Shit food

[Anonymous No.10519175]

Post creations of the devil

[Anonymous No.10519182]

[Anonymous No.10519184]

>>10519175
Seems kinda hipster and stupid but it honestly doesn't sound like it'd be bad. I'm assuming the heat of the burger would melt it again.

[Anonymous No.10519194]

[Anonymous No.10519414]

[Anonymous No.10519420]

>>10519194

aren't there supposed to be eggs in pastries?

[Anonymous No.10519424]

what do you guys call this in the US? it is important

[Anonymous No.10519426]

>>10519424
Bon bons

[Anonymous No.10519439]

>>10519424
Chewy Chocolate Chodes

[Anonymous No.10519445]

>>10519424
I was never a fan of niggerkisses myself.
t.Dane

[Anonymous No.10519448]

>>10519439
isn't "chode" an english term?

[Anonymous No.10519450]

>>10519424
We call them neger zoenen, negro kisses/negro's kiss, roughly translated.

[Anonymous No.10519451]

>>10519448
What language do they speak in the US?

[Anonymous No.10519456]

>>10519451
i mean, UK english as opposed to US american?

[Anonymous No.10519461]

i like ketchup on my burgers, but that seems like way too much ketchup.

>>10519451
american

[Anonymous No.10519463]

>>10519175
i'm actually kinda interested, ive been weening off the sauce for awhile now anyway.

it'd all be about texture, if the texture is wrong then it'll be wrong.

It doens't help that it literally just looks like dried ketchup

[Anonymous No.10519465]

>>10519451
american

[Anonymous No.10519485]

[Anonymous No.10519489]

>>10519175
>$10 for half a bottle's worth of ketchup
Millenials will fall for anything

[Anonymous No.10519492]

>>10519485
pasta?

[Anonymous No.10519499]

>>10519492
I think so

[Anonymous No.10519625]

>>10519499

[Anonymous No.10519673]

>>10519424
If those are the coconut potato things, they're called needums where I am

[Anonymous No.10519675]

>>10519182
now this is fine dining

[Anonymous No.10519679]

>>10519424
that's a krembo homie

[Anonymous No.10519778]

>>10519499

>big pot of stu

I'M NOT STU

[Anonymous No.10519785]

>>10519625
I see we've already got screenshots coming from Mandalore's video.

[Anonymous No.10519795]

[Anonymous No.10519825]

>>10519424
Negrettini - italy

[Anonymous No.10519837]

>>10519424
UK here, we call them teacakes

[Anonymous No.10519847]

>>10519424
Mallowmar.

[Anonymous No.10519855]

>>10519424
UK here: chocetty whippety whops

[Anonymous No.10519868]

>>10519424
looks like a mallomar

[Anonymous No.10519874]

There is something inherently spooky about government cheese.

[Anonymous No.10519882]

>>10519874
how does it taste anon?

[Anonymous No.10519890]

>>10519874
Very cheesy.

[Anonymous No.10519942]

>>10519175
Like ketchup isn't processed enough already

[Anonymous No.10519949]

>>10519874
I aint never had any gubbamint cheese, but you can bet your ass my mom used to come home from W.I.C. with a big ass can of government peanut butter.

[Anonymous No.10519964]

>>10519175
>Ew, ketchup is so like, gooey and messy and gross!
>Why can't it be neat and clean like my yummy soylent-shake?

[Anonymous No.10520029]

>>10519785
I mean, that one was just to choice not to be here.

[Anonymous No.10520045]

>>10519942
>dae le processed!!!

[Anonymous No.10520066]

[Anonymous No.10520079]

>>10519795
It's got electrolytes.

[Anonymous No.10520224]

>>10520079
Yeah but those are for plants, not people.

[Anonymous No.10520248]

>>10519182
All six major food colors in one sandwich

[Anonymous No.10520253]

>>10519795
Black people.

[Anonymous No.10520267]

[Anonymous No.10520278]

>>10519414
They don't eat this for real though, right? It's just a macho thing like whiskey?

[Anonymous No.10520283]

>>10520278
It is actually good, you are thinking of talut.

[Anonymous No.10520317]

>>10520278
It's good; you basically use it as a condiment. You eat it with a load of other stuff. The problem is Americans just crack the can open and try and eat the whole thing for funny youtube laughs.

[Anonymous No.10520384]

>>10520317
Oh, right. Gotcha.
(Not who you replied to but thanks for clearing this one up)

[Anonymous No.10520395]

>>10519424
its a choclate dipped 22Lr

[Anonymous No.10520399]

>>10519194
your egg is a bit overcooked

[Anonymous No.10520402]

>>10520278
lol

Whiskey is awesome,seriously I really enjoy it

[Anonymous No.10520418]

>>10520267
Raw chicken breast has the same consistency as pig liver when you chew it.

[Anonymous No.10520419]

>>10519424
Swedish bombs

t. Austrian

[Anonymous No.10520462]

>>10519426
bon bons always always gones gones

[Anonymous No.10520528]

>>10519194
how do you eat that without breaking the egg?

