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I'm cooking up a team...

>> No.10358588
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I don't feel safe when he's holding knives in his hands

>> No.10358688
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>>10358575
>"Count us in"

>> No.10358979

>>10358575
I want to suck Jack's cum out of Tammy's pussy after a long 27 second fuck session where he JACK hammers her and they are both covered in gallons of sweat and the smell of the fact they are both too fat to properly clean their self permeates through the air

>> No.10358983

>>10358575
Babish here reporting for duty

>> No.10358997
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Try and keep. Up sugga and. Me and the hubby. Are in.

>> No.10359025
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Count me in brother

>> No.10359032

>>10359025
OKAY! I NEED TO KNOW! IS HE THE GAY!? SOMETHING ABOUT HIM JUST SENDS UP THAT FLARE!

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I'm in. After all, you are the vanilla icecream, of your secret team.

>> No.10359045

>>10359032
yes he's dating a black guy

>> No.10359047

>>10358997
For real though she would cook circles around Jack and be so nice about it too

>> No.10359054

>>10359025
thank god I can rest easy now.

>> No.10359071
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>>10358575
No. You almost choke your children to death and want to genocide Palestinians. You sucked as a DJ and gosh darn it you suck at cooking show too.
Taking your nutmeg with me though.

>> No.10359087

>>10358575
So the team will be raw?

>> No.10359161

>>10358575
>"What..No! We can't bring them!, There loose Cannons!"

>"I know...But We Need Them..."

>Calls...

>"...Hello?"

>> No.10359168
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>>10359161
"The Fuck you want?"

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>>10359168
>I want you and all your slimey Jew friends to fucking die in a gas chamber you stupid kike

>> No.10359244

>>10358997
god the periods to indicate shortness of breath hahahahahaha

>> No.10359251

>>10359071
>No. You almost choke your children to death and want to genocide Palestinians. You sucked as a DJ and gosh darn it you suck at cooking show too.
>Taking your nutmeg with me though.
So you're saying there's a chance?

>> No.10359403

>>10358588
Huh?

>> No.10359456

>>10358979
please stop i am eating

>> No.10360327

>>10358575
what is the story of him strangling his son because he smoked weed?

>> No.10360338

>>10360327
His son started smoking weed which for some reason made his son started being aggressive, so one day he shoved his mother or something and then Jack choked him out going "never hit a woman you shouldn't do that." One of Jack's proudest moments, choking his son. Just like on The Simpsons. Just like that.