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Why do you pay more than $10 per handle of vodka? I just got a handle of this for $9.50 at WinCo. It is completely neutral with no off-flavors or off-aftertaste. My grandfather, who was a bartender for decades, agrees.

>> No.10643088

Taaka sucks ass, there's definitely a difference.

>> No.10643092
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10643092

Weak-minded people are very susceptible to the placebo effect.
>more expensive means better taste
>more expensive means less hangover
Shit like that. Pic related is $8.99 a handle when I buy a case.

>> No.10643098
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>>10643075
expensive vodka is a joke. All vodka is trash but is easily masked. Thats why its vodka.

>> No.10643099
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>>10643088
I just drank some of it straight and it tasted like a neutral spirit to me man.

>> No.10643106

I don't.

>> No.10643108

>>10643075
>$10 for a 1750ml
What state?

>> No.10643113

>>10643108
Commiefornia.

>> No.10643157

>>10643075
that's what my stepdad would drink, mixed with whatever shitty juice we had in the fridge
usually tampico

my mom divorced him bc he was an alcoholic and doomed herself to a life of poverty

>> No.10643183
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>>10643099
Well, something is wrong with you.

t. not that guy but currently drinking Taaka and wishing I had paid a couple bucks more for something better

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>>10643075

>> No.10643288

its usually around 13 when I get it at winco the fuck are you on about
t. alcoholic

>> No.10643290

>>10643253
based redditor

>> No.10643476

>>10643288
It was on sale. Still, Burnett's was $10 not on sale and is the same quality.

>> No.10643528

>>10643075
>buying vodka
>not distilling vodka at home

>> No.10643752

I just can't get past the psychological barrier of buying a plastic handle. I'm not in college anymore, and for some reason I feel the need to get whatever comes in glass. I know it's silly.

>> No.10643753

>>10643752
Plastic is definitely safer for those who are drinking. I think of it as an advantage.

>> No.10643754

>>10643753
...Are you saying you're drinking straight out of the handle?

>> No.10643758

>>10643754
Drinking, serving, it doesn't make a difference. It's safer. Not that there's anything wrong with drinking straight out of the handle.

>> No.10643807

>>10643075
A bottle of Smirnoff is like $40....

>> No.10643832

I used to buy skol when I lived back east for around $11. Now the cheapest palatable vodka I’ve found is Seagrams, which is around )$14-15. I can get under $10 handles, but every one ive tried was terrible, including Popov, which some people here recommended.

>> No.10643939

>>10643832
There is literally nothing wrong with Popov.

>> No.10644084

>>10643939
Aside from the fact that it tastes like garbage?

>> No.10644121

God that stuff is aids

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>>10644121
>drinking for taste and not to just get thru the day as cheep and drunk as possible

>> No.10644152

>>10643157
what a lovely tale

>> No.10644419

What are the best bang for buck drinks?

>> No.10645109

>>10643183
Whatcha playin anon?

>> No.10645341

because UV vodka is 10.99 and slightly less horrible

>> No.10645354

>>10643075
The vodka I buy is usually around $4.99. Anything more and I'd feel ripped off. It's Vodka, there are no fucking frills and no fucking reason it should cost more than a bottle of water aside from alcohol content.

>> No.10645931

>>10645354
>The vodka I buy is usually around $4.99.
Damn that's cheap. Where?

>> No.10646531

>>10645931
the guy under the bridge
he lives in a state with ethanol plants that sells the excess low quality ethanol not good enough for fuel as vodka

>> No.10646744

>>10643075
Taaka is shit and it's worth paying the extra $4-5 for a handle of Svedka or Seagram's

t. former Taakaholic and current Svedka alcoholic

>>10643183
this

>> No.10646801

Most of that bottom shelf shit is pure detritus. Blatantly tastes like rubbing alcohol. If you're a frat boy or some shit that's fine. But spending an extra $4-5 isnt a big deal. You're actually better off getting bottom shelf rum, something like Castillo. It's around $17 for a mag. Tastes waaaay less like shit, and is easily just as mixable.

>> No.10646819

>>10646801
You sound like you have never put hand sanitizer up your ass to stop shaking enough to go to court. What do you know about alcohol?

>> No.10646828

>>10646531
>ethanol plants
You know. For a tiny split second I was thinking "could I grow those at home?"