[Anonymous No.10520584]

[Anonymous No.10520619]

>>10520066
that's just soba-pan with a bunch of other shit
Would probably taste half decent without the loads of catsup

[Anonymous No.10520641]

>>10519194
my italian grandmother used to make something like this at easter time

[Anonymous No.10520666]

>>10519882
mmm tastes like the government subsidizing the dairy industry to keep the dairy prices artificially high so the farmers don't starve to death, thus maintaining the food-production levels needed to maintain the independence of a sovereign nation :))

[Anonymous No.10520704]

>>10519675

[Anonymous No.10520787]

>>10519874
>no frills

[Anonymous No.10520794]

>>10519874
GOVERNMENT CHEESE
ON LOCATION
IM A CORPORATION

[Anonymous No.10520803]

[Anonymous No.10520828]

>>10519492

Spaghetti-o's

[Anonymous No.10520835]

>>10520803
posting goblin pie when you should be posting goblin burgers

[Anonymous No.10520842]

>>10519874

Government labelled stuff is usually whatever brand they can get for cheap and relabel, so the quality and taste varies

[Anonymous No.10520843]

>>10520835
La burgera...

[Anonymous No.10520853]

>>10520402

The kraken is the only hard liquor I actually enjoy the taste of

[Anonymous No.10520941]

[Anonymous No.10520970]

>>10519424
warm ice cream (pollack)

[Anonymous No.10521024]

>>10519175

fruit leather is grea- what the fuck

[Anonymous No.10521031]

>>10519175
>>10521024
>Buy this
>Give it to people telling them its fruit leather

[Anonymous No.10521059]

>>10521031
Technically, it is since tomatoes are fruit.

[Anonymous No.10521065]

>>10521059
and strawberries are vegetables

[Anonymous No.10521070]

>>10520941
God damn that bums me out

[Anonymous No.10521071]

>>10519874
>>10519882
I used to frequent a Mexican restaurant that was taken over by the owner's inept son a long time ago when they still had those programs. He paid cash to a bunch of niggers literally lining up to sell their gubmint cheese to use instead of actual cheese, he got a whole truckload of it and froze the shit.

I took one bite of the """"queso"""" dip and spit it out and asked the waitress what the fuck was wrong with their food and she told me exactly what happened much to his chagrin.
Imagine a "cheese product" lile kraft singles melted down then mixed with wax. It was fucking gnarly and the place ended up closing 6 months later because he scared all of his customer base away by cutting corners and serving that garbage.

[Anonymous No.10521082]

>>10519424
Niggerkiss :^)

[Anonymous No.10521090]

>>10519964
tenuous

[Anonymous No.10521113]

>>10520853
t. Newfie

[Anonymous No.10522120]

>>10519424
Stealths

[Anonymous No.10522147]

>>10520584
Anyone know what this is?

[Anonymous No.10522160]

>>10519175
Disgusting
Ketchup moistens dry food. Drying it out makes it worthless. Why not just have a slice of tomato instead?

[Anonymous No.10522166]

>>10520666
>subsidization keeping prices high

waste of trips

[Anonymous No.10522178]

>>10522147
Looks like a burger from nathans.

Nathans is known for hotdogs but their burgers are life changing.

[Anonymous No.10522179]

>>10519847
Oh mallowmars, that's going in the act

[Anonymous No.10522217]

[Anonymous No.10522218]

>>10519874

[Anonymous No.10522227]

>>10522217
The scourge of modernity. Paul Joseph Watsons video about popular culture and the state of modern man is true, we live in a period of weak men

[Anonymous No.10522235]

>>10522227
I want to agree with you but you also like PJW so I'm going to have to call you a faggot and move on. Sorry, in another life I might have called you... friend.

[Anonymous No.10522240]

>>10519424
they are called images(2)

[Anonymous No.10522241]

>>10522235
Looks like bait like that doesn't fly around here. Post that shit on /vg/ or /fit/ and the autists come out

[Anonymous No.10522258]

>>10522217
i'm fucking done

[Anonymous No.10522262]

>>10522217
Most unpleasant

[Anonymous No.10522265]

>>10522217
Yeah, beer is gross puke-water.

[Anonymous No.10522268]

[Anonymous No.10522272]

>>10519424
Neekerinpusuja, so niggerskisses

[Anonymous No.10522273]

>>10519175
>>10520941
>Imagine Combining these two
>Imagine

[Anonymous No.10522288]

>>10520666
>Satan is an economist
Jews confirmed evil

[Anonymous No.10522298]

>>10522268
I'd try one of these

[Anonymous No.10522301]

>>10519175

[Anonymous No.10522302]

>>10519489
I'm pretty sure that's being sold to baby boomers who don't know any better and want to look cool for their grandkids

[Anonymous No.10522334]

>>10520278
>whiskey is a macho thing
Funny, but then you'd have to accept that beer and coffee taste like shit and you just get used to it like a woman who gets raped when young and gets hooked on rape fetishes.

[Anonymous No.10522337]

>>10522334
>whiskey is a macho thing

[Anonymous No.10522339]

>>10522334
This reply is quite the wild ride

[Anonymous No.10522344]

>>10520835
La comida de las americas...

[Anonymous No.10522346]

>>10520278
>>10520283
>>10522334
>>10522337
Drinking straight whiskey in modern times is basically nu-male masculinity reclamation. Before there were government regulators, distillers were watering down their product to make more money, and then barkeeps were watering it down again for the same reason. "straight" whiskey was like 10-25% before the modern era.

[Anonymous No.10522352]

>>10522337
>if an effeminate asian original soiboi does not like whiskey, it must be an ultramachismo thing
I don't like sucking dick, must be a feminist thing.

