What the pettiest food-related "deal breaker" you have? My brother's friend passed on a second date with a cutie because she picked the toppings off of her pizza to make it just cheese.

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Anonymous Mon May 7 23:58:19 2018 No.10567237 [Reply] [Original]

What the pettiest food-related "deal breaker" you have?

My brother's friend passed on a second date with a cutie because she picked the toppings off of her pizza to make it just cheese.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 00:13:53 2018 No.10567293 I wouldn't date an overweight woman or one that will one day probably be overweight (chronic pop drinkers/fast food eaters, etc.).

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 00:18:50 2018 No.10567317 >>10567293 That’s not petty, that’s called having self-respect.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 00:21:53 2018 No.10567324 >>10567237 "Ewww I hate [insert food], the texture reminds me of [non-food substance]" I understand not liking flavors, but whinging about texture is infantile.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 00:23:13 2018 No.10567330 >>10567237 I would too. Dodged a bullet.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 01:12:44 2018 No.10567492 >>10567237 your brothers friend is a faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 01:29:18 2018 No.10567543 >>10567237 Chewing with their mouth open

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 01:33:33 2018 No.10567558 >>10567237 And he took her to get pizza on the first date? Lame fuck. Get some korean bbq, yakiniku, hot pot, shabu shabu, something interactive for a first date.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 01:35:30 2018 No.10567561 >>10567558 fucking weeb

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 01:36:02 2018 No.10567564 >>10567558 Not everyone is a weeb faggot. Also, not everyone only tries to go on dates with Asians.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 01:37:58 2018 No.10567567 >>10567561 >>10567564 Name an interactive restaurant that is not asian based.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 01:40:47 2018 No.10567579 Taking pickles out of hamburgers

Anonymous Tue May 8 01:41:20 2018 No.10567580

>>10567237
Nah, I can empathise with that. Imagine never being able to go to a really nice restaurant together that does share plates. Having an adaptable palate is one of the many signs of being a cultured adult.

>>10567558
Reminder that some anons here are 18 and a good quality pizza restaurant is fine for a date regardless.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 04:48:55 2018 No.10567903 >>10567324 you see im the opposite, i'm openminded to any flavour, but its more about texture for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 04:51:33 2018 No.10567910 "I don't eat anything with mushrooms/onions/tomatoes" Fuck outta my face you child.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 05:48:11 2018 No.10567994 >>10567567 a bar

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 06:15:15 2018 No.10568044 >>10567580 Not ever going to places with share plates? Sounds like heaven. A woman who won't be constantly going "oh, that looks good let me try it"? Even better.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 06:21:12 2018 No.10568054 Found out a girl was vegetarian and NOPE'd hard

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 06:52:53 2018 No.10568119 >>10567903 jap detected

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 07:12:16 2018 No.10568158 >>10567567 Fondue? Fucking dumb weeb

Anonymous Tue May 8 07:18:06 2018 No.10568174

>>10567558
>>10567567

Why the fuck are you paying someone for food you still have to cook. How inept are you that you cant just cook food at home and impress the shit out of her that way. It's also interactive as fuck and ya'll can fuck right there on the table after if you're not as aspy faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 07:27:59 2018 No.10568194 >>10567558 >shabu shabu Literally the WORST way to eat beef right along with sukiyaki

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 07:29:03 2018 No.10568196 >>10567567 any buffet :^)

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 07:51:53 2018 No.10568253 >>10567543 >>10567579 >>10567237 >>10567910 all these make me lose the little respect i had for that person in question, male or female ps im not gay

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 08:40:57 2018 No.10568356 >>10567237 I'd be mad too. It shows she has no will of her own and wasted money by not saying she just wants cheese.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 09:23:38 2018 No.10568455 >>10567558 You cant take 2d girls out to restaurants.

Anonymous Tue May 8 09:30:03 2018 No.10568474

My bf has some deal breakers that I discovered after I fell in love with him lol

>he eats jelly straight from the jar
>he literally uses an entire jar of pasta sauce, making it pasta soup
>banana flavoured desserts are his favourite
>blueberry flavoured desserts are his second favourite
>he eats reddiwhip str8 from the can
>favourite desserts are fruit pies
>drinks ice cream

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 09:30:54 2018 No.10568477 >>10568054 I liked my vegetarian girl. We'd get extra pepperoni pizza, and she'd pick it off her pieces and put it on mine

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 09:48:32 2018 No.10568539 >>10568474 Try losing about 200 pounds and you won't have to go for people who're also grotesque fatasses

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 09:52:06 2018 No.10568550 File: 455 KB, 256x256, 1520683368170.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10568539 He's actually /fit/ but you're right, I am a fat cunt

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 09:58:48 2018 No.10568567 >>10568474 what is wrong with fruit pies?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 10:06:51 2018 No.10568588 >>10568550 Wrong. Fat people have skewed perceptions of what fit is.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 10:09:23 2018 No.10568594 I ended a relationship with a girl who put an expensive bottle of red wine in the fridge once.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 10:10:43 2018 No.10568597 >>10568588 Whatever you say Kinda like the fact that he's fit but still has these weird food tendencies

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 10:12:31 2018 No.10568601 >>10568594 Justified

Anonymous Tue May 8 10:15:18 2018 No.10568610
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>"I hate beer! all beer tastes like pee!"

