[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking

View post   
File: 83 KB, 600x793, 33h8dkuinlfz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10433862 No.10433862 [Reply] [Original]

My husband refuses to eat anything other than fried chicken "products", Elios pizza and Pizza Hut, and the only restaurant he will eat at is Applebees or TGI Fridays. How do you go about fixing a picky eater of this level? Pic related.

>> No.10433878

>>10433862
why did you marry a child?

>> No.10433877

>>10433862
divorce. you married such a fundamentally flawed human being, it's unfixable.

>> No.10433909

>>10433862
Your husband sounds based. Why do roasties always want to "fix" men?

>> No.10433912

put a boiled egg in your vagina and sit on his face
i

>> No.10433937
File: 463 KB, 1070x601, wojak.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10433937

Why can picky eaters get gfs and wives but not me? What the fuck is this shit?

>> No.10433996

>>10433862
Take a pizza hut/applebee's container and put food from other places in it then get him to try it. Use similar tricks to sneak extra ingredients into food he likes. When he eats it and enjoys it, ask him if he liked it and when he says yes THEN tell him what you did. He'll either change his mind or have to do some next level fucking bs to weasel out of it.
Also you're cute show bobs and vagene

>> No.10434005

>>10433878
This.

>> No.10434009

>>10433862
Kill him and just put him out of his misery.
Think again before marrying a basic bitch-tier bro.

>> No.10434012

LARP thread

OP is some bored NEET who just gorged himself on walmart food.

>> No.10434013

>>10433862
Post Tits whore

>> No.10434173

get him some blueberries, they're a standalone fruit
stop making these threads, by the way

>> No.10434230

SAMMY BRAN MUFFINS

>> No.10434239

>>10433937
Look at him he's clearly jewish, she married for money

>> No.10434308

>>10433937
He's not a fat sperg. This is absolutely key.

>> No.10434326

>>10434230
Piece o' garbage beat me to it.

>> No.10434674

Jesus. I hate sam

>> No.10434709
File: 70 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10434709

never date; a man that was raised by a single mother; a picky eater; or a man that refuses to drink water.

>> No.10434736

I once dated a grill who only ate chicken goujons from dominos. She was a dumbass

>> No.10434749

>>10434736
What the fuck is a "goujons"

>> No.10434764

>>10433862
is that white trihex?

>> No.10434788

>>10433862
just get a divorce you dumb cunt

>> No.10434796

>>10434749
>Doesn't know what a goujon is
State

>> No.10434923

Post your feet slut

>> No.10434955

>>10433862
death

>> No.10434997

>>10433862
>My husband

seeing this a lot lately. it used to be that 4chan was for singles (or people who didn't reveal irrelevant personal information about relationship status) while redit was for 'normie' vanilla liberals who live the white picket fence lifestyle and crave social status.

4chan used to be a safe haven where i didn't have to bombarded with social norms and read about happy families and relationship dramas. but it almost feels appropriate in todays 4chan for people to be sharing happy snaps of their own kids.
imagine that ten years ago. but now it almost seems normal.

>my husband and i are going on a cruise (ask me where!) should i order a banana souffle or a pinapple daiquiri? (now it's /ck/ related) he can afford to buy me both, ofc, but i'm not greedy. plus i think i'm allergic to gluten because whenever i get drunk i feel dizzy. especially since the accident (ask me about it!)
tits or gtfo
it's that simple.
because it's not about you
anonyminity gave you voice to able to speak freely without fear of social persecution
but you wasted the priviledge by talking about you and your social status
but it's not about you
if you want it to ba about you
then post your tits
or go back to redit
because i don't care about you
i only care about boobs
(and the first amendment)

>> No.10435037

>>10434997
Are you fucking retarded? Most people who were in 4chan back in the day were 13-20. I've been here since 2006 and am 27 now. People grow the fuck up. You see it with any communities...most of the forums I visit now from my youth are updates on what is happening in their lives. I haven't got a gf and spend most of my time alone but expecting everything to stay the same just because your life is a stagnant mess is fucking foolish.

>> No.10435047

>>10435037
>Are you fucking retarded?
stopped reading there. it's not about me (or you) it's about the statement. not the identity behind the statement (or their relationship status or anything else).

you donn't belong in an anonymous community. you know where you should be. bye!

>> No.10435052

>>10435047
>I read your reply and have no argument, I concede that I am in fact a retard
Ok, got it famm

>> No.10435063

>>10434997
/ck/ has been like this since forever though. So has /an/ but at least we still bully women off that board.

>> No.10435073

>>10435037
>People grow the fuck up.
True. I grew out of preschool and moved on to highschool, then college, then a university, followed by work, and so on. I don't still still hang out at my old old preschool. That's what growing up is.
Yet you just said that you still hang out hwere you did over ten years ago. Did you really grow up, anon?
Really?
Have you really moved on, Anon?
Have you really?
Do you still wear a diaper too?

