Al/ck/ - totoro edition

[Anonymous No.10585493]

old >>10580362

Another night

[Anonymous No.10585506]

>>10585493
your thoughts on guiness?

[Anonymous No.10585513]

>>10585506
delicious, don't drink it often because of the low abv

[Anonymous No.10585546]

Praise the lord.

[Anonymous No.10585620]

>>10585506
Speaking about cans, the ball memetics didnt seem to work for me and I just got a flat dark beer. Extra stout in glass is fine, though. Comparable to Kaiser Doppel Malz available locally, but much less caramelized and less sweet.

[Anonymous No.10585649]

>>10585506
Overrated. (non-anglo-euro), Kilkenny is superior. Imo it has too little bitterness and tastes too much like molasses.

[Anonymous No.10585654]

>bought 12 cans of low abv garbage

Fuck

[Anonymous No.10585668]

>>10585620
Those widgets never work. Anyway, it Friday night boys! Time to get fucked up an play Peggle!

[Anonymous No.10585681]

>>10585654
eyes open lad

[Anonymous No.10585683]

>>10585654
enjoy feeling uncomfortable, bloated, frustratingly half-drunk and surrounded with oceans of piss. eugh, beer is awful, i can feel the nauseous/bloaty feel now.

[Anonymous No.10585689]

>>10585683
I'm gonna go drink 20 light beers, friend.

[Anonymous No.10585697]

>>10585689
sounds awful

[Anonymous No.10585735]

>>10585654
take a few shots beforehand and drink to keep the buzz you fucking newfag

[Anonymous No.10585741]

curled up on the sofa at my mum's house eating popcorn and watching old sketch shows in the dark. almost worth how grim things have been lately for how comfy this is

[Anonymous No.10585753]

>>10585741
sounds like comfiest of comfs. i wish my parents still had my childhood house. and lived in the same countries as me. and didn't hate me.

[Anonymous No.10585762]

>>10585506
I live in The States so I'll only get it from one of their overpriced chain bars (Kinsale,Murphy's Law,etc) on draught. The cans/bottles taste like meh and not worth the money. Harp lager is ok but not worth the money.

[Anonymous No.10585780]

>>10585753
I'm sorry man. I hope you have other people now.

[Anonymous No.10585786]

>>10585753
I wish I had a TV.

I have one scotch ale and one 25 oz natty daddy on hand. I'm gonna have to venture out and walk around the block to the bodega soon. Gotra wait till the sun sets though. I don't want to melt. Or be seen.

[Anonymous No.10585833]

>>10585780
literally nobody, just drugs, alcohol and al/ck/. i'm doing well staying off the drink this year though so far, so i suppose there's a chance things will improve.

[Anonymous No.10585842]

>>10585833
What kinda drugs do you like? I'm a recovering crack head myself but I'd take pretty much anything to distract myself and put off feeling emotions in the past.

[Anonymous No.10585850]

>>10585833
we're always here

[Anonymous No.10585861]

>>10585786
I have a TV and never watch it. Can't stand television. Wish I still enjoyed vidya but don't really, have to be so drunk to play that it's not even worth getting that fucked up in the first place.
My life is totally empty. All I have are a bunch of old material possessions that I barely use and a roof over my head.

[Anonymous No.10585865]

>>10585786
This. I gave my TV to my underage sibling. She's autistic and I really thought she needed it, and she's too shy to ask for anything and would insist she didn't if the family offered.

Now I'm too broke to buy one. The computer monitor works though, I just miss having a larger screen.

I'm trying not to drink much today. I think the addiction is mostly mental, basically I'm a functional alcoholic who only gets a little woozy without it. I'm waiting on a job interview so I can't have it on me. I'm way overqualified and can do this in my sleep, but I can't smell like liquor. There's just no jobs here in this region and I'm broke.

[Anonymous No.10585877]

>>10585842
whatever i can get my hands on. i mean i've used everything, not especially fond of any of them aside from weed, but i'll take fucking anything over sobriety even for a day.
crack didn't impress me much tbqh. i smoked daily for a couple of years, took me a year off the stuff to realise how insane it'd made me. i'm trying to stick to weed, light benzo use for general anxiety and strong opiates when (multiple sources of) pain becomes unbearable.
>>10585850
thanks man. i really do think things should improve before too long, give it a year or two maybe, but i'd be fucked until then were it not for al/ck/.

[Anonymous No.10585881]

3 cans in and I'm not even tipsy. What a waste of money

[Anonymous No.10585920]

>>10585877
Yeah dude I was literally insane when I was smoking. I'd smoke K2 like cigarettes when I ran out of crack too and wouldn't fully sleep for days at a time. So many times I've been full blown psychotic on that shit. Horrible delusions and paranoia and super aggressive and reckless. It was horrible. Worst period of my life. The thought of smoking crack and K2 again honestly terrifies me.

>>10585861I
>>10585865

wish I had a PC more. I'd kill to play TF2 right now

[Anonymous No.10585961]

>>10585786
Fucking Natty Daddy. I was on the broke side one day and after a little public drinking with some co-workers I went to grab a 25oz of Natty Ice. I grabbed a can of the first big can of Natty I see and it's right where the usual is. When I bought it I noticed it was .50 more but I was already drunk and it was still under 2 bux so fuckit. Go to the park that overlooks the freeway,light a smoke and pound it. Get on the subway (cityfag) and I realize I'm pretty drunk-borderline shitfaced. Next day I actually check out the can-8%. I thought it was just a redesign. I went to a little drunk to kinda fucked up real quick without meaning to-I did drink it in the time it takes to smoke a cigarette but damn. Fucken Natty Daddys.

[Anonymous No.10585971]

>tfw the mental sickness meme is wearing off

thank god

[Anonymous No.10585985]

>>10585506
Mostly good. It's rather pricy here (Poland), but the quality seems rather solid and I've never had a shitty guiness. Flavor-wise it's nice, but gets tiresome after a while so a single one is enough. The meme can widget is also cool, I like it, makes for a different experience.

Overall nice and it from time to time, but it costs 2.5x the price of a standard 6% abv beer here, so it's only when I have a craving.

[Anonymous No.10585986]

>>10585971
man what is it with you and 'mental sickness'?I asked you yesterday and you just gave me a load of gibberish about amphetamines and doctors

[Anonymous No.10585992]

>>10585986
everyone on 4chan has mental sickness anon

it just depends what variants you choose

[Anonymous No.10586005]

>>10585961
This and Steel Reserve are for veteran beer drinking alcoholics

[Anonymous No.10586059]

>>10586005
I hate Steel Reserve. It's to thick. I've gotten Natty Ds since then but at least I know what they are now. Also I used to live near a store that sold Okcim for CHEAP-5 even for 4 imperial points at 5.6% per 16.9 oz can. I think they were lying though. That shit had to be more than 5.6%. 6 would get a heavy drinker Drunk. Even hXc alkys could drink 2 and they'd even out. I heard a lot of Polish lagers lowball alcohol content for the U.S market. The beer was good too. Alot better than Nattys and shit like it.

[Anonymous No.10586063]

>>10585920
>wish I had a PC more. I'd kill to play TF2 right now
TF2 has pretty low system requirements. And skills in Microsoft Office are important for a lot of jobs. And there's a ton of low-resource games like pin-ball tables, retro games they sell or you can try an emulate (can be a pain), or fun Indie games like Dreadout.

