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>mfw in food court awaiting my sentencing and someone farts on my food while I'm eating

>> No.10357524
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>tfw the grocery store jester hides razor blades in my produce and a copper promptly arrests me outside of Tesco for possession of deadly weapons

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Mfw I'm the judge and your sentence is to be confined to pic for 5 years. Say hi to your cellmates tyrone, jamal and antonious.