>your life is a stagnant mess
You assume too much and project even more. but, again, it's not about me.

>> No.10435163

>>10435063
Oh please, the only thing /an/ bullies is people with outdoor cats

>> No.10435194

>>10434997
>getting this triggered by normalfags posting on 4chan
Pathetic

>> No.10435196

>>10434997
>
seeing this a lot lately. it used to be that 4chan was for singles (or people who didn't reveal irrelevant personal information about relationship status) while redit was for 'normie' vanilla liberals who live the white picket fence lifestyle and crave social status.
>>10435037
>I've been here since 2006 and am 27 now.

See thats exactly his point nobody on this board cares how old you are and it's completely irrelevant to the thread yet there you go adding it in like /ck/ is a blog or some shit

>> No.10435204

>>10435163
Never been there, is it pretty easy to troll?

>> No.10435208

>>10433862
If you're gonna troll, can you at least put some effort in?

>> No.10435210

>>10435204
Dunno, but I know /o/ gets triggered easily

>> No.10435233

>>10434709
this faggot got some sage advice

>> No.10435259

>>10435037
>>>/Facebook/
You have to go back

>> No.10435439

>>10434709
>a man that refuses to drink water.
how do these people even live, ive met these freaks

>> No.10435445

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjNENTpeBDA

>> No.10435489

Based Sam Roberts

>> No.10435719

>>10434326
FAWK YEAH!

>> No.10436212

>>10434997
imagine being so subhuman reading about someone having a family sends into such a meltdown

>> No.10436250

>>10434239
Sam Roberts isn't "clearly" anything

>> No.10436439

>>10434709

>singlw mother

Explain i dont want to die alone

>> No.10436478

>>10433862
You can't, you just wait till he dies from heart failure at 35 or soon after.
Betchu he's gonna leave you a fortune in coupons tho.

>> No.10436490
File: 215 KB, 641x743, google image wow.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10436490

really crazy how 4channers can't be fucked to click a few time to figure out they're being trolled

or just enjoy being angry and will actively dupe themselves into believing shit to that end

>> No.10436496 [DELETED] 

>>10436490
>I'm a smart internet-savvy genius because I noticed the watermark
Someone give this guy a gold star

>> No.10436499

>>10433909
It gives them a sense of self-worth?

>> No.10436500
File: 72 KB, 960x714, MJ-Weed-Doggo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10436500

>>10436490

>> No.10436743

>>10434997
Holy fuck kill yourself dude. Just because you're such a jealous narcissist and an unwanted piece of shit doesn't mean everyone has to pretend they're your type of loser just so you don't get intimidated a normal person posted. You honestly have so little self respect that you get frustrated and can't operate if a girl exists around you. Get fucked, nobody agrees with you on this board.

>> No.10436749

>>10435047
It being her husband is critical to the thread. Trying to change the diet of someone you're married to is completely different.

>> No.10436800

>>10435037
you're still single and spend all your time alone, you're still /our/ demographic no matter how old you get, don't worry

>> No.10436841

>>10435439
I, for one, get my hydration from soda and juice.

>> No.10437505

>>10433862
Hi Sam

>> No.10437547
File: 31 KB, 728x429, KABOOM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10437547

Can't believe this shit thread is still up

>> No.10437566

>>10433862
I'm fucking dying laughing at idiots ITT who don't know who Sam Roberts is, jesus christ no wonder everything has become so joyless on 4chan

>> No.10437576
File: 148 KB, 800x600, JimNorton_800x600.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10437576

>>10436841
>yes, and cum, we all know this

>> No.10437583

>>10435204
Yes

>> No.10437598

>>10434997
completely agree, normies should just shut up about their stupid relationships.

>> No.10437619
File: 37 KB, 636x258, Firefox_Screenshot_2018-04-11T17-59-14.761Z.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10437619

>>10437566
Literally who?

Why do people enjoy reposting normalshit from Twatter here?

>> No.10437621
File: 107 KB, 700x734, brainlet soyim.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10437621

>>10437566
>not knowing some literally who makes you an idiot now

>> No.10437636
File: 141 KB, 250x250, 1494767582812.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10437636

>>10437621
Still laughing at you, friend

>> No.10437638
File: 94 KB, 645x644, jimmy nu-soytron.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10437638

>>10437636
still whiter than (((you))) are.

>> No.10437652
File: 218 KB, 230x364, blingee.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10437652

>>10437636
>glitterfy
>not the superior Blingee

You're not the only one laughing, sweatie...

>> No.10437780

>>10437638
I'm literally genetically as white as one can possibly be, how many levels of /pol/ kool-aid are you on?

