What are some good foods to get you in the mood before sex? What are some good foods to eat after sex for maximum comfy?

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Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:00:17 2018 No.10364742 [Reply] [Original]

What are some good foods to get you in the mood before sex?
What are some good foods to eat after sex for maximum comfy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:01:12 2018 No.10364748 Curry Ben&Jerries

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:01:32 2018 No.10364751 >>10364742 Lots of dill pickles

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:01:49 2018 No.10364752 Anything that you make yourself, girls swoon over that. >>10364748 No, not curry pajeet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:01:50 2018 No.10364753 >eat eat eat eat eat eat Fucking fatties

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:02:18 2018 No.10364754 >>10364751 Pre or post sex ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:02:28 2018 No.10364756 >>10364752 Curry is a scientifically prove sex booster

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:03:30 2018 No.10364764 >>10364756 But it makes your breath bad

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:03:41 2018 No.10364766 >>10364756 Source?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:03:47 2018 No.10364767 >>10364756 Yeah right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:03:55 2018 No.10364769 >>10364756 >eat curry >gang-rape underage girls >ask 12 year old to open bobs India was a mistake

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:04:18 2018 No.10364772 >>10364764 If it's garlic and onions and you both eat it, then neither will notice it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:04:23 2018 No.10364773 File: 44 KB, 377x482, reviewbrah_dinner.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Meal before sex? Go down, of course. After sex? A slab of steak, some wine, and a cigar.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:04:51 2018 No.10364778 >>10364742 why are normies so fucking cringeworthy

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:05:20 2018 No.10364780 >>10364766 Just google it my family https://www.google.co.kr/amp/s/www.express.co.uk/news/uk/53595/Why-curry-is-the-secret-to-spicing-up-your-love-life/amp

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:05:37 2018 No.10364781 >>10364778 t. incel

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:07:43 2018 No.10364789 >>10364778 Normies, you mean people who pay their own bills and aren't faggots like you?

Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:12:50 2018 No.10364810

>>10364742
dated this chinese woman who would make mussels with white wine, garlic, and lemon juice. one of the best fucking things i've ever eaten. and it always preceded sex. that's really the only aphrodisiac-type food i've have a sense memory with. i dated another girl who ate garden vegetable cream cheese off my dick. she really liked cheese. i just remember it being chunky and not that pleasurable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:13:27 2018 No.10364814 >>10364742 Oysters before sex, they're loaded with zinc, your balls will love it. Order a pizza afterwards, your woman will love it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:21:04 2018 No.10364847 >>10364810 Good times! Try finding an American chick that can cook, it just doesn't seem to happen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:21:37 2018 No.10364851 >>10364814 James Bond detected.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:22:08 2018 No.10364855 >>10364754 Both.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:29:20 2018 No.10364890 >>10364851 >James Bond detected. Shaken, not stirred.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:34:43 2018 No.10364920 >>10364814 what does zinc do for your balls?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:37:09 2018 No.10364939 >>10364753 Says the man on the food and cooking board.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:37:40 2018 No.10364943 File: 298 KB, 400x372, horny-goat-weed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10364920 Makes them hard combine that with horney goat weed and you're a master of disaster.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:39:48 2018 No.10364962 >>10364920 Zinc will give you a hard-on like you wouldn't believe. Zinc Picolinate capsules at your health-food store, 50 mg. strength. I take 2 with breakfast.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:41:02 2018 No.10364965 File: 65 KB, 500x407, Here_It_Comes_Baby-Droppin_Fuckin_Loads.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10364962

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:41:31 2018 No.10364968 >>10364962 welp, going to the drugstore tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:42:01 2018 No.10364971 >>10364943 >>10364962 gotta get me some zinc dick. man, the more you know

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:42:38 2018 No.10364973 >>10364971 Don't forget horny goat weed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:45:01 2018 No.10364982 >>10364742 Chicken and white wine, avoid cheese and pasta

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:46:20 2018 No.10364992 >>10364968 Don't let them sell you another type, they don't do shit. It's gotta be the Picolinate type and 50 mg.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:47:06 2018 No.10364996 booze and booze

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:47:14 2018 No.10364997 >>10364992 will do. me and my girlfriend send our thanks in advance

Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:47:21 2018 No.10364998

>>10364742
>What are some good foods to get you in the mood before sex?