>>10567558
>he's not enough to entertain the chick on his own so he has to go to Benihana and overpay for a single fried egg to please his literal whore date

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 10:16:36 2018 No.10568615 >>10568356 this 2bh, it'd be almost acceptable for a child or if youre in a big group who gets something stupid like Olive And Pineapple Pizza but if you're just two people why tf did she get a topping-laden pizza only to pick stuff off?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 10:18:12 2018 No.10568622 >>10568594 autismo fag

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 10:21:07 2018 No.10568626 >>10568174 the point of bringing a chick to a restaurant is that it's not your house so she doesnt think youre gonna rape her right off the bat

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 10:22:50 2018 No.10568630 >>10567237 That's nothing, my friend's gf buys panzerottis and then squishes the filling out and blends it with ranch dressing. The crust is discarded

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 10:23:24 2018 No.10568633 >>10567237 >My brother's friend passed on a second date with a cutie because she picked the toppings off of her pizza to make it just cheese. Well no shit. She made him waste money for no fucking reason.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 10:23:49 2018 No.10568634 >>10568477 You use past tense. What happened?

Anonymous Tue May 8 10:25:57 2018 No.10568641

>>10567910
Girlfriend hates anything spicy, anything with tomato sauce, and some other shit I can't remember. Basically, she eats chicken thighs, alfredo, and angel hair pasta. She's lazy and don't cook, though, so she can go fuck herself and eat what I make or starve. I feel like a mother.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 10:32:49 2018 No.10568663 >>10568641 well i hope she has some redeeming qualities tho like no gag reflex or something

Anonymous Tue May 8 10:36:21 2018 No.10568674

>>10567237
Nothing wrong with having particular tastes or being picky to a certain degree, but picking toppings off a pizza is absolute child shit. Order what you want and if you don't want certain toppings than say so.

This girl was going to be a passive aggressive cunt. Your bros friend knew what was up.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 10:37:17 2018 No.10568677 >>10568630 why are american women so strange?

Anonymous Tue May 8 10:42:00 2018 No.10568690

>>10568474
>he eats jelly straight from the jar
thats kinda weird yeah
>he literally uses an entire jar of pasta sauce, making it pasta soup
he should use more pasta
>banana flavoured desserts are his favourite
>blueberry flavoured desserts are his second favourite
nothing wrong here, I mean as long as chocolate is in his top five
>he eats reddiwhip str8 from the can
thats gross
>favourite desserts are fruit pies
I mean, theres not much better than hot fruit pie and icecream
>drinks ice cream
I mean, isn't that just a thickshake

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 10:44:45 2018 No.10568704 >>10568677 no parenting or even worse what they think is good parenting

Anonymous Tue May 8 10:48:15 2018 No.10568717

>>10568690
>nothing wrong here, I mean as long as chocolate is in his top five
Never orders anything chocolate, except for me sometimes ^.^
>I mean, theres not much better than hot fruit pie and icecream
Fair enough. But I find chunky fruit pies really yuck and creepy.
>I mean, isn't that just a thickshake
Why leave an ice cream cup out to melt and then drink it tho?? Granted, I'm a bit of an ice cream addict, and like it cold, with much difficulty scooping it out

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 10:50:07 2018 No.10568723 >>10568717 internet boyfriends you met on Discord don't count you furfaggot

Anonymous Tue May 8 10:52:31 2018 No.10568733

>>10568717
>Never orders anything chocolate, except for me sometimes ^.^
what a weirdo
my absolute favourite dessert is chocolate mousse anything
>Fair enough. But I find chunky fruit pies really yuck and creepy.
how? I mean idk, I like meatpies better I guess but still fruitpies with icecream are top 5 for me
>Why leave an ice cream cup out to melt and then drink it tho??
completely melted icecream is gross, thats definitely weird
>Granted, I'm a bit of an ice cream addict, and like it cold, with much difficulty scooping it out
slightly melted icecream is the best as its all soft and yum and doesn't give you ice cream headaches but is still icey

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 10:53:44 2018 No.10568738 know a girl who uses a knife to remove all the seeds inside grapes but i get laughed at for leaving watermelon seeds too so maybe im also abnormal (i just do it when i have more seeds than fruit at hand)

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 10:57:48 2018 No.10568752 >>10567237 people who avoid entire food groups. i know a girl who “doesnt like vegetables”. like what the hell man.

