/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10559435]

What are some real american dishes?

[Anonymous No.10559448]

[Anonymous No.10559466]

u mad amerilard?
gobbament issued cheese

[Anonymous No.10559470]

fried chicken
succatash
grits
turkey
club sandwich

[Anonymous No.10559471]

fuck i love apple pie

[Anonymous No.10559481]

>>10559471
hold on, let me american that up for you

[Anonymous No.10559497]

>>10559435
Biscuits with breakfast sauasage milk gravy

Sugar cream pie

Derby pie

Clam bake

Hot dish

Cheeseburger

[Anonymous No.10559526]

>>10559481
i dont know if id like that much melted yellow cheese but since cheese and fruit pair together i could see it working if done properly

[Anonymous No.10559536]

>>10559435
nutraloaf

[Anonymous No.10559565]

>>10559497
>Biscuits with breakfast sauasage milk gravy
bong dish
>Sugar cream pie
quebecois
>Derby pie
literally what
>Clam bake
nova scotia dish
>Hot dish
a dinner plate is not dinner
>Cheeseburger
german

[Anonymous No.10559584]

>>10559526
cheese on apple pie is definitely good, but that picture has more than I usually use

[Anonymous No.10559604]

>>10559565
>cheeseburger is german
show me on the map where the town of Cheeseburg is

[Anonymous No.10559803]

pemmican

nachos

doughnuts

chili

cornbread

eggs benedict

lobster rolls

[Anonymous No.10559806]

>>10559803
don't forget corn dogs

[Anonymous No.10559834]

>>10559604

[Baba Ak No.10559848]

>>10559435
Deep fried lard.

[Anonymous No.10559855]

Cajun, soul food, native american and mex (yes mex were here before the real yuropoor stole their land) are the only real american foods. Everything else is a worse version of european food.

[Anonymous No.10559861]

Philadelphia cheesesteaks

clam chowder

crawfish boils

buffalo wings

root beer

pecan pie

hush puppies

muffulettas

bananas foster

navajo tacos

[Anonymous No.10559862]

>>10559565
Found the Canadian

[Anonymous No.10559863]

>>10559803
>cornbread
Came here to post this.

[Anonymous No.10559868]

Most Americans will eat this a few times in their lives lol

[Anonymous No.10559869]

>>10559584
A slice of Cheddar cheese is a great addition.

[Anonymous No.10559876]

>>10559448
Kek.
>>10559435
Barbachu you dumb nigger.

[Anonymous No.10559879]

>>10559863
lol, American edumacation everyone, cornbread was made by the fucking Mesopotamians in like 10000 BC

[Anonymous No.10559890]

>>10559879
That's mighty impressive given that corn is a new-world crop and didn't leave the Americas until the Columbian exchange.

[Anonymous No.10559893]

>>10559879
Are you literally so retarded that the concepts of continents and the melting pot elude you?

[Anonymous No.10559895]

>>10559879
corn didn't exist in the levant that long ago

[Anonymous No.10559904]

Quintessentially american

[Anonymous No.10559980]

>>10559890
>>10559893
>>10559895
WE WUZ

[Anonymous No.10560046]

>>10559890
some fine ass cultural appreciation right here folks

Wypipo be like we even invented the moon lol

[Anonymous No.10560064]

>>10559904
DELETE DIS FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.10560101]

>>10559604

[Anonymous No.10560128]

>>10559803
>eggs benedict
Eggs Benedict is a traditional American breakfast or brunch dish that consists of two halves of an English muffin each of which is topped with Canadian bacon, ham or sometimes bacon, a poached egg, and hollandaise sauce.

That's quite an international contraption.

[Anonymous No.10560153]

>>10559471
That's English

[Anonymous No.10560167]

>>10559497
>>10559803
>>10559861
Alright retard. If you're gonna post stupid shit like this as least fix the Reddit spacing.