Not to be meme, a blue rare steak, blue cheese on top and some greens make me feel extra masculine

>What are some good foods to eat after sex for maximum comfy?

Lime sorbet for me. Ladies tend to like back rubs, rubbing their ankles and chocolate ice cream.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:54:54 2018 No.10365037 >>10364998 >blue cheese before sex foot fetish and/or rimming?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 00:01:21 2018 No.10365074 File: 19 KB, 300x299, Popeye-Spinach.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Get yourself some spinach, be like popeye!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 00:04:51 2018 No.10365090 File: 146 KB, 497x377, Popeye-ass_grab.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If it's good enough for Popeye and my grandparents then it's good enough for you!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 00:05:04 2018 No.10365091 >>10365074 i hear spinach and broccoli make your cum taste like shit. I almost started a thread on this the other day. like, what foods make your cum taste sweet or bitter or sour? naw what i mean? anybody have first hand info on this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 00:07:55 2018 No.10365107 >>10365091 I've heard more negatives than positives from long term girlfriends. One thing that's sure, if some chick is going down on you and you a thai food fart, you're gonna have bad times. The bitch will hollar at you for a couple days.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 00:08:10 2018 No.10365109 >>10364780 >why curry is the secret to spicing up your sex life Fuck me that's some low hanging fruit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 00:08:57 2018 No.10365113 >>10365074 mirin those forearm gains tho

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 00:09:59 2018 No.10365116 >>10365091 so does hot sauce and soda but pineapple legit makes it taste good, I had a girlfriend in high school who made me eat it and she literally could tell if I stopped

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 00:10:08 2018 No.10365117 >>10365091 From what I've read pineapple is supposed to make it taste better, I dunno I'm just a guy and don't suck cum.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 00:11:06 2018 No.10365121 >>10365116 >>10365117 I don't eat pineapple but I eat a ton of fruit and I've been told my cum tastes good

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 00:12:09 2018 No.10365129 File: 47 KB, 644x479, Popeye-Onion_Pacific-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10365113 Gotta have those to chase Olive Oil and beat off Brutus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 00:13:07 2018 No.10365138 >>10364742 >he fell for the sex meme Take my advice. Forget about it. Nothing but trouble.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 00:13:58 2018 No.10365141 >>10364742 IME sex is best on an empty stomach. Just like it's not good to swim after you eat a big meal, it's not a good idea to be gyratin' all around with a bunch of food in your belly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 00:15:25 2018 No.10365148 >>10365138 We're guys, we never take advice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 00:16:13 2018 No.10365152 >>10365141 KHAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 00:17:16 2018 No.10365160 File: 65 KB, 475x880, CumHolyGrail.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10364814 >>10364920 >>10364943 >>10364962 >>10364965 >>10364968 >>10364971 >>10364973 >>10364992

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 00:21:43 2018 No.10365182 1936 POPEYE MEETS SINBAD THE SAILOR CARTOON https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JNt3EpCJZU

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 00:26:34 2018 No.10365206 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H0yqRJd1nI Popeye v Sinbad

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 00:30:56 2018 No.10365232 >>10364742 I don't like eating before sex because I don't like physical exertion on a full stomach. Afterwards anything is game.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 00:35:28 2018 No.10365250 I don't think I want to have sex after I drop a fat one I just feel really distant and shut down from the world for a while just want to sit quietly by myself and not talk to or be around anyone

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 00:36:07 2018 No.10365255 >>10365138 get a load of this faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 00:38:39 2018 No.10365264 File: 1.07 MB, 255x189, knob_polish.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Eat some spicy Mexican, Indian, or Thai food before sex. Trust me, it'll get you right into the mood.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 00:42:34 2018 No.10365278 >>10364766 India and its disporia

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 00:44:28 2018 No.10365285 >>10365278 Poo in the loo with shitstains, that's indians.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 00:46:40 2018 No.10365302 >>10365250 Seek help from dr phil and dr oz, drs of what I dunno, otherwise perhaps just kill yourself, this is 4c.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 00:48:04 2018 No.10365309 >>10364742 Subway sandwiches

