/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10657069]

>friday
post fries

[Anonymous No.10657088]

Hmm... a little on the pretentious side, but I'd try them. Yes, I'd try them.

[Anonymous No.10657090]

>>10657088
>seasoning is pretentious

[Anonymous No.10657130]

>>10657088
>pretentious
fuck off

[Anonymous No.10657141]

Nothing beats a proper chip butty

[Anonymous No.10657169]

>>10657141
>ketchup and mustard
>proper
butter is the only lube you need

[Anonymous No.10657174]

>>10657088
>herbs are pretentious

[Anonymous No.10657175]

>>10657090
>>10657130
Oh right so you always put chives on your fries and wrap them in fucking 1920s toilet paper. Tardasses.

[Anonymous No.10657186]

>>10657088
FLYOVER ALERT! DEFCON 5!

[Anonymous No.10657188]

>>10657175
>you always put chives on your fries
Not always chives, but some kind of seasoning, sure. Who TF wants to eat plain bland fries?

>>wrap them in 1920's toilet paper
I normally use a piece of an old paper grocery sack. It's free, does a great job of soaking up any extra oil, and it looks nice too.

Not everybody is satisfied eating dino tendies on a paper plate out of the microwave, anon.

[Anonymous No.10657199]

>>10657188
>Not always chives, but some kind of seasoning, sure. Who TF wants to eat plain bland fries?
Yeah it's called fucking SALT. That's really all they need.

[Anonymous No.10657214]

>>10657199
>SALT. That's really all they need.
so adventurous

just go back to mcdicks now

[Anonymous No.10657220]

>>10657199
why are you on /ck/?

I don't go posting on /rk9/

Stay where you belong

[Anonymous No.10657239]

>>10657214
>french fries are adventurous
Cringe. Exactly the kind of pretentious nimrod I'm talking about.

[Anonymous No.10657257]

>>10657239
lol

you get so angry when someone puts anything else on their fries other than salt and ketchup

so you're an amerifat fry purist then?

jesus, you have nothing to live for do you?

I made fries the other day at home, and they had salt, pepper, oregano, thyme, rosemary and a bit of olive oil. They were fucking delicious and better than 'just salt'

but i guess i'm just as massive faggot for having spices in the first place.

Get the fuck off of /ck/ you worthless sack of shit.

[Anonymous No.10657262]

>>10657220
Why are you?

Go

Back.

Your shit stinks too

[Anonymous No.10657270]

>>10657257
You don't cook anything don't lie on here.

[Anonymous No.10657280]

>>10657257
Jesus dude calm down.

[Anonymous No.10657292]

>OP: let’s post fries because it’s Friday, get it haha
>[several posts later]
https://youtu.be/Ag1o3koTLWM

[Anonymous No.10657303]

>>10657239
A food cannot ever be "adventurous", anon. It's inanimate.

A person, however, can be. Claiming "french fries don't need anything more than salt" conjures up one of two things. Both are cringe-tier:

1) a whiny manchild picky eater who cries to mommie about having bought the wrong brand of frozen fries. that's significant to him because frozen fries are one of only three foods he will ever eat. the other two being his own semen, and dino tendies.

2)A burnt out, chain-smoking, angry boomer who bitches incessantly about "the man" and how he's down on his luck because of "hard times". alternating between gulp of his Miller High Life and hard drags on a Carlton he explains how he's just a "simple person" who's "always lived here", and puts down those "rich people" who put anything more than salt on fries. As far as he's concerned, a good 'ol Dairy Queen is all you need. After all, that's where he met both his first and third wives, and right next to the learning center where he got his GED.

There's nothing pretentious about seasoning fries. It's normal, unless your standard is set by fast food.

[Anonymous No.10657313]

>>10657303
Thanks for the new copypasta.

[Anonymous No.10657319]

>>10657303
Sure thing lard ass, enjoy your pop tarts and pizza rolls dinner.

