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I'm literally shaking right now, what the HELL am I in for brothers?

>> No.10388920

>>10388905
My first time I was like "mmm this is good"

>> No.10388931

I had just finished my paper route and settled down for some bread with tomato sauce deenz. It was "ok". Should have heated the deanz.

>> No.10388962

>>10388905

I was drunk and it was on a park bench at 2am and I lost my wallet and never came.

>> No.10388971
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>>10388905
Just ate it. It smelled a bit offputting when I opened the can, and it looked pretty bad.

But man the taste, it was deliciously fishy, with a pleasant mixture of saltiness and oilyness aswell. The texture was 10/10, the little fish bones look gross but they add a nice crunchiness

This has opened up a new world of small fish for me. I wonder what's up with mackerel? Or anchovies on pizza?

>> No.10388977

>>10388971

Anchovies are the height of canned fish, but are really nothing like sardines.

>> No.10388987
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>>10388977
What's a good type to buy? I dont think any pizza places near me have anchovies so I'm gonna make my own pie.

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10388989

>>10388905
You're in for good times, eat those on some saltines or if into sugar, ritz.
Sometimes I like putting a tin of those into some pasta or on a pizza, I think they're better than anchovies on pizza but no pizza joints offer sardines so I'll get a plain pizza or something with minimal ingredients then add my own toppings.

I don't have a proper huge oven to make a pizza on my own, it's a lot less expensive to get one one from the local joint on the same block where I live and then add my own toppings.

>> No.10388990

>>10388905
Those are quality deenz. You're in for a treat.

>> No.10388995

>>10388987
>>10388989

>> No.10389007

Over a week now with no deenz.
I miss the crunchy bones more than anything.

>> No.10389011

>>10388971
>>10388977
Damn I kinda want to try these now. Are the bones edible? Do they come with eyes and shit?

>> No.10389013

As a young lad, dad always topped his crackers with deenz and mustard. The flavor combo was next. Still the only way I can go in, but I'm trying these ones lately that add lemon juice and lightly smoke them.

>> No.10389020

>>10388971
Rather have some fresh mackeral desu

>> No.10389022

>>10388995
He was asking about anchovies you fucking fool.

>> No.10389036

>>10389007
Send me your address, I'll mail you some emergency deenz

>> No.10389038

>>10389011
Bones are edible (good for you too)

Most deenz I've seen are just the body of the fish, no head or tail, some have guts

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10389063

Same anon have had this can sitting on my desk for months haven't had the balls to crack it yet.

>> No.10389065

>>10389022
Actually if you look at OPs post it's a pic of sardines. Learn to read fucktard.

>> No.10389067

>>10389038
How similar to canned tuna and canned salmon is it? I eat the shit out of those

>> No.10389068

>>10389065

Different anon, but go back and read the thread.

>> No.10389070

>>10389063
Do it lad, do It tonight

We both know how these things go, you'll probably never eat them at this rate.

>> No.10389072

>>10389067
I've never tried canned salmon but i think if you like canned tuna you'll like these

Make sure to get the ones packed in oil

>> No.10389076

>>10389063

Those are pretty unoffensive to the uninitiated, though nothing special. I'd at least bust out some hot sauce, otherwise you'll probably wonder what all the fuss is about. Next time pick up some brisling/double layered, and not boneless.

>> No.10389084

Only fags bitch about soft bones in sardines, they're so soft that they're not noticed as bones. They're just part of the fishies. Fags probably pick them out too.

>> No.10389086

>>10389065
God, you're dumb. Read the fucking comment chain.

>>10388977
>Anchovies are the height of canned fish
>>10388987
>What's a good type to buy?

>> No.10389087

>>10389063
Get a load of this guy!
He doesn't eat King Oscar!

>> No.10389094

>>10389086
One thing to do is to buy an anchovy from some local pizza joint and when making the pizza sauce crush the anchovy into it.
I've found it to be less expensive to buy one from a local pizza joint then to buy a whole thing of anchovies and only use one when making sauce, then the others just go to waste.

>> No.10389102

>>10388987
That's harsh, where do you live?
I'm in NY and have never seen a local pizza joint that doesn't have anchovies as a pizza topping.

>> No.10389138

>>10389094

>one anchovy for an entire pizza

That's not even enough for a 99 cent Celeste.

>> No.10389183

>>10388905

>he doesnt just post in /deenz/ general

It is like, the one decent thread that has ever existed on this sIte

>> No.10389459

I got fucking memed. Threw out the whole shitty tin.

>> No.10389483

>>10389459

Back to the tendies you go, I guess.

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>>10389459
>memed
Retard.

>> No.10389509

>>10389487

>image.jpg

Why the fuck do you always have different yet generic file names for your always the same, dumb deutsch ass spam?

>> No.10389519

>>10388905
That's a mediocre brand. If you buy from them, get their mackerel in oil.

>> No.10389525

>>10389519

Also rotate it first.

>> No.10389529

>>10389509
use 4chan-x and filter the md5

>/GLYqqhv6jkAh2lqP+vQH9w==/

>> No.10389542
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10389542

>being a Deenz virgin

>> No.10389555

>>10389529

Oh god. I've been told to use 4chan x for years and finally added it but I'm drunk off my ass and have no idea what's going on. Too many things are going on right now. Just wanted to talk about canned fish.

>> No.10389586

Bought a mousepad with logos of different old school deenz brands at the canning museum, living the /deenz/ life to its full

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>>10389555 (Checked)
easy as AB3

and nothing of value goes unread

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>>10389555
>too drunk to configure filters
Retard

>> No.10389647

>>10389599

Thanks based non-vanilla 4chan anon. I always thought the native settings worked just fine, but this is like 4chan on adderall. I put it off out of laziness, but you've made me reconsider putting more effort into other aspects of my life, like setting up an appointment with my doctor to get more adderall.