Anonymous Tue May 8 10:58:15 2018 No.10568756

>>10567293
Fucking this.

I would cook my ex a meal, she would eat everything off her plate. She would smoke some weed, then grab a bag of chips and go to town, or candy. It literally disgusted me. 3 years of that kinda shit, a poor lay, her habits, and my depression deepened as I realized she wouldnt get better, I was getting worse (alc), finally it fell apart.

A year later practically to the date, I'm fit, financially stable, and never drink like that anymore. Gross "healthy/beautiful at every size" fatties, never again. Ever.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 11:00:08 2018 No.10568758 >>10567567 That brazillian steakhouse

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 11:15:21 2018 No.10568801 >>10568752 she sounds fat

Anonymous Tue May 8 11:22:53 2018 No.10568833

>>10567237
>What the pettiest food-related "deal breaker" you have?

If she's a vegan that's the biggest red flag in the world.

It means she's unstable. Looks to others for approval. Is not well educated or well read. And will believe almost anything without fact checking.

And also, if she's vegan, there's a high chance she's "depressed" & moody and will need constant pampering.

No thank you.

Anonymous Tue May 8 11:24:21 2018 No.10568839
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>>10568833
>If she's a vegan that's the biggest red flag in the world.
>It means she's unstable. Looks to others for approval. Is not well educated or well read. And will believe almost anything without fact checking.
>And also, if she's vegan, there's a high chance she's "depressed" & moody and will need constant pampering.

Also, avoid poser glasses and any hair dyed red, green, purple. Those bitches are unstable.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 11:32:32 2018 No.10568878 >>10567324 lol who cares if the steak is well done, just put some sauce on it because as we all know flavor is what matters and not taste

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 11:33:35 2018 No.10568886 >>10568878 *flavor is what matters, not texture

Anonymous Tue May 8 11:37:09 2018 No.10568902

>>10568878
>>10567324 (You)
>lol who cares if the steak is well done, just put some sauce on it because as we all know flavor is what matters and not taste
Unironically yes. I prefer mid rare, but a well done won't stop me from eating it if that's what's served to me at my friend's bbq. A bit of lee and perins or some raspberry chipotle sauce never did me wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 11:44:07 2018 No.10568930 >>10567558 Pizza is a great first date food. You never take a woman to an expensive restaurant for a first date, make her earn it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 11:48:34 2018 No.10568947 File: 4 KB, 248x130, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10567558 >shabu huh?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 11:50:07 2018 No.10568957 >>10568594 How long did she leave it in the fridge? Red wine is awesome at slightly below room temp.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 11:52:07 2018 No.10568970 >>10568947 Almost. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shabu-shabu

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 12:04:25 2018 No.10569024 >>10567558 Smelly, dumb, weeaboo scum.

Anonymous Tue May 8 12:08:47 2018 No.10569044

>>10568833
>If she's a vegan that's the biggest red flag in the world.
>It means she's unstable. Looks to others for approval. Is not well educated or well read. And will believe almost anything without fact checking.
>And also, if she's vegan, there's a high chance she's "depressed" & moody and will need constant pampering.

I'm married to a vegan and this is mostly true. Fuck my life.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 12:09:54 2018 No.10569052 >>10568970 >literally just plain boiled meat What the fuck, are weebs seriously dumb enough to pay for this?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 12:47:45 2018 No.10569251 >>10568594 You're meant to serve it below room temp

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 12:52:46 2018 No.10569292 >>10568833 People driven by emotion are absolute trainwrecks. Veganism is the perfect red flag because in order to be one emotions must rule over facts.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 12:55:04 2018 No.10569310 >>10567324 Ah yes because it is oh so pleasurable to eat overcooked/undercooked pasta Stfu

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 15:42:22 2018 No.10570047 >>10567324 >I understand not liking flavors, but whinging about texture is infantile. Nigger texture is just as important as flavor when it comes to food.

Anonymous Tue May 8 15:46:11 2018 No.10570071

>>10569292
>Veganism is the perfect red flag because in order to be one emotions must rule over facts
Yes. Vegan or vegetarian is an instant dealbreaker.

So is excessively picky eating. I understand that everyone (myself included) has preferances and some foods that they don't like. That's fine. But when the list of foods they won't eat exceeds the list of foods that's also a dealbreaker for sure.

I make a point of visiting various "ethnic" restaurants on dates. Any sign of excessive squeamishness or "I can't eat that..." means that it's over.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 15:46:45 2018 No.10570073 >>10567579 My dad does that >>10567910 He also avoids onions every once in a while but that one is more about his stomach being sensitive at the time.

