/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10626087]

If you could eat a meal with a celebrity what would you eat and with who? For me it would be chicken tenders with Taylor Swift.

[Anonymous No.10626090]

>>10626087
Underage please leave.

[Anonymous No.10626092]

>>10626087
McDonald's with President Trump

[Anonymous No.10626141]

Whole cucumbers with stormy

[Anonymous No.10626161]

>>10626087
A whole bottle of crest with Steve Buschemi

[Anonymous No.10626164]

Thai Food with Sasha Grey

[Anonymous No.10626178]

>Celebrity worship

[Anonymous No.10626192]

>>10626178
Why do you look at celebs as being bigger than human? What's wrong with enjoying somebodies art and wanting to spend time with them in person?

You can't look at them as being above humans, which you are or you wouldn't assume it's "worship" to want to hang out with them

[Anonymous No.10626242]

>>10626192
>Why do you look at celebs as being bigger than human?
He doesn't. That's the point. They're no different than anyone else. Why fixate on a "celebrity" when they're functionally no different than any other random person?

Anyway, to answer op's question, I'm not sure if this is celebrity enough for you, but this lady right here. Very famous in the world of Thai food.

[Anonymous No.10626244]

A can of Beefaroni with Bailey.

[Anonymous No.10626277]

>>10626242
I'm pretty sure Donald Trump is more interesting than your dumb ass

[Anonymous No.10626288]

>>10626244
That's Toni Basil

[Anonymous No.10626301]

>>10626242
No they are interesting because they create art that you enjoy and relate to even though you've never met them. You're focusing on the fact they are Celebs and not looking any deeper than that fact alone. You don't have a music artist or actor that you've enjoyed your whole life that you wouldn't like to actually sit down with and asked what inspired them to create the thing you love?

[Anonymous No.10626309]

>>10626087
not quite sure, chicken wings/ribs or maybe fajitas with some female actress that seems really posh

[Anonymous No.10626810]

>>10626301
>You don't have a music artist or actor that you've enjoyed your whole life that you wouldn't like to actually sit down with and asked what inspired them to create the thing you love?

Absoutely. I'm not sure what that has to do with food though.

[Anonymous No.10626832]

>>10626810
Eating food is just a social situation to talk to somebody that you otherwise might be awkward around. That's why lawyers and potential clients usually ask to meet up at a restaurant. Some jobs even do interviews at resturaunts if the boss is a one on one kind of guy.

[Anonymous No.10626879]

Awkward. I'm not sure I want to bother some poor celebrity because I'm a fan who wants their attention.

That being said, there are those who seem to really get shit on and taken advantage of who seem like alright people. I'd say Brendan Fraser just so I could tell him the whole world isn't out to fuck him up and I was impressed by his work. And I don't know what he likes but I know he likes his horses, so maybe a restaurant on a private ranch.

[Anonymous No.10626902]

>>10626087
A pile of hard boiled eggs with this leather shell of a man

[Anonymous No.10626979]

pizza with keanu reeves

[Anonymous No.10626994]

>>10626087
Capicola and vinegar pepper sandwiches
James Gandolfini may he rest in peace in heck

[Anonymous No.10627362]

A large vegetarian meal with this fine gentleman.

[Anonymous No.10627389]

Steak with Hitler

[Anonymous No.10627643]

>>10626087
pot brownies with asa akira.

[Anonymous No.10627722]

>>10627389
Hitler is a vegan.

[Anonymous No.10627735]

I'd cook a 5 star meal for Emma Stone and then woo her with my hilarious banter. We marry a year later and she uses her feet to get me hard before we have missionary sex with lots of eye contact.

[Anonymous No.10627747]

>>10626087
Churchs with Oprah

[Anonymous No.10627785]

>>10627722
Fucking based

[Anonymous No.10627791]

Chinese takeout with Mel Gibson probably.

[Anonymous No.10627795]

>>10627722
Yeah exactly

[Anonymous No.10627796]

Burgers with Emilia Clarke. Then I lick her eyebrows.

[Anonymous No.10627803]

Kebab with Mia Khalifa

[Porn Corporation No.10627808]

>>10627791
On Christmas? Catch a movie after...

[Anonymous No.10627824]

>>10627808
>yfw spend Christmas at lunch with your wacky uncle Mel and then go to the movies.

[Porn Corporation No.10627846]

>>10627803
Damn hivemind, was thinking pulled pork with Wiz.