>> No.10646852

>>10646819
I've ran 3 liquor stores over the past ten years. But other than that, jack shit. Of the things up my ass hand sanitizer was never one of them. Maybe a finger or 2, but it's not my bag. (I digress)

>> No.10646860

>>10643075
Thanks for the update anon.

>> No.10646874

>>10646852
so you are an enabler that is into butt play? Hi. My name is Bill.

>> No.10646892

>>10645931
Regional chain. The brand is Fleischmann's. It's cheap swill, but it's completely neutral cheap swill.

>> No.10646915

>>10646892
Fleischmann's is not regional. Almost every dive uses their products for rail booze.

>> No.10646936

vodka is gross

>> No.10646937

>>10646744
I'm in the midst of an experiment to see how cheap of vodka I can tolerate. My path so far has been Grey Goose > Stoli > Svedka > Popov > Taaka.
I have not yet noticed any decline in quality. Enjoy your placebo.

>> No.10646946

>>10646915
I meant the chain I bought it from is regional. Brand definitely isn't.

>> No.10646948

>>10646937
wait till you hit a bad batch of bottom shelf. It happens and you will understand.

>> No.10646990

>>10646946
gotcha. sorry.

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10647007

>Cheapest Vodka here (a pretty boring one, of which they now even changed the glass bottle to fucking PET) is 32 USD per litre
I miss in high school where someone would buy smuggle vodka from arabs.

>> No.10647301

I drank nothing but Tvarscki vodka for 2 years straight. for the time being I've switched to rum. felt the need to switch things up. make things less depressing I guess idk. Before I switched to vodka I drank nothing but whiskey. don't see myself ever going back to whiskey.

>> No.10648233

>>10643075
my homie's drink of choice was taaka. now he can never drink again. He doesn't know if he has pancreatitis. But allegedly he's one drink away from dying

>> No.10648609

>>10648233
how hard did he drink

>> No.10648707

I'm new to /ck/ the fuck is t. ???

>> No.10648730
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>>10643807
Australian?

>>10648707
Means sincerely, or some sign-off like that, in Finnish. It's not a /ck/ thing, it's a 4chan thing. And fucking look this shit up first, it masks the smell of newfag.

>> No.10648742

>>10646948
>bad batch

Yeah, the thing I’ve noticed most about most bottom shelf vodka is that it’s wildly inconsistent.

>> No.10648757

>>10648730
I've never seen that on /b/ in my life. First time in /ck/ and I honestly don't care if I smell like a newfag

>> No.10648776

>>10648757
Go on /lit/, /pol/ and some others and you'll see it a lot. /tg/ and /vg/ have it a bit. Never seen it on /b/ either though.

>> No.10648798

>>10643075
The cheapest I can buy a handle in my part of the country is $14. Oregon has pretty shit liquor laws. God I wish I could buy vodka at WinCo, it would be so much cheaper and convenient.

>> No.10648820

Make your own booze for 2 bucks.

>> No.10648849

>>10646852
>>10646874
oh ho looks like some anons are making friends, how delightful!

>> No.10648866

>>10643183

I'm pissed bros

Went to my corner store right next to the bus stop because it's insanely more convenient than anything else for me. Done this a million times.

>Hey can i get 2 375mL of taaka
he usually sees me and already goes to grab them before I say anything
>Oh...uhhh yea here
>Svedka.jpg
>Uh sorry could I get Taaka though?
>Oh uh we don't have that size it didn't arrive you want the big one?
>No that's fine, can I get 4 of the smaller over there then?
He angrily grabs the bottles and rings me up, says 'ok bye' and turns away without even waiting for receipt to print

Fucker was trying to swindle me into buying svedka which at the corner store is literally 2x the price, even though he's seen me a million times and knows damn well I always get taaka because it's cheap. Fuck that dude, I'm not going there ever again. I'll walk the extra mile so I don't have to give him my business.

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>>10648866
>buying anything but a handle

>> No.10648927

>>10648921

If I buy I handle I will drink until I pass out.

375 is perfect to get me drunk and put me to sleep without ruining my next day.

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10648949

>drinking tech grade ethanol mixed with water
>it tastes just like beluga guys i swear

>> No.10649218

>>10643075
Both you and your grandfather are wrong.

>> No.10649220

>>10643075
I GET THE JD AND SAY IAM MADDDDDDDDD

>> No.10649322

>>10643098
Vodka is a fucking neutral. Vodkafags are just that, fucking faggots.

