webm thread

File: 2.17 MB, 1920x1080, jack prepares the nigger bait.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

webm thread Anonymous Sun May 27 18:28:03 2018 No.10667593 [Reply] [Original]

no frogs or turtles please im still crying from the last webm thread

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 18:29:06 2018 No.10667597 File: 2.98 MB, 800x450, 1527006084061.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 18:30:23 2018 No.10667600 File: 843 KB, 1280x720, 1527058352444.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 18:33:02 2018 No.10667611 File: 2.74 MB, 640x360, that chick gots some jucci thighs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 18:36:14 2018 No.10667619 File: 982 KB, 1280x720, anyone got the sauce for this.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 18:36:59 2018 No.10667627 is this a webm thread or just a jack thread? is there even a difference anymore...?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 18:38:00 2018 No.10667632 File: 2.91 MB, 800x450, as seen on tv.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 18:38:04 2018 No.10667633 >>10667593 Fuck off with this jack garbage.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 18:38:49 2018 No.10667636 >>10667597 OH YEAH GET SHWIFTY

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 18:40:41 2018 No.10667642 File: 2.24 MB, 420x315, 1477884859055j.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10667633 as they say in the old country... shut up ah your face!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 18:41:17 2018 No.10667643 >>10667632 take the sticker off!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 18:41:19 2018 No.10667645 File: 3.00 MB, 1280x720, taps.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 18:41:58 2018 No.10667651 Well it's a pretty shit thread so far. Fuck you OP asshole faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 18:43:21 2018 No.10667661 File: 2.46 MB, 300x300, smokedchicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 18:45:21 2018 No.10667678 File: 2.79 MB, 1280x720, wats a brotha gotta do to get some ribs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 18:47:30 2018 No.10667692 >>10667678 GO BACK TO /POL/

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 18:51:04 2018 No.10667705 >>10667678 so that's why they wear the baggy pants...

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 18:51:11 2018 No.10667706 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, 1520728010303.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 18:51:54 2018 No.10667712 >>10667706 how does he get out without breaking any eggs?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 18:52:06 2018 No.10667713 >>10667706 >wrong filename god dammit anon you had one fucking job to do

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 18:53:48 2018 No.10667719 >>10667712 he can't, he has to cook them all before he can leave

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 18:53:50 2018 No.10667720 File: 2.92 MB, 854x480, surely the kang of meat.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 18:55:54 2018 No.10667730 >>10667593 >no frogs or turtles please Are puppies roasted alive allowed? No Chinese cuisine at all?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 18:56:05 2018 No.10667731 File: 2.05 MB, 1280x720, what jack considers rare.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun May 27 18:56:17 2018 No.10667733

>>10667593
I made this and about 60 other ja/ck/ webms

I had written an app in c# where you could put in any youtube video link, and the times in the video you wanted a clip of and it'd automatically clip it and save it as webm

sadly, I lost the source code and don't feel like rewriting it

thanks for reading my blog

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 18:57:20 2018 No.10667736 File: 477 KB, 1280x720, across the street to the hospital down the road to the morgue.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10667733

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 18:58:12 2018 No.10667737 >>10667720 why are they making him do this?! It's cruel!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 18:59:13 2018 No.10667746 >>10667736 what in the actual fuck... are you seriously telling me he didn't know you have to apply pressure for that to work?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 19:00:10 2018 No.10667757 >>10667597 i want to kill his fat child and feed it to him

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 19:01:26 2018 No.10667766 >>10667632 Ugh cutting apples is HaRd

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 19:01:35 2018 No.10667768 File: 2.87 MB, 480x360, limpopo brothers.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10667737 cuz dey feel bad for slavery and shiiiiiieeeeeeeeeet also check em

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 19:01:49 2018 No.10667769 >>10667632 >left the sticker on i refuse to believe this isnt for effect

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 19:02:33 2018 No.10667774 File: 26 KB, 600x565, 8873134620702.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10667632 now i am trigggered

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 19:03:02 2018 No.10667778 File: 1.39 MB, 1920x1080, napkin.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] chek these

Anonymous Sun May 27 19:05:17 2018 No.10667791
File: 1.41 MB, 640x360, JACKolantern.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>10667778
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck i was so close

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 19:07:03 2018 No.10667803 File: 1015 KB, 1280x720, non-newtonian nuggets.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10667642 i was expecting(and hoping) he was gonna drop it and spill it all over the pizza

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 19:08:03 2018 No.10667807 >>10667778 F

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 19:08:31 2018 No.10667809 >>10667766 you stole my triple set of dubs asshole!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 19:09:55 2018 No.10667816 >>10667757 Make sure to undercook it

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 19:11:19 2018 No.10667825 File: 2.93 MB, 600x338, 1468151831904.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ayy gabagool

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 19:30:01 2018 No.10667895 File: 2.68 MB, 600x336, 1468175389050.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm just waiting for that one webm at the mexican restaurant with the instant noodles and the Doritos. I need it for reasons.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 19:31:45 2018 No.10667907 >>10667706 how do the eggs get in without breaking the duke?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 19:33:15 2018 No.10667925 >>10667600 Explain.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 19:33:51 2018 No.10667926 >>10667632 i really think he is fucking stupid

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 19:35:39 2018 No.10667935 >>10667778 man what the hell is this supposed to accomplish? was it too hot for him?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 19:35:50 2018 No.10667937 >>10667645 Is knife tapping just some tourettes habit that chefs develop that only /ck/ has noticed?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 19:38:06 2018 No.10667949 >>10667895 impressive, but doesn't look very palatable

