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10444597 No.10444597 [Reply] [Original]

>No webm thread
There must always be a webm thread.

>> No.10444600
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>> No.10444609

>/ck/ webm thread
/ck/ repost thread

>> No.10444613
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>>10444597
Brit here, tell me Americans don't actually eat like this. We may not have freedom of speech but at least we have our dignity.

>> No.10444627

>>10444613
It's a London restaurant

>> No.10444633

>>10444613
>t. eats fries and ketchup on a sandwich

>> No.10444641
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>> No.10444646
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>> No.10444655
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>> No.10444668

>>10444646
Why the fuck does Jack always do that open arm stance after he tries something he makes?

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>> No.10444729
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>> No.10444741

>>10444722
>cow rice
FUCK OFF

>looks super delicious notwithstanding

>> No.10444748

>>10444722
>someone made this thinking it was funny
i hate you for posting this.

>> No.10444757

>>10444613
Screw you, reporting you for hate speech to the authorities, how dare you say we don't have freedom of speech. God save the Queen!

>> No.10444872

>>10444729
I used to make homemade pizza rolls using that dough and cheese then Id dip it in pizza sauce. Was pretty fuckin delicious not gonna lie but also pretty calorie dense.

>> No.10444913

>>10444597
they should have poured the cheese on before the top bun. that just looks nasty...

>> No.10444951

>>10444741
>>10444748
i love how upset you are

>> No.10444995

>>10444722
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
SOOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUNNNNNNYYYY
ps kys faggot

>> No.10445022

E G G S
G
G
S.... H O W???????

>> No.10445045

>>10444597
im gonna fucking puke, holy shit

>> No.10445060

>>10444600
>Big-ass ugly ring
Yep it's another Jack video.

>> No.10445072

>>10444668
It's a "wa-la" type of deal, like he just proved to himself his hard work definitely paid off.

>> No.10445078

>>10444646
>This fucking slop
Disgusting

>> No.10445117

eggs

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>>10444597

>> No.10445447

>>10444597
HOW DOES HE GET OUT OF THERE WITHOUT BREAKING ALL THE EGGS

>> No.10445490

>>10444722
The bullshit makes the recipe memorable

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>>10444597
>There must always be a webm thread.

>> No.10445636

>>10444613

>Jesus christ Favreau it's a fucking grilled cheese

Happy grilled meme day internet

>> No.10446635

>>10444641
>Jack
>Those nails
Just goes to show that you can change your gender but not your shit taste.

>> No.10446652

>>10444597
I'm kind of angry

>> No.10446809

>>10444600
>non-newtonian fluids

>> No.10446857

>>10445490
Reddit

>> No.10446861

>>10446809
>that one guy who shows up whenever that webm is posted to let us all know he remembers one thing everybody learned in the 3rd grade like he's proud of it.

>> No.10446918

>>10444722
You need to go back

>> No.10446933

>>10444951
it's not funny at all love it all you want

>> No.10446940
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>>10444641
>mfw

>> No.10446952
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>> No.10447174

>>10444641

Mexican lasagna?

>> No.10447180

>>10444613
>but at least we have our dignity.
Not really, gov'na

>> No.10447207

>>10444729
I liked this one desu

>> No.10447212

>>10444722
Top kek! Best in thread
Redit won't understand

>> No.10447237

>>10446861
Newton please go

>> No.10447244

>>10444597
How get out no break eggs?

>> No.10447246

>>10445022
I think there is a trap door

>> No.10447278

>>10444722
looks good

>> No.10447283

Where in the fuck are the eggs?!!!!

>> No.10447289

>>10444600
not sure what im looking at... but this guys technique is poor. It's like he can't control his hands...just look at the way he holds the utensil.

>> No.10447372

>>10446952
Ik vind pindakaas met hagelslag niet zo lekker

>> No.10447411

>>10446940
shouldnt his mouth be wide open?

>> No.10447659

>>10444655
I-is that chocolate??

>> No.10447801

>>10444597
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT?!

