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this guy comes to your town looking for the most iconic eats and ambiance. where do you take him?

>> No.10325810

>>10325783
My town? Nowhere. My town is a suburb with nothing really good or authentic. I'll take him to the city or the cape.

>> No.10325876

"Iron Gate" tulsa.
All you eat homeless help church.

>> No.10325877

Choi's Restaurant

>> No.10326141

>>10325783
Testy Fest

>> No.10326156

>>10325810
Do you not understand what the main purpose of a suburb is? It's not suppose to be dotted up and down with world class cuisine, that's why you can afford to live there

>> No.10326169
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>>10325783
Prairie Schooner Steakhouse

>> No.10326198
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10326198

https://www.yelp.com/biz/momo-ghar-columbus

>> No.10326211

>>10325783
the Firday's in Times Square

>> No.10326227

>>10325783
The "weirdest" thing people eat in maryland I guess would be soft shell crabs. But that super tame by comparison to the other shit he's had.

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>>10325783
Aifur, a viking style restaurant

>> No.10326300

Ill take him to my local dive bar for a schnitsel with a side of angry glares.

>> No.10326309

San Antonio: Alamo Cafe
Rudy's
Los Gueros Tacos
Whataburger? Idk I haven't been living here long enough

>> No.10326317

>>10326227
Take him to the Greene Turtle in OCMD

>> No.10326319

>>10325783
i take a big fat shit right in front of him then watch him try to force it down while he talks about how fudgey and nutty it is

>> No.10326346

>wing night at the inn
>$.10 wings and $1 pbr
>Ambiance is the sound of mill workers, tree doctors, farmers, and landscapers talking about the high school sports team and the upcoming county fair/haiti auction/tractor pull
If this doesnt sound like a great night out your welcome to one of the wineries out on the lake. Like all the other urbanites that come up here

>> No.10326351

>>10326346
Is this Texas?

>> No.10326363

>>10326351
Close. New York

>> No.10326365

>>10326198
my nigga.

>> No.10328111

>>10325783

Ive cooked for him before.. Said our pighead was the best braised pighead dIsh he has ever had

>braise, reduce braise liquid down to basically a demi glace consistency. Season with hoisin, tamari, brown sugar, sherry vinegar, hella scallion and parsley/chive, press into head cheese on a sheet tray then cut into 1x5” pieces, bread w panko and fry
>sweat shallots in butter, add pears thyme cinnamon stick and a little sugar, cook them til soft. Cover 1/2 way up with prosecco and add a couple ounces of pear liqueur, cook down til like 1/2 cup of liquid, puree, finish with creme fraiche and salt and serve chilled
>red cabbage and mustard seed pickled with apple cider vin/merlot and aromatics
>serrano slices for garnish

The hot/cold contrasts and the textural variance between the crunchy cabbage, the crispy outside and the gooey/fatty croquette and pear puree is fucking killer

Anyway, pic related. Screenshot from tinder because i dont have fagbook on my phone

>> No.10328112

>>10325783
Taco Bell.

>> No.10328117
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>>10328111

God dammit

>> No.10328126

>>10328117
damn nigga you look like you slay on tinder. You trynna double team some beckys w/ a real nigga?

>> No.10328133

guess i'd have to take him to shucks
http://shucksrestaurant.com

>> No.10328145

>>10325783
Wasn't that guy a heroin addict at some stage in his life?

>> No.10328180

>>10328126

What a ridiculous question..

Of COURSE im trying to run through some tinder becky’s with a real nigha

>> No.10328197

>>10325783
i live in pittsburgh so i'd shit on the ground and put french fries on it and give him a jar of mayonnaise

>> No.10328210

>>10325783
I wouldn't point him anywhere good, because wherever he goes and puts on TV will inevitably get flooded by normies and ruined forever.

>> No.10328215

>>10325783
costco food court, is there anything more iconic than the $1.50 hot dog and a soda combo?

>> No.10328218

>>10325783
I'd take him to another town, traffic already sucks ass around here

>> No.10328221

>>10328210

Still waiting for the episode to air that they filmed.. Im no longer at that restaurant but i fear this might happen.

>> No.10328224

>>10328145
yeah homeless drug addict in the streets of NYC robbing women's purses in broad daylight. now he gets to travel the world eating food and hanging out.

>> No.10328225

>>10326286
that's tight as fuck

>> No.10328260

B A R N Y A R D Y

>> No.10328268

>>10328133
looks comfy. is it any good?

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>>10325783
Orange County CA, here.

Most iconic for this area is neighborhood Mexican places, where the actual Mexicans eat.
Chile verde is my favorite.