I highly recommend trying to get your life back in order, and investing in a desktop. Don't go with the main brands and do a ton of research. Sometimes 600USD will get you more than 1000. And that 600 can help get you a better job or a raise, or just help you be happier or more comfortable. And fuck cable TV, just get a comfortable internet package then basic hulu and netflix. You won't lag in gaming, you'll have shit to watch forever, and you'll save a ton of money.

[Anonymous No.10586093]

>>10586063
Shut sometimes 400 you'll get a steal. ASUS,Toshiba,Acer,and others will get you through pretty OK until you can get something better. I was using an S8 with a monitor,keyboard,and external drive for a while-got the S8 cheap (200) and scrounged the rest out of cheap chunk run stores and swap meats. Worked well.

[Anonymous No.10586143]

Why do we do this to ourselves?

[Anonymous No.10586149]

>>10586143
it's better than sobriety. i used to take drugs which i knew would only make me feel ill, because feeling ill was better than being sober, gave me something else to concentrate on and took my mind off the vicious bastard which is reality.

[Anonymous No.10586156]

>>10586063
>>10586093
Thanks

>>10586143
Because destiny

[Anonymous No.10586178]

>>10586093
My Asus served me real well but I still think they're overpriced. I bought a nice ibuypower (the name is corny I know) before their prices exploded, had to replace the power supply before two years though. They still have some nice ones floating on newegg.

Anyways, drinking some cheap tea and really cheap vodka. Nikolai. Heating up some pork and bean soup I made the other day. The American dream.

[Anonymous No.10586179]

Found pic related at the store. Too young to have tried it back in the day so I said what the hell.

It tastes like Mountain Dew and bubblegum. Not even worth the sale price. 3/10

[Anonymous No.10586193]

It's Friday night, why are you still sober?

[Anonymous No.10586219]

>broke as fuck
>managed to make it through yesterday without a drink
>today happens
>manage to gather a dollar in change
>double shooter of platinum
>dump it into a half bottle of chardonnay i bought for cooking
i hate myself so fucking much

[Anonymous No.10586410]

>>10586178
How much did you pay for the Asus? I'm thinking it's regional. I live in a college town and Toshiba,Asus,and Acer are always price warring. Hit the Best Buy at the right time and for 4-500 you can get an off brand rig with everything plus warranty. Also top tier cellphones are basically computers now and an S8 on sale is ridiculous cheap. Then Ebay or scrounge for cheap peripherals.
Lifehacker for those who might not know-everytime you create a new gmail account you get YT red for free for 1-3 months. Been doing that since it started.

[Anonymous No.10586491]

>>10586193
I've been tapering down for about two weeks now, and today is the first day I'm going without drinking. Holy shit the urges are strong though.

[Anonymous No.10586536]

So anyone experienced with Pancreatitis?

I have a burning pain in up upper right abdomen (above the final rib) that radiates to my back. I don't get it super often, and it's not consistent.

I don't drink but I was hoping someone who has had it can weigh in. From what I've read Pancreatitis starts more in the middle and wraps around

Also I don't have any of the other symptoms.

I THINK I pulled something a few years ago trying to fish something out of my pocket without standing up in a very tight stadium seat. It burned like a motherfucker and ever since I get this pain on occasion, but I am feeling paranoid.

[Anonymous No.10586557]

Going to get a gf. Life sober and alone is unbearable. I want a girl to fuck for an hour every day before bed. The relapse when this relationship fails is going to fuck me deep and hard, like always, but I can’t resist any more.

[Anonymous No.10586612]

>>10586491
Yeah but you aren't withdrawing. Read some past threads or wait for about 4 A.M. EST. Then you'll know how easy you've got it. I know you're an addict but you've got a good start going. Keep it up.

[Anonymous No.10586748]

Went to the liqour store today to pick up a 6-pack of Sapporo and one of these caught my eye. They were selling them as individuals for $2.49 and said fuck it, I wonder what a beer from Kenya tastes like

Its actually pretty fuckin good

[Anonymous No.10586757]

Drinking tequila again. I have never had a hangover from drinking blue agave tequila. I feel great the next morning. I have officially quit every other liquor

[Anonymous No.10586873]

Fuck what a pathetic load of losers you all are

[Anonymous No.10586921]

>>10586873
leddit

[Anonymous No.10586982]

>>10585493
Bros I just ate an entire 14" pizza with tons of toppings hnngghh.
Now for some wine (as in a full bottle) and a slammer of dark beer.
Anyone else gnosh hardcore?

[Anonymous No.10586996]

>>10586873

Late night personal reflection always ends up in self hatred.

Hold your comments or people will see you for who you are and who you see yourself to be.

[Anonymous No.10587023]

>>10586873
>uses reaction image of a dude who took it up the butt
Very telling.

[Anonymous No.10587029]

>>10586557
>chad
Fuck off to Reddit breh

[Anonymous No.10587037]

>>10586410
>How much did you pay for the Asus?
Hell if I remember, that was nearly a decade ago. 700'ish, and it was top of the line. This was back when I had a very good job and I caught I bought it on sale. I just got a smart phone this year because of all the dead spots in this region. And even outside of that something around here interferes with signals, I think it's truckers doing shit the FCC should smack them for, thank god for wifi-calling. Thanks for the YT tip.

Time for the first bowl of cookie dough ice cream I've had in ten years and a slasher film. Because vodka, dairy, and gore are the perfect combo.

[Anonymous No.10587041]

Post volume is too slow for Friday night. Very disappointed in you normies.

[Anonymous No.10587044]

>>10587029
You'd be surprised how many of us have partners or are married.

[Anonymous No.10587050]

>>10587044
Gross.

[Anonymous No.10587053]

I decided to start drinking liquor on the rocks instead of mixing with soda or drinking beer. Doing a trial run. Tonight i've got Johnny Walker Red Label. Am I in for a tasteful, classy evening?

[Anonymous No.10587056]

Is it true seltzer gets you ripped faster?

[Anonymous No.10587063]

>>10587053
>drinking hard liquor
I don't get it. I tried living that life before, it was gay. Wine and beer is more fun.

[Anonymous No.10587073]

First night in months i havent had a drop of alcohol in me. Drank the 5 beers I had left and snuck some shots out of my brothers rum last night.

[Anonymous No.10587077]

>>10585493

jeez man, life really is bullshit without alcohol. I'm trying to do a month sober (for health and social reasons) and it is fucking hard. I never realized how much it was a part of my life until I really tried to stop.

[Anonymous No.10587078]

>>10587063
Beer is my norm. I thought about wine, but i decided against it bc it's got more refined sugar, and as i'm gonna be drinking a lot of it, i might as well drink beer. But i decided to try just liquor, mostly to cut down on carbs a bit. But i gotta say. This shit's rough. I wanna pour some coke in it really bad.

[Anonymous No.10587087]

>keep getting range banned on phone
Eat shit 4chan

[Anonymous No.10587088]

>>10587073
im also starving though because i havent eaten so im very tempted to just fucking sneak a few shots
i do this way too often and im sure my brother knows i feel like scum

[Anonymous No.10587102]

>only range banned on /tv/
Fucking pedo spammer cunts.

[Anonymous No.10587108]

>>10587053
>Johnny Walker Red Label
That was designed for mixing. Need to go one level up for a pleasurable neat/rocks experience: green/black/blue. If it's all you've got more power to you man.

