al/ck/

[Anonymous No.10366506]

>drunken snaptchats

[Anonymous No.10366509]

everyone that posts after me is gay faggot

[Anonymous No.10366513]

>>10366506
why do the ad's on this site keep advocating i mate with asians?

[Anonymous No.10366517]

>>10366509
>gay faggot
a bit redundant there buddy

[Anonymous No.10366518]

>>10366509
cunt. i smirked

[Anonymous No.10366524]

>>10366513
apparently, because you're a gay faggot

[Anonymous No.10366525]

>>10366517
fucken yeah buuudy

[Anonymous No.10366526]

>>10366517
Redundancy is emphasis, you gay homosex goblin

[Anonymous No.10366529]

>>10366524
>
like you wouldn't

[Anonymous No.10366534]

>>10366526
emphasis? emphasize deez nuts!

[Anonymous No.10366536]

>>10366526
my team, yeeeeah maaaaang

[Anonymous No.10366547]

either you pricks are all ausfags or you are all USfags - ti e wise i can't decide what's worse - of it's you nvm

[Anonymous No.10366552]

>>10366547
It's the ausfags, but don't worry they are going to pass out soon

[Anonymous No.10366553]

>>10366534
/deenz/ nuts

[Anonymous No.10366560]

>>10366552
that'd be nice, i've been up since yesteerday. rape me?

[Anonymous No.10366564]

>>10366553
sardine detail

[Anonymous No.10366565]

>>10366564
It's my favorite fishy from Runescape :)

[Anonymous No.10366571]

>>10366565
i'm more of a command and conquer red alert 2 sorta guy. but yeah runescape

[Anonymous No.10366572]

>>10366513
Same reason that every time I try to book a flight it assumes I'm looking for a trans-continental flight

[Anonymous No.10366578]

>>10366571
I played Starcraft Brood War for most of my life, only because I grew up in Korea

[Anonymous No.10366582]

>>10366572
man i'm already outta here,m why the hell aren't you??

[Anonymous No.10366588]

>>10366578
C&C RA2 forever. i've moved countries, states, etc and will onl;y ever live C&C RA2.

[Anonymous No.10366591]

Toba-sensei is my spirit animal

[Anonymous No.10366597]

who Australia here>? or where are you - cunts?

[Anonymous No.10366600]

>>10366588
Yep, once you find "the game" it's your #1 game forever.

I miss when game boxes were big

[Anonymous No.10366607]

>>10366600
huuuugh fuck yeah man medal of honor underground on PS2

[Anonymous No.10366609]

Post current time where u are and whether or not you're drunk

>8:43 AM
>Yes

[Anonymous No.10366612]

>>10366597
New Zealand but I just ran out of beer

>>10366609
1:44am
ye

[Anonymous No.10366613]

>>10366609
8.43. of course

[Anonymous No.10366615]

>>10366612
sorry to read that mang, options?

[Anonymous No.10366617]

>>10366609
7:45am

No

[Anonymous No.10366621]

>>10366615
cry about it? idk, go to sleep I guess. thanks for your sympathy

[Anonymous No.10366623]

>>10366613
hello brethren

[Anonymous No.10366624]

>>10366609
been drunk since i woke up. fuck steve smith cheating cunt

[Anonymous No.10366630]

>>10366623
hey man -acdc on the ears, bourbon on the gullet. what you doin?

[Anonymous No.10366634]

Australians need to go to sleep

[Anonymous No.10366636]

>>10366509
I suck dick.

>>10366609
7:51 and I'm on my way aaaaannnnd my sponsor is taking me to breakfast and a meeting at 10:30.

[Anonymous No.10366638]

>>10366634
piss off cunt

[Anonymous No.10366645]

>>10366636
make him work for it legend

[Anonymous No.10366715]

bullshit lads fuckin giddy up

[Anonymous No.10366723]

>>10366715
im giddy

[Anonymous No.10366740]

>>10366715
get in, it's the spruce moose

[Anonymous No.10366766]

anyone??

[Anonymous No.10366771]

>>10366609
11:37pm
No, hungover

[Anonymous No.10366775]

>>10366771
.37 hangover or no hungover?

[Anonymous No.10366792]

anyone. ???

[Anonymous No.10366795]

>>10366792
huh?

[Anonymous No.10366798]

>>10366795
i'm here, are you?

[Anonymous No.10366802]

>>10366798
I am trying to come up with a witty retort but i am at a loss for words

[Anonymous No.10366814]

>>10366802
i am also searching for things. jk lol i'm fucking wasted. fucking spaceships!!

[Anonymous No.10366817]

>>10366814
airplanes in the night sky like shooting stars! i could really use a wish right now

[Anonymous No.10366820]

>>10366775
Yeah very hungover, can't drink much anymore, binge drink makes me puke blood

[Anonymous No.10366826]

>>10366798
cunt fuck me are you an elephant?

[Anonymous No.10366837]

>>10366820
Jesus man, lay off the sauce for a whilke

[Anonymous No.10366839]

>>10366820
wrong place right time or summfink

[Anonymous No.10366845]

>>10366506
>haven't drank in 3 days
It wasn't a choice but i really really want to drink today though and it's only 10am
I've been beating off more.
I just want an ice cold natty daddy, but one is too many and never enough

[Anonymous No.10366853]

>>10366837
you're as pissed as the rest of us man

[Anonymous No.10366858]

>>10366845
God....natty really is the lowest rung of drunks. That's seriously homeless type drinking.

[Anonymous No.10366861]

>>10366837
yeah mang

[Anonymous No.10366862]

There's nothing like stealthily sipping vodka out of a water bottle while waiting outside of a courtroom

I hope my lawyer arrives soon

[Anonymous No.10366872]

>>10366858
he never said he had one

[Anonymous No.10366875]

>>10366837
Just so damn addicted man, I can go a few days without but I hit the booze twice as hard

[Anonymous No.10366876]

>>10366862
What happen

[Anonymous No.10366877]

>>10366862
godspeed brother x

[Anonymous No.10366880]

Yeah for me, it's gonna have to be PBR!

