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>> No.10505384 [DELETED] 
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LOL EGGS LOL EGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSS LOL HOW DOES HE FIT ALL THE EGGS UP HIS TWAT WITHOUT GETTING OUT OF THERE?? LOL SURLY EGG CHAD LOL EGG VIRGIN LOL EGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSS EGGS EGGS EGGS
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EGGEGGEGGEGGEGGGGGGSSSSSS LOL EGGS HOW??? HOW DOES HE EGGS??? LOL EGGS LET'S HAVE ANOTHER 300 REPLY THREAD WITH THE SAME 45 WEBMS POSTED LIKE LAST TIME LOL EGGS

>> No.10505398

>>10505384
You feeling alright, daddy?

>> No.10505440
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>>10505384
you need a very long break dude, wew lad.

>> No.10505469

>>10505368
are gummi bears really that hard to shred?

>> No.10505472

>>10505384
haha
egguuuuu ;33333

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>>10505440
want to fug that nip

>> No.10505543

>>10505384
Kill yourself

>> No.10505607

>>10505368
could this technology help our man get out of the fort?

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>>10505384

>> No.10505610

>>10505539
wtf cut is this. looks like cancer

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>>10505384

>> No.10506113

>>10505384
This but unironically

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>>10505384

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>> No.10506182

>>10505440
Ready for massive heart failure, kids?!

>OH, Ping pong. Ping pong shing ring.

>> No.10506189

>>10505469
They are shockingly dense, and these motors are designed to not risk damage so they stop when encountering too much resistance.

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>> No.10506193

>>10506153
I tried making an egg sandwich today by following the steps here. I doubt it could come close to the same quality, but it was still damn delicious.

>> No.10506198 [DELETED] 

>>10506106
Hola chori

>> No.10506208

>>10506193
What fucking quality? It's egg salt and green onions on fucking white bread. There is no "quality" here.

>> No.10506211

>>10505384
is this what mental illness looks like

>> No.10506276

>>10506208
I hope to god this is bait

>> No.10506330

>>10506191
do americans really shoot their butter before they eat it?

>> No.10506404

>>10506191
hey can you use that gun to kill
>>10506172
thanks

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>> No.10506419

>>10506276
>frying eggs and bread is different in other countries!`!1!!!

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>> No.10506449

>>10505607
Would he still break the eggs?

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>> No.10506470

>>10506432
>skank handles weiners
>shoves a fucking stick down the pee-hole

нeт

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>> No.10506491

>>10506441
>this lady who did not enjoy that frog sushi at all
I don't think that'd be very good, though I wish I could use a knife that well.

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>> No.10506601

>>10506432
arghhh the bit where she stikes a rod right down the japs eye

>> No.10506759

>>10506454
how tf do you make omelets like that?

>> No.10506780

>>10506191
Good thing I'm protected by a 13 inch layer of fat at all times.

>> No.10506898

>>10505368
how do i obtain a five pound gummy bear

>> No.10506921

>>10506438
what the fuck is this supposed to be?

>> No.10506977

>>10506898
vat19.com

>> No.10507041

>>10506759
https://youtu.be/W3gUdsRviaE?t=8m54s

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>>10506977
>World's Largest Gummy Bear
>a bigger one is two panels away

>> No.10507187

>>10506432
Someone post the mega of this semen demons entire life's work and printable 3d model

>> No.10507205

>>10505440
imagine her braaps

>> No.10507206

>>10506330
It's the humane thing to do.

>> No.10507220

>>10506921
ice cream

>> No.10507274

>>10506435
chinaman cheesecake

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>> No.10508189

>>10506208
This man went to 6 years of Egg school, has been making Egg sandwiches since he was 3 and has won over 400 Egg sandwich trophies. He inserts every last Egg he uses into his anus and lays it back out like a hen would, that my friend is PASSION. The man lives in an egg castle, has refused to take a wife as he says he is married to the egg life. Every time he completes an egg sandwich the pleasure he experiences is orgasmic. This is more than just an egg sandwich. .. this is a man's life and soul.

