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Restaurant success stories Anonymous Sat Mar 31 21:42:49 2018 No.10380333 [Reply] [Original]

Does anyone get free shit from restaurants?

>be me
>19
>at outback steakhouse with my family
>decide to order a steak
>entire family orders their steaks well done with a side of ketchup
>fuckingcasuals.tiff
>the waiter looks pissed at their shit taste in steak
>sigh "anon what do you want?
>I grin
>"I'll have a steak"
>sigh... well done? she cuts me off
>"... medium rare, with a side of ranch"
>waiter throws out a sigh of relief and basicalily congrats me for not having shit taste
>even the people sitting near us were congratulating me
>my family looks uncomfortable
>cryingragingwojak.jpg'ing over my superior tastes
>the chef comes out
>"anon you have superior taste in steak. you can eat here free for a year"
>fuckyeah.png

And here I am, going to an Outback Steakhouse an hour away from me for free every day... Post your restaurant stories

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 31 21:44:15 2018 No.10380342 I once masturbated in a McDonalds bathroom.

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Anonymous Sat Mar 31 21:45:02 2018 No.10380351

>>10380333
Complete bullshit but I'll contribute.

Ever since I moved, for some reason, places keep fucking up my orders. It won't even be me ordering something complicated, they'll either just get my order confused with something else or they'll fuck up royally on some other account. As a result, I've gotten a shitton of free meals. It's some weird-ass luck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 31 21:45:20 2018 No.10380352 >>10380333 that never happened. thanks though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 31 21:46:07 2018 No.10380357 I slammed a 10/10 waitress on the table in a full restaurant once after 2 minutes of flirting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 31 21:48:12 2018 No.10380375 >>10380333 If your going to make stuff up at least make it believable and interesting. >Genuine autism the post

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 31 21:49:46 2018 No.10380387 >>10380351 >Complete bullshit Huh you sure?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 31 21:50:07 2018 No.10380392 >>10380342 I fucked a cokehead acquaintance after she did a rail in the cripple stall in McDonalds once in college. Shit was cash.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 31 21:50:46 2018 No.10380397 >>10380387 No restaurant in the history of forever is gonna give someone free meals for a year for liking their steak a certain doneness.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 31 21:53:48 2018 No.10380413 File: 56 KB, 500x378, 1468948457852.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >medium rare Hey that's a pretty good choice an- >with a side of ranch

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Anonymous Sat Mar 31 21:56:20 2018 No.10380433

>>10380357
I sucked off a unicorn and got double analed by a bunch of goblins whilst actually ordering.

waiter throws out a sigh of relief and basicalily congrats me for having an orgy on the table with mystical creatures,even the people sitting near us were congratulating me. My family looks uncomfortable

And here I am, going to a little chef an hour away from me for free every day.

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Anonymous Sat Mar 31 21:57:31 2018 No.10380444
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>>10380333
nice! i had a similar story only it was over pizza
>order gluten free pizza from Domino's
>when the delivery girl arrives i tell her to wait for me to eat a bit in case the pizza was cross-contaminated and i get sick
>force myself to throw up and demand a refund
>keep the pizza
>delivery girl leaves apologizing and gives me coupons to keep my patronage

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 31 21:58:08 2018 No.10380447 >>10380444 OP here, I'm calling bullshit

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 31 21:58:59 2018 No.10380454 >>10380447 >>10380444 The trips don't lie tho

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 31 21:59:28 2018 No.10380460 >>10380444 Op here, nice story anon!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 31 21:59:41 2018 No.10380464 File: 53 KB, 960x616, 24231778.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10380333 I steal cutlery and condiments. That counts as getting free stuff right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 31 22:00:55 2018 No.10380474 >Work at a Chinese restaurant >Get told you work 7 hours get one meal half off and work 14 hours get one meal for free >Tell my new boss nah I eat what I want >Get free Chinese food every day and she won't fire me for eating too much

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 31 22:03:33 2018 No.10380486 >>10380460 Op hear, with my ear.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 31 22:04:57 2018 No.10380497 >>10380333 And that boys name? Albert Einstein

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 31 22:10:22 2018 No.10380531 >>10380497 Obama was there

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 31 22:15:23 2018 No.10380554 shit poster trying to be funny, failing miserably, and contributing nothing to the thread >>10380531

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 31 22:18:10 2018 No.10380577 File: 48 KB, 448x300, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10380554 >bumps the thread he thinks is shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 31 22:20:47 2018 No.10380585 >>10380333 >19 year old referencing the .tiff format you were close

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 31 23:20:16 2018 No.10380828 I go to this little hole in the wall deli where the old ukranian couple that run it give me free hotdogs sometimes. Been going there every day for some 3 years now

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 31 23:32:45 2018 No.10380867 >>10380577 >he doesn't know how sage works

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 31 23:36:00 2018 No.10380880 >>10380867 >he doesn't report the thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 1 01:34:22 2018 No.10381674 >>10380342 I find that more believable than OP's little story