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Who else eats straight peanut butter

>> No.10598554

>>10598548
You could at least dip some apple slice or something so you don't come off as a complete savage.

>> No.10598562

i only eat gay peanut butter

>> No.10598570
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10598570

>>10598548
Me

>> No.10598594

>>10598562
I lol'ed out loud

>> No.10598600

>>10598548
jiffy is not peanut butter it is a sugary peanut spread

>> No.10598606

>>10598600
And?

>> No.10598610

>>10598606
you called it peanut butter

>> No.10598618

>>10598610
And?

>> No.10598629

>>10598618
it is a sugary peanut spread

>> No.10598633

Reminder that Americans consider this healthy food.

>> No.10598638

>>10598633
I absolutely do not

>> No.10598639

>>10598633
Reminder that the rest of the world spends their lives thinking about Americans

>> No.10598642

>>10598629
And?

>> No.10598647

>>10598639
Reminder that anyone who shits their pants in grocery stores is going to garner all the attention they could wish for.

>> No.10598657

>>10598642
you called the jiffy peanut butter when it fact is is a sugar based peanut spread where as the only ingredients in real peanut butter are peanuts and oil

>> No.10598667

>>10598657
And?

>> No.10598676

>>10598667
its not peanut butter , you eat sugar out the jar

>> No.10598680

>>10598676
And?

>> No.10598693

>>10598680
Sugary peanut spread isnt peanut butter

>> No.10598696

>>10598693
And?

>> No.10598706

>>10598696
the only ingredients in peanut butter are peanuts and oil

>> No.10598710

>>10598706
And?

>> No.10598726

>>10598710
the second ingredient in jiffy is sugar

>> No.10598787

>>10598548
Who doesn't? I especially eat it straight when I'm on the keto diet

>> No.10598791

>>10598726
Go home you peanut butter homosexual

>> No.10598797

>>10598600
>>10598610
>>10598629
>>10598657
>>10598676
>>10598693
>>10598706
>>10598726

And?

>> No.10598818

>>10598600
>>10598610
>>10598629
>>10598657
>>10598676
>>10598693
>>10598706
>>10598726
Jif is fucking peanut butter you god damn retard autist. Peanut butter has had sugar in it since at least the 1800's

>> No.10598835

Yep, I do. I don't even like it much that way, but I keep doing it anyway.

>> No.10598871

>>10598818
no it is not it is a sugary peanut spread . Peanut butter has 2 ingredients and those are peanuts and oil

>> No.10598878

>>10598871
Autistically insisting over and over that peanut butter cannot have other ingredients does not make it so. The inventor of peanut butter put sugar in it and you're just a retard on 4chan.

>> No.10598880

>>10598871
real peanut butter only contains peanuts.
you're just eating oily peanut spread.

>> No.10598891

>>10598871

And?

>> No.10598892

>>10598548
a spoonful is my favorite snack followed by a glass of milk

>> No.10598897

>>10598548
Dogs and children under 6

>> No.10598909

>>10598548
Do you live in your car?

>> No.10598932

>>10598878
First of all yes it does. Real peanut butter does not have sugar. Don't be mad just cause you failed algebra 1 Jamal.

>>10598880
Not true just peanuts cannot obtain the consistency of the 'butter' aspect of the peanut butter.

>> No.10598944
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10598944

Peanut butter with sugar added is still peanut butter. It's just really shitty peanut butter is all.

This is what good peanut butter looks like. The ingredients are peanuts and a bit of salt. Not even any added oil.

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>>10598932

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>>10598932
>actually being this autistic

>> No.10598956

>>10598944
Real peanut butter does not have salt or peanuts. You're just eating salty peanut spread.

>> No.10598964

>>10598797
Is and? The new huh??

>> No.10598971

>>10598548
>hydrogenated vegetable oil
>sugar
OH NO NO NO NO

>> No.10598974

this thread is absolutely based

>> No.10598998

>>10598944
>salt
not peanut butter. Peanut butter has peanuts and oil.
>>10598955
Autism is not a joke..

>> No.10599002

>>10598548
your dog likes it on balls

>> No.10599004

>>10598998
your life is a joke

>> No.10599007

>>10598998
>Autism is not a joke..
yes it is

>> No.10599011

>>10598998
peanuts already have oil in them.

>> No.10599012

>>10599004
Awfully hostile . Possibly the ceo of Jiffy mad cause his sugar spread is being exposed ?

>> No.10599013

>>10598998
>oil

Peanut butter does not contain oil. You are eating shelf stable peanut paste.

>> No.10599018

>>10599011
I rest my case. Thank you.

>> No.10599030

I don't eat peanut butter much, no. When I do, it's usually when I want a quick snack so I'll take a scoop of peanut butter and a scoop of jelly and eat those.

>> No.10599051

>>10598554
Urban Dictionary says savage is a good thing.

>> No.10599054

>>10598909
Unfortunately yes but i finally got a job yesterday

>> No.10599056

>>10599018
peanuts also contain sugar

>> No.10599070

>>10599056
Now you're just being an ass. ADDED sugar not natural occurring sugar.

>> No.10599077

>>10599070
and yet it's ok to ADD oil?

>> No.10599081

>>10599077
yes as it serves its purpose to achieve the 'buttery' consistency that we have come to love peanut butter for .

