Al/ck/ thread

[Anonymous No.10551708]

High functioning, barely functioning and not functioning at all edition.

[Anonymous No.10551724]

Comfy drunk sleep soon. I wish everyone good sleeps that aren't full of screaming spiders and the fear.

[Anonymous No.10551732]

>>10551724
Fpbp.
I wish you the same friend.

[Anonymous No.10551742]

>>10551724
I dreamed I was murdered about 20 times earlier. Probably going to try and sleep again in another hour

[Anonymous No.10551745]

>>10551708
Get a load of this mother fucker. I've lurked al/ck/ threads for a while but never seen anything like this

>>>10551702

[Anonymous No.10551751]

>>10551745
Some empty bottles...?

[Anonymous No.10551786]

>>10551745
Admiring that level of not giving a damn.
The passenger side floor of my car comes close.

[Anonymous No.10551798]

It's currently 5:20 in the pm here.
Not nearly as hungover as I was expecting to be.
I can buy Shiraz for $5 per bottle or 6 bottles 33% off.
If I buy the 6 I know I'll drink all within 24 hours. Also if I buy the 6 I gotta act like I drank 2 not 6 or... my wife.
Advice? I'm pretty set on the 6.

[Anonymous No.10551805]

>>10551724
I had a dream last night that involved multiple tornadoes but I was chill as fuck the whole time

[Anonymous No.10551885]

Just threw like a week down the pan lads. Actually feeling ok though. Got some music on

[Anonymous No.10551939]

>>10551885
I'm dumb.
You threw up like a week of food you threw up so much
Or
You were a week sober but threw it away by hitting the bottle again?
I'm guessing from this thread that it's both.

[Anonymous No.10551966]

>>10551708
Been sober for 2 months now, Never felt that good in the last 15 years, doing a lot of things, meeting a lot of people, life is good, just stop already with the self harm guys

[Anonymous No.10551973]

>>10551751
>>10551786

Did you read the posts, mother fucker has done this daily for years. How is he alive?

Makes /r/cripplingAlcoholism look like a kids party

[Anonymous No.10551976]

>>10551966
So true. I'm 4 1/2 hours since last drink. I have an ice pack on my stomach to try and numb the pain
I have less than $2k in my bank account
I quit last job just so I could go home early to drink
I want off this ride

[Anonymous No.10551988]

Wine, rum, and some delightful concoction from a vape pen. I have pets here to wait on me, but the dogs barking in the alley give me anxiety.
Tomorrow I will make a feast, but tonight I hold court.

[Anonymous No.10552057]

how old are you friends? 27 here

[Anonymous No.10552072]

>>10552057
40 last month here

[Anonymous No.10552108]

>>10551976
Maybe the most complicated part is finding activities to fill the old drunk times, voluntary work is great specially when you’re unemployed, also being more careerist, of course sport is key and creative hobbies
And you definitely have to find people that don’t drink to hang out with

[Anonymous No.10552125]

>>10551973
It's bad but not that bad. I doubt he does that everyday though and even then you'd be surprised the amount of beating the liver can take on a daily basis then still bounce back.

[Anonymous No.10552127]

>>10552108
All great advice.
My back and knees exclude me from a lot of sports.
I have zero creative talents.
Volunteering sounds doable.
I have zero friends so atlas the they don't drink.

[Anonymous No.10552132]

Day 2
I'm the guy with very bad blood results (216 GGT for example).
Everything sucks

[Anonymous No.10552145]

>>10552132
I'm sure mine is worse so don't beat yourself up too much.
Also, in a few months the results will look a lot better if you can abstain that long.

[Anonymous No.10552176]

Hungover as fuck. It's only 8PM, but drinking from last night till about 1PM.
I either go to the. Ottle shop now or have to wait until tomorrow.
If I wait until tomorrow, I know tonight will be a nightmare, but on the bright side I won't be hungover as fuck tomorrow when I start drinking.
Decisions decisions.

[Anonymous No.10552188]

Nice day here in the UK. Drinking Jameson's.

[Anonymous No.10552194]

>>10552188
It's too damn bright. I haven't really left the house in two years, now I can barely walk past a window without my eyes burning. vampire mode level up

[Anonymous No.10552200]

>>10552145
I'm afraid I have cirrhosis....

[Anonymous No.10552208]

>>10552200
I know I do. Doesn't stop me from drinking, lol.
Can't fix that now, but no desire to grow old anyways. Old age scares me as much if not more than death.

[Anonymous No.10552273]

>>10551708
Got in the habit of 12-20 bud lights a day. Now I need to lose 20 lbs, so I switched to whiskey, but the lack of 1.1-1.8 gallons of beer a day leaves a gaping hole in my belly I fill with food. I've tried water, but to no avail. We're all doomed.

[Anonymous No.10552276]

>>10551745
I still don't understand those one shot bottles. They're so expensive and useless.

The only argument I've heard is to avoid an 'open container' charge, but he's clearly at home.

[Anonymous No.10552299]

Asain here comes the debilitating anxiety with the cold sweats. Only 9pm.
This is going to be a fun night.

[Anonymous No.10552300]

>>10552299
day 1 sober?

[Anonymous No.10552308]

I like reading things written by serious alcoholics, many of you seem to have a way with words.

[Anonymous No.10552330]

>>10552200
A lot of us do. Fortunately I'm on day 4 and am starting to feel normal again. Liver is clearly unhappy but the swelling is going down (I can nearly breathe deeply again) and I've already noticeably lost weight. I'm kind of amazed how fast this shit is changing.

[Anonymous No.10552337]

>>10552300
Nah day 1/4 but I'm going to give it another shot.
My body can't do it anymore. I just went a week sober but cracked on Wednesday. 4 day bender.
I threw up earlier tonight, too. Stomach is a mess, but it's the anxiety and the sweating which is the killer.
At least it won't be as bad as last time. I had two-ish hours of constant in and out of conscious tripping out.

[Anonymous No.10552342]

>>10552330
Congrats anon. I hope you can make it.

[Anonymous No.10552352]

>>10552342
thanks chief, I guess I'm really motivated by losing weight more than anything. I've drank heavy for 4 years and put on like 25-30 lbs this past winter. My liver got so bad I was coughing and could only breathe like 65% as deep as normal.

Fuck drinking, this habit is stupid

[Anonymous No.10552356]

>>10552330
this koshka always makes me smile

korosho kot

[Anonymous No.10552360]

>>10552352
You sound totally motivated. Awesome stuff.
I have my towel beside my bed here to wipe all the sweat off my face and body every 5 minutes. It's fucking brutal.

[Anonymous No.10552364]

>>10552208
cirrhosis is not a recoverable disease you retard
you mean fatty liver which IS

[Anonymous No.10552369]

>>10552360
yeah I'm still sweating a shitload. I have a fan on me at all times and I just soak whatever I'm wearing when I attempt to sleep. I say attempt because I only sleep like 20 minutes at a time and keep getting woken up by sleep paralysis nightmares.

[Anonymous No.10552378]

How long after taking 1mg of Xanax can I get wasted without blacking out and/or dying?