[Anonymous No.10587134]

>>10587108
or just get a better blended scotch

[Anonymous No.10587176]

>>10587108
Excellent, guess i should have done some research before i bought this. Oh well, it's not bad

[Anonymous No.10587395]

>bought a 36 pack of beer for the weekend
>only drank 4 so far
Sorry I am not a hard drinker but I planned on being wasted all weekend. Already gave my mom her mother's day gift: fifty bucks.

[Anonymous No.10587400]

>>10587077
I mean I can fucking guarantee you the longer and longer you do it the more impossible it will be to stop.

[Anonymous No.10587417]

>>10587400

True. I just don't know what to do. I work in the restaurant industry, so its very hard for me to stop. Everyone I work with is essentially a functioning drunk.

[Anonymous No.10587425]

>>10587063
>>10587053
>>10587108
>even considering mixing any liquor that doesn't come in a plastic jug
>not conditioning yourselves to be able to chug half a bottle to start your night
>being a beerfag
It's like you're just trying to get fat instead of killing yourself, what's the point?

[Anonymous No.10587457]

>>10587425
>scared of getting fat
What are you gay?

[Anonymous No.10587459]

>>10587417
Senpai you just have to realize that sometimes in life you're just gonna feel like shit. More often than not. Once you realize that, things will be easier to deal with. And even then, it's still not that bad. Could be worse. You'd never put yourself in a situation that you can't handle.

[Anonymous No.10587472]

>>10587457
Being halfway attractive is important when you occasionally want to pick a girl up at a bar, nearly kill her driving home, and shove your limp whisky dick at her hole until you both pass out and snore in each other's faces.

[Anonymous No.10587488]

>>10587472
>pick a girl up at a bar
hahahahahahahahaha
What are you a character in a sitcom?

Fucking normies I swear.

[Anonymous No.10587506]

>>10587488
You hate us cuz you ain't us, remember that.

[Anonymous No.10587519]

>>10587506
Who said I hate you? You don't think I've fucked sluts and lived the normie life before?

Pleb shit. The only normie thing I do now is drink, work and pay taxes.

[Anonymous No.10587532]

Coconut Water is excellent for preventing hangovers. I love this stuff now.

[Anonymous No.10587725]

When I'm drunk, which is every day, I like to retrospectively play music to sad memories of my life at such decibel-raping levels in the hope that someone, other than my old landlord, will ask me to 'turn it down' in the hope for human connection.

[Anonymous No.10587766]

>>10586612
This is the third time I've quit. I tapered because last time I did it cold turkey and it was the most awful experience of my life. DTs, sweats, nausea, etc. I don't think I slept for the first two days. It may not have been as bad as some of these other guys but after experiencing that I never want to have it any worse than I did.

[Anonymous No.10587780]

My head hurts

[Anonymous No.10587784]

>>10587780
Great song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRThbqqzJGg

[Anonymous No.10587787]

>>10587056
c02 causes booze to be absorbed faster.

[Anonymous No.10587798]

confess

[Anonymous No.10587809]

>>10587725
Please ky

There are people living who just want to sleep and have no desire to talk to a shit faced alcoholic about his shitty life choices.

Wanna have a human connection ? Go clean the streets in your neighborhood . Then people will talk to you

[Anonymous No.10587814]

> stop drinking for a few days
> get a cold with terrible throat infection for first time in over a year

does anyone else rarely get sick when they drink? i swear the constant high blood alcohol levels kills off any infections before they begin

[Anonymous No.10587822]

>>10587814
I was thinking about that yesterday. I usually get sick once or twice a year, but I haven't even been sick once since I started drinking daily 2½ years ago.

[Anonymous No.10587829]

>>10587814
Kek this

Same thing with food poisoning, went to India for a while. Always drinking hard liquor after eating. Only one who didn't got sick

[Anonymous No.10587832]

>>10587029
>actually being an incel
the hell is it with you lot recently? you idiots seem to be under the impression that you're people.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-44053828

[Anonymous No.10587854]

>>10585493
Left my wallet in my car like the retard I am and it got jacked. Lost about $80 cash, but I still had my card on me with like $3.74 on it. I'm fucked until the 21st, how do I get booze so I don't shake my house to the ground?

[Anonymous No.10587950]

>>10585861
Oh lord, I feel you man.
>>10585786
Man, a tv is so cheap. I can't imagine being that broke.

[Anonymous No.10587961]

>>10587395
You Did great anon. Wish I was you.

[Anonymous No.10587984]

In the mood more a nude.

[Anonymous No.10587995]

>>10587984
same

[Anonymous No.10588003]

>>10587995

[Anonymous No.10588010]

2 grams of shatter, £145. fuck me. that's $195. it'd cost £30 in colorado.

[Anonymous No.10588011]

To all of the three lurking post-alchies, I hope you're doing well.

[Anonymous No.10588014]

>>10588011
i'm ok thanks. not drinking at least, just very poor. >>10588010

[Anonymous No.10588032]

>>10588011
I am so drunk it's not even funny.
I am scared to become sober because of the withdrawals.
Tomorrow is mothers day and my pregnant wife has our ten month son so I need to finally do something out of the house.
I'll be sweating just wishing I could be home drinking.
I just hope she enjoys lunch. She is the love of my life.

[Anonymous No.10588157]

>>10587814
Yep, this just happened to me.
I am convinced this is because your body temperature is higher, because of the alcohol in your system, you don't get sick or at least do not realise.

[Anonymous No.10588276]

>have gone from drinking with shot glasses to drinking straight out the bottle
I need to stop.

[Anonymous No.10588290]

This all I got boys. Fucking Aus and the stupid bottle shops closing at 8. Fucking Dan's used to be open till 12

>>10588276
Iktf

[Anonymous No.10588346]

What's everyone doing today?

[Anonymous No.10588427]

>>10585985
Lithuanian here, same shit over here, It's a dank beer but definitely not worth the price

[Anonymous No.10588431]

>>10586143
Because normal lives are overrated, meanwhile doing your every day activities while blasted drunk is the shit

[Anonymous No.10588435]

>>10587798
I was a tad too brave with my farts yesterday
>while wearing white boxers

[Anonymous No.10588543]

>>10588346
been hanging out at my mum's house, about to go and see my buddy and take his dog for a walk on the beach. quite liking this low level day drinking as opposed to getting crazy drunk at night, I know it can't last forever but it's a million times less chaotic and life-wrecking

[Anonymous No.10588553]

>>10587725
holy fuck haha this is so familiar it's eerie

[Anonymous No.10588563]

>10 am
>no hangover
this is when i wish i had some kahlua, white russians are my shit for morning drinking. Been drinking vodka with le crow since last night.
Wort h a drive to the liquor store to get alc or just keep on with the vodka and seltzer water

[Anonymous No.10588642]

>>10586748
my man. we do beer right. The guy that started the company named it after an elephant that killed his hunting buddy(brother?), and they still have the tusks in the company boardroom today. mad cunts

[Anonymous No.10588651]

>have the form of depression where i drink less, not more, on it

thank god

[Anonymous No.10588744]

>>10588651
That's that suicide shit senpai
>too depressed to even drink
don't go that way, next thing you'll be spending entire days in bed

[Anonymous No.10588776]

>>10588744
no i have a job and enjoy life just coming off amphetamine dependence

[Anonymous No.10588780]

>>10588346
went for a walk and chilled out in the sun with a female friend of mine

[Anonymous No.10588789]

>>10588435
our father who shart in heaven

[Anonymous No.10588795]

>>10588776
>ruining your life a little less
Congrats I suppose, I hope you get better

[Anonymous No.10588799]

>>10588795
it's a shit load less

you are aware that these days half of all high paid doctors, lawyers and businessmen are on adderall, right?

literally the thinking man's steroid
(further reminder that all world class athletes are on roids or otherwise cheating a different way)

[Anonymous No.10588828]

>>10588799
there was a big black market at my med school for adderall, I could see that happening

[Anonymous No.10588837]

>>10588828
it's literally like cheating

i only developed a minor dependence because of crypto
downside is you have to drink a bit more on it to get to the same buzz

[Anonymous No.10589020]

Grandma bought me a flask of wine. Thanks grandma

[Anonymous No.10589125]

>>10589020
I thought Grannies nipped on Brandy. My friends Polish Grandma does that. She saw me on the street one day and asks me to walk to the store with her. I thought the market but nope,to the liquor store. She buys 2 big can of Natty Ice and a pint of E&J V.S.O.P then we went to the park and drank them. She's like 70 years old. Cool to hang out with too.

