/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10618445]

How does it taste?

[Anonymous No.10618454]

Like righteousness.

[Anonymous No.10618463]

It will make you shit out any gay thoughts.
It also tastes like Jesus.

[Anonymous No.10618466]

Heavenly

[Anonymous No.10618468]

>>10618463
I didn't know Jesus tasted like pomegranates. I thought it was just wine and wafers.

[Anonymous No.10618508]

>>10618445

However you imagine it.

[Anonymous No.10618524]

>>10618508
only 5 posts before angst

[Anonymous No.10618529]

>>10618445

Slightly spoiled mushroom, salty pennies, raw dough.

[Anonymous No.10618563]

>kosher
care to explain this heresy?

[Anonymous No.10618637]

>>10618563
The Bible and the Jewish Bible whatever that shit is called, share a lot of chapters.

[Anonymous No.10618645]

>>10618637
That’s because the Tanakh is basically the Old Testament part of the Bible. They don’t believe Jesus is the Messiah. Well, most don’t.

[Anonymous No.10618647]

>>10618445
It's probably 0.1% all of that, organized religion is the biggest scam there has ever been in the history of the planet netting over 28 trillion dollars.

[Anonymous No.10618649]

>>10618645
ye I know. I was dumbing it down.

Anyway the only reason CHRISTIANS don't believe in Kosher is because Jesus told his disciples to eat that shit in the NT, and since we've established the NT is the point of division - any foods described in the OT (like Deuteronomy) will be Kosher

[Anonymous No.10618650]

>>10618647
Have fun in hell anon

[Anonymous No.10618657]

>>10618650
>blinded by spoonfed mumbo jumbo so the church gets your exclusive 10,000$ a month payment

probably the opposite my friend, so good luck.

[Anonymous No.10618658]

>>10618649
Wasn’t he like “nah don’t worry bout that anymore, you’ll be fine now”? I remember reading about that somewhere in one of the NT books but can’t remember which one. Anywho, Jews should really check out the whole Jesus thing. Can’t imagine having those dietary restrictions and such.

[Anonymous No.10618666]

>>10618657
Hah 10,000 a month? No, not really. And I see where my money goes, I actually volunteer to help some of the people that my money contributes to. It’s not some scam mega church and the pastors aren’t swimming in cash like that ass Olsteen.

Besides if youre right and I’m wrong about the after life, I’ve lost nothing significant and at least I know I lived a good life.

[Anonymous No.10618668]

>>10618658
It's something like god sent down every type of animal for someone to eat so americans don't have to worry about dietary restrictions anymore

[Anonymous No.10618671]

>>10618668
Kek

Just Americans?

[Anonymous No.10618673]

>>10618666
>implying you can't have a good life without religion
also there are 6 churches in the DC area alone (that I know about) that charge that per family and have over 10,000 members each.

You can live a good life with or without religion. Just sayin it's a pretty big fuggin money scam. Out of all the religions in the world somehow only yours is correct, lol c'mon lad.

[Anonymous No.10618677]

>>10618671
Yeah, sorry you're not part of the chosen

[Anonymous No.10618684]

>>10618673
Yeah I’m aware that some places do stuff like that, personally I don’t know what they’re thinking when they agree. I sure as hell wouldn’t attend a church that MADE me pay. I give because I want to give, not cause I have a bill from my church.

And I wasn’t saying my religion was the only right one. I don’t even like calling my belief a religion. I will however say that my God is the only right one.

How does that one video go?
“Jesus is my nigga”

[Anonymous No.10618700]

>>10618673
I'm an atheist and kind of a shit person, and most atheists I know are also pretty shitty people. You can have shitty Christians too, but in my experience the average Christian is a better person than the average atheist.

[Anonymous No.10618752]

>>10618445

I've actually had one of these at the chapel in DC it sucked ass. Tasted like weird cereal and old people

[Anonymous No.10618836]

>>10618658
>nah don’t worry bout that anymore, you’ll be fine now
This is essentially correct - the reason there were dietary laws and sin/iniquity/transgression offerings in the OT was because it was a constant battle to retain a certain level of purity. After Jesus came, His death was supposed to be the sacrificial lamb that would be used to purify all of us, so that those rituals weren't necessary anymore.

[Anonymous No.10618839]

>>10618445
Like the Old Tasteament.

[Anonymous No.10618847]

>>10618466
underrated

[Anonymous No.10618856]

>>10618700
I guess if you subscribe to a sort of hard behaviorism I might agree. The "guilt is a response to getting caught" of morality

Christians tend to be more obsessed with their behavior in the public sphere compared to avowed atheists, in a sense this is indeed "better"

To me, this just makes them seem suspicious

I only trust apathetic agnostics

[Anonymous No.10619633]

The honey mentioned in Deuteronomy 8:8 is actually date syrup, so they're wrong on that.
It's actually pretty disappointing that the bar is based on rice and rice syrup, which has nothing to do with the sever.
It's a shame, because they could actually base the bar on puffed wheat and barley, and use the date honey and malt syrup as sweeteners.