Got a funeral to go to today, it's going to be rough.
I could probably get away with just 0.5mg at the funeral. don't take it enough to have a tolerance and didn't have an issue with .25mg with whiskey before but I don't wanna join her through this shit. Either way both are going down the hatch, I'd just like a gauge on how many hours I should space it out.

[Anonymous No.10552385]

>>10552369
Day 4 and the sweats are still that bad? Damn. I'm hoping mine will be gone by then.
Also the sleep paralysis is killer.
Last time I quit, morning of day two about 4am, my wife had to wake me up about 30 times through the course of an hour. The nightmares were the worst ever, but I finally managed to get control of it.
At the beginning it was like a massive snap sound and a blinding light, and that was freaky as hell, but it got worse and worse and God that was a scary morning.

[Anonymous No.10552386]

>>10552378
xanax lasts 4 hours
dont drink on it jesus you fool

[Anonymous No.10552388]

>>10552385
I can manage the paralysis, I know what it is. The real issue is just not being able to sleep. I get thru the days by drinking a shitload of coffee.

>>10552378
it gets out of your system in like 8 hours but drinking on that stuff is a terrible idea.

[Anonymous No.10552390]

>>10552378
I don't want to kill Yu so I'm not even going to guess. You should be fine though, bc it's not a massive drug.

[Anonymous No.10552394]

A few years ago I was in a really bad place and took a good 30 tablets of Valium with a heap of alcohol.
I had a good night sleep but nothing more.

[Anonymous No.10552400]

>>10552394
yeah you're lucky you didn't die

a few muscle relaxers or a handful of tylenol and you would be

[Anonymous No.10552407]

>>10552400
Sometimes I wonder.
Once I get through the DT I'll be feeling a lot better.
I tried to gas myself in Japan but the Audi must have run too cleanly bc after about 30 mins I had to give up.
Had a pretty nasty headache though.

[Anonymous No.10552415]

>>10552378
xanax lasts 3-5 hours you will not overdose the next day

[Anonymous No.10552419]

>>10552352
i put on weight when i stop drinking because i'm so bored i eat. that and the fact that i don't eat more than a couple of times a week if im hammered.

[Anonymous No.10552426]

>>10552394
i was prescribed 15mg/day for like a decade and a half, and bought shitloads on top. drunk every night. don't seem to be kil. weird, it's not like docs to exaggerate.

[Anonymous No.10552429]

First day sober in a while because of financial situation.
I had a fucked up dream last night, is this what being sober is truly like?

[Anonymous No.10552433]

>>10552308
yeah same, and I'm ashamed to admit there's a bit of an "damn I wish my life was better/easier but these guys, on the other hand...."

I truly wish the best for all you alkies tho.

[Anonymous No.10552441]

>>10551708
I'm high functioning and somehow always wind up being the one that has to take care of the ones that aren't

[Anonymous No.10552445]

>>10552273
Same and Me too

[Anonymous No.10552452]

I'm cold and I'm sweating profusely.
Please let it stop.

[Anonymous No.10552496]

Has anyone ever got drunk and not regretted it the next day? Even once?

[Anonymous No.10552502]

>>10552496
bro when you are a hardcore alcoholic, it just becomes your regular routine. you don't get hung over if you learn how to "manage" it.

I drank for several years with only occasional regrets (1 in 10 nights or so).

[Anonymous No.10552528]

>>10552496
Can't regret what I don't remember

[Anonymous No.10552552]

>>10552452
I feel you anon.
I just tried to sleep but after two minutes the anxiety already had me sweating and breathing rapidly.
This is going to be one long ass night.

[Anonymous No.10552561]

>>10552452
go take a shower bro

I must have sweat half a liter last night and I feel dead tired because I didn't actually sleep

the only way I'm surviving today is coffee and video games

[Anonymous No.10552645]

>>10552057
20

Been drinking since I was 15

I dropped out of high school because alcohol consumed my life. I have no motivation to help myself, even though I'm aware this is killing me. I can't stop

It's too late for me.

[Anonymous No.10552652]

>>10552552
go get some pills from the doc. I can barely sleep and sleep horribly without something, usually anyway.

[Anonymous No.10552716]

jesus fucking christ, eat. somehow force yourself. i still feel better 2 days later.

[Anonymous No.10552732]

>>10552561
that looks like a good way to break your legs

im staying sober by working in a camp away from booze and working 70 hours a week. i guess it kinda works

[Anonymous No.10552739]

>>10552127
>I have zero creative talents.
It doesn’t really matter, it’s more about doing something to pass the time and learning something new to feel good about yourself
>I have zero friends
Friends are overrated desu, what I’m saying is finding some activities, like volunteering, that allows me to spend time with people without the temptation to drink (like idk hanging in a bar) helps a lot, I’ve always been a loner and I think it’s a big part of being an alcoholic somehow

[Anonymous No.10552740]

>>10552652
I went to two doctors to get valium.
Both doctor's refused and one even tried to tell me that it doesn't help during DTs.
I had the same argument with both that alcohol is far worse than valium but they prefer I continue with alcohol rather than prescribe valium.
Their reason for not prescribing it was because it's addictive. Fucking hell.

[Anonymous No.10552745]

>>10552739
Yeah I feel you.
I was always very social but the more of an alcoholic i became the more I withdrew.
It's just me and my wife now.

[Anonymous No.10552773]

>>10552745
>It's just me and my wife now.
Yeah I think I’d be dead without my girl

[Anonymous No.10552794]

>>10552773
Totally. I'd be a suicide statistic i think.

[Anonymous No.10552953]

Sup al/ck/. al/ck/ is one of /ck/'s star players for the upcoming spring soccer cup here >>10552923

If you feel like seeing the drunken mess of al/ck/ try to play soccer, here it is.

[Anonymous No.10553096]

>>10551724
I had a sober nightmare that a ghost was haunting me through email and I had to burn my house down. That shit fucked me up desu senpai.

[Anonymous No.10553126]

>>10553096
mine are usually people breaking in thru my door, yelling at me, or murdering me with a knife

sobriety rocks!

[Anonymous No.10553152]

>just spent my last 3$ on a Boris Slam

how the fuck do alcoholics support their habits, where are you fucks getting all this money

>>10553126
>>10553096
>>10551724
i wish i had nightmares like that. my nightmares are always about various irl anxieties i have, manifested. like, i'll host a party in my dream and then no one will come, or people will come and then order pizza despite myself having made food or something.

[Anonymous No.10553162]

>>10552645
>20
>It's too late for me.

get a grip you fucking loser, you still have most of your life ahead of you

[Anonymous No.10553206]

>>10553096
My detox dreams have ranged from
>horror
Demon assassin guys can read my mind and want to destroy me, or running over and killing a kid while drunk, or being in war zone watching people get bayoneted and shit
>funny
Working at a Wendy's and going all Kitchen Nightmares on them, yelling at the manager and staff for the place being filthy
>just plain weird
Playing a Gta V VR version which was vivid as fuck

[Anonymous No.10553216]

>>10553162
>>10552645
>>10552057
im 25 and feel pretty done, nothing i've ever tried to do has gone well

[Anonymous No.10553217]

>>10552740
Docs can be fucking stupid when it comes to WD. Or they just don't give a shit. Most around here don't believe kindling exists and will tell me there's no way I'm withdrawing.

