/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10308433]

Is there actually anything decent that comes out of this region?

[Anonymous No.10308443]

>>10308433
I don't know first hand but I'm fairly sure Indiana has some good shit. Chili and noodles is legit good.

[Anonymous No.10308445]

>>10308433
Midwestern food is legit good you coastie faggot.

[Anonymous No.10308452]

Carnival meme food
Meme beer
Standardized fast food
That’s about it
>inb4 salty chicagoniggers whinging about their dumpster fire hotdogs or bread bowl soups

[Anonymous No.10308458]

>>10308445
>hotdish and skyline chili are delicious
Bland slop: the flyover cuisine

[Anonymous No.10308474]

>no MInnesota

They make "hotdish" and turn every event into a church potluck

[Anonymous No.10308480]

>>10308458
>le slop xDD
Why are coasties so low iq bros?

[Anonymous No.10308483]

>>10308433
Not really. Just typical white people food

[Anonymous No.10308489]

>>10308480
>your entire post
Cringe

[Anonymous No.10308490]

>>10308474
I'll have to add it. I kinda rushed the pic but I had several more meme hotdog ideas that I can throw in there.

[Anonymous No.10308491]

>>10308474
We make pickled herring too

[Anonymous No.10308493]

>>10308443
>Chili and noodles is legit good
That's Ohio. Cincinnati, specifically. And yeah, that shit is cash.

Speaking of Indiana, I'm a Hoosier and I have no idea what that is on the hot dog in OP's post. We usually wank over our tenderloins, we aren't big on hot dogs.

[Anonymous No.10308497]

>>10308480
>mmmm I can't wait to dig into my salad hotdog

[Anonymous No.10308498]

>>10308489
>your entire region
Cringe

[Anonymous No.10308505]

>>10308493
It's a twinkie hotdog. It may not be specific to Indiana, but I'm sure you have a ton of dumb hotdog variations like it just like every flyover.

[Anonymous No.10308506]

>>10308433
Don't mix the glory that is the 'go 'dog with this filth

[Anonymous No.10308507]

>>10308497
Actually looks pretty good desu. Not worth getting shot over tho

[Anonymous No.10308512]

>>10308497
ew who the fuck uses food dye in relish?

[Anonymous No.10308514]

>>10308505
Yeah, I've definitely never heard of that before in my 33 years of living here.

[Anonymous No.10308517]

>>10308433
i chuckled at ohio

[Anonymous No.10308642]

'go 'za

[Anonymous No.10308675]

[Anonymous No.10308685]

[Anonymous No.10308763]

>>10308685
>creampied Lucy

[Anonymous No.10308773]

>>10308642
please speak english you faggot

[Anonymous No.10308783]

>>10308773
wala.

[Anonymous No.10308792]

Ohio: Wendy's, Bob Evans
Illinois: McDonald's, Portillo's
Michigan: Domino's, Little Caesars, Hungry Howie's
Wisconsin: Culver's
Indiana: Steak 'n Shake

Basically, the Midwest is a preferred habitat for chain restaurants.

[Anonymous No.10308793]

>>10308480
why are mid-westerners so dull, boring and lacking culture?

[Anonymous No.10308797]

>>10308685
overrated way to get stomach cancer

[Anonymous No.10308806]

Iowa here.

We've got Steak de Burgo, tenderloins, sweet corn, and taco pizza.

[Anonymous No.10308822]

>>10308793
why are coasties so cucked, corporate enslaved and lacking culture?

[Anonymous No.10308825]

>>10308793
>coasties constantly appropriating other peoples cultures
>calls others flyovers with no culture

Really tickles my anus

[Anonymous No.10308828]

>>10308793
>why are mid-westerners so dull, boring and lacking culture?

Pic related. Also, the weather is crap most of the year, which aggravates things.

[Anonymous No.10308830]

>>10308806
You aren't part of the Midwest

[Anonymous No.10308836]

>>10308797
>meat cheese bread and onions = cancer
...What?

[Anonymous No.10308850]

>>10308822
>>10308825

Lmaooo what flyover shitholes are you boys from

[Anonymous No.10308851]

>>10308822
>coasties are corporate slaves
Says the flyover who's entire diet consists of big-corporation fast food and Walmart groceries. There is so much variety outside of the midwest I'm baffled that this is the only retort you flyovers always have. You retards seem to think that the entire US outside of your shithole is either NYC or LA.

[Anonymous No.10308853]

>>10308828
so southern whites just identify as """"american"""" instead of any kind of ancestry that actually exists
this is just another reason why we need to keep the south down in a world of shit

[Anonymous No.10308856]

>>10308836
It's a vegan meme, they think a .3% difference in cancer rates is significant.

[Anonymous No.10308861]

>>10308851
Says the coastie that worships silicon valley and hollywood despite attending bernie rallies. Spare me the damage control you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.10308864]

>>10308856
Ah. Carry on.

[Anonymous No.10308869]

>>10308853
>so southern whites just identify as """"american"""" instead of any kind of ancestry that actually exists

Yes, that would be the polar opposite of the "I'm 3.145678% Irish" attention-whoring muh identity silliness.

[Anonymous No.10308874]

>>10308851
I'll have you know the closest Walmart is two hours away and the only drive thru in the county is a party store not a fast food joint.

[Anonymous No.10308879]

>>10308853
>country built on immigrants by and for immigrants
>'lmao I can't believe you tell people you're american instead of x% this and x% that'
I'm an American.

[Anonymous No.10308880]

>>10308851
>You retards seem to think that the entire US outside of your shithole is either NYC or LA.
You might have a point if your fellow coasties didn't explicitly consider the entire US outside of NYC and LA to be a worthless flyover wasteland, but as it stands you're a retarded faggot

[Anonymous No.10308887]

>>10308861
>w-well you're a liberal cuck!
Wow, you are truly an independent free-thinker. I've given you no indication of my political beliefs yet you'll automatically jump to unfounded ad homs. I don't live in CA or NY nor did I vote for that antique commie. Now run along, child. I think your local costco is getting low on hotdogs so you better get a move on lest you be left to starve.

[Anonymous No.10308893]

>>10308880
But they don't. Only a select minority of trendy hipsters unironically believes that. Of course you brainlet midwesterners can't see the bigger picture and hone in on the weakest representatives of "coasties"

[Anonymous No.10308987]

coastcucks still fucking OBSESSED

[Anonymous No.10309021]

>>10308987
Soon theyll all drown due to global warning so the future is bright fellow mittlewestern man. Am I write?

[Anonymous No.10309036]

>>10308987
>at any given point in time on /ck/ there are at least 30 threads discussing flyover staples like hotdogs and McDonald's
>"why are you guys who like real food so obsessed? we just shit up the entire board with our abhorrent discussions about trash food, leave us alone!"

[Anonymous No.10309060]

>>10309036
Where did you get the idea that those are predominantly flyover foods?

