/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10444053]

What's worse for you, beer or soda?

[Anonymous No.10444062]

>>10444053
well one doesn't contain alcohol so I think the answer is pretty obvious

[Anonymous No.10444070]

diet soda is good for you

[Anonymous No.10444075]

>>10444053
Alchohol is basically poison. Its enjoyable in small amounts, but its still poison.

[Anonymous No.10444076]

I usually make the suggestion that alcohol is statistically healthy as it keeps a lot of people from killing themselves. At least quickly.

[Anonymous No.10444093]

>>10444076
>drunk driving
>domestic abuse / homicide

alcohol is healthier than soda mmmkay

[Anonymous No.10444103]

>>10444075
The same can be said about soda, you fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.10444116]

>>10444103
Not saying soda is good for you, but alchohol is definitely worse.

[Anonymous No.10444126]

>>10444053

Assuming you're only having a couple a day, soda is definitely worse.

[Anonymous No.10444127]

>>10444062
>>10444070
>>10444075
>>10444093
>>10444103
>>10444116
underage fags detected, soda is DEFINITELY worse for you than beer by volume.

[Anonymous No.10444152]

>>10444127
go say hi to one of the mentally ill homeless people out on the streets and ask them if they're there because of alcohol or sugar

[Anonymous No.10444154]

>>10444053
Soda if it's a couple day easily. More than that it gets iffy

[Anonymous No.10444166]

>>10444152
Kek. Alcoholics Btfo

[Anonymous No.10444169]

>>10444127
I'm underage? ok kiddo. I older than you probably. If you think sugar has caused more death than alcohol then you're retarted

[Anonymous No.10444173]

>>10444169
>what is heart disease

Shut the fuck up and gtfo my thread.

[Anonymous No.10444185]

>>10444173
>you cant get heart problems from alchohol

[Anonymous No.10444190]

>>10444169
alcohaul is worse by 10 fold

[Anonymous No.10444193]

I wondered this but you have to ask yourself what's healthier, drinking a six pack of coors light or coke? I feel like u would get diabetes drinking the soda.

[Anonymous No.10444194]

>>10444185
>implying heart disease isn't caused predominantly by sugar

What, next you're gonna say obese people are mostly fat because of beer? Fuck off, idiot.

[Anonymous No.10444195]

Uh oh, al/ck/ is leaking again

[Anonymous No.10444206]

>>10444194
>Heart disease is the only health problem you can get from sugar

[Anonymous No.10444207]

>>10444193
they have literally the same diabetes risk because they have the same amount of sugar per serving.

[Anonymous No.10444215]

>>10444194
https://www.niaaa.nih.gov/alcohol-health/alcohols-effects-body

[Anonymous No.10444217]

why do people eat mold?

[Anonymous No.10444227]

>>10444152
probably due to the mental illness not alcohol or sugar...

[Anonymous No.10444243]

>>10444207

Fermented sugars are better for you, though.

[Anonymous No.10444246]

>>10444127
alcohol is a hepatotoxin fucktard

[Anonymous No.10444249]

Do you guys even realize that most alcoholic drinks are basically just soda with added alcohol?

[Anonymous No.10444259]

>>10444249

There's no soda in my vodka.

[Anonymous No.10444270]

>>10444259
Distilled liquor of course excluded. But I'd say wine & beer are far more popular.

[Anonymous No.10444279]

>>10444207
>they have the same amount of sugar per serving
they don't

[Anonymous No.10444299]

>>10444279
true been on average has 5 x less sugar. usually soda 50-60g beer 10-15g

How can you not all consider alcohol related deaths in this query?

[Anonymous No.10444305]

>>10444207
No they dont

[Anonymous No.10444312]

>>10444299
Because "worse for you" usually means personal health, excluding freak accidents from poor decisions

[Anonymous No.10444315]

>>10444279
>>10444305
fine, I meant carbs

[Anonymous No.10444324]

>>10444315

>carbs and sugar are the same thing

/fit/ really needs to die.

[Anonymous No.10444362]

>>10444127
Alcohol is a literal toxin you Mongoloid.

[Anonymous No.10444368]

>>10444315
Sugar is a carb, but not all carbs are sugar. Beer in moderation is better for you than soda in moderation

[Anonymous No.10444376]

>>10444312
you're not actually this stupid. use that noggin. think, think, think

[Anonymous No.10444382]

>>10444206
*alchohol, fuck

[Anonymous No.10444391]

>>10444376
I dont know what you're trying to say here desu senpai. You want to include drunk driving in this or alcohol poisoning or what?

