/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10457390]

>wake up
>remember that Kinder Eggs are banned in my country

[Anonymous No.10457394]

>>10457390
What the fuck is a kinder egg?

[Anonymous No.10457397]

awoo

[Anonymous No.10457398]

>Le no kinder egg bait
>2018

(you) :^)

[Anonymous No.10457399]

>>10457390
I've seen them in stores in the US recently. I think that's a meme.

[Anonymous No.10457401]

>>10457394
it's this retarded europoor thing where they put inedible items in a food item. Pretty stupid.
Want to go shoot AR's tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.10457407]

>>10457390
No worries dickhead just go shoot some kids up wile on one of your mong-rage filled fits of freedom.

[Anonymous No.10457412]

>>10457401
>muh guns
SEETHING

[Anonymous No.10457416]

>>10457399
they're legal now :3

[Anonymous No.10457417]

>>10457407
>freedom
>government doesn't allow corporations to put plastic in my food.
I WISH I that freedoms so I could eat plastic if I chose to.

[Anonymous No.10457418]

>>10457401
Sure thing, friend. We can get some burgers after too

[Anonymous No.10457521]

>>10457390
They're no longer banned in the US. Also, stop posting this trap.

[Anonymous No.10457548]

>>10457521
Yeah, they still are. What you're seeing in stores are the Kinder Joy eggs that are a completely different product.

[Anonymous No.10457566]

>>10457401
No one tell the euros about underbarrel cheeseburger launchers. This tech is too fun to share with crossatlantic buzzkills.

[Anonymous No.10457567]

>>10457399
Those are Kinder Joy eggs, not the regular ones. The regular ones are solid chocolate with a plastic toy capsule enclosed within, the Joy have two separately sealed halves, one with chocolate cream and wafer balls inside and one with a toy. The law is against enclosing non-edible items in food, so the Joy eggs are allowed.

[Anonymous No.10457710]

>>10457567
I'm pretty sure I saw the regular ones at a store in a mall but they were kind of expensive.

[Anonymous No.10458070]

>>10457390
you aren't missing much if you're above the age of 9, but they taste good

[Anonymous No.10458622]

I am German and let me tell you the stuff inside the modern eggs is boring. Just painted collector figurines and other crap. I'm 43, when I was a kid there was really cool stuff in the eggs, like tiny cars you had to assemble from a dozen parts, or working miniature trebuchets. Apparently we cant have that anymore just because some kids suffocated.

[Anonymous No.10458892]

>>10458622
My cousin got a plane kit with the loop once it's pretty cool I must said.

[Anonymous No.10459342]

>>10458622
>von Guyverr breaks out of the Russian prison and kills 5 guards before escaping, with just 3 Kinder eggs and a bratwurst
Fucking Krauts.

[Anonymous No.10459391]

>>10457521
>Momiji
>trap
WHAT? How fucking retarded are you?

[Anonymous No.10459402]

>>10457521
>Trap
Ironic weebs were a mistake.

[Anonymous No.10459421]

>>10459402
>>10459391
He's baiting and samefagging.

[Anonymous No.10459427]

>>10459421
What, me? Him? Who?

[Anonymous No.10459434]

>>10459427
The idiot you were responding to, he's been doing it for days.

[Anonymous No.10459447]

I feel like we have too many laws. People who die from stupidity solves itself. This is why we can't have nice things.

[Anonymous No.10459801]

>>10457412
wh*tes have some fucked up priorities

[Anonymous No.10459805]

>>10457416
>>10457521
wrong, they're not the same as you get elsewhere, it's a bullshit dip snack thing in the US and it's packaged a lot differently

[Anonymous No.10459808]

>>10459801

I don't know much about guns and hate the /k/ crossover here (it's honestly gotten a lot better), but that girl looks like she's just about ready to dislocate her shoulder.

[Anonymous No.10459822]

this board is lost and i hate every single one of you.

