/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10646943]

What if I made a thread where the rule was you had to post a photograph of a meal you made?

[Anonymous No.10646947]

>>10646943
Then I would post a photograph of a meal I made

[Anonymous No.10646955]

*ruins your thread*

[Anonymous No.10646958]

This is taco meat I made.

[Anonymous No.10646965]

As a rule, I don't go by anyone's rules - not even my own

[Anonymous No.10647001]

>>10646943
Is this the hypothetical thread of which you speak? In that case, here

[Anonymous No.10647008]

I ate all of this by myself.

[Anonymous No.10647014]

>>10646943
yet you start it with anime

KYS

[Anonymous No.10647044]

>>10647014
Well, it wouldn't do to sully the catalogue with a picture of my poor cooking. Asuka is much more aesthetic.

[Anonymous No.10647059]

>>10647044
you're one of those guys that prefers 2D women over the real thing aren't you?

[Anonymous No.10647062]

>>10647059
>He's not

[Anonymous No.10647082]

>>10647044
I like Asuka because she is a lot like me, and as for preferring 2D women over the normal sort, I suppose I still prefer the real sort, but I am a voluntary celibate. I don't associate with women, generally. The celibacy part ain't super important, cause I'll still bang girls if the opportunity presents, I just don't spend time around them if I can help it, which makes banging em kind of rarer, but sometimes sluts still knock on my door. I just got rid of one of em a while ago by telling her I was gay but she just wanted to bang me as an excuse to smoke crack in my bathroom.

[Anonymous No.10647091]

>>10647082
>just wanted to bang me as an excuse to smoke crack in my bathroom.

jesus, maybe 'women' aren't your problem
where the fuck do you live?

[Anonymous No.10647117]

>>10647091
Oh, I live in the slums. Cheapest place in the city. I fit in well enough to avoid trouble. Helps that my house has a bad reputation, so most people are scared away in general. But it's a bit like a repel in pokemon, your house or your clothes or your demeanor will scare away low-level troublemakers, and you could probably handle low-level ruffians no matter what you wore. But the real psychos won't be deterred by anything.

[Anonymous No.10647129]

>>10647117
uh,,... have you considered moving?

i can't imagine you're pursuing a meaningful career

[Anonymous No.10647143]

>>10647129
Well, there isn't really such a thing as a meaningful career, but yes, the time has come to go. As soon as I get a job offer, I am moving to a quiet country town, perhaps for the rest of my days.

[Anonymous No.10647154]

>>10647143
>there isn't really such a thing as a meaningful career
that really isn't true, but i'm a scientist so what do I know?

> I am moving to a quiet country town, perhaps for the rest of my days.
good choice, top quality life

[Anonymous No.10647184]

Only a few people would do it before the thread got derailed by a couple of autists arguing about something completely arbitrary. The autists would give up eventually and your thread would be forgotten. Welcome to /ck/.

[Anonymous No.10647196]

>>10647154
If you work your whole life, the end result is that same as if you did nothing at all, mister scientist.

[Anonymous No.10647208]

>>10647154
as a scientist, you should know that what is currently "known" is just a placeholder for when more complete information is found.

Don't get up your own ass because you know how to light a bunsen burner.

[Anonymous No.10647211]

>>10646943
fuck off, you come from /qa/ don't you?

[Anonymous No.10648591]

>>10647211
no

[Anonymous No.10648606]

>>10648591
Bullshit you catalog watching anime posting fuck. Get the fuck out of here

[Anonymous No.10648638]

>>10647008
MERELY A SNACK FOR THE PALEO MAN

[Anonymous No.10648659]

>>10647044
>>10646943
Based

[Anonymous No.10648671]

>>10648591
Go back to >>>/qa/ fag, we don’t like your kind here>>10648638