[Anonymous No.10444397]

there are some mild health benefits to extremely moderate amounts of beer.

There is literally nothing healthy about processed corn syrup water.

[Anonymous No.10444414]

Sugar is always worst than no sugar, only millennial fattiess think there's nothing wrong with drinking concentrated diabetes.

[Anonymous No.10444418]

>>10444414
fuck you beer is gross

[Anonymous No.10444419]

1 beer is better for you than 1 soda

5 sodas are better for you than 5 beers

[Anonymous No.10444424]

>>10444418
You are drinking the wrong beer, amerifattie.

[Anonymous No.10444450]

>>10444053
its complicated. per volume over a life time, definitely soda
But it takes less beer to kill you in one sitting. Also people usually drink more beer at once

[Anonymous No.10444458]

>>10444397
>extremely moderate
Wew lid

[Anonymous No.10444460]

>>10444424
What? America has almost all of the world's best beer

[Anonymous No.10444471]

>>10444460
Everytime.

[Anonymous No.10444478]

>>10444471
its almost as though its both true and well understood by anyone with just a cursory knowledge of the subject

[Anonymous No.10444493]

>>10444053
The thing that causes heart disease in alchohol, soda has the same thing. And the chemical that's in soda that your kindey can't process causes you to age faster and causes a mass of health problems. This is why people are trying to ban soft drink. You're literally giving kids soft beer with no alchohol and only the long terms effects of alchohol. You won't get the shirt term effect if alchohol in soft drink.

[Anonymous No.10444494]

>>10444053
Soda no questions asked. Nothing but negatives. Once you don't consume a lot of sugar it all just tastes like slightly differently flavored sugar depending on the brand.

At least with alcohol you'll feel good.

[Anonymous No.10444497]

>>10444493
You won't get the shirt term effects from soda

[Anonymous No.10444508]

>>10444053
>sugar water
>"bad" for you
What do you think is in the IV fluids you live off of any time you're in a hospital and doctors want you off food and on a more controlled / safe source of hydration and calories for a while?

[Anonymous No.10444552]

>>10444053
In excess, both. In moderation beer is shown to provides some health benefits. Soda is a demon.

[Anonymous No.10444615]

>>10444152
>yeast consumes disgusting obesity, diabetes, heart killing sugars
>yeast delivers stress reducing, heart disease fighting, stroke reducing alcohol
>some people can't control themselves, abusing the substance, blaming the substance, and hence the yeast
Stop the anti-yeastism!

[Anonymous No.10444661]

>>10444508
It's usually salt

[Anonymous No.10444694]

>>10444508
>What do you think is in the IV fluids

I think they contain orders of magnitude *less* sugar than the average "soft drink". They also certainly lack the phosphoric acid.

[Anonymous No.10444725]

>>10444508
>doctors
>interested in your well being
Pic one, lol!

[Anonymous No.10444734]

'a moderate amount of alcohol is better than none at all' is probably an artifact of shitty meta analysis that happens on nutrition studies
but feel free to continue memeing the error

[Anonymous No.10444746]

>>10444734
eh thats not really what the data says. You can't just assume the data is misleading because of your feelings, Regardless there is no evidence that light alcohol consumption is bad for you even if it isn't explicitly good

[Anonymous No.10444790]

>>10444362
Sola dosis facit venenum

We are biological designed to deal with reasonable quantities of harmful substances to the point where if you deprive your body of them you develop autoimmune diseases and your body eats itself.

[Anonymous No.10444809]

Depends on the quantity. If you drink one pint of beer every day with your meals it's probably healthier than drinking one pint of soda on a daily basis or about the same health wise. But drinking alcohol is a slippery slope and you probably ain't just gonna drink a single beer every day.

[Anonymous No.10444818]

>>10444790
also, it is pretty misleading to call ethanol a toxin. Your body can actually handle an insane amount of it relative to almost any other non-water liquid. Ethanol is really bad at killing you

[Anonymous No.10445090]

>>10444809
Pretty much this, I've given up sugary drinks but I can easily drink three to five pints a day and call it casual drinking

[Anonymous No.10445183]

>>10444093
>pretending people prone to do stupid shit need alcohol
>>10444508
>What do you think is in the IV fluids you live off of any time you're in a hospital and doctors want you off food and on a more controlled / safe source of hydration and calories for a while?
What, Mountain Dew?