[Anonymous No.10627852]

Arby’s with Hope Solo

[Anonymous No.10627904]

Panda Express with Jiro Ono

[Anonymous No.10627956]

Ass with Alexis Texas

[Anonymous No.10627976]

Share a milkshake with Kat dennings.

Or breakfast with Harrison Ford

[Anonymous No.10628039]

Chicken marsala with bryci

[Anonymous No.10628119]

>>10626087
Buffalo wings with Kurt Vonnegut

[Anonymous No.10628124]

McChickens with Marilyn Manson.

[Anonymous No.10628863]

I'm so hungry I'd eat anything with any celebrity right now.

[Anonymous No.10628882]

>>10626087
Jew pie with Hitler

[Anonymous No.10628900]

>>10627803
Oh, wow. Imagine that.

[Anonymous No.10629629]

I'm eating Subway by myself, does that count?

[Anonymous No.10629635]

true roman bread with true romans

[Anonymous No.10630868]

Haggis with Karen Gillan

[Anonymous No.10630890]

Living or dead?
I'd like to eat dinner with Charles Darwin and let him choose what we're having. You know it'll at least be interesting.

If it has to be someone alive I'd probably just take a nice brunch with some science fiction author. Let's say Alastair Reynolds or Neal Stephenson.

[Anonymous No.10630904]

>>10630890

[Anonymous No.10630918]

Coffee and a cig with Keanu, I know he was already posted but that's my answer too

[Anonymous No.10630919]

>>10630890
theres no doubt that Charles Darwin was a foodie just like you and me

[Anonymous No.10630922]

>>10626087
Living? Probably Keanu Reeves. Seems like a really chill dude. When asked his favorite meal, he replied:
>“My favorite meal? Today I will pick, since it’s Fall, first of all let’s start with a caesar salad with the anchovy. And then we need a baguette on the table. Then we need some tomato soup with some sharp cheddar cheese in it. Then we can have a NY steak on the bone with some mashed potatoes and some creamed spinach and a 1982 Margaux. And then for dessert we’ll have some pumpkin pie with some fresh whipped cream. Yeah, let’s do that.”

Living or deceased? A bowl of chili with Peter Falk.

[Anonymous No.10630926]

five dried grams of psilocybin cubensis with alan watts

[Anonymous No.10630932]

>>10630904
>>10630919
Oh, pardon me, Real Oldfags.
I mean to say some kind of fast food with a porn star and post this pic instead.

[Anonymous No.10630935]

cyanide with your favorite celebrity

[Anonymous No.10630936]

>>10626087
those are her favorite meal after all

https://youtu.be/XnbCSboujF4?t=120

[Anonymous No.10630946]

>>10630932
Yes

[Anonymous No.10630947]

>>10626092
With Trump also but tacos instead.

[Anonymous No.10630958]

>>10626994
>may he rest in peace in heck

[Anonymous No.10630967]

Burritos with Trump

[Anonymous No.10630968]

>>10630890
>reddit the post

[Anonymous No.10630975]

>>10626879
that sounds really nice.

[Anonymous No.10630994]

Can I do it without the celebrity?

[Anonymous No.10631006]

>>10630994
Just pick someone who doesn't talk when he eats.
https://youtu.be/Ejr9KBQzQPM

>>10630968
Please stop. I don't like Reddit and I don't want to be associated with it. I just want to eat some extinct animals with Darwin or ask Reynolds what the fuck happened between Chasm City and Blue Remembered Earth.

[Anonymous No.10631012]

hot dogs with tay tay

[Anonymous No.10631014]

>>10630890
Why do you retards feel the need to pretend to be faggot cucks on this board?

[Anonymous No.10631021]

tomato sandwiches with Norm Macdonald

[Anonymous No.10631029]

>>10631006
You ARE excited to see Solo: A Star Wars Story in theaters May 25th right?

[Anonymous No.10631036]

>>10630904
>>10630919
>>10630946
>>10630968
>>10631014
Haven't got (you)s like this since I stopped namefigging.

[Anonymous No.10631038]

>>10631006
You pick the person for me, I don't care to know about them. We're eating something made of whole plant ingredients.

[Anonymous No.10631061]

>>10631036
youre welcome

[Anonymous No.10631063]

Probably Charles Dickens. Some of his food scene descriptions were killer. Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings in, "The Sojourner" also had some great meal descriptions. Even that wench, Laura Ingalls Wilder, had some nice ones too. I'd eat with those 3. Modern celebrities? I'd spit in their face before I'd break bread with those faggots.