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 00:50:01 2018 No.10365314 >>10365264 Those Thai food farts are pretty pungent, beef w/ basil farts can clear a room.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 00:50:22 2018 No.10365317 File: 9 KB, 236x236, 1517068072585.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10364781 >any year >giving up my powers to roasties

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:03:07 2018 No.10365366 File: 41 KB, 1280x720, Mad_Max-w-Doggo-e3910f42ea1ca238aef1b8177966c807.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10365317 Only man's best friend will stick around when the Thai food farts start blowing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:15:34 2018 No.10365423 >>10365309 I never got the point of Subway, NYC subways are disgusting, they're filled with everything one doesn't want. Rats, piss, horrible smells, niggers, criminals, roaches. Why would a place named Subway appeal to anyone?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:18:40 2018 No.10365437 >>10365423 ... appeal to anyone as a food destination or choice. I hit enter too quick.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:32:52 2018 No.10365496 >>10365423 they look like a subway? huh? am i gettin yer meanin?

Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:33:20 2018 No.10365498

>>10364769
Don't forget bathe in the ganges where all their shit and piss runs off into.
But they come to America claiming high tech and fail miserably because "cheap and easy." It ten or more of them to even get close to what an American does naturally.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:36:08 2018 No.10365504 >>10364742 only one drink. wine. unless she recovering alcoholic you be getting some.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:36:33 2018 No.10365507 >>10364810 Reminds me of a Billy Joel song. Bottle of Red, Bottle of White, Perhaps a Bottle of Rose instead? (BBC2 broadcast live from Wembley 8th June 1984) Billy Joel Scenes from an Italian Restaurant http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au74rR9lIYQ

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:48:53 2018 No.10365542 >>10364780 >.co.uk bongs will do literally anything to bow to their pajeet overlords.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:49:06 2018 No.10365544 >>10365507 do i know you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:51:31 2018 No.10365550 >>10365542 >pajeet overlords vaguely starcraftian very good

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:52:51 2018 No.10365552 >>10364742 Plain Blue cheese by itself Cardamon

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:54:43 2018 No.10365559 >>10365544 I dunno. It's difficult to know on an anon board.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:55:26 2018 No.10365564 >>10365544 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdLPI6XhEN8 Faces Billy Joel - The Stranger (Live 1977)

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:56:00 2018 No.10365565 >>10365564 jej

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 02:01:06 2018 No.10365593 File: 43 KB, 125x121, ninja_turtle.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10365314 >Those Thai food farts are pretty pungent Who knows? Maybe she'd be into that.

Anonymous Thu Mar 29 02:05:53 2018 No.10365611

>>10365593
My ex used to blast some of her own, she was coqettish about them but those things really stunk. That's hot marriage material when a friend who is also a chick can rip them as well as myself.

The thing with chicks is that they don't use it as an artform. They giggle. Us guys use it on purpose at times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0pM5dm--yQ
Billy Joel - Tell Her About It

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 02:09:10 2018 No.10365623 >>10365564 mostly what i need from you, anon desu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24FUtxigtjs

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 02:14:00 2018 No.10365642 >>10365564 and this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nR0dkiHEW8

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 02:15:44 2018 No.10365650 >>10365623 Good one!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 02:18:30 2018 No.10365665 >>10365642 Pretty cool, I haven't seen that one before, it's ripping now. Those gangsters!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 02:24:55 2018 No.10365690 >>10365642 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_XgQhMPeEQ Billy Joel - The Longest Time

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 02:30:03 2018 No.10365707 >>10364764 haven't heard of tic tacs, soiboi?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 02:32:07 2018 No.10365716 File: 403 KB, 580x420, Fisherman's_Friend-extra_strong.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10365707 Get a load of this guy, he does know about pic related.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 02:34:21 2018 No.10365723 >>10365665 >>10365690 >tfw a food/sex thread has you reminiscing a little too hard about your lady that got away

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 02:36:50 2018 No.10365736 someone describe sex

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 02:37:16 2018 No.10365737 File: 209 KB, 258x298, confused muslim.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10365707 >implying tic tacs can counter the pungent odor of curry