[Anonymous No.10445243]

>>10444818

It's doing a damn good job of killing most of us in /a/lck

[Anonymous No.10445277]

>>10445243
Sure, but thats because you consume huge amounts of it

[Anonymous No.10445290]

>>10444053
soda taste good, make me fat
beer taste bad, make me fat too. but also feel good

hmm

[Anonymous No.10445341]

>>10445183
>pretending stupid people dont act stupider when they drink

[Anonymous No.10445348]

>>10445290
stop drinking shitty beer

[Anonymous No.10445422]

>>10444053
>beer
>makes you gain weight
>can intoxicate/disorient you
>destroys your liver slowly
>gives you beer gut
>nothing good has ever come from drinking it in massive amounts
>can become addictive

>soda
>makes you gain weight
>can make diabetus worse
>high blood sugar

geee boss idunna

[Anonymous No.10445433]

>>10445422
You realize that soda makes you gain weight worse than beer, and hence also increases the size of your gut more quickly

also it is at least as addictive as beer, probably moreso

[Anonymous No.10445440]

>>10445422
>>nothing good has ever come from drinking it in massive amounts
I mean alcohol is literally the thing on which society was based, also think of how many of use would never have been born historically if not for alcohol in the pre-birth control days

[Anonymous No.10445450]

i've woken up in hospital rooms and jail cells after binging on beer, but never after binging on soda.

[Anonymous No.10445457]

>>10444152
oof

[Anonymous No.10445460]

>>10445450
that is because you lack self control faggot

[Anonymous No.10445466]

>>10445433
>You realize that soda makes you gain weight worse than beer, and hence also increases the size of your gut more quickly
beer has calories too you dolt, and beer gut can be on skinny folks, whereas soda makes you gain weight proportionately no matter what. There is nothing harder to get rid of than a beer gut. That's why I said gut or laymans, belly.

[Anonymous No.10445471]

>>10445450
ok, but soda is more likely to kill you

[Anonymous No.10445475]

>>10445471
>soda is more likely to kill you
people rarely get addicted to soda

[Anonymous No.10445486]

>>10445466
soda has more calories than beer per volume, and its almost all from straight up sugar which is not dieal
Do you have any evidence that beer places a higher percent of the fat gained from its calories in the gut that soda does? That sounds like wives tale bullshit
Also, I feel like gaining it in the gut primarily would be better than just getting fucking fat overall

[Anonymous No.10445491]

>>10445475
bullshit, caffeine is more addictive than alcohol. Soda is very addictive.

[Anonymous No.10445492]

>>10444169
>I older than you
post feet

[Anonymous No.10445510]

>>10444478
>my american tv tells me that my american beer is the best so i should go out and buy more american beer because the beer man on my tv told me its the best beer

do americans really this dumb?

[Anonymous No.10445517]

>>10445510
no, American TV definitely doesn't tell us this, but going to the liquor store surely does.
And basically every beer centric community on the internet. Basically anyone who even kinda cares about drinking good beer

[Anonymous No.10445534]

>>10445486
>That sounds like wives tale bullshit
>It’s not necessarily beer but too many calories that can turn your trim waistline into a belly that protrudes over your pants. Any kind of calories -- whether from alcohol, sugary beverages, or oversized portions of food -- can increase belly fat. However, alcohol does seem to have a particular association with fat in the midsection.

>"In general, alcohol intake is associated with bigger waists, because when you drink alcohol, the liver burns alcohol instead of fat," says Michael Jensen, MD, an endocrine expert and obesity researcher with the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minn.

it destroys your liver dipshit


>>10445491
most soda does not have caffeine in it by default anymore. people might crave sugar, but they can easily find it in other sources

[Anonymous No.10445555]

>>10445534
>because when you drink alcohol, the liver burns alcohol instead of fat,
yeah, that is even more true with the sugar in soda

[Anonymous No.10445557]

Soda is for children to drink on special occasions like birthdays and Christmas.

Beer is for adults to drink daily as part of a balanced diet.