[Anonymous No.10589412]

>>10588346
Going to try to get some cleaning done at my apartment. Yesterday was my first day not drinking anything in a long time so I'm cleaning to try and keep myself busy, but the thought of drinking while doing it makes it sound so much more enjoyable so I'm currently fighting off urges to go pick up a 12 pack

[Anonymous No.10589421]

Drinking some cognac and smoking some cigars. Will probably end this evening with some cheap ass beers kek

[Anonymous No.10589423]

>>10589125
My grandma had a shot of port before sleepy time.
One time when I was like three I asked her to scratch my ass because it was itchy. Apparently that was all kinds of wrong and she told all my relatives Everytime I was in the room with her for fucking years. I'm sad she is dead but fuck me that was embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.10589486]

>>10589423
Was she Polish?

[Anonymous No.10589489]

>had a beer at 1:30pm today
>probably going to have 3-5 hanging out with the lads today

need help

[Anonymous No.10589499]

>tfw if I call off again I'm going to lose my job

[Anonymous No.10589508]

Some shit OC of an out of date meme I made in like five seconds

[Anonymous No.10589510]

are drugs okay here too?

[Anonymous No.10589525]

>>10589489
Shut up.

[Anonymous No.10589537]

>>10589510
Yeah anon. What's your poison?

[Anonymous No.10589541]

>>10589510
if you use them in an attempt to quit drinking, yeah. it's useful info.

[Anonymous No.10589565]

>started drinking at 1 pm
>only half a fifth left
should i just accept i will go get more alcohol and go out and get it now while im still relatively sober?

[Anonymous No.10589569]

>>10586143
https://youtu.be/mJwKr3BA0io

[Anonymous No.10589574]

>>10589537
>>10589541
well i used to drink about 10-11 pints a few days a week
really felt shit all the time and din't enjoy it anymore
then i started smoking weed quite a bit, but now can barely have 6 beers, usually about 4 when playing some gta online races
tried e now for first time, pretty cool

[Anonymous No.10589578]

>>10589565
How bad is your anxiety early morning?
I'm suicide mode if I don't time it right.
If you are gtg anxiety wise, just leave it till tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.10589588]

>>10589574
Oh so you are literally 18-21.
You are not an alk but you are welcome here. Also please never become an alk. It'll totally ruin your life. Please do not drink. Weed or extacy over alcohol totally.

[Anonymous No.10589594]

>>10589510
50/50 like in AA.A lot of straight alkys HATE drug users-even weed. A lot look at it like addiction is addiction. One old AA guy told me it's all booze. Some people drink their booze,others smoke it,and others shoot it. Also because hard drugs are illegal you are gonna be involved with some hardcore criminals-murderers,rapists,and assorted sick fucks and unless they're ghetto/trailer people some might be kinda scared. Not cuz they're bitches but they've never been exposed to that. Like I keep a shotgun near where I sleep. Not because I'm badass but the opposite-I'm scared of someone breaking in on me. Not obsessed but better to have it and not need it-subscribe to my YT channel for more.

[Anonymous No.10589599]

>>10589588
oh no, i had missed that period in my life when I was supposed to do drugs, I'm 28 but thanks
and i started drinking more seriously around 21

[Anonymous No.10589601]

>>10589565
Get it now. Please.

[Anonymous No.10589640]

>>10589599
I shouldn't support extacy because it is pretty hard core, but I gotta ask how was your first experience?
I had some pretty bad 'lockjaw' but I always went too far with all drugs back in the day.
Do you have alcoholism in your family line? If you do you need to avoid it so much.
Wish I knew that when I was younger.
Don't let alcohol ruin your life anon.

[Anonymous No.10589677]

>>10589640
>Do you have alcoholism in your family line? If you do you need to avoid it so much.
>Wish I knew that when I was younger.
yes my dad who is 63 and only has the ocassional drink
also brother as well

>I shouldn't support extacy because it is pretty hard core, but I gotta ask how was your first experience?
took 120mg, the recommended safe amount for first time users and smoked some weed
it was pretty amazing, for the first time in my life i didn't feel anxious (although weed helps sometimes), colours, and really really high, like i had smoked weed for the first time

>Don't let alcohol ruin your life anon.
yeah...

[Anonymous No.10589685]

>>10589677
* only has the ocassional drink now, but in the past he drank, in his own words, 'night and day'
said to me he's had enough

[Anonymous No.10589712]

>>10589677
Glad you had a fun time and researched it first.
Did you get it on with any chicks?
That's the best part truly.

[Anonymous No.10589729]

>>10589712
ah nah i'm a gayer with a now sexless 7 year relationship, but unfortunately i don't exactly fit in any 4chan boards quite rightly

[Anonymous No.10589731]

>>10589712
*also you don't know the strength truly unless you can really trust your dealer but they are just in it for the money so how much can you truly trust them. They are killing people selling that shit but so are people at the liquor store.
It's a messed up world.

[Anonymous No.10589743]

>>10589729
Gay, in a relationship and sexless for seven years? 0.o
You should seriously greentext that over on /b/.
You could live in infamy.

[Anonymous No.10589751]

>>10589731
it's madness but don't want to sound like a typical hippie but i don't like that you could get safe drugs for literally a fraction of the cost if only all were regulated and legal
and avoid ruining more lives

[Anonymous No.10589753]

>>10589729
time to start cheating

[Anonymous No.10589755]

>>10589743
yeah alcohol can do a do number on your body where you gain 30kgs and don't have sex for the past 3-4 years

[Anonymous No.10589788]

>>10589743
You should do that. You know,I can't remember the last time I went to /b/. I think they were going through a sissy hypno phase because half the threads were sissy fandom threads. I wonder if they feel guilty after awhile so they go to /pol/ to try and redeem themselves then backslide back to /b/.

[Anonymous No.10589798]

>>10589788
gotta say im glad i grew up gay when 4chan wasnt widespread

[Anonymous No.10589804]

>>10589753
Pretty much this
Have you ever considered going straight? Pussy feels pretty good.
Vagene and bobs ftw!

[Anonymous No.10589821]

>>10589804
> Pussy feels pretty good.
Vagene and bobs ftw!
sometimes i hear this argument from both sides, and i just don't get it
it's not just about those things, it's about everything from head to toe
not some close up shot from porn
and i feel like i'd never be able to really feel the same things ever again as i did when i was younger for another guy anyway
sorry for the blogpost

[Anonymous No.10589828]

Woke up today with the worst hangover i've ever had in my life. I've been scaling my drinking back over the last couple of months and now when I do drink I feel like it's fucking killing me the next day. I can't do this shit anymore, i'm getting too old and it's not even enjoyable anymore. I think this is the end boys.

