Why can't there be modest offerings at the theater?

[Anonymous No.10406224]

Recently, I took in an afternoon film at my local theater. I wanted to watch Black Panther but wanted the crowds to die down and avoids the mild niggardry.

Having skipped breakfast, I opted for the $12.99 "Bavarian Legend" - a soft pretzel the size of a large pizza. It came with two dipping sauces.

I was initially a little turned off by the transaction but finished the milf meal by the third act of the movie.

Upon leaving, I decided that was too much food and should be taken off the menu entirely. Why do vendors offer food of such sizes? Can we work together to limit this?

[Anonymous No.10406232]

>>10406224
What manly hands you have grandma

[Anonymous No.10406241]

>>10406224
god I want those finger nails to scrap the inside of my rectum

[Anonymous No.10406242]

>>10406224
>Can we work together to limit this?

nope

[Anonymous No.10406249]

>>10406224
They want people to feel like they're at least getting a lot of food for the exorbitant prices they charge. The pretzel is huge because flour, water, yeast, and salt are all dirt cheap, so they can afford to give you a huge one while still operating on a pretty healthy margin.

[Anonymous No.10406262]

>>10406232

That's not me I would never choose ranch for a pretzel.

[Anonymous No.10406287]

You write exactly like Irish Stew Guy, is that you? Is he still around? I haven't been here in a while.

[Anonymous No.10406292]

>>10406224
its called having a monopoly.

the only answer is to sneak in food in your pockets. they've banned purses at my local cinemarks so if I had a girlfriend id be furious.

[Anonymous No.10406312]

>>10406292
I usually sneak some food up my ass they don't really check there

[Anonymous No.10406318]

>>10406224
kill yourself you pussy

[Anonymous No.10406329]

>>10406224
you're expected to be sharing movie theater concessions between 3-4 people you dingus

[Anonymous No.10406387]

>>10406292
Banned purses? So if I come with my necessities in my purse, they won’t let me in? Wtf?

[Anonymous No.10406433]

>>10406387
purses have to be below some specific size. tiny purses are ok but cant sneak in a lobster and steak dinner anymore. I take a pic next time of the sign.

[Anonymous No.10406435]

>>10406224
I wish my theater had that. All they have is popcorn and candy.

[Anonymous No.10406727]

>>10406224
>13 bucks for a fucking pretzel
Do Americans really do this?

[Anonymous No.10406743]

>>10406727

at theaters, yeah. that's why you sneak food in.

[Anonymous No.10406745]

>>10406224

>i wanted to see generic capeshit #3445235 even though every preview and clip looks terrible
>complains about the food

[Anonymous No.10406746]

>not smuggling your own food and beverage into the movie theater like the poor sack of shit you are

I’ll usually have my girl stuff her purse with some food and beers and I’ll bring a pint of vodka in my jacket pocket.

Also I usually walk straight in with a jug of water and they never say shit.

[Anonymous No.10406751]

I can't be the only one to notice female posts are all about stopping someone else from doing something at whatever the cost to society or freedom, because they personally don't enjoy something

[Anonymous No.10407603]

>>10406387
I avoid bag checks everywhere just by bringing my bp kit and medicine with me and putting the good shit under it in my mini backpack. Brought liquor to many a college football game this way.

[Anonymous No.10409146]

>>10406224
>Sodium: 7,600 mg

[Anonymous No.10409175]

>>10406224
m'lady

[Anonymous No.10409263]

>>10406751
Not just women, but all liberals

[Anonymous No.10409281]

>>10409263

Just because you're a virgin doesn't mean that all women are liberals.

[Anonymous No.10409352]

>>10409281
Maybe if they were more liberal with their pussy I could get laid.

[Anonymous No.10409435]

>>10406292
that is not what a monopoly is, but your point is correct.
they charge that amount and give those portions because you can't go anywhere else during your time there

[Anonymous No.10409451]

>>10406751
We post about lots of things. You need to stop spreading these lies.

[Anonymous No.10409458]

>Not getting the crab legs at the theater.
That was OP's first mistake.

[Anonymous No.10409467]

>>10406224
>I decided that was too much food and should be taken off the menu entirely.
You're a faggot.

[Anonymous No.10409579]

>>10406224
The theater can control all of the food so they jack up the prices of meme items (like you bought) sky-high so that selling a hot dog that costs them seventy cents at a 1000% markup and drinks at an even larger markup seems like a good deal to the retard who buys one.

[Anonymous No.10409591]

>>10406224
Do showings of Black Panther still attract crowds? It's a bit old for that now, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.10409635]

>>10409146
DRINK MORE FUCKING WATER

[Anonymous No.10409725]

>>10406287
Nah, nut I miss him and Old Rambling Guy

[Anonymous No.10409732]

>>10406287
That was 5 years ago, dude.