[Anonymous No.10309074]

I always consider this place to be the epitome of Iowa food, and usually take friends from out of state here

[Anonymous No.10309113]

>>10308822
>big cities full of culture and global cuisine
>lacking culture
why are Midwesterner "people" so fucking stupid? is it because you eat so much shitty "food?"

[Anonymous No.10309117]

>>10308825
only in America do people say things this retarded

[Anonymous No.10309136]

>>10309074
Pretty legit.

The midwest is all about hearty, filling simple meals with large portions. Usually heavy on meat, corn, potatoes, bread and cheese. There is a lot of German influence as well. The casserole is quintessentially midwestern.
It's never gourmet and never pretentious but it is still quite good.

[Anonymous No.10309142]

>>10309113
I didn't know a homeless guy pissing all over the street was considered "'"'"'"'culture"'"'"'"'

[Anonymous No.10309146]

>>10309136
It's mostly german influence, honestly. Their traditional food and the midwest's are very similar.

[Anonymous No.10309224]

>>10309074
I mean nothing on there sounds bad, but there's not a single item on that menu that stands out as something you can't get anywhere else. It's all just normal homestyle meals. Even the person who wrote those descriptions sounds unenthusiastic. I can picture them reading it out loud in a monotonous manner.

[Anonymous No.10309232]

>>10309224
Do you actually believe the midwest is a desolate wasteland where I can't get just about anything they sell on the coasts? "Normal homestyle meals" are based in farmhouse cooking, which is what midwestern cuisine is. It's just natural that in the modern age people sell their cooking everywhere.

[Anonymous No.10309316]

>>10308443
>Noodles

[Anonymous No.10309324]

>>10308853
americans claiming european heritage is fucking obnoxious
you're not German just because you recently found out one of your ancestors was German

[Anonymous No.10309333]

>>10309324
And ackmed Abdul mohanand is of German heritage?

[Anonymous No.10309341]

>>10309333
>if you're exclusive to one group you must be inclusive to another

[Anonymous No.10309355]

>>10309324
>German birthrate lower than that of recent German imigrants

Pretty soon lé 56% amerimuts will be the only Germans left

[Anonymous No.10309383]

>>10308493
Indiana chili is distinct from Cincinnati chili.

We do not serve greek meat sauce on spaghetti and call it chili. We put macaroni in our somewhat soupy chili. Pickels and crushed saltines too.

It's actually better than I am describing it.

[Anonymous No.10309385]

>>10309224
>everyone else in the country has culturally appropriated the midwest's superior food to such a degree they think it's their own food.
Stick to your tofu and soylent, please

[Anonymous No.10309386]

>>10309355
>>10309333
you can meme all you want, but the truth is that Germany is still 80% ethnically german, while the US is merely 50% "white" (whatever that means)

[Anonymous No.10309412]

>>10309386
Yeah but it's accelerating quicker, there's not nearly as many cultural and institutional defense mechanisms in place, there's less will to stop it from the people, and since its 80 million in a state the size of Minnesota, there's nowhere to run to.

[Anonymous No.10309421]

>>10308793
just about every single irritating accent comes from the coasts. either you sound like a braying ass, or a braindead vacuous shell of a human.

[Anonymous No.10309434]

>>10308497

Needs ketchup.

[Anonymous No.10309483]

>>10309324
my euro "ancestors" are only 2 to 3 generations removed. i still have blood-relatives living in europe.

[Anonymous No.10309495]

>>10308851
how's that $2000/mo rent for a 100sq/ft closet?

[Anonymous No.10309507]

>>10309074
i swear the entire state of iowa (at least on the major highway that ran E/W through it) smelled like an abattoir.

[Anonymous No.10309518]

>>10309507
Depends on the time of year. There's definitely times when the farms are spreading manure, and that's all you're going to smell on I-80

[Anonymous No.10309538]

>>10309495
You mean the 2 acre paid off property in the woods that's still in a 35 minute drive to a major city? It's great.

[Anonymous No.10309539]

>>10308497
Literally the only thing wrong with that is the wierd florescent relish.

[Anonymous No.10309563]

>>10308851
>bare minimum 40 middle eastern restaurants within 15 minutes of me on the outskirts of some flyover city
Yeah gee what am ever suppose to do about my food desert

[Anonymous No.10309566]

>>10309232
You're posting dishes that every white person who knows how to cook will make on a regular basis and acting like it's the pinnacle of modern cuisine. Once again, the items on that menu aren't bad at all, I would eat them and enjoy them. However, they're nothing special.

>>10309385
Not even an argument. Just more deflection from flyover trash because you're incapable of finding rational ways to disprove my belief that the midwest has bland, boring food. It's okay though, as a brainlet the novelty of retorting with "soyboy cuckold" will never wear off on you so you'll constantly be able to thrill yourself by using it rather than actually trying to think on your own.

[Anonymous No.10309572]

>>10309538
Indianapolis isn't a major city.

[Anonymous No.10309590]

>>10309566
At least I understand now why you guys don't think we have any food. I'm sure you were hoping for something you hadn't heard of, but I'm afraid all we have is that which has become ubiquitous.

[Anonymous No.10309612]

>>10309572
I agree. I don't live in the midwest though.

[Anonymous No.10309613]

>>10309572

>15th largest city

so what makes a city "major" exactly

[Anonymous No.10309617]

>>10309383
Eh...
:/

[Anonymous No.10309789]

>>10309507
it was the middle of summer, and most of the state smelled like offal.

[Anonymous No.10309804]

>>10309538
>2 acre
>pretending it's large

i live in a pretty heavily developed suburb, and there are hundreds of houses in the area that have well over an acre of property. my backyard extends at least 100 yards beyond the back of the house.

[Anonymous No.10309822]

2 Detroit Coney Island hot dogs with everything

[Anonymous No.10309881]

>>10308828
Huh. Maybe the Finnish ancestry explains why Yoopers are weird.

[Anonymous No.10309906]

>>10308433
upper midwest is good, lower midwest is bad
Anything south of Chicago is essentially the south

[Anonymous No.10309907]

>>10308493
Don't forget sugar cream pie.

[Anonymous No.10309912]

Why do southerners eat hot dogs instead of brats or polish sausage?

[Anonymous No.10309955]

>>10309324
>just because you recently found out one of your ancestors was German
Thats totally not how americans perceive their european ancestry, its not something you "just find out one day" its something your family associates with and you are familiar with since childhood, its rarely taken too seriously by younger generations (probably because so few of them are only of one european ancestry) but its something most people are aware of

[Anonymous No.10309985]

I grew up in the Midwest. Some things are culinary abominations, yet are delicious. Casseroles, for example

[Anonymous No.10310129]

>>10309383
I'm from Indiana and never had macaroni and pickles in chili wtf

[Anonymous No.10310148]

>>10309906
This. Everything below NWI us basically corn and the KKK.

[Anonymous No.10310152]

>>10309907
True.

>>10309383
>Pickels
Untrue. Maybe YOU do.

