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10364089 No.10364089 [Reply] [Original]

Suicidal anon here

3 months ago I set out on a quest to blow out my pancreas so I can kill myself by diabetes. Every single day I've been eating
>two liter of coke
>two dominoes lava cakes
>half a bag of jolly ranchers
>pouring lots of sugar in all my casseroles

Today I finally pissed and it was sweet. Do I have diabetes? Did I finally do it? How long before I die at this rate.

>> No.10364189

You didn't see the fucking news yet that they cured beetus?
It's no longer a good way to become an hero, they'll eventually institutionalize you and force you the cure.

Slow suicide is lame anyway, go out guns blazing imo

>> No.10364228

Wait so how long you been tasting your piss for no reason? Instead of like, a glucosometer?

>> No.10364242

>>10364228
This is all a ruse, OP just needed a excuse to drink piss.

>> No.10364282
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10364282

Why not just eat a load of food with ridiculously high fat and salt content and have a heart attack? Seems it would be quicker and more tasty

I over seasoned my wagyu steak the other day way too much, one bite and I felt like I was gonna keel over. Still ate the whole thing though cos I'm a mad cunt lmao

>> No.10364284

>>10364189
really?

>> No.10364334

>>10364282
>high fat and salt cause heart disease

the 1950's called, it wants it's pseudoscience back

>> No.10364425

>>10364334
>bronutrition

>> No.10364431

>>10364089
>2 liter of coke
only 1?
those are rookie numbers
gotta pump those up

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10364455

>>10364089
Just jump off a building and make splatter art.

>> No.10364457

if you get an unquenchable tantalizing thirst you're well on your way to dying of 'beatus

>> No.10364479

>>10364089
i think if you became healthier through eating/exercise your whole outlook on life would change. like, you'd probably not want to kill yourself. don't kys, anon.

>> No.10364493

>>10364284
Yup, sorry dude.
Best way to do it is to go shoot up a place.
Make sure to wear a ton of pony merch before you do it.

>> No.10364511

>>10364089
>two dominoes lava cakes
do you enjoy eating bad tasting food anon?

>> No.10364537

Huh

>> No.10364563

>>10364493
This Anon is really smart.

>> No.10365811

>>10364089
why resort to food when you can have a heroin overdose

>> No.10366731

great to know that we can shitpost and troll to our heart's content as long as I don't use the word soyboy