[Anonymous No.10445575]

>>10445534
>most soda does not have caffeine in it by default anymore
The 5 most popular sodas in America: Coke, Diet Coke, Mountain Dew, Pepsi, and Dr. Pepper all have Caffeine

[Anonymous No.10445576]

>>10445555
wasted quads on a retard who thinks sugar in soda somehow defies science

[Anonymous No.10445580]

>>10444053
Small amount of alcohol vs huge amount of sugar.

What's the leading cause of death these days?

[Anonymous No.10445584]

>>10445575
>The 5 most popular sodas in America: Coke, Diet Coke, Mountain Dew, Pepsi, and Dr. Pepper all have Caffeine
Have you ever walked into a store and bought soda? The bottles say NO CAFFEINE in caps in front of it. They still sell caffeinated soda obviously, but it's not by default anymore. Why is everyone so ignorant. Do you even know what default means?

[Anonymous No.10445587]

>>10445534
>people might crave sugar, but they can easily find it in other sources
You can say the exact same thing about alcohol.
Also Alcohol is hardly even addictive, only a small portion of the population is susceptible to alcoholism

[Anonymous No.10445591]

>>10444053
i have been drinking beer every day for about 7-8 years straight
started in amazing physical condition
no so good now
turns out, not so good for you
i would say, not even in moderation
just bad
for me, couldn't handle life so driank
maybe deel with the squeel , get used to that

[Anonymous No.10445592]

>>10445557
>Beer is for adults to drink daily as part of a balanced diet.
>forcefully lowering your metabolism
lmao

[Anonymous No.10445594]

>>10445576
Dude, ethanol is just another simple carbohydrate, every downside of it metabolically is also present with sugar

[Anonymous No.10445598]

>>10445587
>You can say the exact same thing about alcohol.
Do you even know why people drink alcohol? Or do you think people will find foods cooked with alcohol specifically and eat it because it has alcohol reductions? Gonna drink kombucha to get a buzz brah?

[Anonymous No.10445603]

>>10445584
WTF are you even talking about? Caffeine free variants are available but they are a tiny portion. Where do you live that they are possibly the default. I genuinely have no idea what you are talking about

[Anonymous No.10445613]

>>10445598
I was referring to wine

[Anonymous No.10445618]

>>10445594
Alright why don't you come out with your own study because apparently sources don't mean anything to you.

>>10445603
>Caffeine free variants are available but they are a tiny portion
they are a very large portion, people don't want to pump others with caffeine unwillingly at a party or give caffeine to kids. I have never easily found a caffeinated soda easily at any store before.

[Anonymous No.10445632]

>>10445613
Still bad for you in routinely large quantities, i was not being discriminate
>inb4 muh italians

[Anonymous No.10445645]

>>10445618
>Alright why don't you come out with your own study because apparently sources don't mean anything to you.
The source isn't comparing ethanol to soda. It is comparing ethanol to calories in general. I am pointing out to you that calories in soda are similar if not worse in that sense
>they are a very large portion, people don't want to pump others with caffeine unwillingly at a party or give caffeine to kids. I have never easily found a caffeinated soda easily at any store before
Do you not live in America? Caffeine is at least half the reason people drink soda at all. Basically the only time people use caffeine free soda is for children.The large majority of soda in any store has caffeine. Sprite and Fanta are the only top ten selling sodas without it

[Anonymous No.10445653]

>>10445591
So your saying drinking to excess is bad for you?

Well fuck anon who knew?

Replace that crutch with one made from soda and you could probably be on my 600 lb life right now.

[Anonymous No.10445682]

>>10445653
>Replace that crutch with one made from soda and you could probably be on my 600 lb life right now.
No, that's retarded. Nobody ever got morbidly obese because they drank too much soda. 100% of those cases involve eating massive amounts of food.
If you don't eat a lot you could spend all day drinking soda and I guarantee you will not get fat in doing so.

[Anonymous No.10445697]

>>10445682
>calories from soda don't count!

That's some sound fatlogic there whalenon.

[Anonymous No.10445699]

Is a /sip/ a healthy alternative to soda?

[Anonymous No.10445707]

>>10445618
>I have never easily found a caffeinated soda easily at any store before.
Dude, what?

[Anonymous No.10445713]

>>10444053

if u ignore the mental effects of alcohol then soda is worse but if u include alcohol addiction/dependence and all the shit that comes w it then beer i guess

[Anonymous No.10445723]

>>10445713
but the mental effects of alcohol are a benefit to most people

[Anonymous No.10445776]

Blocks your Y chromosome.

