/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10644532]

>cooking show
>the Italian guy speaks in an Italian accent and mentions he's Italian every 2 seconds

[Anonymous No.10644536]

>cookang show
>its a nigger cooking his grandma's spesho dish

[Anonymous No.10644538]

>"real" Italian cooking show
>making "authentic" pasta sauce
>not using Contadina and a pint of oil

[Anonymous No.10644541]

>>10644536
>cooking show
>host is a black woman
>she dies
>family livestream the funeral on Facebook

[Anonymous No.10644563]

>Cooking Show

My life is still a complete failure and I try to find a way to kill myself. "Beams in the basement are too low..."

[Anonymous No.10644576]

>cooking show
>hosted by an old lady and her dog
>the dog dies

[Anonymous No.10644608]

>>10644576
>cooking show is called "Cooking with Dog"
>the dog dies
>the next episode title: "Cooking with dog"

[Anonymous No.10644629]

>that Chicago guy who keeps explaining no ketchup on a hot dog.

[Anonymous No.10644650]

>>10644532
>""""""""""italian""""""""""""" cooking show
>pepperoni

[Anonymous No.10644684]

>>10644532
watch italian videos instead
they dont behave like those american sperg who seem to think you have to look under heavy cocaine effect all time to be an authentic italian, and even if you dont understand the language the recipes are often pretty easy and you can understand most of it by the images

[Anonymous No.10644689]

>cooking show features people so proud of their country of origin and heritage, that they left their shitty home country to come to superior america

[Anonymous No.10644693]

>>10644576
>>10644608
You motherfuckers got me. I miss that fucking dog.

[Anonymous No.10644739]

>>10644532

But doesn't frogpost and therefore is >you

[Anonymous No.10645385]

>>10644532
>italian woman on foodtv
>talks normally except when saying things like mahz-I-ayLa

and to add to OP's guy:
>talks about italian shit no one cares about as filler
>edit all that stuff out and turns out guy did nothing worth watching in first place

[Anonymous No.10645860]

>All these WASPS jelly of the Italian master race.

[Anonymous No.10646091]

>>10645860
Italians are wogs, mate

[Anonymous No.10646145]

>French chef
>doesn't say "voila"
You had one job, fucker

[Anonymous No.10646159]

>jewish person
>mentions that they're jewish every other sentence
>has a cluster b personality disorder

[Anonymous No.10646226]

>>10644532
>Western cooking show
>Chinese guy
>goes out of his way to speak English with an almost comedic Chinese accent
>General positive outlook and upbeat behavior
>Good work ethic
>Eastern cooking show
>Chinese guy
>no charisma
>dour look
>Has good work ethic but seems to have soured his outlook on life
>only speaks Chinese, worse yet only speaks his dialect of Chinese and the few times when speaking in Mandarin it is with an accent so heavy it is almost unintelligible

[Anonymous No.10646229]

>AND...CHEESE!
>SO MUCH CHEESE!
>MMMMM, TASTY!

[Anonymous No.10646475]

>TAI HAO LAAAAA

[Anonymous No.10646532]

>cooking show
>all spices are in tiny unmarked glass bowls

[Anonymous No.10646571]

>cooking show
>not using stuffing mix

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpLQlUa2G0s

[Anonymous No.10646620]

>>10646226
Martin Yan is so fucking fun to watch.

[Anonymous No.10646639]

>cooking show
>host adds alcohol to the dish
>live audience cheers

[Anonymous No.10646658]

>>10644532
>watching pizza show hosted by some italian guy that barely has an accent
>meets another italian guy who actually has an accent
>host starts faking an accent to try and prove how italian he is
Why do accentfags do this? I notice it a lot in interactions between people. Especially people from cities like boston or new york. They will barely have an accent, but the second they start talking to someone else with an accent they start trying to one up each other with how pronounced their accents are. Do they just have mild autism?

[Anonymous No.10646673]

>>10644689

[Anonymous No.10646678]

>>10646658
I grew up going to rural kansas a month a year and when I'm around hicks I start talking like one. I start saying yall constantly and throw in a yonder.

[Anonymous No.10646684]

>>10646658
>Do they just have mild autism?

Humans in general mimic the people they talk to when it comes to accent and register. It's absolutely normal.

[Anonymous No.10646703]

>>10646678
Don't worry bro, it's natural. I've lived in Alabama my whole life, and my accent is thickest around my parents. They speak like total stereotypes.

[Anonymous No.10646723]

>>10646678
Maybe that is why the molested often become molesters.

Or maybe you are just a fucking phony and kids are sexy.

[Anonymous No.10646732]

>>10646678
When I moved to Texas from Michigan I got laid because of my northern accent. You'd better believe I didn't change it even slightly.

[Anonymous No.10646761]

>>10646732
You didn't grow up there, why would you do that as an adult. That doesn't make sense.

[Anonymous No.10646817]

>black guy constantly speaks black and references that he is black

Why do they do this?

[Anonymous No.10646974]

>>10644532
>be in a non food situation
>have to deal with a colleague from a different Department
>walk past her desk when i go for a burn "violence starts with the fork" on her magnetic wall
>first thing she tells me is that she's a lesbian Vegan
>tell her that i used to be vegetarian but because of health reasons i had to go back to Omnivore
>not that i have any emotion about it but feel less bad about knifing the local cats to death
>her left wing actions make my boarderline psycopathic behaivour more acceptable.
>ask my wife to piss in my mouth because i'm horny all the time
This leaf eating bush warrior is fucking huge too and i mean like 25 stone huge. How can you eat that much veg, she must be snorting potatos or something.

[Anonymous No.10646991]

>>10644541
Those are pigeons and is that dough? Not the best way to go, I'd imagine.

[Anonymous No.10647406]

>>10646532
>cooking show
>the guy has dozen of marked perfectly organised jars with every spice imaginable that no home chef could ever compete with

[Anonymous No.10647549]

>>10647406
>keeping spices in jars instead of using fresh ingredients