Anonymous Tue May 8 15:52:24 2018 No.10570104

>>10567237
"all <food> tastes the same"
"i won't eat it even if it's delicious just because it looks gross"
"i only like white wine because beer and red wine tastes gross"
also
"<x> and chocolate is gross"
"ew, you know that food is made out of <x>, right?
>overweight
>vegan
>cuts herself

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 16:00:09 2018 No.10570157 >>10567237 >My brother's friend passed on a second date with a cutie because she picked the toppings off of her pizza to make it just cheese. I can understand that guy. Any woman that orders something and then nitpicks it to death is no good.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 16:15:13 2018 No.10570219 >>10567293 >>10567543 >>10568752 these >>10567910 literally never heard this one

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 16:23:32 2018 No.10570266 >>10567579 I'm not one for pickled stuff, but if in burgers I still eat those fuckers.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 16:25:46 2018 No.10570282 >>10570157 >Any woman that orders something and then nitpicks it to death You just described every woman other than asian or latino. t. chronic yellow fever sufferer

Anonymous Tue May 8 16:50:09 2018 No.10570377
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>tfw had a date last year, first time in my life, even though I am two decades and threequart decades old
>tfw she refused to finish the date because of the way I ate my spaghetti and meatballs

Basically I have always eaten my spaghetti and meatballs by taking a meatball in my left hand, then slurping up some spaghetti whilst I pretend to squeeze the meatballs. I am pretending that the meatball is a giant button that activates a conveyor belt of spaghetti that takes food to my mouth. she said it was 'really weird' and got up and left. fuck how picky some people are

Anonymous Tue May 8 16:51:35 2018 No.10570385

>>10567237
People who think they're too good for fast food; vegans; vegetarians. You could have millions of dollars, if you are too good for a McChicken I won't even talk to you.

>>10567293
>fast food eaters
Jokes on you I can cook, I go to the gym daily, am turbo skinny and an endurance runner.

Anonymous Tue May 8 16:55:27 2018 No.10570396

>>10567237
I was interested in a girl until she ordered a pizza with absolutely no toppings. I can get over someone being vegan or disliking certain foods, but choosing something so boring as a plain pizza when you have all the options made me reconsider if I want to be in a situation where we eat together regularly.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 17:01:33 2018 No.10570419 >>10567567 Tapas. Brazilian/Argentine/Chilean steak house. Basque. Fondue.

Anonymous Tue May 8 17:02:05 2018 No.10570422

>>10567237
>I don't eat processed food
>eating 6 meals a day is healthy
>there are healthy calories and unhealthy calories
>I can't go a day without eating
>doesn't eat their crust
>throws away food
As a skelly I need a nonfat person who can enjoy, not gorge, on food. I talk about food since I only eat about 1-4 days a week

Anonymous Tue May 8 17:29:09 2018 No.10570546

>>10567237
Incredibly fat but also a picky eater. Both are deal-breakers, but they're a special kind of awful when put together.

Also >>10567543, >>10568752, vegans, and people who smack their lips while eating. Vegetarians I can live with if they don't insist I cook vegetarian food exclusively or are willing to pick up the slack and prepare veg food for themselves.

Anonymous Tue May 8 17:31:07 2018 No.10570553

>>10570396
I once worked at a pizza place and had some lady order a pizza with no cheese. Had to have the waitress go back and ask her if she understood what she was ordering. She said that, yes, she did. Peeled the cheese off the pizza and threw it in the oven.

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Anonymous Tue May 8 17:52:45 2018 No.10570635

>Sterling silver spoons for caviar
Fucking dropped

>Lifts her stemmed glass by the bulb
Ghosted before desert

>Used a melon spoon on a crab leg
Time warped to before we met and changed history to never meet her at all

>Cold sake
Time warped farther back and murdered her parents before she was born

>Tried to eat leg of lamb with a knife and fork
Time warped to Germany and solved their heavy water experiment resulting in Nazi nuclear domination and victory, erasing her entire lineage from the North American continent

>Ice crean with a fork, because "actually it works, and we used all the spoons for dinner"
Super-warped back to Neanderthal Northern Europe and shotgunned the common ancestor of Homonin Europeans in the skull with a deer slug, altering the entire evolutionary history of mankind to ensure this kind of blasphemous apostasy against all that is Holy can never happen again

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 18:53:26 2018 No.10570887 I hate tomatoes because they remind me of slime.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 18:55:21 2018 No.10570896 >>10567558 >I HAVE TO SHOW MY DATE HOW C-C-C-CC-ULTURED I AM >not just having a 10 inch at your local place and get free sides from the owner because he's a bro

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 18:58:28 2018 No.10570908 >>10570635 >>Ice crean with a fork, because "actually it works, and we used all the spoons for dinner" what in the fuck is this

Anonymous Tue May 8 19:10:22 2018 No.10570975

>>10567237
Chewing with your mouth open is a deal breaker. False gluten intolerance is retarded. "Moral" veganism is a fucking joke and I will openly mock you for it; don't worry, I didn't cut myself on that edge.

