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How not to be scared of oil jumping at your face when frying your meats.

>> No.10557571

>>10557551
Don't be a pussy? Unless you're doing it horribly, horribly wrong, you'll only get a bit of splatter. You're not going to get your face melted off unless you do something stupid.

>> No.10557582
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10557582

let jamal do the cooking in exchange for your gf

>> No.10557866
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Wear protection

>> No.10558419

Burn yourself with lower temperature oil to build immunity.

>> No.10559399

>>10558419
not even a jape. random everyday burns don't phase me anymoer

>> No.10559418

>>10557551
Stop whatever fuckups you're doing that cause the oil to jump. Oil doesn't jump on it own. It jumps if you are an idiot who:
a) gets moisture in the oil.
b) drops food in from a height
c) cooks frozen food & has to deal with drip loss moisture getting into the oil

>> No.10559923

Splatter means water. Try removing moisture.

>> No.10560036

>>10557551
close your eyes and take the pain

>> No.10560185

>>10557582
>Gets eye level with pan to plop chicken in.

Niggers

>> No.10560191

>>10557551
Dont put your face 1cm from the pan.

>> No.10560207

>>10558419
this

>> No.10560265

>>10557582
I keep thinking his shirt says monkey

>> No.10560334
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>be me
>childhood
>get toaster waffle
>fucking nail embedded in it
>fear that same could happen to microwave food and blow up the kitchen

>> No.10560347

put a piece of aluminum foil over the pan

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>>10560334

Is pic related your best friend?

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I never post but I have to vent and this thread just triggered me....

I buy these pork patties that come premixed with pineapple and when you cook them..water from the pineapple seeps out and causes spattering...like a literal fuck ton..I have to clean my stove top if I dont cover it.

>> No.10560400

>>10557551

Cook naked and you'll stop worrying about your face.

>> No.10562030

>>10560396
people have farted on the same surface you're eating your crackers from

>> No.10562657

I cooked some big prawns last night and a thin jet of water spurted out of one of them for about a second during cooking.

It scared me.

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>>10557551
Use antifa attire!

>> No.10563575

>>10563556
She certainly doesn't appear to be afraid of a little oil, no.

>> No.10563603

>>10557551
>>10562657
It's going to happen, it will hurt for a few seconds.

>> No.10563626

>>10557551
I cook naked and kind of like it when hot droplets flick at my scrotum. Having them hit my face is just a disappointment now.

>> No.10563632

>>10558419
or just face your fear directly by mashing your whole face down on a hot oily frying pan. You'll realize that it's not the end of the world.

>> No.10563634

>>10557551
Splatter guard.

>> No.10563640

lay it down away from you so it doesn't splash up, if it's continuing to jump up out of the pan after you put it in you're doing something wrong

>> No.10563732

>>10563634
>>>10557551 (OP)
>Splatter guard.
This is the ultimate last resort.

Lower the temp somewhat (use a thermometer).

But, you can also assume a higher sided pan will catch a good half of the splatters. A dutch oven is just fine for frying in.

Bacon is impregnated with so much liquid now, that it's become a bit of a joke to pan fry it without serious splatters even midway through cooking, some huge distance squirts. This is where the splatter guard is the final piece of the puzzle. Also use long tongs, so when turning items, you've farther away. You could wear long gloves if you really desired/truly phobic. They are inexpensive and commonly available for people who are frying thanksgiving turkeys in oil in those huge pots. Feel free to wear eye protection anyway.

>> No.10563764

stop using frozen meat. slide it slowly down the inside wall of the pan.

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>>10563732
>last resort
What? They're cheap and fit over most pots and pans, why get a whole new pot just for fryin when you can get a fine mesh cover to protect you? It's better than a lid since it also allows steam to be released, and not just fall back into the oil making it sizzle and pop more.

>> No.10563859

>>10557551
By not being a faggot

>> No.10563888

>>10557551
keep your face away from the fucking pan dumbass