[Anonymous No.10459824]

americans are such fucking goblins they cant operate a chocolate egg with a toy inside

[Anonymous No.10459830]

>>10459801
what always gets me about this is that they act like banning kinder eggs was reasonable in the first place.

[Anonymous No.10459855]

>>10459830

Poorfags love Trump because he just sues anyone for anything he think he might make some money from. That's why the tiniest lawsuit against a corporation in the US results in the dumbest things being regulated and/or banned.

[Anonymous No.10459875]

>>10459830
They weren't specifically banned. It's some 1930s law.
>>10459855
You okay there, Matilda?

[Anonymous No.10459882]

>>10459875

This entire post is sheer nonsense.

[Anonymous No.10459896]

kindr eggs arent even real

[Anonymous No.10459897]

>>10459830
>putting plastic in food
>reasonable

[Anonymous No.10459902]

>>10459896

How can you know if chickens can't look both ways?

[Anonymous No.10459906]

>>10459824
I'm not sure if I could trust myself with those either. Too many small parts presenting a choke hazard for something intended to be edible.
I normally hear the recall on those little Pokemon balls from the old Burger King toys mention in the same breath alongside these. But those containers were dangerous too. I had to get stitches in my mouth after accidentally biting into one of them. One of the plastic halves shattered and gouged the roof of my mouth bad. Good riddance.
Complain all you want, but keeping these dangerous toys out of the hands of children is a GOOD thing as long as it keeps people from getting hurt.

[Anonymous No.10459907]

>>10459897
you americans already make cheese out of petrol, what's so bad about enrobing a toy in chocolate

[Anonymous No.10459914]

>>10459907
>what's so bad about putting plastic in food
Europoors everyone.

[Anonymous No.10459918]

>>10459914
m8 you could run a fucking diesel engine on american "food". and have you really not gotten the memo that you're not supposed to eat the plastic bit of a kinder egg?

[Anonymous No.10459928]

>>10459918
>that you're not supposed to eat the plastic bit of a kinder egg?
Then why is it in the food?

[Anonymous No.10459931]

>>10459914
What the fuck are you on about? The selling point of kinder eggs is to get a toy from the inside. Not even the most retarded kids in my 3rd world country suffocated because they knew the egg had a toy inside. What the fuck is wrong with you and your people?

[Anonymous No.10459936]

>>10459801
Why is the Asian kid so weirdly fat-looking? Bad shoop? Wise hips????

[Anonymous No.10459940]

>>10459931
>no plastic in your food
>europoors cry why isn't there plastic in your food! what's wrong with you!!!!!

No wonder you have socialized medicine with that retardation, you people are too stupid to take care of yourself.

[Anonymous No.10459941]

>>10459928
you strike me as the kind of person who tries to chew bones

[Anonymous No.10459946]

>>10459941
>europoors don't like marrow
>proud of food culture of plastic laced foods

You can't make this shit up!

[Anonymous No.10459954]

Americans eat in a similar way to a giant cod. They open their mouth when they are near food and it gets sucked into the vortex.
There's no time to separate chocolate from plastic or chicken from bones. Just get whatever it is down the hatch.

[Anonymous No.10459957]

>>10459954
>There's no time to separate chocolate from plastic
hahaha, yeah we don't have that problem.
We have science and logic.

[Anonymous No.10459970]

>>10459946
>sucking bones like a caveman
m8 have you never heard of soup, it's a much better use of the stuff

[Anonymous No.10459973]

>>10459970
You can do both. With the same bones, even.

[Anonymous No.10459980]

>>10459882
If you're the poster of the BLOMPFT word salad, you are projecting really hard.

[Anonymous No.10459990]

>>10459973
>With the same bones,
incORRECT my dude INCORRECt

[Anonymous No.10459998]

>>10459990
I've done it successfully and you've never even tried it. Who should I believe?

[Anonymous No.10460031]

>>10459906
>I had to get stitches in my mouth after accidentally biting into one of them.
How the fuck does a person "accidentally" bite into one of these?