[Anonymous No.10657331]

>>10657313
>new copypasta.
>how to tell your mom you're a faggot

[Anonymous No.10657339]

>>10657319
do you think a person who seasons their own fries with fresh chives is the sort of person who would even have pop tarts and pizza rolls in their home? Or even know what they taste like?

keep your trailer trash dietary suggestions to yourself.

[Anonymous No.10657360]

>>10657339
I don't think you season shit. Yes, I believe you are an angry obese redditor that needs a snickers bar or maybe some gourmet fries to bring her blood sugar back up. You don't cook anything, you just come here to argue. Your one of those "I'm the best at everything" people, while being good at nothing.

[Anonymous No.10657364]

>>10657141
Hmm... a little on the pretentious side, but I'd try them. Yes, I'd try them

[Anonymous No.10657396]

>9 chive bits scattered over an order of fries

that’s garnish you shitheads

[Anonymous No.10657402]

>>10657360
>I don't think you season shit.
Really now.

Howabout I school you with a chili recipe. Then I post a timestamped pic with the knife from the photos to prove it was me. You want to try to call my ass out that?

BTW, I also posted the bean recipe here: >>10656538

since we're making chili the first thing we need is chili peppers.

[Anonymous No.10657409]

>>10657402
Remove stems & tops.

Take a good look at the knife if you want to call me out!

[Anonymous No.10657416]

>>10657409
Dry peppers go in the blender with some cheap beer. Let this soak for a while so the peppers soften.

[Anonymous No.10657421]

>>10657416
This shits posted all the time, but nice try

[Anonymous No.10657422]

>>10657416
'Course this is chili so we need meat. Snagged these sirloins on sale.

Season 'em.

[Anonymous No.10657423]

>>10657409
>he doesn't toast his dried peppers on the burner before using them
Already fucked up, enjoy your shit chili.

[Anonymous No.10657424]

>>10657421
Yep, usually by me.
Still want to call me out? I'll be happy to timestamp you with my knife.
Anyway, time to grill. Get a good sear on the meat and the fresh peppers.

[Anonymous No.10657429]

>>10657424
Doneski.

[Anonymous No.10657430]

>>10657424
i'll time stab you with my knife

[Anonymous No.10657432]

>>10657429
Chop up the fresh peppers & get them in the blender.

>>10657423
You sound like someone who seasons their fries, or in other words a non-idiot. Care to share the rest of your recipe?

[Anonymous No.10657434]

>>10657432
Will it blend? Yes!

>>10657430
You dropped a tendie behind your keyboard. It's behind the cumrag.

[Anonymous No.10657436]

>>10657364
Think of your own replies faggot.

[Anonymous No.10657440]

>>10657434
Cut up the steaks you grilled. You don't need to worry about having them cooked through. Just get a good sear.

[Anonymous No.10657446]

>>10657440
We need more meat of course. Chili is all about variety. Meat on the bottom is venison.

[Anonymous No.10657448]

>>10657446
this isn't where I thought this thread would end up

but I love chilli

good job

p.s.
this guy is dicks
>>10657319

[Anonymous No.10657449]

>>10657446
We're done with prep now.

[Anonymous No.10657456]

>>10657449
Brown the meat in the pot. The flash in the shiny pot makes the meat look very light in color, but make sure you get it BROWN not just "cooked" gray.

[Anonymous No.10657460]

>>10657456
When the meat is brown add the onions. As the onions cook they will release moisture which deglazes the pot.

[Anonymous No.10657465]

>>10657460
Dump everything else in the pot after the onions are sweated down. The two dry spices you see here are smoked paprika and cumin.

[Anonymous No.10657473]

>>10657465
Cooking....

[Anonymous No.10657477]

>>10657473
Done!

[Anonymous No.10657490]

>>10657477
errr
it's a bit pretentious

If you do more than open a can of stag, you're a redditor and a hipster.

[Anonymous No.10657550]

>>10657449
Did you seriously use V8?
Holy
Fuck

You lost all credibility.

[Anonymous No.10657554]

>>10657550
he didn't want to be too pretentious

but yeah, wtf. I want my stag now

[Anonymous No.10657575]

>>10657446
>>10657449
>>10657550
You're from Texas, shouldn't you know how to make chili since birth?

