al/ck

[Anonymous No.10382837]

i have the shakes and im lonely edition

[Anonymous No.10382843]

What kind of shakes? Banana? Strawberry? Cookies n creme?

[Anonymous No.10382860]

I went to the park yesterday with most of my coworkers to play baseball and after having been drinking all day plus more at the park. I blacked out. I lost like 5 hours. I came to wandering the streets and without my bag. I wonder what the fuck they're going to tell me on monday cause I've been to embarrassed to ask any of them.
I hope i didn't get into any arguments.
But i probably need help because I black out and turn into someone else when i drink too much but idk man

[Anonymous No.10382866]

Bad nights my dude. The dreams are enough to quit right away. But tonight is family night. I might not make it

[Anonymous No.10382869]

i have 6 space queens i got when i went to taco bell but im trying to sleep and im cold

[Anonymous No.10382872]

>no silhouette
Dropped. Someone start a proper thread pls

[Anonymous No.10382882]

i love you all, we're allgonna make it

[Anonymous No.10382888]

>>10382872
suck my dick its my first time making an alck thread i didn t know the sihloutette was thing lik e is aid come aot em

[Anonymous No.10382892]

Down it faggot

[Anonymous No.10382895]

i have smirnoff left tho its time to drink it

[Anonymous No.10382962]

>>10382888
i think its time to go to bed, bud

[Anonymous No.10382970]

i drank a liter straight till the bottle was empty
id advise you do the same

[Anonymous No.10383005]

>>10382970
already there bud, still got .75 liters to go. honestly thinking about just slitting my wrist and getting out of this hell hole. girl ive been dating for the past 7 years has a mom who is breaking up with her bf and acts like she cant live on her own, i dont want to live with her and im going to be miserable regardless, wish i never discovered how much i love alcohol. I dont know what to do with myself. Saddest part is im only 21 years old, been on an 8 month binge, cant seem to find a way out. im socially awkward, lost all my friend. what the fuck is the point of life.

[Anonymous No.10383025]

>>10382962
my space bar doesntwo rk >>10382970
just a liter lol ive gone thru one today bud

[Anonymous No.10383033]

>>10383005
u think youre socially awkward ome to washington state
its the wors plcace in sua nad makes me want to move the to south

[Anonymous No.10383046]

>>10383033
i wish i wasnt dude, main cause of my depression, i literaly do no know how to interact with another human being becuase i cant think of anything other than the same bullshit conversations, (where ya work, you in school? cool haha what are you goin for) I want to end it anon.

[Anonymous No.10383049]

>>10383025
it seems like its working, dude. take a typing class while you at it holy shit

[Anonymous No.10383064]

>>10383046
>where you work where you from where you go to school what you study
i'm 23
i get to the point where i'm good at talking before that about shit, if that makes sense, but if i'm 1-on-1 and the convo stops i get awkward as shit i used to be able to ask questions like that but i don't anymore, and its some other level of anxiety shit about asking that shit
i feel like when i ask questions about people they will suspect im a sociopath or some shit,

[Anonymous No.10383074]

>>10383064
youre not, its just general small talk,i just never got how people are able to naturally able to talk out of their ass. I wish i could be like that but same as you, i get bad anxiety and kinda just lock up, feels like i cant get anywhere anymore, especially cause i lost all the friend ive had due to me being a fucking drunk all the time

[Anonymous No.10383088]

>>10383074
>natrually talk out their ass
i run my mouth, its a problem, sober and worse drunk
i wish i could just shut the fuck up and say normal things and say too much, i've only ever had 1 person call me on it but AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.10383098]

I got the shits

[Anonymous No.10383103]

>>10383088
it isnt a bad thing anon, just means youre not a boring piece of shit like me
I got so many skills, cooking, woodworking, gardening, and im a diy mechanic. All things valuable to someone but the conversation part is what gets me. If i were to start a new relationship i know itd be doomed from the beginning cause she'd get bored of me. Im surprised how this girl has pt up with me for 7 years, shes getting sick of my drinking because we argue, i know it will end anyway. im not living with her fucking incompentent mother till she dies.

[Anonymous No.10383106]

>>10383088
what do you genrally talk about though?

[Anonymous No.10383116]

>>10383005
if her mother can't keep a relationship, chances are that she can't as well. She never witnessed the hardship of putting effort in a relationship.

[Anonymous No.10383117]

>>10383106
with dudes, usually about music, whatever other people are talking about if i can add to it, thats the part really
with women its a lot of friendly shit talking
>>10383103
and my only skills are singing, basic work skills (money handling and janitorial) and manic driving long distances, my HS career aptitude test pegged me as a trucker

[Anonymous No.10383119]

>>10383116
i think this post just solved my life

t. mommy issues, but not the kind you think i'd have

[Anonymous No.10383129]

>>10383116
thats what im feeling, she is completlely dependent on her cause she pays her bills, only works 15 hours a wek at max, feels like im just gonna be the one taking care of her if not her mother. i love her so much but i dont think i can do this the rest of my life.
shes got no ambition, no dreams. i want to travel the world see shit i havent seen before, but she wants to basically suckle on her moms nip

[Anonymous No.10383133]

>>10383119
explain bro, we are here for you. venting is the best outlet to make you realize shit.

[Anonymous No.10383154]

>>10383133
WELL
so i got a lot of money from E.Coli in 94
recently when as i had colorado, my mother had been talking about selling her house for like a year. i own a place in washington, at the time i had left and told her STFU, sell your place, and live in my house until you find a new place to stay

2 evictions and fighting off a new stepdad AND stepbrother later, I am down 30,000 USD in vehicles as a conservative estimate and, since i was told i'd be paid rent, like probably 5,000 USD IN rent, these are all conservative estimates

and the worst part is these fucking people talk about money 24/7, the money part isn't what i care about it was the blatant disrespect i was shown. You DO NOT talk about "my floors" at a house party when you are not paying rent and trying to pull a short one to convince me that you are paying rent fuck's sake, i can smell that shit.. i can only talk shit about it because i feel mathematically justified

i'm gonna go outside and have a smoke instead of shitting up my stepbrother's facebook, i am angry and sick to my fuckign stomach

[Anonymous No.10383169]

>>10383154
why are you paying rent when its your place and youre offering them hospice? Seems kinda fucked. And thats probably best, keep your friends close and enemies closer, dont burn bridges. Ill be here if you want to talk some more when you get back anon.