[Anonymous No.10553237]

>>10553217
Also many boozers end up like this guy and straight up die from medical malpractice. oops, spoiler:

https://youtu.be/CrTlI6seM0A

[Anonymous No.10553241]

>Tried to give up the drink
>Got drunk four days in a row

Tomorrow I'll quit for sure.

Anyway, who's drinking margs and tequila shots tonight?

[Anonymous No.10553261]

>>10553237
this guy should have been in rehab ages ago. sucks his family was enabling him so hard.

[Anonymous No.10553279]

>>10553261
Aye. In the end, he was the one most responsible for his demise, but they gave him just enough rope to hang himself.

[Anonymous No.10553286]

>>10551724
Recurring nightmares are the fucking worst. Mine is me back in college and I'm trying to graduate. Even in my dreams I fail every time, truly maddening.

[Anonymous No.10553325]

>>10553279
3 pints a day is also a fuckload. that's 32 shots a day. granted he wasn't keeping it all down, but that's roughly 3x what most serious drunks are drinking in a given 24 hour period. his grandfather just giving him $10/day was real stupid, I'm sure it started small and just got worse and worse

[Anonymous No.10553327]

I'm addicted to weed but coming into these threads makes me feel so much better about myself. I go cold turkey and face nothing but improvements aside from a slight irritability for a day or two

[Anonymous No.10553338]

>>10553327
yeah if you guys live in a state where it's legal it really is much better for you. Alcohol is poison and you can and will die if you drink enough and cease abruptly. Nobody has ever died from a marijuana withdrawal as far as I'm aware.

[Anonymous No.10553339]

>>10553206
Day one DT and has a night terror I couldn't wake from but I got used to them.
Waa scary at first, but then for the longest time, while unable to wake, had the weirdest boner.
I was trying to have sexytime with my wife but I couldn't wake up.
I almost had a wet dream lol.

[Anonymous No.10553446]

>feel even the slightest whisper of activity from intestine
>eyes pop out of head, practically snap desk jumping bolt upright instantly, frantically run/jump/break through walls to get to bathroom
>grab button on jeans, only 2 atoms of asshole now clinging to the high pressure liquishit eagerly trying to escape asshole asap
>before jeans even fully pulled down, a 1mm wide jet of shit escapes for a tenth of a second, such high pressure that the jet of diarrhoea smashes bathroom tiles
>floodgates open while i'm still sitting down, ass explodes with the force of planets colliding
>blast entire seat, cistern, handle and toilet roll with 19 litres of turd from the very top to the very bottom
>sit on a seat covered in shit for the next thirty seconds blasting shit so hard the toilet shakes
>finished
>wipe for half an hour with shit-covered paper
>stand up, pull up jeans
>shit self
every day.

[Anonymous No.10553510]

so if i keep mixing alcohol and DXM am i going to be completely retarded all the time?
even the past few weeks of dosing <300mg DXM along with my vodka daily, i feel very slow and dimwitted for increasingly longer periods of time.
i will return to normal if i quit the DXM right?

[Anonymous No.10553518]

5 dollar red wine edition

[Anonymous No.10553543]

>>10553518
5 dollar white wine here. feelsgoodman

[Anonymous No.10553544]

>>10553543
>white
disgusting

[Anonymous No.10553571]

>>10553544
I'd argue that >red is disgusting. But we could argue about that till we're both dead, I assume. So I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree ^:)

[Anonymous No.10553580]

>>10553571
>So I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree
what a typical thing to say for a white wine loving son of a bitch

[Anonymous No.10553585]

>>10553580
Listen here you little shit

[Anonymous No.10553592]

>>10553544
red wine gives one of the most ferocious hangovers known to man. alchies should avoid

[Anonymous No.10553611]

>>10553592
merlot or cabs will give me wicked sweats and nausea the next day but beaugelais or pinot don't at all, even if i suck it back like mad

[Anonymous No.10553632]

>>10553585
watch out or you're gonna get it kid

[Anonymous No.10553634]

tfw job doesnt want me to come back to work until im "well"

[Anonymous No.10553642]

>>10553634
monsters

[Anonymous No.10553659]

man I took some dives this last week. feel like I've been hit by a train. whoops

[Anonymous No.10553670]

>>10553642
i have sentencing in 10 days and i need to have a job so I dont get sent back to jail
really about to kms

[Anonymous No.10553695]

I've been sober for 6 weeks.
Just fell off the wagon for no apparent reason.
I baffle myself sometimes

[Anonymous No.10553696]

>>10552502
Alright, I'm just going to fucking ask.

Is there a name for this cat? I see it everywhere, and find it very aesthetic/curious, and want to learn more about it.

I'm sorry, I know this is a stupid question, but it's been driving me crazy for months.

[Anonymous No.10553703]

>>10553696
"Blini cat"

[Anonymous No.10553725]

>>10552426
Prescribed 4mgs. Xanax per day but can get buy on 2. Somedays I'll eat 10mgs in a day while drinking and just makes me feel good. My drinking isn't on a lot of,most of your guys level. I got down to 4-6 5.0 beers a night but Cinco de Mayo is a big deal where I live so are 4 Xanax and went through a 6 pack since noon. Will probably end up drinking a case and some shots. Drama because some girl I've been fucking her brother is some fake La Raza gang member. No one else gives a fuck.
.t White guy fucking a P.R. girl with a Whiteboy fetish.

[Anonymous No.10553737]

>>10553152
Just like any addict you find a way. No matter how/pol/ someone is if they're an alky they'll kick in a buck or 2 if you need a drink if they're drinkers too.

[Anonymous No.10553758]

>>10553725
Two bars a day man, I question your doctors mindset but that's gotta be comfy. Be careful if you're planning to come off of it suddenly, because you'll have some rough withdrawals to deal with otherwise

[Anonymous No.10553777]

>>10553758
Actually my Phsych is very well regarded. The problem is I was prescribed them at a very young age-I'm one of those Guinea Pig kids. I used to be prescribed 6mgs a day.

[Anonymous No.10553788]

I've hit the "constantly thinking about having a drink but other things still take priority" phase

Am I developing anons? I tend to have 2 or 3 drinks a day and I don't feel drunk until 8+

Be honest don't just shitpost

[Anonymous No.10553789]

Well that night was not fun.
At least it's pretty much over now.

Question: are the sweats from DAy or just from anxiety?
I find I can be browsing the net and not sweating but as soon as I close my eyes and am left alone with My thoughts, I explode into cold sweats.

[Anonymous No.10553793]

>>10553725
Family told him shut up or leave. Then one of his own clique called him for fucking White and Black girls. Wonder how this will go.

[Anonymous No.10553799]

>>10553789
I don't know what you meant by "DAy", but they certainly aren't from anxiety. When I got off booze a year ago I certainly had the sweats (and other symptoms) but I didn't have any issues with anxiety.

[Anonymous No.10553800]

>>10553788
Hard to tell but I have to guess yes.