>> No.10437933
File: 482 KB, 546x417, 1522489651537.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10437933

>>10437780
I bet you can't even pass the paperbag test, nigger

>> No.10437948

>>10433862
>fixing another human

1/10 I responded

>> No.10437956

>>10433937
>nothing you see or read on this website is true
>everything everybody posts on this website is false

Get a grip anon sort yourself out

>> No.10437960

>>10437933
Why the fuck are even on the cooking board lol

>> No.10437964
File: 21 KB, 250x250, ls.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10437964

>>10434012

>> No.10437969
File: 7 KB, 259x194, 1502901328857.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10437969

>>10437960
Max shitposting

>> No.10437973

>tfw an Ant, Jimmie, and Ron Bennington show never ever

>> No.10437974

>>10434997
>taking the bait this hard

1/10 i responded to a larpfag

>> No.10438002

>>10437973
Nope never
>and the chippah is ovah

>> No.10438035
File: 1.16 MB, 480x358, 1522286449688.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10438035

>>10437638
>his only retort is "whiter than you"
Are you being ironic?

>> No.10438255
File: 78 KB, 600x268, 0866535-23.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10438255

>>10433862
insert into skull

>> No.10438324

>>10437621

You forgot to put him holding a copy of God of War

>> No.10439271

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey everybody! Jim and Sam are heeeeeeeeere!

>> No.10439980

>>10434997
>i only care about boobs
>(and the first amendment)
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1523497007690.webm

>>10436743
(u) went beyond full retard

>> No.10440534

>>10433862
Fry that nigger up some eggplant

>> No.10441712
File: 401 KB, 1000x900, 1488118600171.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10441712

>>10433862
Maybe date someone who isnt a nigger sweetie

>> No.10441717

>>10434005
there is nothing wrong with straight shota!!

>> No.10441721

>>10439980
>>i only care about boobs
>>(and the first amendment)
>https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1523497007690.webm
i laughed really hard at this thanks

>> No.10442922

>>10433862

Helo sexy pls open up bobs

>> No.10443353

>>10433862
Why that pic?

>> No.10444045

>>10433862
white Eric Andre

>> No.10444203

>>10439271
>today I will be le funny middle aged man pretending to believe wrestling is real and then Jim will beta orbit over some porn star bimbo

>> No.10445259

>>10433862

Depends on where you live. A person living in a small town dont have as many option as the city goer if they want to take a step out of the culinary comfort zone.

Your husband may need to take a step out of his comfort zone by going to a popular bar and grill since they serve the same food as TGIF and Applebees but have better alcohol menus to start.

>> No.10445275

>>10436439
lack of a father figure who teaches you how to behave like a man, go for girls, fix shit, etc etc

>> No.10445398

>>10433909
They don't want to see them die at 40 as a greasy fat fuck who weezes when they walk and drops dead from a heart attack? God forbid they actually love their husband.

Enablers are what you call people who allow fat asses to get what they want till they are too fat to wipe their own ass and lay in bed being fed grease all day. That or a gold digger that wants their cash cow to die ASAP

>> No.10445415
File: 60 KB, 640x360, zookeeper_tgi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10445415

>>10433862
are you married to adam sandler?

>> No.10445495

>>10436439
For men it's mostly psychological effects.

For girls, they actually suffer from physical and hormone effects from not having a father. When a young girl's body senses her father isn't around through the lack of cues like the scent of his male hormones, she will start puberty at a younger age. It is theorized their body is convinced that the men in their life will die young. War, disease, etc. So they must reach maturity faster to reproduce with such a short life span.

>TLDR THOTS make THOTS

Can't find the psychology article that explained it to show my source.

For men it is linked to dropping out of school, low self esteem, crime. Even the likelihood of rape is proven be stopped more than anything with a strong male roll models. Though the studies might be swayed by a certain race being more likely to commit crimes that also tend to have single father's, clogging up the statistic.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/co-parenting-after-divorce/201205/father-absence-father-deficit-father-hunger

>> No.10447332

>>10433862
my friend is the same way. it's veryll surreal.

>> No.10447971
File: 60 KB, 600x800, samtat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10447971

He's got cool tats.

>> No.10448078

>>10433862
After the age of about 13, your palate becomes more or less locked in. If you had parents who didn't give a shit, you're fucked over for life.

There are exceptions, but as a general rule, people who were allowed to be picky eaters as kids, or who were only served generic as fuck garbage fast food and microwave ping food as kids, will never, ever change.

Worse, they will go on to fuck over their own kids because kids aren't going to follow an example that the parent doesn't stick to, so even if they go into it knowing that their palate and diet is shit and try to give the child different foods, if the child doesn't see the parent eating those foods, they aren't going to want them.

I'd almost call it abusive on the same level as emotional neglect. It's a fucked up cycle that has a lot of impact on a kid's entire life.

>> No.10448273
File: 14 KB, 325x250, chippah.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10448273

>>10433862
Cocksuckah Muthafucka just get him some giftcards or sumthin'...

>> No.10448350

>>10433862
>>10448273
samefag

>> No.10448941

>>10433878
/thread

>> No.10448971

>>10434997
Yup