/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10506520]

>be me
>exclusively drink tea
>however, I never call it tea
>if I have a tea, I refer to it as a coffee
>if I am stopping at a gas station for tea, I call it a coffee break
>I stop at a new store and ask them if they have coffee
>they tell me no, it's too early and the coffee isn't made yet but they do have tea
>that's fine, I reply, I only drink tea

Does this happen to anyone else?

[Anonymous No.10506530]

>>10506520
first off
what tea

[Anonymous No.10506536]

>>10506520
Just imagine how autistic someone would have to be to even make up something like this.

[Anonymous No.10506541]

>>10506520
what a pointless story
made me reply/10

[Anonymous No.10506557]

>>10506520
Piss off weeb.
You don't belong here anymore.

[Anonymous No.10506567]

>>10506530
milk tea mostly. It's so convenient, I love efficient foods and the taste sacrifice isn't substantial.

Yams, milk tea, instant rice, canned foods, frozen vegetables. I only go to the grocery store every few months to stock up, and this doubles as emergency supplies since I can last so long without even having to resort to my actual emergency rations that stay good forever. I really need to stock up again now though, as supplies are low and there is rumblings of a real shortage on the horizon.

[Anonymous No.10506574]

>>10506520
Also refers to “penis” as a “seat”.

[Anonymous No.10506575]

>>10506520
yes i did it one time at colorado i went there at denver then i go to aspen stayed at a $600 hotel a day but i was happy cause i got it for sale since the luggage carrier got the wrong passgener so i had to carry my own bags that i picked in a nearby fishing store that i ordered from the internet to pick up to abiod the line and got it for sale on the past day and they serve coffee and tea i was like do you got coffee but i said nevermind i want tea and i got tea and enjoed it in the lobby near a fire place while enjoing a tasty cheesecake while reading the daily newspaper after i finished my cup i left it in the front desk and head to my room and slept an ate tommrop morning of breakfast it pas alright

[Anonymous No.10506678]

>>10506557
I am no weeb, mister, you are mistaken.

[Anonymous No.10506693]

>>10506557
Imagine being this butthurt by anime

[Anonymous No.10506963]

>>10506557
(you)

[Anonymous No.10506971]

>>10506520
>>I stop at a new store and ask them if they have coffee
>>they tell me no, it's too early and the coffee isn't made yet but they do have tea
>>that's fine, I reply, I only drink tea
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.10507359]

>>10506567
How about I milk your cock?

[Anonymous No.10507420]

>>10506567
Your next line will be: "Am I autistic?"!

[Anonymous No.10507463]

>>10506567
>MILK TEA

[Anonymous No.10508752]

>>10506520
It happens to me frequently

[Anonymous No.10509107]

>>10506520
>being ashamed of having superior and refined tastes
>even mentioning the antiandrogenic watery-nigger (coffee), ever

Grow a fucking pair you tea-guilted cuck.

[Anonymous No.10509129]

>be me
>be at pancake breakfast with friends
>so exhausted that I fall asleep in my pancakes
>abruptly wake up and yell "I'M PANCAKE...I mean...awake..."

Does this happen to anyone else?

[Anonymous No.10509241]

>>10506971
It's as if you and I read the same thing...

[Anonymous No.10509327]

>>10506520
>it's too early and the coffee isn't made yet
what

[Anonymous No.10509337]

>>10506536
Just a little bit more autistic than this
>>10506557

[Anonymous No.10509345]

>>10506678
>>10506693
>>10506963

I'm sorry but anime is for manchildren

[Anonymous No.10509360]

>>10509327
Yeah, did you call at like 4 in the morning, OP? Coffee is for mornings, some workers have to go into super early, there's not reason to not have coffee as soon as the store opens.

[Anonymous No.10509465]

>>10509241
This isn't /v/.

[Anonymous No.10510237]

>>10509360
That's correct mister, I was in fact there before the store had opened.