[Anonymous No.10366887]

>>10366880
for me it's jack dagnels and taylor swift

[Anonymous No.10366890]

>>10366588
Too bad it runs like shit on modern computers.

[Anonymous No.10366894]

>>10366890
fuck tell me about it..

[Anonymous No.10366902]

>>10366894
>>10366890
Ra2 is easy to run compared to c&c generals

[Anonymous No.10366903]

>>10366890
my pc won't even boot the home prog anymore

[Anonymous No.10366906]

>>10366902
no shit man even though RA2 4eva cuunt

[Anonymous No.10366910]

>>10366876
Public intoxication

This really really minor crime has cost me $2500 and a lot of inconvience

[Anonymous No.10366914]

>>10366902
What? Generals runs fine on most current machines. It's just horrible to play because everything's so close up. RA2, on the other hand, is nigh impossible to get to run right.

It's irks me to no end, particularly because Tiberian Sun and RA2 are based on the same engine, and while TS runs perfectly with community patches, RA2 doesn't.

[Anonymous No.10366918]

>>10366910
life is inconvenient bro

[Anonymous No.10366923]

>>10366914
nerd alert

[Anonymous No.10366935]

why am i here. im not even an alcoholic lol

[Anonymous No.10366977]

>>10366935
because we fuck your bike

[Anonymous No.10367009]

For the past hour, I've been sitting in a car dealership. People are coming and going constantly. I've got a tv blaring in my ear with daytime dogshit programs. And I have a massive hangover which makes me need to both shit and vomit.

This is purgatory.

[Anonymous No.10367022]

yo where my fuckin lads at? i'm wasted and where is everyone..?

[Anonymous No.10367024]

How long do you need to drink until you actually see deteriorating effects on your body and what to expect?

[Anonymous No.10367026]

>>10367009
fuck man that is horrific. godfuckingspeed religion is bullshit

[Anonymous No.10367028]

>>10367024
how long have you been here?

[Anonymous No.10367031]

>>10367026
huh?

[Anonymous No.10367035]

>>10367031
religion = horseshit

[Anonymous No.10367038]

>>10367035
Cool story, edgelord. Nobody mentioned it.

[Anonymous No.10367039]

>>10367028
I drink daily about 8 years I am somewhere between skinny and skinnyfat

[Anonymous No.10367051]

>>10367038
nobody asked you anything cunt

[Anonymous No.10367060]

>>10367051
yeah man where you at? i'll bet yoiu"re australian given ye balls son yyeeeeaaaaaaah

[Anonymous No.10367065]

>>10367051
Jesus asked me to pray for you. Try to stop me hahaha

[Anonymous No.10367067]

Went to bed at around 4am and woke up at 8am so on a solid 4 hours of sleep here. I could get in a few hours of sleep before I have to work this evening but then I won't be able to sleep tonight and I can't get up early and start drinking by 2pm on my day off. Just gonna power through the day and collapse at 10pm.

[Anonymous No.10367070]

>>10367038
fuck off, poof

[Anonymous No.10367075]

>>10367065
jesus told me he didn"t exist you dumb religious cunt

[Anonymous No.10367085]

>>10367067
nice try

[Anonymous No.10367096]

>>10367085
What do you mean?

[Anonymous No.10367097]

>>10367067
>
i love you anon x

[Anonymous No.10367106]

>>10367096
>
i mean sorry kids i;m wasted and nice work xx

[Anonymous No.10367206]

Does anyone here put alcohol in Tea or Coffee?
Any advice what combinations might be good?

[Anonymous No.10367230]

>>10366509
Double negative. Suck it, nerd.

[Anonymous No.10367254]

>>10367206
Baileys in coffee is nice but a bit faggy.

[Anonymous No.10367266]

>>10367254
Thanks Anon, I'll try that
I can handle a bit faggy

[Anonymous No.10367279]

>no intoxicants
>no money
Yeah nah nah ok nah.

[Anonymous No.10367309]

>>10367266
i bet you've handled more than a bit before

[Anonymous No.10367328]

s-should I go buy some vodka? can someone decide for me?

[Anonymous No.10367335]

>>10367206
rum with earl grey. my go to hot alcohol drink

[Anonymous No.10367345]

>>10367328
YES

[Anonymous No.10367355]

>not being a happy drunk
I don't get it, do you guys drink every day or something

[Anonymous No.10367356]

>>10367279
Diethyl ether is legal and cheap as fuck

It feels kind of like a mix between nitrous oxide and alcohol

[Anonymous No.10367360]

>>10367345
okay then. thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.10367367]

>>10367309
wouldn't you like to know

>>10367335
I'll definitley try that one on the weekend, I have both of those at home

[Anonymous No.10367372]

I've just moved into a new place, finally out of my parents house, and I'm looking to treat myself with a nice bottle of something.

What would you guys reoommend?

I primarily drink rum, and I've got about a £40 budget

[Anonymous No.10367382]

>>10367372
I find Siesta Key a pretty good rum

About $25 a bottle. No idea if they sell it in bongland though

[Anonymous No.10367390]

>>10367372
calvados maybe or tequilla

[Anonymous No.10367437]

>>10367372
4 crates of Stella.

[Anonymous No.10367512]

>that first large shot of the day

[Anonymous No.10367522]

>>10367512
>that morning shot to get you through the day

[Anonymous No.10367532]

They're selling mixed drinks in a can now. 750 ml 10%.
I thought they only sold them in Australia but they're in Canada now

[Anonymous No.10367607]

>>10367532
I think Canada is about to ban most sugary mixed drinks because some underaged roastie drank a bunch of stolen 'FCKD UP' and died

Stock up while you can

[Anonymous No.10367616]

>>10367607
Figures.
I see them for the first time and then someone gets them banned.

[Anonymous No.10367617]

>>10367512
please don't post my wife here

[Anonymous No.10367639]

>>10367512
>>10367522
>that first shot you take when the hangover kicks in

nothing beats hair of the dog

[Anonymous No.10367655]

How is the 109 E-3 balanced at its BR?