[Anonymous No.10560186]

>>10560128
>English muffin
>Canadian bacon
>hollandaise sauce
you cant make this shit up. americans cant invent anything

[Anonymous No.10560195]

>>10560064
The youtube channel that posted the recipe had to make a followup telling people who thought it was some sort of political jab to fuck off. Kinda sad, he just wants to share old recipes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2AG545WIsg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIi1bjl_iqE

[Anonymous No.10560198]

Garbage Plates

[Anonymous No.10560214]

>>10559435
every plant

[Anonymous No.10560217]

>>10559435

[Anonymous No.10560219]

>>10559868
Most Americans don't get incarcerated at some point in their life, so that's inaccurate.

Nutraloaf is also generally used as a punishment for misbehaving inmates and is not otherwise fed to inmates. Although a lot of prisons have food that's disgusting anyways, especially privately run prisons.

[G8rH8r No.10560229]

Buffalo wings
country fried steak
Crab rangoons
Cuban sandwich
Philly cheesesteak

[Anonymous No.10560235]

>>10559565
>calls americans burgers
>rejects hamburgers as american when talking about american food
Really convincing my guy, maybe start calling germans burgers then

[Anonymous No.10560283]

Sushi

[Anonymous No.10560285]

>>10560217
Hawaiians are not American

[Anonymous No.10560291]

[Anonymous No.10560294]

Pizza

[Anonymous No.10560295]

>>10560285

By what possible stretch of the imagination?

[Anonymous No.10560301]

Quesadeeyas

[Anonymous No.10560305]

>>10559466
Protip: The more you obsessively hate us, the more we are reassured that we're the best.

The worst thing you could do is forget about us, but you literally can't.

[Anonymous No.10560312]

corn and potatoes and tomatoes and cigarettes

[Anonymous No.10560315]

>>10560305
O B E S E D
B
E
S
E
D

[Anonymous No.10560319]

>>10560312
also coffee and chocolate

[Anonymous No.10560324]

>>10560315
I mean yeah, that's the idea.

[Anonymous No.10560326]

>>10560219
lol, you gulag style prison industrial complex says otherwise el goblino

[Anonymous No.10560331]

>>10560315
at least we've always had food

[Anonymous No.10560338]

>>10559526
sharp cheddar melted on top of apple pie is god tier
I am really surprised that so few people know about it

[Anonymous No.10560351]

>>10560301
please spoiler scary images next time

[Anonymous No.10560399]

I recently learned that brownies originated in the U.S, always thought they were they were from northern Europe for some reason.
I like the Americanized versions of cultural foods that have yet to become standardized as American, like Chinese-American and Mexican-American original recipes. It really reminds you that food is always changing and evolving.

[Anonymous No.10560588]

>>10560198
do amerilards really put garbage and sewage waste on their food?

[Anonymous No.10561639]

>>10560588
it's food, just a questionable definition of it
https://rocwiki.org/garbage_plates

>A Garbage Plate is a true Rochester delicacy. It is a disorganized combination of either cheeseburger, hamburger, Italian sausages, steak, chicken, white or red hots, a grilled cheese sandwich, fried fish, or eggs, served on top of one or two of the following: home fries, fries, beans, and mac salad. A plate is always made to order. Then, the plate is adorned with optional mustard, onions and Rochester's version of hot sauce. Some restaurants will charge for extra helpings of hot sauce, and the hot sauce varies widely in flavor and spiciness. A plate is usually served with a side of white bread and butter, though some restaurants charge extra for bread. It is said that the purpose of the bread is to soak up the grease left after you've eaten the garbage plate.

[Anonymous No.10561696]

>>10560588
it's a rochester expression

[Anonymous No.10561724]

>>10560305
it's actually really weird how much non-americans post about america every day

like i get that the USA is a weird place and all but it's a very curious thing to observe from an outside perspective, how much non-americans seem to care about USA

maybe because i am from very isolated country but in normal life every day people do not talk as much about USA as they do on 4chan

[Anonymous No.10561728]

Cobb salad
Chicago style "pizza" is technically not really pizza, so it's its own thing fuck you
tex mex (pretty much 100% tex, with some "mex" influence)
American "chinese" takeout

Keep in mind that shit tons of tasty food came from the Americas, eurofags: tomatoes, potatoes, peppers, and corn for starters. You wouldn't have your fucking "national dish" of Italy if it wasn't for America, so shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.10561901]

>the London Broil is actually an American dish concieved in Philadelphia

[Anonymous No.10561935]

>>10559868
This is punishment food in prison? Looks pretty good. Looks like a quinoa cake with pumpkin seeds, carrot and some nuts. I'd have no problem eating that.