[Anonymous No.10460055]

>>10459808
>hate the /k/ crossover
You hate us because there is no dragon dildo in your anus

[Anonymous No.10460064]

>>10457390
>Be yuropeeing
>Get Kinder candy designed on a uterus
>Be Ameriking
>Get Kinder candy with a set of balls
I think we won this match

[Anonymous No.10460089]

>>10457390
>2018
>bad enuf to be still on 4chins
>super bad that Kinder Eggs are still being used as b8

Yuropeens need to get an life. Makmehd, u need to go back, sweetie.

[Anonymous No.10460097]

>>10459342
So he chokes 3 gards with one Kinder Egg each
Then suffocated the 4th with ein bratwurst
then what habbened to the 5th one

[Anonymous No.10460591]

>>10460064
so you don't have a balls, huh.

[Anonymous No.10460603]

>>10460591
I'm pretending not to.

[Anonymous No.10460620]

>>10457390
For the same amount of money you can just get any other kinder product and then slot your change into one of these things. Then you'll have a miserably un-fun toy and the lingering aftertaste of too-sweet milk chocolate on your tongue, just like the aftermath of a kinder egg.

[Anonymous No.10460671]

Is it actually banned or is no one offering it out of fear for a lawsuit?

[Anonymous No.10460680]

>>10460671
I have no idea what country OP is in, but in the US they are not banned by name, but rather fall under under a blanket rule that prohibits non-food items being inside food.

[Anonymous No.10460686]

>>10457390
it's just chocolate with a toy inside
what are you, twelve?

[Anonymous No.10460694]

Kinder eggs have been sold in the US for years, and yes I mean actual fully enclosed kinder eggs.

And before you claim "T..they are different..." I've tried Canadian ones as well, they are the same completely mediocre chocolate with awful toy.

[Anonymous No.10460696]

>>10460680

[Anonymous No.10460701]

>>10458622
I used to have a tiny car with a mini metal flywheel and 2 gears connected to it. Nowadays it's just one piece disney figurines

[Anonymous No.10460704]

>>10460694
Yes, but not lawfully. Stuff sneaks through customs all the time.

[Anonymous No.10460724]

Americans are so retarded the cant tell which parts are edible, thus the ban

[Anonymous No.10460725]

>>10460704

Why would I care if its lawful, it's not like im buying it from a dude in a trenchcoat on the corner

[Anonymous No.10460737]

>>10460724
This

[Anonymous No.10460746]

dumb awoo poster

[Anonymous No.10460747]

>>10460725
>I have to elongate my wee wee
Niggers can take you losers with one punch

[Anonymous No.10460762]

>>10460747

Yeah probably, which is why i dont live anywhere near niggers, i'm a neet who spends his time talking about subpar chocolate on a imageboard and shooting guns, not a fighty boi

[Anonymous No.10460764]

>>10460725
Did you not read OP? The whole point of the post was discussing the ban.

[Anonymous No.10460774]

>>10460764
But it wasn't, there was no subject to discuss, it was a Euro bait post based on the premise that Americans can't get subpar chocolate eggs with crappy toys inside of them

A premise which is false

[Anonymous No.10460778]

>be American
>everybody calls my nationality the fattest fucks in the history of fat fucks
>try Cadbury- the Britbong candy company
>chocolate is sickeningly sweet
>try Kinder- the German candy company
>sickeningly sweet, most products explode with a cloying cream when you bite into them
what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.10460807]

>>10460778

[Anonymous No.10460820]

>>10460807
Okay, let's say I'm the niggest.
I'm posting from a poorly funded library, dribbling a basketball, and drinking robotussin hidden in a paper sack.
How does that change what I said about the disgustingly sweet candy of Brits and Krauts?

[Anonymous No.10460841]

>>10460778
>Cadbury
>britbong
Nope.

[Anonymous No.10460893]

>>10460841
I guess that Modelez bought it out.
They also bought out the dudes who made little schoolboy biscuits.

