buffet horror stories

[Anonymous No.10637155]

>take my family out to a nice good quality $93/person Christmas buffet. My treat.
>brother wants to bring along his NEET, poor, roommate/friend so whatever I add one to the reservation.
>Instead of having a nice time and a few plates of food the dude piles 6 plates high with the most expensive items (beef tenderloin, halibut and salmon).
>he hits the wall at 3 plates but continues stuffing himself
>ask him if he's feeling ok
>no I feel horrible but I need to get my moneys worth
>asks waitress for box to take the dessert home
>Autist made himself look like a sperg in front of my entire family and my girlfriend because he can't just enjoy a nice meal, he has to shovel as much food into his stomach in order to make sure the restaurant makes as little money on him as possible.

Why do people like this exist?

[Anonymous No.10637170]

>>10637155
>I can't comprehend the effects of poverty on poor people

Check your privilege

[Anonymous No.10637182]

>>10637155
Because they are poor quality humans, born of poor quality humans.

[Anonymous No.10637193]

>>10637170
>>10637182
>>10637155
>Posts on a Japanese Anime Imageboard.

[Anonymous No.10637196]

>>10637155
There is literally nothing wrong with this.

The story, I mean. There's plenty wrong with the webm.

[Anonymous No.10637209]

>that fucking patty just sitting there in the pan

terrible

I'm almost certain she just sprayed PAM on the pan, slapped the patty on the cool pan, and waited for it to heat to cooking temp

such a basic lack of cooking skills.

[Anonymous No.10637225]

>go out to a buffet
>have a nice experience until a wild group of
>gooks
>gypsies
>niggers
>shitskins
>landwhales appears!

[Anonymous No.10637239]

>go to cheap chinese buffet to binge on sweet chicken/pork dishes
>walk in the door
>herd of mexicans blocking the entrance
>hoping they are leaving but they are not
>entire meal is spiced with crying babies and getting anxiety from toddler beans running around the entire restaurant

[Anonymous No.10637330]

>>10637225

Please exit /ck/ and go back to /pol/

[Anonymous No.10637334]

>>10637330
Please exit /ck/ and go back to /tumblr/.

[Anonymous No.10637337]

>>10637330
pls go fuck ur mother

[Anonymous No.10637343]

>>10637155
The only reason to go to a buffet is to gorge yourself. If you are going for another reason you are better off going to an actual restaurant. You want a little of each thing then go to a tapas/small plate restaurant. I bet that friend wasn't the only one stuffing his face at the place.

[Anonymous No.10637346]

>>10637330
He's right though, nothing worse than trying to enjoy your meal and suddenly having to deal with a pack of loud niggers sitting at the table behind you.

[Anonymous No.10637363]

>>10637155
>$93 a person
>Chinese

W E W
How rich and/or Jewish are you, anon?

[Anonymous No.10637367]

>>10637363
>thinking it's a real story
He's trying to have people self-insert as the poor roomate trying to get his money's worth.

[Anonymous No.10637373]

>>10637367
plus it's not even christmas time

[Anonymous No.10637385]

>>10637330
Found the Jew.
>>10637373
I don't know anon, those people flock into Chinese joints like it's a sardine can around Christmas.

[Anonymous No.10637403]

>>10637346
The worst is when they blast their shit music on their shit phone speakers wherever they go. Or anyone singing along out loud while wearing headphones

[Anonymous No.10637475]

>>10637155
>webm
Shes hot tho

[Anonymous No.10637704]

>>10637155
I have a trashy bastard cousin who would go to the bathroom to vomit so she can continue eating.

[Anonymous No.10637752]

>>10637209
It's a veggie burger though.

[Anonymous No.10637803]

>>10637475
I think she would be attractive if she was lobotomized.

[Anonymous No.10637812]

Where the fuck is this 93 dollar buffet?

[Anonymous No.10637892]

>>10637812
if you have to ask, you can't afford it.

[Anonymous No.10637910]

>>10637330
Fuck off soy /ck/ is pol now

[Anonymous No.10637927]

>>10637330
Guys how do I roast a Hebrew?

[Anonymous No.10637945]

>>10637927
In the oven

[Anonymous No.10637980]

I want to cum deep inside her asshole while simultaneously using a barbecue pork rib as a dildo on her veg.

