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>reddit hypes up pho
>finally get some pho
>its just ramen but shitty and with an autistic pronunciation

what the fuck is the point

>> No.10425425

>he fell for reddit meme

>> No.10425426

>>10425419
>why bother having more than one kind of soup or language
Go eat fucking ramen then, fuckinf redditfag

>> No.10425430

>>10425426
at least when you order ramen it doesnt take you 20 minutes to pronounce it correctly

>hello can i get some fu--uuuh

>> No.10425433

What kinda weird as pho did you get? The noodles aren't anywhere near the same.

Also >>10425426

>> No.10425434

>>10425419

I like pho. You add your own mix to it. Not sure if you got good pho or, if you just don't like it. I add a lot of hot oil and hoisin. The noodles are a lot different than ramen as is the way the beef is prepared. I think it's a cleaner less starchy meal as well.

Pho is my go to "sick day" meal, piping hot.

>> No.10425437

>>10425430
Even if you order it incorrectly, they will still take your order correctly the first time. Stop being retarded. You’re just a weeb faggot, and you probably haven’t even had ramen that wasn’t dry noodles and a salt packet anyway...

>> No.10425442

Ramen tastes like shit though, the broth always feels like drinking vegetable oil.

>> No.10425450

>>10425442
Agreed. I would much rather a light, herby pho broth.

>> No.10425462

>>10425419
Pho became popular because it's bland and unoffensive to people's palates, but still seems exotic. Almost any other Vietnamese soup is better. For that matter, almost any other asian or pan-asian soup is better. Next time you go to a viet place, try bo kho, bun bo hue, bun reiu, or canh chua.

>> No.10425512

>>10425462
Thai soups in general is better than any other asian soups desu senpai

>> No.10425527

>>10425430
>I'll have A24

There, the non-autistic way to order pho

>> No.10425529

>>10425462
>Pho became popular because it's bland and unoffensive to people's palates, but still seems exotic.
Holy shit, that is an ingenious insight. That explains even bumfuck podunk towns will have Vietnamese places

>> No.10425535

>>10425462
>>10425529
if your pho is bland you're eating at the wrong restaurant

>> No.10425548 [DELETED] 

>>10425535
I've had pho at two different Vietnamese households and they were bland shit both times, just accept it Trinh Bing Pham

>> No.10425562

>>10425535
t. Trinh Phuc Pham
I've had pho at two different Vietnamese houses, and they were bland both times.

>> No.10425573

>>10425419
I love it so much that in my neighborhood I'm known as the pho king freak.

>> No.10425581

>>10425562
Apart from Indian food most asian cuisine is pretty bland.

>> No.10425583

>>10425419
ramen fucking sucks

>> No.10425586

all noodle soups are bland
yellows cannot into proper broth

>> No.10425598

>live in Germany
>most people don't care too much about good food
>heard about this little shop that sells good pho
>looks like they set up in some random shack in the middle of nowhere
>I am pretty sure they don't have a permit to do this
>decent ingredients and especially the soup tastes amazing

Everything went better than expected. They also only open at the first and second sundays of every month. If you don't hurry, they usually already sold out.

>> No.10425643

>>10425573
i like you

>> No.10425647

Good pho is hard to find. Especially if you live in a flyover.

>> No.10425676

>>10425425
Nobody has mentione rare steak

>> No.10425680

>>10425462
This SEA nigger gets it.

>> No.10427765

>>10425680
Nah, he's wrong.

>> No.10427793

gook soop > nip sip

>> No.10428590

>>10425512
my grandma makes gwaytio all the time. I agree with you my guy

>> No.10428613

>>10425419
both ramen and pho are delicious but very different. ramen is usually a lot more salty and savory while pho has a fresher taste with some fresh coriander and other greens and clear broth. so which one I would go for out of the 2 would depend entirely on my mood.

>> No.10428618

>>10425419
Why are Asians so bad at converting their sounds to latin letters in general?