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 19:39:11 2018 No.10667960 >>10667791 >>10667809 Jesus Christ, kid. First day off /b/?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 19:39:14 2018 No.10667962 >>10667937 it's done to re-center the knife in your hand. people who do fuck tons of cutting wind up doing it constantly because they notice they don't cut as well if it's not centered.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 19:41:05 2018 No.10667969 File: 2.82 MB, 480x360, patented space age out of this world moon waffles.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] javascript:;

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 19:47:45 2018 No.10668009 >>10667746 he saw on TV it cuts through diamonds with little effort. Obviously this product is full of lies

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 20:10:23 2018 No.10668119 File: 2.86 MB, 540x302, he hurt the turt.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 20:11:36 2018 No.10668128 >>10668119 chinamen are fucked in the head

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 20:14:10 2018 No.10668145 File: 313 KB, 649x337, frog shashimi knows how bad thing really are.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10668128

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 20:21:42 2018 No.10668180 >>10667746 It's Ja/ck/

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 20:38:18 2018 No.10668266 >>10667593 Who is jack and why does he seem to fail at everything he tries? That bear claw pulled pork .webm was painful.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 20:40:06 2018 No.10668272 File: 86 KB, 600x388, take em down bud.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10668266 We don't cotton to new fags round these parts.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 20:47:56 2018 No.10668311 >>10668128 What's wrong with what he did? Looked like he cut its head off first

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 20:49:54 2018 No.10668321 >>10668311 yes thats the problem. The turtle should be still alive when it goes to the customer, or else it tastes like shit

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 20:54:53 2018 No.10668357 >>10667597 what the fuck is that

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 20:59:48 2018 No.10668386 >>10668272 based don't cotton poster

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 21:38:47 2018 No.10668547 File: 26 KB, 457x480, 1523719856194.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10667803 That file name.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 22:25:22 2018 No.10668750 >>10668119 I just can't watch

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 22:30:01 2018 No.10668761 >>10668119 >unnecessary abuse of a live animal while cooking I'm going to assume he is some strain of bug-asian

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 22:31:25 2018 No.10668766 File: 2.85 MB, 640x360, Advanced Mango.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 22:39:55 2018 No.10668801 >>10668119 The creek by my house has a rampant turtle population and I've been wondering how to prepare them. Thanks for this.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 22:52:52 2018 No.10668882 File: 2.86 MB, 640x360, Taunting vegans.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 23:54:14 2018 No.10669174 File: 2.90 MB, 720x404, Unicorn cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 00:39:53 2018 No.10669312 >>10667778 I looked up the place on google and couldn't find anything. I'm guessing it's closed now?

Anonymous Mon May 28 00:47:19 2018 No.10669334
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oh goodie, another one of these lame threads, no wonder I gave up long ago. never any OC
>inb4 some faggot says to make some or contribute
I have contributed and made some, only the retarded webms get reposted. it seems it has to be edgy or egg-related to be reposted over and over again. have fun with this thread new-fags.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 00:50:46 2018 No.10669344 >>10669334 do something about it if you don't like it nigger

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 00:52:27 2018 No.10669351 >>10667733 I hate what you did.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 00:53:30 2018 No.10669355 >>10669334 I wonder why I find that webm so arousing.

Anonymous Mon May 28 00:53:47 2018 No.10669356

>>10668145
>>10668119
Honestly i feel two ways about this, as for survival sense i'd eat a turtle, dog, frog or whatever that keeps me alive. Since we have livestock of chicken or dumb fishes, I do own a turtle, dog and bullfrog as pet and they are somewhat intelligent and while under current situation living in non-poverty life just to eat these "exotic" food kinda goes against my morals right now.

Anonymous Mon May 28 00:55:24 2018 No.10669364

>>10669344
I tried. this board is so fucked. used to be a comfy place before all the shitty forced memes, eggs being one. like I said, has to be edgy or egg-related to get a repost. cant simply be a good recipe or regular cooking in the webms. not talking about shitty buzzfeed or tasty videos though.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 00:57:52 2018 No.10669370 >>10667678 Is that how you make blackened pork ribs? >rimshot me boys

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 01:01:33 2018 No.10669384 >>10669364 Why would you want to see good recipes or regular cooking in a webm? We already know what they look like. We know how to follow a recipe from text. That's not an appropriate use of the webm format.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 01:04:42 2018 No.10669394 >>10669384 ain't this /ck/? food and cooking board? fucking dumbfuck. are we supposed to come here to see food and cooking, or to see unrelated non food and cook? or all of you dumb al/ck/'s?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 01:06:16 2018 No.10669398 >>10669394 You don't seem to be thinking straight. It doesn't have to be a recipe or "good cooking" to be related to food and cooking. The webms in every webm thread are related to food and cooking. Are you sure you're sober yourself?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 01:07:13 2018 No.10669402 >>10668119 I mean once the head is cut off that's it. If he did everything he did before that I could she why it would be fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 01:10:18 2018 No.10669409 >>10667678 Lmao

Anonymous Mon May 28 01:11:34 2018 No.10669412

>>10669398
Webm threads are based and full of repeated repost, you new or.....? I know that a lot of the webms are related to food, but not in a normal way. it's all forced memes that got old long ass time ago. I'm sure you're the one forcing memes here thinking you're a legend and funny, it's not.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 01:26:26 2018 No.10669474 File: 364 KB, 1280x720, Moist_Slice.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10669412 I pray to never be as wrong as you were in that post.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 01:29:37 2018 No.10669494 File: 2.28 MB, 853x480, People Eating.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10669474 you must be webm boi, obsessed. here, have a better webm than your typical jack post.