[Anonymous No.10638027]

>>10637980

>veg

found the pajeet

[Anonymous No.10638050]

>>10637155
>Unironically eats at a buffet
Why do people like this exist?

[Porn Corporation No.10638053]

>>10637155
Fucking meat dodger.

[Anonymous No.10638092]

>>10637910

Enjoy the sky high interracial birth rates and shrinking white American population you dumb incel

[Anonymous No.10638116]

>>10638092
I bet you thought that was a really good comeback too.z

[Anonymous No.10638159]

>>10637330
You need to fuck off yourself. Faggot.

[Anonymous No.10638178]

>go to fogo de chao with group of 6
>everyone including me does this except the dessert thing

[Anonymous No.10638191]

>>10638159

Ahahaha struck a nerve I see. Tick tock my main man, your fertile young white women are jumping on the non white cock train. You'll be a minority within a handful of decades mark my words.

[Anonymous No.10638201]

>>10638191
Cringe.

[Anonymous No.10638215]

>>10638191
Lol like Einstein once said "if the white man suddenly disappeared from the earth, blacks would Starve to death within two weeks".

[Anonymous No.10638222]

>>10637892
I know I can't afford it hence why I didn't ask whether or not I could afford it

[Anonymous No.10638258]

>>10638191
Niggers are going to get genocided by the Chinese in Africa.

[Anonymous No.10638262]

>go to a buffet in the wrong neighborhood
>large black family in their sunday best all celebrating one of them getting out on parole
>go to the icecream machine
>its coming out very slowly
>black from the group taps me on the shoulder and says hurry up
>I say I'm not done yet
>he puts his hand on my shoulder again to flip me around
>he lifts his shirt and reveals a gun in his waist band
>yeah..you done

[Anonymous No.10638275]

>>10637330
This is some pretty good quality bait. Look at all the replies.

[Anonymous No.10638278]

>go to applebees
>try to order an applebee
>they dont have applebees
>mfw

[Anonymous No.10638298]

>>10637330
Please exit /ck/ and go fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.10638299]

>>10637330
/ck/ is just where /pol/ goes to talk about food. Go back to plebbit

[Anonymous No.10638302]

>>10637927
>>10637945
xD

[Anonymous No.10638305]

>>10638302
He cute

[Anonymous No.10638335]

>>10638278
>The original Applebee's, which was named T.J. Applebee's Rx for Edibles & Elixirs, opened in Atlanta in 1980. The founders of the original restaurant, including Bill and T.J. Palmer, wanted to name the restaurant Appleby's, but that spelling had already been registered.

Huh. Neat.

[Anonymous No.10638338]

>>10638299
so you're saying this board is 100% underage retards?

[Anonymous No.10638344]

>>10638338
No, I'm saying you're an underage retard.

[Anonymous No.10638977]

>>10637155
>be me, parents are in miserable marriage
>it's Thanksgiving day
>we usually never do anything on holidays; after 30 years mother has still refused to assimilate to culture and hates my father's side of family so much they are afraid to step foot here
>also makes my father's life hell if he visits them
>so it's just us three
>my father asks me to look up a restaurant that's open so we can at least eat something special and pretend we're a happy family
>hey look, Golden Corral™ is open, none of us have ever been
>get there, the line to get in is OUTSIDE of the building
>we decide to wait an hour and a half anyways
>the food is shit, reminding us no one in this family is happy
>a black family next to us has a retard son who pukes all over the table
>he pukes so much that it covers the entire table
>takes about 15 minutes for the staff to come and throw rags over it
>food strewn all over the buffet floor
>it smells like shart because of all the subhumans there who don't know how to wipe (or are too fat to)
>we pretend we're having an okay time but no, we're a miserable family in a shithole restaurant eating among a human zoo
Every holiday with my family is depressing, but this one was hands down the worst

[Anonymous No.10639191]

>Be me, after being on a strict diet of 1200 calories for half a year
>Have a horrible craving to eat everything in the universe
>me n bf go to Chinese buffet and see like maybe 2 other people inside tops
> mfw i realize that means all the food will be under a heat lamp at best for two hours
>eat a shit ton anyway
>both me and bf think the food tasted terrible
>climb inside of car afterword
>acidclimbingupthroat.jpeg
>start dry heaving inside car
>throws up all the horrible food in my bathroom
>hasn't gone to a buffet since

[Anonymous No.10639206]

>>10638092
What's Tumblr like these days?