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 02:41:40 2018 No.10365754 >>10365723 Perhaps, and you're right she was a treacherous slimy fish, but memories persist.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 02:45:57 2018 No.10365765 Will cooking help me get laid? I've heard it's a sexy quality in men. Is it that simple? Are there certain dishes that are 'extra sexy"?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 02:46:27 2018 No.10365768 >>10365690 >not posting his best song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xgjtm4_M20

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 02:52:14 2018 No.10365786 >>10365736 It's like a school exam except instead of learning useless shit by heart you hump a tupperware and if you suck at it you get laughed at for the rest of your life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 02:52:36 2018 No.10365789 >>10365786 Cool, thanks

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 02:55:46 2018 No.10365800 >>10365765 >>10365765 It's not that simple but it helps. Cook some chick some a good meal and she'll cream her panties if she's a real chick. Some chicks do that to use guys to get free meals, so you have judge for yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 02:56:59 2018 No.10365805 >>10365768 Too hollywood, that's not proper New York.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 02:58:01 2018 No.10365807 >>10365800 >Some chicks do that to use guys to get free meals, so you have judge for yourself. What the heck? You going out with homeless chicks?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 02:58:10 2018 No.10365808 >>10365768 yeah, 90s billy was great he's so goddamn consistent

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 02:59:26 2018 No.10365812 >>10365807 No. I'm saying that some chicks, not all, use guys like we use them. This isn't flying saucers and lizard people level, this is stupid chicks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:00:53 2018 No.10365817 >>10365807 i think he means modern white women saying this unironically a woman will respect you if can cook but if she doesn't know how to cook, how can she really respect means in that capacity?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:01:06 2018 No.10365818 >>10365807 Chicks are generally pretty fucking stupid so will get free meals where they can find them. Hey baby, I'll make you a star!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:01:20 2018 No.10365820 >>10365808 from his 89 record

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:02:22 2018 No.10365824 File: 52 KB, 407x407, aint my nigga.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10365817 >dating white women unironically in 2018

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:02:39 2018 No.10365825 >>10365820 fuck, thought it was off river of dreams. so, storm front?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:02:46 2018 No.10365826 >>10365820 Wasn't that Elvis? Bring an Elvis loving chick to Memphis and you're getting the three hole bone a thon.

Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:02:56 2018 No.10365828
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>>10365765

Yes, cooking helps you get laid. After 2 or 3 dates I will invite a girl over to my place and tell her I'm making dinner. I don't make the most impressive thing I am capable of cooking because if things end up getting serious I still want to be able to impress her in the future so I have to keep an ace up my sleeve but there are plenty of things you can make that aren't too difficult but will impress a date. I have a few recipes I stick to for this situation.
>pasta, I make the sauce from scratch and pair it with either meatballs (also from scratch), chicken parm or chicken spiedini
>slow-cooked spicy shredded beef enchiladas along with guacamole, salsa and pico de gallo all made from scratch
>steak, baked potato and salad
>pizza, make the dough and sauce from scratch and use high-quality toppings
You can pair alcoholic drinks with all of these meals to tilt the odds in your favor a little more. A good, homecooked meal provides a pretty natural segue into sex so if you're borderline autistic you don't have to worry about how to make it happen the first time you're with a girl. Every time I do this it ends with either fugging or a very enthusiastic blowjob.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:03:25 2018 No.10365830 >>10365825 yessir

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:04:33 2018 No.10365835 >>10365828 From the Dark Vault of Public Domain Ace High - preview - Terence Hill Bud Spencer Eli Walach http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vroZeu5bWEc

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:04:41 2018 No.10365836 >>10365828 Will cooking gourmet worms get me laid

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:05:42 2018 No.10365837 >>10365836 Avoid stupid hippy chicks that are into that crap.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:05:44 2018 No.10365838 >>10365826 huh?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:06:43 2018 No.10365840 >>10365824 im saying white women can't cook worth shit everyone here knows this you are my nigga, you are just confused

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:07:15 2018 No.10365842 >>10365836 If you meet a girl who describes herself as a "foodie" you can find out if she is serious about that label or just a basic bitch who likes posting pictures of fancy-looking meals on Instagram by making her some worms.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:08:14 2018 No.10365843 >>10365837 >hippy chicks white women

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:08:47 2018 No.10365845 >>10365836 You cook a girl worms, you get to give her the worm (as in your flesh worm, as in your cock, in her pussy, for sex)

