/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10663456]

>$27.49/lb
Lol holy shit

[Anonymous No.10663465]

>>10663456
>vegan cheddar
>$32.49/lb
What did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.10663473]

>>10663465
U know how much it costs to harvest the cheese on hipsters ballz
>U got ya self a deal there bud

[Anonymous No.10663477]

I'm tempted of the profit that can be made selling literal shit to people but my conscious won't let me do it. What do you think?

[Anonymous No.10663504]

>>10663477
Communists don't count as people.

[Anonymous No.10663511]

>>10663465
dick cheese is expensive

[Anonymous No.10663513]

>>10663456
I'd report them for false advertising desu famalam

[Anonymous No.10663522]

I'm not sure how most of those products can legally be called those things.

[Anonymous No.10663532]

>>10663504
this

[Anonymous No.10663600]

I sell cheese made from my sister's breast milk. The vegans love it and I charge $199/lb

[Anonymous No.10663601]

Must suck being poor

[Anonymous No.10663617]

>>10663456
>Cruelty-Free
I fucking hate this buzzword, like every livestock farmer that ever lived is some absolute villain that goes to every length to make their animals suffer

[Anonymous No.10663625]

>>10663522
It's probably roughly comparable to how Nathan Fielder briefly opened that 'Dumb Starbucks' business. In brief, no one is going to confuse 'Vegan Roast Beef' for real roast beef so it doesn't really matter.

[Anonymous No.10663637]

>>10663456
>"meat"
>"cheese"
If it's vegan, it's neither meat nor cheese. The desperation of these faggots, holy shit.

[Anonymous No.10663645]

>>10663456
I saw an episode of triple D where guy visited a vegan butcher shop and honestly based on the preparation those meats and cheeses looked pretty good
but those prices are fucking heinous

[Anonymous No.10663657]

Interesting.

[Anonymous No.10663666]

And the cheese.

[Anonymous No.10663675]

>>10663657
>beef phat

[Anonymous No.10663682]

>>10663617
That's what vegans convince themselves of to vilify anyone who raises or eats meat.

[Anonymous No.10663702]

>>10663617
i dont think any vegan believes that, its the slaughterhouse where they live the last portion of their lives

you do realize when you sell a cow it lives in really shit condition until it is slaughtered, right? sometimes it can take a while

unless you sell it to some small local butcher who will kill it themselves (very very very rare)

t, ex-rancher

[Anonymous No.10663706]

>>10663657
>>10663666
jesus christ this is overprocessed inflammation inducing garbage.

[Anonymous No.10663710]

>>10663666
how is thiamin 0.8mg 70% of daily value? that's like 0.7% of daily value.

[Anonymous No.10663713]

>>10663456
Shit I gotta get into the vegan game, I could be making a killing.

[Anonymous No.10663719]

>>10663657
Worchester sauce has fish in it, DISQUALIFIED

[Anonymous No.10663723]

>>10663719
It clearly says vegan Worcestershire sauce.

[Anonymous No.10663725]

>>10663706
>inflammation inducing
get out

[Anonymous No.10663731]

>>10663456
What if I want extra cruelty meat and cheese?

[Anonymous No.10663738]

>>10663666
>contains less than 2% kappa
Racist vegans. Apparently it's still vegan if your animal product is Asian.

[Anonymous No.10663755]

>>10663522
lol, farmers can label their meat 'grass fed' as long as they have a door for the animals to go out and graze.

Would you go out and graze or be force fed and sit on your ass?

[Anonymous No.10663767]

lived in newark for 8 years where the fuck is this

[Anonymous No.10663781]

>>10663725
i personally would go into anaphylactic shock eating this garbage but still, aint healthy even for a normie. might as well eat meat

[Anonymous No.10663782]

>>10663713
>killing
This post is problematic

[Anonymous No.10663794]

>>10663702
why would you fucking stop ranching...
get bored of money or something?

[Anonymous No.10663820]

>>10663504
What the fuck does communism have to do with buying fake meat? Rent-free

[Anonymous No.10663831]

>>10663782
I'm a minority so you can't call it problematic.

[Anonymous No.10663833]

>>10663820
Most of the hipsters who would buy this are "communists", in the Bernie Sanders sense.

[Anonymous No.10663838]

>>10663833
Once again, rent-free.

[Anonymous No.10664010]

>>10663738
I didn't know they had lady kappa too.
Nice tits!

[Anonymous No.10664043]

>>10664010
It's true you don't see many kappa women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for kappa men.

And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no kappa women, and that kappa just spring out of waves in the river! Which is, of course, ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.10664115]

>>10663657
>>10663666
>Flavored gluten
So he's peddling a bunch of toxic shit made with cheap ingredients at premium prices. He's so jewish that it's reached superpower levels.