[Anonymous No.10639212]

>>10638977
Golden corral is great because you get dinner and a show.

[Anonymous No.10639214]

>>10639206
>the best insult a 4chan incel fuccboi can come up with is tumblr
dont shoot up your school, m8

[Anonymous No.10639222]

>>10639214
Triggered

[Anonymous No.10639239]

>golden corral
>black kid sticks his arm in the mac and cheese
>another black kid leans in and puts his tongue in the chocolate waterfall
>two obese black women pester the bus boy for frequent refills (and dont tip)

[Anonymous No.10639240]

>>10639191
>my bf

Homosexuality is a sin Anon.

[Anonymous No.10639285]

>>10639240
I'm a grill dumbass

[Anonymous No.10639299]

>>10639285
You're a big guy.

[Anonymous No.10639306]

>>10639299
... for you

[Anonymous No.10639310]

>>10637155
>quality
>buffet
Pick only 1

[Anonymous No.10639327]

>>10639299
say that to the scrambled eggs between my legs

[Anonymous No.10639331]

>>10637155
>reminder that the wealthy have no capacity for empathy

[Anonymous No.10639350]

>>10639327
After seeing your cankle, I believe you.

[Anonymous No.10639356]

>>10639350
u bet ur sweet ass

[Anonymous No.10639423]

>>10638092
>not getting a cute Asian gf

[Anonymous No.10639437]

>>10637239

>being afraid of babies

[Anonymous No.10639469]

>>10637155
>Go to my favourite Chinese buffet
>Grab a plate and intend to have a fucking amazing pork and noodle night
>Turn to see a crowd of people around one end of the bar
>All horrendously fat, so much so that they have bulging forehead fat deposits
>Ask one to move so I can get some noodles
>They're American
>"No problem buddy"
>Both noodle trays are empty
>Look at their dishes
>They all coordinated so they could pile plates high with exlcusively noddles, some exclusively meat, then take it back to their table
>Watch as they make a buffet from the buffet
>Can hear the owners swearing in Cantonese
>They're all so fucking fat and lazy, they can't summon the energy to get up to the bar when they want to eat seconds, thirds, fourths and fifths
>Wait as the staff make some fresh noodles
>Have a nice meal with earbuds in
>Go to leave
>Watch as one of the Americans takes one of the plates half-filled with rice they didn't eat and pours it into the bin

Please tell me they're just a family of retards, and in no way represent to the US.

[Anonymous No.10639673]

>>10639437
no wonder they're dying off

[Anonymous No.10639773]

>>10639469
Most Americans aren't that bad, but buffets attract the worst of American gluttons. I am confused as to how mart sharters managed to get out of the country though.

[Anonymous No.10639811]

>>10637330

[Anonymous No.10639828]

>>10639469
Well when you put troughs out. Don't be surprised by the quality of beast that comes and eats from it.

[Anonymous No.10639830]

>>10638262
>I lift up my shirt to reveal the hilt of a 4 thousand year old katana
>black guy smiles and says "you aight, white boi"
>hear "he cute!" from one of the girls at his table

[Anonymous No.10639837]

>go to Indian buffet
>owned by rich Indian doctors
>seated by white woman
>order gin and tonic, made by smiling grey haired Indian man behind bar
>he's the owner, brings my drink and hot complimentary naan bread to my table
>talks to my gf about cats
>restaurant is filled, mostly with older Indian crowd, very quiet and respectful
>go to get food, the serving trays are small and hot, get refilled several times while we're there
>food is amazing
>huge selection
>$9.99

Soooo fucking based. Only buffet I'll ever go to.

[Anonymous No.10639867]

>>10639837
Yeah come to think of it indian restaurants have always had a pretty chilled vibe n ace customer service
No screaming kids too, don't know how this never clicked in my head

[Anonymous No.10639910]

>>10637752
And why should that excuse shitty cooking skills? If anything it highlights that she couldn't even handle the task of heating something up.

[Anonymous No.10639934]

>>10639285
No one asked, roastie.