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:09:47 2018 No.10365847 >>10365838 >you're getting the three hole bone a thon. >huh? Means you're getting a blowjob, pussy and her asshole.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:10:36 2018 No.10365852 >>10365843 Don't be a dolt, not all white chicks, just most, but that's the same for any group or demographic really. So according to you, nigger chicks cook better? BULL FUCKING SHIT! They're too busy pumping out babies and getting welfare funds.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:10:47 2018 No.10365855 File: 5 KB, 192x185, bucky.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10365847 >fucking a girl's asshole pardon me friend, but isn't that where the poo is. why would you want to do that

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:18:06 2018 No.10365874 >>10365852 hol up my whole point is, asian women cook better than most women of other races on the whole. i think it's cultural. they're raised to serve. i know that's not pc or whatever, but that's been my experience.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:20:29 2018 No.10365879 >>10365843 It's all chicks, they want you wrapped around their finger, but then that's the difference between a man and a fucking pussy. The Police - Wrapped Around Your Finger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svWINSRhQU0

Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:20:46 2018 No.10365880

>>10365852
and of course not all white chicks are shit cooks
of course some of them know what they are doing. but our culture encourages them to not fit that gender role anymore. you know, get out of the kitchen, don't make me a sandwich, don't have kids, get a job, etc.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:21:50 2018 No.10365882 >>10365874 Bullshit, ever go into a Chinese or asian restaurant, it's the guys doing the cooking. Fact.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:22:04 2018 No.10365883 >>10365879 >the police based https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOXcka7Yo84

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:23:25 2018 No.10365885 >>10365880 You're point is what?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:24:00 2018 No.10365888 >>10365882 that's not what i'm saying, man. go into any restaurant, it's ALWAYS a man doing the cooking. i'm talking about in relationships. like families.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:24:23 2018 No.10365890 >>10365805 >proper New York For 1989, this is as NY as a white man could be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xMJZHrG_94

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:28:10 2018 No.10365904 >>10365885 american women are being encouraged by culture to stop being women

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:28:57 2018 No.10365908 >>10365890 Sais someone who's never been in NYC or grown up there. Niggers really aren't the majority population, maybe on TV they are, but that's all you know isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:30:14 2018 No.10365911 >>10365883 I always liked that one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:30:23 2018 No.10365912 >>10365160 I've been looking for this. Thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:33:04 2018 No.10365917 >>10365912 they don't specify which zinc though in the screencap zinc glucinate or something like that is the shit you buy at the grocery i think the zinc pilsinater or whatever is like a vitamin shop thing can someone clarify?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:39:21 2018 No.10365936 >>10365883 THERE'S A LIL' BLACK SPOT ON THE SUN TODAY

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:40:26 2018 No.10365938 sex is disgusting and gay

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:40:57 2018 No.10365940 >>10365908 I was was born in the LES 11/07/1976, punk Your idea of NY comes from endless Friends and King of Queens reruns, you goddamn snow-monkey

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:44:17 2018 No.10365946 >>10365938 i always thought it was beautiful and joyous, a gift from god

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:45:32 2018 No.10365950 >>10365786 What if I want to hump a warm apple pie?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:47:04 2018 No.10365954 >>10365883 stewart copeland, criminally underrated andy summers, criminally underrated sting, fucking overrated

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:47:37 2018 No.10365955 >>10365954 Sting is based, shut your god damned mouth

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:48:36 2018 No.10365959 >>10365950 Enjoy your AIDS and/or babies

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:49:51 2018 No.10365962 >>10365954 Gordon Sumner (sp), aka Sting. 100% hypocrite after the Police. Flys around on his private jet telling others not to fly, it's like shut up you fucking cunt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:50:35 2018 No.10365965 >>10365950 You become Johnny Appleseed

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:51:30 2018 No.10365969 >>10365940 >born in '76 >posting on /ck/ okay shouldn't you be off somewhere ruining the future for other generations

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:52:44 2018 No.10365973 >>10365542 >.co.kr Nice try

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:52:56 2018 No.10365974 >>10365969 >not appreciating the insight and wisdom of older posters fuck off child

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:53:05 2018 No.10365977 >>10365965 That's Clash man! Now there's good stuff. Joe Strummer "Johnny Appleseed" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pYwPc6UNmo