[Anonymous No.10657576]

>>10657550
Why don't you post your recipe, Mr Ramsay?

[Anonymous No.10657584]

>>10657490
I see you more as the #2 type above. Not a picky NEET, but rather a burnout who hates himself.

[Anonymous No.10657594]

>>10657584
just don't put any fresh 'herbs' on my chilli and everything will be fine

[Anonymous No.10657601]

>>10657594
As you can see in >>10657477, I didn't.

[Anonymous No.10657613]

>>10657601
I said my chilli faggot


>>10657490
salt only, you pretentious fuck

[Anonymous No.10657900]

>>10657424
You know how to cook one dish. Congrats. Im super impressed you posted a chili dish in a french fry thread, bravo.

[Anonymous No.10657943]

[Anonymous No.10657950]

[Anonymous No.10657958]

>>10657950
mild pretentious

>>10657943
spicy pretentious

[Anonymous No.10657959]

>>10657900
When all else fails move the goalposts eh?

You missed my bean recipe. Scroll up for the link. Want more? I can post more.

[Anonymous No.10657977]

>>10657959
Moar Pretentiousness Please

Fry guy hasn't started crying yet

[Anonymous No.10657984]

[Anonymous No.10657989]

>>10657959
Im happy I kept you this busy for so long.

[Anonymous No.10657998]

[Anonymous No.10658001]

>>10657257

dat

reddit

spacing.

[Anonymous No.10658007]

>>10657989
You're happy that I'm enjoying myself dickslapping you?

>>10657977
Sorry, I can't help you there. I make food because it tastes good, not to attempt to make myself appear classy.

[Anonymous No.10658020]

>>10658007
Yeah kinda. I got you to contribute good things and waste your time on here with me. Ill see you around.

[Anonymous No.10658035]

>>10658020
Like you aren't wasting your time

lol

delusional

[Anonymous No.10658036]

>>10657998
what a monstrosity

i want it!

[Anonymous No.10658043]

>>10658035
why you so uppity? you couldnt even cook fries in a fry thread.

[Anonymous No.10658067]

>>10658043
I'm a different guy

I just think you're dumb
i've been watching because, all of us are wasting our time

you're apparently just oblivious to the reality

[Anonymous No.10658082]

>>10658067
>wasting your time with me
implies all of us are wasting our time here, including me.

[Anonymous No.10658100]

Wendy's has the best fries out of all the major burger chains, don't >> me

[Anonymous No.10658106]

>>10658082
>wasting your time with me

yes this is what I meant by saying
"all of us are wasting our time"
quite literally

......... reading... not your forte?

[Anonymous No.10658173]

When I saw 27 images omitted itt I thought I was going to enjoy a great thread full of images of fries

[Anonymous No.10658224]

>>10658173
>omitted
?

and welcome to 4chan
the land of zero expectations

[Anonymous No.10658241]

>>10658173
Kek

[Anonymous No.10659757]

Cheesy wedges are GOAT

[Anonymous No.10659782]

>>10657088
>>10657069
>>10657175
>>10657188
>>10657199
>>10657214
Ladies, ladies, we all know that the best fries are thick cut, twice fried in beef tallow and salted right after getting them out of the fat, preferably served with actual SUGARLESS mayonnaise.
But it's ok to stray from this ultimate fry because sometimes people want a different flavor

[Anonymous No.10659829]

>>10659782
>mayonnaise

Yuck

[Anonymous No.10659833]

it's saturday post turds

[Anonymous No.10659848]

>>10657257
>all that shit just for chips
I don't like you

[Anonymous No.10660682]

>>10659829
>has never had decent mayonnaise
>has never had any food that's not 30+% HFC's
Poor thing

[Anonymous No.10661083]

>>10659782
I just throw them in and fry. We can't afford enough oil to deep fry so they never come out crunchy or anything but eh.
We don't have salt (not for cooking at least) so I just dip the fries in soy sauce.