[Anonymous No.10553810]

>>10553799
Sorry spellchecked
Supposed to say DTs

[Anonymous No.10553816]

>>10553777
ah understandable, I've met kids that went though a similar thing with adhd stims

[Anonymous No.10553823]

>>10553810
DTs is the shakes specifically.

[Anonymous No.10553824]

the world is so different now that i've sobered up. it had been so many years. everything changed while i stayed the same. i feel suicidal.

[Anonymous No.10553836]

>>10553788
Your post tells me yes, since you constantly think about it, but you can find out for yourself: quit for three weeks. No drinking whether you want to or not. If you can't, then you're probably on your way.

[Anonymous No.10553841]

>>10553823
Oh. Thanks anon.
So I should just say withdrawals.
I should have known that.

[Anonymous No.10553864]

>>10553823
The shakes are just part of the ride. The D in DTs is just as important. Plus there's the ataxia, heart palpitations, etc.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delirium_tremens?wprov=sfla1

[Anonymous No.10553879]

>>10553800
>>10553836
I'll try to pay attention a bit more. Thanks for not bullshitting me

[Anonymous No.10553888]

>>10552276
>I still don't understand those one shot bottles

I'm the guy from the pic. Those are 50ml bottles that are $0.99 each. Thus, 15 cost 14.85 for 750ml

A 750ml bottle is 19. I thus save 4 dollars a day which turns into saving 120 dollars a month

[Anonymous No.10553905]

>>10553592
Agreed. Something about the fermentation / sulfutes. Fuck wine in general, but particularly red.

[Anonymous No.10553932]

>>10553905
I drank around 7L of Franzia one day and the next I could barely keep my eyes open long enough to walk to the liquor store.

[Anonymous No.10553938]

Does anyone here go to bars? I find going to the bar gets in the way of drinking.

[Anonymous No.10553944]

>>10552057
Recently turned 22, been drunk nearly every day since October but I'm almost finished with tapering off now. Just a few more days.

[Anonymous No.10553952]

>>10553905
http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/06/the-alcoholic-drinks-that-will-give-you-the-best-chance-of-avoiding-a-hangover-6303544/

[Anonymous No.10553955]

>>10553938
As a patron, only for concerts. I worked at a bar & grill for a couple years but brought my own to drink at work.

[Anonymous No.10553960]

>>10553938
not any more. thinking back i don't know why i ever did. it's just an uncomfortable room with no net access, no smoking and booze three times the price it is 10 feet away at a corner shop.

[Anonymous No.10553987]

>>10553938
only when I still had friends

[Anonymous No.10553988]

>>10553944
I'm the same age as you. Been drinking for almost 3 years straight. I've only drank 3 times in the last two weeks though, as I want to start getting my life back together. And good for you. We're too young for this, man.

[Anonymous No.10554000]

>was going to stop drinking yesterday
>friends invited me out and had a few beers with them

should i cut off all social interaction

[Anonymous No.10554006]

>>10551966
First thing to do is confront the reasons for self harm which are usually buried much deeper in the psyche than the reasons we say we drink, which for most people what they say theyre drinking for ranges from trauma of some past event or just something that recently annoyed them. In reality it's most often much deeper, usually childhood trauma of some sort. Experts in addiction universally note that addicts are attempting to cope with childhood trauma but don't consciously address the memories and emotions enough to even see that it's the reason.
Everyone has unpleasant experiences in childhood but some people express their pain by being violent or aggressive or super motivated, whereas other people attack themselves because being attacked is what they identify with.

[Anonymous No.10554018]

This is the first time whre i got drunk out of loneliness.
Am20 First year of Accounting
Im plain KH1 right now. What did you do to be here? How do I avoid it to not be like this

Please Alll i want is to be a normie. i dont want to be this forever

[Anonymous No.10554020]

>>10554006

I just hate myself so to fight the demons I lift and drink.

[Anonymous No.10554028]

>>10552308
Alcohol is known to make people loquacious. However alcoholism is also the most common ailment of people with high iqs, so a stacking effect occurs, and most of the greatest authors in history are revealed to be alcs.

[Anonymous No.10554029]

>>10554018
is that a video of yourself that you took while drunk? you're a 6/10 on a good day but your enthusiasm elevates you, I'd pay $200 for a half hour

[Anonymous No.10554030]

>>10554000
Same dilemma tonight, stayed at home dry. Dunno what will I do in the future.

It's day 2 btw and I have crippling anxiety and insomnia.

[Anonymous No.10554033]

>>10553888
Sick digits. I once asked an obviously well off alcoholic why he bought sleeves of airplane nips instead of a cheaper 1.75. He said it was for driving. Then I asked why he bought the cheapest swill vodka when he could afford anything. He said at his stage of fucked up room temperature cheap vodka was the easiest to drink/keep down in the morning. When I could I'd let the guy use the bathroom (worked in a liquor store opening 7A.M. Monday thru Friday) to get straight in. If he puked he'd clean it himself. He'd always pay and say keep the change. Once-twice a week he'd slip me a 50.

[Anonymous No.10554036]

>>10554029
no this is the video i masturbate because it looks like my crush m8. hope you're doing well

[Anonymous No.10554043]

>>10552394
Anon, you died in that timeline. This is an afterlife. Look into quantum immortality.

[Anonymous No.10554049]

>>10554033
I'm assuming he eventually died right?

[Anonymous No.10554050]

>>10553725
>>10553725
fuck I get dead arms and sometimes legs where I wake up and I pinch my arm and it is totally numb.
Can't move or feel my arm, not at least 750ml of vodka, I hate mix any pills with booze.
But Lord I love tramadol,

[Anonymous No.10554053]

>>10553938
I'm still in college so yes, I'll go with my department from time to time. Once I graduate (next month) we'll see

[Anonymous No.10554058]

Drunk sleep soon for me, the only sleep I can seem to get these days. Wishing you all the best for tonight lads and ladies.

[Anonymous No.10554060]

>>10553327
>>10553338
A weed addiction is the best way to lose your soul. People who are sober see it in your eyes, something missing.

[Anonymous No.10554062]

>>10554043
>quantum suicide

Actual former physicist who specialized in quantum physics, specifically quantum optics

Quantum suicide is a thought experiment that retarded 'philosophers' with no background in math or physics pushed as being real

It is not real in the slightest

[Anonymous No.10554064]

>>10551973
You seem new to the internet.

[Anonymous No.10554072]

>>10553446
Kek is this what's happening with dudes who are on the toilet so often at work? There's always that guy who has to go in and blast ass.

I am glad I can still manage to poo only during times it's convenient like in the morning before my shower or in the evening at the office when nobody is around. Masterful poo control I have.

[Anonymous No.10554088]

>>10554049
Dunno. When I left the job he was still doing what he does. He was in his early 60s though so he's probably dead. He was a lawyer who are known to be alkys/addicts. He was an alright guy to me. Probably not to anyone else in his life though.

[Anonymous No.10554094]

>>10553938
No I usually turn down people on the rare chance I am ever invited to drink alone. Also I tend to get way to drunk and bash my head into things so people stopped inviting me to things.