[Anonymous No.10445787]

>>10445697
I didn't say they didn't count, I said you won't get fat from drinking soda. Do you have any idea how much soda you would have to drink to get to that "600 lb" example? Look up how many calories are in a two liter you retard. I wish you could get lots of calories from soda because I love drinking it and am hungry skelly mode. You can't though, you'd have to be drinking some retarded amount like 6 liters of coca-cola every day.
It's eating lots of high calorie food that makes people fat, not soda.
>whaleanon
I'm 6'1 135 lb though?

[Anonymous No.10445803]

>>10445787
>It's eating lots of high calorie food that makes people fat, not soda.

Here's your (you) anon.

[Anonymous No.10445806]

>>10445787
if you eat a normal amount of food, and then drink a bunch of soda on top of it you will get fat

[Anonymous No.10445848]

>>10445806
No you retard. You would need about 4,200 calories EVERY DAY to be 300 lb.
Even if you're eating a slightly larger than ideal amount in calories each day like 2,600 calories for example you would still need to drink something like 4 liters of soda every day to meet the calorie requirements for that weight. I drink a lot of soda and I'm pretty sure I've never come close to drinking 4 liters in a single day.

[Anonymous No.10445857]

>>10445803
I'm not saying soda doesn't have calories, I'm saying look up the fucking calorie counts and realize you're being a retard and that nobody will ever get fat from soda.
It's just a stupid excuse fat people use so they can drink diet soda and feel like they're being healthy.

[Anonymous No.10445865]

>>10445682
>never had sweet tooth
>quitting drinking mid 30's right now
>eating constantly, always hungry, drinking soda
I mean Im not buying candy but my jeans dont fit anymore

[Anonymous No.10445868]

>>10445865
>eating constantly, always hungry, drinking soda
That's my point.
Your real problem is the "eating constantly" part of that equation, not the soda.

[Anonymous No.10445877]

>>10445848
>You would need about 4,200 calories EVERY DAY to be 300 lb.
That entirely depends on how long you do it for

[Anonymous No.10445881]

they're both fucking shit for you dude
just drink water if you're that worried

[Anonymous No.10445885]

>>10445857
>that nobody will ever get fat from soda.
this is just fucking dumb

[Anonymous No.10445886]

>>10445877
No, that's the maintenance amount.
You know you don't keep gaining weight indefinitely from the same amount of food, right? The more weight you gain the more calories you need to maintain that weight, and if you're eating the same amount each day you'll eventually plateau at whichever weight that amount of calories corresponds to.

[Anonymous No.10445889]

>retards defending soda this hard
Corporate slaves.

[Anonymous No.10445890]

The negative effects of sugar in the form of corn syrup are about on par with all the negative effects of ethanol. https://youtu.be/dBnniua6-oM

[Anonymous No.10445894]

>>10445885
Do the math then, idiot.
Show me how someone could consume enough soda to become morbidly obese without also eating more calories than they should.
I want numbers, not bullshit.

[Anonymous No.10445899]

>>10445868
no Im saying youre body just replaces addictions with others.

[Anonymous No.10445900]

>>10445868
its fucking both. Your body doesn't care if the calories are from eating or drinking, and soda adds calories to your diet super fucking fast

[Anonymous No.10445904]

>>10445894
Soda fucking has calories in it. A lot of them, thats exactly what the problem is

[Anonymous No.10445911]

>>10445857
Not all calories are equal. The body uses different forms of calories intake in different ways, as it's not equipped for dealing with a lot of the hyper processed shit factories spit out these days. Fructose in corn syrup - the kind in soda - basically gets turned straight to fat if you haven't expended the glycogen storage in your liver. Your body has nothing else to do with it, and fructose is very calorie dense.

[Anonymous No.10445912]

>>10445580
AIDS

[Anonymous No.10445920]

>>10445697
Lmfao

[Anonymous No.10445924]

hard to tell
i drink 6 cans of beer per day and im pretty sure im fine
as a matter of fact tha

[Anonymous No.10445925]

>>10445904
No, do the math. It's not enough calories, you could drink 4 liters of soda and you still wouldn't even make it to 2000 calories.
I would love it if you could gain weight from soda, but you really can't using anywhere close to a realistic amount of daily soda drinking.