[Anonymous No.10383178]

>>10383154
Plus why the fuck isnt that stepdaddy paying rent, free loading cunts if you ask me. take whats yours, cause they are definitley taking advantage of you

[Anonymous No.10383202]

>>10383169
>>10383178
no my mother and everyone were freeloading cunts, i just was saying to myself "oh its family money doesn't matter" i wasnt paying rent, i half shaking and buzzed aggggh fuck

they're all long gone. i got some faggot who knows my roommate who "moved in" a month ago who'se about to get a rude awakening on the 4th. gonna geta late april fools joke

i'm fucking done, i've got tow straps, and i want to be an actual alchy atm

my hearts racing but i have booze still so its all good

[Anonymous No.10383237]

>>10383202
Man just quit.
Take a shot and taper off, its for your own good man.
Im 21 and im in a spot that most middle aged dudes want to be in. save yourself, get out of this hell hole

[Anonymous No.10383256]

>>10383237
you keep booze around so you can taper off!
no, i want to quit, a post here a couple days ago made me so sad it became a bipolar depression thing

i want to quit i just need to get out of my life for a minute. i want to get sober for a month and then try to go to school abroad, answer some questions, get the fuck out of america for a minute

if i keep this up till my thirties im gonna have a good and look like brendan frazer

[Anonymous No.10383259]

>>10383256
*gonna have a gut, not good lol

[Anonymous No.10383296]

Sorry for shitty blog beforehand so don't complain if you read.
Last week has been absolutely awful. Had to finish a +120 pages paper for work. Have been awake till 9 in the morning, slept 3 hours, back at it again. On top of that I became fucking sick. My body told me to stop working all the time but this was important and the dead line was set. Got it done late yesterday evening and send it last minute so to speak. Fell asleep like a child or rather like a dead. It's at one o'clock in the afternoon now. Feel healthy again. Managed to buy two big crates of beer somehow yesterday while I almost caused an accident due to sleep deprivation and drowsiness. But official holidays will come so no store is open. Next week will be completely free.

Opening first beer of the day. The world is mine.

[Anonymous No.10383301]

>>10383296

whats ur favorite song

[Anonymous No.10383316]

ok this 4chan joke is gay is fuck i miss /mtv/ and /litfit/ and /pol/ combined with the mlp board

FUCK YOU GOOK MOOT FUCK CHINA UR COUNTRY CAN SUCK MY FUCKING COCK THIS IS NOT A COMFY APRIL FOOLS I CANT SHITPOST ON /TV/ BECAUSE TV IS FOCUSED ON THIS GAY TEAM ShiT WELL IM GONNA QUAD TEAM U GOOK MOOT ME AND MY NIGGAS HOPE YOUVE BEEN SPREADING YOUR CHEEKS CUT U NEED A LITTLE BIT OF WIGGLE ROOM MY NIGGA

[Anonymous No.10383509]

time to keep drinking until i get tired enough to where i can pass out sleep sober just with zzzquilllll

[Anonymous No.10383747]

>>10382843
Mini mint

[Anonymous No.10383788]

>>10383747
I think you meant creme

[Anonymous No.10383799]

>>10382860
doesnt sound very good.

[Anonymous No.10383891]

>>10383301
I have many and listen to all kinds of genres. Well I listen a lot less to music growing older but it's something that makes life still interesting. Weirdly enough if I had to choose an all time favourite it would be Theme of Laura from Silent Hill 2.

[Anonymous No.10383925]

>>10383891
Oh, and Nas - The World is Yours of course.

[Anonymous No.10383954]

>>10383891
>theme of laura
was bretty good wasnt expecting that
haven't listened to the other one yet its cigarette time

[Anonymous No.10383965]

>>10383891
>Theme of Laura

This is the only theme of Laura I need
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khMlcTE7lw8

[Anonymous No.10383976]

I think i'll have 3 beers tonight and some weed again (to sleep) Want to see if i'm still graving alcohol as soon as a i start drinking for one day or if i can just control it.

[Anonymous No.10383987]

>>10383976
see you after your bender

[Anonymous No.10384079]

>>10383965
Nice tune, goes slow but really enjoyed it.

[Anonymous No.10384278]

Well I haven’t drank alcohol in two weeks and somehow my perspective changed (it never did before during sobertimes). Now getting drunk seems disgusting to me. I had some wine during Easter dinner and no desire to drink more. Somehow I associate it with hangovers and shame this time, instead of the good times. Hopefully this will last, though not terribly likely

[Anonymous No.10384322]

>>10384278
It might. I used to drink to blackout night after night but when I hit my late twenties i suddenly stopped craving alcohol like I used to. It might be physiological, something to do with growing older.

[Anonymous No.10384359]

>>10383925
>Nas - The World is Yours
good shit

[Anonymous No.10384369]

>>10384322
what are you replacing it with?
I am 27 and all I do is work an drink and dream about owning a cat, but as a former neet, what the fuck do people do when they are not working?

[Anonymous No.10384372]

my dad killed himself when ii was in jr high

[Anonymous No.10384384]

>>10384322
hmm, we’ll see, forcing sobriety sometimes has a whiplash effect, so I’m not worrying too much, just enjoying my life. It just feels natural, it’s not that I’m fighting cravings, they’re just not there

[Anonymous No.10384400]

>>10383098
This anon gets it.

[Anonymous No.10384414]

Chocolate shakes I hope

I woke up today with energy and I don't know why. I drank a little less than usual. Maybe that's all it takes now.

[Anonymous No.10384471]

>tfw you have shakes and a BAC

[Anonymous No.10384689]

>>10383005
You obviously have the strength within you to conquer the situation if you just get over it and nut up faggot

[Anonymous No.10384912]

I don't even know why I keep doing it, it's now only on weekends, but every time I drink the next day is full of cringe flashbacks
how do stop them? I'm feeling embarrassed for things that happened 5 or more years ago

[Anonymous No.10384936]

Can someone explain what this team shit is, getting pretty annoyed actually, can't browse any boards

[Anonymous No.10384945]

>>10384369
As a neet for life i can tell you life consists out of sleeping, gaming, doing drugs, mediocre friendships, no gf (obvious one) and constantly having ugly girls wanna hook up with you, but you just want fuck, but after a while its not worth it so you just jack off to crazier shit every day.

[Anonymous No.10384949]

So what's the best beer in the world? Let me think for a moment....
Oh wait, that's right! Its Pabst Blue Ribbon!

[Anonymous No.10384958]

>>10384936
it's made /tv/ completely useless, the bbc choco posting was good

i can half see and am very stoned but also withdrawing

[Anonymous No.10384961]

>intentionally cut back on the drinking so I can be sober for Easter dinner with the family
>they decide to dinner in the morning, and call me with 5 minutes notice
Back to the bottle I go, jackasses.

[Anonymous No.10384972]

>>10384961
>tfw dont even know if its actually easter or a huge april fools joke anymore

heres to the hypothetical resurrection of christ

[Anonymous No.10384990]

>>10384949

You're not being ironic or amusing. You're just being offensive.

[Anonymous No.10385227]

why does gin smell nice but taste so bad?

[Anonymous No.10385240]

>four liters of bourbon last week
>shake my way through Friday and Saturday
>liquid shit bomb day today

So I think I'm going to do a month no drink. I know days from now I'm gunna feel awesome and want to drink. I'm just gunna suffer through it.

[Anonymous No.10385330]

who here drunk at12:AM and out tof lachoohol

[Anonymous No.10385422]

Can't drink cause I'm at my mum's tonight, could fucking murder one. I know I'm going to trash myself when I get home tomorrow

[Anonymous No.10385510]

Team Peep in this motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.10385604]

lads I need advice....


I've been in love with this woman I work with (well technically I'm her supervisor) for about 7 years.