[Anonymous No.10561959]

>>10561901
>implying that doesn't happen all the time
Chefs love to create dishes that evoke faraway places and name them accordingly.

[Anonymous No.10561960]

>>10559435
My dick in your ass is the quentessential American dish. I hope you like chocolate on a stick for dessert, faggot.

[Anonymous No.10561994]

>>10559435

Pecan pie. One of best pies too in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.10562011]

>>10559803
>nachos
The restaurant that invented nachos is in Piedras Negras, Mexico.

[Anonymous No.10562013]

>>10561959
HURR DURR

[Anonymous No.10563123]

>>10561960
>quentessential
you're american all right

[Anonymous No.10563153]

>>10559435

Let's see... American.

We authored Colby and Monterey Jack cheese.. that's good!
We authored American Kraft Cheese.
That's bad.

We invented the apple pie. That's good!
We violated the apple pie. That's bad.

We took macaroni and cheese to a unique and impressive place. That's good!
We took macaroni and cheese from the french. Let's try again.

We created Texas barbecue. That's good!
We made it from Hawaiian barbacoa. Oh well.

We fathered the new england clam chowder. That's good!
Its father was brittanian clam chowder. Rats.

We invented many modern sodas. That's good!
The world's teeth are rotting. That's bad.

We came up with Eggs Benedict. That's good!
It came from a Hotel. That's bad.

We came up with Vichysoisse. That's good!
It came from a Hotel too. Not again...

[Anonymous No.10563164]

>>10563153
I can't even. Never post here again.

[Anonymous No.10563167]

>>10563153
We created Almond Roca. That's good!
There is no downside to an Almond Roca. <3

We "refined" the idea of many modern foods, including chinese, french, mexican, japanese, vietnamese, korean... to be completely different from their mother country and unique to our melting pot of a culture. That's really, really wonderful!

Most of us think we're eating the authentic stuff. That sucks ass, pretty bad.

[Anonymous No.10563171]

>>10563164
No, I'd say you "can't even" finish a sentence properly.

I -"can even"- finish your sentences for you.

[Anonymous No.10563179]

ITT:
>posts an American food
>REEE NO THATS NOT AMERICAN MY ANCESTORS MADE A SHITTY VERSION BACK IN THE HOMELAND ONE TIME 3000 YEARS AGO WE WUZ YURO KANGS AND SHEEIT

[Anonymous No.10563191]

>>10563179
Pardon my aside... but -
Excuse me... what is this "reeee" thing you've typed?
Does it have a meaning? Because it doesn't seem to carry a purpose towards the sentence...does this denote sarcasm? A running gag?

[Anonymous No.10563219]

>>10563191
Indeed, my friend. It is a bit of shared meta humor. A living idea, if you will, passed from person to person, constantly evolving in use and form. Around these parts its commonly referred to as a "meme". The letters "REEE" are typically used to denote a feeling of excessive and/or inappropriate anger. In this case they're being used sarcastically, to mock the numerous posters in this thread who, as previously stated in my above post, appear to be in great distress at the notion that Americans have indeed invented original foodstuffs. I hope this post assisted you in understanding the culture and posting habits of this website. In the future, please passively observe ("lurk", as it is known around here) for an increased amount of time before making your own posts in threads such as this one. Have a nice day. :3

[Anonymous No.10563220]

>>10560186
how about the internet? :You wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for some of us nerds.

[Anonymous No.10563228]

>>10563219
this is actually a very mature post

[Anonymous No.10563239]

>>10563167
Food invented by Italians living in the United States is absolutely authentic Italian food. This obsession with 'authentic' food has really gotten out of hand.

[Anonymous No.10563248]

>>10563219
>>10563228
go samefag on reddit some more, pathetic.

[Anonymous No.10563251]

>>10563239
italian here, can confirm, even here people tend to go full retard
revisitation of dishes has also gotten out of hand tho
>>10563248
0/10, try again

[Anonymous No.10563254]

>>10563248
Nice try

[Anonymous No.10563266]

>>10563239
I do agree with your sentiments...