[Anonymous No.10554099]

>>10554072
There's this guy at my gym who's like 300lbs, and he ALWAYS poops at the gym before he starts his workout. It's a small local gym, and the toilet is really close to the weight room, so it's just absolute cancer. Wish the faggot would just poop at home.

[Anonymous No.10554100]

>>10553788
The first sign of addiction is constantly anticipating your next dose.

[Anonymous No.10554103]

>>10553824
Sounds like you have no hopes or dreams. Tsk tsk.

[Anonymous No.10554111]

>>10554000
Your friends are fucking normies. In fact so are you.

[Anonymous No.10554125]

>>10554020
>I just hate myself
Nope, not digging deep enough, exactly as I said. If you want it to be simple as self loathing , that's fine. You'll never kill those demons, they're hiding safe and comfy behind your belief that you hate yourself, leaving them blameless, entitled to you.

[Anonymous No.10554130]

For my britbongs, heres what I'm drinking tonight. I'm a poor alcoholic.

[Anonymous No.10554139]

>>10554125

Its 'cuz i'm a total loser who is too much of a pussy to face my own issues and actually change shit for the better. So instead I wallow in self-pity. I started lifting precisely because I was seriously considering suicide.

[Anonymous No.10554143]

>>10554130
all white cider is horrific. at least you're not in scotland, that bottle is about £12 there now i think

[Anonymous No.10554149]

>have explosive diarrhoea
>shop is 6 mins walk away
>closes in 13 minutes
S-shoud I risk it?

[Anonymous No.10554158]

FUCKING CUNT UNIVERSE
FUCK YOU, PIECE OF SHIT, FUCKING DRAGGING ME FROM THE UNCONSCIOUS ABYSS INTO A FUCKING MEAT CAGE TO SUFFER FOR YEARS THEN DIE. FUCK ALL OF IT, FUCK OFF YOU VICIOUS, SADISTIC CUNT.

[Anonymous No.10554160]

I feel like my life is just becoming one big shitpost

[Anonymous No.10554161]

>>10554111
>He fell for the 'us Vs them' mem e

How else will I stop my 4 beer per day addiction

[Anonymous No.10554164]

>>10554158
breh

[Anonymous No.10554165]

fantisise about killing myself lads then I think of me mum

[Anonymous No.10554180]

>>10554130
Laugh at the porridge wogs

[Anonymous No.10554183]

>>10554165
i've considered buying cyanide incase mine outlives me. couldn't do it to her. fuck all reason not to if that horrific shit happens though.

[Anonymous No.10554188]

>>10554183
wait, if i outlive mine. not sure whether i'd prefer her to put up with my death or me have to put up with hers. hm.
there's no escape.

[Anonymous No.10554220]

>>10554188
this bothers me a lot too.

[Anonymous No.10554233]

>>10554018
>Alll i want is to be a normie.
If you're lucky like me something will permanently keep you from ever being that, stopping you from the vain torturous lifelong attempt at fitting in. Then maybe you will find a thing in which you excel more than normies and not fitting in will be just another thing that makes you cool and interesting to other cool and interesting people. Normies arent cool or interesting, normies are retarded dorks hiding from themselves, usually with things like sex and relationships and codependent friendships.

Start owning who you are and some girl who isn't a normie might cross paths with you but not until you really make peace with waiting for it and being fulfilled without it.

Why am I typing so much when you probably won't heed this? Because I'm not a norman that's why.

[Anonymous No.10554241]

>>10554062
>he thinks he knows what's real
Kek.

[Anonymous No.10554259]

>>10554099
It's always fat guys and not normal far guys, huge fat guys. Shit is hilarious. Used to work at a place where the foreman or whatever would go to the toilet for 10 minutes like 5 times a day and everyone swore it wasn't some disorder it was just because he was eating 6,000 calories every night of garbage, they said he gained like 100 lbs over the year or two he had been there. Almost felt bad for him he wasn't overly friendly but he was a nice and decent person.

[Anonymous No.10554265]

>>10554139
Someone or something took something from you. Now you think you never had it.

[Anonymous No.10554286]

>>10554158
Fuck yeah dude. Metal as fuck.

[Anonymous No.10554294]

>>10554161
>normie doesn't like the idea of being separate from normies
Imagine that.

[Anonymous No.10554296]

>>10552125
"Not that bad"? 1.5L vodka, however many other mini bottles of more liquor, and a shitton of beer? There's over 50 standard drinks in that image alone.

[Anonymous No.10554304]

>>10554149
Wear union suit. Open ass flap. Run to liquor store.

[Anonymous No.10554319]

>>10554158

I highly suggest the following;

1) Debauchery
2) Cattle Decapitation
3) Kaotik
4) Kataklysm
5) Torture Killer

[Anonymous No.10554341]

>>10554241
>I'll believe anything that sounds cool and sciency, no matter how retarded it is
>I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE xD!
> [insert soy boy smile]

[Anonymous No.10554351]

>>10554158
>fuck ME?
>no, fuck YOU

[Anonymous No.10554366]

>>10554341
>he cares what people "believe"
Kek.

[Anonymous No.10554380]

When is it too early to drink?

[Anonymous No.10554417]

>>10554366
>Being contrarian for the sake of being contrarian
>I passively aggressively start arguments in every discussion I have with anybody and have no real opinions on anything, my opinions at any moment are the exact opposite of the person I'm currently talking to

Good for you anon. I bet you live a happy and fulfilled life.

[Anonymous No.10554442]

>>10554380
before waking?
though i've had thoughts of IV's

[Anonymous No.10554455]

>>10551708
Got 409 days, never looking back. I wish well those of you who can put the bottle down. Took me dozens of tries.

[Anonymous No.10554479]

>>10554417
>he thinks someone somehow dragged him into or started an argument
Kek.

[Anonymous No.10554500]

>>10554455
I hope I can say the same one day. good job man

[Anonymous No.10554510]

Day two of total dryness. Doc put me on Vivitrol. Making myself go get /fit/ right now after staying in all day helping my gf clean her house. Been wavering between feeling agitated and depressed all day. Hopefully the gym will help me ignore my cravings right now.

[Anonymous No.10554521]

>>10554455
what finally gave you the motivation to stop after that many different tries if you don't mind me asking?

[Anonymous No.10554523]

I am making the cheapest of wines - orange sugar wine.

My place is filled with citrus flavored fumes

[Anonymous No.10554537]

>>10554523
Is it just fermented orange juice or is there more to it?

[Anonymous No.10554551]

>>10554537

5 liters of OJ, 15 liters of water, 3 kilos of granular sugar and two tablespoons of turbo-yeast

[Anonymous No.10554556]

>>10554551
What's the expected final ABV?

[Anonymous No.10554565]

>>10554479
>when an actual brainlet thinks he is a brainmoar

[Anonymous No.10554568]

>>10554556

it should be 10% or under

[Anonymous No.10554581]

>>10554565
>no u brainlet.jpg
Daww. Precious.

[Anonymous No.10554593]

>>10552645
imagine thinking this is all life can give you... You're fucking 20 man, think about what happens if you do nothing and think about what could happen if you get off this ride somehow. Then think about how you could motivate your lazy ass to do option two

[Anonymous No.10554607]

What happens if you grind up a lot of benzos and slurp them down with a lot of liquor?