>couple weeks ago
>family/employee get together (I work for my families business)
>I'm drunk as usual
>she's there, She's drinking but not as drunk as I
>were talking, long story short I confess that I've been in love with her for years
>she obviously doesn't feel the same from her reaction
>takes an uber and leaves
>I act professional around her at work, Don't even talk to her unless required

Fast forward to today

>usual family easter shit with my family
>I don't feel like that annoying bullshit
>drink at home then uber to my (closed) work
>drinking vodka and finishing shit up so I don't have to work the next day
>suddenly cell phone rings
>it's her
>wtf
>answer it
>"hey I saw a light was on at ____, Are you there or should I call someone else to go turn it off?"
>no It's me
>"oh...Are you doing alright?"
>I'm fine, I gotta go
>"can i come see you?"
>do whatever you want Emily, I can't stop you from going to work on your day off
>she comes in and starts talking to me
>forgot to hide the vodka handle, fuck
>she sees it
>tells me she cares about me a lot, then says she has to go. Her family is waiting
>tries to hug me goodbye but I say "that's not professional I'm sorry"


what the actual fuck, Why the fuck do women fuck with men's minds like this?


This just fucked me up even more then I already was.

[Anonymous No.10385643]

>>10385227
No one knows

[Anonymous No.10385650]

>>10383891
>Well I listen a lot less to music growing older
iktf, I feel bad about it, like I'm a more shallow person

[Anonymous No.10385653]

>>10385604
she isnt doing anything. youre being passive aggressive and defeatist based on interpretted reactions, but nothing tangible. she hasnt even said shes not into you. you based your decisions on your drunk interpretation.

keep trying mate. there is always hope. treat her with love, and have faith that you can do it.

also cut down on the drinking. chicks really dont dig that.

[Anonymous No.10385658]

>>10385653
Sorry man, I'm drunk. I forgot to mention she is married

[Anonymous No.10385679]

>>10385658
well, if you love her, id follow her advice and correct the drinking issue. otherwise, youre the one fuckign with her emotions. married or not, you ought to think of the people you care about.

[Anonymous No.10385703]

>>10385650
this, desu senpai
music doesn't have the same deep impact

[Anonymous No.10385707]

>>10385679
The thing is I used to pay so much attention to her befor e I confessed to her I was deeply in love with her.

Then after that, I stopped paying attention to her or speaking to her at work unless it was work related.

Now she wants to act like she cares about me and wants to try hugging on me and texting/calling me about dumb shit that really is not important (like a fucking light being on at my office, or that there is a birds nest on the security light outside the building). She' tried to hug me 3 times since 2 weeks ago when I told her I was in love with her.

It's like she liked the attention I used to give her and now that I'm not paying attention to her...She needs it. Or some type of physical closeness with me.

It fucks with your mind....I try to put this woman out of my mind and all she does is text me, call me, or try to hug on me...in a professional setting where that is not appropriate.

[Anonymous No.10385731]

>>10385707
maybe she wants to have an affair with you, in any case it sounds like a bad situation and you should have just gotten over it. This is the kind of shit that ends in a murder suicide

And you obviously care about this, because it fuels your fantasy. I realized that we all end up where we want to be, or we're destined to, if you will, based on our upbringing. I suggest you watch the Sopranos, it's like a bible

[Anonymous No.10385733]

Thinking about using my everclear to make something drinkable. Equal parts honey/lemon juice/everclear?

[Anonymous No.10385736]

>>10385731
I'll check it out.

Thanks for the solid advice

[Anonymous No.10385739]

>>10385707
come on now buddy you're the one who got hammered and confessed your love to a married woman, the 'unprofessional' cat is out of the bag now. you'll do yourself no favours turning it around on her and getting all bitter

[Anonymous No.10385742]

>>10385707
also, what did you expect when you confessed? If you want her not to be closer to you, you should have remained silent, if you wanted to take it further it sounds like it's moving forward
Also she probably just sees you're fucked up and wants to help you

[Anonymous No.10385757]

>>10385739
It's unprofessional if it happens at work. She was not at work, Nor was I. Nor was she on the clock, It was a personal get together at my families house...I did not hug her because we were at work....

So based on your logic, It's unprofessional of you to drink right this moment.

[Anonymous No.10385766]

>>10385731
it appears he got over it, and is now upset that shes noticed hes a drunk and is trying to bring some sort of light into his life.
but of course, it seems all he can do is blame others for his problems, and think with his dick.

he got drunk, confessed to her, she realized how drunk he was/is, and is now aware of the issue, and is trying her level best to convince him to show up drunk to work less often.

of cours,e he thinks shes being a tease because hes either drunk, or thick.

desu, im getting vibes love had nothing to do with it, and hes just looking to get his dick wet.

dudes gotta drink less before he really fucks up, and everyone stops giving a shit about him.

[Anonymous No.10385777]

>>10385733
i heard you can infuse weed and everclear and my oh my would i like to try a sip of that.

[Anonymous No.10385778]

>>10385757
Was it professional to have a handle of vodka at work? Isn't hugging just a normal hello/good-bye in US like it is in most of Europe?

Sounds like you're cucking yourself because that's what you actually subconsciously want to do it. Speaking from experience, I have the same self-defeating pattern of interacting with women

[Anonymous No.10385789]

>>10385757
you're gonna fuck yourself over m80, I'd drop the self-justification if I were you. honestly

[Anonymous No.10385790]

>>10385778
I am an owner, What I want to do when the business is closed is my business. If I want to pull my motorcycle in the lobby and take it completely apart after hours...I can do that.

It would be unprofessional to drink a handle of vodka DURING work hours.

What I do when no one is there is at my discretion, If I want to do it... I do it. If I dont, I don't.


I honestly don't know if it's normal to hug women who you work with. I can never tell, So I just don't do it.

I don't hug any women I'm not related to or fucking

[Anonymous No.10385843]

how bad is this post? why am I posting this

[Anonymous No.10385861]

>>10385843
What does that image even mean

[Anonymous No.10385862]

tool vodka

[Anonymous No.10385873]

>>10385861
shame and autism

[Anonymous No.10386006]

>>10385778
>Isn't hugging just a normal hello/good-bye in US like it is in most of Europe?
In Europe it isn't common in any professional environment, same way faire la bise is usually amongest close friends in France.

[Anonymous No.10386052]

Hey alcoholics, I've got a query. I store my alcohol in my room. No sunlight, during daytime the temperature is around 26-32 here, but it doesn't get extremely hot. I turn on air conditioning at nighttime though.

Would this daily change in temperature affect my unopened stash of alcohol? I'm a little worried about the quality of my drinks.

[Anonymous No.10386123]

>>10386052
Well it depends on the type of booze you have. Generally those temps are too hot for most kinds of booze for long term storage. What exactly do you store, and protecting them from (UV) light is certainly smart.

[Anonymous No.10386147]

>>10386052
Dude, if you're hiding boozd in your closet you'd drink sterno if it came down to it.

[Anonymous No.10386409]

>tfw overwhelming compulsion to text the girl I like drunk things that are useless, despite the fact I have nothing to say
>just want to have her attention for a bit even though it'll probably dampen the actual decent conversations we have if we have a pointless boring talk

CONVINCE ME IT'S A BAD IDEA

[Anonymous No.10386650]

There's 2 bars, each one with a waitress that I'd want to meet.
How good/bad idea is to try flirt with any of them?

[Anonymous No.10386833]

>>10382860
I've never understood this, when I black out I'm the exact same person, maybe slightly meaner.

