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10532451 No.10532451 [Reply] [Original]

>You must be really hungry, huh?
How would you react if the cashier made this remark

>> No.10532457

Starving, thanks for asking.

>> No.10532459

I'd accept my food, and not return for at least another year.

>> No.10532464

>>10532451
I'd be happy about it. It means I get to prove them wrong by explaining the sheer number of people I'm cooking for. Then I can ask them for a recommendation about a product I know damn well they know nothing about and I can gloat and act annoyed while they scramble to find the answer. Then I hit 'em with a smug sense of superiority when I tell them "don't bother asking the manager, I'll just go somewhere where the employees know their products better".

Then again I'm not fat so I don't get asked that question very often.

>> No.10532477

>>10532451
Report the wage slave mcemployee to corporate and the manager for harassment

>> No.10532482

>>10532451
i'm not fat so i hear this shit all the time and im okay with it because im not fat

>> No.10532483

Usually your Mom cooks me a nice meal after I bang her up the ass, but the fat bitch is in a cum coma, so I had to go shopping...

>> No.10532486
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>>10532483
>t.

>> No.10532502

>>10532451
Nah... I can afford all this food without having to work a job I clearly do not enjoy. I am fine. How are you though?

>> No.10532503

>>10532451
I wouldn't react. Prolly just laugh and have a short convo with them. I'm not bothered by remarks like that. They are just making conversation, no reason to be overly sensitive or make it into something it's not. Learn to laugh at your quirks and individuality and you'll be a lot happier.

>> No.10532504
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10532504

>be me, yesterday
>go to deli to get some meats
>ask for 1.5lb of turkey
>counter girl says WOW THATS A LOT OF TURKEY

>> No.10532506

>>10532451
Nobody's ever made that remark because I'm not a fat aspie.

>> No.10532507

>>10532451
By being not fat so you don't have to explain your motivations/insecurities.

>> No.10532512

>>10532504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PbE3k9LG9A

>> No.10532518

>>10532486
Nah, too thin

>> No.10532542

>>10532451
sperg out and post about it on /ck/

>> No.10532558

>>10532451
"What are you stupid?"

>> No.10532570

>>10532451
When I worked as a cashier at a local supermarket in high school, the training manual had a page of example things not to say to customers. That was like the 3rd item on the list.

>> No.10532575

>>10532570
what were the first 2

>> No.10532581

>>10532451
>Not that it's any of your business, but this is for my family for the week.
then i'd go to my car and cry.

>> No.10532582

>>10532451

Yeah haha, its for my friend haha

>> No.10532609

>>10532575
IIRC, it was
>My son/daughter loves these.
>You must be throwing a party

>> No.10532644

yes

>> No.10532655

>>10532451
No need to worry about me. You just keep running that cash register sweetie.

>> No.10532658

>>10532451
well, i mean he would be right
no one buys 8 hamburgers and a mcchicken if they are neither starving or grossly obese

>> No.10532663

>>10532512
Came here to post this.

>> No.10532773

>>10532451
I'm a big boy

>> No.10532848
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>>10532451
I use to always order 2 footlong at a subway nearby for a couple of months, then one day the cashier made a remark about it, i started panicked and say that it was for me disabled sister. I never went there ever again

>> No.10532868

>>10532848
you are your disabled sister's disabled sister.

>> No.10532878

>>10532658
They could be buying lunches for a group of people.

>> No.10532909

>>10532451
Probably tell them "yeah I've got mad munchies". I'm far from being considered medically overweight, not like it's trying to be an insult

>> No.10533176

>>10532451
If it's a cutie;
>Yeah I was cooking for two but my date cancelled, you interested?
If it takes place in the real world;
>T-t-thanks... y-you too

>> No.10533215

Something similar happened to me at the Grocery store after they pulled all their self-checkout machines which I adored.
>Evening, shopping for some beer and food
>Also a pint of ice cream
>Huge overweight cashier
>He clearly has self control issues and while scanning my items says
>Looks like you're shopping like the wife's outta town.
>Just do a fake laugh to expedite the transaction and be on my way
When I was driving home I tried to picture why he would say that. I think that he is probably married, and is supposed to be on a strict diet but probably sneaks junk food any chance he gets.

>> No.10533236

>>10533215
He wanted your dick bro

>> No.10533239

>>10533215
He was waiting on you to say you did not have a wife so he could offer you a blowjob. Learn to flirt.

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>> No.10533250

>>10533215
It's just small talk. Don't be autistic.

>> No.10533343

>>10532878
Think about where you are posting.

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>>10532451
>look at his McDonald's uniform
You must be really poor

>> No.10533364

>>10532451
Nah I ate your moms pussy this morning I'm just stocking up for later.

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>>10532451
"yeah im fucking hungry,
die queer."