[Anonymous No.10445945]

>>10445925
No one is saying that most fat people exclusively get their calories from soda. What are you even trying to argue?

[Anonymous No.10445948]

>>10445911
>Not all calories are equal.
In terms of weight gain all calories are essentially equal. There's a reason calorie counts are stamped on everything now. It's thermodynamics, you're not going to magically balloon up to morbidly obesity with 2000 calories a day consumed no matter where those 2000 calories came from.

[Anonymous No.10445951]

>>10445945
I've been very clear on what I'm arguing, soda doesn't make you fat, eating way too much does. Blaming soda and switching to diet soda is just a lazy excuse fat people use to avoid actually cutting back on the real problem that is their overeating.

[Anonymous No.10445954]

>>10445889
Indeed it is so.

[Anonymous No.10445956]

>>10445951
soda is part of eating way too much

[Anonymous No.10445963]

>>10445925
Here's some math: carbohydrate intake like that causes the body to retain 2.7 grams of water for every gram stored as liver or muscle glycogen. Fluid retention is added weight and bulk. Also, the nutrients expended to process the sugars and sodium in soda will put you into a insulin spike and then a blood pressure spike, and then a dip where you'll start craving more food -because sugar isn't satiating or nutritious. Which means you're driven to eat more calories.

[Anonymous No.10445969]

>>10445956
You're not drinking 4 liters of soda a day. The amount of calories you get from soda is a negligible part of why you're obese if you are obese. You could stop drinking soda and your weight wouldn't change much.
Again, show me the math that contradicts this because it doesn't exist and you're just bullshitting.

[Anonymous No.10445970]

>>10445948
>>10445951
you guys are correct
but i thought sugar from corn syrup does shit like increasing your appetite,or am i mistaken?

[Anonymous No.10445975]

>>10445450
How the hell are you getting that fucked on beer?

[Anonymous No.10445976]

>>10445975
He's probably native american.

[Anonymous No.10445981]

>>10445948
And what about calories that leave the body as waste? What about calories that the body uses efficiently and then discards the excess? What about calories that don't cause insulin resistance, or metabolic syndrome, or other complicated physiological and digestive situations? It's so much more complicated than calories in and out. Thermodynamics is nice to reference and no one is arguing against them - but it's a red herring argument that completely ignores the reality of a very complex picture.

[Anonymous No.10445982]

>>10445948
Its a bit more complicated than that. You body can use calories from simple carbohydrates like sugar more easily than other calories. Most reactions your cells must cause the chemical to go through to get it to the point it can be used for basic respiration requires some energy input.
Not to mention how easily absorbed sugars are by your digestive system

[Anonymous No.10445984]

>>10445963
>Fluid retention is added weight and bulk
Oh come on. That's not the same thing as actual weight gain. Go look up how much weight you gain with water retention, it's like 1-2 lb max.
Cut it out with this completely baseless myth spewing and do your research before posting again.

[Anonymous No.10445989]

>>10445969
If you are consuming 5000 calories a day and say only 500 of those are from soda, that is still ffar from negligible. Thats still 10 fucking percent

[Anonymous No.10445990]

>>10445894
sugar messes with your body's ability to produce and release the hunger hormones. they're the only things telling you not to eat.

you may not like it but you're effectively a robot and those hormones are part of your programming. your body acts and responds to what those hormones tell you to do. and by eating lots of sugar you're being programmed from an external source. like a robot a worm virus.

[Anonymous No.10446000]

>>10445984
Ok fine. A study showing that high fructose corn syrup causes more weight gain than table sugar even when containing the same amount of calories: https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/03/100322121115.htm

[Anonymous No.10446003]

>>10445450
There’s this thing called long term health effects bud soda will catch up to you eventually

[Anonymous No.10446007]

>>10445475
>sugar and caffeine aren’t addictive
Sure man

[Anonymous No.10446010]

>>10445975
well it wasn't just beer in fact it was mostly scotch but i was just making an ambiguous statement about alcohol and it's side effects

[Anonymous No.10446021]

>>10446010
Being a retard isn't an alcohol side effect, that is an american side effect.

[Anonymous No.10446022]

>>10446010
21 yr Balvenie... Hmm... But I wasn't dumb enough to drive. Just to let the other guy drive.

