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Cursed images and why brazilians must stop to make pizza.

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>> No.10320106

>>10320097
Stargazy pie! Notcursed, it is the best our great country has to offer!

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>> No.10320174

>>10320150
Is it cum or stale grease?Not sure what would be more disgusting
My mother had this way of making 'chocolate' glaze by mixing cocoa, powdered sugar and margarine, she always added too fucking much of the last one and when the cake/pie cooled down there were these chunks of solid fat in it.

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Why brazil hates italy so much?

>> No.10320210

>>10320081
The only state of Brazil that has the moral right to make pizzas is São Paulo, because of the italian immigration. All these cursed images are from other state, like Minas Gerais, where the pizza is shit and they put ketchut in it.

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>> No.10320216

>>10320106
it's always seemed like it would be good, I'd like to try it.

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>> No.10320306
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This is what democracy looks like

>> No.10320336

>brazilians must stop to make pizza

Stop what though?

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>> No.10320346

>>10320081
at least that looks edible.
this is what the average brazilian pizza looks like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

>> No.10320354

>>10320131
I wonder if you would notice before you took a bite. Seems like an interesting experiment.

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>> No.10320367

All the pizza ones are great but I'm not (you)ing them all out of laziness

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>>10320306
Jesus Christ

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>> No.10320479

>>10320292
Keked audibaly, is this how hot dogs are made? Wtf

>> No.10320618

>Brazil Food

>> No.10320800

>>10320108
Machines

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>>10320345

>> No.10321089

>>10320213
Just garnish with some flour and sugar, then sell it at yuppie restaurants as "deconstructed cookies"

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>>10320345

>> No.10321153

>>10320345
Can 100% confirm this is a real thing and not a meme, it's a Colombian/Venezuelan thing as far as I can tell.

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>>10320346
>mfw he gets the corn out

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>>10320210
>mfw my wife is a hue from minas and presented me with "pizza" which was a thick chunk of crunchy dough with sardines and corn in it. almost like a pie but just thick doughy bread.

>mfw she's like "DELICIOUS NE?"

fucking hell m8

>> No.10321374

>>10320479
>Keked audibaly, is this how hot dogs are made? Wtf

>> No.10321828

>>10320475
This kills the millennial.

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Hue

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>>10320345
Its actually pretty good desu

>> No.10322117

Brazilian pizza is normally shit or average, one in a million is great. The problem is that we don't respect tradition or recipes, every single idiot try to invent a new kind of flavor or pasta. If only we had a nation wide company that made pizza we could use as a anchor, but the only good one is pizza Hut and in this shithole it costs the same as 100 bucks.

>>10320174
Condensed Milk probably.

>> No.10322147

>>10320618
>feijoada
>tapioca
>açai
>pão de queijo
>churrasco gaúcho
>escondidinho

At least if you don't know any we have tons of god-tier coffee.

>> No.10322440

>>10320227
would eat the chocolate onion if i was really hungry

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>>10322117
>pizza hut
>good

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>> No.10322715

>>10322669
Nig I wasn't ready for this.

>> No.10322886

>>10320365
what a shitty idea to serve food in a minature bathtub, let alone sitting on toilets in a washroom themed restaurant.

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more Brazilian 'za

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>> No.10322926

>>10322920
Good god.

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>> No.10322966

Why do Brazilians love Nutella pizza? Every Brazilian pizzeria by me has it on their menu? It's not even good.

>> No.10322970

>>10322669
It's a salmonelLAN party!

>> No.10322971

>>10322916
I mean, this isn't the worst thing assuming there is something under the cake to segregate the pizza.

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>>10322971
There is pizza to separate the pizza

>> No.10322992

>>10322976
That's not so bad looking.
The flan looks decent.

>> No.10323000

>>10322976
Is there a actual term for this type of pizza. No cute replies I am looking for a serious answer

>> No.10323006

>>10323000
Brazilian pizza, are you retarded?

>> No.10323026

>>10323006
Every Brazilian pizza is served with a gelatin desert and a whole fish?