[Anonymous No.10522356]

>>10522346
[citation required]

[Anonymous No.10522371]

>>10522346
>40-60% abv
>strong
Next up you'll say drinking undiluted vodka is le epic hipster masculinity reclamation too.

Something tells me you've never been to a party. Nice bait though.

[Anonymous No.10522378]

>>10522371
I like vodka.

[Friendly Neighborhood Carnivor(...) No.10522381]

>>10522346
>willingly poisoning yourself
>masculine
No.

[Anonymous No.10522385]

>>10522381
>alcohol is poison
So is oxygen you $oycuck

[Anonymous No.10522388]

>>10522381
having friends is masculine too

[Anonymous No.10522390]

>>10522371
I'm pretty sure I could drink your fairy ass under the table. If you hinge your masculinity onto to fact you can drink high proof liquor, you really need to re-evaluate your life. Lift some weights or join the military or something for fucks sake.

[Anonymous No.10522394]

>>10522390
You're the one bitching and accusing people of being insecure for their drink of choice. So go fuck yourself bugman.

[Anonymous No.10522395]

>>10522371
drinking straight vodka is just good economics

you get drunk faster, so it costs you less to drink

[Anonymous No.10522397]

>>10522390
>Join the military
Peak S O Y

[Anonymous No.10522399]

>>10522395
>vodka
>good at economics
I knew it, russians are jews in disguise.

[Anonymous No.10522401]

>>10522395
If you want that then you drink goon, not vodka

[Friendly Neighborhood Carnivor(...) No.10522414]

>>10522385
Man I just want to feed her delicious wholesome fatty meat until she's healthy again and turn her into a beautiful mother.

[Anonymous No.10522416]

>>10522394
My original point was that people act like drinking straight liquor is somehow manly. It's not. And the old time-y people who get romanticized for doing so were drinking watered down swill anyway. No one likes straight liquor and people who say any different are fucking lying pretentious faggots.

[Anonymous No.10522470]

>>10522416
if it was then non alcoholic imitation liquor would be a thing, but it's not. I've been drinking on and off hard for 15 years now and it all still taste like complete ass from top shelf shit to piss swill.

[Anonymous No.10522485]

>>10522401
1 shot of vodka is 1 standard drink, but you'll get more drunk from 1 shot of vodka than you will from 1 beer, which is usually also 1 standard drink

potency matters to first pass metabolism filtration, so something 40% and strong will take you further than something 13% and cheap, even if you can have greater amounts of the cheap stuff

also good about high potency is it doesnt make you spew from just having too much liquids

[Anonymous No.10522489]

>>10522470
>non alcoholic imitation liquor
It is a thing, but for obvious reasons, it's not super popular. I heard some story on it recently.

[Anonymous No.10522520]

>>10519874
Have any of you ever had this? It's actually not bad. Melts really well.

[Anonymous No.10522525]

>>10522520
I'm poor, but not that poor.

[Anonymous No.10522532]

>>10522268
i'm from new orleans and what is this

[Anonymous No.10522539]

>>10522346
>"straight" whiskey was like 10-25% before the modern era.

So is this true?

[Anonymous No.10522544]

>>10519175
Looks like fruit leather, which is super tasty.

[Anonymous No.10522554]

>>10520941
If you put this in a modern art exhibition it will be studied carefully by the liberal snobs.

[Anonymous No.10522558]

>>10522554
Maybe I will then.

[Anonymous No.10522562]

>>10522554
I can literally take a fat shit on the floor and then put a sign on it while they watch and claim it's art, and they'll call you the next Mozart.

[Anonymous No.10522564]

>>10522416
Keep repeating it was watered down on average without providing any proof, maybe that way it'll become true.

Newsflash you retarded cuntlicker, the government wanted their soldiers drunk, high proof beverages were even provided as rations by the british, go suck a cock dumbfuck.

[Anonymous No.10522569]

>>10520941
im fairly certain this is loss

>>10519874
the worrying bit is not that its government issue, plenty of government issue things are just fine

the worrying bit is that it doesnt say what type of cheese

[Anonymous No.10522572]

>>10522539
I really don't feel like digging around for sources, but if you care to do some reading. Things like the history of liquor "proof", The Bottled In Bond Act, and the Pure Food and Drug Act will get you pointed in the right direction.

[Anonymous No.10522575]

>>10522554
>>10522562
Man, you guys really need someone to feel superior to don't you?

[Anonymous No.10522577]

>>10522160
americans are afraid of produce

>>10519424
looks like a Whippet but taller to me

>>10522539
i cant say for sure but regulations saying what constitutes real whisky are fairly recent and before then a lot of whiskys were watered down and

>>10522346
>nu-male masculinity reclamation.
or fortified with something cheaper
it's amazing how well modern soyboy numale garbage can all be found on sites like artofmanliness.com

beards, grain alcohols, lumberjack flannel, that same gelled hairstyle they all have, it's all stuff they do to appear "manly" because they're not actually manly enough to just be confident and secure in themselves

[Anonymous No.10522587]

>>10522564
>the government wanted their soldiers drunk, high proof beverages were even provided as rations by the british, go suck a cock dumbfuck
Maybe that's why Britain kept losing wars after that point.

[Anonymous No.10522588]

>>10522577
>i cant say for sure but regulations saying what constitutes real whisky are fairly recent and before then a lot of whiskys were watered down and

>regulations come into place
>OH YEAH THIS MEANS WHISKEY WAS FAKE BEFORE

Well, then I guess every food that has it's own designation of origin was fake before or whatever the watered down equivalent is. Damn, prosciutto was fake, most cheeses were fake, they were probably 10% cheese and 90% sawdust, fuck.