[Anonymous No.10386857]

think im like a month sober
working 6 days a week 12 hours a day in a remote place at least lets my liver heal a bit

[Anonymous No.10386896]

>>10386650
They just want your money. Most likely they already have boyfriends who look better than you. They flirt and touch you so you could give them nice tips.

[Anonymous No.10386904]

>>10386857
At least you must be making insane money. 865/week here assuming I work a full 5 day week.

[Anonymous No.10386911]

>>10386904
after getting raped by taxes it's about 15-1600 a week, not sure how long this job will go on for though or when i will work next

[Anonymous No.10386931]

>>10386896
I don't think they would look better than me tbqh.

[Anonymous No.10386939]

team mini bitching as usual.

[Anonymous No.10387007]

>>10386833

Some of us are pretending to be who we think others want us to be when we're sober because we don't know how to be who we are.

[Anonymous No.10387184]

>>10385707
Women are the devil m8
Listen well: https://youtu.be/JOF0i4I8EcA

[Anonymous No.10387328]

>Rose Apple Cider
>Days without Strongbow being a bigger disappointment than I am to my mother: 0

[Anonymous No.10387331]

Bout to go out for some mixed drinks

[Anonymous No.10387355]

>>10387331
what's yr drink of choice?

[Anonymous No.10387386]

For those that remember from the last thread, I went to urgent care after injuring my hand opening a beer bottle on Friday. Turns out it's a hairline fracture

WTF

[Anonymous No.10387428]

>>10382837

currently am drinking a pint of vanilla extract :( can't get beer or liqour tonight.

[Anonymous No.10387451]

>>10387428
>can't get beer or liqour tonight.
piss poor planning lad
why not though

[Anonymous No.10387453]

All that I feel is pain and yet I keep going. On and on and on. All that I see is pain and yet I keep going. Back and back and back. All that I know is pain and yet I keep going. Nowhere and nowhere and nowhere. All that we have is pain and yet we keep going. Somewhere and somewhere and somewhere.

[Anonymous No.10387494]

>>10387428
>he doesn't keep at least 6 reserve handles in his basement incase of an EMP or natural disaster
>living in a time of constant risk of WW3
>wanting to die sober
>current year


You deserve the suffering for piss poor planning

[Anonymous No.10387499]

boohoo

[Anonymous No.10387507]

>>10387451

Ridiculously broke right now. I did the old look around the house 20 times for enough change to buy a few and I have 10 cents in total lol

I had a bit of wine earlier, so thats good. here on out is extract though.

[Anonymous No.10387523]

>>10387507
extract is probably more expensive than booze, hope you got some cash flow coming in soon bud

[Anonymous No.10387535]

>>10387523

Yeah it is. I scavenged around the house for anything that could give me a bit of a buzzed and found an old pint bottle of extract. I get paid on tuesday, so I'll treat myself to something nice.

[Anonymous No.10387762]

>>10382860
Well, what did they say you dumb drunk?

[Anonymous No.10387814]

i went to a party and got ridiculously fucked up yesterday. still managed better than my friend who went through a window

[Anonymous No.10387877]

>>10387814
F

[Anonymous No.10387953]

>>10387762
I'll update tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.10388022]

>>10387386
you also said you got a bunch of cuts from trying to open a bottle with a bic lighter. Are you made of glass or something? wtf

[Anonymous No.10388090]

>drink 13 beers and 7 shots in 11 hours
>11pm now
>feel mildy buzzed, Not even close to drunk enough to sleep


God damn fucking tolerance....I remember when a six pack had me feeling good

[Anonymous No.10388231]

>>10387535
go donate plasma. quick cash. not fun or pleasant but its quick cash.

biolife and BPL are two major places.

[Anonymous No.10388382]

>>10387007
thanks for the insight dude

blacking out a year ago was fun, drunk texting was funny with plenty of fun things to say, and my wife telling me the next morning I was "acting weird in the kitchen" and explaining to her that I was watching POV war videos and my mind got a little too easy

now I just drink on weekends just to be in solitude and darkness, and blacking out just means taking a piss and going to sleep

[Anonymous No.10388396]

>>10383005
>has had a gf from the age of 14 to 21
>bitches on the internet

You know what, go slit them, you insufferable cunt. You're living the dream, and still manage to whine about it.

[Anonymous No.10388425]

I went on drunken rampages both nights this weekend. Does anybody else get a huge twang of guilt for a few days after they hit *that* level? The one beyond drunk, beyond blackout, but punch drunk blackout retarded. I didn't even do anything stupid (besides spill my RL info to an internet pal, but I trust him). I just feel guilty when it happens. I blackout often enough, but it's when I go full beligerent with no respect for the next day's hangover, that I feel guilty. I have had 2 sober nights in 2018. I set up my new weight rack today. Tomorrow, I start lifting again after 3 months off, so I'm hoping that this will get me to cut off the sauce again.

I also really miss my only, despite being 23, ex. It's been 2 years, and she had a baby. But I miss her :( I've never connected like that with *anybody* in my life. I went on 2 dates after her, this year, with 1 girl. We didn't do anything, didn't start a relationship, and it was a fucking shoah of a shitshow bad. I can't feel anything for anybody anymore.

[Anonymous No.10388429]

>>10382837
Muh dic

[Anonymous No.10388453]

>>10385731
You're going to end up on discovery id....this episode....when workplace romances go bad

[Anonymous No.10388474]

>>10388425

>beyond drunk, beyond blackout, but punch drunk blackout retarded
>fucked around on the internet and regretted it the next day

Dude...

But I can relate to you about the gf thing. My drinking got really bad after she broke up with me after ~8 years and I realized I didn't have anyone, or know how to meet anyone, and that I probably wasn't going to stumble across an ivy league girl I found attractive who also had the exact same sense of humor as me, which is what she was, but I wasn't ready to get married and have kids because I was between things and drinking kind of a lot.

[Anonymous No.10388475]

>>10386409
you will regret it tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.10388542]

Guys, I'm running out of whisky and the liquor store is closed today. What do

[Anonymous No.10388566]

>>10388542
huff gasoline

[Anonymous No.10388580]

>not browsing long enough to know about the silhouettes
>proceeds anyway
>complains spacebardoesntwork

[Anonymous No.10388593]

>>10388542

No true al/ck/ doesn't plan ahead.

[Anonymous No.10388595]

no money or booze left. it's going to be a very long, sleepless night.

i'm watching 12 oz mouse to kill the time, it's pretty entertaining.

[Anonymous No.10388605]

>>10382860
this is why you dont fraternize with coworkers
especially ones you suspect might be cunts and leave you out in the cold

[Anonymous No.10388608]

>>10388593
I bought two 60s and stayed up all night until noon.

[Anonymous No.10388618]

>>10386650
you should be casually flirting with all of them anyway. ask them if their piercing hurt/what their tattoo means

[Anonymous No.10388620]

>>10388231
>BioJew in my area reduced the pay to $20 a pop
Fuck em, used to be $35 the first time per week then $50 the second, I'd be there as often as possible to collect.
I can't be assed for just $20, that's less than half of what it used to be.

[Anonymous No.10388655]

started the year with a massive clonazolam addiction
tapering now. finally down to 2mg of xanax a day. cutting to 1mg next week. this is hell, worse than alcohol withdrawal.