I don't care if you can't stand spicy, don't like seafood/mushrooms/onions/garlic/etc, if you're vegan/vegetarian and if you want me to abstain from meat and cheese, that is a deal breaker.

On the flip side, me not drinking has been a deal breaker. Sorry, I'm a drunk and I don't wanna go back there.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 19:13:31 2018 No.10570988 >>10570396 >>10570553 >flyovers not recognising pizza marinara

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 19:15:41 2018 No.10571000 >>10570896 >not just having a 10 inch at your local place and get free sides from the owner because he's a bro what about food tho

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 19:24:42 2018 No.10571038 >>10567579 It's a sin I would not forgive

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 19:25:53 2018 No.10571047 Wouldn't live with someone who griped about the way food smells while cooking or talked shit about what I eat.

Anonymous Tue May 8 19:47:34 2018 No.10571168

>>10570635
good quality sake is meant to be consumed cold. People drink it hot because most of the time it's shit sake and the taste is more sublte. If you ever go to a sake bar and try really good one, you will understand. And sake is best consumed in a cedar cup, yes, cedar like the wood.

Anonymous Tue May 8 19:57:28 2018 No.10571213

>>10567237
Picky eaters would be one. I've had to babysit all of my nephews and nieces and all of them were allowed to be picky. It was a fight just to get them to eat anything. Sitting down to eat dinner with them and their parents was an awful experience. I have no tolerance for that mess anymore. I'd do the same thing as your brother's friend.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 20:51:41 2018 No.10571456 >>10568597 He's fit to you as a toyota is a luxury car to a homeless bum

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 20:53:05 2018 No.10571462 >>10570635 So many words to describe someone who will never exist4u

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 20:53:16 2018 No.10571464 >>10571168 that's weird, it's the opposite with every other food and drink that exists. the colder, the less pronounced the flavor(s)

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 20:53:41 2018 No.10571468 >>10567237 I think any food-related "deal breaker" is petty by definition, but that being said, I'd never date a vegan. Vegetarian is fine, but no cult chicks.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 20:55:29 2018 No.10571477 hot dogs with no mustard fucking babies

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 20:58:29 2018 No.10571484 >>10568634 she's been a lesbo in china for about 13 years now

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 21:00:44 2018 No.10571493 >>10570396 Cheese is always a good choice everyone can enjoy. If the pizza is good, it doesn't need to hide behind toppings.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 21:26:55 2018 No.10571610 >>10571484 kek. Vegetarian girls, not even once.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 21:29:34 2018 No.10571621 >>10567580 I am nearly 30 and dating someone who is 19, what do you young kids like?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 21:38:48 2018 No.10571654 >>10571621 A dick in the mouth

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 21:45:22 2018 No.10571679 >>10571654 Well yeah, but what else?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 21:47:34 2018 No.10571687 File: 104 KB, 830x1094, 1525469545022.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10567237 I'm ugly and stupid so I don't really get too be two picky

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 21:52:27 2018 No.10571703 File: 48 KB, 480x360, sv3rige.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10568752 Don't hate her just because she's more redpilled than you and knows what's food and what's not.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 21:52:43 2018 No.10571705 >>10568752 this is like the first actual one illl agree with so what if some one doesnt like tomatos or mushrooms or onions not every one is you but people that say veggies are just gross period are uncultured fucks.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 21:53:18 2018 No.10571708 >>10568044 Why is it always women wanting to pick at everyone's food? Suffered this all my childhood. Ruins the taste and enjoyment when some fat bitch needs to taste your food before you do.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 21:54:44 2018 No.10571715 >>10568626 >so she doesnt think youre gonna rape her right off the bat This is a bad idea, literally the single best way to get a devoted gf is to make her think you would rape and/or murder her at any moment.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 22:35:16 2018 No.10571889 >>10567324 As a Mexican that loves his menudo, fuck these people.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 22:55:44 2018 No.10571976 >>10571621 That is like near predatory if you live in a place where you are essentially dating a high schooler in terms of what they have going on in their lives.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 23:07:41 2018 No.10572007 >>10571976 Hmmm, yet still an adult.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 23:10:08 2018 No.10572016 >>10572007 I'm not saying it's legally wrong, I'm saying you're in a morally or ethically gray area. Do what you want dude, but it's just as creepy as the 16 year old with a 22 year old.

