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bonus if relateble

>> No.10441738
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>> No.10441801

tl;dr

>> No.10441806

b8

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>> No.10441912

>>10441908
U mean wyp*po

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>> No.10441936

>>10441735
I had a girlfriend once who would always stare directly at her lap and never make eye contact with me while we were eating. She was fine whenever we were doing something else.

I don't know why some people think it's such a private activity

>> No.10442068

>>10441936
Yeah, I had this girl who wouldn't ever make eye contact with me when I was eating her out. Honestly fucking rude.

>> No.10442072

>>10441735
>post a picture of a dog doing something
>add caption
>humor
go back to twitter nigger
better yet go to facebook and post "funny" minion memes

>> No.10442093

>>10442072
t. has something like 20 pepe/wojak pics saved

>> No.10442101

>>10442068
Wtf, similar here. My gf will never make eye contact with me when I am in the closet and Jamal is fucking her. Like, she knows I am over here..please include me somewhat.

>> No.10442120

>>10442101
Upvoted

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>>10442101
>Gf is getting fucked by Rover, our dog
>I walk in the room to get my vape stick I left in on accident
>Dog bites me
>Gf doesn't even look up

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>>10442093
>only 20

>> No.10442162

>>10442125
>>10442101
>>10442120
Why are you faggots obsessed with this cuckold shit?

>> No.10442177

>>10442162
>not letting your dog fuck your gf/wife so he's ranked right after you
If you have a kid or a pet and she is #2, you're a cuck

>> No.10442185

>>10442125
>>Dog bites me
how did it bite you if it was all tied up to your gf? did it stop fucking your gf just to bite you? bad dog, it can't even stay on task. sell the dog and get one that can, or just get some animal dildos instead

>>10442162
americans are weird. i dont think its worth trying to understand them

>> No.10442717

Bumping this epic thread

>> No.10443048

What's with the influx of WHEN YOU XDDDD memes with redundant text added to the bottom? I'm seeing them from tourists on every board

>> No.10443260

>>10443048
?when you go on every board looking for tourist

>> No.10443314

>>10441735
Dogs should not be eating bacon. Dogs can't process salt and saturated fat as well as humans, and food items like bacon can give them digestive troubles in addition to doing multiple times the damage the same amount of salt and fat would do to a human's health (even after adjusting for body weight).

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>>10442093
>20
63 here

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>>10442093
Does Apu count as Pepe?

>> No.10443488

>>10443474
no hes a simsims character

>> No.10443600

>>10441908
I have never understood this. All the white people I know load up on spice. Would this meme make more sense if I was a brainless coastie?

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>>10443373
My Pepe/Wojak folder contains 585 files in 4 separate subfolders.

>> No.10443670

>>10443600
No, just if you were black and on twitter.

>> No.10443686

>>10443314
My dog has eaten toothpaste, seroquil, trazodone, dark chocolate, and a bottle of coconut oil.

>> No.10443690

>>10441735
Apparently, waiters do that so they don't have to talk to you

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>>10443690

>> No.10443972

>>10443606
gib

>> No.10444666

>>10441918
my roommate does this he will literally stuff his mouth until he cant anymore and slowly chew all the food as best as he can, repeatedly. it takes him minutes to chew all the food in his mouth and its disgusting. fucking hate this idiot

>> No.10444793

>>10442162
I am so sick of cuckold shit, my moms husband loves it though

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>>10441738
people need to realize that they ordered real food and shouldn't fill up on appetizers

>> No.10445854

>>10443600
And the irony is that most blacks can only handle spicy food because their taste buds are dead from drugs and drinking. A lot of them also can't handle spicy food. Out spice one in front of them and they WILL get mad.

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>>10442093

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>> No.10445872

>>10445861
Shit how old is this

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>>10443048
what's different about
>tfw you ___
greentexts with an image?

>> No.10445903

>>10445871
I endorse this product or service.

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>>10445872
I got no idea but I have had it for a while

>> No.10446114

>>10441908
My friend calls Newports niggerettes. Because they can't handle flavor.

>> No.10446129

>>10445876
It's not the main caption, it's like a twitter screenshot for instagram where it gets recaptioned and all they add is
>lol true
>this is my life
>fr this is me
>me_irl
Ad infinitum. It's lazy and unoriginal

>> No.10446192

>>10446129
Oh i see what you mean, it's twitter morons, they can't help meming it up with emojis and they don't know how to dl the image itself

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>> No.10446937

>>10445843
God I couldn't eat enough of that pussy

>> No.10446978

>>10443600
strong taste = strong food for strong people.
So when all you have is physical attributes it means your enemies can't have it.