[Anonymous No.10589852]

Hey fellas. Staying on the wagon for the most part. My gf and family are very happy with my progress and with the fact I've been going to meetings regularly. Going to pick up my white chip Monday and really commit to the program.
While these are victories, I am getting sober in the context of unemployment. I officially resigned from my job yesterday after taking medical leave for about three months. I've got some savings to live off of for now luckily. It's also important to note that my job was a major trigger for my drinking - small office environment run by young vapid women.
Long story short, not sure what I should do for employment as I'm focusing fully on recovery. Any advice fellow alkies? At the moment I'm thinking about either moving or working through a pet care app. Something that isn't terribly demanding intellectually.

[Anonymous No.10589853]

Out of weed now, bought a six-pack of beer to keep me comfy during the evening. Good night lads.

[Anonymous No.10589862]

day 1 no drink, fucking bored and I've been drinking lime cordial like a madman

[Anonymous No.10589863]

>>10589853
Good night ladders. x

[Anonymous No.10589866]

>>10589828
It probably means your tolerance is dropping, which is a good sign.

[Anonymous No.10589872]

>>10589862
I end up drinking a ton of coke zero and mountain dew code red during the day and then drink 10 fucking gallons of water at night. Being sober is weird man.
>>10589866
I really hope so anon.

[Anonymous No.10589885]

what you are listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ag6RLeewPog

[Anonymous No.10589886]

>>10589853
the dream is over.
i have 2g of shatter and an oil rig here. i've been stoned out of my mind for months. i have 4 x 6% ciders next to my bed which have been gathering dust for weeks. longest alcohol has ever been in my house untouched. no desire to drink whatsoever, it'd just fuck with my comfy and make me feel poisoned.
i'll run out again in what feels like no time whatsoever, and either spend another fortune on more or go back to drinking. i'm spending thousands upon thousands here.

[Anonymous No.10589895]

>>10589886
>i've been stoned out of my mind for months.
lel same

[Anonymous No.10589901]

>>10589886
>i'm spending thousands upon thousands here.
LOL I am too fucking cheap to ever be able to become a drug addict.

[Anonymous No.10589910]

>>10589886
Getting my medical card is the only reason i'm not dead right now to be quite honest. It actually allows me to enjoy things now.

[Anonymous No.10589911]

>>10589901
if in the US, maybe, but in western europe alcohol is more expensive even if you were to smoke weed everyday, maybe not like him, but still

[Anonymous No.10589914]

The bottom of my white wine had some fucking chunk of residue left in the last glass and it made me gag. What the fuck

[Anonymous No.10589916]

>>10589895
is it legal there? the drugs laws in england are so bewilderingly petty that an MP recently did this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ0bwDe8o2M
legit told the public to go to the houses of parliament and smoke weed en masse,"challenge the police to arrest them", because the law is so embarrassingly mangled and demented. i could get 5 years for drinking a cup of cannabis tea. everyone is sick of the war on drugs bullshit.
if it's soon to be legal here and i can grow, then that's it, i'm cured of alcoholism overnight. onto a life of regretting all the things it cost me during my youth.

[Anonymous No.10589918]

Drank until 730am it's currently 355pm and I'm curled up in bed watching TV wishing I never drank

[Anonymous No.10589922]

>>10589914
Like it was crunchy and thick. Kinda felt like sugar. ew

[Anonymous No.10589929]

>>10589821
I can never imagine kissing a dude, let alone liking it. I guess it's just a way you grew up? Did you have uncles or cousins who fucked your brain up?

[Anonymous No.10589930]

>>10589916
no but im also from england

>if it's soon to be legal here and i can grow, then that's it, i'm cured of alcoholism overnight. onto a life of regretting all the things it cost me during my youth.
that'd be the dream man
i just stopped giving a fuck about drug laws
i never got any problems if you dont outright do them in public, and dont think you ever will

[Anonymous No.10589933]

>>10589922
It could have been anything, best to just move on and forget about it.
http://www.mlive.com/news/kalamazoo/index.ssf/2016/03/post_447.html

[Anonymous No.10589940]

Today will be day 5 if I drink again
GF coming over and wants to drink
Took me half a 5th of Jameson and a 12 pack to get decent last night
Don’t know if I want to physically do it again
Don’t know if I can handle it
Ever get that swollen irriatated feeling inside but be so dehydrated you feel like a raisin?

I better go take some b sups so no wet brain

Cheers, genitals

[Anonymous No.10589949]

>>10589940
If you are already 4 days deep, a 5th day isn't going to make a difference. Get drunk and fuck your girlfriend. Then go sober for a couple of days if you can.

[Anonymous No.10589954]

>>10589940
Weak sauce, but seriously, don't touch it if you can. You will have a much better night.

[Anonymous No.10589957]

>>10589933
I can't stop thinking about it. I've never had this happen before. Should I sue the wine company?

[Anonymous No.10589974]

>>10589957
It was honestly probably just really cheap wine, and a couple of boogers fell in it when they were making it.

[Anonymous No.10589976]

>>10589930
it seems to have enormous momentum at the moment because of that kid who's having seizures, who the govt have refused a license to eat the thc oils which make him better. it was almost legalised a couple of months or so ago, but some butthurt politician blocked it being heard, by talking about ducks instead.
https://www.leafly.com/news/politics/uk-parliament-members-blame-own-party-for-blocking-medical-cannabis-vote

[Anonymous No.10589984]

>>10589974
I'll be calling my lawyer in an hour and a half. Even for cheap wine this is unacceptable.

[Anonymous No.10589986]

>>10589984
Who knows, maybe you get a huge settlement out of the deal and can go to one of those really nice rehab facilities for celebrities where they don't treat you like literal swine, with your settlement.

[Anonymous No.10590000]

>>10589508
pretty accurate except as a yuropoor I dont work with 40s but 0,7s of obstler

[Anonymous No.10590003]

>>10589929
>I guess it's just a way you grew up? Did you have uncles or cousins who fucked your brain up?
lel no, and most gays just grow up gay themselves
i dindn't even know what 'gay' meant until I was 14-15
i knew i liked guys, but i didn't have a word for it
there's a lot of misconceptions and stats that i think are flawed (not my area exactly but i used to work in compsci research, like stats about suicide and all other mental problems with gays, but people gloss over how much the negative impact society has on us). again i didn't quite fit in because it's a mostly male environment, and, without them knowing im gay, just made too many gay jokes, and it's just annoying to hear faggot and trying to do your work, i just wanted something different and the new job i had was even worse as it filled with normies haha

>I can never imagine kissing a dude, let alone liking it.
okay, no need for you to imagine it
but i've kissed girls and plenty of girls have rubbed against or literally sleeping in the same bed as me, and it's about the same level as a pet
don't see why some straight men make such a big deal out this
i kiss my cat all the time
i think a lot of western countries do have this problem of not being used to seeing men affectionate
but i've taken too much of your time already

[Anonymous No.10590016]

>>10590003
It's because dudes have that distinct dude smell to them that is a massive turn off. This is why I would have a hard time banging a trap. Also dudes are hairy and have ugly butts.