Anonymous Mon May 28 01:30:36 2018 No.10669498

>>10668119
>faggots bitching about butchering turtles
Why make arbitrarily make distinctions on what animals you eat? You're killing a living creature either way. This pisses me off as much as faggots who are too good to eat certain parts of an animal.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 01:30:45 2018 No.10669499 >>10669494 my dude it's ok to be who you are but please take it on back to /lgbt/

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 01:33:15 2018 No.10669508 >>10669334 I can't believe the cow didn't lay it's eggs before getting out

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 01:37:14 2018 No.10669523 >>10669334 What the FUCK is that ..

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 01:40:29 2018 No.10669535 File: 2.97 MB, 720x404, 1525558148706.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10669499 lmao, you ok m8? seems like you need to go to /b/ and fap to your traps.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 01:42:54 2018 No.10669541 >>10669494 More like hipsters eating.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 01:44:15 2018 No.10669547 >>10669541 is this a robot, based af

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 01:44:46 2018 No.10669549 >>10669498 >Faggot bitching about faggots bitching about butchering turtles Why don't you shut the hell up bitch boy, i'll eat whatever part i fucking want and throw the rest to shit poor people like your fuck ass.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 01:47:11 2018 No.10669554 >>10667645 I occasionally tap my knife if there are bits of stuff stuck to it, ie I cut a tomato, tap, now we move onto the onion, tap, now the papper, these guys don't seem to have that problem.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 01:48:17 2018 No.10669559 File: 2.87 MB, 540x302, Korean whiskey.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon May 28 01:50:04 2018 No.10669564
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>>10669535
Wooow, it's almost as if children don't learn self control when you indulge them in literally everything, including shit like "I want to be a girl now" at age, what was it? Six?
This is a ruined human being. Ruined by his own parents. For money and attention.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 01:50:57 2018 No.10669567 >>10667678 pantsofholding.webm

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 01:51:52 2018 No.10669570 File: 55 KB, 590x513, $.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10668119 Maybe he was looking for treasure

Anonymous Mon May 28 01:52:13 2018 No.10669573

>>10668119
That's not bad at all, he cuts its head off first thing and then just butchers it.

There's an episode of Man Vs. Wild where the guy finds a turtle and shows how you can cook it, and he just picks it up, it pulls its head back into the shell, he stabs into the shell like 6 fucking times with a pocket knife trying to hit its head and then he throws it into a fire when he thinks it's dead. THAT made me uncomfortable when I watched it. It was brutal as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 01:54:58 2018 No.10669582 File: 2.54 MB, 720x404, 1497982741596.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10667593 How about some crabs?

Anonymous Mon May 28 01:55:16 2018 No.10669583
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>>10669564
after gen z takes over humanity as it is, it's over. they like eating tide pods and over-indulge in social media all for attention. were here or I'm here because social media is a joke to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 01:55:42 2018 No.10669585 File: 2.68 MB, 800x450, We live and die by your orders Boss.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10669582

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 01:55:44 2018 No.10669586 >>10667731 this is fucking raw meat. ffs.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 01:57:32 2018 No.10669589 >>10669585 >ISIS music playing in the background

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 02:00:26 2018 No.10669601 >>10668761 Turtles die when you cut off their head. Which is the first fucking thing he does.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 02:02:03 2018 No.10669604 >>10669583 4chan is social media

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 02:12:39 2018 No.10669636 >>10669604 In a different way I guess. just not a bunch of faggots blogging or say they went shopping or are on vacation (which is stupid because you're letting thiefs know no one is home)

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 02:17:22 2018 No.10669647 File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, sand egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 02:18:02 2018 No.10669650 >>10667925 I think he's checking how much cheese is on it

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 02:23:18 2018 No.10669676 File: 79 KB, 984x497, Jack's a faggot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 02:34:57 2018 No.10669715 >>10667706 egg how into if break without does?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 02:50:53 2018 No.10669782 File: 67 KB, 637x854, 1527297332748.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10669174 >you will never get to do ZOOM-tier arts and crafts cooking with your dad

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 02:57:54 2018 No.10669801 >>10669582 Um.. Are the crabs ok

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 03:08:42 2018 No.10669837 >>10669801 yeah, just fine. it's like their version of a spa day.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 03:12:57 2018 No.10669846 >>10667627 except for the usual eggman cameo, none.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 03:19:25 2018 No.10669874 >>10667661 What the fuck lol

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 03:20:27 2018 No.10669878 >>10667692 >black person does something bad >REEEEEEE /POL/!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 03:27:05 2018 No.10669902 >>10668272 >acts hostile towards new anons >posts frogs The sheer arrogance of invading /r9k/ autists..