[Anonymous No.10460963]

>>10457401
I mean, Americans gotta be a whole new level of dumb to accidentally swallow whole big toys, yeah. Shit parenting lead to this. Also ironic how some say "europoor " yet America is so in debt, you don't have free surgeries like we do.

[Anonymous No.10461000]

>>10460963
>I mean, Americans gotta be a whole new level of dumb to accidentally swallow whole big toys
Yeah, i agree. Almost as dumb as wanting plastic in your food.

[Anonymous No.10461004]

>>10460963
Better or worse than choking to death on jelly? Don't be so smug, NHS is billions in the red.
https://www.food.gov.uk/news-updates/news/2018/17038/akm-foods-limited-recalls-zaiqa-international-mini-fruit-jelly-because-of-a-choking-hazard

[Anonymous No.10461015]

>>10460963
>free surgeries like we do.
Free?

Is that why whenever I sell stuff on Ebay to a europoor they beg me to lie about the customs value so they don't have to pay their retardedly high taxes? There's not much "free" about sky-high VAT.....

[Anonymous No.10461018]

>>10461015
Also, that surgery is performed by a public servant. Think about that.

[Anonymous No.10461020]

>>10460963
>yet america is so in debt
imagine being a euronigger and caring so much about a foreign country but still getting the facts wrong
america’s debt is in the form of bonds. america has never defaulted on a bond and as long as the economy keeps growing, so can the “debt”. it’s literally other countries investing in america. instead of selling off our assets to a bunch of chunks and pakis like eurotrash, they get bonds. enjoy your european replacement stupid fuck

[Anonymous No.10461095]

>>10457390
I bought one at a sheetz last week. Total shit candy that looks like two rat turds in a pus cocoon; and i got a gay robot toy, not even a cool bike.

[Anonymous No.10461102]

>>10457390
You don't have to get a toy at every meal, OP. Shut the fuck up about Kinder Eggs already!

[Anonymous No.10461126]

>>10461020
>no clue about economics: the post
Imagine being this ignorant.

[Anonymous No.10461161]

>>10459940
What a shitty bait desu

[Anonymous No.10461213]

>>10460747
>Antigun
>Muh dik argument
>Losers
Has there ever been a more obvious roastie.

[Anonymous No.10461255]

>>10461126
>I can’t refute any of it

[Anonymous No.10461390]

>>10461020
My europian country gives free education, free health care, other europian countries i visited gave at least free surgeries, people are so wealthy here that they throw shit out or give it away like it's nothing, hell, I think we have too much money sometimes. Meanwhile my American friends complained of how they broke their knuckles and had to save up cash for months before fixing them.

[Anonymous No.10461433]

>>10461390
>free
No. I have insurance and it costs me $100 per month through work. Our health care is rated miles ahead of euroshit countries too. Even retail slaves can get insurance through work. I guarantee if you did the calculation, you’re paying more in taxes for health care than I am through my employer

[Anonymous No.10461453]

>>10459808
/k/ cross poster reporting in

[Anonymous No.10461462]

>>10461390
>My europian country gives free education
>europian
Clearly not a very good one you larping shart
:)

[Anonymous No.10461471]

>>10461433
>Our health care is rated miles ahead of euroshit countries
By whom?

[Anonymous No.10461486]

>>10461433
We have a lot more benefits here than amerimutts. That's the big difference. Hence why so many people try to immigrate to my country, including amerifags.

[Anonymous No.10461488]

>>10461433
Not every European country funds it's healthcare system the same way dipshit.
You have to grasp the fact that Europe isn't a country, it's a continent.

[Anonymous No.10461495]

>>10457401
>muh guns
Some of you guys are alright, don't go to school tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.10461500]

>>10461453
AR or AK?
Not which platform is better but which platform is more versatile?

[Anonymous No.10461518]

>>10461500
There's a reason they call the AR the Legos for adults.