>> No.10428624

>>10428613
I mean, I wouldn't call that "very different"

>> No.10428632

>>10428624
well, pretty much the only thing they have in common is the fact that they are soup dishes.

>> No.10428702

>>10425419
>reddit said pho is good
>pay $10 for a bowl of fucking Maruchan b/c retarded
>wahhh pho is nasty
Get the fuck out

>> No.10428811

Vietfag here,

It's okay I guess. Here's a protip; Pho is a clear broth soup, so a good bowl must have the highest clarity without compromising flavors. That is not to say cloudy broth is shit, it could be good too but that is the yardstick. Really it comes down to expertise and costs.

I like Bun Bo Hue cause richer beef tone, but eat whatever man, who fuck a give.

>> No.10428834

>>10428618
I think it's mainly that certain sounds that exist in Latin or European languages don't exist or are conflated with different letters in Asianic ones, case in point: the Japanese struggle with the letter L.

>> No.10428854

>>10425433
Not that anon, but I know a couple shops by my house and in Garden Grove/Westminster that you can basically sub the rice noodle for egg noodles, which have somewhat of a ramen-like consistency. I'm not sure if he did that since that's not really a common thing for people just getting introduced to pho but it's possible.

>> No.10428870

>>10428811
>Bun Bo Hue

Mouthgasm commences....

>> No.10428889
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10428889

>Be the epicenter and origin of all east asian cuisine
>Invent noodles, literally invent the noodles used in millions of cuisines all over the world
>Invent multiple kinds of noodles, some of them exclusive to your country
>Come up with over 100 different ways of serving them in all sorts of unique ways

>Retarded white pigs still obsess over Ramen and Pho, the blandest of noodle dishes

>> No.10428913

who /hutieu/ here?

>> No.10428979

>>10428889
Most westerners, especially Americans, have been brainwashed from birth to intrinsically and deeply hate China and all Chinese things.

>> No.10428985

>>10428889
>hot and sour glass noodles chongqing
That looks spicy good.

>> No.10428991

>>10425462
>>10425462
Canhua sounds like an exotic drug

>> No.10428996

>>10428889
Tell me more. I am willing to change my ways.

>> No.10429001

>>10425419
it's just broth and meat. the white people memed you into thinking you were having something exotic

>> No.10429022

>>10428996
Don't bother it's all just shit masked with too much spice.

>> No.10429026

>>10429022
I'm okay with that

>> No.10429035

>>10425462
i don't get how pho is bland? i load that shit down with fish sauce, hoisin and chili.

i will say that thai soups are superior. but please try selling pho to your average suburbanite, it won't happen.

>> No.10429043

>>10429022
>shit masked with spice

this is basically all food, friend

>> No.10429052

>>10428811
how is hu tieu? i never order it because i have no idea how to pronounce it honestly but looks good

>> No.10429057

>>10429052
Doesn't practically every Viet place use a numbering system in their menus specifically for that reason?

>> No.10429073

>>10429057
most of them do, but not all. if your favorite place is more 'authentic' or has a small menu they might opt not to. they probably just don't care if you mispronounce it i guess

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10429077

>>10425419
>reddit hypes up pho
He said without irony.

>> No.10429102

>>10425430
>He can't pronounce 'fuck' without the 'ck' ending.

>> No.10429335

>>10425586
Tonkotsu is great.

>> No.10429439

>>10429073
Why not just ask how it's pronounced

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>>10425419
reddit are the ones who hype are ramen

>> No.10429499

>>10425419

Pho is alright but I basically never get it
Soup in general is not my favorite I tend to prefer dryer foods
What I like and basically always get at Vietnamese restaurants is just rice vermicelli with whatever toppings
A simple yet perfect meal

>> No.10429741

>>10429022
>he doesn't know the spice controls the universe

get your weak ass outta here.