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 03:32:58 2018 No.10669917 File: 1.79 MB, 202x360, Kitchen Island Dungeon.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10668266 He's a nobody youtuber who got cult status here, because it gave anons who can't cook themselves someone to laugh at.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 03:40:18 2018 No.10669922 >>10667678 my older cousin used to do this as a teen, a white guy if you believe it or not. he and his friends would wear super tight legging type pants then sweatpants over them. stuffed like 80 dollars worth of meat down there once.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 03:42:35 2018 No.10669928 >>10667692 >GO BACK TO /POL/ Why? He's stealing food. This is a food webm thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 03:46:33 2018 No.10669937 >>10669583 im gaggin' all i can see is a pus filled pimple

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 03:55:44 2018 No.10669968 >>10669937 It's a webm, Anon. Not a mirror.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 03:57:26 2018 No.10669970 >>10667712 epic +1

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 03:58:16 2018 No.10669973 File: 40 KB, 500x281, 1513778136528.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10669968

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 04:22:43 2018 No.10670059 >>10668119 How inhumane. Wheres his tiny turtle sized bolt gun?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 04:25:56 2018 No.10670070 >>10669917 Looks like a great place to keep your trap slave

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 05:00:16 2018 No.10670168 >>10668145 Frog aint bad, but I can't imagine eating it raw.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 05:00:18 2018 No.10670169 >>10669801 they put em back together

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 05:28:40 2018 No.10670264 File: 2.43 MB, 1052x592, Fat disgusting pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10667593

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 05:29:44 2018 No.10670270 File: 761 KB, 360x360, Eating chips from floor.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10670264

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 05:30:47 2018 No.10670272 File: 2.18 MB, 1280x720, Fat pancake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10670270

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 05:37:00 2018 No.10670290 File: 2.52 MB, 318x320, nigger cooking.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10670270

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 05:38:05 2018 No.10670293 File: 2.85 MB, 1280x720, cactus.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10670290

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 05:39:10 2018 No.10670298 File: 2.79 MB, 720x972, how to eat eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10670293

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 05:56:01 2018 No.10670331 File: 2.82 MB, 640x360, give me the formuoli.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 05:57:22 2018 No.10670337 >>10670264 shame about her genetics

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 06:12:00 2018 No.10670398 File: 2.00 MB, 412x232, 1497539384076.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10667733 You are concentrated evil. I've got a ruby script to do the same, but I use it for good. I also made this gif. You're a fitting first recipient.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 06:15:10 2018 No.10670410 File: 8 KB, 249x202, 1527465782220.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10670398

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 06:16:03 2018 No.10670412 >>10670410 Fuck off with your lame /v/ meme

Anonymous Mon May 28 06:22:30 2018 No.10670428

>>10667678
>>10669922
In Violent J of ICP's book, there are segments in which Shaggy 2 Dope detailed how to commit crimes. One part, he was talking about going to grocery stores and just eating food inside and finishing it while walking around, and also that the best way to take shit from a store is just to take it, and leave the store. Most grocery store employees aren't going to chase you out the door, you just take shit, get in your car, and drive away

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 06:30:29 2018 No.10670454 >>10667895 >eggs and rice, literally 300 dorra whitupiggu

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 06:37:37 2018 No.10670476 >>10667643 >>10667769 the stickers are edible u fuckn uneducated swine

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 06:41:52 2018 No.10670484 File: 1.87 MB, 720x720, cocaine ribs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon May 28 06:43:59 2018 No.10670495

>>10670264
That's from a TV show and the actress only gets to play mentally handicapped women with disgusting habits. In another show, she regularly played an obese single mother that one time tried to work as a cam whore, wore a giant sized nurse outfit and got chocolate sauce all over herself.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 06:45:11 2018 No.10670498 File: 814 KB, 640x360, dough.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10670495

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 06:47:39 2018 No.10670504 >>10669570 >hi gang

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 06:53:51 2018 No.10670513 >>10669494 >some pretentious sad attempt at greek salad >shitty wrapped dolma, wouldnt be surpirsed if they bought them canned for the sake of the video >plain yoghurt >rakomelo with what is supposed to be a summer table I am offended

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 07:14:19 2018 No.10670568 File: 1.96 MB, 600x600, 1476660819779.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10669583 JUST EAT THE FUCKING FOOD REEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 07:17:07 2018 No.10670573 >>10667705 I know you think you're just being funny but yes that is why they wear baggy pants.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 07:17:26 2018 No.10670576 >>10670484 is the dude getting sucked of or summat?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 07:19:58 2018 No.10670581 >>10667720 Dat be racist Bet day dont be checkin no white folks pants

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 07:29:05 2018 No.10670598 >>10667825 Americans must die.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 09:58:27 2018 No.10670886 >>10668882 Based

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 09:59:02 2018 No.10670888 File: 951 KB, 1370x756, Grandma-Jacky[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10669535

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 10:25:39 2018 No.10670994 >>10668357 Jack trying to cure pinkeye with cayenne pepper

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 10:46:20 2018 No.10671088 File: 61 KB, 468x914, 1526953359285.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10668119

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 10:53:37 2018 No.10671127 >>10669917 Dumb, island is now useless. Someone post the epic underground spiral staircase wine cellar

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 10:55:20 2018 No.10671139 >>10670428 > that the best way to take shit from a store is just to take it, and leave the store I had an acquaintance in college that would do this (yes, he was black). Just load up a grocery cart and walk out of the store.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 11:00:29 2018 No.10671160 >>10670272 He allegedly got in trouble for this video. He's literally the only reviewer to have this problem and he was lambasting the product.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 11:03:11 2018 No.10671169 >>10671160 Source?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 11:05:21 2018 No.10671177 >>10671160 but he referenced other reviewers who had the same problem in his video

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 11:05:25 2018 No.10671178 >>10670484 marad10sna

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 11:07:05 2018 No.10671187 >>10669647 >omelette au sable Fucking why?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 11:20:45 2018 No.10671245 >>10668761 >Unnecessary abuse How exactly do you think meat is normally slaughtered?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 11:23:43 2018 No.10671255 File: 1.79 MB, 1280x720, 5bunnies 1banana.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 11:25:45 2018 No.10671264 File: 324 KB, 480x480, roastbeef.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 11:26:04 2018 No.10671266 File: 2.91 MB, 472x796, mexican cuisine.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10667895

