Is he right? What hot sauce would you recommend, /ck/?

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Anonymous Sat Apr 28 02:13:43 2018 No.10517551 [Reply] [Original]

Is he right?
What hot sauce would you recommend, /ck/?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 02:16:37 2018 No.10517560 >>10517551 Those are both unironically good hot sauces. DD is a bit too hot for me to use as liberally as SA.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 02:18:28 2018 No.10517567 Took me a while to realise he is mentioning two sauces, not one. I assumed he was just a faggot like you, OP.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 02:20:50 2018 No.10517579 >>10517560 Do you like the flavor of dirty dicks more than Secret Aardvark or nah? I've been quite fond of Brunster's Shit the Bed sauce myself. It has a smokey, full-bodied flavour and quite a kick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 02:21:52 2018 No.10517586 >>10517567 If you don't like hot sauce why do you post in these threads? Genuine question...

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 02:22:12 2018 No.10517587 File: 28 KB, 480x480, 125436[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10517551 Go ahead and explain to everyone (and yourself) why you need some expensive special hot sauce

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 02:23:45 2018 No.10517589 >>10517587 They have a more complex flavor profile, are spicier and tastier on other foods than TP.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 02:24:59 2018 No.10517593 >>10517579 I prefer the roasted tomato flavor of Secret Aardvark. I'm also not a hot head so I prefer the heat level and can comfortably use more of it. I only heard of Brunster's for the first time in a thread last week; never tried it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 02:25:35 2018 No.10517596 >>10517589 hot sauce isnt for a flavor, its for heat. damn city people

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 02:25:40 2018 No.10517597 >>10517586 It's the daily shilling of SA I dislike.

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 02:26:55 2018 No.10517604

>>10517596
really just joking but i just looked up that aardvark shit

im going to give you a really good piece of advice that you really need to listen to

don't buy ultra premium priced shit that's sold in a plastic bottle. that's an insult to you as a customer. it's the company basically laughing in your face as they steal your money for being stupid.

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 02:27:49 2018 No.10517610

>>10517593
Secret Aardvark Habanero sauce is a tad too sweet for my tastes, and I'm a big hothead so I like my sauces a bit spicier myself. I loved the flavor and the balance of vinegar and garlic in it though.

You should try Shit The Bed Black Label, it's really, really good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 02:30:16 2018 No.10517623 >>10517597 Not everyone who posts about a massively popular hot sauce is a shill. Just sayin'... I saw 2 Secret Aardvark threads get deleted in the past week even though most of the discussion was on point in spite of the anti-SA shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 02:32:22 2018 No.10517635 >>10517604 The plastic is 15% recycled so it's better for the environment and $12 isn't what I consider to be ultra premium priced for a good hot sauce.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 02:32:24 2018 No.10517636 >>10517610 >Shit The Bed Black Label I hate the "meme food" meme, but looking that up it sounds like it's actually a meme. Still sounds good, but too hot for my taste to spend $25 on.

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 02:35:47 2018 No.10517647

>>10517635
the environment? it's fucking plastic anon, meaning there's BPA and microplastics going into your body.

don't buy ultra premium priced shit that's sold in fucking plastic. it's an insult to you. 6 times the cost of most common consumer brands means yes it is ultra premium

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 02:35:59 2018 No.10517648

>>10517636
I wouldn't really call it a meme honestly, the name might be a little whacky but it's a fantastic product. If Dd was a bit too spicy for you, you may not like Shit The Bed or Shit The Bed Black Label but I appreciate that you gave it enough thought to do your own research. Not enough people do that on here imo.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 02:37:46 2018 No.10517655 >>10517647 >BPA >microplastics What?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 02:40:42 2018 No.10517666 File: 135 KB, 512x411, 1520445155411.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw wanna try the new sauces from Hot Ones >shipping costs way more than the bottle itself to get it here

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 02:42:19 2018 No.10517672

>>10517655
every single plastic product is lined with BPA, a xenoestrogen which is noted for its effects on the human body

every single plastic product contains microplastics, particles of plastic 11-14 nanometers across that are so small, they do not ever leave your body once you consume them

so yes, these reasons, as well as common fucking sense, mean that any premium product should be sold in a glass bottle and they're insulting you if it's not, period