>> No.10429748

pho is probably the most boring part of Vietnamese noodle dishes, literally babby-tier entry level soup base for suburban soccer-moms to look "cultured" on their Instagram and facebooks.

that said, Pho is pretty alright only if you drown it in bean sprouts with a dash of sriracha and hoisin sauce.

>> No.10429757

>>10425419
>reddit
leave this site nigger

>> No.10430001

Its just a decent soup, and some places will make much better stock, or broth than other houses.

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>>10425462
>bo kho
That's the good shit lads. You need to try this
Source: Me

>> No.10430065

>>10425512
Damn Right!

>> No.10430282

>>10425419
Pho is overrated.

Rather get ramen or udon instead.

>> No.10430283

>>10428811
>Bun Bo Hue
looks so tasty...

>> No.10430293

>>10429077
you can't sage with a ...
I see what you did there

>> No.10430298

>>10425419
it's pretty easy to make yourself
https://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/faux-pho
here's a slightly inauthentic but more flavorful version
good shit

>> No.10430301

>>10429335
>Tonkatsu
>broth

u fucking w0t

>> No.10430317

>>10430301

Tonkotsu and Tonkatsu are two different things

>> No.10430322

>>10430301
TonKOtsu
means pork bones

>> No.10430365

>doing some paperwork and grading at Uni
>cold rainy day outside
>fuck it let's take an early lunch
>6-7 of us step out and head for the Pho place down the block from campus
>scope out the menu and spot spicy sautéed beef, onion, and peppers pho
>probably not authentic but sounds awesome especially knowing it will come with all the fresh fixin's too
>but wait there's more, buy one beer and the second costs 0.01$

Hands down one of my most memorable meals. Nothing beats just the right food for the right mood with the right people. Doesn't need to be expensive it just needs to all fit together.

>> No.10430525

>>10425419
>reddit hypes
Found your problem OP, you're retarded.

>> No.10430673

>>10425419
It's as related to ramen as chicken noodle soup. But yeah, overrated in the extreme. It's like people trying to find the best empanada, it's still just going to be spicy mince in pastry.

>> No.10432291

>>10425419
>it's just ramen
Holy fuck how can be one so autistic, literally different.
>reddit
Oh I get it now

>> No.10432312

>>10428996
Take a trip to NYC Chinatown or Flushing, Queens and you'll understand.

>> No.10432388

>eating pho when you could eat superior beef noodle bowl
>>10425462
>pho
>bland
Nigger what midwest shithole do you live in?
>>10425583
90% of ramen restaurants are weeb catering shit. It's only good if you find a legit place (there are zero in my city worth eating at) or make it yourself.
>>10428613
Pretty much. Ramen tends to be salty and has more ocean flavors. Pho tends to be brighter and the flavors come from herbs and spices, and fresh additions like lime and the meats.

>> No.10432400

>>10430301
There was literally just an entire anime about tonkotsu ramen.

>> No.10432414

>>10427765
Nope, he's right mi trang.

>> No.10432429

>>10425562
I went to 2 different french, italian, spanish, chinese, and japanese restaurants and I can conclusively deduct from my definitive experiences that their respective cuisines are shit.

>> No.10432452

>>10432388
Fuck you, I live in NorCal and am fucking surrounded by Viet places and pho is fucking BLAND AND BORING compared to any other Vietnamese, Thai, Malay, Indo, Lao, Burmese, or Chinese or Japanese soups. I'd rather eat any other Vietnamese soup than pho. It's fucking boring as shit, it's for people who want to feel like they're eating something "exotic", while instead they're missing out on all the really good stuff.

>> No.10432465

pho>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ramen
enjoy your pimples nerd

>> No.10432476

>>10429499
Yeah, I love a vermicelli bowl with barbecued pork and shrimp, and shrimp cake, plus them fresh vegetables and herbs and the sauce.
If I get a soup at a Viet place, it's usually either the sour tamarind soup or the bo kho. If the place is known for having good bun rieu, I'll get that.

>> No.10432477

>>10432452
t. never been to a good pho place
pho broth is literally made with ox tail, it should be flavorful mong.