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>>10506432

>> No.10508240

>>10506410
>Calm down Cheng

>> No.10508263

>>10506153
How does he get out without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10508279

>>10508263

he has to eat all of the eggs

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>> No.10508328

>>10508206
This just seems like a delivery method for pumpkin taste, like I do with chili dogs

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>>10508328
As much as I like chili dogs you're doing it wrong. When you've got an all beef Nathan's hot dog it is just as important as the chili.

>> No.10508350

>>10508303
Great! A candy filled with an old dude saliva and breath!

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>> No.10508806

>>10505368
show me what comes out the other side dammit

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>> No.10508842

>>10508303
What a disgustingly unhygienic talent.

>> No.10508858

>>10508350
Not only that, but he fiddles his dirty fingers all over it (there is no washroom nearby so I'm assuming he rarely washes his hands probably once before he leaves the house).

>> No.10509157

>>10508213
scientific brap posting

>> No.10509173

>>10508350
>>10508858
>>10508842
Get a fucking grip. "Ewww, another human being breathed on and touched MY candy pig!! The horror!!". Fucking faggots, the lot of you *spits*.

>> No.10509178

>>10506441
poor froggo

>> No.10509344

>>10508106
fuckin brits

>> No.10509348
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You wouldn't eat an Anime, would you?

>> No.10509349

>>10505440
McDonalds genuinely has experimental worms in each meal with very short lifespans and tampered reproductive capabilities. I can eat 10 nuggets and a burger and feel like literally nothing went down.

>> No.10509350

>>10506330
>Eats butter while its still alive
Do Euros really do this?

>> No.10509358

>>10509348
Your animu a shit, weeb.

>> No.10509385

>>10509173
>I wonder why I get the shits sometimes
>oh well
retard

>> No.10509395

>>10509348
hell yeah i would who would miss out a chance to munch on some cute 2d ass

>> No.10509856
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real talk, why do chineses have such a need to eat some of the most fucked up food and doing so in the most fucked up ways?

>> No.10509863

>>10508777
>inb4 "muh seasoning"
Clean your shit people.

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>>10509348
Does it have protein?

>> No.10509917

>>10509856
it's for the views, they can use their fake instagram 秒拍 to make money, but besides that, it's because they're stupid

>> No.10509931

>>10509917
This shit existed before the internet anon.

>> No.10509934

>>10509917
>it's for the views
lol no, they really are just fucked in the head

>> No.10509967

>>10508106
That's the saddest looking burger I've ever seen, and I've been to White Castle.

>> No.10509998

>>10509856
Because they're not human

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>> No.10510021

>>10506153
EEG

hoW

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Why

>> No.10510047

>>10507206
>>10509350
Kek

>> No.10510055

>>10508833
That technique is fucked up. Why is the blade going towards you

>> No.10510064

>>10510040
What's the flesh inside?

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>> No.10510067

>>10510064
...It's apple you moron.

>> No.10510071

>>10510067
Why is it saucy and has black dots on it?

>> No.10510072

>>10510040
better than chocolate coated onions hiding among chocolate coated apples

>>10510071
because it's porcessed

>> No.10510098

>>10510071
looks like same stuff they add to applestrudle, cinnamon, bit of vanilla and they make it a little bit more apple-sauce-like.

>>10510040
majorly concerned about the outer coating

>> No.10510109

>>10510040
Slightly creepy. Not sure if want.

>> No.10510133

>>10510109
https://www.instagram.com/cedricgrolet/

You can check out this guy's pastries instead

>> No.10510236

>>10505368
let me guess, another novelty gimmick channel where they put a million things through this machine.

>> No.10510246

>>10506182
She's got a stomach problem that prevents her from really digesting her food. She'll purge it later.

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>>10506330
Of course, they shoot everything before they eat it. Butter, pancakes, steaks, salads.. everything!
Kek, just kidding, they don't eat salads.

>> No.10510348

>>10508206

wtf is wrong with you Amerilards

>> No.10510380

>>10509348
is this a 2hu?

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>>10509348
>You wouldn't eat an Anime, would you?

>> No.10510391

>>10506432
Man it's been years since I've seen Ariel Rebel (name of the girl btw if you're interested)

>> No.10510408

>>10510391
Get out of 4chan and don't ever come back

>> No.10510481

>>10510055
I know it's hard to imagine but some people are smart enough to not disembowel themselves when they're cutting shit.