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:53:49 2018 No.10365978 >>10365955 listen, he did something special. but stewart and andy did something fucking incredible at that time and for the most part were overlooked in the shadow of sting

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:54:19 2018 No.10365979 >>10365969 I come here while I eat to shit on fags like you that still suck baby food

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:55:16 2018 No.10365982 >>10365978 for the plebs sure, but anyone serious about music knows how seriously talented the lot of them are

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:55:46 2018 No.10365983 >>>/mu/

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:56:43 2018 No.10365986 File: 39 KB, 540x960, sunny pepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10365983 lad this is one of the comfiest threads ever. music, sex, cooking. perfect beside, going to /mu/ for music is suicide. place hasn't been good in a decade

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 03:57:23 2018 No.10365988 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F10tP5HIpaA Joe Strummer & The Mescaleros - Redemption Song

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 04:01:39 2018 No.10365997 OK let's go...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 04:03:43 2018 No.10366004 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcOpZhQ7MEM Death or Glory

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 04:04:43 2018 No.10366006 File: 26 KB, 720x540, d73.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10364748 >>10364756 >>10365498 You've heard of shit in the streets, now get ready for... SHIT IN THE SHEETS >BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP >BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 04:06:26 2018 No.10366008 >>10366006 That guy was a total indian faggot, I don't the understand idolazation of him, he let his followers die without preventing it. I don't have respect for that indian sack of shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 04:07:48 2018 No.10366011 >>10366006 fucking ghandi, poo in the loo faggot!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 04:09:26 2018 No.10366014 File: 46 KB, 640x421, 20e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10366008 t. internet tough guy

Anonymous Thu Mar 29 04:11:02 2018 No.10366020

>>10365977
>>10365986
>music
wow arcade fire really ripped this shit off with 'haiti'
by ripped off, i mean they were influenced
i saw arcade fire at lolla in '06, i think it was, i was dating this girl i almost married
>cooking
girl i was dating at this broke down in tears once because she was trying to make rice, burnt it to shit. in my head, i'm thinkin, how do you burn rice? but, i'm all, everyone burns rice, it's not a big deal. looking back, i think i dodged a bullet.
>sex
she never wanted to do it in the butt. she said, jokingly, in a goofy voice, 'but that's where the poop comes out.'

wow. this thread is comfy

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 04:13:07 2018 No.10366022 >>10366014 Presumptuous aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 04:14:32 2018 No.10366029 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5FPPoLqkCk Synch II Police

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 04:19:45 2018 No.10366042 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuOPRfq-q6U The Police - King Of Pain

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 04:20:22 2018 No.10366043 >>10366029 >>10366042 why andy and stewart are fucking badasses: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPwMdZOlPo8

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 04:21:06 2018 No.10366046 >>10366043 They all are.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 04:27:07 2018 No.10366060 I WILL KILL HIM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoPKajvq3gE Dune (9/9) Movie CLIP - I Will Kill Him! (1984) HD

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 04:31:57 2018 No.10366072 YES - Owner of a Lonely Heart (Official Music Video) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVOuYquXuuc

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 04:34:05 2018 No.10366077 >>10364742 chocolate ice cream, I only ate it before sex... ...because I never had sex. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 04:36:53 2018 No.10366083 >>10366077 If it's with one that you love, then you'll enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 04:41:32 2018 No.10366094 >>10366077 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlGyynTzT7I Duran Duran - The Chauffeur

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 04:50:31 2018 No.10366104 Hey people, save a prayer for me? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Uxc9eFcZyM

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 05:01:07 2018 No.10366125 Where is my friend when I need you most? Duran Duran - Ordinary World https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDLiVwpv89s

Anonymous Thu Mar 29 05:14:34 2018 No.10366148

Before? Nothing. You don't want to be starving but being hungry after is great. You really enjoy that food. Maybe it's just because of a particular encounter I cherish the memory of but walked down to the sandwich shop next door and getting some hearty stacks of meat and dressings is an excellent idea. Pizza is also good then as any other time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 06:12:36 2018 No.10366255 >>10366094 >>10366104 It's crazy how well Rio has aged https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCjMZMxNr-0