[Anonymous No.10554608]

>>10554551

You people do shit so small.

That's 130 liters of wash that makes 13 liters of 93% abv vodka.

[Anonymous No.10554626]

>>10554608
Do you really drink all of that yourself?

[Anonymous No.10554635]

>>10554626

Are you joking? I make two vats of that every 3 months.

[Anonymous No.10554643]

>>10554635
well, this is the alcoholism thread

[Anonymous No.10554644]

>>10554608

Most of this wine is going to myself, I could have made 30 liters of it but I'd get sick of it before finishing.

[Anonymous No.10554653]

>>10551708
These days I just drink. I don't work and I don't talk to anyone. Only bartenders or cashiers.
Today I got up at about 10am, came out and laid on the couch in silence for 4 and half hours. Just popped my first drink before getting ready to go to dinner.

[Anonymous No.10554675]

>>10554551
He's making prison hooch.

[Anonymous No.10554676]

>>10554653
I wake, spend an hour in bed rolling around in pain waiting to be able to move, shuffle 3 feet to my pc, drink, then shuffle 3 feet back to bed. I have no social contact other than accepting deliveries and talking on 4chan. Hannibal Lecter in his glass cage has a more active social life.

[Anonymous No.10554694]

CINCO DE MAYO YOU FAGETS!

[Anonymous No.10554699]

>>10554694
SPIC BITCHES ALCOHOL AND GUNPLAY

[Anonymous No.10554790]

Who loves drinking and driving? Last night i was pounding beers, while driving like a madman. I hit something and almost crashed. Minor damage to my car

[Anonymous No.10554835]

>>10554790
I have never, and absolutely never will drive a real car, but I always thought a lot of alcohol and one of these might be a lot of fun.

[Anonymous No.10554901]

>don't really want to drink
>end up drinking
do you have to stop entirely for your liver to heal or does it still heal if you have 1-2 drinks a day

[Anonymous No.10554904]

>>10554790
Kek. Enjoy prison. Let's all hope if you do kill someone it's only yourself.

[Anonymous No.10554908]

>>10554790
That's not something I'd recommend anon.
If that was a person you could go away for manslaughter.

[Anonymous No.10554921]

>>10554901
1-2 drinks will not do any damage unless you are old or with some pre-existing issue.

[Anonymous No.10554927]

>tfw friend hooked me up with a few suboxone strips

Currently feeling the perfect mix of booze and opi buzz. What could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.10554932]

>tfw no gf, friends, online friends, acquaintances or family which will talk to me
I think I’m going to get a doge.

[Anonymous No.10554934]

>>10554921
No I've had 3-4 beers/day for years I probably have fatty liv r which will reverse if I stop for 6-8 weeks

What I want to know is does it reverse in 12-16 weeks if you drink 1-2 beers per day

[Anonymous No.10554937]

Why is 4chan fucking up

[Anonymous No.10554939]

>>10554927
I wish heroin didn’t make it impossible to sleep and make me itch so much I tear my skin off. I’d probably escape booze for a while.

[Anonymous No.10554941]

>>10554921
That's not an answer. He wants it to heal, not stay steady.

[Anonymous No.10554948]

>>10552378
I once took benzos so as not to smell of booze during a job interview. Ended up drinking anyway, blacked out, went to the interview, and it was not pretty. Green texted the story before. Don't drink with benzos.

[Anonymous No.10554977]

>>10554941
Yeah sorry baby crying in my ear. Totally misread that.

[Anonymous No.10555170]

>>10554948
>Green texted the story before
do it again

[Anonymous No.10555181]

>>10553888
I have the different perspective. 1/5 is cheaper, and a handle is better. You can get a handle at Costco for $20

[Anonymous No.10555201]

>>10554927
Stay away from suboxone unless you have a beginner's habit and want to stop. Suboxone is more for pill eaters. If you are using it to get high you're a sucker. Minimal high with a nasty WD.

[Anonymous No.10555226]

Ridin' in da Chevy

[Anonymous No.10555246]

>>10555181
Damn thats cheap.
In Australia tax is a killer so you'd be paying $50 for something similar.

[Anonymous No.10555267]

>>10555246
Yeh but Americans get paid about 8 bucks an hour so it sort of evens out.

[Anonymous No.10555269]

>>10555170
>2012
>alcoholic and working as a daytime cook
>looking for part time night job for extra dough
>friend who works for hotel chain comes through
>lands me interview for a cushy job as night desk clerk
>warns me NOT to drink before interview
>interviewer is apparently a prude and looks closely for signs of boozers/junkies
>BUT she says I can do whatever I want once I start
>problem is I am physically addicted
>score some Valium
>fast forward to day of interview
>take pills
>decide to drink anyway
>world goes black
>wake up at home next day
>thinking, FUCK, I missed the damn interview
>my roommate: "Bro, I took you to it... You seemed fine."
>WUT
>call friend
>she mad
>SO MAD
>begins reading interviewer's notes
>"Arrived clearly intoxicated..."
>"Insisted he had worked in the hotel industry for over 40 years..." (I was 23 at this time)
>"Insisted he had applied for GM position...."
>"When confronted about being intoxicated, insisted that we could not afford his services anyway..."
>"Broke office door on his way out."

I didn't get the job.

[Anonymous No.10555292]

It's so hard to drink beer when you have a full tummy

[Anonymous No.10555300]

>always throw out my liquor bottles away on the commute to work to hide my drinking from my parents

who else here do this?

[Anonymous No.10555308]

>>10555269
>Insisted he had worked in the hotel industry for over 40 years...

[Anonymous No.10555317]

I've got a cunt neighbor who is out of fuckin' control. She screams obscenities at me whenever I leave my house from her window. She enters my property and leaves harassing notes. If I go out on my porch to smoke a cigarette, she comes out with her fuckin' nutty german shepard and she's wacky enough to let it off the lease so I've been carrying my PPK in my pocket just to sit on my fuckin' porch anymore. That fuckin' dog has attacked 3 people. The police won't do shit. Oh, did I mention she was jailed for biting a cop at an airport last year?

Sorry to rant, but it's stressing my girlfriend out and that is really, really pissing me off, especially when I'm told by a cop, "there's nothing that can be done, just live with it." My life is depressing as it is, now this?!

This whiskey gives me ideas. Tonight is gonna be one angry drunk. Wish me luck, lads.

[Anonymous No.10555318]

>>10555267
kek. After taxes and insurance and since we don't have pensions, you're not far off.

>>10555246
I'm in Kentucky - you don't want to know what I get bourbon for ;) But you all can distill for free, whereas it's illegal for us since we cut out the tax man.

[Anonymous No.10555330]

>>10555317
Whisky and a firearm, what could go wrong haha

[Anonymous No.10555363]

I'm down to just one glass of wine per day and a bottle or two per weekend!