[Anonymous No.10310153]

>>10308783
Thanks

[Anonymous No.10310164]

I seriously don't understand why midwesteners get SERIOUSLY BUTTHURT when called flyover states

[Anonymous No.10310169]

>>10310164
I think you're taking the opinions of 2 people and applying it to millions.

[Anonymous No.10310181]

>>10310169
every single thread, it doesn't matter if it's b, pol, whatever, you say flyover and someone gets seriously pissed

[Anonymous No.10310184]

>>10310181
Sorry, 3 people.

[Anonymous No.10310190]

>>10310164
They do?

[Anonymous No.10310196]

>>10309881
>Finnish ancestry

never properly converted to Christianity
still pagans
eat pasties

[Anonymous No.10310197]

>>10310181
>say something bad about a thing
>people that like that thing sauy you are wrong
Thats literally the entire premise of this website, your statements apply to everything ever discussed here

[Anonymous No.10310200]

>>10310196
the UP pasty comes from Cornish miners settling in the iron rich area

[Anonymous No.10310205]

>>10308490
don't bother, nobody wants to go through your cringe again when you repost this thread tomorrow

[Anonymous No.10310209]

>>10308828

anyone know or want to guess what the white-colored 'Other' pockets are in Maine, PA, Texas, Cali, and Florida are?

Surprised Miami-Dade (I think that's what it is) isn't 'Hispanic/Spanish'.

What about the others?

[Anonymous No.10310215]

>>10310209
It says it on the map bro

[Anonymous No.10310223]

Whats something good that coasties actually have? And copying food from Europe and Asia doesn't count.

[Anonymous No.10310228]

>>10310223
buffalo wings

[Anonymous No.10310230]

>>10310228
Pretty sure Buffalo is the quintessential flyover city

[Anonymous No.10310234]

>>10310164
I just find it funny when amerifats feel prideful about living in dirty cities full of niggers and traffic, just because they have 20x more mcdonalds and slightly better internet.

[Anonymous No.10310236]

>>10310234
>find it funny
k

[Anonymous No.10310247]

>>10310215

ah thanks, totally missed that

Cuban does not qualify as Hispanic though? Didn't know that.

[Anonymous No.10310253]

>>10310247
The survey appears to have been self-identifying, given that "American" is a big section, so I'd guess that there are a lot of Cuban immigrants there who use that instead of the generic Hispanic that the pan-latin immigrant communities have resorted to.

[Anonymous No.10310258]

>>10309572
>Indianapolis isn't a major city.

A rule of thumb in the US for what makes a city major and/or relevant is if it has any major league sports teams. Having just one gets you in the door, and Indianapolis has two (NFL and NBA). iirc, the largest US city without one is Las Vegas.

[Anonymous No.10310264]

>>10310258
Vegas has a hockey team now

[Anonymous No.10310269]

Illinois has deep dish pizza you bozos. the best kind around

[Anonymous No.10310272]

>>10310148
>Everything below NWI us basically corn and the KKK.

You're not wrong. When the KKK was revived in the early 20th Century, they put their HQ in Greenwood, Indiana, an Indianapolis suburb. I lived there on two occasions and it's definitely a typical White All-American based part of the country (KKK's not there anymore, AFAIK, though).

[Anonymous No.10310273]

>>10310269
Chicago pizza is both not pizza and not better than normal pizza
Its still good though

[Anonymous No.10310276]

>>10310272
I was pretty surprised when I went down to Indianapolis and learned that so many of them have southern accents

[Anonymous No.10310285]

>>10310264
It's Austin, Texas, then. Although, that city is sometimes grouped with San Antonio nearby. If you exclude that one, it's Norfolk-Virginia Beach.

[Anonymous No.10310288]

>>10310258
A "major city" should have at least one team for each of the 4 primary leagues (NFL, MLB, NBA and NHL). If you don't have 4, you are not a major city.

[Anonymous No.10310295]

>>10310288
>hockey is a primary league

[Anonymous No.10310299]

>>10310276
Well, yeah. The Ohio River is a traditional boundary between North and South, and Indianapolis is only a few hours north of it.

[Anonymous No.10310300]

>>10310288
>LA is the only major city in california
hmmmm

[Anonymous No.10310305]

>>10310288
thats a really silly, exclusive definition, even one team makes you a major city, except Green Bay, but they are basically just an extension on Milwaukee

[Anonymous No.10310316]

>>10309383
>We do not serve greek meat sauce on spaghetti and call it chili.

Good on ya! That already puts you leagues ahead of-

>We put macaroni and pickles in our somewhat soupy chili.

Back into the trash you go, friend.

[Anonymous No.10310383]

>>10310223
Define "copy". With a liberal application of that word you can accuse nearly any dish that exists today of being a "copy" of something else. "Coasties" have what are called "regional cuisines". I know, surprising to think that there's more food than just Subway and McDonald's.

New England - lots of seafood as well as Irish influenced cuisines
New York - buffalo wings obviously and then NYC which we won't bother talking about
Mid-Atlantic - Pennsylvania dutch homely foods and zesty Chesapeake Bay styled seafood dishes
South - BBQ everywhere, all different styles
Deep south - Cajun and creole, arguably one of the best things ever
Southwest - Texmex staples such as chili and other Mexican influenced dishes
Socal - Mexicali cuisine and plenty of other dishes scattered throughout the state
Pacific Northwest - Seafoods, wild game and native influence. Kinda a woodsy "live off the land" feel.
Midwest - Burger King

[Anonymous No.10310392]

>>10310383
Midwest is all the german-inspired food. Please do not pick fights for no reason

[Anonymous No.10310417]

>>10310392
>midwest is only states with german food
>>10308828

You can find everything in the midwest and more in the Mid-Atlantic states as well as the Pacific Northwest. There is nothing special about midwest flyover cuisine. It has absolutely 0 unique aspects. It's no wonder you pride yourselves in chili spaghetti and hotdog rivalries.

[Anonymous No.10310431]

>>10310417
>midwest is only states with german food
This criticism works just as well on pretty much all of the other areas listed. Is New England unique for having seafood and irish food? The south hardly has a monopoly on barbecue. Mexicans cover the entire country, all of the midwest has mexican influenced dishes. Nailing down a food to a specific region has always been arbitrary, and the only reason to single out the midwest the way that you do is because you want to create strife.

[Anonymous No.10310435]

>>10310417
Cincinnati is like 2 minutes from Kentucky, hardly even midwestern at all

The only complaints about the midwest are about not actual midwestern things

[Anonymous No.10310520]

>>10310431
The other areas have innovated their styles and the dishes are attributed to them, even when found in other parts of the US. You see crabs with old bay, you automatically associate it with Maryland. You see gumbo, and think Louisiana. You see midwest germanic cuisine and the thought is just "generic white people food". There's not association to the midwest because it's not special or interesting and there's no distinct connection to it's origin.