[McDupps No.10409736]

>>10406224

Was ist das Brezel Tor?

[Anonymous No.10409741]

>>10406751
>Thing that got me was not her list of things she hated, since she was obviously crazy as a Cyborg, but fact that always somebody agreed with her prohibitions.
>Must be a yearning deep in human heart to stop other people from doing as they please. Rules, laws — always for other fellow. A murky part of us, something we had before we came down out of trees, and failed to shuck when we stood up.
>Because not one of those people said: "Please pass this so that I won't be able to do something I know I should stop." Nyet, tovarishchee, was always something they hated to see neighbors doing. Stop them "for their own good" — not because speaker claimed to be harmed by it.

[Anonymous No.10409789]

>>10406312
>tfw they always check here

[Anonymous No.10409801]

>>10409789

Are you from Ohio by any chance?

[Anonymous No.10409809]

>>10409146
>almost 8 grams of sodium
are you really surprised

[Anonymous No.10409817]

>go to local restaurant
>they have a built in cinema
>movies cost like $4
>order a full meal there at normal price
>a movie and a great meal for like $34
>mfw

[Anonymous No.10409818]

>>10409801
southern ohio correctional facility

[Anonymous No.10410707]

>>10409435
fuck you, they have a monopoly on the food business within the theater.

[Anonymous No.10411148]

>>10406224
>$12.99 for pretzel
this is a /tv/ meme, right?

[Anonymous No.10411166]

>>10406224
>milf meal

[Anonymous No.10411176]

>>10406224
A bretzel is supposed to be a snack nit a whole meal

Just like motherfuking pizza

[Anonymous No.10411177]

>>10410707
Wtf am i reading?

[Anonymous No.10411180]

>>10411176
Anon, pizza is not a snack. How fucking fat are you?

[Anonymous No.10412880]

>>10411177
you obviously cant read, lil nyukah.

[Anonymous No.10413072]

>>10409817
That may have been too subtle.

[Anonymous No.10413089]

>>10409281
>v-virgin
Found the roastie.

[Anonymous No.10413096]

>>10411177
stfu nigger

[Anonymous No.10413179]

>>10411177
Why the fuck would you not have a monopoly within your own establishment?

[Anonymous No.10413183]

>>10413179
meant to reply to >>10412880
>>10413096

[Anonymous No.10413280]

Good lord that fucking pretzel.

I saw a pretzel on the menu and assumed it was normal-sized, like the size of my hand. I told my brother-in-law to order one for me, then I went off to the bathroom. When I came back, he and my sister were holding the giant box and laughing their asses off. None of us could believe how huge that stupid thing was. The three of us couldn't finish it, and my sister was pregnant at the time.

I can't bring myself to order food or drink at the movies anymore. It's just too ridiculously huge.

[Anonymous No.10413300]

>>10409818
You live in Nelsonville...?

[Anonymous No.10413360]

>>10413183
stfu nigger

[Anonymous No.10413737]

>>10406433
Have to order the theater sponsored crab legs next time bucko

[Anonymous No.10413749]

>>10409579
they have to do this because they don't make shit off the ticket sales(the movie gets most of it)

a movie theater can't stay solvent without those concessions sales. if they were just jacking you for no reason and swimming in money as a result, plenty of people would come in and undercut them for easy money, but they don't, because it's not profitable otherwise

[Anonymous No.10413758]

>>10413749
>plenty of people would come in and undercut them for easy money
Just gonna set up a stand in the theater past the ticket booth?

[Anonymous No.10413772]

>>10406751
>>10409263
these

[Anonymous No.10413986]

>>10406224
classy post

[Anonymous No.10414035]

>>10406292
>banned purses
I go into movie theatres with huge ass bookbags
nobody ever says shit, stop living in a kike shithole

[Anonymous No.10414040]

>>10406224
is that your hand?

are you a girl?

-ryan asking for brett

[Anonymous No.10414052]

>>10406224
>third act of the movie.
What the fuck?
Did you travel back in time?
>the milf meal
What?
>Can we work together to limit this?
Start a change.gov petition faggot, has about the same chance of happnening as this group of malcontents getting off their asses.

[Anonymous No.10414062]

>>10413089
>roastie
Found the MGTOW.

[Anonymous No.10414081]

>>10409281
He meant all single women. Staceys vote how Chad tells em to.

[Anonymous No.10414131]

>>10406224
You have no right to use the phrase niggardry when you go watch nigger schlock like BP and buy cartoonishly large junk food at conflated prices on your own volition. I hope you get brain cancer.
>>10406387
>>10409451
I hope you get cervical, ovarian and breast cancer.
>>10406751
True. They're the reason why it seems no one can actually cook on this board to boot.

[Anonymous No.10414147]

>>10414131
>He doesn't know /pol/ is satire.
>He actually bought it.
Wew lad.