[Anonymous No.10639943]

>>10639469
>go to restaurant in America
>get mad that there are Americans
>make up stories online to try and forget about your country's rapid shift to islam

[Anonymous No.10639946]

>>10639867
After their third or fourth rape session, paki and Indian kids learn not to draw attention to themselves.

[Anonymous No.10639953]

>>10637803
WAT THE HELLL

[Anonymous No.10639972]

>>10637155
>I need to get my moneys worth
>isn't paying for his food
what would he have done if he had to pay for himself?

[Anonymous No.10639980]

>>10637155
>>brother wants to bring along his NEET, poor, roommate/friend so
this is the worst part of the story. i cannot imagine people this presumptuous. exist
>oh hey, thanks for the treat but can you also pay for my fucking bum roommate thanks

[Anonymous No.10639982]

>>10639972
Where does it say he didn't pay?

[Anonymous No.10639985]

>>10639982
>My treat.
in the first line of op's post you cancerous faggot

[Anonymous No.10640144]

>>10637155
God I hate women

[Anonymous No.10640163]

>>10637155
>$93/person Christmas buffet
what the fuck? you could eat much better food on la cart for less money

[Anonymous No.10640175]

>>10637330
based

[Anonymous No.10640177]

>>10639830
also based

[Anonymous No.10640194]

>>10637155
sloppy as fuck

[Anonymous No.10640232]

>>10639469
Seeing people waste food fills me with rage.
One of the reasons I won't go to a buffet anymore.
Also because,I can usually eat much better fare for the money.

[Anonymous No.10640429]

>>10640144
fucking based.

[Anonymous No.10640438]

>go to buffet
>its breakfast
>eat a lot of sausage
>not that bad.jpg

[Anonymous No.10640458]

rip /ck/

[Anonymous No.10640483]

>>10637155
Women were a mistake

[Anonymous No.10640495]

Jason Genova is required watching for buffet horror stories
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeQccPY2hTE

[Anonymous No.10640508]

To be fair, my father and I went to a buffet and did this to a lesser extent as well lel

>gotta stuff yourself as much as you can and try out as much different food

We didn't go overboard, though. We just wanted to try out different food.

[Anonymous No.10640681]

>>10639285
Prove it

[Anonymous No.10640790]

>be me
>go to chinese buffet with parents
>finish eating regular food, get up for desert
>mom is getting me desert
>get excited about desert, start jumping up and down
>hit plate with head and it falls and brakes, leaving dessert food and ceramic shards all over the buffet floor
>dad starts yelling at me, I start crying really loud
>tfw didn't get dessert that day

[Anonymous No.10640938]

>>10640790
Fucking retard lmao

[Anonymous No.10641008]

>>10637403
For the life of me I don't know why literally all of them do that but it's genuinely their worst aspect imo.

[Anonymous No.10641063]

>>10640790
it happened to me too and i lost 10 good boy points
saddest day in my life

[Anonymous No.10641150]

>>10640495
I'm 2 minutes into the video and I'm certain that, if one were to multiply the IQs of the cameraman and the baby-voiced idiot, you'd get a negative, single-digit integer.

[Anonymous No.10641185]

>>10638262
Whatre you gonna do? Shoot me? Fuck off

[Anonymous No.10641195]

>>10638977
>>10639212
>>10639239
Golden Corral required reading:
http://www.pjwnex.us/media/text/Golden_Corral.txt

[Anonymous No.10641197]

>>10639469
>Things that didn't happen

[Anonymous No.10641265]

>>10641195
thank you sir

[Anonymous No.10641358]

>>10640681
this ain't my first rodeo sunnyboy

[Anonymous No.10641414]

>>10637752
you can still sear veggies tho
also this thing has a bunch of fat mixed in to make it not just a dry veggie burger. If you cook it slowly it'll seep out

[Anonymous No.10641426]

>>10641008
The only thing I can think of is using it as a way to draw attention. It's like that metal head kid who'd blast their shit music any chance they got in middle school so everyone would know how metal they are

[Anonymous No.10641474]

>>10638262
>Not taking his gun and shooting him with it

[Anonymous No.10641488]

>>10638262
>Not carrying a buffet gun

[Anonymous No.10641506]

>>10637209
>Imagine being so autistic you get mad at things that could have happened based on your own angry incel assumptions just because you're scared of pretty girls
Sad!