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 06:17:11 2018 No.10366262 >>10364742 Curry typically works. Indians put all sorts of aphrodisiacs in that stuff, like cardamom, chilies, cinnamon, coriander, ginger, and star anise.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 06:33:27 2018 No.10366285 >>10366255 Indeed, there are some unedited versions of those that require a logon to fucktube youtube whatever to get, there's one of Rio too I think.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 06:34:31 2018 No.10366287 >>10366262 Given that their chicks ususally look like mountains of shit, no wonder they need all that shit to get a boner.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 06:35:35 2018 No.10366289 >>10366262 They should rub themselves with shit, that way it'll smell like the ganges, that'll get them hard ha ha ha!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 09:17:00 2018 No.10366694 >>10366289 [Insert group] should rub themselves with shit, that way it'll smell like the [Insert river around any major cit(y,ies)], that'll get them hard ha ha ha!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 09:19:05 2018 No.10366701 >>10366694 That's just plain stupid, don't defend idiots who live off the ganges, are you a pajeet, that's the only explanation for what you wrote.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 09:22:51 2018 No.10366712 >>10364998 >his partner isn't content to play with the massive post sex windsock until it's ready to go again, so he has to play slave boy Low test dicklet beta bux.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 09:26:13 2018 No.10366719 >>10365129 >beat off Brutus Popeye is bi, apparently. And odd you thought of brutua before bluto.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 09:27:45 2018 No.10366725 File: 21 KB, 480x360, Call_Me_Now-Miss_Cleo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10366712 B3ta bux, call me now!

Anonymous Thu Mar 29 09:29:15 2018 No.10366732

>>10366701
Literally any river near literally any city will be absolutely trash. Considering a huge chunk of their population lives around that one river in multiple cities, it's no surprise that it's trash. "Bathing" in it is plain silly and such, but it's religious all said and done. It's annoying because you can't talk about anything vaguely Indian in any board because off-topic retards will LARP as Pakis for half a second to get their "mom I posted it again" badge.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 09:29:16 2018 No.10366733 >>10365496 No, he thinks your talking about the subway food chain. Whose Italian is actually pretty dang good for $5 if the franchisee keeps their shit fresh. But I like making my own, much much better, but pricier.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 09:34:24 2018 No.10366752 >>10364855 oh ho ho... ohh no he didn't!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 09:36:41 2018 No.10366761 >>10366014 >the state is organized violence... >that's why there's so much peace seen in anarchy

Anonymous Thu Mar 29 09:37:02 2018 No.10366762

>>10365888
This is true. When I was in advance classes in high school, I made three friends. One half white, one half pr spic, and one half nig. They all lived in a rich as fuck neighborhood. What was the other thing they had in common? All had Asian mother's that could cook like a pro and waiting on their men when they got home like you wouldn't believe. No talk. Just bring him his slippers and kindle, remove his shoes, put them away, start cooking.
I wonder if it's still that way or if Asian women have been conditioned into being proud of being worthless as well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 09:40:42 2018 No.10366770 File: 201 KB, 1208x620, ttllwhu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10366732 Not him, but it's not even comparable. Just look at the map.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 09:53:46 2018 No.10366807 >>10366733 I speak for myself, Subway food chain sucks and nobody in their right mind would eat there, it stinks of indians and vinegar. I'm from New York and know the combination and why I don't like being in either the subway or Subway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 10:18:27 2018 No.10366882 >>10364742 Pussy

Anonymous Thu Mar 29 10:32:45 2018 No.10366926

>>10366770
To be fair, that's also the runoff from the Vanga in Bangladesh, which is even worse. Those two rivers combined probably act as a flush for more people than live in the entirety of Europe. However, it still shouldn't be that bad. The failure of the INC government to regulate this, I will not deny.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 10:38:31 2018 No.10366946 Fleshlight full of macaroons

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 10:40:08 2018 No.10366955 Big bags of sand and salty milk coins.

Anonymous Thu Mar 29 10:58:10 2018 No.10367000

>>10366761
Yeah right, do your really believe in your own bullshit or does someone pay you spout that out? When I was HS we had idiots in their pleather jackets with little As in circles, they were suckers.