>> No.10447906
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>> No.10447979

>>10447801
"""""""""""""""""ART""""""""""""""""""

>> No.10447984
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>> No.10447989

>>10447906
>being suck a betacuck you buy an extra sandwich so when the office bull takes yours you still have one

>> No.10447991

>>10447906
I thought he would pull out an AK15 and virginia tech the place
close call there, desu

>> No.10448288

>>10444722
>Burn in Hell, Eternity
heh

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>> No.10448426

>>10448375
how

>> No.10448432

>>10447989
>that soyboy
>bull

>> No.10448487

>>10448375
does

>> No.10448530

>>10448426
>>10448487
EGG

>> No.10448540

>>10448375
>egg as the bread
>bread as the egg
?

>> No.10448550

>>10448375
what the fuck? that's the stupidest way of cooking an egg... sandwich(?) i dunno even what to call it's so damn retarded, fuck this assclown

>> No.10448565

>>10448375
haha that is a lot of eggs

>> No.10448601

>>10447212
The best part of that webm being posted is that all you insecure retards come out of the woodwork to talk about how much you hate reddit.

>> No.10448637

>>10448601
You probably didnt understand the humor in the webm. Everyone finds different things funny relax

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>> No.10448724

>>10444597
I don't know why all the videos of food stalls from India are so disgusting to me, maybe it's the dirty shitholes they cook in or the nasty bugs and diseased people walking around, but the fucking towers of eggs and egg dishes they serve are the most god awful disgusting vomit inducing "food items" i have ever seen. Yucky!

>> No.10448756

>>10448681
>FUCK those shells

>> No.10448763

>>10448681
Those eggs look uncomfortable.

>> No.10448778

>>10448681
Is that dude wearing a leather shirt?

>> No.10448833

>>10448778
>virgin tanktop spic vs chad leather pajeet

>> No.10448918

>>10448681
Look at the disregard he has for his eggs, the way he mops up the stale, old egg from previous sandwiches with your over-buttered roll. This man is no king, he is a tyrant.

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>>10447906
>you will never have this much white priveledge

>> No.10448934

>>10448681
That's a lot of oil...

>> No.10448954

>>10448934
>>10448934
>>10448934
>>10448934

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>>10444722
>chicken little alternate ending
>future generations, beaten
>dead chicken with old milk

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>>10448681

>> No.10449088

>>10448929
>priveledge
Kek.
Retard.

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chinese

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>> No.10449166

>>10446952
looks comfy

>> No.10449196

>>10449142

Dude what the fuck

>> No.10449220

>>10447984
hello, fellow /lit/izen

>> No.10449226

>>10449116
i usually hate these things but this was pretty creative

>> No.10449230

>>10448550
>>10448540
>>10448426
>>10448487
>>10448565
Dogfish Egg.

Off-centered eggs for off-centered people.

>> No.10449250

>>10449116
fuckin saved, this was incredible

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>> No.10449264

>>10444646
what's this guy's name again?

I'm pretty sure I'm subscribed to him but can't find him

>> No.10449265
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>>10448375
>Moldy chopping board

>> No.10449268

>>10449264
choking with zack

>> No.10449275

>>10448375
Why do people record pajeets cooking nasty looking street food? I bet pajeet just wants to be left alone instead of being treated like a museum exhibit by some SWPL type.

>> No.10449290

>>10448375
Would you guys eat with the spoon he gave?

>> No.10449291

>>10448681
If done properly this would be really good.

>> No.10449317

>>10444675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUW_bXll6YM

for those wishing for death

>> No.10449336

>>10449264
cookingwithjack

>> No.10449350

>>10449317
>i won't put that part on the video
>ends up putting it
not only he is a shitty cook but also a shitty son.

>> No.10449385

>>10448375
the sammich is inside out

>> No.10449423

>>10446952
the Netherlands are the definition of culinary autism

>> No.10449426

>>10449116
LAPTOP DOWN! LAPTOP DOWN!

>> No.10449438

>>10449163
I was all tits until she used the rough side of the sponge for the knive

the meme of women staying in the kitchen has become quite ironic

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>>10449255

>> No.10449454

>>10448681
>messy
>sloppy
>dirty AF
fuck this nigger

>> No.10449464

>>10446952
>niet AH basic

>> No.10449472

>>10449275
First, I think they would prefer not to be called pajeet.

>Why do people record pajeets
They'd also prefer if you didn't make a distinction between them and people.