>>10310435
The entire state of Ohio is considered midwest, so Cincinnati is included. And what do you mean about hotdog rivalries not being a midwestern thing? You have an epic hotdog battle permanently going on in Detroit to see who can make the best hotdog with chili and mustard and then you have the Chicagays who have a huge boner for their salad buns

[Anonymous No.10310530]

>>10310520
Oh, so it's about how it's been marketed. That's pretty sad, m8.

[Anonymous No.10310566]

>>10310530
It's got nothing to do with marketing. Each region molded the styles based on the resources available in the region, the immigrant population in that area and other factors like the climate there. That is why you attribute the dishes to the area, not because of marketing. German immigrants spread out everywhere in the US, so you can find German influenced dishes everywhere. Once again, there is absolutely nothing unique about midwestern food that separates it from the rest of the states. As I said, it's "generic white people food" that has evolved throughout the country as a whole, rather than just within the midwest.

[Anonymous No.10310577]

>>10310566
Nah, the only differientator you're talking about is how you personally perceive the food, i.e. how it's been marketed to you. Personally, much of what you see as "generic white people food" I see as being obviously midwestern.

[Anonymous No.10310579]

>>10310520
scrapple = PA
spaghetti chili = Ohio
hotdish = minnesota
deep dish pizza = chicago
italian beef = also chicago
burnt ends = kansas city

I'm not even saying this stuff is awesome, but to claim that the Midwest has no identifiable regional dishes is nonsense.

[Anonymous No.10310593]

>>10310520
>The entire state of Ohio is considered midwest, so Cincinnati is included
By coasties who don't leave their mom's basement. Anyone who has been around the midwest knows that southern Ohio, Indiana, and Illinois, and all of rural Missouri are much more southern than they are northern

[Anonymous No.10310594]

>>10310579
>PA
>midwest
Pennsylvania is mid-atlantic, friendo. I know you guys always try to claim it so you can have one state that makes you look less shitty, but it's just not so.

[Anonymous No.10310601]

>>10310520
Thats because the midwest defined modern American culture. The Midwest designed our image of America so their food just seems normal

[Anonymous No.10310602]

>>10310594
The western half is part of the breadbasket, which is all people really mean when they say flyover

[Anonymous No.10310605]

>>10308685
Grainbelt premium
Fries
Double cheeseburger with fried onions

[Anonymous No.10310607]

>>10310520
>And what do you mean about hotdog rivalries not being a midwestern thing?
any real midwesterner eats brats

[Anonymous No.10310608]

>>10310577
No, historical origins as well as factors within the dishes that distinguish them as something regional rather than nation-wide. You see it as midwestern because you live there and are used to it. You could bring it elsewhere and other people would never make that same connection.

[Anonymous No.10310617]

>>10310608
Yes, the way that people eat what you think of as "generic white people food" was literally invented in the midwest. Keep trying to pretend that you aren't literally just defending what advertisers have sold you

[Anonymous No.10310621]

>>10310607
I support this statement

[Anonymous No.10310622]

>>10310594
>you guys

I'm from California.

[Anonymous No.10310624]

>>10310594
anything west of the mountains is culturally midwestern. Cities like Pittsburgh and Buffalo have much more in common with places like Chicago, Minneapolis, and Milwaukee than they do "mid-atlantic" cities like Baltimore and DC

A better term than midwestern is the inland north, or great lakes area

[Anonymous No.10310633]

>>10310617
>cooking beef and potatoes in a pot together was invented by the midwest

[Anonymous No.10310639]

>>10310633
>adding spice to lobster was invented by maine
I love reductionism, it makes me look so smart!

[Anonymous No.10310647]

Hotdish is an abomination, Minnesota needs to be glassed for allowing it to propagate.

[Anonymous No.10310655]

>>10310639
But I never used the term "invented". Lobster is associated with Maine because that's where they were caught and became a staple in the regional cuisine. Cooking beef and potatoes in a pot is just cooking beef and potatoes in a pot. Everybody does it including the people in Maine. There is nothing uniquely midwestern about it

[Anonymous No.10310660]

>>10310647
Hotdish is an internet meme. I lived in 4 different areas of Minnesota for a combined 14 years and I've never ever seen it.

Yet I saw it many times in 6 months in Fairfax Virginia.

[Anonymous No.10310662]

>>10310647
>>10310660
whats hotdish

[Anonymous No.10310663]

>>10310655
Literally just wrong. Why not just read up on the history of some common foods in america instead of repeating an incorrect statement? Are you just afraid to find out that you're wrong?

[Anonymous No.10310666]

>>10310647
hotdish is fine

[Anonymous No.10310677]

>>10310663
Trying to dig up some information on midwestern cuisine. What do you guys call this dish? Hotdog cake?

[Anonymous No.10310686]

>>10310662
It's a tater tot casserole; usually with ground beef, soup and, cheese.

It looks like someone ate tots without chewing and them threw them back up.

[Anonymous No.10310688]

>>10310677
clearly a coastie dish

[Anonymous No.10310689]

Can't forget deep fried ravioli! A midwestern delicacy.

[Anonymous No.10310693]

>>10310686
i think my mom made that once. all that bullshit creamy casserole shit can fuck off.

>>10310689
these are unironically fucking delicious. and they're toasted not fried.

[Anonymous No.10310694]

>>10310688
Literally one of the results for searching "midwestern cuisine"

Lot's of hotdog pics

[Anonymous No.10310695]

Fried Cheese Curds are definitely the best regional appetizer

[Anonymous No.10310700]

>>10310677
I swear, the midwest manages to have some of the best food but at the same time some lazy housewives want to send us back to the fifties and 60s.

You should require a license to purchase hot dogs and jello molds in certain states.

[Anonymous No.10310703]

This is the first result. Really shows the creativity of those midwesterners!

[Anonymous No.10310704]

>>10310700
obviously that person made that for the novelty, its more a coastie vision of what the midwest is than anything actually midwestern

[Anonymous No.10310711]

I guess this is hotdog greenbean water. Another midwestern classic

[Anonymous No.10310713]

>>10310703
there is literally nothing wrong with that

[Anonymous No.10310716]

>>10310711
coloring looks more like kielbasa than hot dog

[Anonymous No.10310723]

>>10310703
Who gives a shit about creativity? Midwesterners like eating good food, not clever food, while coasties are more concerned with how instagramable their food looks over taste and quality

[Anonymous No.10310739]

>slack-jawed coastie faggots will NEVER enjoy a true chicago hot dog because they're too pretentious to let themselves like it

[Anonymous No.10310744]

>>10308458
>he calls it hotdish
Outed as a Minnesotan, why you gotta be so down on yourself

[Anonymous No.10310746]

>>10310739
>too pretentious to enjoy a hot dog
>suck dick

[Anonymous No.10310755]

>>10310723
I can't imagine the mental gymnastics you need to do in order to draw the conclusion that only the midwesterners enjoy good food.