>> No.10323030

>>10320306
>carnivorous pussy monster eats baby so slowly that it begins shitting it out from its butt pucker before it has even consumed the head
I feel like I've had enough 4Chan for today but I keep on browsing

>> No.10323037

>>10322958
Wtf is that?

>> No.10323039

>>10323026
That particular brazilian pizza is called the retard's pizza, made for a dumb ass piece of shit that will eat any trash served to them.

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>>10323026
>HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE!!!

>> No.10323051

>>10322925
pineapple doesn't belong on pizza

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>>10323047

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>>10323058

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>>10323058
>>10323066
beautiful

>> No.10323141

>>10323058
Again. The pizza doesn't look bad. it's just an odd presentation.

>>10323066
This looks vile!

>> No.10323193

>>10320106
Yes so great that I've never seen it despite going out and eating traditional food across the country. It's a meme food from one region.

>> No.10323217

>>10323026
Every pizza in this thread, one or two excepted, are made by the same stupid fucking gimmicky restaurant for social media hype.

>> No.10324037

>>10322976
The flan should be on the crust end because you start eating from the centre and end up with dessert.

>> No.10324051

>>10320251
why not just use a couple tortillas?

>> No.10324084

>>10323217
mad BR

>> No.10324354

>>10320106
based kernow

>> No.10324360

>>10320106
d-do y-you eat the fish's head too?

>> No.10324361

>>10320230
Looks undercooked

>> No.10324386

>>10323030
most women shit themselves while giving birth

>> No.10324403

>>10320150
this look good af

>> No.10324405

>>10324361
undercocked*

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nipponic vibes

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>> No.10324509

>>10320097
This is the type of pie you eat before entering the fishing guild

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>> No.10324606

>>10322970
Thanks reddit

>> No.10324612

>>10322953
Why do Americans do this

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>> No.10324913

>>10321184
biggest fucking mouth award?

>> No.10325000

>>10321210
Well at least you get to fuck that delicious Brazilian ass ain't it

>> No.10325972

>>10325000
>fucking a mystery meat multiracial ugly mulatt with low iq and a miriad of genetic diseases due to excessive miscegenation à la jewish
Oh man, I don't think I could be more jelly.

>> No.10326011

>>10320164
If I had a child I'd put one of these in his lunchbox just for lulz.

>> No.10326027

>>10320164
They sell these at my local cinema.

>> No.10326052

>>10320131
Could work if you made the muffin savory as well. Maybe add some sausage.

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>>10320345

>> No.10326082

>>10323037
Diet version American pizza. Half the cheese of the normal one.

>> No.10326097

>>10320345
Shut it down.

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>> No.10326104

>>10320230
Ive seen this video

>> No.10326116

>>10325000
ngl hue girls are self obsessed and very clean and she has quite the bunda. feijoada is alright too

>> No.10327212

>>10320164
>those three strips of bacon just layed on top
o boy I am laffin

>> No.10328121

>>10322953
eww, money is one of the dirtiest things you can imagine.

>> No.10328131

>>10320346
>maestre da pizza
I already knew it was gonna be this video before opening the link

>> No.10328563

>>10322944
This just looks obscene.

>> No.10328956

>>10324509
ayy m8 i caught 1k monkfish dont need no pie

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>>10320098

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>>10320098

>> No.10329123

>>10320306
This gives me a boner.

>> No.10329158

>>10320354
Maybe if you added mayonnaise to the mustard, or whipped it first, so it had more of the airy, potentially pastel look of frosting. As is I think the smell, combined with the dense and deep yellow look would make it pretty hard to eat by accident, unless you were just fucking ecstatic to eat a cupcake.

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>> No.10329694

>>10329123
this post confirms you have a mental illness

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>>10329057

>> No.10330199
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Is brazil our guy?

>> No.10330213

>>10320097

>ewww fish heads

>> No.10330215

>>10324684
Isn't this just fried bananas? What's wrong with that?

>> No.10331737

>>10320306
You know, the thing is, I watched my wife give birth. Twice. This is pretty much exactly what it looks like.

>the monster pussy beef open far beyond the limits your small masculine mind placed on it
>the emergent child with combat jelly slathered all over it,
>the hard, dry turd stuck halfway out of an asshole that (at that point) has less feeling than an anal queen 57 guys deep into a gangbang

It's all there. Well done, cake baker. You went for realism and really nailed it.