[Anonymous No.10590017]

>>10590003
*also i was fortunate enough to have good friends, still decades after high school
my best friend is a straight guy who kissed me a few times because we're just so comfortable with each other
we were very close in school, liked the same games and shit and his gf was my other friend

[Anonymous No.10590018]

>>10589916
The day when the U.S. is more tolerant toward drugs than the U.K. Unfuckingbelievable. At least on the coasts they aren't arresting junkies for being junkies anymore and weed is legal. Dealers get fucked still but not users. Fucking U.K. man what's going on? Right when you get the IRA under control and things seem alright it went all the way left. Get well soon U.K.

[Anonymous No.10590019]

i once was sitting on my bare mattress naked having been on a week long bender and farted and squirted liquid shit onto the mattress. i once drank a pint of supercassis (almost gagged from the taste of how sweet it was) just to get drunk

any of you ever drunk/eaten alcoholic sanitiser gel? they had to add a special chemical to it at my local hospital to stop winos from consuming it

[Anonymous No.10590029]

>>10590016
>This is why I would have a hard time banging a trap.
see, this is what i don't get about straight people, sexuality is something more than the sum of the parts

[Anonymous No.10590034]

>>10590018
>UK is communist level liberal on everything, except drugs.
wtf bongs?

[Anonymous No.10590035]

>>10590018
users dont get fucked in the uk AT ALL, the police literally have no interest in enforcing any laws against the average drug user. only way you are getting arrested in the uk for a drugs related offence is:

1) you commit other crimes while hopped up on drugs
2) you deal drugs
3) you give drugs to someone and they die as a result

pretty sure in a lot of us states you can still go to jail for possessing marijuana right? i could be wrong. although then again you have states where it is fully legal too, so i guess it is a balance of approaches

[Anonymous No.10590041]

>>10590034
70%
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-42362028

[Anonymous No.10590043]

>>10590029
>the smell and physical appearance of someone turns you off
>dude y are you so weird lol? just fucking do it lmao

what are you talking about m8

[Anonymous No.10590045]

>>10590041

[Anonymous No.10590050]

>>10590043
ah no, i meant the opposite sorry

you said
>This is why I would have a hard time banging a trap.
and i just dont get traps in general, it seems like a fetish of just sexual things, and best would be considered bi

[Anonymous No.10590053]

>>10590043
kek this is the vibe I got from it too, although i'm incredibly emotionally shallow to begin with so that doesn't help. I can fuck a hideous woman, I can't fuck the sexiest guy on the planet.

[Anonymous No.10590060]

>>10590050
The reason why traps are attractive to so many people here is that you get the best of both worlds. A guy's personality (in other words tolerable) with the look of a woman. Plus a ton of 4chan autists are low key gay. Probably the "weird" factor makes it fascinating as well.

[Anonymous No.10590063]

>>10590053
no i meant dont fuck guys
and i also meant why would even consider fucking a trap in the first place
that is either bi or something else

[Anonymous No.10590064]

>>10590050
i am not the original guy m8, just commented on your reply
>>10590053
yeh man i am the same

cannot fathom how people can find a knob sexually arousing, am amazed that women and gay men apparently do

[Anonymous No.10590071]

>>10590035
>dont get fucked in the uk AT ALL
unless you have priors. then you go to prison. for smoking weed. up to 7 years for using, 14 for dealing. and if you're a dying child for whom cannabis has proven to be helpful, you're still not allowed any.
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/feb/18/boy-with-epilepsy-denied-cannabis-oil-treatment-reduce-seizures-government-refuses-licence
it's an absolute embarrassment. cannabis is schedule 1, so it's illegal for ANY purpose, even heroin and cocaine are schedule 2, so can be allowed for some things.

[Anonymous No.10590085]

>>10590063
I would suck a passable trap off in a heartbeat, would never even go as far as kissing a guy. Not bi or gay.

[Anonymous No.10590087]

>>10590041
This is just in Scotland, r-right? Alcohol is expensive enough as it is

[Anonymous No.10590090]

>>10590085
i would agree with you on that, but only because it deserves its own category

[Anonymous No.10590092]

>>10590085
>Not bi or gay, i just like sucking penises
please take this meme to /b/, dumb as hell.

[Anonymous No.10590093]

>>10590035
>pretty sure in a lot of us states you can still go to jail for possessing marijuana right?
It's literally only niggers because they're too fucking stupid to plead guilty and do community service for a few hours.

[Anonymous No.10590095]

I'm drunk. What do I spend my time on. Help

[Anonymous No.10590102]

>>10590095
drinking more

[Anonymous No.10590104]

>>10590095
drinking smarter

[Anonymous No.10590108]

>>10590092
*feminine penis
get it right

[Anonymous No.10590111]

>>10590108
isn't funny. go have HIV somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.10590112]

>>10590102
>>10590104
WHICH ONE OF YOU DO I TRUST

[Anonymous No.10590116]

>>10590041
Get ready for an epidemic of alcohol poisoning due to bathtub gun and prison grade hooch. Making good safe shine is hard to do unless you're taught by a pro while making swill to get drunk on is easy.

[Anonymous No.10590118]

>>10590112
me

[Anonymous No.10590127]

>>10590116
much more likely people will just splash out on alcohol and not spend money on other things (like food for their children) instead of risking their lives making hooch

[Anonymous No.10590130]

>>10590116
I thought making your own booze was easy. Loads of anons ITT do it

[Anonymous No.10590133]

>>10587832
>people who aren't chasing pussy must be incel
Back to rebbit kiddo

[Anonymous No.10590137]

>>10590041
>shoplifting and drug use triples overnight

[Anonymous No.10590139]

>>10590063
I've never met a fully passable trap ever and I've lived in NYC,Chicago,SF,LA,and Boston. I can always tell. I could see people doing it,I just can't see me doing it.

[Anonymous No.10590147]

>>10587832
>>10590041
>Always a link to BBC article
Can you conquered lads please stop posting here? The UK is garbage.

[Anonymous No.10590149]

>>10590139
The only ones that are passable are the ones in porn or whose full time job is being a trap.

[Anonymous No.10590153]

440ml x 4 beers x 5% @ £2.89 aldi

[Anonymous No.10590154]

>>10590130
whatever sugar and yeast make is easy to make, add some cool aid it's not to bad.

[Anonymous No.10590155]

>>10590139
The problem is that up to now society has treated it as a sort of child abuse if you allow a trans person to live as a gender other than the one that's on their birth certificate, so we end up with these abominations who get surgery in their 30s and you get broad shouldered "women" with shaving scars on their faces and adams apples and rippling serratus muscles under their saline breasts

Hopefully as we evolve as a society we can have delicious traps that transition at the proper age, i.e., before puberty

[Anonymous No.10590159]

>>10590147
we know that already dear

[Anonymous No.10590164]

oh they have even cheaper stuff
https://www.aldi.co.uk/galahad-premium-lager/p/058711005692200#product-reviews

[Anonymous No.10590172]

>>10590112
not me

[Anonymous No.10590177]

>>10590164
I used to buy 24 crates of these fuckers, gave me the worst hangovers

[Anonymous No.10590178]

>>10590155
The problem isn't women in general, it's white women are a lost cause at this point. Traps and asian women are the only thing left at this point.

[Anonymous No.10590179]

>>10590127
Even if 5% of hardcore alkies do it it will fuck up the health system. Also you KNOW some assholes are going to make shit ass hooch and mix it with sugar and juice and sell it door to door in the council flats,idiots won't know the danger and bang. Blindness and death.

[Anonymous No.10590181]

>>10590164
>4%
nightmare fuel. enjoy pissing 60 pints over the next 12hrs.