[Anonymous No.10310769]

>>10310755
probably by how shitty every coastie trend is
Obviously I am not saying only midwesterners like good food, but they are more singularly focused on food quality and taste while coasties are much more likely to care about food designed to take pictures or about silly pseudo-ethical concerns like veganism

[Anonymous No.10310779]

>>10308433
Nope nothing good dont ever come here
Stay in your city. Your city is the best place for you.
Trust me midwest food is so bad lol just stay in your city away from it all

[Anonymous No.10310782]

>coastie """"""""""""""""""""""cuisine"""""""""""""""""""

[Anonymous No.10310795]

>>10310782
>milo
>coastie
more like flyover as fuck

[Anonymous No.10310805]

>>10310769
But that's not "coasties", that's hipsters. You have them in the midwest too. They congregate in cities like LA and NYC and are barely a spec within the population outside of the midwest.. Stop assuming the rest of our behavior is similar to theirs, we hate them too.

>>10310779
Already mentioned earlier, I don't live in the city. I live about 35 minutes from the city in a heavily wooded area with a 2 acre yard. Not everything outside of the midwest is a city.

>>10310782
That's in London or something, but you did effort!

[Anonymous No.10310810]

>>10308433
Pol. Tenderloins, green rivers, pizza pie, corn dogs , Chicago dog - Illinois

[Anonymous No.10310812]

>>10310805
>lol thats totally not us, thats just hipsters
you can't just blame everything you don't like about your culture on some vague other part of your population that doesn't count for some reason

[Anonymous No.10310819]

>>10310805
an incredibly small portion of coasties have 2 or more acres

[Anonymous No.10310838]

>>10310812
You're pointing fingers at the most obnoxious, outspoken minority of people, no matter how small they may be and saying "this is what all of you are like!"

Not true. This isn't Japan where we live crammed in towers.

[Anonymous No.10310851]

>>10308830
>You aren't part of the Midwest
What part of the country do you think Iowa's in?

[Anonymous No.10310858]

>>10310838
You guys found some picture of a lady making some novelty hot dog thing and said it is representative of midwestern culture, while I am talking about actual, common coastie trends

[Anonymous No.10310861]

>>10310782
literally midwestern/flyover fucks catering to other flyover hipsters who native new yorkers can't stand

[Anonymous No.10310864]

>>10310861
what a ridiculous take. The thing is in fucking London it has nothing at ll to do with flyovers

[Anonymous No.10310869]

>>10309507
Your food has to come from somewhere.8

[Anonymous No.10310874]

>>10310805
You realize that when people speak of flyover, they really just mean suburban white culture, if you have 2 acres outside the city, you are part of that culture you are so mad at. Coastie culture is urban hipster and poor minority culture, flyover culture is just regular white person stuff

[Anonymous No.10310875]

>>10310869
sorry I don't eat HFCS

[Anonymous No.10310879]

>>10310869
Mine comes from the Hudson Valley

[Anonymous No.10310894]

>>10310879
Thanks Latham.

[Anonymous No.10310896]

>>10310858
I literally just typed "midwestern cuisine" into Google and posted something I found.

[Anonymous No.10311274]

>>10310200

never implied that pasties were Finnish
stop being a dumbshit

[Anonymous No.10311313]

>>10311274
um, sorry for saying a factual and related thing in a not at all combative manner, apparently thats being a dumbshit?
How did that comment possibly make you mad?

[Anonymous No.10311460]

>>10311313
t. dumbshit

[Anonymous No.10311469]

>>10308433
In Ohio we made these dessert balls that we called buckeyes because well, they look like buckeyes. Basically peanut butter chocolate balls. Fuckin delicious.

[Anonymous No.10311477]

>>10310660
Then you don't know anyone. I don't have a single friend who didn't grow up eating tater tot hotdish. Even my rich ass friends parents made that shit for him. It's delicious

[Anonymous No.10311483]

>>10310744
Not Minnesotan, have just learned things on this board over the years

[Anonymous No.10311487]

>>10310660
You're obviously from one of those shit holes like Eagan or Apple Valley where everyone is a non-denominational and nobody even knows where to buy lefse

Real Minnesotans live in either Minneapolis, Saint Paul, or the boonies

[Anonymous No.10312746]

>>10311469

>being proud of an inferior irish potato

Ohio was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.10312805]

>>10312746
>>>10311469
>
>>being proud of an inferior irish potato
>
>Ohio was a mistake.
>>10312746

[Anonymous No.10312838]

Look you all can shit on midwestern cuisine all you want, but why don't you come over and share a plate of greenbean casserole with me and we'll hash out our differences

[Anonymous No.10312842]

Minnesota is the only midwest state that has good local cuisine. wild rice soup is amazing and hotdish is great too.

[Anonymous No.10312859]

>chicago pizza
groce

but chicago as a city is great for food. italian beef, a really good palestinian grill scene in the southwest suburbs, great mexican and central american (irazu hnnnng), rib tips and hot links, ...

food and black-iron gyms are the two things I miss about Chicago, and it does pretty well on both those counts.

[Anonymous No.10312864]

>>10311487
8 years of it was in St Paul you cocksucker.

[Anonymous No.10312881]

>>10312864
of course you didnt't see shit then, sitting in a somalian slum eating nigger dick for breakfest, lunch, and dinner

[Anonymous No.10312890]

>>10312881
I tried to stay away from the Sudanese and Somali. The Ethiopans, Hmong, and Filipinos were really cool though.

[Anonymous No.10313389]

>>10311469
>this is the epitome of fine midwestern dining
Quite literally extra sweet peanut butter dipped in melted chocolate chips. The fact you'd think this would even be worth mentioning is just further evidence of Ohio's status as a flyover.

[Anonymous No.10313397]

>>10308433
In Michigan we don't eat hot dogs like that

That's how they eat them in Ohio, not Michigan

[Anonymous No.10313558]

>>10309804
I'm not pretending it's large, I was countering his argument that I lived in a crammed tower. 2 acres is more then ample space for a residential home that isb't on a farm

[Anonymous No.10313559]

>>10313389
anything ohio related is just a stain on america. peak flyover. at least some of the other midwest states offer actual food

[Anonymous No.10313562]

>>10313397
They call them "Detroit Coneys" so try again, sweetie

[Anonymous No.10313569]

>>10313558
Not to mention the difference between what you can do with 1 vs. 2 acres of personal property is a lot

[Anonymous No.10313767]

>>10313562
>detroit coney
>has cheese

No they don't, thats not a coney thats just a chili cheese dog probably from sonic

t. someone from Michigan

[Anonymous No.10313876]

>all those OTHER flyover states are soooo uncultured
>you see, here in Ohaaaioh, we put cheese ON our potatoes
>over in Indiyeeeaana they
put cheese IN their potatoes
>how passé!

[Anonymous No.10313879]

>>10313767
Fuck ohio and fuck anything that ain't kogel Vienna sausages. Also fuck those slimey Greek fucks and those sweaty hadjis. Go blue! And fuck niggers for god measure too. And fuck Ohio again they are called chestnuts not buckeyes you inbred swine go fuck more of your cousins in Kentucky, the other 49 states make fun of you when you're not in the room.