[Anonymous No.10641512]

>>10641506
first time on 4chan eh?

that guy has nothing else in his life than disparaging hot girls on the internet

[Anonymous No.10641594]

>>10638092
>destroying civilization to own racists on the internet

[Anonymous No.10641615]

>>10641594
>implying this 1 4chan user is responsible for a myriad of interracial births

[Anonymous No.10641646]

>>10641594
>laying back and making snide comments on 4chan while you wait out civilization to destroy itself whilst maintaining false superiority

[Anonymous No.10641674]

>>10641185
Don't underestimate the stupidity of niggers, they can't comprehend consequences like Humans

[Anonymous No.10641721]

>>10641488
>not carrying a gun that shoots ice cream

[Anonymous No.10641776]

>>10637155
ur just angry that you made a mistake and invited a guest that you regret inviting. either say no to shit like that or don't take the roommate's autism so serious. stress is possibly linked to inflammation which has a possible link to heart disease so don't spend your stress on some retarded fuck that you don't even interact with.

[Anonymous No.10641911]

>>10639310
Las Vegas buffet

[Anonymous No.10641920]

>>10639946
Lost

[Anonymous No.10642201]

>go to high end buffet with gf and her parents to treat them for their anniversary.
>Its not a buffet in the sense of heat lamps and shit but you go to different stations and pick want you want and they make it while you go around choosing your salads/side dishes
>Gf is super high maintenance and is always late getting ready
>We show up 45 mins late
>Her parents (being used to this) didn't mind and were just sipping on coffee until we arrived (brunch buffet)
>Because it's not a "normal" buffet the time to get served is similar to that of a regular restaurant.
>We get our food picked out and cooked and served.
>Manager of restaurant comes up to us just as we start eating (you it eat it slow, savour it, not just smash it down your gullet)
>Excuse me, but you'll have to finish in 10 mins, we have a 1.5 hour policy per table
>Gf goes extreme bitch mode
>Raises her voice
>We're paying customers with reservations! No one ever told us about a time limit! We're paying $75 per person! We'll take as much time as we want!
>Everyone is looking at us
>But ma'am we have people waiting to b-
>I DONT GIVE A SHIT!
>BB....BB....relax....
>Fine. We'll leave but I want all of this wrapped up and we're not paying for it.
>Mfw the manager actually agreed to that proposition likely to avoid her making a bigger scene.
>Mfw she asked to see the desert cart and picked like half the shit on it to go with us for free

It was kinda hot in a way but also embarassing.

[Anonymous No.10642220]

>>10641195
Once upon a time this is what the entire Web was like.

[Anonymous No.10642252]

>>10639327
>leg so hot
>hot hot leg
>leg so hot u fry an egg

[Anonymous No.10642254]

>>10639310
Not all buffets are food under heat lamps, anon.

[Anonymous No.10642272]

>>10642201
Fuck, dude you fucks done got screwed. I think there's a word for that, used regularly on this site.

[Anonymous No.10642292]

>>10642201
She'll cut your dick off in your sleep if she even suspects you're cheating on her.

[Anonymous No.10642303]

>>10640495
Damn, necro is looking good

[Anonymous No.10642334]

>>10642292
We broke up about a year ago. She didnt want kids because she didn't want to ruin her figure (she was fit as fuck). I was ok with that for a while until my friends started having kids and I decided I wanted to as well. I tried to convince her that we should but she didn't budge on it. I told her I met someone else who wanted what I wanted and she was very supportive of that, letting me have that other girl over to our house for dates (she'd go to her parents house) before we could sell our house and move our seperate ways. She's a good girl just doesn't like being pushed around.

[Anonymous No.10642360]

>>10642334
How are the kids doing?

[Anonymous No.10642394]

>>10642360
We haven't had kids yet. We're getting married in November

[Anonymous No.10642405]

>>10642394
Inshallah brother

[Anonymous No.10642448]

>>10642405
Thanks, I guess. She's Egyptian, orthodox Christian. Premarital sex is a big no no with her family. She's 26 and still isn't allowed to stay overnight at our house until after the wedding. Her dad hates Muslims with a passion, fyi

[Anonymous No.10642506]

>>10637209
Who cares, she put so much shit on it you can probably barely taste the shitty pretend meat anyway

[Anonymous No.10642520]

>>10642394
congrats. many blessings to your bride and future.