Anonymous Tue May 8 23:41:42 2018 No.10572140
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>>10567237
I had a shitty ex that didn't appreciate my cooking at all. I'd go way out of my way to make good home cooked food and he'd stop at McDonalds on the way home from work. Now I know I'm not 5 stars, but damn, I can make some cozy, tasty food. Shit really hurt my feelings.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 23:59:37 2018 No.10572210 >>10572140 Id do the same thing if I found out my partner was a shitposting frogfag.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 03:19:10 2018 No.10572887 >>10571493 It wasn't a nice pizza by any measure so it definitely needed to hide underneath a bunch of toppings.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 03:46:33 2018 No.10572967 >>10568626 Are you really that creepy that a girl thinks that when she looks at you? That sounds like a personal problem mate.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 03:49:48 2018 No.10572978 >>10568752 vegetables dont exist prove me wrong

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 03:53:26 2018 No.10572985 >>10570377 dude wtf

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 03:55:02 2018 No.10572989 >>10570605 Based fjm poster!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 03:56:04 2018 No.10572991 >>10571047 You must be a filthy indian fuddy duddy.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 03:58:46 2018 No.10572995 >>10572016 can a 21 yr old have a 17 yr old gf? Is that strange? Why dies 18 mark a dramatic shift in social acceptance? i could see myself with a 17 yr old at my age. But thats the youngest id ever consider.

visiblesage Wed May 9 04:00:05 2018 No.10573000
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>>10567237
picky eaters. I was food insecure as a child and people who refuse to eat something because it contains X thing they dont like makes me want to punch them in the teeth.

on a far less petty note, on the 1st date its really important to pay attention to how your date treats the waiter, because that's exactly how they will be treating you in 6 months.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 04:01:26 2018 No.10573004 >>10568756 No one cares faggot lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 04:04:49 2018 No.10573016 >>10573000 Wrong. I'm nervous with waiters but become more comfortable with partners after six months.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 04:08:37 2018 No.10573027 >>10567567 >going on a date for food and entertainment and not to talk and assess whether she is a suitable bearer for your children and family-oriented I already have friends.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 04:08:51 2018 No.10573029 >>10571456 That's not how it works Man, you guys are all salty

Anonymous Wed May 9 04:15:17 2018 No.10573045

>>10573016
i didn't mean in terms of social awkwardness, but rather how courteous your date happens to be. If they're rude and talk down to them for no reason/ because they feel they can, then you know this isn't someone you want to spend any time around. Alternatively, if they are polite and goodwilled, then they're probably polite and goodwilled to everyone, and probably long-term relationship material.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 06:34:52 2018 No.10573350 >>10572995 Yes it is strange. The mindset of a 21 year old is amazingly different than a 17 year old. After 20 is the acceptable age to start dating outside of your immediate age group you pedo

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 07:09:34 2018 No.10573431 >>10567910 God, fucking this. This and "I hate fish". Fuck yourself you don't like fish, were on the eastern seaboard.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 07:22:48 2018 No.10573460 >>10573029 this, even hobos know that toyotas arent luxury cars. even hobos know that koenigsegg don't rhyme with nigga

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 08:29:42 2018 No.10573625 >>10573350 So what about 21yo and 36yo?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 13:11:16 2018 No.10574531 >>10573350 Do you think that women are intellectual equal or something?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 13:18:41 2018 No.10574569 >>10568886 >Flavor is what matters, not texture Anon...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 14:22:50 2018 No.10574834 >>10570385 Fries are vegan. Most people who don't eat don't do it for moral reasons, not to feel smugly superior.

Anonymous Wed May 9 14:34:03 2018 No.10574881

Girls who refuse to eat oysters. On the second date I'll always take a girl to a fancy-ish restaurant and I'll ask if she wants to order some oysters as an appetiser. Mainly because I like them, but also because I want her to get in the mood for fucking. If a girl refuses to eat oysters I immediately know she's not going to fuck, and she's not worth the time. I refuse to pay for her half of the meal on dates like this.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 14:37:58 2018 No.10574891 >>10573625 37 here. I was retarded at 21 and so are most other insufferable college age idiots.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 14:49:40 2018 No.10574923 >>10574881 What if she likes oysters but doesn't want to fuck?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 14:51:51 2018 No.10574933 >>10574923 That's fine. We can continue to a third date.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 14:57:17 2018 No.10574950 >>10573004 Stop being a cunt.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 15:03:20 2018 No.10574966 >>10569052 Not that anon but shabu shabu can be very good, you use wagyu meat, theres veg in the stock and the sauces are good. At the end you get to drink the stock as ramen. Horrible for a first date cause good shabushabu is pretty expensive.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 15:38:39 2018 No.10575112 >she calls it "expresso" dropped instantly

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 15:43:29 2018 No.10575139 >>10574891 Then why would a 36 year old man want to date a 21 year old? Say she was ugly to boot, therefore eliminating the "for the looks" reasoning

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 16:04:34 2018 No.10575240 >>10568752 girl i just started hooking up with is this person - she lives off of frozen bagel bites. What is the female version of a manchild called?