... but then we have the Olive Garden.

[Anonymous No.10563267]

>>10559876
barbecue
>grilled meat is argentinian americunt try again

[Anonymous No.10563269]

>>10559435
Corn bread, pimento cheese, Reuben sandwich, PB&J sandwich.

[Anonymous No.10563270]

>>10563267
>barbecue is just grilled meat
Wow. I didn't know someone could be so wrong.

[Anonymous No.10563271]

>>10563219
Thanks.

I think I'll continue to interact, though. It's just a quicker way to learn, barbs aside.

[Anonymous No.10563274]

>>10563251
>>10563254
posting pictures to try and prove it's not the same person when it 100% is. It's like they think their the only person that knows how to do it.

[Anonymous No.10563278]

not even mayo, ketchup and mustard are americunt

[Anonymous No.10563286]

>>10563274
oh snap you got me

[Anonymous No.10563287]

>>10563266
Call bad food bad. Sticking up your nose and saying "inauthentic" just to feel superior doesn't get anyone anywhere.

https://youtu.be/Fo59LlkTDe4

[Anonymous No.10563290]

>>10563274
Do you really believe a took a screenshot, opened it in paint, edited it, filled out a captcha, and then posted it here in 73 seconds?

[Anonymous No.10563291]

>>10563287
it's a useful term to say something tastes like some shit salad without being rude

[Anonymous No.10563295]

>>10563290
hey me, stop pretending to be someone else
pretty sure you are a napoletano

[Anonymous No.10563307]

>>10563291
I think the word you are grasping for isn't "Inauthentic"...

... perhaps you mean "inedible"? or even "indelible" in some cases?

[Anonymous No.10563323]

>>10563307
that would be too rude, you are basically saying that you were served trash that isnt even good enough to be dog food
it might be true, sure, but it's kinda overdoing it
also i never use inhautentic, i say it's trash, im just pointing out why people using that term might be doing so

[Anonymous No.10563413]

>>10560305
Yup. Theres a reason you never see people posting about Kazakhstan.

[Anonymous No.10563416]

>>10559448
Well played

[Anonymous No.10563420]

>>10559868
>Most blacks will eat this a few times in their lives lol
ftfy

[Anonymous No.10563424]

>>10561935
It is basically something like that but specially engineered to taste like shit. Its used as a punishment food

[Anonymous No.10563461]

>>10559435

[Anonymous No.10563483]

Hamburger
Hot Dog
Chili
Corn Dog
Mac and Cheese

[Anonymous No.10563507]

>>10563461
Why is there a used diaper on the plate?

[Anonymous No.10563572]

>>10563507
>can't tell the difference between a styrofoam take out box and a plate
>has the audacity to post in a 'murrican food thread

[Anonymous No.10563577]

>>10559466
imagine being this anti-american on a fucking cooking/food board.

best & real american foods: bbq, usa-style steak and potatoes, pulled pork sandwich, clam chowder, apple pie

worst american foods: american cheese, american milk, american yogurt, the list goes on. basically the american-version of most dairy is garbage here. they don't offer full-cream milk like they do in australia.

correct me if i'm wrong but i believe ice cream was invented in the usa also.

[Anonymous No.10563588]

>>10563483
>Hamburger
German
>Hot Dog
German
>Chili
Mexican
>Corn Dog
Peru
>Mac and Cheese
Italian

[Anonymous No.10563600]

All the food I eat is American I live in America

[Anonymous No.10563613]

>>10563600
>I live in America

Condolences

[Anonymous No.10563630]

>>10563153
>It came from a Hotel
why is that bad?