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 02:42:47 2018 No.10517676 >>10517666 Where do you live? I sent an Australian anon on here a care package with all the SA flavors + some personal picks just for the cost of shipping.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 02:44:00 2018 No.10517681 >>10517676 Australia, funnily enough.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 02:45:21 2018 No.10517686 >>10517672 Can you prove that eating microplastics is bad for you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 02:53:26 2018 No.10517709 >>10517681 Do you have a throwaway email?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 02:53:36 2018 No.10517710 >>10517648 Nah, I called it a meme because the first thing that came up was how it blew up as an internet challenge and was crowdfunded.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 02:54:12 2018 No.10517711 >>10517686 No. You know it is, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 02:55:37 2018 No.10517716 >>10517710 Bunster's had to get the money back from R&D somehow.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 02:57:03 2018 No.10517722 >>10517711 I don't think xenoestrogens and microplastics are technically bad for you. Microplastics wouldn't even show up on a xray for instance how could it effect the cells?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 02:57:36 2018 No.10517724 >>10517709 Yeah but I'm good for now, cheers anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 02:59:05 2018 No.10517736 >>10517724 No worries, just thought I'd offer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 02:59:16 2018 No.10517737 >>10517722 >Microplastics wouldn't even show up on a xray for instance how could it effect the cells? holy shit anon. you realize contaminants in the body tend to lodge into certain places and cause cancer in those places, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:01:38 2018 No.10517745 >>10517737 Actually the liver and kidneys filters contaminates out into our urine and feces which is then excreted out of the body. They don't "build up" at all. And cancer is actually caused by rapidly dividing cells

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:10:55 2018 No.10517780 >>10517711 Not him, but plastic is made from natural materials in oils from the earth, there really not as bad as ppl say that are for you

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:13:04 2018 No.10517787

>>10517745
>Contaminants do not build up in the body
>Every single thing is intelligently excreted by our mutant, alien-designed cybernetic kidneys and liver

This is what happens when you try to educate someone here. Get 80 iq sensibilities spat back in your face

>>10517780
Holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:14:54 2018 No.10517793 >>10517787 I asked you to provide a source saying eating microplastics is bad for you and you refused yet you still expect me to buy your B.S. and now your calling me stupid even though i made sense in my post and you don't

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:17:25 2018 No.10517805 >>10517793 I didn't refuse, I said there isn't one. >I made sense To yourself. You're stupid, so you usually think most things you think make sense. I'm really weary of stupid people, goodnight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:20:56 2018 No.10517812 >>10517805 >I didn't refuse, I said there isn't one. At least you can admit when your wrong. You can't call me stupid when your the one making a bold claim but then you admit you made it up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:24:32 2018 No.10517824 >>10517745 I have nothing to do with this thread, I just clicked the wrong board and saw this thread. You're a fucking moron holy shit -love /v/

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:26:05 2018 No.10517827 >>10517780 P.S This guy is an idiot too -love /v/

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:26:18 2018 No.10517828 >>10517824 You don't know anything, soyboy /v/ermin

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:27:23 2018 No.10517831 >>10517827 Its true tho look it up, or are u to busy having video games like a literal child?

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:28:32 2018 No.10517835

>>10517828
I do know that cancer is caused by mutations within the cells, which can be caused by a wide variety of things like UV rays or chemicals introduced in the body.
>>10517831
Unrefined oil comes from the Earth too, do you want to go out and chug a bottle of that? Moron.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:29:49 2018 No.10517841 >>10517835 Cancer is literally just cells dividing to much retardd

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:30:22 2018 No.10517844 >>10517841 Which is a mutation where the cells can't die like they're programmed, which is caused by... Look anon, you're a fucking retard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:31:11 2018 No.10517846 >>10517835 >Unrefined oil comes from the Earth too, do you want to go out and chug a bottle of that? even if i did it wouldnt be that bad because its not manmade it comes from the earth