>> No.10446985

>>10442162
Jewish indoctrination. Muritards are owned by the jews, and they obey their every command

>> No.10447108

What kind of nigger boomers makes these terrible cringe humor pics???

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>>10448638

>> No.10448673

>>10445854
Good point, I smoke so all food tastes like nothing to me so I have to use about 100 grams of spices.

>> No.10448692

>>10443314
It's a fucking dog. Worry about the copious amounts of salt you and your family are ingesting.

>> No.10448696

>>10443600
The white people you know are not the norm.

>> No.10448703

>>10446129
Yes because you're so fucking productive and never lazy.

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>> No.10448738

>>10448703
Did I strike a nerve?

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>>10442093
>20
i have 222 pepes and over 600 reaction faces saved in my meme file, get on my level son

>> No.10448844

>>10448835
Post your rare pepes

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>>10448844

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>>10448876

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>>10445905
Bitch akshually has a point. Bay leaves are dangerous to swallow; even after being cooked, they're so brittle and tough that the edges will lacerate your intestines. That's why every fucking beginner's cookbook tells you to tie them together and remove them after cooking.

>> No.10448899

>>10448881
>the edges will lacerate your intestines
lol no
>That's why every fucking beginner's cookbook tells you to tie them together and remove them after cooking.
No, it's just easier to remove them all that way. That and the fact that there used to be an old wives tale that actually eating one was poisonous, because it looked like a leaf that truly was.

>> No.10448916

>>10446114
you mean because they're cheap and niggers are addicted to grape flavored products

>> No.10449056

Wow! This thread is off the chain! Thank you for making my day guys.

>> No.10449094

>>10448876
>>10448880
RARE
A
R
E

>> No.10449159

>>10441908
LIghtly salted is the best flavor though.

>> No.10449167

>>10446208
Stand amongst the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and ask the ghosts if honor matters.

>> No.10449181

>>10448916
where im from newports are actually more expensive than most cigs + newport does not come in grape flavor + im white annd i smoke newport menthols + get out /pol/

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>>10448710
Sad part is this has become more and more prevalent throughout every job I've worked. At my current restaurant, U guys would be shocked if u knew the number of, shall we say "unsophisticated" people who look in our menu and order the most expensive item just because it's expensive then hate it. Bitch you ordered our "mega sushi burrito" now fucking deal with it.

>> No.10449209

>>10449184
mega sushi burrito sounds good, what's in it

>> No.10449212

>>10449184
Sounds like you've worked in some classy establishments.

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>>10449209
We typically have 4-5 'daily special' sushi rolls (our retarded Korean itamae literally takes all our 1 day old leftover ingredients and uses them) at the American sushi place I work at. They're awful, poorly thought out, shitty old ingredients. They wrap it in a big seaweed roll and have the audacity to charge 25 bucks for it. I think it's our hottest selling item no lie.

>mfw 4 people at a table all order the burrito and I'm forced to make them all, knowing full well all the fish is 1 day old at the least bit also knowing they'll be too proud they bought the most expensive item to complain and will say they love it

>> No.10449236

>>10449234
I think they bought it because it sounded weird and interesting and wanted to see what it was like. Not because it cost more.

>> No.10449513

>>10441738
what the fuck are all those nouns in the bottom text, it's giving me a headache

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>> No.10449622

>>10443600
>All the white people I know load up on spice.

Meet more white people.

I grew up in the north-east US and got to try cuisines from all over the world. I went to school in Michigan and met people whose palates were so limited they thought of Heinz bottled barbecue sauce as the equivalent of putting rocket fuel on food.

>MEDIUM salsa? Wooo-eee, I'm gonna have to snag some of my dad's Pepcid AC.

>> No.10449716

>>10443600
you probably talking about the mutts in the south. the neggro and spic blood in them makes their intestines rough enough to handle that shit.

>> No.10449830

>>10449716
>t. East Coast faggot

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>>10448638

>> No.10450954

>>10441735
If they ask how it is early on while someone very obviously shovels it into their face with enjoyment, that person can't later pull a "oh it was cold and oversalted and burnt and barely edible!" come time to pay the bill

>> No.10450961

>>10448876
Do you mind if I save it?