[Anonymous No.10446023]

>>10445618
>I have never easily found a caffeinated soda easily at any store before
Either you’re lying or you don’t live in America

[McDupps No.10446024]

>>10444053

What a retard, Alcohol is bad for you.

[Anonymous No.10446026]

>>10446024
>Alcohol is bad for you.

So is soda.

[Anonymous No.10446027]

Now post this thread in a american minority board like /sci/ and see the difference.

[Anonymous No.10446029]

>>10446021
lol. it's funny because you're the moron who fails to see the bigger picture and recognise all things that need to be considered.

your parents must be proud.

[Anonymous No.10446034]

>>10446029
Don't dare to reply to me again yank.

[Anonymous No.10446042]

>>10446021
>Being a retard isn't an alcohol side effect
Actually it is common knowledge that alcohol destroys brain cells, and I can easily tell that you're an addict trying desperately to defend your addiction.

You'll get no help from me. Die painfully.

>>10446034 (Sad)(Drunk)
I can do this all day but it won't help you.

[Anonymous No.10446046]

I know you can do this all day amerifat.

[Anonymous No.10446051]

>alcohol is my friend
wonder why

[Anonymous No.10446055]

Binge: Alcohol
Regular consumption: Soda

[Anonymous No.10446060]

>>10446022
Story?

[Anonymous No.10446063]

>ruining a perfectly good thread because you can't help projecting your insecurities

Reddit is that way

[Anonymous No.10446065]

>>10444818
>Ethanol is really bad at killing you
It's actually that we're just really fucking good at not dying from it. Many other mammals cannot handle it nearly as well as we can. Some can, but most can't. We as a species have just been getting sloshed since before society was even a thing and have gotten really good at it. Fuck, we created society specifically FOR alcohol.

[Anonymous No.10446075]

>>10446060
Taste testing some scotches with a friend. Things got out of hand with the Balvenie. Freaking delicious nectar of the gods. Realized I had to get home and he offered to drive. He underestimated how much the drink was hitting him and blacked out a bit on the road and we hit a tree.

[Anonymous No.10446080]

>getting butthurt because you mae yourself look stupid by asking stupid questions

>hai guize, wat's worse: soda or crack cocain mixed with methanol?
>c'mon guize. let's have a smart thread!
lol. how embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.10446081]

>>10446055
This

[Anonymous No.10446084]

>>10446075
holy shit is the tree ok?

t.vegan

[Anonymous No.10446086]

>>10446080

[Anonymous No.10446089]

>>10446084
I'd question are they okay, but I don't think trees are known to carry many STDs.

[Anonymous No.10446099]

>>10444070
no its not

[Anonymous No.10446103]

>>10446075
Deroastied translation:
>i was giving a guy a blowjob while he was driving and shit happened

Serously, you ok? Did he survive?
Yeah, people lose their inhibitions while intoxicated and deciding to even get in a car as a passenger can be just as deadly as getting in to drive. There should be more emphasis on that in safety campaigns, imo.

[Anonymous No.10446141]

>>10444249
Can anyone seriously be this retarded?

[Anonymous No.10446175]

>>10444053
People usually don't drink beer the same way they drink soda. I know people who drink nothing but soda all day and that shit has to be deadly for you.

[Anonymous No.10446251]

>>10444053
>ITT: alcoholics rationalize their addiction

[Anonymous No.10446289]

Stupid question because if you live in that country that calls carbonated beverages "soda" then your going to die by bullet wound anyway so it matter what you drink.

[Anonymous No.10446553]

>>10444152
t. Never talked to a homeless person

Usually it’s drugs or domestic abuse

[Anonymous No.10446558]

>>10446175
>casual alcoholics don't exist

cmon senpai

[Anonymous No.10446568]

>>10445591
Maybe if you exercised during that 7-8 years you wouldn’t be such a fat piece of shit

But blame beer I guess :^)

[Anonymous No.10446588]

If you take it for hydration only obviously soda. But beer has this magical property that makes you want to drink it all day long and fuck up your liver.

[Anonymous No.10446592]

>Having a couple alcoholic beverages in the evening after a day at work while discussing business and ideas with colleagues for a couple of hours

>drining soda constantly throughout the day like most anons

[Anonymous No.10446607]

alcohol consumption has been linked to living longer. has soda? no.
in excess i'd say alcohol is worse in the long run. in moderation, i'd say alcohol is better.