[Anonymous No.10664145]

>>10663710
Uh, dude. The RDA of Thiamin for adult men is 1.2 mg, adult women is 1.1.

[Anonymous No.10664441]

>>10663838

[Anonymous No.10664457]

>>10663838
>rent-free
what does he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.10664473]

>>10663456
le imitation crab is expensive no?

[Anonymous No.10664493]

>>10663833
>in the Bernie Sanders sense
wrong, most of them are literal communists who call themselves "leninist" or "trotskyist" despite having never so much as read the manifesto, let alone knowing what separates lenin or trotsky from mao or stalin and can't even explain their own beliefs beyond "le punsh a nazi today XD omg y du things ahev to cost money >:(" antifa types

[Anonymous No.10664496]

>>10664493
So communists in the Bernie sense. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.10664500]

>>10664496
bernie sanders does not condone the killing of unarmed non-combatants

[Anonymous No.10664505]

>>10664500
bernie doesn't even support the weight of his own head, let alone a cause

[Anonymous No.10664506]

>>10664500
What a pussy.

[Anonymous No.10664511]

>>10663625
>>10663522
FDA got pissed over vegan mayonnaise.

You're asking why it is allowed?

Well, it likely hasn't been brought to the FDA's attention yet.

[Anonymous No.10664520]

>>10664457
it's a meme used mostly by schizophrenics to imply that they literally own you in some way, by "living in your head rent-free"

i've only seen literally crazy people use it

[Anonymous No.10664577]

>>10663477
Remember, veganism is a political ideology. You can invoke the concept of intersectionality.

In short, intersectionality is the idea that you don't just have to pick one axis to divide the people into us vs them, you can pick any axis you want, there's a box for everyone and all boxes are equal. Therefore all you need to do is define your definition of veganism in a way that includes meat. If anyone disagrees with it, then they're being intolerant and need to be shamed and attacked for not falling in line.

[Anonymous No.10664588]

>>10664577
>intersectionality is the idea that you don't just have to pick one axis to divide the people into us vs them, you can pick any axis you want, there's a box for everyone and all boxes are equal.

[Anonymous No.10664662]

Why do vegans want to eat fake meat? Veggies are super quick to cook and prepare. Meat is what takes time, effort, and money. It's retarded "I want to enjoy meat but like my conscience :/"

[Anonymous No.10664669]

>>10664662
americans are driven solely by memes and thus can't even conceive of a meal that doesn't have meat in it. thus, vegetarians and vegans have to have meat substitutes rather than just eating carbonara or baked pasta with cheese or something

[Anonymous No.10664674]

>>10664669
Why are you implying that carbonara is vegan?

[Anonymous No.10664677]

>>10664674
it's vegetarian. just like dont put bacon in it.

[Anonymous No.10664681]

>>10664588
True marxism is a deeply personal belief system. You must find you own version of collective totalitarianism, and you can't let anybody invalidate your own, unique experience of uniformity.

[Anonymous No.10664684]

>>10664677
>it's vegetarian if you don't follow the recipe

[Anonymous No.10664710]

>>10664674
>>10664677
>>10664684
Non-bacon carbonara still isn't vegetarian, as carbonara doesn't include bacon to begin with...

[Anonymous No.10664712]

>>10664710
>Non-bacon carbonara still isn't vegetarian

[Anonymous No.10664716]

>>10664669
>carbonara
>vegetarian
pick 1

[Anonymous No.10664720]

>>10664716
again, just like don't put bacon in it. it's a very minor part of the dish. the egg and cheese are the star of the show

[Anonymous No.10664725]

>>10664712
>guanciale is vegetarian
See you in summer school Auden.

[Anonymous No.10664728]

>>10664725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X_IAaNPWKU

[Anonymous No.10664740]

>>10664725
again, just like don't put any in there. there's not a lot added to a carbonara. it's an easily skipped ingredient, more of a garnish really
also, post lewds

[Anonymous No.10664742]

>>10664720
lolno child

[Anonymous No.10664750]

>>10664742
t. american who makes his pasta with no egg, Velveeta fake cheese, and two pounds of cubed ham

[Anonymous No.10664752]

>>10664728
>ham
>macaroni cheese
>carbonara
What did she just say? Am I that tired or did my watermain get contaminated?

There's no such thing as vegetarian carbonara and guanciale is a key ingredient. If you must substitute for the love of god use pancetta as it's available even in small towns in the US now.