>treated like a museum exhibit by some SWPL type.
What if I told you it was recorded by another indian? Because it was.
They have recorders too you know, and internet, and the same social media. They're not some wild tribe far inferior from the west, desperately in need of your SJW protection from fellow "actual people".

Maybe check your own deep rooted prejudices first?

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>>10444722
I want to find the Reddit cunt who made this and cut him with a knife.

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>>10449472
Holy shit stop anon I can't breathe anymore

>> No.10449502

>>10449487
Every time I see this one I get nervous

>> No.10449550
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>>10446952
I prefer the rainbow ones. It's my way of supporting the gay community.
Then I don't have to feel bad about the ones getting thrown off roofs in the Middle East; I've done my part.

>> No.10449574

>>10449255
jack is trolling us all

no way someone can be this retarded for real

>> No.10449576

>>10449550
>I prefer the rainbow ones. It's my way of supporting the gay community.
maybe you should shove them up your butthole

>> No.10449581

>>10444722
this is the embodiment of reddit's humor

>> No.10449591
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>> No.10449599

>>10447906
dude, that's stealing, yo

>> No.10449600

>>10449574
>what is satire?

>> No.10449603

>>10449502
It reminds of the time I sliced opened my hand doing that. Good times.

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>all the egg kangz are poo in loos
What did they mean by this?

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>>10449116
Lost my shit at the butter sled

>> No.10449612

>>10449142

what are they?

>> No.10449613

>>10448375
These eggs look like they are missing the yolk

>> No.10449634

>>10449116
Very noice

>> No.10449647

>>10449438
>I was all tits until she used the rough side of the sponge for the knive
What's wrong with that?

>> No.10449650

>>10444597
>Bukake burger
Fucking why?

>> No.10449661

>>10449612
Those look like mice
>hopetofuckingfavreautheyrenot.png

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Does anyone have more of these pretentious mixed drink webms?

>> No.10449689

>>10444722
This stops being clever so quickly. Just make the damn food.

>> No.10449737

>>10448432
even soyboys are bull relative to asians

>> No.10449741

>>10449142
>alive, moving mice

how are they not running all over the place?

>> No.10449750

>>10449591
delete

>> No.10449757

>>10449741
they're drunk

>> No.10449938

>>10449550
Does she have autism?

>> No.10449954

>>10449938
It looks good on her.
Girls with a little autism are cute. Guys are just obnoxious.

>> No.10449963

>>10444646
>Dole
Your non-newtonian fluids, madam

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>>10449116
>that butter slide

>> No.10450000

>>10444613
Chef is such a good film

>> No.10450054

>>10448375
This doesn't look nearly as good as the one the Egg God makes. Also this egg pleb has no style.

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>>10450054
>defending his boyfriend's honor

>> No.10450279

>>10449963
holy kek you got me

>> No.10450287

>>10449142
Christ imagine trying to upsell the eating of actual vermin.

>> No.10450311

>>10444675
Why fry it if you are going to another it in sauce? It literally makes it lose all crunch which is the only point of frying it in the first place. You could get the same flavor if youbjust baked it. Seriously fucking stupid.

>> No.10450350

>>10449438
>the meme of women staying in the kitchen has become quite ironic
I don't see the problem when they're the ones having to use the blunt knife. It's probably better that way too. If she ever comes at you with it, you don't have to worry as much.

>> No.10450409

>>10447659
no, it's The Best Gourmet Barbecue Sauce You'll Ever Taste

>> No.10450438

>>10444722
This is kind of funny even if it's reddit humor. Fight me faggots

>> No.10450451

>>10450438
I don't care much for that webm, but I've come hate the reddit obsessed spergs so much I may even help you out.

>> No.10450469

>>10450438
When and where?

>> No.10450478
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>>10449116
>self greasing butter ramp
Amazing

>> No.10450530

>>10448375
Way to completely ruin the whole fucking point of a sandwich.
Props for chopping with that tiny knife and not throwing it in a fit of rage like I would have. I can't fucking imagine having to work with that piece of shit instead of a decent chef's knife or Chinese cleaver. All damn day.

>> No.10450532

>>10449954
Are you retarded? She looks like a nigger.