>> No.10450964

>>10443600
It's a midwest thing, where the typical spices tend to be salt + cheese

>> No.10450976

>>10448881
>they're so brittle and tough that the edges will lacerate your intestines
Imagine believing this

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>>10442072
this, OP are you 12?

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>>10442093
>tfw computer shat itself
>lost my precious collection of pepe/wojak pics

>> No.10452301

>>10450864
You didn't get the joke, the authoritarian left has no food

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food humor????

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>> No.10452647

>>10441908
lol

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>> No.10452672

>>10449181
>where im from
Reddit?

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>>10452776
nice

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>>10452785
7 limes

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>>10452804
Hahah.

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>>10442093
*Yawns*

>> No.10452840

>>10452814
>that bitch on the right

You literally cannot make this shit up.

>> No.10452864

>>10452635
Daniel, that is a magnificent vagina

>> No.10452868

>>10452814
?

>> No.10452869

>>10452840
She was probably the one who wrote it

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>>10452869
She definitely was, it's just incredible to see a Jewish stereotype clasping her hands in a photo at M4OL.

>> No.10452886

>>10452878
I'm more unnerved at the pistol she's printing in her right coat pocket while at a gun-control rally.

>> No.10452934

>>10452886
looks more like a can of deodorant

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>> No.10453235

>>10442093

>> No.10453539

I cant believe this shit thread is still up

>> No.10453547

>>10453539
die

>> No.10453819

>>10452673
>By Hitler A.
jej

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>>10453539
kys

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>> No.10453867

>>10452785
>limes
>lettuce or fucking kale

appart from that pretty good poverty diet

>> No.10453871

>>10441918
Does that even taste like anything to the snake? He my as well eat a pebble.

>> No.10453884

>>10450961
It's all yours my friend ;)

>> No.10453890

>>10446114
I call them niggerettes because niggers smoke them. it's the same reason why he call them that too. Ask a nigger for a smoke and he'll give you a newport. Ask an old white lady for a smoke and she'll also give you a newport. one thing those folks have in common, that and Cadillacs

>> No.10453906

>>10452794
no, discuss that shit with your boss, get a new job, or move to a country where worker rights are respected.

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>>10452814

>> No.10453917

>>10449526
If it's bone hurting juice, why does it say "soy milk" in Korean? Is it to trick Koreans into hurting their bones?

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>> No.10453924

>>10445843
>people shouldn't eat free food and instead stick to what they paid for
You do realize the entree isn't going to get smaller because you ate some fucking chips, right?

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>>10452697
That's how Daniel Johnston started his career. Guess the early 80s were a simpler time.

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>>10443474
Counting up to 500ish atm.

>> No.10454044

>>10453997
>47,3 Mt
> tfw your folder is more powerfull than any american nuke ever created

>> No.10454118

>>10441738
WHERE IS THE JOKE BUCKLEY?!

>> No.10454217

>>10443600
Niggers trying to force a meme since 2016. As with everything else they do, it's a failed attempt.

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>>10448835
>plebing this hard
1580 items in my mfw folder. 203 of those are le shiggy man.

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>>10449513
They seem to be hashtags without the hash (#)

>> No.10454626

>>10443600
I don't know about white people in generals, but germans HATE spicy food. I personally know people who will complain about regular fucking pepper on a meal. At indian restaurants you have to order spicy, then they will ask you if you really mean, then you confirm, then you will get a *bit* spicy with complementary yoghurt. Hot food is something for young men who want to prove how hard they are by eating 200k scoville Currywurst.
Which is fucking delicious btw.

>> No.10454674

>>10452630
Just say you cleared and restocked it.
Who's gonna know and why do you care about those subhuman child rapists anyway?
>Tesco
Oh, I see.

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>>10452690
>8 pieces of fried chicken
>entrée

Does that mean something else in American?

>> No.10454696 [DELETED] 

>>10454690
Sharts think "entrée" refers to an impossibly huge plate of fried meats, with several servings of fried starchy tubers piled on top and underneath.

>> No.10454697

>>10448881
>Bay leaves are dangerous to swallow; even after being cooked, they're so brittle and tough that the edges will lacerate your intestines.
I'll take "what is your mouth and stomach breaking them down into easily digestible mush" for 500, Alex.