[Anonymous No.10461532]

>>10461500
The AR wins for versatility. Most AKs that aren't made in the US, or made by century off of parts kits, are also fairly good. ARs still win for the amount of aftermarket parts and modifications. Also ARs have more diverse options for optics, and mounts. AR's can also be built by most people, where AK's don't give you that option. A quality AK will serve you almost as well as an AR, but you will have to pay way more

[Anonymous No.10461665]

>>10460725

Those aren't kinder eggs.

[Anonymous No.10461677]

Why would you put small plastic toys inside of a childrens chocolate candy?

[Anonymous No.10461799]

>>10461677
Got to keep the gene pool clear, and some people didn't like the way it was previously done.

[Anonymous No.10461853]

>>10459801
They're right.
BRING KINDERS BACK TO THE STATES!

[Anonymous No.10461877]

>>10461799
>>10461677
>mfw Kinder Surprise is just another German attempt at eugenics after the whole death camps thing backfired

[Anonymous No.10461894]

>>10460680
this, grocery stores wouldnt dare but you can sometimes find them imported

but then they're like 5 bucks each instead of 79c like they are in real countries, see >>10460725

[Anonymous No.10461895]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C0M7Q9wIKs

[Anonymous No.10461903]

>>10461486
>My country I'm too ashamed of to name

[Anonymous No.10461911]

>>10461853
honestly when i show that poster to fellow canadians their first reaction is "wait, you can't have kinder eggs in the US? what the fuck" and not anything about gun control

[Anonymous No.10461952]

>>10461903
Not really, no one really asked so that's why I didn't mention. Besides, no point when Americans are so dumb thanks to their shit educational system to the point of not knowing more than 3 of their own presidents half the time, so doubt they can recognize more than 5 countries anyway.

[Anonymous No.10461961]

>>10461952
It's some ex commie nation ?

[Anonymous No.10461969]

>>10461952
desu im canadian and forget a lot of provinces exist and fuck if i know any PMs other than Trudeau Sr, Harper, and That One Chick Who Fucked It Up Like Real Bad Fucked It Big Time. also big daddy jonny a macdonald, inventor of free ER visits so you can die in hospice instead of in comfort at home

[Anonymous No.10461972]

>>10460031
Not him, but since nobody would read the packaging kids and adults just thought it was a chocolate/creme egg, which are popular in the states

[Anonymous No.10462124]

>>10461961
No? I think pretty much every ez commie country is economically fucked by now. However, even those poor countries have free surgeries and other emergency help, just that you pay for your own meds, but sometimes they give some for free if it's really needed. Yet then there's America that can't even do that. There's literally a girl in America who had to rush to the restroom and wrap her leg in toilet paper, but it still got so bad it was infected and now she's in debt after being rushed to the hospital and forced to pay the bill. Nice cucked and libtard riddled country you live in.

[Anonymous No.10462133]

america is a shithole country where only bad things happen

[Anonymous No.10462147]

>>10461972
I like how us europian kids never were retarded enough to eat a fucking toy, hell, even my 4 year old sister learned all on her own that those aren't edable. You can clearly touch and feel it is plastic before you eat it.

Fucking Americans, I swear. If this isn't a troll, I won't even be surprised.

[Anonymous No.10462157]

>>10462124
There is absolutely nothing stopping her from walking in a hospital if she needed help. Why didn't she have insurance? Answer me that.

[Anonymous No.10462162]

>>10462147
So France isn't in Europe?

[Anonymous No.10462173]

>>10462162
French people are equally retarded.

[Anonymous No.10462180]

>>10462147
American kids aren't that retarded either.
Kinder eggs weren't singled out for some special ban. Rather it's a legal technicality. It falls under a blanket law prohibiting non-food items from being in food.

[Anonymous No.10462182]

>>10462173
UK ? Oddly enough no deaths have been in the US

[Anonymous No.10462480]

>euroimpoverished LITERALLY think plastic is food and feed it to children
Those fucking savages. Kinder eggs SHOULD be banned

[Anonymous No.10462493]

>>10462480
>I only eat unprocessed petrochemicals
This is a cooking board. Raw food dieters need to leave.