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:31:51 2018 No.10517847 >>10517846 Go to bed Tyrone, trolling this late at night isn't good for your health.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:32:39 2018 No.10517848 tardvark.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:32:59 2018 No.10517849 >>10517844 You don't even know how to finish a sentence your the retard ed one here Cancer is caused when the cells divide to much instead of going slower look on bing or google if you need to, it sure as fuck sounds like you do moron.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:34:03 2018 No.10517852 >>10517849 Go to bed Darnell, trolling on the internet this late is bad for your health.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:35:05 2018 No.10517856 >>10517847 Im just sayin that plastics aint as bad as ppl try and say cus they come from the ground in the earth like everything else we eat. Your the troll trying to say everyones dumb and there not from the earth

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:35:54 2018 No.10517858 File: 21 KB, 218x265, 1515643917192.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10517856

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:36:06 2018 No.10517859 >>10517852 It's 9am where I live you stupid yank

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:38:02 2018 No.10517866 File: 10 KB, 285x298, 1515458563772.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10517859 I'm glad the education system at least managed to teach you how to tell time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:39:35 2018 No.10517869 >>10517866 Your country is ranked dead last in education in the West don't even start a fight you can't finish, you Amerimutt /v/tarddler

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:40:16 2018 No.10517873 File: 106 KB, 350x319, 1411008890706.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10517869 O B S E S S E D

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:41:38 2018 No.10517876

>>10517869
>Your country is ranked dead last in education in the West

Is that why almost every major technological and medical advancement comes from our country and why we have by far the highest share of world top universities in every area? I am confused

You do know that almost every top university in the world is in America and all of your actually useful people come here to learn from us, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:42:04 2018 No.10517878 >>10517873 I am obsessed with good education unlike the 56%

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:42:28 2018 No.10517879 >>10517878 I can see why since you've clearly never received one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:44:21 2018 No.10517884 >>10517879 I went to the most prestigious uni in a 50km area you ignorant mutt. Dont talk to your superior again unless spoken to

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:46:57 2018 No.10517888 File: 146 KB, 1200x1200, 1503755873483.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10517884 Hey, if your cousin's brother's sister's step-dad's homeschool was the most prestigious then that tells me everything I need to know.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:49:15 2018 No.10517892 >>10517812 Dude it's common sense that glass bottles are superior to plastic containers, BPA-free and microplastic-free or not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:50:59 2018 No.10517895 >>10517888 You sound like you're married to your cousin's brother's sister you fat mongloid. I'll have you know I went to Cambridge. You're not even old enough to go to uni, you're to busy playing your autistic video games.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:51:55 2018 No.10517898 File: 81 KB, 419x480, 1515466690704.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10517895 Alright anon, I'm going to go to bed. Thanks for the laughs, sport, you've been a real champ.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:52:01 2018 No.10517899 >>10517892 Not when the glass departs an unnatural flavour on the sauce its not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:53:03 2018 No.10517900 >>10517898 You should go to bed you have school in the morning, you fucking lardibum spaz.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:53:18 2018 No.10517902 >>10517895 >I went to Cambridge. >to 9/10 bait honestly

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:55:35 2018 No.10517906 >>10517902 How on Earth would it be "I went too Cambridge"? Do they not teach English in Amerimuttland? It sure as fuck sounds like they don't, you were probably only taught Spanish.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:57:19 2018 No.10517907 >>10517900 Another anon here, i actually go to no. 1 engineering department in europe. Don't find it as any OMG. Also, cousin's brother's sister is still a cousin.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:58:55 2018 No.10517910 >>10517899 >glass leaves unnatural flavour >plastic doesn't Wew

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 04:00:06 2018 No.10517912 This thread has single-handedly proven that /ck/ has a very low IQ.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 04:00:08 2018 No.10517914 >>10517906 Going to Cambridge means fuck all. If you wanted to prove a point, you would have said "I have graduated from Cambridge".