[Anonymous No.10388748]

>downed 2 bottles of wine 2 hours ago
>could probably drive a car now
Fuck

[Anonymous No.10388750]

I havent eaten since friday night

[Anonymous No.10388755]

Thread song for my buds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-YhWpfFlxc

Love you all

[Anonymous No.10388784]

>>10388542
Travel back in time and start a batch of jenkem

[Anonymous No.10388831]

>mom asked if I thought I drank too much while riding in the car a few days ago
Holy shit I hate those awkward trapped in the car conversations.

[Anonymous No.10388844]

>>10388750

>42 ounce Steel Reserve

My standard. $2.25 at the closest Walmart. They'll be the death of me.

[Anonymous No.10388845]

>>10388620
Huh? Mines 25-45-50 then 55 to the end of the month. Hopefully some jobs come through, I can deal with being a drunk but hate looking like a straight up junkie.

[Anonymous No.10388851]

>>10388845
why do they pay more for each subsequent donation?
also it's illegal in leafland to sell blood/plasma, seems like a decent way to make quick cash though im sure the health effects are horrible

[Anonymous No.10388852]

>>10388845
Oops, I do biomat not biolife my bad.

[Anonymous No.10388857]

>>10388851
American health care pretty sure. Give incentive to come back so they can sell them for $3000. Pretty sure that's what I overheard at least.

[Anonymous No.10388870]

>>10388620
Plasma here in VA is operated by octapharma.
Used to be 35-50
Now 20-35. I feel the pain bro

[Anonymous No.10388882]

>>10388831

My mom usually just says, "ugh, you smell like vodka". It's usually pretty early in the day whenever we get together.

[Anonymous No.10388924]

>>10388882
>Ya mom, I've already been drinking.
Turn it from awkward for you to awkward for her. If she turns it accusatory, just say "Ya, that's true" to the most ridiculous accusation she makes. These conversations will go away quickly, anon.

[Anonymous No.10388950]

>>10388924

Eh, she picked me up and drove me to doctors and other professionals for around 6 months and was under the impression that I was tapering and only drinking a couple beers a few nights a week. I have a job and my own place, but was in pretty bad shape when I moved back to my hometown a couple years ago out of a lack of anywhere else to go. She has something of an idea of how bad things were, though she dropped in once and I had a couple weeks worth of bottles strewn around and had to convince her that it was a few months worth and that I kept forgetting to take out the recycling, when in reality I pretty much filled the can every week.

[Anonymous No.10388954]

>>10388950
So either you want to take my advice or not, why the fuck did you post your blog shit here either way?

[Anonymous No.10388965]

>>10388954

I posted what I posted to explain why your advice wouldn't work in my situation. And because I'm drunk. And team peanut butter.

[Anonymous No.10388976]

>>10388965
>and team
Wow you actually cared about that shit? On an anonymous website? Holy fuck, anon...

[Anonymous No.10388980]

AHHHHHHHHHHBBHHH I fucking hate waking up 4 hours after going to bed loaded and being unable to go back to sleep . What do you guys do for this? It's been 3 hours and have a 10 hour shift 4 hours from now.

[Anonymous No.10388981]

>>10388980
Smoke weed, obviously. Weed is the best counter to alk.

[Anonymous No.10388992]

>>10388976

It was my day off and I pretty much just drink and fuck around on the internet. I posted OC right before it started and it was almost immediately pruned. There wasn't much choice other than to go along with it; much better than last year when the board was essentially deleted. Also nice that the April fools joke was /ck/ related.

[Anonymous No.10389005]

>>10387386
KEK haven't laughed that hard in a while. How do you open beer cans?

[Anonymous No.10389267]

two solid months high, no drink. if i wake in the night after drinking, i either immediately get drunk again or i feel like i'm dying, either way i feel like shit. last night though i woke, had a midnight snack composed of an entire re-heated roast dinner, fapped twice over sophie turner, got extremely high and chuckled over youtube for an hour, before melting back into a soothing, satisfying sleep.

[Anonymous No.10389289]

>>10386123
Wine, whiskey, some spirits. They're in the closet now.

[Anonymous No.10389311]

>>10389267
>fapped twice over sophie turner

What specifically did you fap to?

[Anonymous No.10389330]

>>10389311
Her bob and vagenes

[Anonymous No.10389333]

>>10389330

The fuck? Is that really Sansa?

>what board am i on again?

[Anonymous No.10389349]

why not just stop drinking?

[Anonymous No.10389373]

>>10382837
I LOVE COCONUT RUM! :^)
Shit got me so hammered i don't remember shit from Saturday.

[Anonymous No.10389386]

>>10389373
t. 17yo grill

[Anonymous No.10389398]

>>10389349

I lost all respect for Jack Black after watching him on Getting Doug with High.

[Anonymous No.10389411]

>>10389398
wat did he say

[Anonymous No.10389445]

>>10389411

>wat did he say

Nothing. He was just a poser who got super high after one or two hits - despite being in stoner movies for 20 years - clammed up and acted awkward as fuck. I refuse to take his bullshit advice on drugs and alcohol after he's made a career out of portraying himself as someone who knows his shit.

>yes, i'm well aware that's just a meme image

[Anonymous No.10389596]

it's about 5 AM here, day one complete. as far as day ones go, it was pretty tame; mainly just stomach pain, head fog, and insomnia.

this boomer needs to send me $750 on Paypal and asked me if i received the money or confirmation email (no). he only responds to me between the hours of 2 and 5 AM and it was a craigslist posting, i don't get it

[Anonymous No.10389665]

Why the paranoia so bad? Even a small noise from outside or a notification on my phone sends my heart racing.

[Anonymous No.10389737]

>>10389665
i suffer the same somewhat, although collections calls so much that sometimes idgaf anymore

[Anonymous No.10389833]

>>10389665

So much this. Every time someone says, "hurr, just smoke pot", I just think how terrible that is 9 out of 10 times I ever bother, and those numbers are when I'm alone in a place I feel somewhat safe.

[Anonymous No.10389837]

>>10389665
I don’t know probably because I don’t have a place to sleep is why it’s much worse for me right now

[Anonymous No.10389936]

Went to my first AA meeting yesterday. No one showed up but me and the guy running it. He gave me some good resources but, uh, not so great a start.

[Anonymous No.10389963]

might have to get off the bender train lads
i mean the first few days were fun but im running out of steam

[Anonymous No.10390052]

>>10389963
Try to keep a little meth around. The smallest bit will help you keep the train going. As long as you can moderate it. Maybe one hit per binge. Also helps being able to fall asleep at the end.

[Anonymous No.10390110]

>>10389936
that's shit man, I started going recently and the meetings here are small but with enough people you can hang back and not feel conspicuous. you going to try again?

[Anonymous No.10390140]

I quit a couple of days ago. It's not so bad except I CANNOT FUCKING SLEEP. I'm tired as fuck but I can't stay asleep, or I wake up with horrible nightmares.

I'm out of work right now so at least I can lock myself in my place and chill till I sweat this shit off.

I'm definitely an addict, I get evening cravings really hard right around 6 pm. Gotta get off this stuff tho if I'm going to find a new job.

[Anonymous No.10390189]

>>10390140

Sleep is honestly the hardest part, especially if you already drink out of boredom. I need a job so it seems practically impossible to taper off because I wont be able to go in sleep deprived.