[Anonymous No.10462506]

>>10462157
She will get stabilized and booted to the curb if she had no insurance possibly because her income was above the threshhold for medicaid and below the threshhold for insurance subdidies.

[Anonymous No.10462798]

>>10462506
>emergency room will stabilize
oh look, another retard that doesn't know the difference between emergency and primary care treatment. Of course emergency will stabilize that's the fucking purpose.

[Anonymous No.10462841]

>wake up
>remember circumcision is still legal
>remember I'm still circumcised

[Anonymous No.10462898]

>>10462180
This. It's not a kinder egg specific targeted ban at all, kinder eggs just got caught up in it by mere technicality. No one thinks american kids are too dumb for the concept of kinder eggs, that's why you have shit like yowies that use the loophole of having a plastic ridge that stands out so the capsule is not entirely enclosed in chocolate.

[Anonymous No.10463209]

>>10462798
>oh look I didn't read the rest of the post so i'll misdirect based on the first line
Let me guess which containment board you escaped from, ok?

[Anonymous No.10463566]

>>10459801
Why can't mom's demand better trigger discipline?

[Anonymous No.10463590]

>>10463566
Because the whole point of that ad is that guns should be banned.

[Anonymous No.10463612]

>>10462147
I like how us european kids were never allowed to handle plastic knives or buy eggs, but at least we can have plastic in our candy.

[Anonymous No.10463614]

>>10463590
And yet they gave that little girl an AR-47.

[Anonymous No.10463632]

>>10457390
>>10457416
they make US-legal Kinder eggs where the toy is separated from the chocolate
>>10459805
honestly they're good enough and anybody still crying about it at this point is a retard

[Anonymous No.10463633]

>>10459808
.223 has a light bullet so it has very little recoil, despite having a lot of energy in it, and the AR15 is designed with a large recoil buffer inside the stock, which takes off almost all the edge.

I can't think of any way for the recoil to even feel uncomfortable unless it's like some dangerously overgassed shitbuild and you hold it away from your shoulder, letting it take all the recoil energy like a slap.

[Anonymous No.10463634]

>>10463590
Banned for whom? Children? Last I checked, a child couldn't go out and buy a gun.

[Anonymous No.10463639]

>>10463590
What a fucking stupid point.

[Anonymous No.10463640]

>>10460671
they were actually banned, as in customs agents were watching out for them and would take them if you tried to smuggle them in
there was a story I read about some guy tried to get a box or two in and the customs agents made him eat 20 fucking Kinder Eggs just to fuck with him

[Anonymous No.10463641]

>>10463640
Yet you see them pretty much everywhere if you just go look for them.

[Anonymous No.10463664]

>>10457566
I need to get a cheeseburger howitzer, the 37mm cheeseburger shells I fit in my Cobray launcher aren't satisfying enough.

[Anonymous No.10463695]

>>10463634
True, but all kinder eggs are banned, not just for sale to under 18s, they're totally banned from the entire country "because of the children". These nuts want all guns banned the same way.
>>10463639
Yeah. Once again, I love how they act like banning kinder eggs was reasonable in the first place.

[Anonymous No.10463702]

>>10457390
Kinder eggs taste like shit though

[Anonymous No.10463706]

>>10458622
>little solid piece cartoon figures made of plastic
>cardboard puzzles for ants
>little plastic car with wheels and one piece of track
Why were people so excited for these now again? Sure, the chocolate is nice, but I'd rather buy those little bar things they make, you get much more of the chocolate that way.

[Anonymous No.10463713]

>>10457394
Egg that is kinder

[Anonymous No.10464099]

369 days

[Anonymous No.10464561]

>>10460097
Benis :DDDDDD

[Anonymous No.10464603]

>>10463706
Forbidden fruit is always more appealing and you can't find a better case than a nation-wide total ban.