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>> No.10510519

>>10506448
That one child gets away in the back.
Boar survivor pledges revenge against the oppressive humans.

>> No.10510526

>>10510380
if you can't recognize reimu then get the fuck out

>> No.10510527

>>10510391
>Ariel Rebel
she does diaper porn now

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>>10509348
the BBC recommends furry porn instead

>> No.10510561

>>10508106
why not put the burger in a small bag like every single normal person would do?

>> No.10510563

>>10510561
sometimes you want a burger really bad, but specifically want to eat it in 6 years

>> No.10510570

>>10505384
was this one of those posts where the person says "I'm going to delete this", inviting the thread to freak out about it to confuse newfags and those too lazy to just go to the archives to check by themselves?

>> No.10510666

>>10510055
that rule is only around so dumb uncoordinated fucks don't kill themselves

>> No.10510751

>>10510002
Remember when superdeluxe didn't make crap targeted at women? Wish it stayed dead tbqh thanks adult swim you ruined much safe space

>> No.10510762

>>10510751
>Remember when superdeluxe didn't make crap targeted at women?
nope, i've only heard of them because of woman-infested facebook groups like "Why did you DIY that" where people post them either not realizing they're satire, or specifically to say "this is satire but uncannily similar to real content"

>> No.10510779

>>10506153
can't make an exit without breaking some eggs.

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>>10510072
But anon, onions have more vitamins.

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>> No.10511010

>>10510348
satire, dipshit.

>> No.10511078

>>10508106
What annoys me about him and other people who handle cheap and/or novelty food is look how they handle something.

It's cheap/novelty food, and look at the hands. Tentatively touching it like its unexploded ordnance, taking multiple attempts to open the fucking bun and he can barely open the bag. You'd think they'd never encountered cheap food before.

Compare with alpha Steve who just tucks right the fuck in.

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>> No.10511105

>>10510527
what is diaper porn

>> No.10511109

>>10505368
This reminds me of the video I saw ages ago of random animals being put into one of those types of grinders, and a horse went in but its bowels exploded and shit went everywhere.

It was fucked.

>> No.10511118

>>10506410
Literally what the fuck are those creatures

>> No.10511149

>>10511118
They're called "Chinese".

>> No.10511177

>>10506448
>The one that was fast, but not fast enough

>> No.10511184

>>10506448
>My grandmother had an island when I was a boy. Nothing to boast of. You could walk along it in an hour. But still, it was - it was a paradise for us. One summer, we came for a visit and discovered the whole place had been infested with rats. They'd come on a fishing boat and had gorged themselves on coconut. So how do you get rats off an island, hmm? My grandmother showed me. We buried an oil drum, and hinged the lid. Then we wired coconut to the lid as bait. The rats come for the coconut, and... [imitates metallic scuttering.] They fall into the drum, and after a month, you've trapped all the rats. But what did you do then? Throw the drum into the ocean? Burn it? No. You just leave it. And they begin to get hungry, then one by one... [imitates rat munching sound.] They start eating each other, until there are only two left. The two survivors. And then what - do you kill them? No. You take them, and release them into the trees. Only now, they don't eat coconut anymore. Now they will only eat rat. You have changed their nature.
I wonder if you can do that with those boars

>> No.10511195

>>10506191
y tho?

>> No.10511228

>>10511109
Got a link? That sounds fucked.

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>>10511228

>> No.10511269

>>10511228
rotten.com will satisfy all your needs

>> No.10511283

>>10510065
The crazy thing is he did that 5 times in a row lol

>> No.10511343

>>10510064
It' s vanilla ice cream with apple strudel filling, you fucking imbecile.

>> No.10511377

>>10506153
do any eggs get broken when he's not in there?

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>>10511118
very likely venomous snakes. in southeast asia it is a delicacy. the venom is denatured by the alcohol and your stomach acid. i actually just found this out last week because i had unwittingly had a bottle of snake wine.

>> No.10511408

>>10505440
I am thoroughly fucking aroused. does she ever show her food baby?

>> No.10511411

>>10508106
how many mg of sodium in that bad boy?