[Anonymous No.10367660]

>>10367616
we can only hope it reforms Quebecs laws and not all of canada.

[Anonymous No.10367669]

>>10367607
We get stupid shit here in the states too. Some idiot fucks up like 1 in 300 million and the idiot soccer moms go up in arms.
It's pathetic.

[Anonymous No.10367673]

>>10367655
Once up to speed an SR-71 is quite balenced.

[Anonymous No.10367702]

>>10366591
SEASON 2 WHEN?

[Anonymous No.10367727]

>>10367660
I cannot wish the same.
I can't see a provincewide ban though. Too conservative as a whole for that.
Montreal maybe, but that doesn't help me either

[Anonymous No.10367728]

>>10367607
what is that, the Canadian 4 loko?

[Anonymous No.10367734]

>>10366591
oh fuck, if those are 500ml the she must be tiny. just IMAGINE.

[Anonymous No.10367749]

>>10367728
Yea it's basically a rip off trying to be more hip and edgy

[Anonymous No.10367767]

>>10366506
>using snapchat

Fuck you people

[Anonymous No.10367768]

>>10366506
Lets get fu/ck/ed up

[Anonymous No.10367771]

>>10367607
I think the energy drink level of caffeine in these things helped kill her

[Anonymous No.10367775]

>>10367771
>caffeine
did you mean "sugar"?

[Anonymous No.10367781]

>>10367775
do you think the sugar is what people overdose on in redbull and monster?

[Anonymous No.10367784]

>>10367781
i solemnly do

[Anonymous No.10367790]

>>10367781
if I had to chose between sugar or caffeine in those two, then yes - it is sugar.

[Anonymous No.10367793]

>>10367784
>>10367790
do some research, the caffeine in energy drinks is extremely is to overdose on. more than 2 cans can kill you

[Anonymous No.10367797]

>>10367793
*easy to overdose on

[Anonymous No.10367802]

>>10367771
>>10367781
There was essentially no caffeine in 'FCKED UP'

For some odd reason there was only 1mg of caffeine per can, which is essentially nothing

[Anonymous No.10367806]

>>10367793
what a load of bullcrap
put a dick in that stupid mouth of yours, you hear me?
suck on those sweaty cocks you moron

[Anonymous No.10367810]

>>10367802
They can't ban booze but if they ignore this stupid cunt's parents cries they'll get sued/demonized.

[Anonymous No.10367812]

>>10367802
then I was lied to
>>10367806
i'll chop your block off innit noong

[Anonymous No.10367821]

>>10367793
i did some google for you

>You can expect to get around 95 mg of caffeine from an average cup of coffee.
usually, a cup of coffee is around 75ml

>coffeine in redbull is 30mg per 100g

[Anonymous No.10367825]

>>10367821
where do you live

[Anonymous No.10367828]

>>10367821
how many ml is 100g redbull? do you know, by any chance, the density of this product?

[Anonymous No.10367831]

>>10367793
>>10367797
Not really. The combination isn't inherently dangerous. It's just that the caffeine masks the alcohol and people tend to overdrink

It would still be pretty difficult to drink to a BAC of ~.35% without blacking out, even with the caffeine

[Anonymous No.10367835]

>>10367821

[Anonymous No.10367847]

>>10367835
are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.10367857]

>>10367835
thats exactly what he was saying

[Anonymous No.10367861]

>>10367847
>>10367857
he's saying that amount of caffeine isn't dangerous. you do you, i guess

[Anonymous No.10367874]

>>10367861
that's why I said it was sugar >>10367775

[Anonymous No.10367879]

>>10367861
wow what a little fag you are
cant handle a perfectly reasonable amount of caffeine without dying
babby

[Anonymous No.10367904]

>>10367607
How did she die though? My friends and I used to beer bong the original caffeinated 4lokos, and we never died
don't blame the drink, blame the drinker

[Anonymous No.10367922]

is it because the aussies are posting here that the mood has been lightened? the posts here are usually about people pissing themselves whilst drunk and drinking hand sanitizer to cope with WDs

[Anonymous No.10367923]

>>10367904
>and we never died
that's what you think

[Anonymous No.10367926]

>>10367879
I'm not even in on this conversation obviously, but I'm still going to say that caffeine is gay. Seriously going around drinking energy drinks and coffee and shit is some of the gayest shit I've ever seen. Also mixing caffeine with booze is so fucking faggoty, just drink the booze by itself for fuck's sake.

[Anonymous No.10367928]

>>10367904
>Athena Gervais, 14, disappeared Feb. 26. Her body was pulled from a stream near her high school three days later, and La Presse reported that the teen had been drinking stolen cans of FCKED UP prior to her death. Laval police are still awaiting the results of an autopsy to determine the girl's exact cause of death, which they called accidental.

[Anonymous No.10367929]

>>10367904
Downed while drunk
From an article:
>found dead on Thursday in a stream behind the school she attended, died accidentally

[Anonymous No.10367939]

>>10367928
>>10367929
holy shit how much did she steal to drown in the stuff

[Anonymous No.10367954]

>>10367768
Classic. That picture was like what my entire life consisted of two years ago, what a fuckin nightmare. I hope you have a nice time though, really, not being sarcastic.

[Anonymous No.10367957]

Opinions

[Anonymous No.10367964]

>>10367954
okay...

[Anonymous No.10367965]

>>10366517
>T. Gay faggot

[Anonymous No.10367969]

>>10367957
Nothing special or anything.

[Anonymous No.10367975]

is 6 x 650ml bottles of Heineken for £10.50 a good deal lads?

[Anonymous No.10367990]

>>10367957
It's your typical American lager

[Anonymous No.10367993]

>>10367975
certainly not, you can get much more alcohol for way less

[Anonymous No.10368003]

>>10367990
b-but it says canadian?!

[Anonymous No.10368004]

>>10367993
teach me lad

[Anonymous No.10368007]

>>10366609
11:49 AM
no but bout to open one up

[Anonymous No.10368009]

>>10367975
>living in Europe
Oh my god, I feel so sorry for you. Dude, that's fucked, I'm really sorry, holy shit. Goddamn that's a hard knock, sorry to hear it. Shit.