[Anonymous No.10390209]

>>10382837
why is being alone the source of pain for some people? your best friend is yourself, so have a toast for yourself.

[Anonymous No.10390214]

>>10390209
it gets old after a few years, especially if you used to be more sociable

[Anonymous No.10390219]

>>10390052
i got too many character flaws already to be a drug addict senpai

[Anonymous No.10390225]

>>10390209
All work and no gineys makes jack a dull boy

[Anonymous No.10390234]

>>10390209

[Anonymous No.10390256]

im gonna die a virgin

the fact that my favourite activity is drinking coffee liqueur while watching anime all day is probably a contributing factor

[Anonymous No.10390282]

>>10390209
it's boring as fuck. nothing to do but work out, play vidya, drink, and jerk it. it's not exactly a great lifestyle in the long run.

women are a pain in the ass but at least during the times I had a gf I wasn't drinking 500ml of vodka a day

[Anonymous No.10390288]

>local pizza place started delivering wine, beer, and liquor


RIP liver

[Anonymous No.10390351]

The Chad Soitary Drinker

Vs

The Virgin Sociable Drinker

Literally nothing better than drinking alone, listening to music, playing games, watching movies etc. 95% of alcohols problems stem from people, drunk people or people in our vicinities when we drink.

My drinking days are pure bliss since I've stopped going out. A lot cheaper too.

[Anonymous No.10390352]

>>10390288
>liquor delivery

I'd be dead in a month

[Anonymous No.10390366]

>>10390351
i really want to believe in this post but i'm not sure youre right

[Anonymous No.10390468]

>>10390351
I can't moderate if I drink alone. It's 0-100 or nothing.

[Anonymous No.10390477]

anyone else ever get worried about the state of their oesophagus with all this shit we are throwing at it? i dont really want to get cancer

[Anonymous No.10390541]

>tfw dentist appointment tomorrow
>terrified what they'll think of my teeth
>99% sure I'll still smell like liquor

[Anonymous No.10390547]

>>10390477
Lol, I'm almost positive everyone itt wants to die.

Cancer would be a godsend

[Anonymous No.10390555]

>>10390547
You don’t want to die or you’d be dead, and you’d be in tears and pissing yourself if you got cancer. Stop that shit.

[Anonymous No.10390566]

>>10390477
more concerned about liver/pancreas health desu, or catching the 'beetus since I'm 30 lbs overweight due to the sauce habit

[Anonymous No.10390610]

>>10390555
only if it means i wouldnt outlive my dog desu
when he dies that might be the point that i throw myself in front of a train

[Anonymous No.10390635]

How many of you guys like cooking as well as hanging around /ck/ for these threads?

[Anonymous No.10390688]

>>10390635
the most "cooking" i do is pouring two kinds of cereal into the same bowl

[Anonymous No.10390695]

>>10390688
cereal mixology is proof that God loves us
>>10390635
was a line cook for many years. grew to despise it

[Anonymous No.10390696]

>>10390688
you'd probably feel better than you do if you got into cooking proper food, I know I did. if nothing else being healthier in other ways props up being a drunken shitter to some extent

[Anonymous No.10390702]

>>10390468
Completely vise versa for me
>drinking alone in front of PC
>just stumble to bed when too fucked up
alternatively
>getting drunk with "friends"
>blast twice the money cause bars
>get black out drunk because surrounded by enablers
>wake up bruised/bloodied up because no one bothers how I reach home *can't blame them*
>broke multiple phones
>people get offended when I no longer drink with them because I literally need adult supervision

[Anonymous No.10390706]

was gonna try to dry out, cause im too fat.ended up going to the store and getting a ben and jerrys and 3 coors banquet beers

[Anonymous No.10390709]

>>10390688
>>10390695
>mixing reese puffs and Nesquick in one bowl

[Anonymous No.10390766]

>>10390351
This.
However in my experience after 10 years of drinking heavily both with people and alone, all types of scenarios, you can expect the liquor to take a toll on you and not even drinking alone is as glorious as it used to be when your body was younger and could take it.

[Anonymous No.10390848]

>>10390635
I like to cook a lot. Seriously it's like the one productive thing I do. I don't have a job at the moment and I don't enjoy things much these days without drinking first, I do have just a bit of hope at least though that that may change someday.
The reason why I say that is because I've cut down on drinking massively and don't ever feel a desire to go back to the heavy days.

[Anonymous No.10390854]

>>10390610
this post was way too real senpai
i have a 15 year old yorkshire terrier and he isnt very well at the moment

[Anonymous No.10390917]

i accidentally got my ex pregnant 4 months ago, she's a junkie and has been doing speed for the last 4 months not eating or sleeping much
now she tells me she has a man who will be the babies father and not me
which i don't even want because she has fucked the kids development and future life up with drug use
i mean i guess it'd be cool to be some part of his/her life, i will have so much struggling to do with social services, gonna report that shit tomorrow
alao might just buy a few cases of beer, some benzos and opioids and just end this misery but i can't even do that because i have a mom that loves me
but i just might... i'm 24 and from finland btw
thanks for listening

[Anonymous No.10390936]

>>10390917
Hmm tough call. I don't know for sure what i'd do in your situation. Best of luck dude.

[Anonymous No.10391016]

>>10390917
>i accidentally got my ex pregnant 4 months ago
>now she tells me she has a man who will be the babies father and not me
Nice, cucked, alpha

[Anonymous No.10391031]

>>10390477
I am fairly concerned about the state of my esophagus. I am on about a month bender right now, and have began vomiting blood, but only a little bit at the end. I figure this has something to do with esophagus damage, since the bleeding is not severe.

[Anonymous No.10391141]

dawn of the second day and i feel like shit. i'm extremely hungry yet simultaneously can't even entertain the thought of eating. a sports drink or something would be cool, but i'm actually so broke right now i can't afford one

[Anonymous No.10391150]

>>10390635
i came to /ck/ for al/ck/ in the first place. or rather, i randomly chose to visit /ck/ one day and learned there was a regular thread for alchies. probably 90% of my /ck/ posting is in these threads, but i generally enjoy browsing the board a little too

[Anonymous No.10391225]

post yfw you re-watched Heat drunk as shit and realised the bank robbers actually were unambiguous bad guys the whole time and order must reign

[Anonymous No.10391260]

i feel like shit

why wont i just die and dissapear

[Anonymous No.10391271]

>>10391031
a month or so ago I literally puked up bile. didn't make it to the toilet, but the shower instead. nothing but flourescent yellow liquid and bits of toast.

alcoholism can be great fun sometimes

[Anonymous No.10391282]

these threads are deep 2bh

[Anonymous No.10391287]

TASte like poo poo.
But $2.50 at 56% for 200ml

[Anonymous No.10391307]

>>10390635
I like cooking when I'm drunk and stoned, Only time I actually enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.10391353]

>>10388980
I take xanax and a few more shots

I did just that last night


>inb4 it kills you

no it doesn't, I've tried to kill myself by taking 90mg of xanax and drinking a fifth in 3 hours and all it did was make it so i pissed and shit myself and couldn't walk straight for 4 days solid

[Anonymous No.10391367]

>>10391260
This.