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 04:00:24 2018 No.10517916 >>10517907 >Every euro in thread goes to Europe's top universities I'm laughing so fucking hard at you kids right now >>10517906 Re-read your whole post you fucking scholar you

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 04:01:32 2018 No.10517919 >>10517907 Is that why you don't even know the name of the "number 1 engineering school in Europe"? That was the point you daft boy. You people are so fucking stupid it hurts to read the shite you spew.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 04:05:53 2018 No.10517929 >>10517916 I reread it and you're still a fucking spaz if you think the word 'to' is wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 04:06:19 2018 No.10517931 File: 3 KB, 600x275, sauces template.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how about we fill out this thing

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 04:07:09 2018 No.10517933 >>10517912 should screen shot the highlights and share with the other boards to kinkshame this shithole

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 04:07:41 2018 No.10517934 >>10517929 Cambridge-level intellect and awareness on display.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 04:08:29 2018 No.10517940 >>10517934 Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 04:11:42 2018 No.10517953 >>10517940 P.S: Americans aren't impressed by the idea of Cambridge. We have Harvard bro. Among all the other 18 of the 20 world top universities. Bad lie to pick. Don't be a bad guy, bin that lie!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 04:12:16 2018 No.10517954 >>10517931 With what? Hot sauces? There'd be more Mexican ones

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 04:12:52 2018 No.10517958 >>10517954 dont use it i'm a huge faggot and made the picture tiny

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 04:14:29 2018 No.10517962 >>10517953 Harvard lets any two-bit woman or colored in to meet diversity quotas, whilst Cambridge is in the highest echelon of fine education strictly based on merit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 04:15:17 2018 No.10517964 >>10517953 to quote Alucard: "if you're going to have a dick measuring contest with a woman, then you've been born with the world's cruelest handicap".

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 04:15:34 2018 No.10517966 >>10517962 coloured*

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 04:16:49 2018 No.10517972 >>10517964 To quote Merkel "Americans are the dumbest [people] on this planet".

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 04:17:42 2018 No.10517975 >>10517962 The only decent universities in the UK are all in Scotland at this point.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 04:22:46 2018 No.10517987 >>10517975 Except Cambridge. The oldest, wisest and most cherished uni in the UK and on Earth.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 04:40:42 2018 No.10518021 >>10517551 I would recommend Dr. Assburns, Ass Blaster or The Hottest Fucking Hot sauce

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 05:12:09 2018 No.10518074 File: 48 KB, 413x465, 1519782139046.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >This entire thread I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 05:42:15 2018 No.10518143 >>10517551 >white DDK on /ck/ What the fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 06:16:26 2018 No.10518203 >>10517587 Texas Pete's top tier, they have it at Chick Fil A

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 06:35:33 2018 No.10518225 Why are you asking here when you can ask your epic followers instead?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 06:37:55 2018 No.10518231 Spoiler: "dirty dicks" is not a sauce name

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 06:47:27 2018 No.10518255 >>10517596 Niggers use cheap hotsauce to cover up the taste shit food with heat. Are you a dirty nigger anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 06:51:02 2018 No.10518264 File: 17 KB, 400x400, 1523992627183.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10518255 >sauce that doesn't change the taste of the food drastically >used to cover up taste How white are you exactly?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 09:29:39 2018 No.10518580 >>10518264 >>10518255 why are americans so retarded

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 09:47:37 2018 No.10518620 >>10518580 Blame our education system, not all of us are that stupid though, just most of us

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 09:52:52 2018 No.10518626 >>10517964 Sorry you're right, we shouldn't be cruel to the tea-slaves of New Pakistan

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 10:24:38 2018 No.10518723 >>10518231 It is a hot sauce name... Bing it if you don't believe me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 10:26:54 2018 No.10518727 >>10518231 Nice job reusing the joke from >>10517567

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 10:27:46 2018 No.10518728 >>10518727 Those are 2 very different jokes actually.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 10:31:56 2018 No.10518740 >>10517551 >white james on my /ck/ huh

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 10:42:02 2018 No.10518761 >>10518740 Literally who?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 10:45:54 2018 No.10518770 File: 14 KB, 450x450, 3f77b566-0f61-48df-bf44-f80a885a91de_1.f6f9f89cb19643e7d9f0acc0a09bdacd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10517587 >texas pete's check out the big spender here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 10:47:42 2018 No.10518775 I don'y share my favorite things with people because then it will get popular and ruined.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 10:51:25 2018 No.10518786 File: 165 KB, 901x1200, 1517781150957.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10518775 >I don'y share my favorite things with people because then it will get popular and ruined.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 12:19:39 2018 No.10519051 >>10518225 I also value the opinions of my epic followers on /ck/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 12:23:21 2018 No.10519063 >>10518770 i saw text pete at the dollar tree the other day

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 12:32:31 2018 No.10519089 >>10519063 and that's a good thing.