>> No.10450538
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>>10448601
How does it make us insecure that we think this kind of humour is cringy?

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>>10450538
>we
You only speak for yourself faggot. I for one think it's amusing.

>> No.10450572

>>10448681
Anyone watching this the first time will think he's using an old rag to begin with. But no; it's the bread he'll be serving you moments later. Bon appetit!
The asshole even has the audacity to showboat while making this sloppy egg sangewedge, like he thinks he's hot shit.
The Sultry King is a modest man who knows he's an egg sangewedge maker, not a rockstar, and he has the decorum befitting of his position. A down-to-earth man of the people who concentrates on feeding his costumer rather than dancing about like a whorish freshman girl who's got herself way too drunk at the bar and is now trying to make a man, any man, take her home and fuck her. That's your "king", >>10448681 : a drunk whore flailing her arms and legs for attention and cock.

>> No.10450576

>>10449938
She's doing it on purpose

>> No.10450587

>>10448375
>using a used steel spoon in this shithole
d r o p p e d

>> No.10450607

>>10447906
>lemme grab a burger, bro

>> No.10450632

>>10448833
>leather pajeet
>wearing leather in a country where cows are sacred
Just another way this slob is disrespectful to his clientele.

>> No.10450642

>>10448778
>>10450632
It's silk you dope, like you'd expect from a king.

>> No.10450658

>>10450587
>buying a new steel spoon after one use
What's wrong with you?

>> No.10450698

>>10449116
>>10449116
>Rube (((Goldberg)))
Nice one, though. Digging that butter slide.

>> No.10450723

>>10449438
I don't get it. Do you think that's enough to dull the knife?
I cringed a little when she turned the knife over since it comes with a risk of injury that's that about it.

>> No.10450733

>>10447906
>When you kindly try to stop your Asian colleague from appropriating your cuisine be he keeps going

>> No.10450742
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>>10444722
why is this triggering people so hard?

>> No.10450778

>>10447207
The raccoon paws are what makes it funny

>> No.10450806
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>>10448375
>>10448681

*Faints*

>> No.10450818

>>10444722
It would be cute if there was only one silly name.

>> No.10450824

>>10449612
judging by their color, docility, and hairlessness
mole babies
https://www.google.ca/search?safe=active&tbm=isch&q=baby+mole&cad=h

>> No.10450838

>>10447906
>your workplace under communism

>> No.10450842

>>10449591
Not cruel enough. It's harder to discern between chocolate M&Ms and Skittles rather than Peanut M&Ms.

>> No.10450850

>>10444722
upboated!

>> No.10450879

>>10444646
>watching this clip
>"God Jack is gross"
>Look at other monitor
>Look back
>whole container of cool whip
Jesus fucking christ

>> No.10450881

>>10449741
same could be said about you, fatfuck

>> No.10450902

>>10450571
I speak for myself and the other people who think it's cringy when I ask why your boyfriend up there thinks it makes us insecure that we don't like your faggy Reddit antics.

>> No.10450967

>>10448375
This is high french cuisine in 2023

>> No.10450988
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>>10449591
Never gonna forget the first time I ate skittles.
>be in gas station
>oh, look, that other M&Ms brand that americans like
>don't read the package
>buy it
>put in my mouth expecting chocolate
>sour fruit taste

>> No.10451011

>>10450806
Imagine Anderson SIlva before he became Dhalsim doing a roundhouse kick on one of those pallets

>> No.10451012

>>10444600
Which video is this? What's that thing he's doing?

>> No.10451039

>>10451012
Candy chicken.

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>>10450838
>communism
>people are eating food

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>>10444722

>> No.10451124

>>10444600
My only exposure to Jack is through these webms. I have to ask: is he capable of actually cooking anything? I've only ever seen him assault the concept of food prep.

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>>10451124
Sometimes, but usually with foods he's already very familiar with.

