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10360430 No.10360430 [Reply] [Original]

Oh me oh my, doesn't my pizza look great? Which side would you rather have a slice from?

>> No.10360439
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10360439

>>10360430

>> No.10360442

They're all the same

>> No.10360508

Why do all pizzas come with a small table with it?

>> No.10360532

>>10360508
its to prevent the top of the box from smooshing the pizza, if you were to put another pizza on top of it.

>> No.10360538

>>10360430

Wow, that looks terrible.

>> No.10360544

>>10360439
first top left, then bottom right, kino slices

>> No.10360560

man i love jets

>> No.10360615

>>10360508
prevent top of pizza from sticking to the box

>> No.10360650

>>10360430
Top, bin the bottom.

>> No.10360669

>>10360508
That's a normal sized table, but an American sized pizza

>> No.10360673

>>10360669
huh?

>> No.10360675

>>10360650
What constitutes top/bottom? Is it Crust vs sauce, cheese, and toppings, or cheese and toppings vs sauce and crust?

>> No.10360679

>>10360675
huh?

>> No.10360684

>>10360532
The boxes are corrugated. I don't think that would happen.

>> No.10360696

>>10360675
fuck off

>> No.10360706
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10360706

In order: 1 2 A 5 B E
Then refridgerate the rest and eat at random (cold) over the next two to three days.

>> No.10360707

>>10360706
this but unautistically

>> No.10360714

Looks like half meat lovers, half Hawaiian.
I like both but I'd probably go a slice of Hawaiian first.

>> No.10360725

>>10360706
fatty

>> No.10360728

>>10360706
Couldn't have put it better myself

>> No.10360731

>>10360725
Mate, fatty would be eating the whole thing and having a side order of wings and curly fries

trust me... i know...

>> No.10360756

>>10360430
bottom right corner plz and ty

>> No.10360842

>>10360725
manlet

>> No.10360847

>>10360430
It looks raw, under cooked and absolutely shocking. Quite frankly it's an embarrassment, and you should be ashamed of yourself. I mean honestly, I wouldn't even serve it to my dog. It's garbage, it's trash. It's fucking abysmal. Is that really the best you can do? Is that the kind of quality you're aiming for? Really? I don't know why you even post here. Why do you even bother. You might as well give up. Though based on this monstrosity, you've already given up, haven't you? What is it, are you depressed? Are you done? Just look at the pepperoni, it's not even cooked. The raw fucking pineapples. They're not even sliced properly. I mean come on, you know this. You know this isn't good. Yet here you are, posting this shit again. Have you even looked at the crust? Or the cheese? I mean, what is that? They're snow fucking white. The dough has barely been cooked. Did you even put it in the oven? Did you forget to turn it on? It's just sad. This isn't a fucking pizza, it's a travesty. An absolute shambles. I don't know what else to say. It's just not good enough. Throw it in the fucking bin, and just stop. You can't cook. You're useless. Utterly useless.

>> No.10360860
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10360860

>>10360842
>you can’t cook
>takeaway pizza
Retard.

>> No.10360876

>>10360860
huh?

>> No.10360931

>>10360847
>It looks raw, under cooked and absolutely shocking.

That's just what high grade mozzarella looks like, I know you're used to the cheap kind that turns radioactive orange when it's cooked sweetums

>> No.10360988

>>10360544
kino post

>> No.10361009

>>10360669
O

>> No.10361010
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"""pizza"""

>> No.10363138

>>10360669
Quality post

>> No.10363156

>>10361010
>It's better because it's burnt and has less cheese!

>> No.10363158

>>10360538
this

>> No.10363170

>>10361010

*tips fedora*

>> No.10363183

>>10363156
Don't forget your 3 wilted and burnt basil leaves. That'll be €34.50 but hey no tip necessary!

>> No.10363205

>>10360430
One from each side. My gf got me into hawaiian pizza.

>> No.10363231

>>10360876
This never gets old. So funny!

>> No.10363252

>>10363205
Not the only hawaiian she’s into bud

>> No.10363273

>>10360430
Bottom half pls

>> No.10363276

>>10360508
Gotta have an excuse to use even more plastic!

>> No.10364989

>>10361010
bread isn't pastry tho. and a pie is made with pastry.

>> No.10365009

>>10360860

Reported again.

>> No.10365012

>>10363231

Says the person who posts that picture over and over again, trying to make it a meme

>> No.10365014

>>10365009
huh?

>> No.10365018

>>10360684
So you're more qualified than the box scientists who came with the Pizza Box Stack? Fuck, everyone's expert these days.

>> No.10365034

>>10360684
it's more from the steam and heat. detroit style deep dish retains a lot of heat, and the top of the box softens and can cave, even with a small pizza.

>> No.10365050

>>10361010
but new york makes pizza that looks like the bottom. neopolitan is the retard-tier pizza, where you just stir around the center like a soup and eat it inside-out.

>> No.10365092
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10365092

>>10360430
Jets is disgusting. Delete this.

>> No.10365098

>>10360439
Huh?

>> No.10365119

>>10360684
Obviously it does happen you stupid cunt

>> No.10365143

I'd like to work at the little plastic table factory

>> No.10365247

>>10360544
Bottom right is shit tier

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>>10360430
Looks pretty darn good. I would go with a slice of the top one.

How about mine? Which slice would you go for?

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10365299

>>10360430
>pineapple on pizza
ENOUGH

>> No.10365318

>>10360508
>>10360532
it's tradition

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10365325

>>10360430
Chicago style is the most autistic way to cut a pizza, anyone who prefers it needs to be gassed

>> No.10365373

>>10365325

that's Detroit, you fucking idiot.

>> No.10365382

I personally would rather have some 'go 'za

>> No.10365386
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10365386

>>10365280
Oh that looks good
I'd have to take 2, there's no way I can choose

>> No.10365414

>>10365382
>go za
you would rather have cum. not surprising seeing your speech pattern.

>> No.10365461

>>10360706
This is autism if I ever saw it.

>> No.10365500

>>10365461
thanx for the diagnosis, doc. can i get my neetbux now?

>> No.10366579

>>10365280
Top, anchovies are gross.

>> No.10366639

>>10366579
huh?

>> No.10366840

>>10360931
I suspect you're replying to some quality pasta, Anon. Fuck 'em, I think it looks nice, I would eat all four corner pieces first. I like Hawaiian style pizza as well, hating it is a meme