[Anonymous No.10313897]

>>10313876
>he thinks we put the cheese in ourselves

Anon the wizards at monsanto have magicked up potatoes that grow with cheese already in them. Frankly a godsend.

[Anonymous No.10313899]

>>10313876
my bad, "potatoes" should be "poteeeetos"

[Anonymous No.10313911]

>>10313899
>pa-taaay-toes

Dirt muffins is also acceptable

[Anonymous No.10313979]

>>10308793
>>10308822
Allow someone who has actually lived in both areas and cultures long enough to actually be objective to lay out some truth for both of you:

The coast is purely synthetic; the only honesty is dishonesty. Nothing that exists in a metropolitan area is worth discussing, and the rural areas of the coast can be summed up as "Midwest/Flyover, but with fish".

The Midwest/Flyovers is/are bland and boring, but it is at least honest. You will never have some yuppie fuckface insist to you that xir's raw, organic quinoa free-trade body wash that saves the hippos makes xir a better person than you while standing in an art exhibit that features a nude man pissing into the open air as a challenge against established norms.

These coastal jackasses imagine themselves to be superior because of the presumption of education and the introduction of "authentic" culture from immigrants and the Little Guy without realizing they've grossly misinterpreted the last century of academia and art, and that America's Little Guy is the fucking rural areas of the Midwest, Flyovers, and the Coast that they so deeply abhor.

The only exception to this are the coasties who do not participate in this purely synthetic horseshit, and are just Normal People™, and the psycho-zealots from the Midwest/Flyover/rural areas who legitimately believe being uneducated retards that spurn anything that could be remotely construed as "progressive" makes them more honest, moral people with stronger values. Pro-tip: it doesn't, it makes you fucking stupid, especially because it's just another forced synthetic "cultural identity", the same as the fuccboi, yuppie coastie.

That's the truth. The people who buy into purely synthetic ideologies are fuckstains no matter where they come from. Most people are just normal, and do not identify one way or the other with either groups extreme stupidity.

[Anonymous No.10314025]

>>10313979
I wouldn't put this logic on Miami, despite it being a coastal city. Certainly there's plenty of fish but little Havana is full of nothing but pork and beef.

Just saying.

[Anonymous No.10314046]

>>10308433
Midwest is all poorfag white trash cuisine

[Anonymous No.10314067]

>>10310695
>Washing down cheese curds with Spotted Cow
This picture would have been perfect if you had a nice brat next to the curds.

>He dips his curds in ranch
You blew it. You fucking blew it.

[Anonymous No.10314074]

Lived in Michigan for about two years, only redeeming food out there is Culver’s which is pretty god teir and oddly enough the Mexican food out there’s is pretty amazing, specifically in Wyoming Grand Rapids area, plenty of breweries to choose from too, other than that the state can go fuck itself

[Anonymous No.10314126]

>>10314074
>Culvers

Judges an entire region on a fast food joint. What a developed pallete you have xir

[Anonymous No.10314137]

>>10314126
>pallete
Absolute fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.10314143]

>>10308675
Oh baby

[Anonymous No.10314144]

>>10314126
chicago area here, i am man enough to admit that our cuisine revolves around junk food in all its forms

[Anonymous No.10314151]

>>10314143

[Anonymous No.10314158]

>>10314144
>Chicago
>junk food for a junk city

I cannot wait for trump to wall it off and turn it into a for profit prison

[Anonymous No.10314161]

>>10314144
But it's so damn good.

[Anonymous No.10314166]

People think the Midwest has no food for the same reason they think Midwesterners have no accent: any popular Midwestern dish becomes so widespread that it's seen as the default. An "American" dish, not "Midwestern".

[Anonymous No.10314167]

>>10309539
It's not a chicago dog if the relish doesn't look like that.

[Anonymous No.10314340]

>>10310288
>hockey
Northern retard detected

[Anonymous No.10314345]

>>10314340
California has 3 NHL teams, ya box of rocks

[Anonymous No.10314431]

/thread

[Anonymous No.10314514]

>>10308507
If you're in America you're gonna have a risk of being shot

[Anonymous No.10314581]

>>10314431
>tater tots
>canned mushroom soup
are these people for real? there's fucking nothing to do in the midwest, why are they not spending their time cooking

[Anonymous No.10314645]

>>10310607
Prettty accurate.
That or kielbasa

[Anonymous No.10314661]

>>10311487
White guy from south Minneapolis and I've never had hotdish either.

[Anonymous No.10314671]

>>10311487
>>10312881
>>10314661

Also, Minneapolis has a greater population of Somali immigrants if I'm not mistaken.

[Anonymous No.10314681]

>>10308497
>I am terrified of ever eating a vegetable
come on coastie

[Anonymous No.10314689]

>>10314671
thanks obama!

[Anonymous No.10314690]

>>10308433

Chicago, Detroit, East St Louis, etc. etc.

All the flyover state cities have turned into ghetto shit holes.

Sad.

[Anonymous No.10314697]

>>10314689
>thanks obama!

But the funny thing is that Obama wasn't even a very good "black president". Hell, slick willie clinton was a much better "black president" than Obama ever was.

obammmy was too buys playing "yes man" to his Wall Street donors and and being China's lap dog.

[Anonymous No.10314706]

Not like we have world class fishing and hunting for the manly men in the upper midwest. Nothing you soyboy coasties would enjoy, so keep the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.10314726]

>>10314581
do you have something against potatoes?

[Anonymous No.10314732]

>>10314706
>pristine freshwater lake in the primordial continental shield
>RRRAWWWRRRR LISTEN TO MY LOUD MOTOR GAWWD GAVE US DOMINION OVER NATURE SUCK MAH TAILPIPE SOYBOYS
>#basspro #bigmouth #gonefishin #justguythings
You people don't deserve wilderness

[Anonymous No.10314733]

ITT: triggered coasties

[Anonymous No.10314736]

>>10308433
Fried Catfish.

[Anonymous No.10314737]

>>10314726
tater tots aren't really the same thing as potatoes

[Anonymous No.10314738]

Why does anyone genuinely care what fat losers on 4chan think of where they're from?

[Anonymous No.10314741]

>>10314732
>says the soyboy coastie
Sorry your "parks" are apparently complete shit

[Anonymous No.10314743]

>>10314732
This picture is from BWCA in northern Minnesota. They have strict regulations about motors, and only allow 6HP motors on certain lakes. The majority of people use canoes. You sound upset coastie.

[Anonymous No.10314751]

>>10314743
I know where the BWCA is, cleetus

And yes, obviously it only takes one of you to fuck it up for everyone else

>b-but I have a permit

KYS

[Anonymous No.10314754]

>>10314690
>Chicago, Detroit, East St Louis, etc. etc.