>> No.10454708

>>10454690
>Does that mean something else in American?
It means that it isn't an appetizer or dessert. It doesn't mean that all eight pieces are going to be only one course for a single person, but that it is simply intended as the most substantial dish in meal. also, a single serving is probably like 2 pieces and is intended to feed 4 people, not the hyperobese niggers like you euros like to meme about

>> No.10454712

>>10454690
americlaps call the main course "entrée" for some reason.

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>>10454697
Wh*te people think that if you serve a piece of meat with a bone in it, they'll choke and die. Do you really think they're going to be able to know how to deal with a bay leaf?

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>>10452804

>> No.10454731

>>10452666
>underrated post/10
>satan approved check

>> No.10454737

>>10452710
>THE STAINS BECOME A WARNING

kek'd heartily

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>>10452878
It's not incredible at all. They really do rub their hands like that.

>> No.10454757

>>10443600
It's just casual racism "disguised" as humour
>hurr whitey is inferior but I can't outright say that
>durr they can't handle spice lmfao

>> No.10454772

>>10454757
> Everyone is so racist to me bwaah
It's banter m8.

>> No.10454773

>>10452740
>pasta la vista

>> No.10454786

>>10454772
No, it's insecurity. Your entire online footprint just memes about how much white people suck

>> No.10454792

>>10441908
OK I won't fucking lie but that did make me chuckle despite how fucking autistic this thread is.

>> No.10454796 [DELETED] 

>>10441908
>lightly salted
Look at all those (You)s

Light salt begets heavy salt

>> No.10454810

>>10441735
#notip

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>>10454696
>>10454708
>>10454712
Man, I was joking but it turns out it really does mean something else in American. LMAO

>>10454708
>it is simply intended as the most substantial dish in meal
Yeah, that's not what it means to the rest of the world but you stay salty about Euros if you want, buddy.
It's like one country of retards insisting that "dessert" means "the small dish you have before the main meal. Like a prawn salad for example"
I didn't intend for this to be yet another "do Americans really..." post but you're forcing my hand.

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>>10454719
Nice crop, genius

>> No.10454836

>>10441735
>omg I wish servers would just leave me alone
>omg I need a refill/want my check where the fuck is my server

Pick

>> No.10454843

>>10452778
how else would they get it on

>> No.10454851

>>10454836
Just call the server when you see him walking by like an adult, he doesn't need to come by and bother you.

>> No.10454880

>>10454836
a server doesnt need to talk to you to fill a drink, when its half full just come fill it like a good little bitch

>> No.10454891 [DELETED] 

>>10454880
What kind of shitty restaurants are you guys going to where drinks are silently refilled with no interaction? Applebees? Outback?

>> No.10454894

>>10454786
> Insecurity
Please stop projecting.
Also, i have never posted this kind of stuff in my life, i am just able to take the bantz.
I don't get how on a website that likes to be edgy for fun so much, there can be so many people that start crying about racism whenever they hear blacks make a harmless joke and don't seem to see the irony.

>> No.10454912

>>10454891
why the fuck would i ever want to interact with some disgusting sub human college dropout during my meal. i am at a restaurant for food not to talk to the lowest common denominator

>> No.10454919 [DELETED] 

>>10454912
What is it about lower class people that makes interaction with the help so difficult and stressful?

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>>10454235
newfag

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>>10442093
>20

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>>10442162
>Why are you faggots obsessed with this cuckold shit?
I wonder who would try and push for such an agenda

>> No.10455050
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>>10445871
when is this nigger getting released?

>> No.10455219

>>10455050
Instant coffee is useful in baking

>> No.10455251

>>10453927
God bless Daniel Johnson. And tbf he didn't work there as far as I know, he would just kind of hang out outside and hand out tapes

>> No.10455429

>>10454851
What if your server never walks by?

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>>10442093
>20
This is an image board, are there seriously anons who don't have several folders of reaction images, pepes, and wojaks?

>> No.10455537

>>10454697
You ever eaten corn or peanuts?

>> No.10455543

>>10455251
At least according to his wikipedia article he was working there.

>> No.10455571

>>10452807
How do these people survive into adulthood?

>> No.10455651

>>10443600
I used to think this meme was a stupid baseless meme, along with the “white people cabt cook”meme, since most people(especially young people posting Instagram memes)can’t cook anything more advanced than spaghetti. It wasn't until the first time I had dinner at my in-laws place. I enjoy cooking and I'm a damn good cook so I do most of it at home. These people are straight up white people from Ohio and they don't seson shit. For example they made mashed potatoes that were literally just boiled potatoes. Not even salt orpepper .