[Anonymous No.10368015]

>>10368003
It's owned by Coors now.

[Anonymous No.10368017]

>>10367266
rum's good in white mochas

[Anonymous No.10368018]

>>10368009
>£
>Europe

[Anonymous No.10368028]

>>10367990
reeeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.10368051]

>>10368018
Oh shit, so are you in the UK? Oh my god dude, I'm sorry. Holy fucking shit I am just like... oh god man I am seriously really sorry to hear that and you have my sympathies.

[Anonymous No.10368056]

>>10368018
What continent group are those British islands attached to? Just because you got a bit of water between you and the mainland it doesn't mean you're not attached.
Like, no one says Manhattan is not part of North America

[Anonymous No.10368057]

>>10367928
>>10367929
>>10367939
So therefore, we blame the company that made the alcohol. That makes total sense
I'm so sick of the "THINK OF THE CHILDREN" argument

[Anonymous No.10368060]

>>10368051
I unironically think the USA would probably be the worst country in the world to move to, im comfy in the U.K thanks.

[Anonymous No.10368066]

>>10368060
USA < Canada
probably USA < UK and everything else too, i hate my country

[Anonymous No.10368067]

>>10368056
>British islands
>attached to Europe
>An island is not attached to anything

Holy shit American education, Britain is not in europe

[Anonymous No.10368073]

>>10368067
What continental plate is Britain on?

[Anonymous No.10368079]

>>10368067
>Britbongistan education teaches children that the channel is infinite in depth
>mfw they think they are floating in an infinite ocean, and not attached to other land below the water

[Anonymous No.10368083]

>>10368073
plates dont equate continents retard, a continent is one single above water fucking landmass.

[Anonymous No.10368089]

>>10368083
So... Manhattan is not part of North America. Because it's an island.
Wait, so is every island it's own "continent" in British education?

[Anonymous No.10368091]

>>10368060
Yeah I mean I was just giving you a hard time. I'd live in Denmark if I could just choose anywhere, I went through a couple countries in Europe 12 years back and that's the place I liked the most. Had a vision of just living somewhere out of the way over there, everything was so green and it just felt right. No idea what it's like now though.

[Anonymous No.10368094]

>>10368079
>land below the water means anything

by that logic every continent is connected you fucking retard, theres a bottom to every ocean. Holy shit American education

[Anonymous No.10368098]

>>10368066
>I hate my country
You're part of the fucking problem, stop it with that shit.

[Anonymous No.10368099]

>>10368094
Every continent IS connected, dummy.
Except that there are seams between the plates, defining continents

[Anonymous No.10368103]

>>10368094
>mfw he doesn't know about the tectonic plates

[Anonymous No.10368106]

>>10368098
we're both part of the problem bud

[Anonymous No.10368109]

>>10368099
continents are identified as being seperated by oceans and channels, they are not connected as the same continents because of what is under the water you idiot

[Anonymous No.10368113]

>>10368103
>tectonic plates are continents

you are the retard

[Anonymous No.10368116]

Could the children ITT please go away?

[Anonymous No.10368121]

>>10368116
actually this

[Anonymous No.10368126]

>>10368116
let me see your ID bud, i don't think you're of legal drinking age

[Anonymous No.10368134]

>>10368109
What oceans or channels separate Europe and Asia? Or Africa and Asia? Or North America and South America?

[Anonymous No.10368136]

>>10368109
So... How many continents are there by that definition? Hundreds? Because lots of islands meet that criteria

I can't believe Britain teaches that they live on the Continent of Britain.
>The continent of Britain
>The continent of Ireland
>The continent of Sri Lanka
>The continent of Borno
>The continent of Greeland
>The continent of Iceland
>The continent of Baffin's Island
>The continent of Madagascar
>The continent of New Zealand North Island
>The continent of New Zealand South Island
>The continent of Taiwan
>The continent of Java
>The continent of Japan Honshu

And so forth and so forth
Gotta hand it to British children, they sure do learn a lot.

[Anonymous No.10368143]

>>10368136
we live on an island you idiot never argued we didn't

[Anonymous No.10368149]

>>10368143
And islands are grouped in with their continent that they sit on.
Is Sri Lanka not part of the Indian subcontinent?

[Anonymous No.10368158]

>>10368106
I know, I just thought it was a nice sentiment to actually like your country and I'm sorry you don't feel that way.

[Anonymous No.10368159]

>>10368149
Britain is not in Europe m8, accept that. Get it through your simple head.

[Anonymous No.10368160]

Number 10 in three hours, bartender looks at me weird

[Anonymous No.10368174]

>>10368158
i became a severe alcoholic last year and went from voting for trump to wishing i wasn't american any more, then i sobered up
i'm an alcoholic again but i can quit a day without sweating and shaking

[Anonymous No.10368177]

>>10368159
No matter how much you hate the French, you can never change the fact that you belong to the same continent. Islands are still part of a continent. They're not free floating agents.

When Doggerland existed, and Britain was literally connected to the mainland, it was part of the Continent then. When water levels rose, apparently the entire island started floating and detached entirely.

[Anonymous No.10368185]

>>10368160
remember to tip him/her good

[Anonymous No.10368195]

>>10367975
It used to be 3 for 5gbp, so it's not a great deal.
Heineken isn't a great beer, it isn't the average swill either, the bottles seem disappointing and Heineken is always watered down, by that I mean you never get the % alcohol they state.
You could get 6-8 bottles ales for that price, or 10 shitty bottled pilsners 500ml, which excatly what heineken is.

[Anonymous No.10368198]

>>10368185
I always do, eventhough I'm a regular.

[Anonymous No.10368205]

>>10368017
I might try to make some mochas, but earl grey seems easier
Thanks for the tip though I'll write it down

[Anonymous No.10368207]

>>10368066
using less than instead of greater than, I hate you.

[Anonymous No.10368246]

I'm bringing back a few few bottles of arrack from sri lanka, anything good to mix with it besides soda?

[Anonymous No.10368252]

>>10368198
you ever switch up bars?