>> No.10451199

>>10451012
General Tso's Chicken

>> No.10451291

>>10449116
webm theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyCDLW7n53A

>> No.10451375
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>>10450000

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>>10444722
>hansel & gretel gps

>> No.10451430

>>10450742
>post some thing incredibly retard thinking its funny
>huur duur why do people think its retarded and not funny

>> No.10451467

>>10450538
>they both suck the same popsicle
no wonder niggers get aids more than any other species

>> No.10451476

>>10449452
>revlon
god i hate this man

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>>10449612
its my mama's recipe

>> No.10451503

>>10449142
imagine if he took bites instead putting the whole thing in his mouth

>> No.10451509

>>10451480
what is it

>> No.10451513

>>10449668
wtf this kentrucky fried nigga shakin drinks for

>> No.10451518

>>10451509
that's meat fruit, anon

>> No.10451523

>>10444722
That garlic and onion wasn't even remotely fried. Also too much garlic.

Breading the chicken was pointless not to mention it was missing an entire step.

>> No.10452084

>>10450000
I get what it was trying to do, and I don't even dislike favreau's movies, but knowing that he basically payed scarlet johansson to sit there and watch him pretend to cook and then mime an orgasm while eating the pretend food he pretend made just seemed masturbatory to the point of unenjoyability

>> No.10452087

>>10451430
it was a little funny

>> No.10452162
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how do you like your eggs, /ck/?

>> No.10452221

>>10452162
why didn't they lay down some rocks or just bury the egg as is with the shell?

why do white people fall for shit like this just to feel cultured?

>> No.10452231

>>10451509
I'd assume it's a really pretentious way of serving Foie Gras.

>> No.10452256

>>10449142
>This is your brain on Maoism

>> No.10452296

>>10452162
Wakanda looks a little different irl

>> No.10452346

>>10451145

I just blurted "fuck off" out loud at that creation.

t. Yorkshireman

>> No.10452358

>>10452221
I assume they try to salvage the the eggshell to store honey, some tree syrup or ferment some fruits.

But still, there has to be a better way to cook the egg than bury it in the fucking sand. I wonder if they would be open to use a cast iron skillet if given to them.

>> No.10452469

>>10448375
bread magical appears out of somewhere
>HOW

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>>10452358
I've seen the full video

them niggas had pots and shit hanging around in the background

seemed more like they were trolling this white boy who felt like he was getting the "whole authentic experience"

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>>10452162
>man visits Africans
>Animal Planet

>> No.10452612

>>10451494
But they're not in a tortilla

>> No.10452626

>>10449426
don't worry, the baby broke its fall

>> No.10452632

>>10449142
How is it that the chinese in particular keep inventing more and more fucked up ways to fuck with animals

>> No.10452648

>>10449255
Salmonella incarnate

>> No.10452654

>>10444597
americans always be eating beesed churger

>> No.10452655

>>10452474
this is how walruses are fed antibiotics

>> No.10452669

>>10452231
isnt that the shit the french make by torturing geese

>> No.10452739

>>10452669
even better

>> No.10452788

>>10452669
Well now they're also torturing oranges to make it too.

>> No.10452828

>>10444641
Do americans really?

>> No.10452832

>>10450576
>looking genuinely lost on purpose knowing that tens of millions will see this

>> No.10452845

someone please upload the video where the guy is preparing some dough and ignores the millions of bees swarming around him

>> No.10452859

>>10449142
asians were a mistake

>> No.10452921
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>>10449116
>wanting cake with the probability of a chandelier gashing your head

>> No.10452959

>>10451509
an orange

>> No.10452969

>>10451053
Racemixing is a mistake

>> No.10452977

>>10451509
Foie gras parfait encased in gelatine shell

>> No.10452999

>>10449591
this is retarded. you're supposed to mix in plain m&ms, because they're closer in size to the skittles. the peanut ones are too obviously different.

>> No.10453011

>>10449612
china tender

>> No.10453051

>>10450350
blunt knives are arguably more dangerous. they dont cut so easily and the injuries are harder to stitch

>> No.10453096

>>10449116
11/10

>> No.10453110

>>10444641
I'd eat it, it probably taste pretty good.

>> No.10453209

>>10452832
and those tens of millions of ppl will see how quirky and down to earth she is! lrn2PR u dummy

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>> No.10453386

>>10453337
it would actually be impressive if she actually flipped them on the first try.

>> No.10453401

>>10453369
So this is that reddit "humor" I've heard so much about. I have no desire to see it ever again.