[Anonymous No.10563646]

>>10560198
big sloppa shit

[Anonymous No.10563655]

>>10561724
every european hates us out of jealousy

[Anonymous No.10563851]

>>10561959
Well yeah its the same as our chinese and japanese places. I thought it was wierd until I thought about it, if the london broil was really from london it wouldnt have been marinaded and would probably be the London Boil

[Anonymous No.10563882]

>>10559435
Fortune Cookies, The French Dip, Pasta Primavera, English Muffins, General Taos chicken, German Chocolate, Chimichangas, Swiss Steak, Cuban Sandwhich, Vichyssoise, Russian Dressing, Pecan Pie, Tater Tots, Meatloaf, Macaroni and Cheese, Corn Dogs, Key Lime Pie, Peanut butter, Graham Cracker, Pot Roast, Corn Bread, Cioppino, Chocolate Chip Cookies, and of course the Hamburger (disputed)

[Anonymous No.10564090]

>>10559435

[Anonymous No.10564097]

>>10564090
>key-lime-cake.jpg
Oh (you)

[Anonymous No.10564102]

>>10559806
And deep fried snickers, deep fried pickles chocolate chip cookies, gravy & biscuits

[Anonymous No.10565136]

>>10559604
>le retard xD

[Anonymous No.10565276]

>>10559848
That's Mexican.

[Anonymous No.10565286]

Crab Louis

[Anonymous No.10565373]

>>10563286
Nice collection of (you)’s now fuck off

[Anonymous No.10565878]

>>10560186
>canadians invented pork back bacon

[Anonymous No.10566018]

>>10560588
I know in EU you give the garbage and sewage refugee status.

[Anonymous No.10566035]

>>10563270
I mean, he's also implying that one country invented grilling (and by extension, fire, I guess).

[Anonymous No.10566044]

>>10559435
i could always go for a Wholesome Johnson or a Tire Burglar

[Anonymous No.10566111]

>Burrito
>Chowder
>Buffalo Wings
>Chocolate Chip cookies
>Nachos
>Macn Cheese
>Crab Cakes
>Cobb salad and Caesar salad
>beef jerky
>buffalo meat sandwich
>pb and j sandwich
>jambalaya

[Anonymous No.10566144]

Clinical autism, when applied thoroughly, can disqualify any country’s claim to the invention of any dish. Therefore this thread is a contest to determine who suffers from the most severe case of autism.

[Anonymous No.10566151]

>>10559435
Chili
Anadama bread
Cornbread
Fried chicken

[Anonymous No.10566273]

>>10565276
Isn't that grattons ? If so, they're french.

[Anonymous No.10566914]

>>10559435
NE clam chowder in a sour dough bread bowl. Raymond's, not that Boudin bullshit

[Anonymous No.10566920]

>>10559565
clam bake spreads over nova scotia and new england for its origin

[Anonymous No.10566931]

>>10559879
Oh yes, fuck going to a bbq joint I like to get my corn bread at my local Mesopotamian restaurant

[Anonymous No.10566963]

>>10563267
Iroquois did the first barbecue. Americans in the 1950s did the first grilling. No one runs cows anymore as a result

[Anonymous No.10567287]

>>10559435
burgers, pizza, french fries, barbeque, mashed potatoes, corn, corn bread, coffee, and ice cream.

[Anonymous No.10567296]

>>10567287
>>10559806
Fuck I forgot corndogs AND hotdogs.

[Anonymous No.10567397]

>>10567296
yup you dun fucked up bro

[Anonymous No.10567404]

>>10567296
We may have invented hotdogs, but I must say, and I do hate the state of Mexico, but their hotdogs are far more superior to ours

[Anonymous No.10567432]

>>10559435
Oyster dressing...but tbqh it might be a Southern one

[Anonymous No.10567457]

Do Americans really eat this?

[Anonymous No.10567531]

Pemmican

[Anonymous No.10567570]

>>10560229
its chicken fried steak you fucking gay

[Anonymous No.10567588]

>>10559565
>>Biscuits with breakfast sauasage milk gravy
>bong dish
>conveniently ignores all those troll threads where bongs shitpost about cookies with gravy

[Anonymous No.10567664]

>>10559868
Oh look, it's literally soylent

[Anonymous No.10567696]

>>10560294
Italians made it, we just improved it and made it 99% less olive oil

[Anonymous No.10568288]

>>10559435
Mac n' cheese, which ironically part of nigger soul food.
But that's okay since americans are culture stealing and bastardizing thieves anyway

[Anonymous No.10568369]

>>10563153
>we
No, there is no "we" here, because you're not American, cucked bong poster.

[Anonymous No.10568487]

>>10560219
>Most Americans don't get incarcerated at some point in their life,
but doesn't the US have an incarceration rate LITERALLY above 50%?