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 11:27:15 2018 No.10671272 File: 225 KB, 720x720, peach.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw when your standing behind him and pull down his pants

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 11:29:37 2018 No.10671284 File: 13 KB, 300x300, 1330629212189.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10671255

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 11:29:40 2018 No.10671286 File: 2.95 MB, 956x480, mexican cuisine 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 11:30:14 2018 No.10671289 File: 2.94 MB, 484x504, mexican cuisine 3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 11:30:47 2018 No.10671294 File: 2.91 MB, 456x574, mexican cuisine 4.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 11:31:20 2018 No.10671297 File: 2.94 MB, 528x422, mexican cuisine 5.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 11:31:53 2018 No.10671301 File: 2.93 MB, 394x398, mexican cuisine 6.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 11:32:27 2018 No.10671304 File: 2.95 MB, 484x504, mexican cuisine 7.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 11:33:00 2018 No.10671307 File: 2.80 MB, 640x360, locos.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 11:34:27 2018 No.10671312 >>10671294 >>10671297 It honestly looks like they grabbed everything they could from a dollar store, canned corn, hotdogs, instant mashed potatoes, mayo, and then slapped it top of itself In fact that's probably exactly what they did

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 11:36:19 2018 No.10671321 >>10671312 >dollar store you mean the 15 peso store

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 11:36:39 2018 No.10671324 File: 97 KB, 939x756, IMG_20180518_204128.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10667720

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 11:36:53 2018 No.10671326 File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, bbq.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 11:41:36 2018 No.10671338 File: 2.94 MB, 540x404, VienettaNoAudio.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 11:42:26 2018 No.10671344 File: 2.87 MB, 480x480, PipingNoAudio.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 11:42:46 2018 No.10671347 File: 29 KB, 456x352, 1507168631942.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10671255

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 11:43:20 2018 No.10671350 >>10671338 something about this always makes me really uncomfortable

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 11:44:05 2018 No.10671354 >>10667825 Always find myself shouting STOP watching these

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 11:44:12 2018 No.10671355 File: 2.95 MB, 360x202, carrot harvest.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 11:50:11 2018 No.10671379 >>10668119 this shit doesnt phase me Honestly how many times did you see a bloody murder or corpse fucking on old /b/

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 11:52:55 2018 No.10671392 File: 1.01 MB, 1280x720, BBBRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPP.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10671272 Hot

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 11:56:42 2018 No.10671411 >>10671304 >SauceMeUp.webm

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 11:59:49 2018 No.10671420 File: 1.20 MB, 390x300, 1526518501593.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10667692 Racist.. If it was a white guy you wouldn't have said a word.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 12:03:50 2018 No.10671434 >>10671326 Dayum. Perfection never looked so good.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 12:04:55 2018 No.10671440 >>10671338 >>10671344 These days I can't look at this anymore without feeling appalled by knowing all the sugar they contain. I used to love that shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 12:06:49 2018 No.10671451 >>10671392 >that ultra creepy smile Is that thing set to vagina smell or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 12:17:22 2018 No.10671513 >>10669583 yo dickhead, gen Z is the good one you dolt!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 12:26:58 2018 No.10671549 >>10669535 >that countdown until he hits 600lb

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 12:36:14 2018 No.10671582 >>10670331 genuinely arousing

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 13:14:04 2018 No.10671749 >>10671338 >those fucked-up, unloved ones in the bin in the end I want to dumpster dive

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 13:20:38 2018 No.10671778 >>10667825 looked gud right after they put the first set of stuff in the sandwich, after that absolutely disgusting

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 13:32:51 2018 No.10671829 >>10667825 Absolutely too much and I want one.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 13:33:50 2018 No.10671838 >>10668128 soft shell turtle soup was so popular in America we almost ate them to extinction.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 13:39:29 2018 No.10671858 >>10671838 Importing you to build the railroads was a mistake.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 13:42:02 2018 No.10671871 >>10669647 why wouldn't they just cook it in the egg?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 13:50:39 2018 No.10671901 File: 1.96 MB, 400x400, HeresYourFuckingCheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10667661 #homemadecrematorium could be a nice way to get rid of a body...

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 13:58:27 2018 No.10671931 >>10667895 those are some jack-tier looking eggs. completely raw in the middle. I hope that cook died of food poisoning

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 14:00:59 2018 No.10671944 File: 14 KB, 640x480, Flanders_style.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10667969 you should add a clip of Babish making that in real life. He had to buy a new waffle iron because Homer's dipshit "recipe" ruined one.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 14:06:36 2018 No.10671968 File: 2 KB, 125x87, 1516292571267s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10669585 it saddens me that they turn white when they die. I like squids they seem based

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 14:10:08 2018 No.10671984 >>10669351 you should kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 14:13:20 2018 No.10671995 >>10669499 >being this triggered by a webm of people eating just neck yourself, mate.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 14:18:49 2018 No.10672008 >>10669647 are there pipes under the sand?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 14:21:26 2018 No.10672020 >>10670293 between this and jack: wtf is wrong with wypipo?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 14:35:05 2018 No.10672080 File: 2.67 MB, 580x386, hands_in_oil.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 14:39:47 2018 No.10672104 >>10667632 Why does he always pussyfoot around everything?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 14:42:15 2018 No.10672117 >>10671266 >>10671286 >>10671289 >>10671294 >>10671297 >>10671301 >>10671304 >>10671307 It seems like Mexifats don't "cuisine" but rather "trough"

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 14:43:49 2018 No.10672125 >>10672020 see >>10669676