[Anonymous No.10664755]

>>10664752
>use [fatty cured belly pork] instead of [fatty cured belly pork] the difference is yuge!!!!!!! trust me im 3/32ndths italian............
bacon is fine and you can just not use any at all, pasta with egg and cheese is a fine dish but doesn't have a name so it's basically just "vegetarian carbonara"

[Anonymous No.10664764]

>>10664742
>>10664725
>>10664716
>what are ingredients
>every unique combination of ingredients has to have exactly one name dedicated to it
>a hamburger without pickles but with cheese is a revolutionary new type of cooking

[Anonymous No.10664770]

>>10664764
>>a hamburger without pickles but with cheese is a revolutionary new type of cooking
well, a hamburger with cheese is a revolutionary new type of cooking to americans, they call it the "cheeseburger"

also just look at flyover states' "specialiaty foodz" they're all basically just different arrangements of dressings on a cheap hot dog

[Anonymous No.10664771]

>>10664755
>I don't know what jowl bacon is or the difference between pork products that have been cured with herbs and spices or the ones that have been smoked
>I think my scrambled eggs with pasta is the same as eggs gently emulsified in the fats from cooking guanciale
Do you have some sort of brain parasite? You're obviously delusional.

[Anonymous No.10664772]

>>10663456
>people still fall for the vegan meme

[Anonymous No.10664776]

>>10663657
kek does that have more soduim than a can of spam

[Anonymous No.10664802]

>>10664771
i'm sorry about your autism if you can't conceive of an egg and cheese and pasta dish because Le Real Carbonara With Le Real Italian Bacon exists, but i suggest you see one of those head-shrinker types or something

[Anonymous No.10664821]

>>10663456
I guess you have to paid for the butcher's weed.
> herbivorous

[Anonymous No.10664841]

>>10663600
How many litters of milk for 1 lb of cheese ?
Not enough expensive.

[Anonymous No.10664849]

>>10664821
do americans really just eat raw marijuana instead of properly smoking or vaping it or making some kind of oil/alcohol solution?

[Anonymous No.10664858]

>>10664740
do you guys not know what gives carbonara a decent amount of its flavor or are you a "carbonara uses cream" kind of special? you literally cook it in the fat of the meat. that's like saying a gravy without ANY drippings/stock is still flavorful

[Anonymous No.10664864]

>>10664858
>that's like saying a gravy without ANY drippings/stock is still flavorful
a gravy without any drippings isn't gravy.
>you literally cook it in the fat of the meat.
use oil if you want to make a vegetarian version. y'know, like literally every other food that doesnt have animal meat in it

[Anonymous No.10664866]

this is actually just a jew thread if you're antivegan you seem more JIDF than anything else americucks

[Anonymous No.10664875]

>>10664681
Err, no. True Marxism is just another way for elites to take complete control over a state now that mostly nobody believes in the divine right of kings anymore or in the necessity of a ruling class. So instead use Marxism and communism in general to trick them into subserviance by making them think they are the ones in power.

Don't ever let anyone fool you into thinking there is some other reason for Marxism. You think some loser like Marx who never worked in his life and was basically an autist cares about the plight of Man?

[Anonymous No.10664886]

>>10664864
>self-contradiction, the post
Carbonara without rendered fat and the pork it came from isn't carbonara. Just fucking make hollandaise for your vegetarian pasta if you're going to rape it that hard, you're damned close already.

[Anonymous No.10664890]

>>10664858
Fat has no flavour. It's a vehicle for flavour.

[Anonymous No.10664895]

>>10664886
name a dish that is essentially "carbonara, without meat"

you can't

so it's more useful to simply name it "vegetarian carbonara", since the ingredient list is almost identical and the end product is as well

[Anonymous No.10664910]

>>10664895
>since the ingredient list is almost identical and the end product is as well
>missing one-third of the primary ingredients
>an ingredient that makes you have to sub in other oils to make up for it, and miss not only that flavor, but the herbs that were infused into it
Jesus vegetarians are fucking retarded. Just call it pasta with egg sauce. Or pasta with cheese sauce. You're just hellbent on butchering a classic despite the fact that it has no similarity to the original. I'm done arguing with your pathetic ass though.

[Anonymous No.10664915]

>>10664895
Cacio e Pepe

[Anonymous No.10664917]

>>10664910
>missing one-third of the primary ingredients
those two flakes of proscutto will be sorely missed

>>10664915
no egg

the defining feature of carbonara is the use of egg, not the use of whatever fatty pork

[Anonymous No.10664924]

>>10664917
The defining ingredient is the pepper, hence the name.

[Anonymous No.10664927]

>>10664924
The dish forms part of a family of dishes involving pasta with bacon, cheese, and pepper, such as spaghetti alla gricia. Indeed, it is very similar to the Italian pasta cacio e uova, dressed with melted lard and mixed eggs and cheese.

