An Authentic Irish Dinner...

[Anonymous No.10306311]

Seared Breast of Chicken with a Mushroom Cream Sauce, Roasted Asparagus and Baked Sweet Potato.

What's /ck/ having for St. Patrick's Day?

[Anonymous No.10306530]

>potatoes
not authentic irish

[Anonymous No.10306567]

Bola roja beans with various chiles and andouille (the louisiana version) sausages, over rice

A bottle of "Tremenda" monastrell wine

Fuck St Patricks day and fuck irish (intentionally lower case) ''''people''''

[Anonymous No.10306708]

>>10306311
I'm a potato nigger and I can tell you there is nothing Irish about that meal. Pic related is about as Irish as it gets.

[Anonymous No.10306732]

>>10306311
Just got done eating and cleaning everything up.
Smoked corned beef and cabbage
Braised carrots and pearl onions
Garlic mashed potatoes with sharp cheddar, bacon and chives.
Not particularly authentic, but it was still delicious.

[Anonymous No.10306905]

I made a lamb dish while listening to stiff little fingers, that count for anything?

[Anonymous No.10306934]

Somebody post the Irish stew pasta

[Anonymous No.10306966]

Ireland doesnt really have traditional food. The reason is because they are too stupid to into argiculture and plan ahead and raise livestock and pickle stuff.

That being said, a stew is pretty much Irish.

[Anonymous No.10307069]

Nothing beats a killer roast

[Anonymous No.10307097]

>>10306934
You have hands

[Anonymous No.10307394]

[Anonymous No.10307411]

>>10306311
HEY, HEY, H-HEY I GOT ONE...

HOW ABOUT AN IRISH 7 COURSE MEAL

[Anonymous No.10308074]

>>10306732
Potatoes are overwhipped and gluey.
Looks like they came from a pouch.
What is wrong with that beef?
Looks like it had parasites.

[Anonymous No.10308080]

>>10306311
I didnt eat anything and drank all day

[Anonymous No.10308087]

>>10306311
>>10306708
>>10306732
>>10306966
So let me get this right. If it isn't stew or corned beef it can't be Irish? The culinary ignorance on this board is astounding.

[Anonymous No.10308096]

Is there a way I can make corned beef but without corn?

I want to celebrate st Patrick's Day but I'm not a fan of corn.

[Anonymous No.10308098]

>>10307411
ok ok please do not do it

[Anonymous No.10308180]

>>10306311
>asparagus
>authentic irish

[Anonymous No.10309890]

>>10308180
I'm Irish and my family has been growing and eating asparagus for as long as I can remember.

[Anonymous No.10309897]

>>10306708
what if it was an irish chicken

[Anonymous No.10309900]

>>10308096
yes

[Anonymous No.10309930]

Yesterday was the worst dinner I have ever had. I generally don’t socialize with coworkers, but for some reason I did. I should have stuck to my rule about forgoing outside of work socializing. Six coworkers met at someone’s house yesterday under the pretense of ‘iris stew’. I grudgingly accepted the invitation and arrived at 2 pm (when I was told to arrive). I brought traditional soda bread that had to be baked first. The host made a bit of a stink about using the oven when he had other things in there, but I told him I wanted it fresh.

The stew was still cooking and the host was already drinking alcohol at this time. In the middle of a conversation with a member of the opposite sex, the host tells me, “Please, no talk about politics. Please not today.” I said if more people talked about politics we would be in a better country. He got very argumentative, so I just dropped it.

I was drinking apple juice that I brought over and the host kept trying to get me to have a beer. He was obviously intoxicated and starting saying how maybe I would be relaxed and ‘cooler’ if I had some alcohol. It was honestly pathetic, like peer pressure from a high school TV show.

Anyway, at that point I became withdrawn and went for a walk. I came back right before dinner and that is when the fun started. He made ‘Irish stew’ with beef, carrots, Worcestershire sauce, black pepper, hot sauce, oregano, tomato, and various ingredients. I started telling other that proper Irish stew should only contain mutton, potato, onion and water and that beef, tomato, black pepper, hot sauce, and Worcestershire sauce and other ingredients would be available then and therefore it was a modern stew, not an Irish stew.

We started eating and someone asked about what I had said about real Irish stew. The host looked so annoyed so I told him. He turned red and told me if I didn’t like it I could, in his words, “get the fuck out and take my apple juice with me”.

[Anonymous No.10309938]

I was shocked and speechless. He left the room and his girlfriend (they are unmarried but live together) apologized. Eventually, people started talking more comfortably and he came back and was brooding and drinking more.

The stew was okay, but not authentic. I asked him if he knew that mutton was on sale at a local store and he flew in a tirade, bringing up any small error or faux pas I have ever committed at work. People were trying to calm him down, and I simply responded to him in a quiet and calm voice, and said that I appreciated his invitation and his take on Irish stew, but it would have been nicer if the company had been more warm.

He got up and pulled me out of the chair, stretching my sweater at the neck in the process. He was literally screaming in my face and has his fist up in a threatening manner.

It was a horrible affair, but I decided to make authentic Irish stew today because I was let down yesterday and had a hankering for it. It is simmering on the stove and I plan on bringing it to lunch on Monday, one bowl for me and some for the host. It will be a subtle form of revenge as well as a way to show him that I am a better cook and am the more mature, forgiving person.

I'm still wondering how work will be tomorrow and what stories and rumors he's going to start spreading about me.

[Anonymous No.10309964]

>>10306311
Okinawan sweet potatoes are better. The mushrooms look good, the sauce a bit oily, and the asparagus likely overdone but I would eat it.

[Anonymous No.10310452]

>>10309964
Asparagus looks fine. No way to say otherwise from the pic alone. The sauce doesn't look oily either. I see where it may be separating around presumably hot chicken. The sweet potato looks pretty dull. Not sure i would do that with mushrooms.

[Anonymous No.10310479]

I had jerk chicken and rice & pea.

[Anonymous No.10310489]

>>10310452
are sweet potatoes even an Irish thing?

[Anonymous No.10310906]

>>10307411
>Irish
>having enough food for even one course

[Anonymous No.10310990]

>>10309890
this is a lie