>> No.10511437

>>10508106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s95sTIeDzs

>> No.10511466

>>10510055
this is clearly her shit. Dont question her.

>> No.10511491

>>10510943
ovo what's this?

>> No.10511541

>>10511491
It seems to be a company specializing in egg breaking machines.

They have videos on youtube

>> No.10511600

>>10511184
That sounds like a good way to curse an island.

>> No.10511613

>>10511228
Not him, but it was a cow with mad cow. It was pretty gruesome.

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>>10511722
wrong vid

>> No.10511749

>>10510065
He is the king and has been for a long time. I was a Stonie fan WAY back, before his youtube channel took off and I'm super happy for him. When he won Nathan's I was more excited than the superbowl. He seems like a great dude too. Absolute unit.

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>> No.10511776

>>10511770
I love this one. Just seeing the thumbnail makes me laugh. The bemused look on her face at the end is priceless.

>> No.10511781

>>10511770
what a moron, at least she learned something

>> No.10511786

>>10511775

Honey always looks so beautiful.

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classic

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>> No.10511854

>>10509856
I'm guessing the Great Leap Forward combined with the cultural revolution. When you're starving and have no recollection of your own history or customs, boiling the household pets to eat sounds fairly reasonable.

>> No.10511860

>>10510040
I'd eat it, too bad it probably costs like $20.

>> No.10511884

>>10510978
HOW THE FUCK

>> No.10511924

>>10511832
Oh god. That's all throwup isn't it?

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>>10511722
jfmsuf

>> No.10512015

>>10511722
Fuck dude, I didn't come here to look at nightmare fuel

>> No.10512061

>>10506441
Looks inhumane and disgusting. Probably not even tasty. Fucking nips I swear

>> No.10512064

>>10506454
1000 times folded EGGS

>> No.10512087

>>10511884
centrifuges exploit the difference in density between materials and they simply spin apart.

>> No.10512137

>>10511722
centipedes exploit the difference in density between materials and they simply spin apart.

>> No.10512139

>>10511684
>Skynet takes its first dump

>> No.10512204

epic random thread reddit

>> No.10512226

>>10508337
netflix Devilman was neat

>> No.10512247

>>10512137
Explain

>> No.10512281

>>10511839
While these bitches are indeed stupid, I have to say that opening a coconut without the proper tools is pretty difficult.

>> No.10512330

>>10506898
amazon

>> No.10512366

>>10510556
>Strawberry syrup blush
they knew what they were doing

>> No.10512371

>>10511109
>>10511228
Reminds me of the video where a guy fucked a 5 pound gummy bear.

>> No.10512398

>>10505368
I hate the person who was operating the machine in this clip. Just grind the whole thing up what the fuck is your problem. The ending was unforgivable.

>> No.10512419

>>10508106
>"this is review video about food so let me get my hands involved in 80% of the shot

>> No.10512432

>>10510943
>ACME music playing in my mind

>> No.10512442
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10512442

>>10506432
>huuhbh me post roastie cooking shitty food and acting "sexy"! Me gets lots of replies!

>> No.10512463

>>10511754
I can't find information on what ground up male chicks are used for. I just keep getting articles about people complaining.

>> No.10512472

>>10509173
enjoy your aids you fucking subhuman bugcatcher scum

>> No.10512473

>>10512463
if I recall, they're used for protein in animal feed or something like that

>> No.10512479

>>10506438
what the FUCK on g-ds green earth is this! theres a bun in there. cheese . MEAT. and youre putting it in ice cream youre just chopping it up and putting it in ice cream!! youre going to have ground beef ice cream with cheese and soggy bread. WHY would you do this. i am REPULSED on a level ive never felt before. like oh yum mcicecream! why dont you mix a filet o fish in there while youre at it? theres fucking ketchup on there too. i can never go back to a state of not having seen this video and i mourn that. im going to be thinking on this video on my deathbed. my last words are going to be “hamburger ice cream” what the fuck

>> No.10512565

>>10511821
God white people are retarded

>> No.10512574

>>10508106
Is there anyone who would actually buy and eat this shit? Even if you are poor there are better alternatives than this disgusting garbage.