There are many theories for the origin of the name, which may be more recent than the dish itself. Since the name is derived from carbonaro (the Italian word for charcoal burner), some believe the dish was first made as a hearty meal for Italian charcoal workers.[1] In parts of the United States the etymology gave rise to the term "coal miner's spaghetti". It has even been suggested that it was created as a tribute to the Carbonari ("charcoalmen"), a secret society prominent in the early, repressed stages of Italian unification. It seems more likely that it is an urban dish from Rome, although it has nothing to do with the Roman restaurant of the same name.

[Anonymous No.10664935]

>>10664927
The dish forms part of a family of dishes involving pasta with bacon, cheese, and pepper, such as spaghetti alla gricia. Indeed, it is very similar to the Italian pasta cacio e uova, dressed with melted lard and mixed eggs and cheese.

Plus on my point one of the another theory cited but not listed on wiki is that the pepper looks like tiny flecks of coal hence the name.

[Anonymous No.10664944]

>>10664924
>>10664935
>hence the name
The same article makes it clear that nobody fucking knows why it's called Carbonara and there are several theories. Maybe read the whole thing instead of just the parts you agree with next time, retard.

[Anonymous No.10664951]

>>10664935
Name a pasta dish that doesn't get pepper put on it

name any western food in general that doesn't go well with black pepper

[Anonymous No.10664959]

>>10664927
>>10664935
>the Italian pasta cacio e uova, dressed with melted lard and mixed eggs and cheese.
sounds like basically vegeratian carbonara but no american wh*te would know what the fuck cacio e uova is so i maintain that it's still more useful to call it vegetarian carbonara for marketing purposes if you wish to have a vegetarian restaurant that serves things that aren't loaves of compressed gluten and tapioca painted with acrylic to look like bacon

[Anonymous No.10665652]

>>10664712
>>10664720
>>10664725

>guanciale
>bacon

What kind of weird carbonara are you guys making? I'm following this recipe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-PKO2FrdPY

[Anonymous No.10665671]

>>10663456
Wow it's like they're not yet 90% government subsidized! Unlike meat.

[Anonymous No.10665981]

>>10664770
it's not just americans, this extends to all western food.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soldiers_(food)

[Anonymous No.10665995]

>>10663838
>"RENT FREE!" ARE YOU NOTICING ME YET?
fuck off back to /pol/ or /tv/

[Anonymous No.10666053]

>>10663731
DIY

[Anonymous No.10666106]

>>10663456
Finally something I can feed Sparky!

[Anonymous No.10666151]

>>10665981
>The specific term "eggs with soldiers" appears to date only from the 1960s. The modern phrase first appeared in print in 1966 in Nicolas Freeling's novel The Dresden Green (where it is used to eat soup). It seems likely that it was either popularised or invented in 1965 in a series of TV Commercials for eggs starring Tony Hancock and Patricia Hayes.
so it's not actually what they were always called, nor some kind of national specialty, but literally just an unfunny meme

you americans are O B S E S S E D with trying to drag europe and the commonwealth down to your level, why dont you just elevate yourselves instead?

[Anonymous No.10666165]

>>10666106
why are americans so cruel to their pets?

[Anonymous No.10666172]

>>10663794
He's just lying so he can talk out of his ass about shit he never did

[Anonymous No.10666176]

>>10663755
Liar

[Anonymous No.10666322]

>>10666106

[Anonymous No.10666498]

>>10664500
>Bernie Sanders says he would use drones to fight terror as president

[Anonymous No.10666516]

>>10664511
"Just Mayo" is misleading in a way "Vegan Pastrami" isn't.

[Anonymous No.10666527]

I thought it was a fucking bakery from the thumbnail.
>meat
Yeah not from anywhere ever go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.10666532]

>>10663473
underrated

[Anonymous No.10666569]

>>10665671
At these prices ingredients are entirely irrelevant. This is twice as expensive as smoked meat from some artisan deli.

[Anonymous No.10666600]

>>10663657
>1,180mg of sodium
no wonder vegans look so disgusting and malnourished

[Anonymous No.10666881]

>>10666106
Look at that face and those teeth. Dead dog walking

[Anonymous No.10666916]

>>10666569
mm, true. Rent-free fags are jerking up the price of the word "vegan" now

[Anonymous No.10666935]

if you're stupid enough to be vegan you're stupid enough to pay those prices. At least capitalism punishes the short bus riders.

[Anonymous No.10666953]

>>10666106
I wonder how long it will be until veganism is declared a mental disorder. Soon I hope, I'm tired of seeing pets needless suffer because of their owners radical beliefs.

[Anonymous No.10666992]

>just use oil to make carbonara it'll be the same guys i swear
taste butter, bacon grease, and vegetable oil and try to tell me it's the same, morons