Anonymous Wed May 9 16:17:58 2018 No.10575295
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I went to the bathroom and escaped out the window when my date begun bathing her ribeye steak in ketchup. She giggled and looked at me and said "You'll think I'm weird but I love ketchup on my steak" and that's when I knew I was seated with someone with the brain capacity of a 6 year old.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 16:23:34 2018 No.10575326 >>10569044 >I'm married to a vegan and this is mostly true. Fuck my life. Then why stay Ill never understand faggots like you

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 16:25:38 2018 No.10575342 >>10574881 This is one of the most stupid things I have ever read

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 16:52:15 2018 No.10575484 >>10574881 You have never gotten a third date, have you?

Anonymous Wed May 9 19:38:41 2018 No.10576179

>>10568474
>he eats jelly straight from the jar
People do that with nutella and peanut butter, why jelly is an exception?
>he literally uses an entire jar of pasta sauce, making it pasta soup
Well just tell him to use more pasta.
>banana flavoured desserts are his favourite
As childish it seems it's just fruit preference. So what
>blueberry flavoured desserts are his second favourite
Fuck off nothing is wrong with blueberries
>he eats reddiwhip str8 from the can
Is he fat?
>favourite desserts are fruit pies
Nothing wrong with that either
>drinks ice cream
That's called milkshake hon.

Anonymous Wed May 9 19:40:58 2018 No.10576189

>>10576179
>why jelly is an exception?
It's not. It was just an example. Eating anything straight from the jar is poor manners.

>>he eats reddiwhip str8 from the can
>>Is he fat?
I dunno, but he's certainly got low standards. who TF even eats that shit at all?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 19:57:07 2018 No.10576251 >>10568663 hearty chuckle

Anonymous Wed May 9 20:01:55 2018 No.10576271

>>10570419
Not that guy you were replying to, but from all those only fondue is really interactive. Ordering as you go as with tapas or pinchos or steakhouses I wouldn't call that "interactive".
Oh, and speaking of fondue, I love its delicious cousin raclette. Less well known, but more fun and (imo) more yummy.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 20:04:05 2018 No.10576285 >>10571000 You fucking asshole I'm having a beer and you almost made it come out my nose. Fucking kek/10, well deserved trips.

Anonymous Wed May 9 20:05:35 2018 No.10576295

>>10571464
I don't know if that anon speaks truth, but I do know that at least regular sake indeed has a much softer taste when it's at around room or even body temperature. When it's cold it leaves much more of that alcohol-taste in your mouth, when it's warm it goes down like water. It's weird as hell.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 20:07:25 2018 No.10576303 how realistic is it to be in a relationship with someone whose food intake and eating preferences/habits differ greatly from yours? i already find it dangerously obnoxious to cook for my brother who became vegetarian a couple years ago

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 20:10:36 2018 No.10576314 >>10576303 why do you cook for your brother? Is he an invalid or something?

Anonymous Wed May 9 20:11:26 2018 No.10576323
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>>10567324
>tfw I can't eat any kinds of soups because it reminds me of vomit
>grew up being forced to take all different types of ADD medicine until "one worked" and all of them had vomiting as a side effect
>get insulted whenever I won't eat someones soup or offer it to someone else if it comes with my meal at a restaurant

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 20:35:28 2018 No.10576441 >>10570377 are you me?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 20:42:38 2018 No.10576474 >>10567237 Did she eat any of the toppings seprate?

Anonymous Wed May 9 21:03:30 2018 No.10576594

It's an absolute deal breaker if there's anyone who gets "hangry." If you can't go a single meal without cramming shit down your gullet and use it as an excuse to become an insufferable cunt, I can't be with you. Humanity has survived thousands of years in situations where skipping a meal or even an entire day of food was realistically something that happened all of the fucking time. If your blood sugar gets low or something, pack an emergency snack and shut the fuck up.

I only eat once or twice a day, so I don't get this shit.

I also don't like sweets, so I'll likely not work out with a girl who really likes to bake and wants me to give a shit. Hell, I don't like any girl who tries to feed me, but I know that's weird, so I just try to lay it out there and ask girlfriends not to cook for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 21:17:44 2018 No.10576640 File: 117 KB, 241x255, gay sounds.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10576594 Everything anon just said I relate to, keep it up brother.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 22:05:01 2018 No.10576807 File: 929 KB, 450x333, 1482815116709.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10576640 I will anon, I will.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 22:09:42 2018 No.10576821 >>10567324 I have autism you asshole. Feelings are turned up to 11

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 22:14:07 2018 No.10576838 >>10576821 you should have been beaten as a child and should be beaten now.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 22:21:01 2018 No.10576860 >>10568756 Congrats on making it, buddy