Kill yourself, but non-sarcastically.

[Anonymous No.10522589]

>>10522575
>t. art history major
Don't worry, maybe one day you won't be a disappointment

[Anonymous No.10522594]

>>10522589
I don't know shit about art though, and I don't want to

[Anonymous No.10522596]

>>10522587
Nope, liquor was issued until WWI in thew army and 1970 in the RN. ironically they became dry when their empire collapsed.

[Anonymous No.10522598]

>>10522594
>I don't know shit about art
So an art major then :^)

[Anonymous No.10522605]

>>10522588
>Damn, prosciutto was fake, most cheeses were fake, they were probably 10% cheese and 90% sawdust, fuck.
this has historically actually been a problem and it's why things like wine snobbery actually work -- branding literally was a way to tell what foods were able to be trusted to be actually quality and indeed made with real food. counterfeit food has always been a thing.

for example, many breads were stretched with chalk or bone meal, whisky and scotch were indeed often cut with moonshine to keep prices down, even in modern china you can't be sure whether you're getting virgin oil or gutter oil

>>10522596
>>10522587
>>10522564
canada only stopped allowing sailors to drink on warships because someone raped (and maybe killed i dont remember) a chick in a hotel room last year and even then it was transparently new commanders and chiefs wanting to come in with a bang since why would you ban drinking on ships in response to a hotel party ending up like a Muhreen tusday morning shore leave

canada stronk

[Anonymous No.10522610]

>>10522241
I love that ck hates fit with a passion, just because fit is fit

[Anonymous No.10522613]

>>10522605
>literally addreses the sawdust cheese claim as if it was true
I didn't know you were fucked in the head mate. If you think people are retarded and can't tell between proper whiskey and watered down shit or cheese with fucking sawdust in it, you are retarded as fuck, you should be on disability but unironically. People back then were not a bunch of cockmongling soy sissies so I'm going to let you figure out what would happen to a guy who scammed people on whiskey or anything for that matter after a few sales. Protip: It involves death. Not that people bought that shit from strangers anyway, they knew better.

Now go make more assumptions without knowing fuck-all about the past, having no proof whatsoever, and taking people for retards.

[Anonymous No.10522616]

>>10522610
>a bunch of obese people obsessed with food and alcoholics hate people who take care of themselves and look good
Well, I'm in shock now.

[Anonymous No.10522618]

>>10522613
>People back then were not a bunch of cockmongling soy sissies so I'm going to let you figure out what would happen to a guy who scammed people on whiskey
it's not really a scam when 99% of manufacturers are doing it and the 1% that aren't make shit that is vastly out of your price range

food and drink standards have only increased because people can afford it. commies will meme out about growing income disparity but you or I make more on min wage, relative to our expenses, than some 30s wagie would have


btw
>hurr if u maek bad suff ppl will beat u up!!!
i take it you're an avid reader of artofmanliness.com and think that life used to be like james bond films. protip. it wasn't

[Anonymous No.10522635]

>>10522618
>it's not really a scam when 99% of manufacturers are doing it and the 1% that aren't make shit that is vastly out of your price range
Now you're even pulling numbers out of your ass! Nice!
Try again with tangible proof and stop ranting.

>btw
>hurr if u maek bad suff ppl will beat u up!!!
>i take it you're an avid reader of artofmanliness.com and think that life used to be like james bond films. protip. it wasn't
Woah, quite the debate switch isn't it.
Why yes, I'm pretty sure if a relative of yours died because some shady guy sold him whiskey with tasty methanol in it that shady guy would go underground pretty quickly.

You have to understand that even though that your actions and response to, for example, watching a loved one of yours being beaten up and raped would be dropping in the floor sobbing and imagining yourself enjoying a soy milkshake, people back then were not like that and certainly cared about their family, and were gladly willing to kill someone in retailation if they harmed someone close to them. It wasn't edgy or artofmanlinesque, it was "normal" back then.

Anything else?

[Anonymous No.10522653]

>>10522635
>Anything else?
you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded. go cry into your "neat whisky on the rocks, straight" you jameson-quaffing piece of portland-tier desperate numale garbage

[Anonymous No.10522661]

>>10522653
Nice to know you felt the burn.
You've already made yourself the laughing-stock of this thread so I don't have anything else to add.
Just fyi, wanna know what's funnier than someone who grasps at artificial masculinity? Actual destitutes masculinity-wise like you who instead of grasping at whatever they can hold, they accept their soyboyism, and think themselves higher than their equals who try to pretend. You're below them, don't fool yourself.
I bet you're one of those "proud cuckold" guys. Good on you, soyfriend.

t. 6 feet 1 blond chad /fit/izen

[Anonymous No.10522754]

>>10522346
Maybe if you're a worthless fucking American sure, and true Scotsmen let their whisky down with a little water anyway

[Anonymous No.10522767]

>>10522754
yeah a fucking drop. get fucked you retarded Haggistani

[Anonymous No.10522781]

>>10519451
Spanish

[Anonymous No.10522782]

>>10522767
Keep crying you fat little American soyboy

[Anonymous No.10522801]

>>10522782
>soyboy
says the guy that wears a fucking dress

[Anonymous No.10522819]

>>10522801
Hasn't ever stopped me getting my dick wet, especially with your women who seem to love it

[Anonymous No.10522821]

>>10522801
>g.g.guy I am a manly man I have an epic beard and I'm bald an dI raise my wife's son. I also have epic pinkie pie and adventure time sleeve tattoos and I wear glass frames without glasses because intelligent people wear glasses! haha your traditional outfit look like a dress you are totally less manly than me!
Projecting that hard means the poison is entering terminal phase. Your mouth shouldn't be able to close by now.