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 13:20:36 2018 No.10519277

>>10517899
Bruh they specifically tell you not to reuse plastic water bottles and even in Africa where they leave the bottles in the sun to let the light disinfect the water they only use the bottles like twice, because the sunlight causes chemicals to leach out of the plastic.
It can't be great for you.

Also you shouldn't assume people wouldn't do something stupid, asbestos was in use a long time and arsenic-treated wood still is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 13:39:01 2018 No.10519355 >>10519063 But was it the 6 or 12oz bottle? The 6oz bottle is always around a buck, but you can do better buying the bigger jars.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 13:51:05 2018 No.10519415 Hot sauce culture is a fucking cancer >dirty dicks >vinegar tits >shit the bed

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 14:01:07 2018 No.10519454 File: 604 KB, 467x1500, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >local people turned into zombies by sauce

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 15:31:12 2018 No.10519768 >>10518727 Both me

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 15:49:08 2018 No.10519831

LOVE hotsauce. I was never really into it until my wife gave me some. Ive had so many different kinds and love trying new ones! Ive had dirty dicks but never this Aardvark Sauce, or Vark Sauce, just came up with that :P Gonna order some on the double. Thankfully my wife lets me use her Amazon Prime sometimes for the shipping, but this is gonna cost a lot of points this time around, I need points for Prime, some sweet IPA was gonna get a 12 pack but gonna have to 6 with the Vark thrown in.

Gonna have a LOT of Prep Work(cooking term lol!) in the coming weeks to gain it all back. Thankfully its Jamals and Shaquans month in May to be let out of the Bullpen and into the frying pan(another cooking term!) with my loving Wife. They are some of the best bulls and sometimes bring me hot sauce or let me play my Nintendo Switch™

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 15:52:40 2018 No.10519846 >>10519415 Not as bad as every seafood shack name >dirty dicks crabs And so on

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 16:24:18 2018 No.10519987 >>10518761 The first guy, Daniel Kapadia is a CSGO personality. His nickname is white James.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 16:28:58 2018 No.10520013 mmmmmm yeah i love dirty dicks

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 16:31:25 2018 No.10520023 >>10519987 I didn't know that because I'm not underage

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 16:34:45 2018 No.10520040 >>10520023 CSGO is for aging males in their late 20s though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 16:37:04 2018 No.10520051 >>10519987 >not black ddk >not white black ddk

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 16:48:10 2018 No.10520092 File: 56 KB, 351x356, 1455935734585.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10519831 >LOVE hotsauce. I was never really into it until my wife Yeah not even gonna bother reading further

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 16:51:25 2018 No.10520098 >>10520040 You're right, I'm sorry I said that. Please find it in yourself to forgive me.

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 16:54:01 2018 No.10520112
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>>10519831
>Gonna have a LOT of Prep Work(cooking term lol!) in the coming weeks to gain it all back. Thankfully its Jamals and Shaquans month in May to be let out of the Bullpen and into the frying pan(another cooking term!) with my loving Wife. They are some of the best bulls and sometimes bring me hot sauce or let me play my Nintendo Switch™
Wow, you live a really fulfilling life. Yiy sound like a beautiful family, your wife must be very happy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 18:02:46 2018 No.10520383 File: 423 KB, 1041x998, secret aardvark canada.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10517551 Why is Secret Aardvark so crazy expensive in Canada? Anybody want to smuggle some in for me?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 18:03:32 2018 No.10520387 >>10520383 That’s what you get for your money being as valuable as toilet paper

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 18:10:03 2018 No.10520414 >>10520387 That's $17 in American dollars. Secret Aardvark costs $8 in American stores.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 18:12:18 2018 No.10520425 File: 2.00 MB, 380x568, 1524198392568.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10517551 wow Gerg lost a lot of weight from his early Dota days. guy used to be a fat piece of shit. good for him

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 18:33:52 2018 No.10520507 File: 9 KB, 259x194, big-fat-708.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] is there any actual discussion in this thread Has anyone else tried Bigfat 7o8? Pretty spicy but it also has a really nice citrus flavor, without tasting fruity.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 18:42:09 2018 No.10520550 >>10520507 I prefer Vinegar Tits over BigFats, it was too sour for my tastes.