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>>10453369
>someone spent at least a hundred dollars to make this stupid shit

>> No.10453430

>>10453337
Why don't they make a casting like a waffle-maker instead of flipping each ball?

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>>10452474

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>>10444722
>all the anons raging and calling this reddit

Do you guys not remember when these were getting posted pretty frequently?

>> No.10453530

>>10453401
>not recognizing How2Basic
>calling it reddit

You people are fucking obsessed

>> No.10453556

>>10449591
This is how whyp*po felt when they schools got desegrigated. Taste my rainbow penis, white boi.

>> No.10453562

>>10452474
Webm of your mom slurping my big boy sperm.

>> No.10453569

>>10453530
I don't give a shit what "how2faggot" is. That video was fucking stupid.

>> No.10453584

>>10453556
if ur black why wouldnt you be the candy that has chocolate? this miscalculation is actually a pretty good indication that you actually are a darkie

>> No.10453601

>>10449600
R u retarded or do u just have aspergers

>> No.10453636

>>10449668
>Not Hitomi-chan

>> No.10453639

>>10453530
>He recognizes non /ck/-related youtubers
Back to your containment board, either /tv/ or /v/

>> No.10453855

>>10449668
This is one of the gayest things I've ever watched and I literally masturbate to men jacking off at least 5-6 times a week.

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>>10453369
>there are "people" who think this is funny

>> No.10454100

>>10444722
go away please

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>> No.10454215

>>10454206
Boring
Newfag
Trash

>> No.10454216

>>10453369
I want to cut their stomach and lay it out on the table, that'd be funny.
Fucking animals dead for this, just abbhorent.

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>>10449668

>> No.10454236

>>10453369
Stop posting this retarded shit.
HowToBasic was funny for MAYBE five minutes. Now it's just a faggot wasting food.

>> No.10454240

>>10452632
It's an extreme perversion of Buddhist values. Basically "Violence is not really violence it's just the universe moving and life is suffering so I'm actually doing these animals a favor, they are just a helpless meat puppet like me"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfUWtuOyEvk
This is long but it's a good explanation of where Buddhism goes wrong.

>> No.10454241

>>10454236
Tell me how smashing food is funny, that'd explain my toddler's habits.

>> No.10454249

>>10454215
i find it funny and there's nothing you can do about it

in future webm threads i will post again

because i like it

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>> No.10454254

>>10454240
Well we're doing them a service, even now with farming we try to find ways to kill them as humane as possible.
Imagine choosing dying because of painless hunter headshot or being mauled and eaten alive by some predator.

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>> No.10454258

>>10454254
That's basically the logic.
Also in Theravada Buddhism it's okay to buy meat from the grocer because you "didn't know" it was killed and it wasn't killed specifically for you.

Western people exalt Buddhism as this advanced and ethical religion but in a lot of ways it's just as retarded as Christianity.

>> No.10454261

>>10454234
nIce

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>>10454249

>> No.10454275

>>10454256
cute

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>> No.10454280

>>10454257
That actually looks pretty tasty.

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>> No.10454293

>>10454277
From which of Kays videos is this? I wanna know what this ends up as.

>> No.10454299

>>10454281
That's awful even for jack's standards.

>> No.10454302

>>10454299
meant this one
>>10454277

>> No.10454306

>>10453386
>She

Mate......

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>> No.10454341

>>10454264
do they do porn?

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>> No.10454356

>>10454344
Why put the berries in water before freezing them? Why not just put frozen berries by themselves in a drink?

>> No.10454365

>>10454356
berries aren't very effective at cooling beverages tbf, you'd need a lot of them.

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>> No.10454387

>>10454337
This would be better with regular breadcrumbs or panko

>> No.10454391

>>10454387
why?

>> No.10454392

>>10454391
Because cheesepuffs are nasty and overspiced.

>> No.10454398

>>10454365
I see. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

>> No.10454404

>>10454382
i remember doing this in highschool biology class, only we had lactate in the beads to then make lactose free milk, for your teachers cat

you dont need the 'mill' a dropper will do the job, they'll be less even in shape but a hell of a lot cheaper

>> No.10454407

>>10453508
Yeah, times change.