[Anonymous No.10368261]

>>10368195
if its brewed in the Netherlands (which this stuff is) then its quite nice. I dont mind too much because theres slightly more than a pint in each bottle.

It was in tesco and they didnt have any beers which seemed great value for money. Are there any supermarkets that do decent imported beers for cheap?

Used to drink erdinger wheat beers until tesco stopped fucking selling them.

[Anonymous No.10368263]

>>10368246
Never heard of it before, but I guess you can make rum cocktails but substitute the rum?

[Anonymous No.10368265]

>>10368246
Doing chasers, can be better than mixing.
However if you are in uk, buy cloudy lemonade hides taste of anything.

[Anonymous No.10368277]

>>10368252
I used to from fear of being seen as an alckie, now I don't care and stick to one and the same. Been coming here for about a year.

[Anonymous No.10368290]

I made some real progress.


Got my CDL-A drivers license.

My only problem is I can't apply anywhere for at least a month because I smoked marijuana almost every day for the last 4 months


Time to have a few drinks to celebrate

[Anonymous No.10368300]

Vodka and Orangejuice Bro Here
I'm at my third glass.
My girlfriend keeps calling me but I won't pick up.
Getting a nice buzz going
ESKETIT!!!!

[Anonymous No.10368301]

>>10368261
The ones in uk are most certainly brewed under license.
Tesco used to do some german and czech beers, not all the time.
Lidl and Aldi do good bottled british ales, unless you really want a pilsner.

Left UK a year ago, so can't help much, but look for local paki/polish shop and buy polak beers they are great, strong and cheap.

[Anonymous No.10368309]

>>10368277
There's like 2 bars around me that I like, I miss living in the city so much

[Anonymous No.10368313]

>>10368300
Your should pick up, I've lost so many girlfriends being drunk and I end up missing all of them. Pick up your God damn phone

[Anonymous No.10368325]

>>10368313
ah fuck her, she's always coming back
i already left her once and still she came back
desu i dont really want her anymore, i just dont want to be alone sometimes

[Anonymous No.10368332]

>>10368174
I hope you find contentment somehow. I was at my very worst 2 years ago where every morning it would be me having actual difficulty taking the first sip of vodka in the morning because my hand was shaking lifting the glass.
I mean, I'm still really bad because I seriously can't stop. But just wanted to give you a vote of confidence that it's possible to get out of the worst of your shit.
Back to the America thing, I just hope that there can be a day where everyone loves where they live and we have actual national pride, but I don't know, maybe that's just too old fashioned for how people are changing. I don't want to start something by saying it, but I don't regret voting for Trump and I'm still glad I did it.
But in any case, I wish you well and hope you're ok.

[Anonymous No.10368334]

>>10368309
I used to frequent 5-6 bars over the course of a week. Perfect for getting wasted every night. I live in a medium sized city of nigh 200k

[Anonymous No.10368336]

>>10368309
move back into one

[Anonymous No.10368344]

>>10368313
Never talk to anyone while drunk unless they are also drunk
That's my rule at least

[Anonymous No.10368348]

>>10368325
My last one was just the same, and I acted like you did. Not saying she will leave you but I would not take my chances. I am 29 years old now and lonelier than ever

[Anonymous No.10368355]

>>10368332
I find if I don't buy hard liquor i don't have withdrawals. DESU sometimes some of the shit i read on here has stopped me, it's kind of scary how you can end up
and my pride for america is outweighed by my shame of us, part of the problem is the state i live in. I'm sure if I moved to the south or nevada i'd be all "AMERICA FUCK YEAH" again

[Anonymous No.10368359]

>>10368348
maybe youre right, but one night of not picking up wont be too bad
i'll ask for forgiveness tomorrow

[Anonymous No.10368371]

>>10368332
*stop altogether I meant
It's less now but still ultimately a problem.

[Anonymous No.10368382]

>>10368344
Good rule, difficult to keep.
>>10368359
Good man.

[Anonymous No.10368388]

>>10368355
Yeah I stopped buying actual liquor for the house last year and never even thought about going back once. The only time I drink it is when I'm in a restaurant or a bar, because the cost of it stops me from having too many drinks. It always stops at 4 or less because of that and is usually only 1 or 2.

[Anonymous No.10368399]

>>10368344
>>10368382
Yeah, it's a pretty genius rule I'll have to agree.

[Anonymous No.10368402]

>>10368301
it says on the bottles brewed in amsterdam, maybe that was why it was a bit more expensive.

Where are you now?

[Anonymous No.10368434]

>>10368388
I get a bottle of vodka or something every now and then, but I haven't been able to just put it down for the night, it always gets finished unless its so bad its hard to get down lol
money isn't a problem for me, but i try to take it easy in bars because people have followed me to see if i'm good to drive or not. No DUIs or accidents, but i know my lucks gonna run out one day
i can't get food and not have a couple drinks

[Anonymous No.10368437]

>>10368402
Hong Kong.

[Anonymous No.10368449]

>>10367607
does anyone recall B3 or the original Sparks before reformulation? lots of ER panic attacks and insane smash-your-head-into-things-just-because kind of fun

[Anonymous No.10368452]

Because of the nature of al/ck/ do we bring the average age of /ck/ way up? I bet we're one of the oldest boards on average

[Anonymous No.10368454]

>>10368437
what's the beer like there? Cheap?

[Anonymous No.10368455]

>>10368437
I heard quite often that alcohol is a bit expensive in Vancouver. My condolences.

[Anonymous No.10368457]

>>10368402
3 for 5gbp has been regular price for maybe 6-8 years usually 660ml or 66cl.
I wouldn't trust the bottle if the gluey label is there.
Grolsch bottles are better, do they still sell the swing tops?

[Anonymous No.10368465]

>>10368452
I am 69 years old

[Anonymous No.10368466]

>>10368452
Even without al/ck/, /ck/ would be up there.
Teen don't cook.
And American college kids don't either

[Anonymous No.10368468]

>>10368454
Cheap beer is cheap 1gpb a can
You can 12 cans 330ml or 4 litres for 3.50gpb or 4e
Drinking in bars is rape :(

[Anonymous No.10368474]

>>10368466
oh, I almost forgot. I am 72 years old.