[Anonymous No.10522830]

[Anonymous No.10522831]

>>10522819
Yes, because women love a hairy, smelly manlet who sounds like a lawnmower when he talks.
>>10522821
if only you could appreciate the irony of your post

[Anonymous No.10522832]

>>10522831
Prove us wrong

[Anonymous No.10522839]

>>10519175
>bakkwa is the greatest por-
Aw shit what the fuk

[Anonymous No.10522842]

>>10519874
Why is that yellow plasticine labeled as cheese

[Anonymous No.10522844]

>>10522831
Your whore mother never complained

[Anonymous No.10522847]

>>10522844
Which one of these did you think was my mom?

[Anonymous No.10522851]

>>10520066
pan
gohan

[Anonymous No.10522858]

>>10522839
I wish bakkwa wasn't so fucking sweet

[Anonymous No.10522860]

>>10519964
My town has turned into this

[Anonymous No.10522861]

>>10522217
Are Rick and Morty fans even old enough to drink?

[Anonymous No.10522865]

>>10519499
Poor stu got turned to sausages.

[Anonymous No.10522871]

>>10522830
How many calories can you ingest before you vomit or shit? Can you eat this in a sitting? Does it matter about calorie density even? Say if you ate a pil which somehow has 10k calories, what does your body do, just pass it through? What if it was a sandwich with 10k, but normal size?

[Anonymous No.10522879]

>>10519424
Those are teacakes

[Anonymous No.10522934]

[Anonymous No.10522948]

>>10519424
we call them super dickmans. no homo

[Anonymous No.10522949]

>>10519450
they're called zoenen
they abolished the name negerzoenen quite a while ago

[Anonymous No.10522979]

>>10522610
Yeah dude people on fit totally lift amirite
Haha lol

[Anonymous No.10523032]

>>10519424
Teacakes

[Anonymous No.10523034]

True horror

[Anonymous No.10523056]

>>10523034
What is wrong with sharts?

[Anonymous No.10523124]

>>10522830
Do Americans really consume this?

[Anonymous No.10523130]

>>10520278
You do, but the internet made it into a big incorrent thing, you're suppose to remove the bone and gut from the fermented fish.

This guy does a good job explaining how to eat it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGRyr8yIo9w

[Anonymous No.10523165]

>>10523056
that's a columbian thing you dumb nigger

[Anonymous No.10523169]

>almost 200 posts in
>still no Hurgin

[Anonymous No.10523178]

>>10520395
Kek

[Anonymous No.10523215]

>>10522414
>she
Namefag I...

[Anonymous No.10523217]

>>10522831
you don't know what irony means. Probably an effect of the poison, or at least how you ended up committing that dietary suicide at least.

[Anonymous No.10523230]

>>10522871

damn, now i'm curious too

[Anonymous No.10523267]

>>10519426
You probably mean "bonbons"

[Anonymous No.10523277]

>>10519424
Negerküsse, du dummer Jude

[Anonymous No.10523295]

>>10519451
they speak a retarded version of English

[Anonymous No.10523308]

>>10523295
It's the more popular version worldwide by far, though, so make of that what you will.

[Anonymous No.10523316]

>>10523308
except every country teach English, not American

[Anonymous No.10523319]

>>10523295
English is our language now, slave.

[Anonymous No.10523347]

>>10523034
>when you listen to ween

[Anonymous No.10523355]

>>10523316
Name me at least 5 non-native English speakers who speak England's English outside of England.

[Anonymous No.10523357]

>>10522871
ask competitive food eaters

[Anonymous No.10523362]

>>10523319
>not having your own language

Being a filthy colony must be suffering

[Anonymous No.10523367]

>>10522227
>Taking any video of Paul Joseph "buy my brain pills" Watson's seriously.

[Anonymous No.10523369]

>>10519837
UK people have retarded names, Mr tyre

[Anonymous No.10523370]

>>10523034
>>10523165
Wait that's an actual thing that spics do?

[Anonymous No.10523372]

[Anonymous No.10523378]

>>10522416
>No one likes straight liquor and people who say any different are fucking lying pretentious faggots.
Yeah I'm sure all the alcoholics who drink straight liquor at home all alone just do it to look pretentious. Every thread there is a faggot like you who got molested by his drunk ass dad and has to play internet anti alcohol hero.

[Anonymous No.10523387]

>>10523362
It was. Which is why we aren't a colony anymore. Speaking of colonies, how's the mighty British empire doing these days? Oh, right. It's long gone and now there is Sharia law in London.

[Anonymous No.10523420]

>>10523387
Couldn't tell you, I'm not a bong

[Anonymous No.10523421]

>>10523420
They don't teach history in your country?