[Anonymous No.10631281]

Cheseburgers on the floor with David Hasselhoff

[Anonymous No.10631789]

Fried Lungs with Mads Mikkelsen

[Anonymous No.10631814]

>>10631063
No one respects you

[Anonymous No.10632129]

>>10626087
Chicken with him.

[Anonymous No.10632144]

>>10626087
Wine tasting with Vincent Price must have been fun.

[Anonymous No.10632976]

Jiro's with Bourdain.

[Anonymous No.10632988]

>>10626092
this but chinese food

[Anonymous No.10633023]

>>10626092
The still beating hearts of every traitor to America along with the Israelis undermining it, with President Trump.

[Anonymous No.10633073]

Pork belly with Morrissey.

[Anonymous No.10633123]

Any food, I wouldn't care, with Jesus.

[Anonymous No.10633138]

>>10633123
Just go to a taco shop

[Anonymous No.10633149]

>>10633138
>Just go to a taco shop
laughing my ass off
thats the best comeback ever!
Cheers!

[Anonymous No.10633159]

>>10633023
This but tacos instead so we can post a selfie on normie book to get all the normie (You)'s

[Anonymous No.10633281]

>>10626087
>going out on a date with a celebrity
>meal isn't their ass on your tongue
Phew, virgins.

[Anonymous No.10633847]

>>10626087
I'm not some brainlet normie obsessed with celebrities so I'll just choose to eat whatever alone.

[Anonymous No.10633856]

I want to take John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich to the Heart Attack Grill so he can see what has become of his creation.

>>10633847
>whatever alone
I think you meant to say "forever alone"

[Anonymous No.10633889]

>christina hendricks
Food that is basically poisoned and will kill her BUT I have the antidote for it. I'll only give her the antidote if she gives me a mean BJ and lets me fuck her.

[Anonymous No.10634033]

A bullet with Bjork.

[Anonymous No.10634039]

>>10634033
In this guy's defense; Björk was very very fuckable in 1996. Unless she was talking or singing.

[Anonymous No.10634048]

i want to eat a pot of spicy ramen with keemi, i want to watch her sweat and wiggle in pain, and i especially want to lick her clean afterwards

[Anonymous No.10634049]

pusy with taylor swift

[Anonymous No.10634053]

>>10633856
This anon gets it.

[Anonymous No.10634085]

>>10630936
There's something wrong with this woman but I can't quite tell what.

[Anonymous No.10634095]

>>10626087
Pretty much anything with David Attenborough. He's my hero.

[Anonymous No.10634114]

anything with ozzy, alice cooper or dave grohl. cos all the rock stories could prop up the bar for hours

[Anonymous No.10634149]

>>10630936
they must have fed her the questions beforehand like hillary
no one can come up with answers that fast

[Anonymous No.10634194]

>>10634048
i want to hear her sweaty socks squish as she steps on my face

[Anonymous No.10634231]

>Drinks with Bill Cosby
>anything with Casey Anthony so I can ask her on a date
>me and that one japanese cannibal just eat some nigga

[Anonymous No.10634261]

>>10634231
>Casey Anthony
She's a completely emotionless nutjob.

[Anonymous No.10634304]

>>10626879
Every time i hear his name now or if he's mentioned i feel bad.

I'm 32 and I've been watching his movies for awhile. I always thought he was the worst fucking actor. Like to the point I wished nothing but the worst for him. For how many years I've just loathed the man and hoped he'd fuck off and disappear. it started off as hate, then into a joke...

But this...it's gone too far. Now i just feel like human garbage thinking my centuries of just wishing nothing but terrible things for this man has done this upon him.

It's 3:30 am and i'm a little hammered and this thread will die tomorrow but i needed to get this off my chest on /ck/.

I'm sorry Brendan.

This is no pasta, just cleansing my soul.

[Anonymous No.10634316]

>>10634304
gay

[Anonymous No.10634318]

Coffee and fabada with Jimi Hendrix. Hot steamy hotel room buttsex afterwards, and a post-coital blunt.

[Anonymous No.10634390]

>>10634318
plowing ass after a mexican bean stew?
nice

[Anonymous No.10634404]

Cake with Johnny Cash in a bush

[Anonymous No.10634503]

>>10634390
It's Spanish I think, and I have a very robust gut

[Anonymous No.10634506]

Nico Tanigawa
Carolina Pulled Pork BBQ sandwiches

[Anonymous No.10634511]

>>10634114
Underrated post.

