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>I don't drink coffee

>> No.10437104

>being a slave to third world bean tea

>> No.10437109
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>I don‘t eat fast food

>> No.10438862

>>10437072
yea hypertension. I enjoy the smell.

>> No.10439057
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>nicotine is bad for you dude, you'll get addicted!
>drinks 2 cups of coffee daily

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>i dont drink 99cent venom energy

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>>10437109
>I don't not eat fast food

>> No.10439079

>I don't keep a chunk of Uranium in my pocket and feed off the radiation

>> No.10439090

>>10437072
I have weird stomach issues where if I drink even a cup I will shit strangely for the next two days so I cant

>> No.10439227

>>10437072
Nah, I've seen what caffeine does to people.
>"I literally can't function without my morning coffee!"
>"If I don't have three cups of coffee a day I will fall asleep"

>> No.10439403

>>10437072
Caffeine only makes me feel like my heart is about to burst out of my chest at any moment, and the taste of coffee isn't good enough to make me want to drink it even decaffeinated.

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>I don't drink 10 cans of Shaq soda a day

>> No.10439443

>>10437109
I dont but god damn would i like to.

>> No.10439457
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>I am so small and insignificant that I am obsessed with what other people consume

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>>10439457
>my life is so boring I waste it judging some fat fuck's posts on a Mongolian comics forum

>> No.10439531

>>10439457
Don't be a nigger.

>> No.10439732

i hate hot drinks even when its cold
plus the smell reminds me of the teachers lounge so yeah

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>I don't take caffeine + L-theanine pills everyone morning to improve alterness and productivity and avoid discoloration of my human incisors.

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I can’t drink coffee or any other caffeinated beverage because I have GAD and it makes me incredibly sweaty and panicky.

I vape nicotine for a stimulant instead.

>> No.10440185

Drinking coffee gives me reverse hangovers. If i drink coffee one day, the next morning I'll have a tiny headache which I know will get worse and worse as the day goes on. I like coffee but don't like risking them headaches

>> No.10440341

>>10439457
Alice is so fucking hot I would love to spitroast her together with the march hare while her older sister has to watch

>> No.10440866

>>10439403
Are you a spooky skelly?

>> No.10440944

>>10439057
Cigs besides other things rebirth your bronchus epithelium into its "hairless" version. It's irreversible. Now it can't move shit. Means coughing out anything which needs to becomes life long problem.

>> No.10440956

>>10437072
coffee is nigger sweat. Ain't drinking that nasty stuff.
Coffee drinkers are some of the lowest pieces of shit

>> No.10440961

>>10439802
did zucc get JUST'd recently?

>> No.10440965

>>10440956
what a strong opinion

>> No.10440975

>>10440944
Cite that bitch, anon.
>Smoking was not a strong or consistent risk factor for [Barrets Esophagus] in a large community-based study, although associations may be present in some population subgroups.

>> No.10441082

>>10437072
>i dont drink beer. i HATE beer.

>> No.10441180

>>10437072
>consuming the caffeinated/narcotic jew

>> No.10441195

>>10439079
I try to keep it in a bag most of the time.

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>>10440956

>> No.10441259

>>10441195
I have bad news for you that rock in the bag isn't uranium.


It's crack.

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>>10437072
>I don't eat shit.

>> No.10441352

>>10439057
Caffeine has been proven in multiple studies to lower your risk of certain cancers, improve cognitive function, lower your risk of developing alzheimers or parkinsons and other health benefits. It also actually tastes good to drink coffee.

>> No.10441358

>>10440956
wh-who hurt you anon? Was it a barista?

>> No.10441379

>>10441352
post them

>> No.10441888

>>10439079
Better not be pure uranium, or you aren't getting shit for exposure. Gotta get that natural Himalayan uranium, much more radioactive, unless you've got a couple billion years to waste.

>> No.10441892

>>10440956
calm down

>> No.10441984

>>10437072
My work place has coffee on all the time. I started just drinking it to have something to do. I'm now drinking between 1 to 2 dozen cups a day. What do i do? Help me /ck/...

>> No.10441992

>>10440961
Not in any real impactful way, no.

>> No.10442013

>>10440961
>>10439802
what is this about anyway? i keep seeing comedy articles about it and desperate tries from himself to make him seem human like that webm of him awkwardly making and eating dry toast, but i dont get the overall joke because i havent heard what is actually happening or what he actually did

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>i dont drink beer. all beer is the same and it all tastes like PISS!

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>>10442121
>ahhh, jamieson. now there's a proper liquor. Two shots please!!

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>>10442131
two fingers of johnny walker black label, please, neat, on the rocks. :^)

>> No.10442253

Coffee is the best drunk t b h. Join coffee themed discord: WuxK73

>> No.10442806

>>10439077

Absolutely SMASHED and CRUSHED SLAMDOG there

>> No.10442843

I recently weened myself off coffee and drink tea now <:3c

>> No.10442985

>>10442843
Coffee drinkers are also degenerate whores who don't sleep with me :/

>> No.10443007

>>10440961
The hearing was a sham and nothing was ever going to come of it. They mostly soft balled him which of course they would because pretty much every gov uses Facebook's data to track people.