Fortunately, thanks to the magic of a bazillion years of horny evolution, even those memories can't dim my zest for the vag.

Every now and then, though, like a 'Nam flashback, I'm returned to the jungles of the labor and delivery ward with monitors and IV stacks all around while my sweaty wife suffers the woman's original Biblical curse.

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>> No.10332600

>>10331737
Thanks for that.
Good read

>> No.10332720

>>10326052
With that much mustard you're not going to be tasting anything else at that point.

>> No.10332882

>>10322669
Is there a story behind this

>> No.10332968

>>10321184
i am hyper aware of this man's skull right now

>> No.10333086

>>10320345
this is good though, try it some time. the cheese doesn't change the flavor provided you use 100% cacoa chocolate but it gives the whole thing a really creamy texture

>> No.10333138

>>10320174
Literally melted cheese

>> No.10333168

>>10320174
>>10333138
No, it is sweet condensed milk. There isn't even cheese under that chocolate.

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>>10320177
We love Italy. Polenta and chicken wings every weekend man.

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This place should be prohibited from making pizza, except that one bar where the owner openly verbally abuses his clients and has absurd prices.

>> No.10334408

>>10326056
>They cast me into the oven
>I cast them into Hell

>> No.10334552

>>10320292
For what purpose?

>> No.10334561

>>10323030
Haha, yeah 4chan! Good thing we can finish up our day with little epic mind improvement back over at reddit.

>> No.10334572

>>10332882
Looks like scouts or something. maybe as reward for processing chicken they get an hour of dial up

>> No.10334610

>>10320177
pizzaria bate papo doesn't represent the whole country you know

>> No.10334623

>>10329680
>when the mcdonalds breakfast is over but your crave for an egg mcmuffin is too great

>> No.10334626

>>10324459
>200 dorra pizza

>> No.10334638

>>10326116
The 3 years I lived in brasil feijoada was one of the few reasons not to kill myself. Fucking hues are retarded and their cuisine is the worst on the planet

>> No.10334739
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>>10333299
Bar do Capelão? Man that guy is a fucking savage, he not only verbally abuses his clients by calling then animals, idiots and vermin but also throws cups at then.
I remember that one day his city passed a law that forbade bars and restaurants to stay open after 2 AM, and you know what he did? Close the bar at 2 AM and open again 30 minutes later.
"You see you fucking animals the law says that the bar must be close at 2AM, but didn't say anything about open after that time period."

>> No.10334744

>>10334638
I'm a Brazilian and I keep saying that our cuisine is absolutely dog shit but everyone thinks I'm just a hater.
Some stuff are incredibly good, but most of the shit is just unimaginative and has terrible nutritive value.

>> No.10334855

>>10320098
is this the plot to a hentai?

>> No.10334862

>>10320227
i fucking hate modern art

>> No.10334881

>>10322557
did you read his post and comprehend it?

>> No.10334889

>>10326082
got a giggle out of me heres a (you)

>> No.10334895

>>10332494
>hannibal makes dessert

>> No.10334938

>>10332494
U M A
M
A

>> No.10334949

>>10322970
please die

>> No.10334985

>>10322971
I love segregation.

>> No.10335341

>>10332494
this is why your oven shouldn't run on free software alone

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>> No.10335431

>>10323047
the new faces of death looks intense

>> No.10335454

>>10322970
Thanks, Carlos.

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>>10321184
Ah, so that's where it's from.

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>>10335457

>> No.10336420

>>10330213
eat them up, yum

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>>10322899
>when you get tired of pizza

>> No.10336600

>>10331737
>>10320306

And now I'm a raging homosexual

>> No.10336674

>>10321210
you should have responded '' uma delicia''

>> No.10337114

>>10320210
Fuck off, Paulista.
http://www.pizzariabatepapo.com.br/

>> No.10337157

>>10331737
Lol'd

>> No.10337288

>>10320164
KRASHUNK

>> No.10337350

>>10322669
Ay, slav high culture!

>> No.10337587

>>10320345
Actually going to kill myself tonight now