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 18:44:44 2018 No.10520564
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>>10520507
I'll post one more that might be more available. Found this at wholefoods (got the habanero one). Surprisingly decent for something found at a supermarket. Less spicy, still has some decent flavor.

>>10520550
Huh, I've never heard of that brand. Is it similar in heat?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 21:09:34 2018 No.10521095 >>10520564 It's hotter actually

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 01:03:03 2018 No.10522002 >>10517666 Iktfb

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 01:15:10 2018 No.10522037 just make your own hot sauce for fucks sake and stop giving your money to these twee memers. it's not like it's hard at all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 01:31:17 2018 No.10522081 >>10522037 Maybe next year when the chilli plants start growing fuckloads more so I can start experimenting with different batches.

Anonymous Sun Apr 29 01:33:31 2018 No.10522090
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>>10522037
>Why don't you just make your own?
This is one of the most common criticisms of 'vark sauce and quite frankly it's patently unfounded.

Why don't I just make my own?
Because Secret Aardvark Trading Company only use locally sourced ingredients, and to be entirely honest that's the way Scott would have wanted it to be.

The crux of this issue is that the water in Portland has a very, very unique chemical composition. This is largely due to the abnormally high amounts of estrogen added to their water treatment systems, both purposefully added by the city and inadvertently added through the waste water treatment systems' lack of complete distillation and filtration. To put this into perspective Progesterone and other antiandrogen pharmaceuticals are the best selling drugs on the market in Portland. Over 70% of Portland's population, both male, female and other, ingest and secrete these chemicals into the water supply leading to the iconic flavor profile of all Secret Aardvark Trading Company's hot sauces.

This effects the taste of all food in Portland, and that's a good thing, but it also makes Secret Aardvark Habanero Sauce virtually impossible to replicate outside of Portland. One cannot in fact "just make their own".

Anonymous Sun Apr 29 05:34:37 2018 No.10522692

>>10517551
I went to Fogo da Chao Brazilian Steakhouse on my cheat day (I'm a vegan) and they didn't even have 'vark sauce. My wifey and her bull were on a date so they stayed while I walked out in anger and played my Switch in her Prius until they were done. That was bad enough but then my Switch's battery died and the manager wouldn't even let me charge it there even though I was paying for their food

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 05:40:06 2018 No.10522700 >>10522090 >>10522692 do you guys ever feel embarrassed about hitting the post button

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 05:44:41 2018 No.10522703 >>10522700 Do you ever feel embarrased to be living because your parents think so having such a retarded son

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 11:04:00 2018 No.10523486 >>10522703 Yes, but I only have a mom

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 15:30:00 2018 No.10524482 >>10517635 >15% recycled plastic is better for the environment than 100% recycled glass U wot

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 15:31:53 2018 No.10524488 >>10517672 >he's never heard of BPA free plastic Still stuck in the 80's gramps?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 15:34:34 2018 No.10524498 >>10517551 >names their sauce 'Dirty Dicks' Boy, I sure do wonder where they fall on the political spectrum

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 15:36:16 2018 No.10524505 >>10524488 BPA free plastic is only used for things like expensive water bottles you buy, dipshit. All disposable plastic food/drink containers still have BPA.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 15:40:22 2018 No.10524522 >>10522700 I thought their posts were kind of funny. It is kind of nice that they'd sit and write a little essay for the amusement of random anons.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 15:43:29 2018 No.10524530 >I'm beginning to get into variants of vinegar, cayenne and sugar Do Americans really do this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 15:47:16 2018 No.10524537 >>10524488 Yeah its called bps and fools other boomer retards and soccer moms like you into thinking its any different

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