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 14:50:43 2018 No.10672157 >>10670331 >italian-hawaiian fusion

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 14:53:29 2018 No.10672165 File: 2.77 MB, 1280x720, knife skills.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10672104 Because he's the kind of man who manages to cut the hand that's holding the knife. He should be dead already and he knows it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 14:58:12 2018 No.10672183 >>10672165 Do they make gloves that look like those but don't offer the protection? For pranks?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 14:59:52 2018 No.10672189 >>10672183 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEyUeCyXl1Q

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 15:02:10 2018 No.10672202 >>10671968 Aren't those cuttlefish?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 15:03:12 2018 No.10672205 >>10667925 how Americans eat pizza

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 15:10:32 2018 No.10672236 >>10667692 Go back to cleaning your wife's bull

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 15:15:06 2018 No.10672264 >>10667706 How does he stop people from stealing his eggs?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 15:17:05 2018 No.10672278 >>10671995 >overlooks the flaming text posted with the webm oi m8 gr8 post

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 15:20:44 2018 No.10672292 File: 1.94 MB, 1000x562, dindu.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10672165

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 15:20:48 2018 No.10672293 File: 2.98 MB, 452x300, seasnailprep.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 15:21:15 2018 No.10672295 >>10667661 WA LA

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 15:30:50 2018 No.10672335 >>10669559 Boy, fair skinned Asian girls can be cringey as fuck and I would still think they're adorable. If it were any other race doing this video, I'd be in pain

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 15:31:45 2018 No.10672341 File: 2.83 MB, 720x404, LOLs in Korean.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10672335

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 15:33:54 2018 No.10672348 >>10667733 You’re a fucking legend

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 15:37:00 2018 No.10672353 >>10670398 >ruby Are you a sjw or a tranny?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 15:42:20 2018 No.10672377 >>10669585 >develop the most efficient form of animal camouflage ever known over hundreds of millions of years >get btfo on land Cephalopods get out

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 15:44:11 2018 No.10672385 >>10669585 didn't think the ink would drain so fast, pretty impressive

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 15:46:59 2018 No.10672397 >>10672377 >cuddle fish gets a cut >all of it's ink drains out >suddenly a white blob is trying to hunt baitfish yeah they're great aren't they

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 15:56:36 2018 No.10672421 >>10672341 I wonder who could be behind this post...

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 15:59:34 2018 No.10672431 File: 744 KB, 1280x720, lifehack.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 16:00:09 2018 No.10672433 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, Korean Girls see Big American meat for the first time.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 16:00:38 2018 No.10672436 >>10672431 This is a neat idea that I think we need to expand on further. What if we made the plastic bag hand shaped so it would fit easier?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 16:04:50 2018 No.10672452 >>10667778 >can't even get the get Jack would be proud.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 16:26:10 2018 No.10672531 File: 2.61 MB, 1280x720, jack makes jenkem.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 16:28:46 2018 No.10672540 >>10672436 Genius

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 16:29:41 2018 No.10672547 >>10667593 who was that one crazy lady who was like a female jack with the italian sauce

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 16:30:06 2018 No.10672550 File: 177 KB, 880x853, jack1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10672452

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 16:30:08 2018 No.10672551 File: 1.90 MB, 768x432, oilbeef.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10672547 Kay?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 16:32:59 2018 No.10672566 >>10672547 >>10672551 Nah, sounds like Marie https://youtu.be/lI2lWuoMV3I https://youtu.be/s37u_o-pJzQ

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 16:37:36 2018 No.10672581 File: 198 KB, 699x394, 1527245142418.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10672551 haHaa

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 16:38:54 2018 No.10672584 File: 726 KB, 480x852, 1527478583231.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 16:41:00 2018 No.10672591 >>10672584 nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 16:42:14 2018 No.10672596 >>10672584 First chinks kill pepe and eat him raw then hurt the turts and now this?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 16:43:15 2018 No.10672598 >>10672584 SOMEONE DO SOMETHING !!! MODS!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 16:44:16 2018 No.10672603 >>10672584 Saved thanks

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 16:45:34 2018 No.10672609 >>10672584 THIS ISN"T COOKING THIS ISNT COKING AT ALL!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 16:46:32 2018 No.10672614 >>10670290 his tiny fucking hat gets me every time.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 16:49:59 2018 No.10672631 >>10672614 its like when animals wear people clothes and also >>10672584 WHAT THE FUCK !

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 16:51:40 2018 No.10672635 ITS BEEN UP FOR OVER TEN MINUETS !!! QUCIK DELETE IT

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 16:53:44 2018 No.10672646 >>10672635 >ITS BEEN UP FOR OVER TEN MINUETS !!! Relax. You only have to worry if it lasts for more than a couple hours. In that case I urge you to see a doctor.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 16:54:10 2018 No.10672648 >>10672165 >the sheer force that's needed to cut the carrot. That knife is as sharp as a spatula.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 16:54:35 2018 No.10672652 I CANT BE THE ONLY SEEING THIS WHERES THE DEPORT BOTTON

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 16:54:39 2018 No.10672653 File: 1.94 MB, 1000x562, dindu.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 16:55:32 2018 No.10672656 >>10670576 thats diego maradona

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 16:59:22 2018 No.10672681 >>10672653 fuck you Abraham Lincoln

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 17:02:01 2018 No.10672700 >>10672353 Neither. I liked the language before it got invaded. I'm not moving an inch for those coc assholes.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 17:02:58 2018 No.10672705 >>10672681 are you referring to numbah 5? her name was abigail.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 17:04:06 2018 No.10672713 >>10672653 old bitches carry jack shit in their purses, she probably got 10 cents and a lollipop out of that