[Anonymous No.10568492]

>>10560295
americans are people
hawaiians are not

[Anonymous No.10568508]

>>10561724
>it's actually really weird how much non-americans post about america every day
americans post about europe every day as well. things outside your normal frame of reference are inherently interesting to humans

[Anonymous No.10568510]

>>10568487
it's 182%. everyone goes to prison a few times.

[Anonymous No.10568554]

>>10568510
How do americans keep getting put in jail if they have all those guns to Scare the Government with?

[Anonymous No.10568571]

>>10568554

[Anonymous No.10568605]

>>10568571
>americans actually think this is the result of a tannerite-filled door, and not explosives placed on the other side of the wall to the left of the door

[Anonymous No.10568719]

>>10559466
How can I be when this is something I can do?

[Anonymous No.10568759]

>>10559435
Is all of /ck/ septic cunts and third worlders?

[Anonymous No.10568760]

>>10568759
yes
t. paco

[Anonymous No.10568879]

>>10559481
This would be good if it's a sharp cheddar

[Anonymous No.10569075]

>>10563577
>bbq
>american

[Anonymous No.10569085]

>>10563153
apple pie is from Britain

[Anonymous No.10569674]

>>10560229
The sad state of those veggies.

[Anonymous No.10569679]

>>10560351
^:)

[Anonymous No.10569684]

>>10559604
>What is a portmanteau?
Retard.

[Anonymous No.10569694]

>>10559526
I've tried it, confirmed good. That's 2 much cheese tho

[Anonymous No.10569696]

>>10569674
It's just pro-forma at this point. It got decided somewhere along the line that buffalo wings come with celery sticks, even though the overlap of people who eat buffalo wings and celery is basically zero.

[Anonymous No.10569700]

>>10566018
>EU
Do Americans really do this?

[Anonymous No.10569723]

>>10559855
I wish cajun food got more love. Gumbo is truly GOAT

[Anonymous No.10569738]

>>10569696
>Lecturing me on wing serving practices
As a native of the 716, you insult me sir. But those veggies are horribly limp and wrinkly, fresh carrots and celery with blue cheese? Yum. That? That place isn't getting an order from me again, just like places that don't serve a lunch meal with a spear of dill.

[Anonymous No.10569961]

[Anonymous No.10571204]

>>10559435
Sausage, bacon, baked beans, tomatoes sliced and fried in leftover bacon fat, toast fried in butter, lard, or bacon drippings, eggs, blood pudding sliced into 1/2-inch pieces and fried, kidneys fried in butter, fried smoked herring, mushrooms fried in butter, potatoes mashed and fried into a cake.

[Anonymous No.10571514]

>>10563153
neck yourself my dude

[Anonymous No.10571558]

>>10568605
That GIF happened in Turkey. Who gives a shit

[Anonymous No.10571563]

Either one is way better than that euro garbage italian pizza

[Anonymous No.10571600]

Americans have no culture or history. They are the scourge of the world.

[Anonymous No.10571781]

>>10571600
Americans have every culture from all throughout history. They are the face of the world.

[Anonymous No.10572066]

>>10559861
Philly cheesesteaks came from an elderly man in Scandinavia you dumbass

[Anonymous No.10572084]

>>10571600
wrong. if you watch Varg's recent vids, he uses the word "dude" quite often. he says it with such mirth. i would contend that the American style of english has caught on, because it's funnier to talk like a dumbfuck american surfer/cowboy type, than to talk like a britbong.

prove me wrong
(you shan't)

[Anonymous No.10572097]

>>10559435
There are none. Americans just take another country's food, put melted """""cheese""""" on it, then say they invented it and it's as American as apple pie (which they also put """""cheese""""" on)

[Anonymous No.10572122]

>>10572097
By "they" you mean you've heard of someone in 330+ million people exposed to pie?

Because I've lived in several states in the midwest and the east coast and never seen this shit. It's not advertised on TV. I've never seen it in a restaurant. I've seen fried egg on pie once in a small diner, that's it. I think someone might have mentioned adding shredded cheddar to a flaky crust once as a binder with some tang but I might be mistaken.