So yeah, it's probably a coastie thing

>> No.10455674

>>10455651
>Not even salt
Jesus christ dude thats bad

>> No.10455693

>>10455651
>that were literally just boiled potatoes. Not even salt orpepper
You need to turn them in to the proper authorities. They have to be legally punished for their crimes

>> No.10455769

>>10452785
The "S" in SNAP stands for "Supplemental".

We could change the "S" out for "Comprehensive", but the unfortunate connotation of the new acronym didn't quite catch on, so we only augment what they should be providing for themselves.

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>>10448638

>> No.10456709

>>10441735
>>10441738
anyone else pretend these two dogs are at the same table having dinner with each other

>> No.10456727

>>10453871
Most wild animals don't eat food for the taste, they eat to stay alive.

>> No.10456739

>>10441735
>it should just be a general rule of thumb that if I am eating please just don't even make eye contact with me
I'm not even that social of a person, but that's pretty autistic.

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>>10454773
I got you breh.

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>> No.10457321

>>10443600
My grandma thinks Ketchup is spicy

>> No.10457339

>>10457321
My grandma thinks chamomile tea is spicey.

>> No.10457361

>>10457339
My grandma thinks water is spicy.

>> No.10457373

>>10457339
Your grandma thinks my cum is spicy

>> No.10457484

>>10453863
i fucking hate women

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>>10441735

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>>10452630
>"halal meat eaters"

>> No.10457674

>>10452789
an actual use for the original. Incredible

>> No.10457704

>>10453871
some do eat rocks and other trinkets discarded because they cant see well. Look for the srticle about the snake eating the teddy bear.

>> No.10457731

>>10443600
Mud people have to have SOMETHING to feel superior about. Wypipo can't eat spicy food/dance/play ball is all they have.

>> No.10457738

>>10454824
>Yeah, that's not what it means to the rest of the world
What happened was as meals being a smaller number of courses became more common we kept referring to the course following the appetizer the entree. And then because we kicked all the french speaking people out into Canada there was nobody left to tell people they were wrong until it obtained a new definition through misuse, like the word "literally" nowadays.

>> No.10457744

>>10448638
>Libertarian
>Share box
Get a load of this political illiterate.

>> No.10457761

>>10443600
Spic here. Spicy food is a meme, it's good for disguising bad/low quality meat. I gave in into "just use salt and pepper" meme and it's the best decision I have ever done. Made the most tasty ribs today.

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>>10449159
*blocks your path*

>> No.10457808

>>10452807
We could all learn something from the UK’s example. Bin that cheeky knife!

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>>10441735

>> No.10457873

>>10443600
it's a meme based on old people behavior in the mid 20th century

>> No.10458102

>>10452776
>"quill me"

>> No.10458246

>>10456709
Haha yeah thats funny

>> No.10458254

>>10457762
You're alright

>> No.10458319

>>10448696
lol. spotted the amerimutt

>> No.10458443

>>10452762
That was such a great thread

>> No.10458616

>>10452878
this is kinda cute
is there more?

>> No.10458627

>>10458246
cool

>> No.10458714

>>10452704
Frostmourne hungers

>> No.10458731

>>10458714
I kept trying to come up with a black guy wielding it at the supper table joke but I'm coming up empty.

He's the Bitch King?

>> No.10458864

>>10452666
What is that chocolate..thing
And god that's some sad nuggets

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>>10452878

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>>10452794
>obama mints in the background

what a shocker

>> No.10459079

>>10443600
Jesus the amount of salt this meme makes is glorious.

>> No.10459204

>>10457484
Me too! Wanna meet up? I've got some ideas about what can be done to women.

>> No.10459215

>>10452630
Catering to halal eaters is well and good, but jumping through hoops for the virtue signalling shitheads who refuse to eat halal meat because it has sat next to haram meat is going too far. A Jihad on consumerist Islamism.

>> No.10459367

>>10448881
holy fuck the absolute state of americans, but yes, you should remove bay leaves because they're unpleasant to actually munch on.

>>10452690
>shocked and appalled that you can buy food with food stamps
absolute STATE

>> No.10459371

>>10454748
that looks more like theyre clapping

>> No.10459395

>>10459215
Fun fact; huge chunks of the meat supply in Europe is now halal, which means no stunning and they have to be killed by Muslims.