[Anonymous No.10555385]

>>10555363

[Anonymous No.10555386]

>>10555363
Gay

[Anonymous No.10555394]

>>10555317
>not just letting the dog attack you on your property so you can put it down
>instead gonna get drunk with a gun and possible murder someone instead of just having her arrested

[Anonymous No.10555395]

>>10555330
I ain't like that, my man. Gun's for the dog in worst case scenario. I'm just at my fuckin' wit's end. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.10555396]

>>10555385
kek
>>10555386
>not drinking God's blood
Hard liquor is pretty shit desu. I guess Brandy is alright.

[Anonymous No.10555406]

Every thread I get people asking me what the best beer is. I'm finally gonna come clean...it's Pabst Blue Ribbon™ of course!

[Anonymous No.10555432]

>>10555363
Awesome work anon. I hope it doesn't build back up.
I am one of those alckys where it's all or nothing. Currently on attempt to quit #5 for this year. It's getting to the stage where my body just can't do it anymore.
I have handed over all cash and cards to my wife to hide. I know I could get them so it's more symbolic than anything.
I keep doing so well, making it past a week, and then I'll just have a brain fart, forget all the bad alcohol has done to my body and my life, and go on yet another big bender where I'm drunk or asleep for weeks on end.

[Anonymous No.10555440]

>>10555396
Drink more than just a glass pussy

[Anonymous No.10555443]

>>10555432
Post your cards to yourself.

[Anonymous No.10555444]

>>10555406
I'm more of a Miller Light gal myself.

[Anonymous No.10555456]

A man walks into a bar because he is an alcohol and it's destroying his family

[Anonymous No.10555460]

>>10552057
28.
Unemployed. Only ever had two shitty jobs for a while, barely over minimum wage. Friends and I all moved apart, don't talk to anyone in person anymore.

[Anonymous No.10555462]

>>10555444
>I'm a girl
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

[Anonymous No.10555464]

>>10555300
same here.
and i hide the empty bottles in my guitar case before i throw them out.
that's all the case is used for nowadays

[Anonymous No.10555465]

>>10555462
That is no way to talk to a woman.

[Anonymous No.10555467]

>>10555444
Listen here baby girl

[Anonymous No.10555478]

>>10554653
How do you afford to be neet?

[Anonymous No.10555480]

I'm going to walk to the store, you guys want anything?

[Anonymous No.10555489]

>>10555480
a fifth of Jim Beam and a few of them $.50 beef chimichangas pls

[Anonymous No.10555502]

>>10555489
They only sell beer there. Can I get you something else?

[Anonymous No.10555504]

>>10555269
>take pills
>decide to drink anyway
Kek what a piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.10555510]

>>10554006
>find the reason for self harm
You’re probably right, but it’s not easy to analyse yourself, I was able to stop drinking though, maybe I’ll understand, maybe it’ll help clear my mind

[Anonymous No.10555512]

>>10555502
a 30 pack of Genesee cream ale por favor

[Anonymous No.10555514]

>>10555512
You got it brother.

[Anonymous No.10555516]

>>10555478
I don't. I'm an only son and the only in person contacts I have anymore are my parents. They don't care that I'm not working right now and they actually don't hate me.

[Anonymous No.10555518]

>>10551708
What does this have to do with food?

[Anonymous No.10555520]

So bros I've been thinking about the only time I ever blacked out and it seemed like i was fine, only just drunk, had a shot and that's all I remember.

How is it possible? As years go by and I've drank so much more than that night and never blacked out I remember there being a dyke at the party from work who I think didn't like me and she was crazy and trying to hit on a girl who do did like me...

Do you see where I'm going with this?

[Anonymous No.10555522]

>>10555518
>being this new

[Anonymous No.10555525]

>>10555406
>WRONG!

[Anonymous No.10555529]

>>10555480
Uhh yeah we used to get it all the time when we were 15 what was it called again? Oh right... PUSSY

[Anonymous No.10555545]

>>10555520
Let me elaborate, the dyke who everyone knew was crazy was glaring at me and trying to act dramatic and shit, nothing overt but still creepy. Earlier she offered us drinks from her mixer or whatever and I remember drinking it, I also didn't keep an eye on any of my other drinks that night.

The night after I blacked out and ever after the dyke would avoid me or i would catch her staring at me creepily across the office floor (huge call center)

Do you guys get where I'm going with this?

[Anonymous No.10555553]

Getting to sleep while sober is impossible. Total joke. May as well get up and have a coffee.

[Anonymous No.10555556]

Get

[Anonymous No.10555560]

>>10555545
So the dyke cunt roofie'd you. Perhaps you should up your game and poison her.

[Anonymous No.10555569]

>>10555440
I used to, that's why I'm excited.

[Anonymous No.10555570]

>>10552386
>>10552388
>>10552390
>>10552415
>>10554948
Oh yeah I didn't mean taking it together, I just didn't know how long inbetween.
I think I'll be fine. Took it 5-6 hours ago.

I did black out once from not spacing it our enough about 6 years ago(wasn't even 1mg) but fortunately unlike other anon, I was just out for a bit at D&D get together and from what I was told I didn't do anything stupid. Just fell asleep and the new people I met just thought I hit the whiskey too hard.

I've blacked out at social gatherings at least 4 times with no memory, including an employee party with snooty higher ups where I woke up bruised, scratched and skinned to hell, covered in dirt, in my underwear, soaking wet on my lawn and a poorly bandaged bleeding laceration on my thigh from other wasted coworkers having to drag my unconscious ass home. But from multiple sources I just don't do crazy shit or something to get me in trouble. Just socialize and hug it out until I can't walk or pass out. I'm sure it helps that I'm not the only one drinking at these things.

[Anonymous No.10555588]

>>10555560
Exactly. This was years ago and I haven't seen any of them in forever, left that job long ago, but I woke up that morning with vomit on me and the girls acting weird/ashamed of me and the dyke acting extra snooty. Bros I was so ashamed and horrified once I realized what happened and thought I simply drank too much and blacked out but it has never happened before or since. I have super gray memories of sliding along the wall trying to stand up while the girls were scared saying my name.

I have no way to prove it but I'm certain that evil cunt drugged me, she was twisted and dark in so many ways, like demonically posessed, and I remember how she asked out a girl who liked me that night and the girl told me laughing about it. The dyke sabotaged and drugged me out of jealousy.

Feels bad dudes. I feel super violated and can't believe it took me so long to piece this together.

Do not drink or party with strangers who everyone knows is insane. And guard your drinks even if you're men.

[Anonymous No.10555595]

>>10554158
Yeah that I understand

Though remember that life can get better

[Anonymous No.10555618]

6-pack of 16 oz Silver Bullets.

Cold as the Rockies

[Anonymous No.10555624]

>>10554233
They hate or adore and there’s a small line between

[Anonymous No.10555640]

>>10555588
That sounds terrible. I feel for you anon.
At least you didn't have a sore butt the next day.

[Anonymous No.10555646]

>>10554417
I bet you think you’re right about things

Fucking normies

[Anonymous No.10555668]

>>10554932
Good idea

[Anonymous No.10555669]

>>10555640
Kek, for real. What is a gay guy had drugged me instead. In this case it just happened to be a fat crazy bull dyke trying to remove me from the party or get at me because it's my fault for having a penis and having that other girl like me, two things the bull dyke was envious of. When I would see her staring at me at work after I kept wondering what her problem was, now I think she was obsessing over whether I knew I had been drugged.