If you're spouting anarchy then why are you on a webpage which is made from code?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 11:05:45 2018 No.10367020 >>10366955 Old stinky socks too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 11:08:21 2018 No.10367027 I think some of the old stank socks that can stand up on their own will get sentience and then want civil rights, they might be smarter than niggers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 11:13:36 2018 No.10367040 >>10364742 >What are some good foods to get you in the mood before sex? Oysters and Champagne. >What are some good foods to eat after sex for maximum comfy? Spaghetti and meatballs washed down with Chianti.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 11:19:36 2018 No.10367050 File: 48 KB, 480x360, Champagne-Walken-111111b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10367040

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 12:18:11 2018 No.10367256 >>10364810 You should get that dick checked out by a doctor bruh

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 13:02:04 2018 No.10367457 >>10364742 'i'm gonna skip your faggy answer and go straight to GUIDE TO CUM A LOT by me >water >loadsa water >eat raw tomato and walnuts >pygeum africanum, if you can't find it to make tea, there's some over the counter drugs that contains it

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 13:04:50 2018 No.10367470 Whatever her favorite thing to eat is be that ice cream or steak.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 16:00:12 2018 No.10368467 >>10366077 maybe if you stopped being fat

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 20:14:52 2018 No.10369832 >>10366008 Guy knew how to cultivate his image, and conditions were probably just right for people to seek a saint/martyr figure. Look hard enough and most heroes turn out to be monsters, he's hardly unique.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 20:19:01 2018 No.10369851 >>10366060 Truly the greatest moment in cinematic history >>10367000 >hurr durr anarchy is chaos Joseph Conrad really did a number on the popular imagination

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 21:51:54 2018 No.10370271 durian and cheese

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 21:54:54 2018 No.10370281 >>10364742 >some good foods to get you in the mood before sex substitute food for drugs. Thank me later.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 22:07:47 2018 No.10370336 >>10365037 There's this one chick who convinced me to let her boy slide his tongue in my butt hole and it felt interesting, but I don't really have any interest in giving it a shot for either a man or woman.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 22:23:47 2018 No.10370389 File: 103 KB, 1024x858, Cosby-Swish.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10370281 The ol Cosby swish

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 23:09:25 2018 No.10370572 >>10364754 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 23:12:18 2018 No.10370581 >>10364742 there's a lot you can do with low-melting-point dark chocolate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 23:14:59 2018 No.10370598 >>10364742 Why is that woman so big? She's thrice my size

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 23:17:38 2018 No.10370613 >>10364742 Before: Cantaloupe After: Frozen Yogurt

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 30 00:43:23 2018 No.10371007 ZINC PICOLINATE. 50 MG PER CAPSULE. I TAKE 2 CAPSULES WITH BREAKFAST.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 30 00:51:27 2018 No.10371035 >>10364810 >literal dick cheese

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 30 01:35:16 2018 No.10371210 >>10364754 During

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 30 01:39:32 2018 No.10371224 File: 67 KB, 550x413, rompe-colchon-or-the.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] rompe colchon

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 30 01:43:02 2018 No.10371236 File: 699 KB, 200x150, 1517628765667.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10364742 >What are some good foods to get you in the mood before sex? What she likes >What are some good foods to eat after sex for maximum comfy? What you like

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 30 01:56:54 2018 No.10371295 >>10364742 when gurl be spirochetin' i be meatin' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meU2gAU7Xss

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 30 06:49:23 2018 No.10372097 File: 594 KB, 2000x1000, o-VEGETARIAN-facebook.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /ck/ help! I'm having people over tonight and I said I would cook. But they are all vegetarians. What can I cook thats impressive but vegetarian?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 30 10:32:03 2018 No.10372608 >>10364742 >eat before sex >eat after sex Holy fuck just how fat are you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 30 10:42:05 2018 No.10372637 >>10364753 If you dont eat you die

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 30 11:44:42 2018 No.10372850 >>10365736 Milky coins

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 30 15:50:40 2018 No.10373797 File: 27 KB, 550x377, chillifootlong.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10364742 >216 replies >cntrl f + "chili dog" >no results It's like you want to stay virgins.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 30 16:47:49 2018 No.10374015 >>10372097 Heat up a can of corn a can of string beans and a can of red beans. For dessert give them an orange.

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