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 17:06:47 2018 No.10672731 WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THIS THREAD? FIRST THE GAY ORGY AND NOW NIGGERS STEALING SHIT

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 17:09:36 2018 No.10672742 File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, Camels.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10670293

Anonymous Mon May 28 17:16:00 2018 No.10672759

>>10667597
>pours fucking cayenne pepper and water into his eyes
>PLEASE PLEASE MAKE ME INTERNET FAMOUS NOW, THAT REALLY HURT AND I DESERVE RECOGNITION FOR MY PAIN RIGHT? I'LL DO ANY YOUTUBE "CHALLENGE" PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING!
This is getting fucking sad. I really hope Jack just stops with the youtube shit and starts trying to improve his life. But, considering how old he is at this point, we all know that's not going to happen. He's going to keep living like a desperate slob until his heart gets clogged by an entire brick of cream cheese.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 17:25:51 2018 No.10672798 >>10667825 >Chops up the fries and cheese into a mush WHY EVEN MAKE AND USE FUCKING FRENCH FRIES IF YOU'RE JUST GOING TO MASH THEM AND PUT THEM IN A SANDWICH?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 17:28:46 2018 No.10672806 >>10672742 the camels eating light bulbs episode is better

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 17:32:14 2018 No.10672821 >>10671255 I was seriously expecting something horrible to happen to the bunnies. I think I've been on 4chan for too long.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 17:34:28 2018 No.10672836 File: 12 KB, 176x176, jack sketch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nobody would care, or watch if I made normal or good food. Who is to blame here?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 17:38:28 2018 No.10672851 >>10669647 Literally just a flat fucking rock, was that so hard?

Anonymous Mon May 28 17:40:46 2018 No.10672860

>>10669559
>It tastes bad. I don't get why people drink this.
>Drinking this is kind of like saying "Hey I'm a badass who knows how to drink whiskey!"
It only took about 30 seconds exposure to "America's Manliest Drink (tm)" for some random Asian girl to just completely deconstruct American "drinking culture".

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 17:42:46 2018 No.10672867 >>10669583 tubgirl.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 17:44:30 2018 No.10672879 File: 644 KB, 320x180, cotton candy gook.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10672860 Truly Korea is our greatest ally.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 17:45:27 2018 No.10672884 >>10672836 >Nobody would care, or watch if I made normal or good food. You say that like it's a bad thing. It's perfectly fine if nobody watches or cares.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 17:45:46 2018 No.10672887 >>10672860 it only took about 30 seconds of watching a clickbait youtube video for some random yuro to have a soy overdose and bow to his new asian masters.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 17:46:12 2018 No.10672889 >>10669647 >bites into "omelette" >the teeth-grinding CRUNCH of sand Jesus christ, might as well just eat the entire shell with it too and build up enough bowel grit to lay your own fucking egg.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 17:46:34 2018 No.10672890 File: 2.93 MB, 720x404, Egg A Beast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10672889 >Jesus christ, might as well just eat the entire shell with it too

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 17:47:49 2018 No.10672896 >>10669782 >ZOOM i loved that show, i remember that episode where they counted the dots on a basketball using a penny and marker

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 17:48:13 2018 No.10672899 >>10667825 that bacon isn't even cooked

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 17:50:42 2018 No.10672905 >>10668119 lmao at all the sheltered city bugmen crying at the butchering lolz

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 18:01:05 2018 No.10672941 >>10670484 why is 2 chainz a waiter?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 18:01:09 2018 No.10672942 File: 946 KB, 912x905, gold.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10672646

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 18:02:02 2018 No.10672946 >>10671326 this is always the best

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 18:07:40 2018 No.10672968 >>10672941 That's Nusret

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 18:12:08 2018 No.10672981 >>10672890 Boiled and peeled? He's growing old and weak.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 18:12:36 2018 No.10672984 >>10672981 Pay more attention. Those are completely raw and he's eating them with the shell.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 18:13:56 2018 No.10672989 >>10669902 snap yup, this one's going into my cringe compilation

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 18:14:56 2018 No.10672992 >>10669647 niggers

Anonymous Mon May 28 18:17:57 2018 No.10673006
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>>10669583
Why do their videos even exist?
"this little shop in NYC/LA/Houston/Atlanta/Denver is owned by a family that came from east Asia; they make RAINBOW dog shit candies*, they're super yummy and SUPER COLORFUL, haha gay pride \^w^/ *$18 asking price plus tip"

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 18:31:13 2018 No.10673050 >>10670513 What's that bell even for?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 18:31:35 2018 No.10673056 >>10671255 god i wish that were me

Anonymous Mon May 28 18:32:17 2018 No.10673059

>>10667593
go fucking yourself with your trash dumping you fucking deranged nigger. There's nothing worth the slightest bit of interest in your uploads. It's all the same old faggot with his disgusting construction worker hands awkwardly trying to do delicate professional gestures on some failed dish, and it only results in some unnerving unbearable creepy footage of some hideous hands doing retarded shit. Just what the fuck is the purpose of this garbage for example >>10667600 No tips, no info, no utility, no display of any skill. And all the food in it look awful and unclean.
Why would you have this shit saved up. And you fucking spam it everywhere on top of that. Do you have a condition?
legit hang yourself with wrists open

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 18:40:22 2018 No.10673089 >>10667731 Did he just take it out of the packaging and dump it in the pan? ffs its not even cooked