[Anonymous No.10523426]

>>10523421
>implying the education system would talk about muslims overtaking the West

[Anonymous No.10523430]

>>10522385
RIP draugr

[Anonymous No.10523436]

[Anonymous No.10523442]

[Anonymous No.10523444]

>>10519874
that stuff brings back memories of my time living in a VAN down by the RIVER

[Anonymous No.10523490]

>>10522268
I see michigan is in the house

[Anonymous No.10523603]

>>10523165
>56% goblin detected

[Anonymous No.10523610]

>>10523603
>being this black
ouch

[Anonymous No.10523639]

>>10519778
>implying you aren't Stu

[Anonymous No.10523709]

Whoever made this, thanks for ruining first grade asshole

[Anonymous No.10523746]

>>10523370
Yes. Here in Colombia we do the same thing with aguapanela too.

[Anonymous No.10523775]

>>10519424

[Anonymous No.10523776]

>>10522598
>Implying you know anything about art.
Don't you have a mcchicken to be eating?

[Anonymous No.10523792]

>>10522268

>raw onions on a hotdog
>mustard with chili
>on a fucking doughnut

FUCK OFF

[Anonymous No.10523842]

>>10523124
Yes, this is what we mean when we say "soft drink" (because of the soft serve, get it?). It's a standard drink at restaurant and fast food places.

[Anonymous No.10523844]

>>10520842
To me it tastes like that Mexican Longhorn Queso that's always on sale.

[Anonymous No.10523883]

>>10523217
Jesus Christ, either you're a competent troll, or Scotland has an education system that makes Mississippi look good.

[Anonymous No.10523894]

>>10523378
They do it because they are a drug addict you retreated. I guess heroin users reuse needles because they love that built up flavor.

[Anonymous No.10523914]

>>10523355
Rab C Nesbitt
Billy Connolly
Sean Connery
Ally McCoist
Ewan McGregor

[Anonymous No.10523930]

>>10523378
Buddy I'll tell you right now that I drink a fucking lot of whiskey by itself at home and flavor has absolutely nothing to do with. If faygo cotton candy soda got me drunk, I'd drink that instead

[Anonymous No.10523960]

>>10523034
I actually love this one

[Anonymous No.10523968]

get outta here, woot

[Anonymous No.10524035]

[Anonymous No.10524065]

>>10523709
What is it? Looks good

[Anonymous No.10524103]

Can someone post the webm where the german lady makes a giant lasagna of like cookies, giant chocolate bars, tomato sauce, huge bon bons, etc

still looking for sauce on that too.

[Anonymous No.10524111]

>>10519175
>ketchup slices
>being that much of a fucking lazy neckbeard

[Anonymous No.10524190]

>>10519414
The fuck? This shit is amazing.

[Anonymous No.10524213]

>>10522385
Eugenia would actually be really pretty if she wasn't such a fucking skeleton. At least she's sweet. Her Twitch streams are adorable

[Anonymous No.10524233]

>>10524213
Eh. Mental illness is the biggest red flag a girl can have. She most likely has a fuckton of psychological luggage to deal with besides the obvious, which you just aren't privy to through her stream.

[Anonymous No.10524236]

>>10519489
>implying we can afford it

[Anonymous No.10524241]

>>10522385
I want to repeatedly impregnate her and have her give me a non-stop stream of stillbirths

[Anonymous No.10524242]

>>10524233
Yeah, you're probably right, my ex was one of those types. She was fucked up beyond belief. I hope she does well for herself.

Also checked

[Anonymous No.10524288]

>>10523370
beaner here, have NEVER seen this

[Anonymous No.10524350]

>>10519175
I wonder what the profit margin is. That stuff is probably below one cent per slice.

[Anonymous No.10524356]

>>10519424
Black Gentlemen Smooches (the good kind, not the rapey kind)

[Anonymous No.10524384]

>>10519182
cursed as fuck

[Anonymous No.10524486]

>>10520267
>raresalmonella.jpg

[Anonymous No.10524518]

>>10522268
o kurwa

[Anonymous No.10524536]

>>10522577
AoM actually does give people information they can use to make themselves more independent, healthy and confident though.

Or do you think learning how to lift weights and be financially independent is soyboy now?

[Anonymous No.10524562]

>>10522217
I've had it. Thankfully it was on tap so I did not see the cans. It's fine if you like really fruity IPA. I don't, though. IPAs are a much more poisonous meme than Rick and Morty

[Anonymous No.10524566]

>>10522861
I hate this show so fucking much but sadly, only 24-40 year old's watch this annoying "cartoon" so they are clearly old enough to fuck their liver up and... ¿who am I to fucking judge them? Cheers fellow old soul.

[Anonymous No.10524609]

>>10519424
rubber bullets with creamy filling

[Anonymous No.10524660]

>>10519175
there's nothing new under the sun

[Anonymous No.10524731]

>>10522268
my heart aches when i see this
t. polack

[Anonymous No.10524737]

>>10522613
There is literally sawdust (labelled cellulose) in many cheeses/cheese products. get informed faggot

[Anonymous No.10524775]

>>10524737
It's not literally sawdust.

[Anonymous No.10524797]

>>10519175
i love fruit rollups

[Anonymous No.10524815]

>>10522337
>it smells like permanent marker
Someone on the other side of the room cracked open a bottle of Southern Comfort and I seriously thought that some girl was using fingernail polish remover at a party

[Anonymous No.10524940]

>>10519424
mudslime country calls them ras el abed which translates to head of the slave

[Anonymous No.10524964]

>>10519424
It's called "nigger head".