>> No.10459401

>>10459367
For them to have gone to the trouble of labelling it, they must have been asked by thousands, if not tens or hundreds of thousands of people, across the country "Can a nigga get sum chicken wit foodstamps?"

>> No.10459416

>>10459395
Really? In Australia the commercial organisation that provides halal certification is happy to certify the meat of animals that were stunned before slaughter.

>> No.10459418

>>10459416
Not in Europe.

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>>10459371
They are. It was a joke choice of image. Although I was being serious about them rubbing their hands. I just don't have a big folder of example pics of it.

>> No.10459424

>>10452704
A really cool Anon had it all. A nice job, a wife, collection of toys, video games, weapons. Poor Anon died quick and suddenly from being sick. His wife starts fucking the nigger from work and she decided to bring him home for a meal. The first things this greasy nigger does is get a filthy thumb print right on the blade before TAKING IT OFF THE WALL AND CUTTING FOOD WITH IT. rip Anon, you were awesome.

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>>10459423

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>>10459423
>>10459428
Sorry, I should keep it food related

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>>10459439

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>>10459440

>> No.10459448

>>10453911
>911
Goddamn it /pol/

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>> No.10459469

>>10453871

>pebbles have the same nutritional value as eggs

>> No.10459488

>>10456709
>anyone else pretend these two dogs are at the same table having dinner with each other

No, but I am now because I like that idea.
It's cute. It's a cute idea.

>> No.10459491

>>10453871
>>10456727
>>10459469

I think what he's asking is how does the snake know to eat an egg.
It's a good question because an egg doesn't smell like anything, doesn't taste like anything (the shell covers it obviously) and it looks like a rock.

>> No.10459509

>>10459491
As an animal that can't see very well, they have a much more sensitive sense of smell than you or I.

>> No.10459517

>>10444666
Can't let those tasty digits go unchecked now, can we?

>> No.10459525

>>10459491
I guess the egg is warmer than the surroundings. And maybe a snake can smell it even if we can't.
It's a good question with a no doubt interesting answer, though.

And I guess some eggs do look the way they do to make them look like pebbles.

>> No.10459541

>>10454843
>how else would they get it on
They'd call your mother.

>> No.10459804

>>10453924
But you're going to enjoy it less
A single actual meal + appetizers is enough to fill up anyone, if you eat multiple refills of what is basically empty food you're just going to diminish the taste of what you actually paid for

Unless you're like 200lbs and you need to overeat to feel full

>> No.10460294

>>10448710

My friend is a huge snob on beer and food, if it isn't 5-star zagat rated and worth at least $40 he'll throw a huge bitchfit and act like a retard about it

>> No.10460308

>>10459525
Both points are true. Snakes can sense the warmth of an incubated egg. They can also "smell" them using their Jacobson's organ (that's what they are doing when they flick their tongue).

>> No.10460433

>>10452778
Number 15 Al queda foor kebab

>> No.10460507

>>10452661
A realistic hentai comic? Wow.

>> No.10460512

>>10452762
I 'member that.

>> No.10460523

>>10452814
Bet that kid doesn't even know what hyperbole means or how to even pronounce it.

>> No.10460805

>>10457321
My grandmother thinks literally any red food is automatically spicy. She doesn't complain or anything but will without question always bring up that it is spicy. It could be nothing more than some paprika.

>> No.10460879

>>10460805
paprika is spicy

>> No.10460885

>>10460879
The real stuff? Sure. But not the flavorless dust that American wal-mart shoppers buy. The shit in England is even milder, if you can wrap your head around that one.

>> No.10460953

>>10454674
it's fake, but it triggers the alt-right, so we'll keep posting it for bites

>> No.10461013

>>10441936
anorexia

>> No.10461023

>>10461013
Fatass detected

>> No.10461069

>>10453547
dye*

>> No.10461139

>>10452778
>when you remember people in your own country eaten human flesh because pakis raped a girl and then turned her into kebabs

>> No.10461391

>>10452799
apart from being a cake, that snake head looks weird as fuck

>> No.10461542

>>10461023
need for privacy with food is a symptom of anorexia (and other eating dsorders)

>> No.10461562

>>10461542
Thx tumblr. Here in the u.s. we have a huge anorexia problen

>> No.10461576

>>10452938
Classic

>> No.10461732
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>>10442157
HE SAID 20

>> No.10461737
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>>10443474
absolutely not

>> No.10461759

>>10456709
*raises paw*

>> No.10461859

>>10452666
real meals for real niggas

>check'd

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>> No.10462546

>>10443314
Saturated fat? You mean the stuff in meat? Which comes from other animals?.... Which canines evolved to eat exclusively?

