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What is the worst brand of cereal ever made?

>> No.10616285
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>>10616266
Pic related. Literal box of rocks. Fucking dolts who eat gravel for brekkie.

Also, King Vitamin was the shizz.

>> No.10616428

>>10616266
I thought this said King Vietnam at first.
Doesn't look so good now...

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>>10616266
Kid's like eating balls of styrofoam right?
Yeah, they love too.

>> No.10616444

>>10616285

You gotta let that shit soak. Not like other cereals where you have to inhale it before it gets too soggy.

>> No.10616453

>>10616266
anything that isn't unsweetened muesli

>> No.10617150

>>10616266
King Vitamin was just like Cap'n Crunch from what I remember.

>> No.10618669

>>10616266
Corn flakes. They were made by a guy who wanted to make them as bland and shitty as possible because he thought it would keep people from masturbating.

>> No.10618695

>>10618669
What the fuck does eating shitty tasting cerial have to do with masturbating?

Also, my vote is shredded wheat. Shit texture, completely flavorless, doesn't even go well with milk

>> No.10618701

>>10618695
>>10618669
Ok I just looked it up. Appearantly Kellogg thought that for some reason flavorful food makes you want to masturbate, and thus strived to make his cerial incerdibly bland? I still don't follow the logic. He also suggested threading silver wire through the foreskin and applying acid to the clitoris to prevent masturbating. What the fuck.

>> No.10618705

>>10616285
I always used to microwave with milk and honey it until it turned into a kind of gooey porridge, almost like a really glutenous bread pudding.

>> No.10618780

>>10618701
warm milk enemas also prevented masturbation according to him.
they just made me crave anal sex.

>> No.10618797

>cereal thread
>masturbation
:thinking:

>> No.10618841

>>10618701
>>10618705
>>10618780
Jesus christ what a fucking madman.

>> No.10618865

Why does living under a monarch seem so comfy?

>> No.10619746

>>10618701
>>10618669
Why the fuck would anybody care this much about something so stupid?

>> No.10619751

>>10616266
Any of the generic shit that always ends up tasting a bit stale

>> No.10620013

>>10618669
Whenever I have cornflakes I get them with sugar and cinnamon.
Made me like them, kind of. Then again there's no Kellogg's around these parts, so yeah.

>> No.10620025

>>10618695
Frosted shredded wheat is goat though. Can't deny that the texture is great

>> No.10620049

>>10618865
Don't have to worry that mouth breathers will elect some complete retard every few years.

>> No.10620170

>>10619751
The malt-o-meal off brands now tend to taste more like the 90s versions of their counterparts than the actual name brands. This is especially true for honey comb as they made them whole wheat and utterly disgusting.