>> No.10432484

>>10428889
Just looks like something I'd get delivered from the regular ol Chinese place in a plastic container.

>> No.10432489

>>10425419
Thank fucking god someone is finally calling out this flavorless poverty-broth for what it is. Vietnamese food is maybe the most meh of a meh bunch.

>> No.10432495

>>10432477
I've eaten at more Viet places than you could count to, they're fucking EVERYWHERE, and pho is the worst soup to order. This is objectively fact. You are wrong, your opinion is invalid, and you have disgraced yourself. Leave in shame.

>> No.10432526

>>10428811
>who fuck a give.

i swear

>> No.10432798

>>10428889
I cannot comprehend how people obsess over something as bland as pho. Ramen at least has a decent salty-savory flavor. Pho literally just tastes like boiled meat and water unless you douse it in hot sauce, in which case all you taste is the hot sauce. Fuck pho.

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10432808

I HATE SOUP FUCK YOU SOUP I HATE YOU

>> No.10432814

>>10432798
Because when it's made right it's nothing close to bland. Were you served a huge-ass plate of various veggies with your pho? Did you put them in?

>> No.10432837

>>10432814
Yes I did and they added nothing to the flavor.

>> No.10433933

>>10432429
I've had pho many times in my life, including at people's houses where it'd presumably be the most authentic. Maybe I still haven't had good pho, but you can still tell what flavors a certain dish is SUPPOSED to have and the general ingredients/recipe. I can at least conclude that by default, pho is nothing special, unlike pananag curry for example which is usually delicious no matter what place you go

>> No.10433944

>>10433933
>including at people's houses where it'd presumably be the most authentic
You would presume wrong, pho doesn't make sense to make at home, it would be like assuming the most authentic baguettes in france are found in people's homes, or the most authentic ramen in japan is made in people's homes

>> No.10433965

>>10429102
>Expecting the retarded to grasp language.

>> No.10433984

>>10432837
Sounds like the ingredients were shit then. That often happens when Western restaurants cheap out on the garnishes. Banana blossoms are standard in Vietnam but you'll rarely get those in the west. You'll get red onion instead of those small supr-strong shallots, and so on.

Also, it's not just about flavor, it's about textural contrast.

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>>10425419
Pho is the most white dish out there.
Suburban white lefty losers drink that shit like nigger cum. Suburban pho joints suck ass, you want the good stuff go to a street vendor in Hanoi.

>> No.10434001

>>10433984
>The ingredients matter the most for flavor.
>But flavor isn't important.

>> No.10434020

>>10425419
If you want good pho, you need to go to one that feels like a sweatshop. Where it feels sticky and humid inside even though outside is perfect weather.

>> No.10434029

>>10434001
I never said flavor isn't important. I said flavor isn't the ONLY factor. Your reading comp is horrible.

>> No.10434035

>>10425419
You, sir, are a fucktard.

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10434077

I'm vn but I prefer European and nip foods.
Is that normal?

>> No.10434104

>>10433997
>Hanoi
You dirty commie, south style is much better.

>> No.10434116

>>10434077
What's with all the merposting today?

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This thread went places.

>> No.10434125

>>10434077
Well the french, and the nips both fucked you guys in the ass before the rise of nationalism in vietnam

>> No.10434151

>complaining about soup that you're supposed to put condiments in being bland

>> No.10434193

>>10434077
For a soyboy

>> No.10434276

>>10434193
Everyone here consumes soy in large amounts throughout their lives anyway.

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>>10425430
You ask for a number or letter on the menu you fucking retard. Holy shit are you stupid. Please go outside more for the sake of your parent’s mental health

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>>10428618
R u 4 real?

>> No.10434725

>>10425419
Enjoyed the fuck out of it in Vietnam, would never order it outside of it.

It made for quite tasty lunches in between bike rides. It's nothing special as a dish when you look at it, but in the right setting it's very good, just add enough condiments.