[Anonymous No.10368489]

>>10368434
I can identify with that finishing the bottle thing. If I have a bottle of liquor in the house I will just rage on it the entire night no matter what because that's just how I like it. The very last time, when I got a handle of vodka that I finished in two days, when I ran out even the beginning of withdrawal the next morning made me feel like I was going insane so that's the exact moment I stopped, and I haven't bought house liquor for a year. I drink like a 6 pack and a bottle of wine a day now or the equivalent. My complete abstinence isn't looking very good because I started all this 10 years ago.

[Anonymous No.10368492]

i had about 6 shots of vodka now and I'm thinking of putting the bottle down now
i might want to take some kratom later and not get so fucked up that i am hangover tomorrow.
well, i actually was sober since last summer.
i just started drinking since i moved to this new city and alc became more accessible. been an alcoholic a while back, drank on average seven beers a day, failed all my classes in college, just went there to drink.
i hope i am not relapsing

[Anonymous No.10368505]

>>10368455
I can but a bottle of beer or draught for 5e 5gpb, if I travel to an expat bar, sometimes 2gbp
But in HK restaurants will sell you 660m beer for 3.5gbp if you eat food.

gbp = pound, 1.1/1.3euro

The closet bar to me about 8gbp and there is no bar culture like europe, better to go to tourist expat bars, I found one bar doing passable pilsner 2gbp during crazy hour.

It's not the price it is the culture it is all poser bars, weird thing is they but 10 bottles of beers maybe 30gbp then roll dice and d fingers of beer, banter is tragic, hence I sit at home or go for walks drinking my export guinness 6.8% vl alc.

[Anonymous No.10368516]

>>10368457
yeah man, its 3 for £5.25, I do love grolsch but its brewed under license in tesco, the grolsch in the netherlands is absolutely way more tasty than it is in the U.K

[Anonymous No.10368525]

>>10368452
I'm 34 and sadly I reckon I'm older than a good 90% of the users these days.

[Anonymous No.10368528]

>>10368489
at my worst last year i was downing one of those 100 proof smirnoff fifths a day while traveling and going out for alcohol and food
it got to the point where i either had to sit and drink all day if i didn't want withdrawal symptoms. I only had mild hallucinations, but that shit still scares me

[Anonymous No.10368531]

>>10368489
also i've only been an alchie for a couple years

[Anonymous No.10368532]

>>10368468
that sucks, can pick up guest ale pints in wetherspoons for £2.19 a pint here. My aussie mate was saying that is a good deal because in his city in Australia its like 6 bucks for a schooner which is fuck all compared to a pint

[Anonymous No.10368550]

I did some math and it's approximately 21 euros per case no matter which way I import the strong beer from. But if I bought non-strong beer from the store it's over 24 euros per case.

[Anonymous No.10368555]

>>10368516
Stella outside UK is really nice.

[Anonymous No.10368572]

what countries are yall from

[Anonymous No.10368575]

>>10368572
Germany

[Anonymous No.10368576]

Afghanistan.

[Anonymous No.10368586]

>>10368576
You are not allowed to drink, ahmed

[Anonymous No.10368594]

>>10368586
المجاهدين يستطيعون إمتصاص كراتي.

[Anonymous No.10368610]

>>10368572
El America

[Anonymous No.10368630]

>>10368555
never tried it outside the U.K will do next time im in Belgium.

The ones brewed under license in the UK seem to taste way shittier than the ones imported from the European breweries.

Continental beer is much smoother than U.K brewed beers.

[Anonymous No.10368635]

>>10368594
Oh you're just a Christian Afghani paying the Jizya tax? Sorry about the misunderstanding

[Anonymous No.10368638]

>>10368594
>لمجاهدين يستطيعون إمتصاص كراتي.
"Mujahideen can absorb my balls."

you're gonna go to jail

[Anonymous No.10368640]

>>10368630
Yeah, 90% of swill isd brewed under license.
Try those Polish beers if you can, great stuff.

[Anonymous No.10368672]

>>10368630
>not enjoying the harsh taste
You big girly.

[Anonymous No.10368673]

>>10368640
will do, theres an epic paki off license near me which sells imported beers from around the world you dont see in supermarkets so ill go there for some.

Had a conversation with my mate about continental beers being better than UK brewed ones and he insisted that Newcastle Brown tasted better than an imported Weihenstephaner. It was infuriating

[Anonymous No.10368679]

>>10368638
ليس لدي ما أخشاه لأنني لست مثليًا

[Anonymous No.10368720]

>>10368449
man i could drink exactly one sparks and have my stomach in knots for three days afterward
that stuff was crazy

[Anonymous No.10368726]

>>10368679
I don't want to use google translate on everything you das
Pls use english
Sonst werde ich auch nur noch auf meiner Muttersprache mit dir kommunizieren, Spast

[Anonymous No.10368784]

What is buckfast like to get drunk on? Heard is absolutely destroying scotland, to the point at which the Scottish government are close to banning it.

[Anonymous No.10368795]

This scotch is kicking my ass. It's only 40% but there's no actual reviews of it anywhere.

Scottish Royal blended scotch - it's full of flavor, nice oaky taste with a toffee note. Only cost me 15 euros for 1 litre

[Anonymous No.10368805]

>>10368795
where are you posting from, lad?

[Anonymous No.10368809]

>>10368805
Probably a park bench.

[Anonymous No.10368845]

>>10368795
you know you can sleep at my place

[Anonymous No.10368846]

>>10368809
I never experienced getting drunk in parks and shit when I was underage. I went to the pub at 15 and got served pints no questions asked. This is in the Welsh valleys though.

[Anonymous No.10368847]

>>10368805

Finland, it was shipped from denmark along with my beer

[Anonymous No.10368855]

>>10368846
It isn't fun. You get punched in the liver by some cheeky chav trying to show off in front of his mates and end up pissing blood for a week.