[Anonymous No.10446755]

>>10445341
>pretending FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER DIE

[Anonymous No.10447285]

>>10446000
>You can magically gain massive amounts of weight more than someone else your size despite both of you eating the same amount of calories
Holy fuck, just no. What an absolutely garbage "study." If you scroll to the bottom even the editor apologized for publishing that retardation and linked to this breakdown of why it's wrong:
https://corn.org/gross-errors-in-princeton-study/
If you actually were to somehow establish the same calories could lead to radically different weight impacts you would get a Nobel prize for overturning our current model of thermodynamics.

[Anonymous No.10447611]

**blocks your path**

[Anonymous No.10447746]

I don't think it's even a contest, one has sugar, the other has sugar and alcohol.

[Anonymous No.10447780]

>>10447746
>BRRRRAAAAPTS in chinkspeak

[Anonymous No.10447783]

>>10444169
Not him but I know a thing a two about chemistry and regularly like to post here.

I don't have any numbers, but I can 106% guarantee you that the incidence of heart disease over the past 4 decades, which I believe is one of the leading causes of death in the U.S., is DIRECTLY due to an excessive and chronic over consumption of sugar.

Pretty sure alcohol related deaths are much lower.


Not defending alcoholism or drunk driving or constant drunkenness, but I'm pretty sure sugar does kill more people than alcohol. I can't, and won't be bothered to look up official CDC numbers. However, sugar is more ubiquitous than alcohol (just think of your diet today), and chronic over consumption, coupled by the fact that most people are unaware of what they eat, has all the elements to cause an health epidemic.

I can, upon request, post more about the chemistry of sugar metabolism and it's detrimental effects caused by OVER-CONSUMPTION. The key really is moderation.

t. PhD in foodsci/chem

[Anonymous No.10447797]

>>10447746

[Anonymous No.10448311]

>>10446021
>retard
i think i see where this was coming from now, but you calling me an american threw me off yesterday.

did you think i was implying that i was dumb enough to drive while drunk, by posting that image of a car crash? well, nope. even in my drunken stupor i was never that retarded.
just silly enough to pick fights that i couldn't win, hence the waking up in holding cells and hospital rooms. but nothing driving related. i can see how you might have thought that tho.

i just posted the wrecked car to add more perspective to op's question.

[Anonymous No.10448324]

>>10447746
do you not understand the concept of quantity?

[Anonymous No.10448476]

>>10448324
Do you?

[Anonymous No.10448480]

>>10444419
I honestly doubt this

[Anonymous No.10448502]

>>10444127
welcome to r/4chan

[Anonymous No.10448504]

>>10447746
frap queen

[Anonymous No.10449119]

/thread

[Anonymous No.10449125]

>>10449119
>sugar is bad for you

[Anonymous No.10449126]

>>10444246
so is fructose

[Anonymous No.10449130]

>>10444093
>drunk driving
Not really that much of an issue if you have public transport.

>domestic abuse / homicide
Just ban angry drunks from drinking.

[Anonymous No.10449135]

Drinking beer gets you pussy.

[Anonymous No.10449140]

Club soda is the best.

[Anonymous No.10449869]

>>10447746

[Anonymous No.10449878]

>>10444053
why pick one from poisons and not just drink water? tastes better anyways

[Anonymous No.10449886]

>>10445591

>slav detected

Drink Pussy energy drink to rebound, comrade.

[Anonymous No.10449920]

>>10444270
>fermented grape juice and barley
>soda

[Anonymous No.10449944]

>>10444460
>America has almost all of the world's best beer
I've literally never heard anyone compliment american beer. it has always been considered piss water by every other country

[Anonymous No.10449953]

>>10444053
Soda. Beer at least makes a good time better. When has anyone ever had a better time because of soda?

[Anonymous No.10449962]

Why not both?
https://youtu.be/L4zD8rqa9Kk

[Anonymous No.10449965]

>>10449944
I have never once heard a single person complain about MGD. I’m Canadian, and it’s my beer of choice. I bring cases with me camping, and often meet Europeans. I offer them an ice cold MGD and they tell me they had no idea Canada had such great beer. I tell them it’s American. What amazes me is that Europeans never seem to know about dumping a bag of ice into your case of beer and keeping it under the picnic table to ensure ice cold beer for the day.