[Anonymous No.10524996]

>>10523436
looks like the nasty patty from spongebob

[Anonymous No.10525022]

>>10520835
What the fuck Britain? How'd you manage to make salsbury steak even worse.

[Anonymous No.10525092]

>>10523709
>first grade asshole
chris_hansen.jpg

[Anonymous No.10525102]

>>10519424
Teta de nega
black tits

[Anonymous No.10525132]

>>10519499
I read it as stfu. Lol

[Anonymous No.10525156]

>>10523444
Kys... again

[Anonymous No.10525162]

>>10519778
kek

[Anonymous No.10525217]

>>10519874
N O F R I L L S

[Anonymous No.10525221]

>>10524731
Oh, get off your high horse. I don't get my panties in a wad when some other country does their take on a burger that I find disgusting. Don't be like the shit skins and cry about "muh culture vultures"

[Anonymous No.10525307]

>>10522830
>>10523124
>>10522871
There was a Baskin-Robbins chocolate oreo shake that had 2600 calories and 363g sugar. They don't make it anymore because it got memed on too much.

[Anonymous No.10525409]

>>10523709
>ruining first grade asshole
Why are you invested in the state of the assholes of first graders?

[Anonymous No.10525451]

>>10519424
One last trip through flavortown

[Anonymous No.10525458]

>>10524815
the active ingredient is the same in both

[Anonymous No.10525468]

>>10525458
Acetone?

[Anonymous No.10525508]

>>10522217
america needs to be gassed + bombed

[Anonymous No.10525516]

>>10523709
meh. nothing like meat, but has its own appeal, like falafel or tempeh

[Anonymous No.10525548]

>>10525468
in cheaper whiskies and higher end markers, yes

[Anonymous No.10525559]

>>10520267
I had buffalo wild wings once and there was a raw chicken nugget once it ruined bww for me

[Anonymous No.10525563]

>>10524236
Maybe you could if you didn’t spend all your money on avocado toast.

[Anonymous No.10525570]

>>10519451
american

[Anonymous No.10525578]

>>10522227
>taking advice on the degeneracy of modern society from a literal homosexual

[Anonymous No.10525622]

>>10522217

>wide open s o y s m i l e

[Anonymous No.10525624]

>>10522385
Sweet Jesus someone get her a burger ASAP.

[Anonymous No.10525626]

>>10525548
vERY interesting

[Anonymous No.10525651]

>>10519175
only gayboys dissaprove of ketchup singles.

[Anonymous No.10525673]

>>10523124
well yeah, some do

probably the hideously overweight ones you see in meme pics online

[Anonymous No.10525690]

>>10522539
idk but there's this:
>Following England's conquest of Jamaica in 1655, a half pint or "2 gills" of rum gradually replaced beer and brandy as the drink of choice. Given to the sailor straight, this caused additional problems, as some sailors saved the rum rations for several days to drink all at once. Due to the subsequent illness and disciplinary problems, the rum was mixed with water. This both diluted its effects and accelerated its spoilage, preventing hoarding of the allowance. Vernon's 1740 order that the daily rum issue of a half pint of rum be mixed with one quart of water and issued in two servings, before noon and after the end of the working day, became part of the official regulations of the Royal Navy in 1756 and lasted for more than two centuries.

[Anonymous No.10525706]

>>10519499
that looks like if you dry swallowed a can of vienna sausages after eating $15 worth of taco bell, and your body digested maybe a quarter of it.

[Anonymous No.10525711]

>>10519778
that episode freaked me the F out as a kid, dreams are weird

[Anonymous No.10525734]

>>10524731
if it makes you feel any better, it was mostly a publicity stunt. in SE michigan, fat tuesday is known as pazcki day, and every bakery and donut shop makes at least a thousand of them.
>>10523792
raw onions on a hot dog are pretty commonplace.
coney sauce has as much to do with chili as marinara does with ragu.
like i said before, publicity stunt.

i feel like you're one of those people who go to a restaurant and ask for everything on separate plates. or write a yelp review based on their chicken tendies.

[Anonymous No.10525752]

>>10525734
>or write a yelp review based on their chicken tendies.
Why Are Americans So Obsessed With Yelp?

[Anonymous No.10525787]

>>10525752
I find it is a good reference point when I don't know about a place

Also, I love reading reviews for things that everyone knows will be shit anyway, like McDonald's. Reading the reviews at the local zero-star locations can be pretty funny.

[Anonymous No.10525801]

>>10525752
>>10525787
If nothing else, getting a few average joe's pictures gives me a good idea of how about what I'll expect to get there. I don't really go off of the reviews since people are generally retarded. And also, love to shit on good restaurants because of politics. I remember one BBQ place I like getting a huge wave of people giving them a shitty rating because some retarded nigger thought that their "Don't tread on me" flag was a white supremacy icon.

[Anonymous No.10525809]

>>10525752
I live by reviews.

Also, it helps us socially awkward millennials get an idea of what's served, what kind of environment it is, what we can expect to pay and whatever other details we're concerned about. I know exactly what I'm going to order before even walking into a prospective restaurant.