[Anonymous No.10590182]

jesus christ i just wanted to get blasted off my face last night

[Anonymous No.10590196]

>>10590164
>.uk
RRRREÉEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.10590199]

>>10590182
You didn't? Well alright. Well done.

[Anonymous No.10590214]

I love white wine yes yes

[Anonymous No.10590220]

going to have half a joint and a ciggie outside

[Anonymous No.10590225]

>>10590159
STOP SWEETY POSTING

[Anonymous No.10590229]

>>10590220
enjoy death, junkie.

[Anonymous No.10590243]

>>10590225
Please don't post pictures of my uncle Jamal without any permission. You have been warned.

[Anonymous No.10590251]

>>10590229
Come not between the Nazgûl and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shriveled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye.

[Anonymous No.10590291]

>>10590251
*dibs* XDDD

[Anonymous No.10590294]

>>10590243
Fuck (You) sweety.

[Anonymous No.10590299]

>>10590294
I've warned you. Consequenses will never be thbe same again if you post JAMAL on this board again

[Anonymous No.10590373]

>>10590299
https://youtu.be/UZgecEllBLw

[Anonymous No.10590376]

how are you entertaining yourselves gents

[Anonymous No.10590388]

Want to get drunk but I live with my parents and tomorrow is mother's day. I am always filled with guilt and am on my best behavior when drinking. I know the answer is that I shouldn't drink but i'm looking for someone to tell me to ignore the voice of reason.

[Anonymous No.10590399]

>>10590373

[Anonymous No.10590400]

>>10590388
ignore the voice of reason anon
dew it

[Anonymous No.10590408]

>>10590400
thanks desu

[Anonymous No.10590427]

>>10590408
good

[Anonymous No.10590431]

>>10590399
Varg dancing to J-Pop? Cool.

[Anonymous No.10590447]

Where do you find prostitutes? I want to lose my virginity today.

[Anonymous No.10590450]

>>10590447
You used to be able to use craigslist or backpage, but faggots shut them down. So you have to do it the old fashioned way.

[Anonymous No.10590452]

What country do you live?

Here in Canada, just google "escorts". They can openly advertise. Just hope you don't get caught.

Me and my friend want to get a prozzie soon.

[Anonymous No.10590457]

>>10590447
>252 / 34 / 67 / 1
I've been considering losing it as well while drunk. I'm 22. I feel like I'd have a panic attack if that were to happen, though. So I'll just wait for now.

[Anonymous No.10590461]

Saturday night boys! Henny and blunts till I pass out.

[Anonymous No.10590473]

>>10590447
You walk down the street and get offered 20 dollar blow jobs all the time where I live

[Anonymous No.10590475]

Guess what I'm gonna do now boys?
Start drinking.

[Anonymous No.10590477]

>>10590450
Internet. Badoo P2P. I've never done it but known people that have.

[Anonymous No.10590484]

>>10590475
Think I might join ya

[Anonymous No.10590487]

>>10590477
I'll have to look up some people's personal experiences with it. At this point in my life I know i'm perfectly fine fucking prostitutes a couple of times a year to "reset the clock" and have no need for any kind of relationship.

[Anonymous No.10590491]

>>10590447
google "escort (your area) outcall". or if you're in the u.s, go through some nightmare finding a 32yo fat hag with no pic, meet her so scared of disease that you're already wearing a condom, then get arrested because it's police.
i think incels are gonna be the cause of the prostitution revolution in america. with legal weed, cheap booze and legal hookers, maybe you can be forgiven for having a fluorescent baboon as president.

[Anonymous No.10590494]

>>10590447
Go to a strip club,find one you like and ask if she works off the clock. Mostly always yes. If no apologize and move on if she doesn't tell you who does.

[Anonymous No.10590497]

>>10590487
P2P means Pay to Play.

[Anonymous No.10590502]

>>10590484
Cheers.

[Anonymous No.10590505]

>>10590484
Cherubs.

[Anonymous No.10590515]

>>10590491
You can't always tell. Go to a rundown suburb and check out the Main Drag. A lot are grasseaters meaning they're not out just for that but if the opportunity arises they'll do it. The Pimp&Ho game has changed a lot over the years.

[Anonymous No.10590520]

>>10590487
I'm starting to lose the feeling altogether even being a 28 virgin. Actually having a relationship is something I barely ever think about anymore.

[Anonymous No.10590552]

>>10590497
Shows how much I know
>>10590520
I'm 30 now, was actually really good looking and was constantly dating someone. Haven't been in a relationship in 4 years, haven't had sex in 2. Alcohol has mostly ruined my life now. I'm overweight, live at home, have gone bald, and morphed into a troll. I've completely come to terms with that and am fine but, I just need to fuck something one time again to set me straight. I was a geared up for Backpage because my birthday was coming up and then I heard they shut it down. Back to the drawing board I guess

[Anonymous No.10590562]

>>10590520
Truthfully anon, you're not really missing out on much. Getting laid is a good experience and all but you've probably been death gripping your cock for so long that you wouldn't even be able to cum, and would be severly disappointed.

[Anonymous No.10590571]

>>10590520
Come on. Duck buddies are easy to find. Ran into a gril I used to fuck 6 months ago at the liquor store. 7/10. Asked if she could come over later. Guess her BF kinda sucks in the sack. Latina. Told her to text me when she's free. She said about 9PM. I'm gonna set it up for early Sunday like 5-6-7 AM. I kinda don't want bitches around since I'm hanging with friends. She'll be a good hangover cure. Plus her BF goes to spend time with his kids from another gril on Sunday after Spanish Church with his mom&pop.

[Anonymous No.10590577]

im uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh drinkin

[Anonymous No.10590578]

>>10590552
Seriously Badoo,Skout,and MeetMe are the new backpage.

[Anonymous No.10590583]

>>10590562
I want to feel normal about initiating a relationship more than I'm concerned about having sex, but it's just like I can't find it in me to care. Sadly the only thing I really don't want to do is actually die a virgin alone. It's less about sex for me now than just wanting to be able to feel like a normal person around someone.

[Anonymous No.10590584]

spring for a 6 pack of decent ipas
or get 2 4 packs of natty ice

[Anonymous No.10590585]

>>10590571
Fuck buddies are not easy to fine, stop giving him false hope. You have to have to things to acquire fuck buddies, you have to be confident, and be in shape. Most of us drunks have lost the ability to achieve either of those things. Add depression and people will treat you like you're invisible. Especially as you get older.

[Anonymous No.10590603]

>>10590585
>>10590571
hmm

[Anonymous No.10590629]

>>10590583
Go to AA and find another broken newcomer. If you can't get pussy at a large AA meeting then IDK what to tell you. And even if the girl is kinda used up if they're cute they've been through what you have and probably worse. One time I picked up a girl in AA meeting, get her to my house,and she's scared to fuck-for real. Instead we did(?) mutual masturbation. It was cool. If I had known she was that damaged I wouldn't have hit on her but there were no regrets.

[Anonymous No.10590634]

>>10590585
>not easy
just find a qt a mile or two outside your town, stalk her online, tell her some bullshit about you being rich or whatever, then fuck her until she realises you're a fraud.

[Anonymous No.10590635]

>>10590585
You gotta remember they have less self-esteem than you usually. And shooting him down before he even tries is bullshit.

[Anonymous No.10590641]

>>10590634
You don't even have to do that.