>> No.10434781

>>10425426
Multiple languages are ok, but tonal languages can fuck off.

>> No.10434794

>>10425419
Fucking weebs every time...

>> No.10434953

>>10434151
>i-it's bland on purpose guys
A dish that I have to drown in meme sauce for it to be edible is not a good dish by definition.

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>>10425462
>pho
>bland and unoffensive
It has fucking cloves, cinnamon, raw meat, and animal stomach in it. Plus it's served with raw jalapenos which are pretty spicy.
I hope you get to have real pho some day anon, you're missing out big time.

>> No.10435054

>finally go to japan with a friend
>oh boy time for some good ramen
>did my research found some really good places, we all agree this looks good
>get meal 600-800 or so yen forget exactly
>it's bland
>eat about half of it waiting for the "wow flavor" moment
>obvious it won't happen, begin putting on sauces
>wellthatwasokay
>try another place same shit
>begin to slowly realize ramen is a huge fucking meme
>no matter what combo we come up with the ramen is still fairly eh, only changing with however much you soak in broth
>go get korean bbq, go get nomihodai and eat the meats, go get japanese take on US food, go get other foods from asia; fucking love it

the salty broth is fine when hungover but other than that give me anything else

>> No.10435147

>>10425573
A+

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>>10434104
The South only had bad traffic and over population. But their mystery meat street vendors were 10/10 some of the best tasting meats, not so much pho.

>> No.10435216

>>10435054
Disappointing if true.
I tried ramen at some hipster pop-up in Richmond VA and it was damn good.
Incredibly flavorful and rich.

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10435218

>grandma hypes up chicken noodle
>finally get some chicken noodle
>it's just a style of soup but making OP a fag

what the fuck is the point

>> No.10435224

>>10425419
>reddit said thing is gud
>try thing
>not gud
So complain to reddit. Why are you coming planning here?

>mummy! timmy said i'm fat! waaah...

>> No.10435229

>>10435216
Japanese generally pride food on presentation, smell, and triggering the other senses to make up for the lack of flavor.

>> No.10435243

>>10435229
Oh yeah, I think I've heard that before. A relative of mine stayed in Tokyo and said the food was all bland, but the pics looked amazing.
Kind of an interesting commentary on their culture.

>> No.10435265

>>10435243
Yeah, I don't mind eating the food, love going there and experiencing the whacky tastes on "american food", the ramen/udon/whatever I just don't look forward to.

>> No.10436010

>>10434996
>jalapenos
In Sydney, Australia you get birds eye chilli and/or some chili jam in chili oil on the side, which I think is closer to authenticity.

>> No.10436019

>>10425419
Bhan mi and their iced coffee are the best things Vietnamese make and that's because of French influence.
I do like coconut milk curries but that's more generally as SEA thing not just Vietnam.

>> No.10436431

>>10433944
>dish is too labor-intensive for me to make
>therefore it must be too labor-intensive for every family to make
>especially for families where that dish is their cuisine and cultural identity
It's true that people will still take shortcuts (like most Japanese families making instant ramen at home), but that doesn't mean it is NEVER made from scratch, and if that wasn't authentic, what would it be?

>> No.10436450

>>10436431
>that doesn't mean it is NEVER made from scratch
Nobody said that, spergy. It's called specialization of labor and it exists even in the exotic orient. Pho is a master stock soup, unless you have an army of servants hanging out in your kitchen it's just not happening in a private home on a regular basis. It is fundamentally a restaurant food.

But you're just looking for validation because you figured out how to make spaghetti sauce "from scratch", maybe post that thread again and jack off over being a better cook than your college roommate.