[Anonymous No.10525913]

>>10520066
>rice
>bread
>pasta
I'm not keto or anything but holy fuck there's such a thing as too many carbs

[Anonymous No.10525946]

>>10525787
>>10525801
>>10525809

[Anonymous No.10525953]

>>10522577
>they're not actually manly enough to just be confident and secure in themselves
take it from me, I unironically wear hawaiian shirts, a fanny pack, and crocs and I FUCK

[Anonymous No.10525966]

>>10524536
AoM is for manchildren who are too stupid to figure out basic things like how to shave or how to buy clothing. it's one step away from oldschool PUA in terms of sheer cringe levels

[Anonymous No.10525977]

>>10519420
Not this in

[Anonymous No.10525993]

>>10523295
Stay mad dad.

[Anonymous No.10526006]

>>10523169
heh

[Anonymous No.10526018]

>>10524536
>>10525966
It's that some of the things they offer do coincide with self improvement, but that's not what they are selling. They are selling a lifestyle of "here's what we think is manly" You need to drink $120 a bottle whiskey out of our branded flask, wear tailored suits and impress your boss in your sales job, buy our box set that always includes a hatchet for some god damned reason, and only try to start a fire without matches, because only someone who isn't many would dare to be prepared for the proper equipment.

I don't have a problem with most anything they do as an individual piece, but it's the way they put it all together that really annoys me.

[Anonymous No.10526034]

>>10519414
This is the only food that looks like it was drawn by jlulaby.

[Anonymous No.10526043]

>>10519874
>no frills

Send it back.

[Anonymous No.10526058]

>>10526006
this isn't funny anymore. it's obvious the guy was trolling, it's not particularly shocking, it's just a HowToSimple tier "lel i ruined sum food haha XD" shitpost.

>>10526018
>it's the way they put it all together that really annoys me.
this is what I was getting at before in the original post, they present a lifestyle of "manliness" based on cariacature and memes
>some of the things they offer do coincide with self improvement,
again, what few things do are usually things that only manchildren need to read an article about. things like how to shave and how to exercise. things that were common sense to people as little as 10 years ago, but even within a generation, there's been some divide or another that has resulted in utterly inept people who can't do anything without an internet guide. but it's those inept people who are so unsure of themselves and so distinctly unmanly that they get sucked into this aesthetic of flannel and hair gel and hip flasks and straight whisky.

i remember, when I was younger, people who were like that were branded as try-hards. but now it's normal to be that sort of try-hard. it's disgusting. i'm thankful i'm not american so i dont have to deal with so many of them

>>10522754
true fact, it's also why ice is added to whisky and why bars don't use fucking refrigerated rocks like some numales seem to think is appropriate

[Anonymous No.10526063]

A classic

[Anonymous No.10526072]

>>10526063
and they say the black man doesn't care for his family.

[Anonymous No.10526074]

Aussies.

[Anonymous No.10526088]

>>10526074
this is actually really good shit, how is it any different from slathering nutella and jam on instead?

[Anonymous No.10526101]

>>10526063
>any flavor faygo only
cracks me up every time

[Anonymous No.10526110]

>>10526063
>>10526101
The best thing about this is that you really can't tell if it's a black or white nigger.

[Anonymous No.10526112]

>>10526110
>baby mother
definitely affluent college age wh*tes trying to act hood

[Anonymous No.10526119]

>>10526074
what's going on with those sugar cookies

[Anonymous No.10526158]

>>10526101
>>10526063
the fuckbis faygo?

[Anonymous No.10526174]

>>10526158
it's a major brand of colored sodas. it's not as big as pepsico or coca-cola but they make a lot of fruit flavored sodas that are, arguably, better than what pepsico and coca-cola make between them, and even if not, faygo comes in many flavors that other big name soda drink makers don't offer

many people meme out about it being "Nazi Coke" because it got its start as re-branded coca-cola during WWII so that coca-cola could maintain its international presence, but im fairly certain faygo split off at some point and is now its own thing

[Anonymous No.10526179]

>>10522346
Sadly true.
Pewdiepie drinks whiskey.

[Anonymous No.10526219]

>>10519424
Practice M781

[Anonymous No.10526223]

>>10520267
I've actually had chicken like this, I would make the cuts too thick and I would be too lazy to re-heat it.
Did not taste bad but I knew how stupid I was being

[Anonymous No.10526464]

>>10526174
Oh I live in Phoenix. We have mexican sodas, not cheese land ones as our shitty off brands.

[Anonymous No.10526516]

>>10524241
this is the best thing ive read all day.

[Anonymous No.10526613]

>>10520278
>They don't eat this for real though, right? It's just a macho thing like whiskey?
t.

[Anonymous No.10526617]

>>10526613
>t. wannabe man
How was your most recent Bespoke Post box anon?

[Anonymous No.10526640]

>>10525563
>falling for boomer memes

[Anonymous No.10526667]

>>10519424
Mallowpuffs - nz

[Anonymous No.10526705]

>>10522301
Alpo belongs on /an/

[Anonymous No.10526805]

>>10526074
That looks fucking good, man. No different than donuts or cinnamon rolls or sweetbread. It's just sweets and baked goods.

[Anonymous No.10526950]

dirt cookies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3337cj4sJQ

[Anonymous No.10527030]

>>10522385
Man Skyrim mods are crazy these days

[Anonymous No.10527724]

[Anonymous No.10527904]

>>10519451
Ebonics

[Anonymous No.10527907]

>>10519874
Always thought this was some inside joke for cheap cheese but there's actually real life government cheese

[Anonymous No.10527958]

>>10522235
>calls anon a faggot for looking PJW
>while quoting a line from star trek

[Anonymous No.10528031]

>>10519778