[Anonymous No.10368869]

>>10368847
isnt beer in Finland insanely expensive? Do people often drink themselves to death due to lack of sunlight or something?

>>10368855
doesn't sound fun at all m8

[Anonymous No.10368875]

>>10368869
Like I said it isn't. Pissing blood is as terrifying as those times you puke blood.

[Anonymous No.10368881]

>>10368875
I bet. There doesn't seem to be as many chavs around as there used to be though. Seems like they've morphed into something different

[Anonymous No.10368885]

>>10368881
Just because they wear Chinos and polo shirts doesn't mean they aren't still the same old scum.

[Anonymous No.10368891]

>>10368869

Yeah there was a post above which me doing calculations, importing strong beer from denmark or germany is cheaper than buying regular stuff from the local stores. The taxation is through the roof right now no way I would pay for the alko prices as long as I can order from other EU countries.

20 euros per case is pretty decent.

[Anonymous No.10368908]

>>10368891
>>10368869
>Do people often drink themselves to death

If they've got nothing else to do. I am a fucking artist, I've got a good reason to drink. I need to create.

[Anonymous No.10368910]

>>10368885
I guess so , but they seem like deanos rather than chavs

>>10368891
a mate of mine went on a night out in finland and spent £400 on booze. Was shocked to hear it was that expensive for a bender.

Do people use the internet in finland to get around the high local prices, and still drunk themselves to death?

Scotland has a similar problem due to lack of light and thus dopamine deficieny, and they are introducing minimum prices per unit of alcohol as a tax to stop it

[Anonymous No.10368920]

>>10368910
Chavs and Deanos are interchangeable lad.

[Anonymous No.10368928]

third day in a row the stars are not visible
fuck spring

[Anonymous No.10368929]

>>10368920
I guess so, the advent of getting things on finance just shifted them from being Chavs to Deanos.

I see you also browse the goalposting part of 4chan

[Anonymous No.10368936]

>>10368929
Not necessarily. Are you talking of the island of feels?

[Anonymous No.10368940]

>>10368910

When I go to a summer festival, I have around 200 euros in my wallet for drinks and food, mostly drinks as I need to be hydrated, you see.

Couple years ago I drank so hard I passed out in Helsinki, thankfully no one robbed me. Couple hours later I was hobbling off to the main railway station.

Going out drinking is very expensive here, which is why we have a thing called kalsarikännit, getting drunk in our underwear.

[Anonymous No.10368949]

>>10368936
well, there is that and also /Eddieposting/. Haven't been on feels for a while, is goalposting big there?

[Anonymous No.10368961]

>>10368949
Not sure what it is lad but I'm guessing its fagball stuff?

[Anonymous No.10368966]

>>10368940

I don't see people drinking themselves to death. I've heard people drinking till they shit themselves or develop early age dementia though - the government doesn't allow us to kill ourselves with alcohol yet, but they are getting closer to that.

Me, I buy most of my alcohol from Denmark which has a very low alcohol taxation. I pay 20 euros per package for transportation

[Anonymous No.10368968]

>>10368940
200 euros is a lot lad, is that just for one day? People here aren't that different, they will pay £300 for a weekend ticket to Download festival, pay £120 for booze to bring in, £40 on food and then pay £6 a pint inside where the stages are ( they search and confiscate alcohol in the main arena unless its bought there).

Can't imagine Helsinki would be bad for being mugged, then again, I dont know how diverse it has become t b h

[Anonymous No.10368973]

>>10368961
close, brit/pol/, Eddiw is a tripfag who went awol from the army, is an alkie, and lives in his car who posts there regularly.

[Anonymous No.10368977]

>>10368973
Oh. Never been a fan of brit/pol/ since politics just makes my depression and general paranoia 10 times worse.

[Anonymous No.10368985]

>>10368966
thats fair, it sounds a bit like scotland without the heroin addiction problem. In 2015 half of the heroin users in scotland died from OD.

[Anonymous No.10368989]

>>10368968

If I am seeing a show, I usually pay 7 euros per pint of long drink - regular beer is usually slightly cheaper than that. Yes, 200 euros for one night. I only do one nighters per festival. Fuck staying in a tent in rain or that kinda garbage.

[Anonymous No.10368991]

>>10368977
mate they barely discuss any politics there, I have no idea how the mods still let it keep on going. Its basically a harsher version of feel with more tripfags

[Anonymous No.10368994]

>>10368991
tripfags are the worst part of /britfeel/ though, more of them would just make me angrier.

[Anonymous No.10368996]

[Anonymous No.10369005]

>>10368994
I guess thats true, these tripfags offer bounties to people who turn up to fight them, some of them are schizo etc I only browse it because its a free for all shitshow, might have to start going back to /britfeel/

>>10368989
damn thats expensive lad, sounds Australian tier expensive. You ever been drinking in the U.K?

[Anonymous No.10369009]

>>10369005

I've never been to the UK.

[Anonymous No.10369013]

>>10369005
I've worked in nuthouses in the past so I've had my fill of working around schizos who grab for anything sharp.

[Anonymous No.10369014]

This just happened in Germany at GSM:
https://clips..
twitch.
tv/TawdryScaryTarsierDxAbomb

[Anonymous No.10369027]

>>10369014
Not related to al/ck/, but I'm drunk and it was pretty crazy

[Anonymous No.10369030]

>>10369009
you should do it, there are plenty of slags here and if you go to Cardiff or Newcastle for a night out its friendly af and cheap

>>10369013
any greentext stories? Nuthouses must be rough af to work in, like a prison guard im guessing

[Anonymous No.10369047]

>>10369030
Well I was only working there to help fix up all the smashed walls and shit from over the years. Still though I was there for 6 months. Had nutters try to bolt past me out the doors at least once every 2 weeks and one of them stabbed my mate in the hand. One of them was a pretty harmless and nice guy though. Said some weird gibberish to me out of the blue one day then said that he'd just saved my soul from hell, he then went on to talk to a younger sister he doesn't know I have. Whole thing felt quite weird and eerie. Other than that though it was quite smooth sailing, the nurses were pretty lovely too.