>> No.10436471

>>10436450
I didn't deny that pho was a restaurant food, ramen is too. But when it is made from scratch at home, is it still not considered authentic? Why are you defending pho so hard? You're obviously not ethnic or Vietnamese, and it's a bland shitty soup that gets BTFO by pretty much any other Asian noodle soup dish

>> No.10436481

>>10436471
>But when it is made from scratch at home, is it still not considered authentic
I guess if your definition of "authentic" is based on some kind of racial element, sure. I forgot to take that into account based on your previous post about "muh cultural identity". You're doing that same thing that /ck/ often does, which is getting hung up on superficial traits (like Champagne being physically made in Champagne) with sensory characteristics (like a certain flavor or aroma). This is caused by your insecurity over never having tasted a lot of things.

>Why are you defending pho so hard? You're obviously not ethnic or Vietnamese, and it's a bland shitty soup that gets BTFO by pretty much any other Asian noodle soup dish
And this salty little screed just confirms it. The influence of Instagram I suppose.

https://www.rsph.org.uk/about-us/news/instagram-ranked-worst-for-young-people-s-mental-health.html

>> No.10436497

>>10436481
I've tasted plenty of food, which is why I'm able to say pho is nothing special. And what is your definition of authentic, then? Getting the flavors of pho correctly? Big whoop, it's still pretty mediocre. Ramen is better, won ton soup is better, tom yum, the list goes on and on. You also seem like the kind of guy who thinks there's no difference between a $20 and $2000 watch

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>>10436497
>getting BTFO so hard you change the subject to whether you like pho
You want my permission to not like it or something? Ok, you have my permission.

And yes since you brought it up, the 8F in my $350 Seiko is a much better movement in every way than the rebranded ETA in my Longines, but 28.8kbph is nicer to look at and if you wear a cheapie people just assume you don't care how you look. That's why they make brands like Longines and Baume & Mercier. So that people like me can just slap something on our wrist and go "see, look. so much care, such orological virtue" while having something boring enough so actual watch spergs leave us alone instead of trying to talk about watches.

>> No.10436529

>>10436521
I don't understand what's going on in your head. You say my definition of authentic is wrong, but you won't give yours. Then you talk about Instagram, and that I apparently am changing the subject to whether or not I like pho. I never did, and that was my position from the very start. I don't see how this is being BTFO in any way

>> No.10436540

>>10436019
>Bread is the best thing
No

>> No.10436541

>>10436529
It doesn't matter what's going in my head. Pho is restaurant food, and if the word "authentic" triggers you then maybe say "typical" or something. "Typical" pho would be restaurant pho. If "typical" triggers you, pick something more convoluted. "Something people who eat a lot of pho would associate with a pho".

You keep trying to make this about you, how you know how to make stuff from scratch, or if you like it more than tom yum. That's probably why you're having trouble following the conversation, because you're fixated on yourself and making sure everyone understands your sophisticated patrician tastes.

>> No.10436552

>>10436541
It's sad that people this autistic exist. It's used as an insult so much that the word has become meaningless, but I do sincerely hope you are able to handle and function in the real world okay.

>> No.10436556

>>10436552
homie i'm not the guy who's been Bing you TFO but i just wanna chime in to say
you sound like a pussy

>> No.10436565

>>10436521
Wow, your little rant about watches was so stupid, I lost any respect for your opinions any more. I'm with the other guy, and you're a huge faggot.
>Seiko, Longines, and Baum and Mercier
You're a bougie little fuck, aren't You?

Nothing you said about pho changes the fact that in the western world, pho oils soccer mom entry level tier soup, for people who want to say they eat exotic shit without leaving their comfort zone. They're the same people who say " ooooo, I just LOVE Butter Chicken!" It doesn't mean pho doesn't taste good, but there's dozens and dozens of better Asian soups, even in Vietnam. Pho is Like what you'd eat if you're recovering from being sick, like white people eat chicken noodle soup. It's not the tastiest, or the most interesting, soup.
Now stop being a fucking aspie and admire your own shit taste taste (In many things), somewhere else.

>> No.10436566

>>10436565
and here we have it, the watch sperg he was referring to

>> No.10436569

>>10436565
>muh homos swing system
>hey guise I can name drop fp jorn and philip duffur, am I cool yet
Go back to /g/ please

Also you are the other guy, I'm sorry you couldn't handle being wrong and had to adopt a more aggressive tone, but it won't make you right.