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 22:41:53 2018 No.10576947 File: 459 KB, 1920x1200, get em.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10576821 Doesn't mean you're not a infant

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 22:45:54 2018 No.10576959 >>10576838 I was beaten as a child because of the autism! But why would someone with behavior development issues.. Respond to behavior modification? It did nothing. Not even like trauma cause it's just not how this works

Anonymous Wed May 9 22:48:47 2018 No.10576971

>>10567237
Veganism or vegetarianism. Nothing wrong with those choices, but it just won't work with me. I cook all of my meals, most with animal products daily. I may not eat meat every day, but I damn sure uses stocks, butter, fat and other products they couldn't eat. I can't tiptoe around that for the rest of my life.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 23:36:15 2018 No.10577210 >>10570635 Germany should've used graphite, stupid Germans always over complicate everything

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 23:47:15 2018 No.10577289 >>10570635 The fuck is wrong with cold sake? Hot sake isn't actually served very often. It's usually mixed room temp with icy cold iced tea, like mugicha or bottled green tea.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 23:53:39 2018 No.10577314 >>10567293 That's not petty, that's being smart.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 10 02:51:48 2018 No.10577749 >>10573625 creepy and pedoish

>>	Anonymous Thu May 10 02:53:02 2018 No.10577750 >>10574531 /pol/ please leave

>>	Anonymous Thu May 10 03:03:16 2018 No.10577772 >>10571621 >tfw no older bf to feed me cum but also occasionally real food why live

Anonymous Thu May 10 03:16:43 2018 No.10577800

>>10576594
iawtp, especially on the baking. i do like sweets but i couldn't give less of a shit about some cunt who bakes and fancies herself a chef for it. it's not hard to make cookies or cupcakes and constantly going through chocolate chips and maple syrup and other expensive sweet ingredients reeks of bougie tumblrite scum

>>	Anonymous Thu May 10 04:26:34 2018 No.10577962 >>10567543 >>10570975 Same. I have misophonia, and smacking in particular is infuriating.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 10 05:40:42 2018 No.10578123 >>10577772 I like the relationship, she does too.

Anonymous Thu May 10 06:58:57 2018 No.10578253

>>10576179
>>>10568474 (You)
>People do that with nutella and peanut butter, why jelly is an exception?
No, he doesn't just use a spoon to eat the jelly - he literally tips the jar at an angle and shakes it into his mouth.
>Well just tell him to use more pasta.
He could of came to that conclusion of his own volition - he actually likes and enjoys pasta in a bowl of sauce.
>As childish it seems it's just fruit preference. So what
Okay, fair enough. But we often share desserts so this is sometimes problematic.
>Is he fat?
No, he's fit and has a huge tdee. When he's cutting he doesn't, but I've never even thought to buy reddiwhip let alone eat it as it is. And I don't want to be pretentious when he gives it to me to add to things
>That's called milkshake hon.
No

Anonymous Thu May 10 07:02:17 2018 No.10578260

>>10576303
My gf is a Muslim. Usually have to get vegetarian options for her when we eat out, or make extra stops to restaurants with vegetarian options if, say, I want wings at a wing place. Other than that, she cooks using halal meat. I only really eat bacon on the rare occasion, and usually at a diner or restaurant.

Anonymous Thu May 10 07:04:49 2018 No.10578263

My current girlfriend inhales food. She takes second and third bites before she finishes the first bite, sometimes of different dishes. She also orders massive portions and snacks all the time.

I'm trying to get her to lose weight. She's exercising, but if she had better food habits she wouldn't have to.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 10 07:22:49 2018 No.10578299 You don't even have a dick under that dress, and you expect a second date? Get the fuck out of my car.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 10 08:06:35 2018 No.10578410 >>10567237 Fish.. If that roastie orders fish on. a date i automatically am turned off. They're pussy must stink same with their sweat if they eat fish.

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>>10578263
This is why I dumped my last girlfriend. I remember texting her through the day...

>Morning
"Mmmmm, just had breakfast, eggs & bacon!"
>Mid-Morning
"Just opened up a snack, Barb and I have been really into apple slices"
>Lunch
"Headed to Chilis!"
>Afternoon
"Opened up a package of jerky for afternoon snack!"
>Gets off work
"OMG I am STARVING. We're going to dinner as soon as I get home, right? How does kebab sound?"

Meanwhile, I've had nothing but water and black
coffee all day, and a beer after work to tolerate her.

STOP FUCKING EATING SO MUCH GODDAMN

Then she'd be like "lol I should go back to yoga again I'm getting a little fluff!"

YES YOU SHOULD.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 10 11:59:28 2018 No.10579108 >>10574933 Continue eating oysters?

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