[Anonymous No.10369051]

>>10369030

I'd love to visit UK some day. Not just drinking but for also historical reasons.

I think I am too old for slags tho, I am 36. I am not a young guy anymore.

[Anonymous No.10369068]

>>10369047
sounds interesting and weird. For some reason I have visions of those places being quite hellish, when in all seriousness they probably aren't.

What's your favourite city in the U.K for a proper bender? Mine's Cardiff.

[Anonymous No.10369073]

>>10369051
the slags dont care how old you are unless you're fucking 50 m8, you should try to ride some U.K slags they are easy, cheeky and fun.

What history interests you about the U.K?

[Anonymous No.10369078]

>>10369068
>For some reason I have visions of those places being quite hellish
It probably is for the patients. They can't leave, they only get out once in a blue moon, they rarely get visited by family for the most part since they're all fucked up 30-something guys who burned all their bridges and went homeless a bit. Still visit a couple of them occasionally because they really aren't all terrible people. They just aren't quite right for living among the "normal" public.

>What's your favourite city in the U.K for a proper bender?
Liverpool because all the decent-ish coke.

[Anonymous No.10369079]

I miss my dad tonight. He's been dead so long I don't think of him much anymore but I really miss him tonight

[Anonymous No.10369091]

>>10369073

About as old as you can go with the UK history - in Finland we don't seem to have much of confirmed recorded stuff

Finnish history is basically a bunch of dudes settling in the coastlines and then banging rocks together until we get christianity forced on our selves. Then we stay as a buffer zone between sweden and russia, until we get a bright idea to be independent, then there's a civil war and couple world wars.

The UK is much more interesting.

[Anonymous No.10369097]

>>10369073
>2nd to the right

[Anonymous No.10369103]

i just wanna date someone i already know so I can skip all the awkward bullshit, for fucks sake i just want someone I can love

[Anonymous No.10369125]

>>10369078
I wouldn't judge any of the people there, must be awful. I had something happen to me a year ago and i'd be homeless if it wasn't for family.

Does coke go hand in hand with booze for you? Never done it and dont want to because I have an addictive personality.

>>10369091
That's fair, you ever been to the Netherlands? They have some history which seems to be preserved better than the U.K, plus hookers and dude weed shops.

[Anonymous No.10369130]

Who's starting the new thread lads?

[Anonymous No.10369140]

>>10369130
>only on page 3
just leave it for now

[Anonymous No.10369146]

>>10369125

I've missed mid- and western europe. I've been to Spain, Italy, San Marino and Greece as a young kid, but I'd like to see more of Europe some day.

[Anonymous No.10369149]

>>10369125
The good stuff pretty much doubles my tolerance and makes for a fun night. Its like being a sober brain in an obliterated body if thats your kinda thing.

[Anonymous No.10369165]

>>10369146
go to the netherlands if you like history its fucking awesome, learned a lot about their invasion from Spain and also their Roman roots. Vikings also went there.

>>10369149
sounds good, but a mate of mine told me that once it wears off (quickly) you just want more and that would be the fucking end of me.

[Anonymous No.10369171]

>>10369103
iktf. i mean the awkward part is what makes the relationship special.
i wish there was a program just to unity us, "the lone ones"

[Anonymous No.10369179]

>>10369165
Yeah its quite hard. The come down is also quite hard. It seems to make any hangover twice as bad too in my experience. Bets to avoid it if you have an addicting personality, you don't want to end up being English Al Pacino.

[Anonymous No.10369200]

>>10369179
its the same reason ive never tried MDMA, the come down just sounds like absolute fucking hell.

Friends of mine say its good for fucking, but not mixing with beer, but they are euros and it is a british thing to drink with coke

[Anonymous No.10369201]

Last number of my post is how many beers I dirnk tonight

[Anonymous No.10369209]

>>10369201
re rolling for you lad 1 is not good enough

[Anonymous No.10369216]

>>10369200
Not done MDMA either. I really want to try MDMA and DMT but I don't know anyone who can get me any. Not tried fucking with coke since I'm a miserable sap but drinking with coke is a bad thing in the long term. It produces some sort of toxin that destroys you.

[Anonymous No.10369219]

>>10369216
yeah ive heard if forms a toxin that attacks the nervous system.

Weed was the drug for me but ive fucking absolutely ruined it for myself.

[Anonymous No.10369230]

NEW THREAD

>>10369227

[Anonymous No.10369231]

I'm not going to do it because I don't want to hurt my family but man I am obsessed with suicide lately. I can't think about anything but what it would feel like to hang myself

[Anonymous No.10369327]

>>10367206
literally anything; vodka, brandy, whisky, rum, any spirit without a "weird/strong" taste (ie gin) usually goes good. even better if you add some sugar.
also shit like schnapps, glayva, chambord and any liqueurs are delicious in tea or coffee, but those arent really /alck/ territory due to the high price and relatively low alcohol content.
if you're looking to get pissed, a nice cup of coffee with plenty of rum or brandy is always delicious

[Anonymous No.10369556]

>get job
>don't want to drink anymore, not even on Fridays

this is normal?

[Anonymous No.10370624]

>>10366506

>drunken whatsapp

so I've quit my job without anything lined up on the grounds I've had enough of accounting/credit control

the leaving do drinks tonight went well enough

i left walking upright but right now im pretty caned after setting up a whatsapp group with work boss and other manager sending them videos of my pc screen banging out drum n bass tunes and turning it round to myself going "WOOO!"

giving my mobile to some girl at work so she can phone her ex was probably a mistake as he keeps phoning me now and when i answer hangs up.
glad he dont know where i live. or at least i hope he dont.

its 4am and im chair dancing to music. life is ok.

ill post again tuesday after the bank holiday when i realise im unemployed with no qualifications and 20 years experience in a role i hate and dont want to do anymore.

[Anonymous No.10370778]

>>10366609
11:53 PM
No, but I will be within 15 minutes

[Anonymous No.10370806]

>>10366609
10:00pm
gonna pop open a box of bum wine in 20 minutes

[Anonymous No.10370869]

>>10366506
am old? i don't get the appeal of snapchat