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10504084 No.10504084 [Reply] [Original]

FUCK YOU SEA BUGS HAHAHAHA

>> No.10504096

yasssss slay

>> No.10504108
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>>10504084

>> No.10504107

>>10504084

i hope all life in the oceans dies

>> No.10504519

>>10504084
why do that? just throw the fuckers in a pot with some seasonings, potatoes, and vegetables

>inb4 steaming>boiling
steaming is fucking gay for people who don't know what taste is

>> No.10504664
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>>10504084
they're not bugs they're buddies, delicious sea buddies

>> No.10504672
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>>10504108

>> No.10504748

>>10504664
are they really that strong?

>> No.10504789

How did they find such a sad looking crab?

>> No.10504811

>>10504789
He saw all his crab buddies die for the other 6 takes it took to get that photo right.

>> No.10504858
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>>10504084
everything has consequences

>> No.10504870

>>10504108
What an astonishingly terrible image.

>> No.10504903

>THIS KILLS THE CRAB

>> No.10505891

>>10504107

This is the ultimate dream.

>> No.10505904

>>10504084
god i wish that were me

>> No.10505907

>>10504748
yes

>> No.10505919
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10505919

>>10504107

>> No.10506094

>>10504108
>>10504672
metal manchildren need to be gassed

>> No.10506282

Anyone else go crabbing? pulled 12 nice sized dungeness out of the puget sound three days ago. it was good times but I dropped my friends car keys in the ocean on accident and had to pay 200 bucks to get a new one.

>> No.10506288

>>10505919
Yes because it literally isn't damaging to any significant degree

>> No.10506301

>>10506288
It's destroying sea star populations, tuna is now very irradiated. It's causing a lot of damage. Just because it doesn't immediately effect you doesn't mean that other things are suffering. brainlet.

>> No.10506305

>>10506301
Directly outside of the reactor yes
Tuna is not very irradiated, they've only found small populations with a minor bump in levels (equivalent to eating about 20 bananas), and it's causing basically fuckall damage because the leak is so tepid and the ocean so gigantic that it disperses almost immediately.
Stop looking at charts with big scary red zones and shitting your pants.

>> No.10506340

>>10506094
If you think being a fan of metal music is a prerequisite to liking Metalocalypse, you've probably never watched an episode

>> No.10507761

>>10506340
>gatekeeping
Yawn.

>> No.10507793

>>10504084
>>10504519
This appears to be a softshell crab.

Dont cook it in pot!! Fry him. Besides, you could not cut the face off a hard crab.

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poor little carb

>> No.10507879
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>>10504811

>>10504811

I know this is a joke, but when i had to process live lobsters i would drive the tip of a chef knife down through the head to split it in half and kill it.

We’d get like six in at a time and theyd be very lethargic, not moving much at all, but i found that if youd put a dead lobster in with the live ones they would FREAK the fuck out, violently flipping their tails and scooting backward. One even threw itself out of the 8” tall box they were in.

They knew it was coming, bros.. They fucking knew it.

>> No.10508167

>>10507808
dumb frog poster

>> No.10509461

>>10507761
Not him but that sounds like the opposite of gatekeeping to me

>> No.10509475

>>10509461
No dog in this fight other than "metal" is garbage non-music, also I do not own a television because they are for garbage people, but it sounds like gatekeeping WRT to that show

>> No.10509483

>>10507879
shut up fag

>> No.10509554
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>>10504084
That kills the crab

>> No.10509579
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>>10509554
not so fast mister crabbo.....

>> No.10509602

>>10506301
>tuna is now very irradiated
Find one, everybody's waiting. Find one irradiated beach, other than the one the plant's one.

>> No.10509613

>>10506340
No.
Youre both retarded.

>> No.10509627

>>10504748
yes

>> No.10509675

>>10504084
Steaming also kills them.

>> No.10509963

>>10509675
Not nearly as quickly or humanely.

>> No.10509975
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>>10504084
rRIP in pepperonis

>> No.10509977

why is this board so anti-crab? every other webm or image features crab abuse or humiliation.

shame on you.

>> No.10510005

>>10509475
>judges others for owning a television like it's the 1940s
>speaks only in retarded buzzwords

no anon, you are the garbage

>> No.10510050

>>10507879
You’re fucked in the head, I hope a giant lobster puts you and your family in a box and does the same thing.

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>>10504748
We're all gonna make it

>> No.10510162

>>10510084
LIFT STRONG SNIBBA

>> No.10510207

>>10506288
No because its still actively being fought against, its just not something we can simply reverse.
Theres simply no reason for us to talk about it regularly because there hasn't been and significant change in the situation.

>> No.10510210

>>10506301
>effect

>> No.10510214

>>10509475
You just have an opposite definition of gatekeeping to what it means

To gatekeep is to exclude people who aren't as "into" something as you and call them fake fans. What I'm saying is the show follows a metal band as the premise, but it's a funny show and the humor is fucked up but pretty universal.

I listen to shit like Miles Davis and Weather Report and metalocalypse was one of my favorite shows on that network

>> No.10510222

>>10506282
Crabbing is a lot of fun, I used to go when I was a kid and we used chicken necks as bait, blue crabs love em

>> No.10510227

>>10504107
You are a fucking moron. The eco system would be so drastically fucked up by this that all life on earth will probably die off. Idiot.