[Anonymous No.10619657]

>>10618445
>How does it taste?
Like a mouthful of deus vult

[Anonymons No.10619675]

>>10618445
>Deuteronomy
so its not limited to the christian bible then. even jews & muhammads can eat it.

[Anonymous No.10619688]

>>10618673
Imagine the smell of the person who typed this. I got a little sick just reading it.

[Anonymous No.10619690]

>>10618468
flyover detected

[Anonymous No.10619740]

Mods better do something about these religion debate posts or I'm spamming this board with al/ck/ threads.

[Anonymous No.10619760]

>>10619740
you think anybody but you fucking cares, cuck?

[Anonymous No.10619784]

>>10619760
>cuck
That all you got?

[Anonymous No.10619794]

>>10618856
>>10618700

Guilt? Maybe for some, but the whole idea is to be more like Jesus and to follow his commandments. Which are to love others as you love yourself and love God. In my experience, yes there are some who struggle but no where does it say that they won’t. This life here on earth will always be a struggle against the ways we naturally are, but they are supposed ask God and Jesus to help them overcome the challenges and negative traits that they have that don’t align with scripture. A real Christian tries their hardest to improve. It’s not so they can get saved, but -because- they’ve been saved. They already got past the saving part when they accepted Christ. No one is perfect.

[Anonymous No.10619824]

>>10618700
In my experience christians are much more likely to commit evil since they believe they have an out by mumbling their magical incantation. Those in the public sphere who wear their christianity on their sleeves and implement policy in direct opposition to christs teachings are a prime example.

[Anonymous No.10619856]

>>10618563
You mean hershey?

[Anonymous No.10619908]

>>10618445
Like lies and subjugation
with a touch of semen

[Anonymous No.10620008]

>>10618645
>>10618637
Jews don't even believe in the Tanakh, just the talmud

[Anonymous No.10620020]

>>10619824
>In my experience christians are much more likely to commit evil since they believe they have an out by mumbling their magical incantation.
This is a sin against the holy spirit, you can't pull a fast one on god.

>Those in the public sphere who wear their christianity on their sleeves and implement policy in direct opposition to christs teachings are a prime example.
I agree that many christians do this, but they definitely should be a shining example for others by living their life in christ. Merely professing belief doesn't mean anything.

[Anonymous No.10620026]

>>10618666
nice digits, godfag

[Anonymous No.10620045]

>>10618445
that bar sounds like it tastes pretty good tbqh. I'd try it and I'm not even christian

[Anonymous No.10620499]

>>10619633

[Anonymous No.10620509]

>>10618445
I put them in my asshole. They are sacrelicious

[Anonymous No.10620525]

>>10618463
>tastes like Jesus.
so like dirty mexican... gross.

[Anonymous No.10620554]

>>10618666
You have lost nothing? What about your life... all the time, energy and money you put into what is honestly a simple protection racket?

Give sky santa whatever the pastor says, or burn!

It is the same deal the mob makes, and you are involved dude. You sound logical. You should act it.

[Anonymous No.10620559]

>>10618445
>olive oil
>they made it kosher for Christ-hating Jews but couldn't even make it Lent-compliant for actual Christians
Protties deserve the rope.

[Anonymous No.10620561]

>>10620554
a lot of people pretend that going to church is a waste of time. these people miss out on the social networks and camaraderie of organized religion, but at least they don't waste their lives ;)

[Anonymous No.10620572]

>>10620561
>camaraderie of organized religion,
I have friends
I don't need indoctrination to enjoy life

> don't waste their lives
just part of their lives.

sheep

[Anonymous No.10620577]

>>10620561
I'd rather build camradarie and social networks with people who are able to distinguish fiction from reality.

[Anonymous No.10620586]

>>10620572
>I have friends
and what lucky dudes they must be

>>10620577
fair enough but if you don't actually build them, so the benefit of their like-mindedness isn't realized

[Anonymous No.10620601]

>>10620561
As an agnostic with hobbies and a personality, I do not think I am missing out on hanging out with delusional people that think they know better, and are going to a cooler afterlife than anyone that disagrees with their particular superstitions. I fucking hate smug, and God, whatever that is, made me to hate it. There is nothing in a church for me besides countless opportunities to offend simply by being rational.

[Anonymous No.10620602]

>>10620586
They're awesome people
complete with critical thinking skills

and they even have morals and empathy... all without god