[Anonymous No.10414155]

>>10414147
Don't have to be a /pol/tard to hate niggers, you just have to live around them.

[Anonymous No.10414156]

You would never find a "Pretzel" in an actual Bavarian theater ...also, the only acceptable condimant on a Pretzel is just plain butter, or Obazda like pic related. There is also way too much salt on that Pretzel.

t. Bavarian

[Anonymous No.10414161]

>>10414155
Yeah, but if you grow up around trailer park white people you realize that it isn't races that are shitty, its human beings.

[Anonymous No.10414163]

>>10414161
>human beings
We were talking about niggers, stop trying to change the subject.

[Anonymous No.10414171]

>>10414163
>They aren't human.
Nice argument.
Completely disregard the point that all races can and are terrible to each other and even themselves in favor of not admitting fault.

[Anonymous No.10414177]

>>10414171
If it makes you feel any better I don't consider you to be human either.

[Anonymous No.10414182]

>>10414177
>I don't consider you to be human either.
Well, at least I have the numbers on my side.
I really can't wait until you fags get the balls to finally unite in a revolution so you find out exactly how outnumbered you are both ideologically and racially.

Funny thing is most of you believe the armed forces and police would be on your side when both entities are super diverse.

[Anonymous No.10414183]

>>10414156
>Obazda
This sounds delicious as fuck. I've never even heard of it before.

[Anonymous No.10414192]

>>10414182
Funny how you keep projecting your /pol/ boogeyman onto me just because I logically hate niggers. If I could press a button and wipe out every human and subhuman simultaneously I would do so in a heartbeat.

[Anonymous No.10414195]

>>10414192
>I just hate humans in general.
Ok, so why not just say that?

[Anonymous No.10414204]

>>10414195
It wouldn't have made you as butthurt.

[Anonymous No.10414208]

>>10414204
Fair point.
8/10
You earned it.

[LONELINESS No.10414497]

>>10406329
But I dont have any friends or family to go to cinema with

[Anonymous No.10414546]

>>10414183
>This sounds delicious as fuck. I've never even heard of it before.
It is. A classical very Bavarian spread/dip. You cut pretty ripe camembert or Brie cheese into medium chunks and stir it into any mix of warm butter and well whisked(!) milk curd you fancy. Then you season that mix with very finely diced onions, sweet paprika powder, salt, pepper, a dash of beer and caraway. It should be creamy, but on the firm side.

[Anonymous No.10414946]

>>10406743
>Americans literally cannot go without food for 2 hours
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Fatties.

[Anonymous No.10415013]

>>10406224
>this shit
>authentic

I hate americans so much when they do this.

[Anonymous No.10415042]

>>10409281
>the liberal roastie violently lashes out when criticized

[Anonymous No.10415046]

>>10414062
>insulting people who refuse to have sex with you
The roastie truly is a fascinating creature

[Anonymous No.10415050]

>>10414161
You're wrong.

[Anonymous No.10415080]

>>10415042
>liberal roastie
If there were any doubt of your virginity, you've removed it, incel.

[Anonymous No.10415177]

>>10415050
You sure told him off, trailer trash!

[Anonymous No.10415753]

>>10406224
>13 dollaridoos for a misshapen pretend pretzel

[Anonymous No.10415769]

>>10406241
...to introduce bacteria in your colon into the rest of your body and give you a life threatening infection?

[Anonymous No.10415779]

>>10410707

Just sneak food in, bruh.

[Anonymous No.10415797]

>>10409281
WTF how can you not understand basic English? Anon said
>not JUST women
>but ALL liberals
Anon made a remark about liberals IN GENERAL.

[Anonymous No.10415799]

>>10415177
I would rather live in a trailer than in the hood with niggers any day of the week, roastie.

[Anonymous No.10415807]

>>10409352
Pose as a feminist beta and I’m sure you could get into someone’s pants

[Anonymous No.10415811]

>>10415080
>reeeeee I won't we have sex with you I won't have sex with you I won't have sex with you
The only weapon the roastie has.
Tisk, smhtbqhfampidesu.

[Anonymous No.10415843]

>>10406224
>I decided that was too much food
After you ate it ALL - BY YOURSELF - in a span of less than 3 hours
>so it should be taken off the menu entirely
So because YOU decided to GORGE on a pretzel you said is the size of a pizza, NO ONE should be able to buy it whether they too want t eat the whole thing or share it with others?

This is bait right? Or are you really that victimized and dumb that you feel ashamed about eating the whole thing alone and so you want to rob others of enjoying it?

[Anonymous No.10415869]

>>10413749
This
>>10413758
LOL

[Anonymous No.10415892]

>>10414546
That does sound good. I suppose that’s the much classier rendition of cheese dip for a pretzel.

[Anonymous No.10416349]

>>10415797

English isn't your first language, is it?

[Anonymous No.10417136]

I wish this was a thing.