This vodka has less taste than that vodka lmao, it's great. I love a drink with as little taste as possible.

Fucking kill yourselves.

>> No.10649399

>>10649322
re-read this post and consider how mature you sound. cringe, anon, really.
ethanol tastes awful, and vodka is just ethanol with water added. it's the base of every alcoholic drink ever to exist.

>> No.10650940

>>10649399
>ethanol tastes awful
Pretty much. That's why you mix it.

>> No.10650993

>>10649399
re-read your post, but in the voice of someone really jewish like Woody Allen. Now read the guy you were shitting on's post the same way.

You sir, are the whiny loser.

>> No.10651799

>>10643075
theirs a difference but if ur an alky the who gives a fuck of ur dribking vodka strait and u really care about the taste other then not wanting the weird tasting store brand shit then ur pretentious.
and if ur mixxing it and buying nice vodka ur a fuckinf dipshit.

>> No.10652926

>>10651799
If you're drinking it straight there are so many other boozes, cheap ones even, that taste better. I don't understand drinking vodka straight unless you have nothing else to drink.
I agree with you regarding mixing.
tl;dr: Buying expensive vodka is stupid.

>> No.10653235

Vodka can be made from corn, potatos, anything with starch or sugar. Hell they even make it from milk whey in Wisconsin. Are you so dull that you think there isn't some difference in tastes? I enjoy vodka made from wheat but I sure as hell don't buy grey goose.

>> No.10653270

>>10653235
It all tastes pretty gross

>> No.10653308

>>10653235
I acknowledge that different vodkas taste different, but I also acknowledge that neutral vodkas without nasty off-flavors/aftertaste under $10 per handle exist. Do Taaka and Grey Goose taste different? Absolutely. Does Taaka have an off-flavor of off-aftertaste? Hell no. It's neutral.

>> No.10653342

>>10643075
>Why do you pay more than $10 per handle of vodka?
Because I live in Quebec and the cheapest mickey of anything is like 16 fucking dollars c'est callissé

>>10652926
>If you're drinking it straight there are so many other boozes, cheap ones even, that taste better.
WAH WAH SOMEONE ELSE LIKES SOMETHING I DONT WAH WAH PLS GOVERNMENT STOP HIS SINFUL HAND

vodka is good if you chill it and drink it slowly, but you wouldnt know that since all you've ever had is some bullshit made in america out of the runoff from beer factories, and tried Skye and Grey Goose expecting something other than garbage intended to be fed to club sluts at maximum profit

>> No.10653379

>>10653342
Why the fuck does alc gotta cost so much here?

>> No.10653407

>>10653379
government monopoly and de facto protectionism in response to the unwarranted aggression of the eternal anglo

same reason beer is abysmally cheap, at least compared to nova scotia or ontario; it's all produced in quebec and gets sold at grocery stores and doesn't have what is essentially an import tariff on it, instead actually being cheaper for us than it ends up being elsewhere

americans actually think Canadian and Export are good beers. what's the cheapest swill to us is a premium export for them, but the inverse is true to us, garbage american vodkas and whiskys are heinously expensive but have an air of quality just for price and lack of other reference

>> No.10653410

>>10643253
Based

>> No.10653419

>>10643098
>>10649322
why are americans so afraid of anyone who likes things that they do not like?

>> No.10653574

>>10653235

Grey goose is the best imo. Less of a hangover and can be easily drank on the rocks with two limes.

>> No.10653608

>>10653419
we are bored with killing people from other countries. All the travel gets to you.

>> No.10653631

Top vodka expert says Popov was best

>> No.10653649

>>10653407
isn't there a sizable whiskey industry in canada? I thought it was at least on the rise
you guys do have nice beer, kills me that I can't get dieu du ciel stuff where I live

>> No.10653652

>buy vodka on Friday afternoon
>wake up Monday morning wondering what happened to my weekend

>> No.10654146

>>10653631
I saw that video. I recently tasted Popov and Taaka side by side. They tasted different, but I couldn't say one was better. They were both neutral in a different way. Taaka is cheaper, so it wins.

>> No.10654857

>>10653652
I miss al/ck/ threads

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>>10643075
Because my country has a monopoly on alcohol and a 0,7l bottle of vodka costs like 18€, so i'd rather stick with bumwines.

>> No.10655728

>>10650993
>DUDE JEWS ARE BAD LMAO
Okay kid you're an official 4channer now please shut the f up.