>>10389625

Goodbye forever, dumb retard poster.

>> No.10389648

Friendly reminder that the tier list is as follows:

Bar Harbor > RainCoast > Wild Planet > King Oscar > Seasons > the rest > literal shit > Bumble Bee

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>>10389599

Any idea why I'm getting pic related when I refresh a page?

>> No.10389660

>>10389655
Christ, you really are hopeless!
Just configure the bloody thing like he showed you.

>> No.10389670

>>10389660

I don't know if I'm hopeless, but I am drunk as fuck. What did I miss? And what's that error message?

>> No.10389692

>>10389670
You've blocked your own connection to the MD source you muppet.
Reinstall and try again when your not drunk.

>> No.10389728 [DELETED] 

>>10389670
Delete your system32 folder and do a reboot.
You'll have to reinstall the X extension again though.

>> No.10389730
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>>10389692

Okay. I reinstalled and am getting the same error. I'm a cook and have no idea what I'm doing.

>> No.10389734

>>10389728
DO NOT DO THIS!

>> No.10389739

>>10389734

I've been here practically forever. Just because I haven't figured out how to into computers doesn't mean I'm a complete idiot.

>> No.10389810

Couldn't find any deenz in pajeetland grocer, but I got some white bread, mustard and mackerel. This ethnic shit is alright but theres only so much of it I can eat. Straight out of the can with sone salt or mustard sandwiches?

>> No.10389895

>>10389655
looks like it's trying to fetch data from mayhem's fork but he stopped taking care of it years ago. it's ccd0's baby now.

https://www.4chan-x.net
https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x

maybe you installed an older version?

>> No.10391793

>>10389895
Bump

>> No.10391800

>>10389102
Nevada.

I cant remember the last time I heard an Italian accent.

>> No.10391807

>>10389183
Why settle for a single thread? Let's just rename the board /deen/

>> No.10391810

>>10389542
No longer brother

>> No.10392125

>>10388920
huh?

>> No.10392131

>>10392125
Your better then this

>> No.10392233

>>10392131
I'm sorry im not the original huh poster but he wasn't on much and i saw the post he made in the water thread and it made me laugh. He gets me everytime

>> No.10392238

rye bread, toast to crisp

spread with generous butter

deenz arranged alternating head to tail

thank me later.

>> No.10392287

>>10389067
Don't listen to the other guy, canned sardines are nothing like canned tuna. The sardines are about 20x stronger on the pungent, fishy scale.

Eat some tuna in a confined office space and your coworkers will talk behind your back and be offended. Open up a can of sardines and they will outright tell you not to do that again

>> No.10392293

>>10389459
I managed to eat about 2 and a half of mine (on saltines) and realized that this must be something that appeals to people that ate a shit ton of fish growing up or fish is very popular in their country

>> No.10392343

>>10388989
i had these the first time eating sardines. I hated it and only at 2. weeks later I somehow felt like I could handle it, so I bought some more and it was pretty good. Now I can even enjoy dollar store sardines. Canned herring and smoked oysters are my favorites though. Shit is SO cash with some hot sauce.

>> No.10392358

>>10392233
Yeah. He's a funny one.

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10392415

Hey /deen/ers. This is my first can of deenz. Ate one already... was alright. I don't know if I will finish these last two. The bones are offputting.

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>>10388987
The undisputed god emperor of deens

>> No.10392480

>>10392293
Fish appeals to people who like fish. Piercing observation. Did you expect it to taste like cheeseburgers?

>> No.10392491

>>10388905
Made my stomach roll and churn like i'd eaten something spoiled. Wondering if i'm just a bitch or if they had somehow gone bad in the can?

>> No.10392492

>>10392415
Put them on crackers the crunch will make you forget about the bones

>> No.10392516

>>10389625
is this the only board you post on?

>> No.10392530

>>10388905
Love 'em, smoked oysters, mussels, clams. Won;t eat it now unless someone offers it to me. I am smart enough to avoid fukushima radiation and chemtrail waste.

>> No.10392553

>>10392516
Nowadays, yes. And usually only /deenz/ threads, too.

>> No.10392572

>>10392553
Won't be long before vleddit/fb fugees kill this entire site with their abhorrent normalfaggotry.

>> No.10392573

>>10392465
>Kosher for Passover

Yeah I bet you would love that brand, Shlomo.

>> No.10392593
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10392593

/fit/ has been advocating sardines for like 4 years. Where have you people been?

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10392621

I like a pan bagnat with anchovy, sardine, hard boiled egg, arugula, red onion, tomato, basil or other herbs, olive oil and maybe some sliced jalepeno if I want some spice, all on a crusty bread.

>> No.10392702

>>10392530
>I am smart enough to avoid fukushima radiation and chemtrail waste
>unless someone offers it to me

Please eat one (1) Chernobyl.

>> No.10392706

>>10392343

Smoked oysters on saltines with hot sauce and a bottle of bourbon is the shit.

>> No.10392713

>>10392573
>eating ?"non-kosher"? deenz with ?"pig-oil"?

What garbage deenz do you eat that aren't inherently kosher shitskin?

>> No.10392720

>>10392530

You know fukushima is in on a completely different ocean, basically on the other side of the planet from where most sardines are harvested, right?

>> No.10392728

>>10392593

They picked up in popularity after Alton did his weight loss episode where he put sardines and avocado on toast. That was more than 4 years ago, and /ck/ has been advocating deenz since before that.

>> No.10392826

>>10392343
>smoked oysters
My fucking nigga. I hope my brand doesn't get shifted to China.