>Ozzy
>Alice
>Dave

dream team right there lol

Just imagine eating and drinking with Osborne, Cooper and Grohl. Holy fuck that would be best day ever.

>Lobster with the cast of The Inbetweeners

[Anonymous No.10634516]

>>10634304
Brendan Fraser is a very nice Canadian-American actor who has never done harm to anyone. His heart was completely broken and his life has never been the same.

[Anonymous No.10634603]

>>10634516

I know.... I wish I was joking, to hear of all the bad shit he's gone through with divorce, money and mental issues. Such a fool I was.

[Anonymous No.10634662]

>>10634603
He will be ok because he is a good person. Many people love him, they really do.

[Anonymous No.10634668]

>>10630936
More and more I'm starting to suspect Taylor swift is actually a robot.

[Anonymous No.10634724]

Lamb Burgers with a lemony aioli sauce and asparagus on the side. With Nicolas Cage

[Anonymous No.10634739]

Panda Express with Mr. Chang

[Anonymous No.10634743]

>>10626087
lamb hot pot and some ice old beers with Bruce Lee

[Anonymous No.10634767]

Korean Barbeque with James Franco. I don't even like his movies. I just think it would be a fun time.

[Anonymous No.10634793]

Surf and Turf w/ MC Ride

[Anonymous No.10634797]

>>10634724
This, but with a sack of McChickens

[Anonymous No.10634812]

>>10634743
>>10634739
..and afterwards we'll pay Mr. Chang a visit and bully him.

[Anonymous No.10634864]

Vietnamese BBQ with this guy.

[Anonymous No.10634869]

>>10634739
I might actually watch this episode of Mind of a Chef desudesu

[Anonymous No.10635131]

>>10634149
It's more likely that she is used to answering questions quickly due to being in the public eye for so long.

[Anonymous No.10635161]

I'd want to cook a seafood course meal for Mika Hoshima and eat it together with her.

[Anonymous No.10635166]

>>10635131
This, desu. After awhile every interview is exactly the same.
t. touring musician

[Anonymous No.10635235]

>>10626161
kek

[Anonymous No.10635312]

>>10626087
burgers and blunts with Kim Jong Un

[Anonymous No.10635334]

>>10626087

Lobster and lemon cakes with GRRM.

[Anonymous No.10635353]

>>10635334
I don't care for the books and I haven't watched the show but now you mention it I think GRRM might be a pretty fun guy to hang out with, yeah.

[Anonymous No.10635362]

>>10626087
why does taylor swift's face contract inwards more everytime I see her

[Anonymous No.10635384]

>>10626087
Pumpkin pie with David Duchovny.

[Anonymous No.10635414]

>>10635353

The tv show is shit but the books are pretty good.

[Anonymous No.10635753]

>>10626087
it would be me having the dinner special at Applebees with Tay while I open carry
greetings from /k/

[Anonymous No.10635807]

>>10627722
>muh veganz are the gud guise
BASED

[Anonymous No.10635987]

>>10626087
Keanu reeves. A sandwhich. On a bench next to the empty city park

[Anonymous No.10635999]

>>10634231
I've met Casey a few years ago in south Florida. She's really nice, people judge people because of what they are accused of.
Guilty until proven innocent is a dangerous way to think

[Anonymous No.10636606]

Golden corral with drumpf

[Anonymous No.10636622]

>>10635753
> greetings from /k/
No one cares, fuck knuckle

[Anonymous No.10636773]

Drink booze with John Mcafee.

[Anonymous No.10636783]

>>10626087
An american burger and fries with ramsey.

[Anonymous No.10636785]

>>10630947
lel
>>10626087
Five Guys with Arnie, except he would probably bring his own premade meal I guess

[Anonymous No.10636799]

>>10626087
do they have to still be alive? i'd love to eat with James madison and pick his brain about the constitution and bill of rights and all that good shit. let him pick the meal, i'm sure he has good taste

as far as living celebs i'd like to have tomato soup with that qt that played that indian girl from AP Bio because i like tomato soup and she's super qt

[Anonymous No.10636800]

>>10626092
This but well-done steak with ketchup

[Anonymous No.10636858]

7-Eleven pizza with Chef Ramsay.

[Anonymous No.10636974]

Celebrity: Katy Perry
Eat; Her ass.

[Anonymous No.10637008]

>>10636622
You seem to no gunz
>k loves steve

[Anonymous No.10637016]

>>10636800
...and that's a good thing