>> No.10599087

>>10599081
but sugar gives it that yummy sweet sugary taste that so universally characterizes what everyone likes about peanut butter

>> No.10599093

>>10599081
Wrong. The added oil makes it more stable so that you don't need to stir it. You can acheive the buttery consistency without adding additional oil.

>> No.10599094

>>10598706
>peanuts and oil
it's actually peanuts and salt u fatts
only a butternigger would add oil to an already oily product

>> No.10599110

>>10599094
Hydrogenated oil is often added to prevent the natural oil from separating out.

It certainly isn't necessary to add it, but it is common in many brands. Those brands that don't have it require periodic stirring because the natural oil (not hydrogenated) separates.

>> No.10599116
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10599116

Peanut butter has EVOLVED

Now THIS is what a REAL peanut butter looks like.

>> No.10599123

>>10599087
when matched with a quality 100% fruit jam and or jelly you do not the added sugar in the peanut butter! Or even pair it with a nice fresh fruit for an even healthier snack!

>>10599093
Your mom serves up that butter consistency when i'm eating that ass after taco night, faggot

>>10599094
Salt is in almost everything there is no reason for it to be in peanut butter!

>> No.10599128

>>10599110
>add oil to oil to prevent oil from separating
like i said, butterniggers
only the fattest of fatts would be so averse to work as to add disgusting palm oil or whatever to peanut butter in order to avoid having to stir it one time.
if your peanut butter contains anything other than peanuts and salt just kys yourself now and save humanity the suffering

>> No.10599137

>>10599128
Just because you like the feeling when those kidney stones come sliding out doesn't mean we do. Salt does not go in peanut butter.

>> No.10599141

Real peanut butter is just peanuts and butter. Dont even think about adding anything else.

>> No.10599142
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>>10598548
People don't actually do this do they?

>> No.10599143
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10599143

>eating completely unseasoned nut paste

>> No.10599147

>>10599116
>Literally chocolate spread
You are the reason obesity is so disgusting to Michelle Obama

>> No.10599171

>>10599141
And?

>> No.10599195

1.dry roasted p-nuts are more satisfying
2. if p-nut butter is needed, make it fresh.
3. store bought p-nut butter is sour and rancid tasting.

>> No.10599201

>>10598633
is peanut butter really that unhealthy assuming it's the least processed kind possible?

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10599222

Best butter coming through.

>> No.10599282

>>10598647
i sharted this morning, but in my room, not wal-mart

>> No.10599702

>>10598548
>mobile posters

>> No.10599709

I eat straight honey frequently. Then I think about how many calories I'm consuming and stop.

>> No.10599739

>>10599702
How am i supposed to use a computer in a car

>> No.10599750

>>10599739
You're not supposed to post from a car at all, fuckwad.

Drive now. Internet later.

>> No.10599833

>>10598562
screencapped

>> No.10599858
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10599858

>no homemade natty peanut butter
dumb cu/ck/s

>> No.10599919

>>10598956
i kekd

>> No.10599943

>>10598548
me, desu. also straight mayo (lime juice only)

>> No.10599964

>>10599750
I live in a car. The car doesn't work.

>> No.10599996

>>10599201
Not unhealthy but extremely calorie dense

>> No.10600140

>>10598600
>>10598610
>>10598629
>>10598657
>>10598676
>>10598726
>>10598932

if you're going to pretend to be retarded, at least feign some expertise. It's obviously skippy peanut butter, not Jif.

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10600197

eu banned peanut butter in my country

>> No.10600250

>>10600197
Where and why?

>> No.10600439

>>10600197
revolution when?

>> No.10600550
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>>10600197
kill your local politicians until its legal

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>>10598647
>shart cart

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10601819

>Thanks Op.

My balls.

>> No.10601882

>>10598878
It's not known who was the first human to grind peanuts with a rock, but they sure as shit didn't have any kind of isolated sugar readily available.

>> No.10601886

>>10598548
I mix peanut butter and honey together then put it into celery sticks.

>> No.10601887

>>10598871
Real peanut butter doesn't have added oil. Peanuts on their own become pourable if ground finely enough. That oil on the top was in the peanuts but separated in transit.

>> No.10601935

>>10601887
And?

>> No.10602004

I ate a truly massive jar of peanut butter over the course of a couple of days. I calculated that I had consumed roughly 500 grams of fat

>> No.10602682

>OP asks a question
>97 replies later /ck/ autists are still arguing over what is considered peanut butter or not.
Yeah, you guys are gonna make it.

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10602741

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YEE-UHH

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>> No.10603697

>>10599143
>eating pure food without having to adulter it with faggoty flavors

>> No.10603705

>>10603697
What are you even doing on /ck/ besides shitposting?

>> No.10603746

>>10598548
>Not using peanut butter to cover your whole body up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfZFsmPTYJQ&t=12s

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>>10598548
>Get half spoon of peanut butter
>scoop jelly out with the same spoon
>eat spoonfuls like this straight from the jars
>cross-contamination everywhere
>do not care at all
>mfw

>> No.10605805

>>10603746

>TFW no autistic qt girlfriend to slather peanut butter on

>> No.10605885

>>10598647
>he hasnt had his daily shart yet

lmaoing @ your life

>> No.10606031

You guys ever put macadamias in a blender? Shit's amazing, needs no salt or sugar.

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Shit I can't believe this thread is still going. All because I wanted to share my peanut butter eating...