>> No.10510247

>>10504664
This means nothing and the crab would still be killed because there's still blade left

>> No.10510252

>>10509554
CRAB BATTLE!

>> No.10510257
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>>10509483
>>10510050

I’d kill them and toss them back in the box then toss them all at once into boiling water, I wasnt being a psychopath.

My point is that i dont think theyre sentient but some kind of stimuli from the slaughter of their brethren set off warning bells. Im thinking its similar to how anti-shark repellent made from dead shark flesh works; they pick up the “scent” of dead lobster/shark and know they better scram.

>> No.10510451

>>10510257
my point is i hope u get hit in the nuts really hard, soon

>> No.10510864
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>>10506301
>It's destroying sea star populations
Er . . . good thing? Those fuckers are destroying everything in sight.

>>10508167

>> No.10510887

>>10506301
lets be honest here though, nobody would give a shit if all the sea stars on earth died tomorrow. Name one thing they are even good for, lazy barely sentient cunts. They just sit around all day on the ocean floor like assholes. Lazy faggot sea stars, who gives a shit

>> No.10510903

>>10507879
It's still up for debate if lobsters can even feel pain, so I doubt it. Reflex to a potentionally contagious corpse, perhaps, but I still doubt it. Chucking a live one on them suddenly probably riles them up pretty good too.

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You sweet summer children.

>> No.10510921

>>10510912
>this kills the crab

>> No.10510959

>>10504084
let me tell you something about crabs, crabs are the fucking devil, I hate them, FUCK! I don't even like to eat them but I eat them just for pure vengeance and rage. those little shits enter my fucking house every day and then they go straight to my room and hide in the most difficult to reach places , then when I'm sleeping they fucking crawl on me and pinch me on the face because they are little shit eating fuckers. you have no idea of how many different and painful ways I have developed to kill them in the most fucking painful way possible, I hate crabs.

>> No.10511023

>>10510912
No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.

>> No.10511030

>>10510912
Can you feel it Mr. Krabbs?

>> No.10511037

>>10510959
lol where do you live, a tent on the beach?

>> No.10511095

>>10510451

Why? Theyre all getting killed soon anyway. You jam the point of the knife down through the head then slam the rest of the blade to the cutting board in one motion, cleaving the head in two. Better than throwing them in a pot of boilin water, no?

You sound like a bitch, anon. Like, a massive bitch. I’ve also slaughtered a live chicken and was going to do a lamb but wasn’t sure that id be able to get the technique right and i didnt want to fuck it up and miss the artery. It wasn’t a moral issue for me, though.

>>10510903

No, i mean i wouldnt literally “chuck” them in. Id set the corpse in there and the other ‘sters would collectively lose their shit. Like completely lethargic to freaking out.

>> No.10511223

>>10509475
what an insufferable moron

>> No.10511261

>>10504084
fucking ancient memes

>> No.10511388
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>>10504084
this kills the crab

>> No.10511400

>>10510227
Fuck yoy

>> No.10511847

>>10510227
>this wouldnt be a good thing

>> No.10511987

>>10510912
>not named stroggification

>> No.10513085

>>10504107
this but unironically

>> No.10513094

>>10511388
Imagine being human and being sucked up by that

>> No.10513321

>>10513094
dude just go on liveleak lol

>> No.10513464

>>10510084
*sand people noises*

>> No.10514481

>>10510912
lmao mood

>> No.10514507

>>10513094

The pipe is comparable to your mom in terms of sucking power

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>> No.10514571

>>10510227
Wanna take my shitty bait too jackass?

>> No.10514618

>>10513094
>imagine being human
Fuck off reptilian scum

>> No.10515016

>>10510084
SNIBBETI SNABB :D :D

>> No.10515021

>>10510912
RULES OF NATURE

>> No.10515027
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>>10514618

>> No.10515054

>>10511095
my mistake - my comments had nothing to do with the crabs or lobsters you were talking about, i just hope you get kicked in the nuts. unrelated to the shellfish stuff

>> No.10515086

>>10515054

Oh. But its my birthday today; you have to be nice to me, anon. No bullies allowed please and thanks.

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>>10510887
>Lazy faggot sea stars, who gives a shit

lol

>> No.10515336

>>10515331
what happened to her tits

>> No.10515457
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>>10510912
CAN YOU FEEL IT

>> No.10515465

>>10513094
>Imagine being human
Zucc detected

>> No.10515467

>>10510227
t. brainlet

>> No.10515740

>>10510903

t. landcuck

if you have ever lobstered you would know how aware they are. they definitely respond to bodily damage (pain) just like a mammal does

>> No.10515748

post the webm of crabs killing a seagull

>> No.10516013

>>10515748
I once saw a crab ripped limb from limb by a seagull IRL.

It made me very sad.

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>>10515086
oh i apologize anon, happy birthday i hope it is a good day and that someone cooks you your favorite meal

>> No.10516133

>>10515457
OH SHIT I'M FEELIN IT!

>> No.10516165

caring about crabs is an indication of brain disease

crabs dont have feelings

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>>10513094

given the size of the hole the actual result of this would be death by blood loss as the hole sucked out all of your blood

>> No.10516293

>>10511388

Delta-P is a harsh mistress.

>> No.10516298

>>10509579
Is that a fucking chain around it’s neck haha