Nothing wounded except my pride but I'm glad to stop blaming myself for blacking out.

[Anonymous No.10555721]

>>10555669
>I'm glad to stop blaming myself for blacking out
Or maybe you’re paranoid and don’t want face your alcoholism

[Anonymous No.10555740]

>>10555721
I wasn't even alcoholic back then, and have never blacked out any other time in my life even when I've drank far more.

Nah, I was drugged. And the thought of that fat dyke dying alone either killing herself (most likely, she became trans not long after) or just of old age as a crazy dog molesting shutin makes me happy.

[Anonymous No.10555764]

>>10555721
t. rapist

[Anonymous No.10555799]

>>10555764
Nice one

[Anonymous No.10555838]

Drunk and on prescription meds, family is ignorant to the fact.

I feel amazing though clearly I'll reach a day when things get bad. Until then let's celebrate.

[Anonymous No.10555840]

i am definitely not an alcoholic yet my family insists I am
I'm the most lightweight person on Earth and I hardly ever drink

[Anonymous No.10555844]

I am bored even when drinking. What am I supposed to do when drinking alone. I'd normally play some games but idk

[Anonymous No.10555852]

>>10551708
not functioning at all and on my way to alcoholism, cant even get rid of all these bottles shit

[Anonymous No.10555856]

>>10555840
I used to be the same way and an ex constantly was bitching at me about it. Paradoxically she drove me to becoming and alcoholic and eventually beat the shit out of her to shut her the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.10555873]

I'm drinking beer rn
it's from my hometown but it's in the major store
it's won awards and stuff, but it's not that good desu
at least it doesn't taste watered down

[Anonymous No.10555880]

>>10555873
Cool story bro

[Anonymous No.10555936]

>>10555856
Based

[Anonymous No.10555939]

>>10555553
Do you smoke weed? Very helpful for my first few nights off the sauce. Can be habit forming long term for sleep though.
Neuro sleep drinks (pic related) are also helpful. Maybe go out and take a walk to help regulate your breathing.

[Anonymous No.10556044]

So I cleaned my apartment, and this is roughly 3/4 of everything I've had to drink last month. How bad is it? My friend got really freaked out when she saw it but what's your guys assessment?

[Anonymous No.10556047]

triple 6 mafia is banger when youre dunk

[Anonymous No.10556050]

honestly why cant you all just off yourself so the rest of society can succeed without you? literally no one wants you around

[Anonymous No.10556072]

How often do you guys drive drunk?

[Anonymous No.10556090]

>>10556044

I drink around 12 handles of vodka a month plus a beer or two every day. I think you're good.

[Anonymous No.10556103]

>>10556044
na thats frat bro level, 5 handles of scotch and 3 racks of ipa a month and I'm not even really an alch

>just got my first dui, hold me anons, my bank account is going to disappear

[Anonymous No.10556110]

>>10556044
I used to drink a fifth a day

not recommended

[Anonymous No.10556120]

>>10556110
Why does no one reply to the slurr words people

[Anonymous No.10556145]

im, bored shallf i stubble to the dtore to get beer

[Anonymous No.10556173]

>>10555588
I always guard my drinks. I do not really trust people in general.

[Anonymous No.10556174]

asdf

[Anonymous No.10556178]

>>10556072
I did everyday for like 6 months while working at a previous job and drank all day until I overdid it and took out a mirror on a garbage can on my way home. Checked myself into detox the next day.

[Anonymous No.10556180]

>>10556174
Profound

[Anonymous No.10556268]

>>10556072
Never. If Im too drunk I take my bike. I hate myself enough already to go down that rabbit hole.

[Anonymous No.10556279]

>>10556050
boo hoo fuck you

[Anonymous No.10556283]

>>10556072
every time i get my license back.

[Anonymous No.10556293]

>>10556044
>lasted you 3 weeks

That would last me 5 days Maybe. Jesus fuck why will I not God damb die

[Anonymous No.10556344]

>>10556103
>na thats frat bro level, 5 handles of scotch and 3 racks of ipa a month and I'm not even really an alch

>>just got my first dui, hold me anons, my bank account is going to disappear

Be honest with yourself anon

[Anonymous No.10556359]

>>10556293
I think you might be drunk, anon.

[Anonymous No.10556411]

Is there a kind of alcohol that will last me for at least 24 hours after one drink and doesn't smell bad? I need to hide my drinking from my boss and coworkers..

[Anonymous No.10556432]

>>10556411

Anything you buy in an amount larger than one drink will last you 24 hours if you only have one drink of it. Personally, I smoke right before I go into work to mask the smell of the vodka.

[Anonymous No.10556479]

So... I just drove drink... Yea i know what you are thinkingf.... And I am too. My kid coulda died! I know man... I was reallt hungry namnnnnnn fuck u

[Anonymous No.10556532]

>>10556479
Go to bed anon. You are embarrassing yourself.

[Anonymous No.10556537]

>>10556532
Lol I've doe worst believe me

[Anonymous No.10556547]

>>10556532
Fucking faggot freaking ass prude

[Anonymous No.10556579]

>>10556479
Don't listen to
>>10556532

What exactly happened

[Anonymous No.10556588]

>>10556579
I mean idk what to say. I drovfe to get food to survive casue i waqs hungry,


Some retards in front of me were talking shit and i would fucking rick their world. I was begging for them to fuck with me. I gave them the bird after the fucked with me and they didn't do shit Fuckin pussies lol. Motha fucking sedan ass faggots

[Anonymous No.10556644]

>>10556344
honest about wut

[Anonymous No.10556650]

>>10556644
You drank that much per month, you're posting in the al/ck/ thread, and now you're about to be broke because you got caught driving drunk. But you don't think you're an alcoholic?

[Anonymous No.10556665]

why do some places close at fucking 11pm, that's really fuckin gay

[Anonymous No.10556674]

Late nite tip i just wanna get a fuckjing sip, on that sauce

this bitch on my jock

she tryma freak on my dick wet on yhis bitch

teh chilkl on a shot of this life on this bitch

[Anonymous No.10556681]

[Anonymous No.10556769]

>>10556650
na i spread it out, the dui is some unlucky break.
i just like to not think but im not addicted

[Anonymous No.10556897]

>>10556681

>posting one of the main reasons that more people than ever are al/ck/ in the al/ck/ thread

Your containment board misses you.

[Anonymous No.10556994]

>>10556897
Um what lol

[Anonymous No.10557198]

My wife is the most patient lady in the world.
When I go through withdrawals, it's because my body has stopped me allowing me to drink. Withdrawals are horrible and generally last a good week. I've relapsed 5 times already this year.i don't know why she is still putting up with my alcky sad ass.

[N No.10557204]

>>10555269
Hilarious

[Anonymous No.10557306]

Grateful to at least have benzos tonight to help sleep this shit off.

[Anonymous No.10557442]

>>10557306
I'm jealous af
I'm just going to stay awake as long as possible and hope the sweats are not as bad as last night.

[Anonymous No.10557481]

new thread
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