[Anonymous No.10642523]

>>10642448
how did you end up getting an Egyptian girl? i bet shes drop dead gorgeous.

[Anonymous No.10642597]

>>10642448
You're a lucky man, orthodox Christians are the best!

[Anonymous No.10642608]

>>10642597
*blessed

[Anonymous No.10642632]

>>10637330
You need to get off four Chan and lose some weight.

[Anonymous No.10642646]

>>10637704
Eww wtf

[Anonymous No.10642655]

>>10637704
remember that one scene from the hunger games

[Anonymous No.10642714]

>>10637330
you have to go back

>>10637343
this, but maybe you don't do that at a nice, expensive place, who cares though.

>>10638258
I hope so too.

>>10639285
tits or gtfo.

>>10639469
dog bless me daddy.

>>10639837
wrong thread.

>>10640790
save up thos good boy points, maybe mommy will gib milky.

>>10641488
checked.

[Anonymous No.10642731]

>>10637704
>this is me

[Anonymous No.10642759]

>>10642252
B)

my dude

[Anonymous No.10642797]

>>10642252
yes, i too used to use tumblr

[Anonymous No.10642803]

>>10641426
hey fuck you

[Anonymous No.10642834]

>>10638977
the saddest post in all 4chan rn

[Anonymous No.10642836]

>>10639830
>4000 year old katana
>katanas are their earliest were made around 1390

yeah, sure kid.

[Anonymous No.10642917]

>>10637155
Why do you care so much? Let him do what he wants, doesn't effect your dumbass in any way.

[Anonymous No.10642965]

>>10641646
Except I have a nordic woman and 4 kids and I live off the grid except for my 4g internet shitposting connection.

Your move niggerlover.

[Anonymous No.10643001]

>>10642448
>within my race, the best woman I could get to accept me was poor trailertrash with bad manners, then I had to make-do with some arabonigger trash stuck on a medieval religion that probably uses me as a way to upgrade their offspring genes

[Anonymous No.10643068]

>>10640232
It's either going in the toilet or the trash, there's no difference retard

[Anonymous No.10643069]

>>10642520
Thank you, sir.

[Anonymous No.10643091]

>>10642523
She's ok. Cute face but she's gained alot of weight. Her weight now is thicc but once we have babbys she's probably gunna be fat as hell..

[Anonymous No.10643107]

>>10643001
T. Incel

[Anonymous No.10643159]

>>10638262
topkek
forgot about this pasta

[Anonymous No.10643205]

>>10642448
Her dad sounds like your typical Muslim

[Anonymous No.10643394]

>>10641721
>Iced that guy, to cone a phrase.

[Anonymous No.10643625]

>>10641488
>not taking your family protection assault rifle out to a meal

[Anonymous No.10643844]

>>10637475
>>10637980
>narcissistic spic bitch with bleached hair
>probably can't name one dodgers player
>veggietarian UwU

>>>/trash/

[Anonymous No.10643866]

>>10637155
But different because literally every restaurant in Japan is buffet or all-you- in-law, but
>Go to restaurant in Japan like 6 of us coworkers
>All you can eat and unlimited alcohol is $25 for 3 hours
>We do it because fuck yeah why but
>The guys eat and drink their full, have a good time
>The girls have either a small salad/fries each and a glass of iced tea
>Time to pay the bill comes
>The two girl coworkers get shitty because they didn't eat/drink as much as is
>By their logic they only pay $10
>Rest of us have to pay almost an extra $10 each (after tax) because dumbasses go to all-you- in-law and treat it like Starbucks

[Anonymous No.10643886]

>>10643866
learn to speaka engrish before posting, dumb gook

[Anonymous No.10643888]

>>10638262
>>10641474
>Not taking his gun out and then giving him a handy while holding him at gun point
How gay are you?

[Anonymous No.10644011]

>>10643886
*nip/jap

[Anonymous No.10644019]

>>10638338
if he's right that's exactly what he's saying

[Anonymous No.10644700]

>>10643866
>all-you- in-law
Sounds like some kinky marriage setup. Care to elaborate?

[Anonymous No.10644717]

>>10637155
I know I'm stating the obvious here, but maybe not invite random fucks on a family dinner.