>> No.10462557

>>10459367
You're not supposed to be able to buy prepared food. Like you want them eating McDonald's too? They already get soda, chips and cookies on stamps

>> No.10463125

>>10452794
I was going to but not anymore lol

>> No.10463550

>>10453917
>this guy is this new to this soy

>> No.10463729

>>10462557
Yes, the sooner they die, the less money goes to them.

>> No.10464682 [DELETED] 

>>10452661
S-source?

>> No.10466224

>>10444666
>Satan's roommate is a python

>> No.10466317

>>10458731
that guy is a french rapper named kaaris he's actually a huge nerd

>> No.10466393

>>10452785
For 1 to 2 people this is fucking great.
(SRC:I'm poor and live in an expensive country)

>> No.10466405

>>10452804
Can confirm, this is basically a metaphor for Japanese culture as a whole

>> No.10466411

>>10460523
Is that seriously all you took from that pic lol. Nice joke friendo

>> No.10467069

>>10452762
I remember this. Does that make me an oldfag?

>> No.10467099

>>10467069
Yes congratulations!

>> No.10467155

>>10467099
Thanks :)

I worked pretty hard for it.

>> No.10467237

>>10452794
If I ever see this shit, I make it a point to NOT tip. You are not fucking entitled to my tip, and if you try to tell me that I am then you aren't getting shit from me. If you don't like it, then don't work in a fucking bar/restaurant.

t. restaurant server

>> No.10467276

I can't distinguish newfags and redditors from shitposters anymore. What have we becomed?

>> No.10467405

>>10452635
why would they think its something other than roast beef? I've literally never seen anything else like that.

>> No.10467451

>>10452799
a snake had to die for this

>> No.10467550

>>10452630
You just know the smug cunt doing this then bragged about it here. I'd shit in their bowl if I could.

>> No.10467555

>>10467237
Do you explain to the server the reason for your not tipping? If "no" then how do you expect them to idenitify the problem and correct it?

>> No.10467780

>>10467405
>r-roasties don't exist guys, I swear!

>> No.10467799

>>10441908
legit lol'd from this

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>>10442093

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>>10442093
You must be the life of the party anon.

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>>10442093
Why is everyone misunderstanding this?
The insult is that he *only* has 20 pepes.

>> No.10468625

>>10467780

I've only been with one roastie, and I thought I would have liked it more, but she was kind of a hippie so the folds weren't exactly always the cleanest. Great fuck, but not the best to eat. I might have just not liked the flavor, though, because it didn't always taste like stale piss and have bits of toilet paper.

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>>10441735
I know this is not a gore thread but I'm gonna post a few because they're so gorey, it's funny.

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>>10468720

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>>10468726

>> No.10468753

>>10452800
>Olive Oil
>No flavor

Kill yourself my man

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>>10468733

>> No.10468792

>>10468757
>airline attendants not using modified cattle catchers to wedge passengers into seats
Shoop detected.

>> No.10468817

>>10468625
>taste like stale piss and have bits of toilet paper
Holy shit what the fuck
(Do different pussies have different tastes, assuming the chick actually does maintain hygiene?
t. With my first gf)

>> No.10468818

>>10444666
>444666
GREAT SCOTT

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>>10444666

>> No.10468830

>>10468792
You travel a lot or are you a pilot? I just downloaded these like 2 years ago from a gore thread.

>> No.10468839

>>10468817

>do different pussies have different tastes

Yes. I hooked up with my first gf from high school a few months ago after 15 years and still recognized her flavor (and it's good!).

>> No.10468843
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>>10454982
>Windows
Plebeian.

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>>10442093
Filthy normie

>> No.10469018

>>10452661
YO FUCK YOU NIGGA

>> No.10469046

>>10452807
cursed image

>> No.10469076

>>10457499
honestly id totally go on that diet

>> No.10470456

>>10460953
You're retarded, we get a laugh at it

>> No.10470591

>>10442125
>Gf is getting fucked by Rover, our bull
>I walk in the room to get my vape stick I left in on accident
>The nigger bites me
>Gf doesn't even look up