Hmmm. Why these cities? Why have these cities turned to crime invested shitholes in the past 8 years?

[Anonymous No.10314756]

>>10314751
>And yes, obviously it only takes one of you to fuck it up for everyone else
But they'll be fined. Is everything ok, anon? You seem extremely angry.

[Anonymous No.10314762]

>>10314751
>Triggered

You can get fined up to 400$ for just having a party over the maximum of 9 people in one group.

[Anonymous No.10314765]

>>10314741
BWCA was great when I first visited around 1977. One of the most beautiful places in flyover land

I went back later in the 1990s and it was overrun with fat fucks and power boats and even if there's no power boats there are still hordes of people tramping through the underbrush with their dogs running everywhere and screaming kids

It's pretty amazing that out of touch urbanites hiking the Catskills have more respect for nature than supposed nature men from the midwest ruining the Boundary Waters, but hey, sometimes life is weird

[Anonymous No.10314767]

>>10314754
>Why these cities?

I'll give you one guess.

[Anonymous No.10314770]

>>10314751
you got btfo'd pretty badly

[Anonymous No.10314776]

>>10314765
>when I first visited around 1977

[Anonymous No.10314780]

>>10314765
It's pretty chill again. Holidays are always shit but any other time up there is beautiful and practically deserted

[Anonymous No.10314784]

>>10314776
>my god that guy is old *expresses disapproval with a 25 year old cartoon*

[Anonymous No.10314798]

>>10314754

Flyover states have been brain drained to death with all the flight to coastal cities.

The only people left stuck in flyover states are cleetus the redneck and Tynone the nigger.

[Anonymous No.10314805]

>>10314765
>I went back later in the 1990s and it was overrun with fat fucks and power boats and even if there's no power boats there are still hordes of people tramping through the underbrush with their dogs running everywhere and screaming kids
>I went one time 40 years ago and then one more time 25 years ago, the place is awful trust me
Wow, not only are you old but you're also a massive faggot.
>It's pretty amazing that out of touch urbanites hiking the Catskills have more respect for nature than supposed nature men from the midwest ruining the Boundary Waters, but hey, sometimes life is weird
It's also amazing that people who don't even live in the region are so out of touch that they think a visit 25 years ago reflects the population. But hey I guess some old people are just dumb.

[Anonymous No.10314806]

>>10314784
Why would a middle-aged man be shitposting on /ck/ of all places? If true, it would be bizarre and somewhat concerning.

[Anonymous No.10314812]

>>10314784
>Desperately trying to avoid the fact that he's probably 50
Fucking lol, it's at least 1/2 as old as you man.

[Anonymous No.10314813]

>>10314765
>It's pretty amazing that out of touch urbanites hiking the Catskills have more respect for nature than supposed nature men from the midwest ruining the Boundary Waters, but hey, sometimes life is weird

That's a valid point. I'm from Minneapolis and have spent a lot of childhood on the arrowhead. The amount of disrespect some people have (who LIVE around there) is absolutely abysmal. Our family had a cabin up 1/2 hr northwest of duluth and some of the locals were complete degenerates.

However, you probably just went during a bad weekend. The BWCA only allows a certain amount of people at each entry point so they were probably full when you went in the 90's, did you go on the 4th of july or something? The entire state goes up north around then.

[Anonymous No.10314816]

>>10314784
Imagine how ashamed this man's parents must be.

[Anonymous No.10314818]

>>10314756
>>10314762
>>10314770
>lol U mad? u mad that I fucked up a nice place?
Yeah kinda. But you fucked up Monument Valley, Yosemite, Grindavik, Barcelona, Ubud, Phi Phi, Oaxaca, Antigua, and basically everywhere else. You can google those other places. So in the grand scheme of things I guess you can have the BWCA
>>10314806
There are a lot of us here, you might be surprised.

[Anonymous No.10314830]

>>10314813
Honestly I don't remember when it was. Obviously it was summer but beyond that it was like 25 years ago. I can barely remember the last time I drove a death cage.

[Anonymous No.10314847]

>>10314818
>>lol U mad? u mad that I fucked up a nice place?
Wow all that projection. I guess this mysterious "you" fucked up all those parks, even though when I google each of those places there doesn't seem to be any prevailing problems. Let me guess, you stopped at those places a quarter of a century ago and someone was mean to you there, right? Or maybe you stopped in Yosemite back in the 60's and a black man stopped by to ruin your day?

[Anonymous No.10314854]

>>10314818
>basing that one experience 18+ years ago on the BWCA as a whole today

you do sound old, jesus.

[Anonymous No.10314855]

>>10314830
>Honestly I don't remember when it was. Obviously it was summer but beyond that it was like 25 years ago. I can barely remember the last time I drove a death cage.
>So therefore the park is completely shit nowadays
Wow you're an idiot. A lot of those annoying people probably died because it was so long ago.

[Anonymous No.10314868]

>>10314818
>There are a lot of us here, you might be surprised.
But you have the distinction of being one of the dumbest, congrats. Were those young people playing their "rock and/or roll" music too loudly?

[Anonymous No.10314878]

>>10314818
>A 50+ year old told me to KYS on the internet today

ahahahahahhaha holy shit

[Anonymous No.10314895]

>>10314158
Found the salty southern illinois faggot. Keep crying, nobody gives a shit about you

[Anonymous No.10314923]

>>10309324

People don't really do that, it's an /int/ meme

if you ask an american maybe they'll say their grandmother was from ireland or something, but only idiots go IRISH PRIDE IM IRISH ST PADDYS YEAH (unfortunately, these idiots are the ones who are always interviewed on the news during ethnic holidays, so it seems more common than it really is)

[Anonymous No.10315062]

>>10310864
he's right. NYC is full of bullshit hipster traps for people who just moved from bumfuck and want something to post on their instagram.
same shit surely applies to london--it's garbage designed to appeal to idiots who think this kind of shit is quirky or kitsch or whatever. there's no actual irony in play or anything clever or subversive going on, it's just a ripoff.

[Anonymous No.10315072]

>>10315062
>NYC is a certain way
>Therefore London must be the same
Are you that 50+ year old idiot? Your logic is just as bad.

[Anonymous No.10315132]

>>10315072
50 year old idiot here. No, that guy isn't me. I don't mind London or NYC. East London is shit though. So is Brooklyn.

[Anonymous No.10315176]

Only hotdog you will ever need.

[Anonymous No.10315181]

>>10314855
>A lot of those annoying people probably died
Good, I hope they suffered

[Anonymous No.10315187]

>>10308433
Why are babies from Eraserhead having a cook off?

[Anonymous No.10315292]

>>10315062
>NYC is full of bullshit hipster traps for people who just moved from bumfuck and want something to post on their instagram.
Friend of mine raved about an indian place near his uni down there. The tikka masala was just tomato soup with cumin. Everywhere else was literally the same thing we had upstate but $3-$15 more expensive. Nigger trying to tell me about sushi and pho and "authentic" middle eastern like he didnt grow up 15 minutes from fucking Utica.