>> No.10436610

>>10436569
>This faggot doesn't know how to check for samefag
Guess how I know you're new here. Go back to plebbit.

Also just because I know more than you about both watches AND cooking and cuisines, there's no reason to get your aspie ass in a knot. Just accept you've outed yourself as an asshole and move on.

>> No.10436625

>>10436610
But anon, you don't seem to know much about anything, other than overused memes.

>> No.10436632

>>10436625
I see you have nothing of import to say. Thanks for proving me (and the other posters) right.

>> No.10436639

>>10436632
The conversation was finished over an hour ago. Your unfortunate efforts to "save face" when nothing of the sort was required are the only reason your failure keeps getting dredged back up into the light of day.

>> No.10436645

>>10425462
My gf is vietnamese :3

I realy like pho....but i also dont like spicy shit so thats probably why.

She fed me bom bhu hue or some shit like that an d it was good but i had to cut the broth with more water because it would havebeen too spicy.

Has anyone ever had bitter melon soup? It's the worst fucking thing i've ever tasted and I used to stick my finger up my asshole at night as a young child and suck on it like a lolipop to go to sleep.

>> No.10436663

>>10436639
You still think you're talking to one person? How fucking stupid are you? God, I hate aspies.......

>> No.10436664

>>10436645
Dude, you're gross.

>> No.10436767

>>10436664
Vietnamese women aren't that bad, my wife is a little sloppy in the kitchen, but she's working on it.

>> No.10436795

ITT: bunch of fucking hipster weebs

It must really bother you guys when you realize that all your special, relatively unknown, Asian dishes are going to sooner or later "ruined" by normies. Then you will have to find an even more obscure dish to fawn over; something like fermented shit.

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>>10436795
>fermented foods are obscure
Retard.

>> No.10436816

>>10436812
Leave before it's too late

>> No.10436893

>>10436812
> eats fermented shit (literally shit)

I guess we're already there.

>> No.10436912

>>10436795
This. This thread is full annoying attention seeking contrarians who think they are special for disliking a popular thing. The levels of self awareness are staggeringly low

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>>10425462
>bun bo hue

>> No.10436968

>>10436963
>hue
It's pronounced whey.

>> No.10436986

>>10436795
Found the flyover fuck.

Dude, fermented foods are already a normal thing everywhere, apparently except in your own little hole.

>> No.10436996

>>10436767
I'm not talking about your girlfriend, you tard.

>> No.10437003

>>10436996
I was talking about my wife, you mong.

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>>10436912
>stopnotlikingwhatIlike

>> No.10437015

>>10437003
Then why did you type gf, shortbus?

>> No.10437018

>>10425419
you got bad pho dude


It varies considerably from place to place.

>> No.10437019

>>10434388
MAGA

>> No.10437024

>>10437003
Ah, nevermind, I didn't read your whole post because I didn't care.
But you still responded to my post without understanding what I was calling "gross". So your response didn't make sense.

>> No.10437025

>>10434996
>raw jalapenos which are pretty spicy.
you big pussy

>> No.10437034

>>10436767
she may be a little sloppy in the kitchen, but she's a lot more sloppy on muh dick :^)

>> No.10437051

>>10436968
I don't care, it still makes me hue

>> No.10437055

>>10437015
I didn't, you r a idiot.
>>10437024
Still an idiot.

>> No.10437057

>>10437034
It's like a rainforest down there.

>> No.10437145

>>10437057
she doesn't complain.

>> No.10437207

>>10437055
>says the idiot who thought my post was about Vietnamese people instead of shit eating.
You're a fucking moron, and a closet racist. Fuck off, cunt.

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>>10437207

>> No.10437237

>>10437223
Again, fuck off, cunt.

>> No.10437264

>>10437237
>Dumb motherfucker is angry
This is me being surprised