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10561380 No.10561380 [Reply] [Original]

are you meant to eat beans with a fork or a spoon?

>> No.10561386

Chop sticks

>> No.10561390

a spork

>> No.10561391

After you rinse them to remove the sauce you use a fork.

>> No.10561394

A fpook.

>> No.10561396
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>>10561380
No one actually "eats" beans. It's just there on your plate to take up room and diversify your plate. It's like having a slice of tomato, no one's gonna eat it but it's there if you need it.

>> No.10561404

>>10561380
you eat them from a mug, using a sausage as the spoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xBIfqCAWy8

>> No.10561823

>>10561380
chopsticks, duh

>> No.10562861
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>>10561391
Where's the stabbing? Did you know that before forks were made, humans used two spear-like sticks to poke food? They also had a spoon-like device, commonly referred to as the spoon. They hallowed out small logs, scraped off most of it except the end, and then cut it in half, creating a spoon; even though it was squared or oddly shaped at the end it was still better than stabbing a bean. Neanderthals did this. We've had scooping tools since we were almost sasquatch.
How can you be so fucking retarded that you'd use a stabbing tool to stab beans. Beans are small and easily scooped. Did you grow up without spoons in your household? Are your parents carnivores? You might have early Alzheimer's.
I don't understand how someone could be so retarded. It's mind blowing.
Seriously, eat beans with a spoon. It's the equivalent of wiping your ass with toilet paper vs shitting in the woods and getting the shit off of your ass with a pinecone. Jesus Christ you're a fucking retarded.

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>>10561380
I don't like wet foods, so i'll fry them in their juices then strain them.

>> No.10563422

>>10561396
God i wish that was me

>> No.10563437

>>10561380
trick question, you do not eat beans.

>> No.10563937

>>10561380
Dont be a gook or a spook, use a forkspoo.

>> No.10564226

>>10561380
hands

>> No.10564929

>>10561386
>>10561823
i rly eat them with chop sticks, this way you eat slowly and less

>> No.10565549

>>10561380
>eating legumes
Why don't you stab your instestines and be done with it?

>> No.10565735

With a fork, then you drink the juice

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10566269

>>10561380
You are meant to bake them with onions &carrots so there's no slime at all left.

>> No.10567340

A bent, spit shined fork; fingerless gloves; and a shabby, damaged top hat.

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>>10561396
I actually eat beans by themselves as a full meal so shut up you dumbo.

>> No.10568499
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10568499

Mop them up using chapati or roti, like pic related

>> No.10569881

>>10561380

scoop with toast

>> No.10569891

>>10569881
This.

>> No.10569955

>>10568434
>high in protein, carbs and fiber
>no fats

The perfect meal for gainz.

>> No.10569972

>>10561380
They're supposed to be eaten with a cleaver.

>> No.10569975

Pour them over rice or something idk

>> No.10569989

How the fuck are you supposed to eat beans with a fork? Going off Heinz as a reference.

>> No.10569998

>>10569989
You carefully slide the fork beneath them, lift said fork with the beans on top and then shovel them into your mouth.

>> No.10570004

>>10569998
But the beans will slip right through the gaps

>> No.10570006

>>10570004
How large are the gaps in your fork (or alternatively what tiny beans are you using)?

>> No.10570042

>>10569989

press with tines to make little patties

>> No.10570087

>>10570006
How small are your beans or wide are the teeth of your fork???

>> No.10570097

>>10570087
>How small are your beans
Depends on the bean really. Lentils are the smallest I've dealt with and that was for soup.

>> No.10570186

Blender = straw

>> No.10570364

>>10566269
This. Peppers and sausages are also great options

>> No.10570365
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>>10568434
My man. But throw in some sausage or chorizo next time.

>> No.10570554

I eat them with a fork so that I pick up less of the sugary juice.

>> No.10570573

>>10570006
I’m using Heinz. The beans are pasty and instantly disintegrate the moment you lift the fork.

>> No.10570592

>>10570573
firstly, Heinz are overrated. the supermarket's own brand are all superior. branston are good too.
second, they would only be mushy if you overcooked them, which some people actually prefer.
really, they only need heating up, they are already cooked.

>> No.10570631

The real question is, do you eat then straight from the can or warm them up first?

>> No.10570643

>>10570631
only vagrants eat baked beans straight from the tin

>> No.10570644

>>10570186
>Blender = straw
What?

>> No.10570658

you're not "meant" to anything anon eat it however the fuck you like, or don't even eat it at all

>> No.10570737

>>10563422
Yeah same, I've always wanted to feed an Asian while calling him "sweetie" or "chug bug lug"

>> No.10570774

>>10561380
a straw

>> No.10570798

>>10570774
i have done this, but the force required to suck a bean into your mouth sends them straight to the back of your throat, which presents a choking hazard.

>> No.10570799

>>10570643
Or /out/s on a several day hike. I agree at home I'm going to cook dry beans but on a 3-5 day hike I'll take canned beans in my pack because it's convenient and I've sweated enough that the extra sodium isn't a big deal. Having said that, I was airborne-ranger so a 70lb pack isn't shit for me.

>inb4 why don't you take MRE's
Because they're shit and expensive as fuck when you're a civilian.

>> No.10570800

>>10570798
bubble tea/boba straw

>> No.10570808

>>10569955
you need fat though, dumbass
carbs make you fat and are unsatisfying

>> No.10571125

>>10565549
>Implying beans are bad
get out

>> No.10571146

>>10561380
I use a straw. You can suck up the bean juice real easily and then suck a bean at a time up through the straw.

>> No.10571149

>>10561404
The only right answer.

>> No.10571150

>>10571125
Beans are not good unless your only aim is nutrition without regard to flavor

They are the original soylent

>> No.10571166

>>10571150
>>I can't cook
I fixed that for ya.

Beans are easy as hell to make taste great. Just cook them in good stock insted of water. Get a ham bone (or smoked turkey drumstick, ham hock, chunk of bacon, etc.) in there and some aromatic veggies too. God tier.

And if you bother to get yourself some heritage beans then you're in 3-star territory.

>> No.10571214

>>10571150
>Beans are not good unless your only aim is nutrition without regard to flavor
your mom says your tendies are ready

>> No.10571494
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10571494

I love kidney beans.

>> No.10571518

>>10571494
Do they make you want to scream?

>> No.10571928

>>10561396
This is honestly the dream. Tfw you will never have a sexy blonde, blue eyed mom.