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This is American cuisine.

>> No.10407174
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>> No.10407175

>>10407152

Looks good.

>> No.10407182

wasn't this franchise invented with the purpose of killing lardasses?

>> No.10407188

>>10407174
F
>>10407182
Yes. Had the food once and I have no idea how I didn't get a heart attack. American food is insanity

>> No.10407191

>>10407174
I don't believe a car would have won that contest

>> No.10407195

>>10407182
Yeah, and two of his spokespeople have died...one died in the resteraunt from a heart attack

His interview on like dateline or something was hilarious because he wouldn't back down and kept saying he's happy about making money off of killing fatties

>> No.10407196

>>10407195
Oh, and he brought one of dead spokespeople creamted ashes in a paper bag and put them on the interview table

>> No.10407205

Yup. That's what we eat, all day everyday.
>OBSESSED

>> No.10407228

>>10407196
fucking kek
I'd give some business if I lived there

>> No.10407230

>>10407152
Jealous, aren't you fatty....

>> No.10407233

>>10407196
lmao

>> No.10407236

>>10407152
and then you say america doesn't have a culture!

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>>10407205

It's really pathetic isn't it

>> No.10407249

>>10407174
there is something extremely comical about this

>> No.10407255

>>10407228
>>10407233
The interview/mini-doc is 8 minutes long but 100% amazing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-DDbXh1MYc

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>>10407255

Interviewer: Dr John is the first to admit that heart attacks are good for his business model.

Interviewer: When there are lights and sirens outside and a person is on the gurney, you in the backroom counting money at that point?

Dr John: ABSOLUTELY, Was that heart attack good for business, did that heart attack pad my wallet with money, ABSOLUTELY Did I enjoy it, ABSOLUTELY

>> No.10408149

>>10407174
Any photos of the car?

>> No.10408164

>>10407306
Based alpha male

>> No.10408207

>>10407195
At least he's upfront about it. If your whole marketing scheme is "Hey this shit is probably gonna kill you" and someone is still dumb enough to eat it especially if they're morbidly obese then they only got themselves to blame once something goes wrong.

>> No.10408234

>>10407188

>Yes. Had the food once and I have no idea how I didn't get a heart attack

Yeah, no shit you have no idea how heart attacks work.

>> No.10408253

>>10407152
I had a heart attack once after being awake for 4 days straight on a coke bender while trying to push my broken down 1996 RAV4 home by myself.

Feels bad, man.

>> No.10408262

>>10407152
Fat women were a mistake.

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>>10407152
I've never been there

>> No.10408353

>>10407152
>>10407174
>>10408280
we postin in a /madeline/ thread boys?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTc1c6EVN2U

>> No.10408453

>>10408353
HOLY SHIT she does not sound liike a black woman wtf

>> No.10408598

>>10407174
f

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>>10407174
Legitimately sad. What was the point of posting this Anon.

>> No.10408815

So, are the burgers good?

>> No.10408848

>>10408207
This. As long as you're honest about it, free market to you, my friend.

>> No.10408850

>>10408453
Yea, not all Blacks grew up in a ghetto.

>> No.10408876

>>10408280
That spanking really hurts, they dont hold back.

>> No.10408888

>>10407174

>the most beautiful and charming woman

yeah, not even close.

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>>10407174
>fat lady dies...
heh a heart attack I bet
>... from a car crash
huh..

>> No.10408897 [DELETED] 

>>10408895
whoops didn't notice the nipples hehe

>> No.10408935

>>10408897
Hehehe

>> No.10409111

>>10407174
Irrifutable proof that you are more likely to die of an automobile accident than of a random shooting or heart disease ironically enough

>> No.10409296

>>10408353
Looks like some fetish bar

>> No.10409421

>>10407152

>another thread where yuros make fun of burgers.

>not realizing this is us in 10 years, 15 if we're lucky.

>> No.10409470

>>10408888
Beauty can be interpreted in ways not seen.

>> No.10409700

>>10407152

No, this is the American Cusine.

*clears throat*

>Double, triple nipple, quadruple patties stacked 30 times, hold the lettuce and veg, 100 bacon deluxe Big Mac Whopper Baconator mixed with spicy, crispy, golden cheese fries dipped in the oil and butter, 10 extra extra large pizza with a lot of bacon, pepperoni, fish, ham, extra cheese and spicy sauce, also 90 Pepsi Light mixed with sprite, root beer, coke, Fanta, 7-Up, Diet coke, and the final drink... Beer. Enjoy tour meal sir.

>> No.10411206

>>10407205
>>10407240
Butthurt

>> No.10411233

>>10407152
Lardibums general?

>> No.10411239

>>10411233
already is one m8 >>10411159

>> No.10411247

>>10408815
It's delicious. Went there for my wedding dinner. Everything about it was amazing they even sell lucky strikes.

>> No.10411254

>>10409111
Cars were a mistake.

>> No.10411289

Whiter than you, Achmed.

>> No.10412566

>>10407174
F