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>That'll be $19.95 plus your tip.

>> No.10469675
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>>10469666
I want to poke her belly

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>>10469666
>not posting best pizza girl

>> No.10469682

>>10469675
>her

>> No.10469685

>>10469666
That’s a trap

>> No.10469693

>>10469666
>"""plus tip"""
I've not once in my life ever have a delivery drive say this. When will this meme die?

>>10469677
Post the nudes.

>> No.10469704

>>10469693
>plus your tip.
You're main character levels of dense.

>> No.10469725

>>10469666
Sure, just come in.

>> No.10469759

>>10469666
I don't know what's sadder, him for thinking he's passable, or the thirsty closet fags fapping to this set.

>> No.10469764

>>10469693

I was actually just about to post the exact same thing
Nobody fucking says this

>> No.10469795

>>10469693
I used to say "plus tip" and hold out my hand as I read the order total when I worked at subway

>> No.10469805

>>10469795
>tipping at subway
I have never once done this.

>> No.10469831

>>10469666
Pizza would be inedible sure to that being a PHONY pizza delivery person. Because it's a cosplay of a skin for a character in a terrible game I play and I payed money for that skin.
t. /v/ phone poster

>> No.10469835

>>10469759
I'm surprised he lost that much weight. I remember him being chubby.

>> No.10469841

>>10469759
She makes a great birl! I want to suck her benis!!!

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>>10469685

>> No.10469877

>>10469677
>>10469693
https://imgur.com/a/Hzd7t

>> No.10469886

>>10469877
Eh too petite.

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>>10469877
don't look at this. sure's pure and not to be fapped to. delete this

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>>10469886
Worst post of the year she's cute

>> No.10469896

>>10469891
She has a cute face but no tits or ass.

>> No.10469902

>>10469896
Her being thin already makes her better than 90% of other girls in the U.S.

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>>10469896
>Hey anon, my boyfriend says my tits and ass are too small. Want to share this pizza with me?

>> No.10469907

>>10469805
Hope you aren't a regular, we remember who the cheap fucks are.

>> No.10469915

>>10469896
Honestly all I want from a woman is the ability to be a good mother to her children.

Good cooking is a plus but that's asking for too much in the feminist 21st century

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>Mind if I have a slice anon?

>> No.10469926

>>10469906
eww gay

>> No.10469928

>>10469906
>that bed and comforter
White-trash child detected, hit and run.

Gorgeous girl though.

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>>10469896
Her butt is perfectly fine