>> No.10512579

>>10512565
>God white people are retarded

...he said, while waiting in line for his mud cookie

>> No.10512600

>>10512565

Are you saying black people can't make overly complicated desserts, too? How dare you.

>> No.10512611

>>10508206

I can no longer tell if these things are serious, or a cheeky parody

It's distressing.

>> No.10512628

>>10511613
>>10511228
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=162_1415329794
After the pig goes in

>> No.10512643

>>10508337
Not quite the same without sound.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsGGQAJ3Bb8

>> No.10512664

>>10512087

I thought you were replying to >>10511722

I read that as centipedes.

Good times

>> No.10512670

>>10512061
The frog is dead

>> No.10512671

>>10510098
>majorly concerned about the outer coating
It's a geletin based icing, get a grip.

>> No.10512687

>>10511118
>>10511394
They're actually small eels

>> No.10512737

>>10511118
I swear to god I had those when I went to Japan recently. They were a kind of small fish. Guy behind the counter just fucking chucked them live into the deep fryer. They were delicious, however.

>> No.10512742

>>10509856
because gooks and chinks have no soul. hence why it's justified to eat them in the same manner they eat their animals.

>> No.10512759
File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, 8 Filet-O-Fish Eaten in 60 Seconds - Matt Stonie.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10512759

>>10511749
He's definitely a friendly a chill guy, easily my favorite competitive eater.

>> No.10512762

>>10512643
I agree, black fucking gook moot.

>> No.10512763
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10512763

>>10508213

>> No.10512766

>>10508213
"your feet look quite rancid, my dear. May I take a whiff?"

>> No.10512767

>>10511184
>>10511600
Rat Island is now officially in my campaign book as a place to visit.

>> No.10512770
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10512770

>>10505440
god bless yuka, shame about the diet

>> No.10512773

>>10511775

You like jazz?

>> No.10512806

>>10506191

I know what I'm doing this weekend

>> No.10512824

>>10511109
what is the end product for this sort of dead animal + poop concoction
like what is it used for

>> No.10512828

>>10512767
Real nice place, but be mindful of hurricane season.

>> No.10512834
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10512834

>>10511078
>Tentatively touching it like its unexploded ordnance
okay, and I can't say why, I'm laughing harder than I have in a week. thanks, anon.
pic unrelated

>> No.10512840

>>10511775
>cutting it with a fucking saw, but not a sawing motion
>just throws the wax in there with the harvested honey
>that fucking memetastic knife handle
i fucking hate wh*tes

>> No.10512870

>>10512643
what the actual fuck

>> No.10512901

>>10511775
>>10512840

I see brown fingers

>> No.10512902

>>10506191
>Undeniable proof that butter can't stop a bullet, much less someone's heart.

Checkmate, vegans.

>> No.10512906

>>10508106
Ashen's sofa is full of those

>> No.10513051

>>10511775
Gross... WTF is that even?

>> No.10513059

>>10505608
>implying a ps4 isn't soy

>> No.10513099

>>10513051
not sure if b8 but I'll bite, it's a beehive.

>> No.10513246
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10513246

>> No.10513254

>>10513246
>people eating
more like hipsters eating

>> No.10513263

>>10505539
I could knock these down easy, 40 min tops
>>10505440
Fucking impossible

>> No.10513378

>>10513254
yup

>> No.10513397

>>10506441
REEEEE...EEE..eeeee

>> No.10513404

>>10512574
Its more of a novelty if anything

>> No.10513406

>>10508777
>its so clean

this is basically porn to me. Seeing things so dirty get nice and clean again makes me feel good.

>> No.10513409

>>10511078
The guy in the webm you are responding to had partially paralysed hands

>> No.10513439

>>10510967
>>10510961
>>10510952
>>10510947
these are "cracking" me up. thanks anon

>> No.10513441

>>10511149
very nicely played, non.

>> No.10513467

>>10513439
ha, a most eggseltent pun, i really like your yoke.

>> No.10513491

>>10512463
animal food, but that's not what is happening here. those chickens are put into cages.

>> No.10513509

>>10513246
If there was meat it would be a totally acceptable meal with friends or family. I don't know why people hat on that so much.