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 18:40:49 2018 No.10673093 File: 2.94 MB, 304x540, 1461822480588.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 18:41:42 2018 No.10673097 >>10668766 Epic! XD

Anonymous Mon May 28 18:43:44 2018 No.10673109
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>>10668145
I kind of wish I was this frog. I'm suicidal anyway so I can't help but think it would be a good way to go, watching helplessly while qt 10/10 Asian girls devour my flesh, moaning in pleasure and saying how delicious I am as I slowly fade into the void.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 18:44:00 2018 No.10673111 >>10669583 That shit is literally so fucking easy to make

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 18:46:09 2018 No.10673127 >>10671326 taps knife

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 18:46:21 2018 No.10673129 >>10672614 What gets me is when he shakes the pot

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 18:51:18 2018 No.10673154 File: 49 KB, 512x509, 100a0acc0739155ec4a57c94e11b9ca8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10670598 >Video describes food in Italian >They're American Kys bud

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 18:51:38 2018 No.10673156 >>10673093 Disgusting. I can't believe he's wearing long sleeves. Very unhygienic.

Anonymous Mon May 28 18:54:03 2018 No.10673175

>>10669583
Gen Z is the best gen, considering we're more conservative than the Silent Generation. We eat chemicals in an attempt to end the misery of living in a world Boomers & Gen X fucked up everything for everyone after them. Somehow, we just can't die. The ride never ends. But what do you care? You got yours.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 18:54:50 2018 No.10673178 >>10667661 what went so wrong?

Anonymous Mon May 28 19:00:48 2018 No.10673212
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>>10669647
I like how his expression at the end just says, "Yep. That's a dirty scrambled egg alright. Tastes like sand and has a nice grittiness with only 50% of actual fucking sand. Wow. Amazing. Best cultural experience from sub-70 IQ jungle bunnies to date. 10/10."

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:00:55 2018 No.10673215 >>10670573 It's because of the guns, stupid.

Anonymous Mon May 28 19:04:30 2018 No.10673232

>>10673175
>we're
so you're under-age to be here? good, let gen z take themself out. boomers really fucked things up and Is anti-internet not willing to broad their horizons. but instead of giving up like a faggot; you could try and rebound it. giving up is for losers and you deserve to go behind that logic.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:06:56 2018 No.10673254 >>10673178 on to long. way they cooked it.. it's that simple dummy.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:09:42 2018 No.10673270 >>10672293 Yeah he also could have shot it with a desert eagle for the lulz. It's a meaningless slaughter.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:12:39 2018 No.10673290 >>10670264 where's the part after it's cooked?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:20:02 2018 No.10673330 File: 19 KB, 600x375, purekek.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10667661

Anonymous Mon May 28 19:23:51 2018 No.10673353

>>10669583
>gen z tide pods hurrrp derrppp, fucking kids are useless

I'm a millennial and I can admit we fucked these kids up already big time, we turned drug culture into pop music and created in internet lifestyle that reinforces adhd.

We are the ones to blame, not them

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:25:01 2018 No.10673363 wew

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:27:21 2018 No.10673378 >>10667720 MMM DET REPURASHENS

Anonymous Mon May 28 19:31:04 2018 No.10673391
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>>10673232

People born in gen Z can be adults now.
Also generation Z in general is moving away from social media such as facebook, and tending towards more traditional opinions as opposed to millenials it would appear.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:32:41 2018 No.10673399 >>10673353 we are, I agree. but cant they improve themselves and start by laying off social media or anything that's social media or attention seeking shit. rap music is a big mistake and it drives them nuts.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:32:52 2018 No.10673402 >>10672264 who the fuck steals eggs

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:37:03 2018 No.10673425 >>10669582 >this kills the crab

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:39:39 2018 No.10673434 >>10670264 did that behemoth just eat an uncooked frank

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:41:49 2018 No.10673446 >>10671931 Japan has very exacting standards for their eggs because a lot of dishes use raw/lightly-cooked eggs, salmonella is essentially non-existent there.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:43:20 2018 No.10673459 >>10673434 most Frank's are already cooked. usually on the package says 'fully cooked'. all you have to do is read the label on the package.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:43:40 2018 No.10673460 >>10668128 >>10668761 how fucking sheltered can you be

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:44:40 2018 No.10673467 >>10673459 gotcha. i like cooking them myself tho senpai

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:46:51 2018 No.10673474 >>10673467 same. I like to grill Frank's until they are crispy, with a char on them.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:56:25 2018 No.10673519 File: 2.88 MB, 720x900, spaghetti uh ohs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 20:24:51 2018 No.10673638 File: 192 KB, 720x696, 1527544057330.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10667712

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 20:46:44 2018 No.10673713 >>10673638 Looks like he finally got out of the booth

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 21:02:03 2018 No.10673799 >>10673713 no.... something got in

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 21:03:29 2018 No.10673802 >>10671901 No I would not eat that cheesy burger

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 21:11:33 2018 No.10673825 File: 88 KB, 298x332, 1505774952596.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10669174 >yellow cheese Fucking retards

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 22:11:45 2018 No.10674117 File: 1.36 MB, 800x800, EEEEEHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEEEEEEE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10667678 >5 FUCKING RACKS

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 00:37:36 2018 No.10674631 >>10668119 based chinabro kills animal like normal person. people still flip out.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 01:01:25 2018 No.10674749 >>10670573 It's from prison culture you retard

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 01:07:00 2018 No.10674769 >>10672989 >>>/r9k/

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 01:33:35 2018 No.10674866 >>10669582 >Quake 4

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