I just want to go to sleep drunk and never wake up again, I hate my life and everything about myself.

If I had a gun I would've shot myself 7 years ago. unfortunately I can't obtain one because I was charged with a felony for having 2ozs of marijuana 10 years ago

[Anonymous No.10391370]

me desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaXYaiyqGd0

[Anonymous No.10391376]

[Anonymous No.10391377]

>>10391353
Used to do this all the time in my teens, would drive my heroin addict friend downtown for her drugs and she'd give 15-20 2mg klonopins everytime. It was fun unfortunately she died a few months after I broke contact with her.

[Anonymous No.10391392]

>>10391377
F


Did you at least fugg her once or twice?

[Anonymous No.10391396]

>>10383005
Everybody loves alcoholo you faggot.

[Anonymous No.10391401]

>>10391377
what kind of a high are kpins supposed to give you? i got some .5mgs but even taking like 2-3mg worth didn't really do a whole lot for me

[Anonymous No.10391405]

>>10391260
I feel like everything I do is wrong somehow. I'm such a cringy, nervous wreck and there's no way out of it. I'm getting worse as I'm becoming more aware of my shortcomings and it's just becoming a viscious circle.

[Anonymous No.10391417]

>>10390234

Then he was spectacularly wrong in Iraq and promptly got ass cancer. Hero-villain at its best.

[Anonymous No.10391425]

>>10391260
Nothing ever gets better, even when I do good for myself it always gets worse.
Why can’t some faggot run up and shoot me in the face.

[Anonymous No.10391437]

>>10391425
I thought I was the only one who fantasized about being murdered...


I used to walk around drunk in the brox about 12 years ago and talk shit to niggers. Got a gun flashed at me twice but never shot unfortunately

[Anonymous No.10391442]

>>10382837
>i have the shakes and im lonely edition
double up on the booze until you pass out, no more lonely.

[Anonymous No.10391445]

I get fucking angry all the time ever since i stopped drinking. Tf?

[Anonymous No.10391456]

>>10391437
I did this same shit in Phoenix, I think every spic just thought I was crazy as fuck and took off.
Unfortunately I sold my handgun for booze and now I can’t even kill myself easily.

[Anonymous No.10391466]

>>10391456
>tfw can't even get murdered I'm such a loser

[Anonymous No.10391479]

>>10383033
this truuly is alk thraed

[Anonymous No.10391481]

>>10391271
>literally puked up bile
Just wait until the blood starts coming in during your daily morning bile vomit

[Anonymous No.10391489]

>>10391260
>>10391367
>>10391405
>>10391425
I know these feels, they are shit feels. Hang in there guys.

[Anonymous No.10391492]

>>10387386
use your molars next time, just dont bite down

[Anonymous No.10391505]

how bad is it to drink without eating?

[Anonymous No.10391513]

>>10385777
ye ol green dragon

spins central

[Anonymous No.10391514]

>>10391505
you should eat some bread so the alcohol doesnt hit the lining of your stomach, that shit stings

[Anonymous No.10391516]

>>10391505
Why eat when I could just buy more alcohol with that money

[Anonymous No.10391526]

Got a pulse of 125 right now, how fucked am I
Can't stop shaking either

[Anonymous No.10391542]

>>10391526
>125
>shakes
eh i've seen worse

[Anonymous No.10391555]

>>10391526
I get those too. Well, not shakes yet at least. Is this a normal symptom of alcohol withdrawal? I haven't got a fucked up heart have I?

[Anonymous No.10391563]

>>10391555
shakes and tremors are perfectly normal in withdrawl. usually lasts a day or two

[Anonymous No.10391569]

You fags are the best. These threads make me laugh every time. It's really true that no matter how pathetic you think you are, there's always somebody worse to feel superior to. Maybe it's not true for you though.

[Anonymous No.10391582]

>it's a mom almost catches me necking a bottle of vodka because she walked into my room without knocking to ask me a pointless question

[Anonymous No.10391585]

>>10391582
>mom used to just walk in without knocking
>after realizing it was a shit thing to do and saying she would knock she would just knock then immediately open the door

[Anonymous No.10391599]

>>10391569
What’s even more pathetic is someone who needs schadenfreude ;^)

[Anonymous No.10391603]

>>10391585
I'm 23. Moved out, came back here, asked her not to do it but she still doesn't knock. I'm used to it now though.

[Anonymous No.10391604]

>>10391569

You just displayed that you're a lone suffering fuck up. You didn't figure that out before you typed this, did you?

[Anonymous No.10391625]

>>10391505
i mean it depends on your definition of bad
it does certainly get you drunk a lot quicker

[Anonymous No.10391640]

>>10391367
>>10391405
>>10391425

Love you all, we just have to endure one more day at the time..

[Anonymous No.10391658]

>>10391569

What happened to your caved in emotional insecurity? You're either a 13 year old who has been beaten his entire life or a 25 year old who is about to kill himself.

Which? Don't kill yourself, btw.

[Anonymous No.10391665]

I got a concussion, even a single drink makes me incredible confused and nauseous.

4 days sober, not as bad as I thought it'd be.

I miss my nightcap though, quite restless.

[Anonymous No.10391687]

Hmm, I think I'm ascending to the next stage of enlightenment
Ending it seems awfully peaceful to me today

[Anonymous No.10391716]

>>10391563
But not a high heart rate?

[Anonymous No.10391730]

>>10391716
it makes perfect sense, your heart rate is controlled by your central nervous system. alcohol throws your CNS out of whack. it should take a few days to settle.

[Anonymous No.10391762]

>>10391716
High blood pressure and high heart rate are pretty typical for WD's. 125 bpm is high, but not worryingly so (normal resting pulse is 60-80 bpm) unless you're fat and/or have a heart condition. Should go down in a few days, along with the associated anxiety.

[Anonymous No.10391782]

>>10391762
>>10391730
Thanks lads, appreciate the non-meme answers. I was going to get my heart checked and everything

[Anonymous No.10391783]

al/ck/, but with black metal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcS0CVJ1KPg&t=45s

[Anonymous No.10391833]

>>10385604
Dude, she's fucking worried about you because clearly you're drinking and acting weirdly like being at work on your day off. She's not in love with you, but it's clear to her that you took it hard that she's not in love with you and doesn't want you to an hero. Stop being a retard and scaring her. You're the one who's being manipulative, not her.

>>10385653
ignore this retard
advice

[Anonymous No.10391901]

Gotta pull myself out of this hole. 30yo and my organs hurt, fuck. Only goal is to just drink beer this week, no hard liquor, and here I am on fucking Monday thinking it wouldn't be so bad to go grab a vodka pint and only drink half of it before going home. But that never works. Half becomes a whole. Wish I had some benzos and sleeping pills to help but I don't and can't get any. Remember kids, it only gets worse.

[Anonymous No.10391935]

>>10391901
>gotta pull myself outa this hole
At least you have some fire left inside of you.

[Anonymous No.10392000]

>>10391901
Nyquil Cough, magnesium, melatonin, and hot tea usually help me to sleep a bit better when detoxing.