>> No.10454416

>>10454337
This looks dry as fuck

>> No.10454431

>>10453508
we grew up

>> No.10454436

>>10454431
>we grew up
>zero punctuation or capitalization
You certainly didn't.

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>>10453508
All these "muh sekrit club" reddit obsessed imbeciles are just a bunch of kids who misclicked /b/ or /r9k/. I don't know why they stick around, probably because they get more (you)'s here with their stupid shit.

>> No.10454468

>>10449438
>I was all tits until she used the rough side of the sponge for the knive
its fine as long as you're only using it on the flat of the blade

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>>10449472
topkek

>> No.10454498

>>10449607
eggs are cheap peasant food

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and a jack to take the thread to the bump limit

>> No.10454562

>>10453508
Yeah that was like 10 years ago when we were all in high school and middle school. We're adults now.

>> No.10454568

>>10454562
...whining about reddit all day long.

>> No.10454593

>>10454280

poo in the loo

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>>10454593
SHART
IN
MART

>> No.10454619

>>10449142
Are the Chinese even human?

>> No.10454627

>>10454607
at least it is inside you fucking animal.

>> No.10454633

>>10449142
>can barely finish chewing before putting another one in his mouth

can you imagine being a PETA activist in China? what a fucking struggle

>> No.10454639

>>10454633
We eat those too.

>> No.10454657

>>10446952
In Germany we have chocolate plates for exactly that purpose. A bun with butter and Eszett Schnitten, very nice.

>> No.10454669

>>10452162
Crunchy

>> No.10454684

>>10452162
mineral suppliments

>> No.10454711

>>10454627
Yeah, inside your PANTS

>> No.10454735

>>10454562
Hurr duur Im a rispownsible now, I show dem who a adult is.

>UR Meme Dumb. STOP FINDING DUMB THINGS FUNNY!

That'll sho dem.

>> No.10454832

>>10454619
Recently it was discovered they are more similar to a subspecies of insects.

>> No.10454833

>>10454527
how?

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>>10449472
>prefer if you didn't make a distinction between them and people.
>They're not some wild tribe far inferior from the west

>> No.10454841

>>10453508
No, I never liked that stupid shit. Not everyone is as brain damaged as you.

>> No.10454858

>>10454735
t. reddit

>> No.10454902

>>10450806
HOW EGGG OIUT

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>>10454858

>> No.10454918

>>10451053
at first it looks beautiful, but then reality hits.

>> No.10454923

>>10454840
Don't forget they're writing all your software now. They know what you write, where you are, and what you are doing. They also have a lot of poo to spare.

>> No.10454930

>>10454913
you look like you drink a gallon of soy per day

>> No.10454932

>>10454234
i just want my drink

>> No.10454953

>>10454930
>I'm an adult

>> No.10455094

>>10454930
leave stamper alone

>> No.10455158

>>10454832
I'd figure reptiles, or snakes

>> No.10455221

>>10444613
You brits dont have jack shit, youll probably need a cooking permit to even use r-rated knives. Let me tell you how much dignity is left in England appart from the sandnigger wave, ZERO

>> No.10455462

>>10452162
So when the video started I though he was cracking a small hole in the top as is normal for cooking an egg in embers.

This is how I do it with duck eggs while camping, crack a small hole in top and put embers around the egg then about 30-40 minutes later received a hard "boiled" egg.

Why they fucking mix it with sand I have no fucking idea.

>> No.10455622

>>10453855
Pleb taste

>> No.10455657
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>love cheese but lactose intolerant
>mfw cheese is in fucking everything and no matter where i go i'm a single poor decision away from waking up in the middle of the night bloated with horrible gas pains.

>> No.10455721

>>10455657
Is it true you guys can eat aged cheeses okay?

>> No.10455754

>>10454337
chickens died for that

>> No.10455766

>>10455657
have not specifically tried any aged cheese in a long time but in moderation everything is fine. little bit of cheese on a meal is fine. straight cheese melted or not in heavier quantities is really bad. milk in any form is the worst.

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>>10451063

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>>10453508
>>10444722
it's funny, it's just the jump cut heavy, buzzfeed-esque presentation that makes it "reddit"
their newfag insecurity is sad

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