>> No.10513510

>>10510288
okay, I laughed at that

>> No.10513546

>>10511793
I appreciated the filename, anon

>> No.10513584

>>10505440
>That feel when you see they edited out her ever swallowing the food which means she probably just spits out all the food instead

>> No.10513615

>>10510391
>>10512442
When you can't cook, you can try!

>> No.10513630

>>10506191
Why

>> No.10513641
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10513641

>>10512628
a freacking vision of hell

>> No.10513654

>>10510065
Based Stonie

>> No.10513655

>>10506153
Making the mother of all omelettes here Jack, can't fret over every egg.

>> No.10513665

>>10513584
>that feel when you watch it live and she eats all of it
damn

>> No.10513668

>>10509348
I saw this so many threads ago you could probably call this OC by /ck/ webm thread standards.

>> No.10513675

>>10510065
Never understood this. Why don't you eat your meal how it's supposed to be eaten? Doesn't look enjoyable.

>> No.10513677
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10513677

>>10512628
Well, at least they were all already dead.

>> No.10513746

>>10510943
>>10510947
>>10510952
>>10510961
>>10510967
>>10510978
look at all thos eggs

>> No.10513748
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10513748

>>10510943
>bucket of mostly broken yolks

>> No.10513751
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10513751

>>10513675
Boredom

>> No.10513818

>>10505368
>the video gets edited backwards and forwards a million times
someone post the thing just being mushed up straight away rather than this "guy aiming a gun at balloons" cocktease bullshit

>> No.10513828

>>10512628
Oh my god

>> No.10513845

>>10510040
looks nom

>> No.10513865

>>10512398
am only here to post exactly this

>> No.10513872

>>10513865
it's pretty obvious the thing is automated and has pressure sensors stopping it from doing that

>> No.10513878

>>10512565
>WHYPIPO

>> No.10513883
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10513883

>>10512628
Impressive

>> No.10513907

>>10511781
>>10511776
>>10511770
It's fake. Look at top of her head after losing so mich hair. No blood, no nothing. She's bald with fake hair, and this was just a stun.

>> No.10513911

>>10513907
i disagree, you don't fake that reaction and expression

>> No.10513916

>>10513872
Those things grind up entire cows and steel barrels. I doubt it struggles with a fucking gummy bear.

>> No.10513918

>>10513916
neither steel sheets nor a cow are made out of sticky sugar

>> No.10513938

>>10513916
There are different models for different purposes. Yes, there are huge industrial ones that can grind whole scrap vehicles, barrels of concrete, or giant tires from construction equipment. But that's not the same model in that video. The one in the video is intended to be used for sewage. It is meant to grind up things that people flush down the crapper to reduce clogs in pipes.

Yes, the machine could probably grind the bear, but it has that reverse mechanism in order to reduce the chance of the grinder clogging itself and restricting water flow, not so much about preventing actual damage. The shredder is close to indestrictuble, but it's a huge PITA to send someone down a manhole to unclog it. Some engineers figured out that auto-reverse scheme to reduce the chance of that being needed.

source: used to work for a company which built them.

>> No.10513972

>>10505368
God I wish that were me

>> No.10513973
File: 1023 KB, 640x360, gummi.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10513973

>>10513818
>>10513865

>> No.10513984

>>10506191
I visited America a few years ago and my host took me to a Costco. I wondered what people were doing buying all these massive jars of mayonnaise and blocks of butter and such. Every cart seemed to have a lifetime supply.
I guess it makes sense now but do Americans really do this? Target practice with food?

>> No.10513986

>>10506193
How did you get out of the kitchen?

>> No.10513994

>>10513984
Warehouse stores like that are for three main things:
-small buisinesses who need to buy fairly large amounts of things but not enough to warrant setting up an account with a wholesaler
-events like cookouts, school or church dinners/bake sales/etc, concession stands for school events, etc.
-people with big families.

>>target practice with food
You bet. Nothing like blasting a massive can of fake nacho cheese sauce with a 10ga shotgun.

>> No.10513999
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10513999

>>10513818

>> No.10514029

>>10513751
amazing

>> No.10514044

>>10513994
U S A

U S A

U S A

>> No.10514049

>>10512565
Racebait somewhere else you pathetic virgin piece of lard..

>> No.10514051

>>10513973
Thank you for your service.