[Anonymous No.10392001]

watching fight club for the first time in years, the support groups stuff is reminding me of AA meetings. this movie is 4chan before it existed

[Anonymous No.10392009]

mm yeah i'm done honestly
around 4 days is where things start getting extremely tricky for me. i dunno how you guys do it

[Anonymous No.10392015]

>>10392009
not many people here get to 4 days a lot, your high score is fine. go to sleep

[Anonymous No.10392053]

>>10392001
This is better, you choose what you listen to and you're not forced to listen to a retard rambling for 10 minutes

[Anonymous No.10392126]

What is the best way to drink rum?

[Anonymous No.10392130]

>>10392126
diet coke

[Anonymous No.10392135]

>>10391526
I've had a 180 pulse, you'll make it

[Anonymous No.10392138]

>>10382837
Idk how I hurt my left shoulder the other night but woke with it throbbing and searing making it difficult to fall back asleep while massaging it while wincing in pain, two days later I still feel where it emanated from and I am covered in bruises color changing bruises.

[Anonymous No.10392186]

>>10382837
Last week I got real drunk and posted some threads on x about wanting to sign a deal with the devil to get the cure for alcoholism. Strangely the next day I wasn't able to keep a good boner during my daily numerous drunk beat off sessions. Which has kinda turned me off drinking a little bit since beating off really drunk is like 90% of why I drink.... Anyway but seriously tho, why do I have random ED?

[Anonymous No.10392214]

is vodka the best drink? you can really mix it with anything

[Anonymous No.10392220]

I've turned it up on many weeknights but I have a hunch tonight my normie upstairs neighbours might complain tonight. If they do I'll yield and turn it down, they haven't done anything to me I'm just in the mood to hate my neighbours for no good reason

[Anonymous No.10392228]

>>10392138
I fell out of a 2 story window once while piss drunk. Killed my buzz pretty good.

[Anonymous No.10392302]

>>10391405
There’s a way out of the other side when you become more self aware and start caring less about yourself and more about others

[Anonymous No.10392311]

>>10391445
You just have an anger problem then. Not a drinking problem. Lucky you

[Anonymous No.10392327]

>>10391603
My mom used to do that shit too until I started cross dressing and yelling at nothing. Then she would just knock and talk to me through the door

[Anonymous No.10392352]

>>10391665
I was doing meth a few years ago and fell headfirst on a low table. Went p deep into black but managed to recover. Just had a tingly head for a couple years after. You’ll be fine in a year or two

[Anonymous No.10392364]

>>10392214
for being a degenerate alcoholic, yes. decent-ish vodka is cheap and clean. you are way less likely to get sick off of vodka than almost anything else, assuming you stay hydrated.

[Anonymous No.10392369]

>>10391901
Best thing I ever did was switch to beer. My New Years resolution this year was to switch to wine but it’s not going so great. Still trying tho

[Anonymous No.10392376]

>been drinking a 6 pack + vodka every day
>down to 2 beers
>fuck
>remember I have almost a full 12er of these in the garage

What am I in for boys?

[Anonymous No.10392387]

>>10392138
I’m pretty sure I stabbed myself in the forearm about a month ago. Woke up with a bunch of bandages and salve mixed with spilled beer in the bed. The bruise healed up but the wound scab hasn’t healed

[Anonymous No.10392392]

>>10392376
Prep your wife’s bull

[Anonymous No.10392394]

>>10392302
I hope so. It's almost scary to not think about yourself too much. Almost like I'm being purposefully careless

[Anonymous No.10392407]

>>10392376
Some grocery store Mexican beer with weird shaped bottles. Cheers

[Anonymous No.10392423]

>>10392394
It’s more like you have a responsibility to not be so awful because you care about others. So you don’t take care of yourself for your own sake, you do it for others. So you can be a better person for them.

[Anonymous No.10392435]

>>10392130
fucking disgusting, rum and coke is the only way to go

[Anonymous No.10392483]

>tfw it's another one of those times where you realise what used to get you fucked up isn't enough and you need more now

[Anonymous No.10392503]

Post documentaries please

[Anonymous No.10392532]

>>10392503
What interests you?

[Anonymous No.10392541]

get a drinkin schedule. i did this years ago and seriously posted it on my fridge like Mr Lahey and it helped.

[Anonymous No.10392557]

>>10392541
A shit leopard can't change it's spots.

[Anonymous No.10392571]

>>10388022
That one wasn't me, luckily. I'm just going to stick to using a bottle opener from now on

>>10389005
Very carefully now

>>10391492
Even picturing that makes my teeth hurt

[Anonymous No.10392601]

>>10392376
A brutal hang over and the fear you will experience tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.10392626]

Any bourbon drinkers? Just picked up a bottle of this. Very tasty.

[Anonymous No.10392641]

First night without anything in 2 months. No shakes but the craving is there. Took 2 benadryl so I'll pass out soon.

I need some advice, boys. I drink because I'm bored. I get home from my job (which I hate, but I'm interviewing for better jobs), maybe eat dinner, then play games on my pc with the TV on in the background and drink. I don't have many friends in the area but that's partially because I don't like the hobbies that seemingly this whole state has.

[Anonymous No.10392653]

>>10392641
sounds like you need to stfu and drink or don't. expect no sympathy ever

[Anonymous No.10392739]

>>10392641
>falling for the teetotaler meme
Can someone make a "the teetotaler virgin vs. the chad switch to beer" meme please so we can post it endlessly when faggots like this appear in our threads

[Anonymous No.10392755]

Is al/ck/ the dark souls of all threads?

[Anonymous No.10392784]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjFPypzsIWw

who made this? fuck you, cyndi is only for pure!

[Anonymous No.10392836]

>>10392641
move someplace more interesting? if you live in michigan or ohio or wherever you just need to get out. go someplace warm.

[Anonymous No.10392876]

>>10392214

>mixing vodka

[Anonymous No.10392885]

>>10392311

>tfw you have an anger problem that only surfaces when drunk, but also have a drinking problem

[Anonymous No.10392886]

>>10392876
nice meme

[Anonymous No.10392887]

>>10392503
I watched this today

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zjiMVJWUD3A

[Anonymous No.10392893]

>>10392352

>you’ll be fine in a year or two

I haven't even hit my head recently and I feel like this doesn't apply to me.

[Anonymous No.10392907]

>>10392784
ngl I Kinda like this. I was actually listening to the original about twenty minutes ago and wanted to post it here. THis is a bit of a shitty rendition but any Cyndi is good in this forsaken planet :)

[Anonymous No.10392930]

>>10386052
>26-32
Degrees freedom?

[Anonymous No.10392975]

>>10392503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIpy7cNlduc

[Anonymous No.10392992]

>>10392435
>really sweet shit + really sweet shit

[Anonymous No.10393115]

posting a tune for you's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brptIF2sq1c

[Anonymous No.10393127]

>>10393115
holy shit nigger im listening to the new primordial right now
As Rome Burns is an eternal banger

[Anonymous No.10393136]

>>10392975
good god brits are disgusting people

[Anonymous No.10393191]

NEW THREAD

>>10393188

NEW THREAD

>>10393188

[Anonymous No.10393263]

>>10392885
>tfw you have an anger problem that dissipates when drunk
it's like my nerves calm down and I'm waaaaaay more indulgent

[Anonymous No.10394268]

>>10392784
is that the girl from Euro Trip

[Anonymous No.10394756]

Just realised I haven’t opened my curtains for about 3 years