[Anonymous No.10315324]

>>10315176
i am confused by slightly intrigued by the pride scandinavians seem to take in their hot dog game

[Anonymous No.10315360]

>>10315176
>Cocio
all is right in the world
>>10315324
its pretty much just Danes, Swedes do really stupid stuff with theirs like adding prawns, they are on to something with the mashed potatoes though

[Anonymous No.10315459]

Have any of you "coasties" that are complaining about the midwest, actually ever been to the midwest and have eaten both a good home cooked meal and some decent fast food? Until you have, shut the fuck up. Ive been to both coasts and the food that was recommended to me was fucking great, memes aside. But I did miss my "flyover" food from my home state of Wisconsin.

[Anonymous No.10315558]

>>10312842
>lutefisk

[Anonymous No.10315570]

>>10315558
is from Norway

[Anonymous No.10315658]

>>10308433
Why are coasties so fixated on middle America?

[Anonymous No.10315662]

>>10315658
Resentment and jealousy.

Jealous of our clean cities, and hard working honest citizens.

All coasties have is decaying cities filled with rats, pigeons, cockroaches, and homeless people.

[Anonymous No.10315675]

>>10315187
LMAO

[Anonymous No.10315685]

>>10310129
lmgtfy

hoosier chili

[Anonymous No.10315686]

>>10315658
We forget that they exist and wonder what it's like to live there when reminded of it during political seasons.

[Anonymous No.10315688]

>>10315662
It's true, nobody but the most backwater of meth-addled retards in my area still fixates on every asinine action of coasties, but every coastie I know pisses and whines about the midwest constantly. It couldn't be more transparent.

[Anonymous No.10315709]

>>10315686
>We forget

Bad memory huh?
Must be the symptom of a decaying mind.
Your awful public schools, drugs and stds will do that.

[Anonymous No.10315758]

>>10308433
all of the ingredients for whatever you like to eat

[Anonymous No.10315767]

>>10310607
There we go, honest truth there.

[Anonymous No.10315789]

>>10308445
>not coastie roastie

[Anonymous No.10315795]

>>10314074
Former Grand Rapidian here, can confirm the Mexican food was amazing.

[Anonymous No.10315805]

>>10308685
I've always wanted to make one of these. I'll probably end up making buns filled with burger toppings instead though.

[Anonymous No.10315811]

>>10315360
German one is dead-on accurate. Seal of approval.

[Anonymous No.10315907]

>>10308443
Indiana
>god-tier pork tenderloin sandwiches
>god-tier ice cream
>microwave popcorn was invented here
>the literal worlds best spicy shrimp cocktail
>god-tier sugar creme pie
>persimmon pudding

fried brain sandwiches are a meme for motorcyclists passing through the state.

>>10309383
Indiana chili is just American Goulash. It's good but it's not really chili

>>10309572
>state capital
>hosted the super bowl
>NFL team
>NBA team
>host of the world's largest one-day sporting event
>home of the worlds largest children's museum
>shortlisted for Amazon HQ2
>not a major city

>>10310593
big cities in IN/OH/IL are fairly northern, but if you drive 15 min outside city limits it turns into hicksville

>>10315658
mad because our mortgage payments are half as expensive as their 1bed/1bath apartment rents.

[Anonymous No.10316536]

>>10313876
have you never heard a midwesterner speak?

[Anonymous No.10316553]

>>10314067
image is from google
but I think a little ranch is ok with curds, certainly not necessary though, and preferably some sort of chipotle or spicy ranch

[Anonymous No.10316564]

>>10315062
>it's garbage designed to appeal to idiots who think this kind of shit is quirky or kitsch or whatever
Thats the essence of what being coastie is

[Anonymous No.10316568]

>>10308433
That casserole that Chicagoans call a pizza is pretty good.

[Anonymous No.10316678]

>>10315907
>big cities in IN/OH/IL are fairly northern, but if you drive 15 min outside city limits it turns into hicksville
MI is the same way

[Anonymous No.10316759]

>>10315685
Yeah lived my whole life in Central Indiana.
Grandma made this a lot.

[Anonymous No.10317162]

>>10309822
i'll take 3 and a coke.

lafayette > american

[Anonymous No.10317206]

>>10310288
i would limit that two any two, different sports.

>>10310264
there's talks of the raiders moving to vegas within the next couple years.

>>10310258
speaking of, better drop st. louis after losing the rams to LA.

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>>10310383
i'm pretty sure burger king, like mcdonalds, is a coastie invention. the midwest is basically steak.

great lakes area is mostly german, with some scandis mixed in, and a large arabic/middle eastern population around detroit and parts of NE ohio. lots of whitefish, trout and salmon, with hearty blue-collar meals throughout the entire region. as for my own state of michigan, our cherries and apples are among the best in the nation, there is a very large sustained population of white-tail deer, largest amount of national forest per capita (close to a third of the state is undeveloped deciduous and evergreen forests) and access to the largest bodies of fresh water in the western hemisphere.

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>>10310607
no, that's just da peeple from wiscahnsen and minniesohdah eaten dem brahts.

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>>10310869
even so, it was not enjoyable driving through an entire state during the summer with the windows rolled up. oh, and i forgot to mention the meth, which goes hand-in-hand with the slaughterhouses.

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>>10317269
its really weird when southerners pronounce Wisconsin as "Whescawnsin"

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>>10313397
don't forget that the sauce has to be made from beef hearts, and the dog has to be natural casing for the snap.

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>>10314754
detroit used to be a crime ridden shithole, but that was over ten years ago. detroit's crime rate has been dropping (last year was the lowest since before the 67 riots) while chicago's crime has skyrocketed.

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>>10314732
most of those northern lakes don't allow motorized boats or severely limit them.

>>10314743
man, fuck a canoe. i'll never get into another one in my entire life, fuck trying to fish from or drink in one. i'll stick to a rowboat.

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>>10314737
tater tots are the potato recycling program, like hot dogs are for meat. we're just using all of the buffalo here.

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>>10317334
thats because a lot of Detroit's worst area's were literally abandoned

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Minnesota cuisine may generally be garbage, but we have the best state fair in country, with all the delicious food you could ever ask for
And a lot you would never ask for

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>>10317436
true. the streets with a couple houses boarded up are not the bad areas. the bad ones are where there's maybe 2 houses on the entire block, and they're both fire hazards. the area around the heidelberg project is pretty shitty, despite it getting tourist traffic.

ive lived in chicago for a short time, and i know for damned sure there aren't nearly as many panhandlers in detroit as there were there. i would get people begging me for money right outside of my apartment in chicago. i've never been mugged (or even remotely close to it) in detroit, nor had a gun pulled on me. i've never had my car fucked with (i don't keep stuff visible, like spare change in the center console), or have been harassed in any way, shape, or form going around detroit. then again, i'm a pretty big guy (uuuu) and i can get hood as shit at the drop of a hat.