>> No.10514065

>>10508833
This is stupid, an probably also dangerous...

>> No.10514081

>>10506153
Why does he take eggs from random cartons? Why doesnt he methodically empty one carton at a time, then he can slowly clear himself an exit.

>> No.10514097

>>10512281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQU6o4ooL5E

>> No.10514102
File: 2.91 MB, 1920x1080, Chipotle.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10514102

>>10513675
A timid man asks why. A bold man asks why not?

>> No.10514123

>>10514081
Five Golden Yolks were hidden in the eggs and whoever eats one is allowed into the Chicken Factory, he can only get out until all 5 yolks are found.

>> No.10514132
File: 1.68 MB, 640x360, Cedric Grolet on Instagram_ “Séance #masterclass around the 🌏👨🏻‍🍳 #cedricgrolet 🎥 @danontlv”.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10514132

Rate his skill

>> No.10514162

>>10514097
He should be a wrestler.

>> No.10514164

>>10513675
his eating that meal in a quick way is the attraction of the video. he is not eating for sustenance, or for enjoyment. the entire point of him recording this video is the fact that he is not eating the meal in the way it is "supposed" to be eaten. how can you not understand that?

>> No.10514165

>>10514132
I am reporting you just because of that file name.

>> No.10514176

>>10514165
Bro I just used the default filename when I downloaded it

>> No.10514182

>>10514132
>blows on it
would not eat

>> No.10514185

>>10514176
no way bro

>> No.10514205

>>10508833
What a fantastic technique.

>> No.10514209

>>10510064
Yeah, fuck head.

>> No.10514222

>>10509349
thats just beacause you are a fat

>> No.10514228

>>10505368
RIP pupper

>> No.10514261

>>10512611
I choose to believe they're really good cheeky parodies.

>> No.10514274

>>10514102
>"I enjoy a good meal with friends"
Ok, and what do you do the other 23:59:32 hours?

>> No.10514314

>>10511832
that red pants faggot forcibly laughing

>> No.10514320

>>10511793
aids

>> No.10514327

>>10513751
This is like a reversed fish Matt Stonie.

>> No.10514331

>>10514164
>he entire point of him recording this video is the fact that he is not eating the meal in the way it is "supposed" to be eaten. how can you not understand that?

Why would anyone want to watch such a video?

>> No.10514339

>>10506432
Bbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

>> No.10514341

>>10514331
i do not watch those videos, but i guess because it is sometimes fun to watch people doing things that you wouldn't do yourself, especially if it is silly, dangerous or retarded.

are you going somewhere with these questions, or are you just literally not accustomed to thinking?

>> No.10514383

All that soy

>> No.10514387

>>10514102
Do you see how stupid his shirt looks on him?
It's because he doesn't work on his shoulders
Don't neglect your shoulders or you look like you're wearing a frilly blouse like this guy

>> No.10514428

>>10511832
and thus, the manlet pit is born

>> No.10514501

>>10511078
He has actual nerve damage, fucking idiot

>> No.10514517
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10514517

>>10508777
I never considered the idea of making a cleaner specifically used at high temperatures for some reason

>> No.10514519

>>10512611
Then you might be retarded. Did you even watch the whole video, dipshit?

>> No.10514521
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10514521

>>10509348

>> No.10514522
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10514522

>>10511078
don't insult larry you son of a bitch

>> No.10514525

>>10513675
Money

>> No.10514544

>>10510947
>Flubber opening

>> No.10514546

>>10512628

Can you imagine cleaning that?

>> No.10514755

>>10506191
That gunpowder residue on the first block

>> No.10514805

>>10511754
how does he get out without breaking all the chiken

>> No.10514854

>>10509348
I wanna fuck that pancake

>> No.10514877

>>10508350
Get a load of this fucking brat.

>> No.10514885
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10514885

>>10509348

>> No.10514912
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10514912

>>10512628
Oh god, the smell.

>> No.10514957

>>10514854
embarrassing

>> No.10515079
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10515079

>>10512628
wew

>> No.10515898
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10515898

>>10512628
Imagine the smell

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10515915

>>10513406
>Seeing things so dirty get nice and clean again makes me feel good.
Yes anon, me too