[Anonymous No.10572156]

>>10559435
Ground-up chicken bones, deep fried, formed into nuggets, with a sprinkling of antibiotics and formaldehyde on top

[Anonymous No.10572176]

>>10572084
Varg was just parodying the mutts. He red pilled me on how shitty and empty american scum truly are. Even up to his dying day Hitler didn't consider America a threat.

[Anonymous No.10572264]

>>10572176
I don't think Hitler's threat perception was all that good. Varg also hates Hitler

[Anonymous No.10572316]

>>10563461
thats pretty disgusting my dude and im from hawaii. looks generic and bland. go ahead and douse it with shoyu before u decide to throw it out

[Anonymous No.10572321]

>>10572264
Varg hates everyone.

[Anonymous No.10572395]

>>10571600
>he says on an American made website

[Anonymous No.10572639]

>>10559466
Reminder that burning is the preferred dignified way to dispose of the American flag

[Anonymous No.10572646]

>>10572639
You don't burn the whole flag. First you cut the canton from the field, at that point the flag is no longer technically a flag, then you cremate them separately.
t. was a cub scout

[Anonymous No.10572921]

>>10559435
There are no real "american" dishes.
American cuisine consist of taking popular food from countriea all over world, the creating frozen mass produced version created by robots at assembly line from the cheapest ingredients available while simultaneously claiming its 99% original recipe.

[Anonymous No.10572925]

>>10572395
> that was copied off the Japanese

[Anonymous No.10572942]

>>10572925
And yet it's now bigger than the original.

[Anonymous No.10573028]

>be me
>American Born Mexican tired of superiority complex majority of Mexicans have
>Majority Mexico based family is either in prison or dead
>Keyword: majority, there are definitely some good apples
>Majority American based Family either lives free with smells of Gunpowder, Whiskey and American Muscle or Living Comfortably in the California Bay Area
>Keyword: Majority, I mean c'mon, some of them are Mexicans in southern California, what do you think
>Protip, you can tell who they are and how they live from both their accent and the way they speak
>I fucking love this country
>I've posted this before because I can't explain how much I FUCKING LOVE the USA
>Not even shitposting

[Anonymous No.10573032]

>>10572921
>hurr durr a colonial nation eats food from its founding heritage
>hurr durr third world countries don't have canneries

[Anonymous No.10573036]

fried anything tastes great, healthiness be damned.

[Anonymous No.10573037]

It's almost like magic. You can take a weak tasting food and make it palatable.

[Anonymous No.10573041]

[Anonymous No.10573046]

Getting hungry looking up southern food

[Anonymous No.10573051]

Is adding bbq sauce to soup an American idea?

[Anonymous No.10573056]

[Anonymous No.10573063]

>>10563287
This video is so annoying, seeing the younger people act so exaggerated and childish. Funny how the actual Chinese people give everything a fair chance.

[Anonymous No.10573072]

>>10559435

[Anonymous No.10573076]

>>10559435
Another good one

[Anonymous No.10573079]

>>10559435
Have actually made this one

[Anonymous No.10573083]

>>10559435

[Anonymous No.10573089]

>>10559435
.

[Anonymous No.10573091]

>>10559435
Whatever scraps left they can scavenge from the yuropean

[Anonymous No.10573097]

>>10572942
Just because you stole from other cultures and grown like festering mold over it doesn't make it yours, mutt

[Anonymous No.10573140]

>>10573097
Tough shit pig

[Anonymous No.10573142]

>>10573097
>says the euronigger typing in English on a keyboard made half a world away.

[Anonymous No.10573153]

cheetos cake is 'merica face

[Anonymous No.10573155]

>>10568492
This anon is right.
>t.guy who lives on Oahu.

[Anonymous No.10573160]

this is the most american food ever

[Anonymous No.10573175]

>>10573160
"Mahlzeiten" yeah sounds super American

[Anonymous No.10573186]

>>10567696
In US soil
>boom

[Anonymous No.10573187]

that guy on /ck/ who made "sweet ramen"

[Anonymous No.10573188]

>>10573160
>>10573175
>good burger is made
>that's a European invention
>this unholy thing you wish you could unsee
>"American"
Hahhahaha.

[Anonymous No.10573197]

>>10563286
Lmao