[Anonymous No.10590649]

>>10590641
it's more satisfying if she feels exploited

[Anonymous No.10590651]

>>10590629
It's alright. I've been to AA plenty of times and know what it's like. I just don't want things to be completely about pussy.
But whatever, I didn't want to derail the thread this way, cracking another drink.

[Anonymous No.10590669]

>>10590634
She will find out pretty quick that I'm a fraud when I take her to my parents house and try to fuck her on my twin bed in my old room from high school kek.
>>10590635
>You gotta remember they have less self-esteem than you usually.
That is not possible, I have the self worth of roadkill. I'm not complaining though. I've accepted it, I'm just going to treat human interactions like vending machines. I'll throw money at it until I get the desired results.

[Anonymous No.10590678]

>>10590651
Me too and OK. But that's a big part of the AA experience. I'll drop it.

[Anonymous No.10590679]

>>10589421
Checked the cheap beer part

[Anonymous No.10590700]

I'm a filthy casual but I like watching decent anime when I'm half drunk. I've been watching Fooly Cooly but I'm caught up. Any recommendations for me? Subs or subs don't matter.

[Anonymous No.10590711]

>>10590584
6 pack of ipa it is then, as long as its under 11 bucks going to the overpriced place thats a 2 minute walk

[Anonymous No.10590714]

>>10590700
Stay a filthy casual, don't become one of us.

[Anonymous No.10590717]

So I was going to try to stop drinking for a couple weeks, but the cravings are too much. I figure I could drink and manage it as long as I don't return to the levels I was at before. Is beer the way to go if you want to get a buzz without allowing yourself to overdo it? Hard alcohol seems too easy to overdo, and wine is nausea/hangover fuel. What do you guys think?

[Anonymous No.10590725]

>>10590700
I can't get up in the morning without 3mg of xanax, a pint of vodka, and two joints.

[Anonymous No.10590729]

>quit drinking for 3 weeks
>quit drinking for 1 week
>quit drinking for 3 days
>quit drinking for a day
>quit drinking for 3 days
when will it end

[Anonymous No.10590740]

>>10590729
>when will it end
When you have self respect.

[Anonymous No.10590804]

>>10590729
honestly? when youre dead

[Anonymous No.10590815]

>>10590714
>>10590725
I was talking about anime not drinking. I'm a daily drinker already.

[Anonymous No.10590816]

>>10590717
I gave up hard liquor 5 years ago and never looked back, however beer hasn't made me feel any better. No WDs though when I take days off. I honestly don't know if drinking beer instead is any safer or better. And yes you can over do beer just as easily as liquor, just not as quickly.

[Anonymous No.10590834]

>>10590725
I'm on the benzo ride too. Was prescribed 6 mils a day for years. Cut down to 4 but usually take 2-3 mild a day so I have a reserve for binging/emergencies.

[Anonymous No.10590847]

>>10590816
Beer keeps you way more hydrated so there's that at least.

[Anonymous No.10590852]

>>10590717
Seems like beer is your way to go since you don't like wine. Wine is a bit easy to overdo as well, just not as much as liquor obviously.
I myself drink 5% seltzer because I don't like drinking a ton of beers, but this shit is ridiculously expensive at like 8-9 dollars for a 6 pack where I am and I don't recommend such a needless cost for anyone. I drink like a sixer a day of these and 500ml of chardonnay at night.

[Anonymous No.10590900]

>>10590725
>3mg of xanax, a pint of vodka

Wow anon, that would probably send me into blackout zone. You must have some tolerance

[Anonymous No.10590908]

I'm making mojitos and mint julips... but I can't find any fresh mint in my area so I'm making due with mint syrup... I fucking hate the Kentucky Derby so fucking much.

[Anonymous No.10590913]

>>10590900
tolerance to benzos builds up quick
i got up to a point where i was taking 60mg of alprazolam (xanax) per day, not including the powder that i infused into vegetable gylcerin and vaped
Also sort of regret getting this 6 pack of sierra nevada. Really wanted to get it for the taste and already got a good enough buzz going but 2 4 packs of 16 oz. natty ices is just way more liquor.

[Anonymous No.10590921]

>>10590834
That's really unfortunate because taking benzos for even a short amount of time pretty much guarantees you will get Alzheimer's later in life. For the record I've been prescribed Clonazepam for 10 years so I've had to accept that as well.

[Anonymous No.10590922]

>>10590913
also would never recommend a single person to try xanax or benzos
it will be like descending into a deep alcoholic episode but instead of taking 10 years itll take a few months

[Anonymous No.10590928]

>>10590922
Never really understood the recreational use of benzos, I've never felt the need to take them other than when I'm having a serious anxiety episode.

[Anonymous No.10590935]

What's a good brand of Moonshine lads?
I had some peach Ole Smokey which was pretty good, would like to branch out a bit.

[Anonymous No.10590963]

>>10590935
It's not moonshine unless it makes you go blind.

[Anonymous No.10590964]

>>10590921
I've known people who've been taking Valium since age 20. They're 60 now and fine except for the benzo dependence. They were horrendously over scripted though. Some people need or at least their quality of life is improved by these meds but because of pharma greed it's very hard to tell. They help with agoraphobia and claustrophobia. Also anger issues.

[Anonymous No.10590976]

Is anyone else an alcoholic just because they have no access to harder stuff?

I was pretty much a coke addict when I was with a bad group of people, but alcohol is the only thing I can get fucked up on now.

[Anonymous No.10591008]

>see this for $2 at gas station
>buy with my usual 4-pack of pabst tallboys
>tfw can drink alot now and look more like a "beer lover" and less like an alkie

its just a session ipa brah!!

[Anonymous No.10591011]

>>10590928
for me at least and others i used with it was pretty much like taking the benefits of being black out drunk and taking away the negatives.
Could basically go through life for months with the confidence and lack of feeling/remembering of being blackout without the physical side effects that let others know youre out of your mind

[Anonymous No.10591117]

>>10590976
no
I have a quarter gram of heroin in my dresser drawer

[Anonymous No.10591140]

>>10591117
Where did you get it from?

[Anonymous No.10591149]

>>10591140
Not him but if I had to take a wild fucking guess it was from a heroin dealer

[Anonymous No.10591195]

>>10591149
Upvoted

[Anonymous No.10591222]

>>10591149
While this is the most likely possibility. There's a 0.234555% chance he's got a diamorphine prescription and gets his heroin legally from the pharmacy.

[Anonymous No.10591250]

new bread

[Anonymous No.10591262]

>>10591149
Exquisite post!

[Anonymous No.10591285]

Almost missed this thread, was too busy having an ice cold Pabst!

[Anonymous No.10591356]

>>10590447
I am a pro ( not an alcholic)

Check out Eros, skipthegames, slixia, or if you're open to proving you aren't a fed by submitting an app full of personal info check out Preferred411.

Try a strip club as a last resort. They're all whores.

[Anonymous No.10591372]

>drinking local brewed ipas after getting drunk off vodka for calorie efficiency
>eating upgraded frozen cheese pizza by adding red onion and pepperoni pizza
>watching pirated network television
this is the american dream

[Anonymous No.10591528]

Fucked up walking to the liquor store story involving karaoke. Should I share or tl;dr? Probably won't greentext. Kinda good. Y/N

[Anonymous No.10591591]

>>10591588
>>10591588
>>10591588
>>10591588

new bread

[Anonymous No.10591600]

>>10591528
I'll take it as a no.

[Anonymous No.10591605]

>>10591600
do it in new thread

[Anonymous No.10592351]

>>10590700
Mushi-Shi and One Punch Man are on Netflix