/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10305718]

is this the perfect hamburger?

[Anonymous No.10305723]

what's the difference

[Anonymous No.10305729]

>>10305718
didn't jack made one exactly like that and everybody shit on him? but I guess is the angry meme chef makes it then is cool

[Anonymous No.10305737]

>>10305718
>tall burgers
Why?

[Anonymous No.10305744]

Europoors know nothing about burgers. Fuck Ramsay, the hack.

[Anonymous No.10305746]

>>10305737
This.
Flat sandwiches are more air efficient.

[Anonymous No.10305751]

Overly thick patties are shit tier, those don't even look like they've got a crust to them.

Meme man a shit

[Anonymous No.10305772]

>>10305737
it's the proof God has abandoned us

[Anonymous No.10305784]

>>10305718
It's literally a dogshit burger
>>10305723
It's the same exact thing.
>>10305737
Should never happen.

[Anonymous No.10305927]

Why would somebody make a sandwich that you couldn't fit in your mouth

[Anonymous No.10305941]

Ramsay makes shit burgers along with shit runny omelettes.

[Anonymous No.10305965]

>>10305718
>>10305723
None. Gordon has lost the bloody plot.

[Anonymous No.10305973]

>>10305718
>patty way too thick and not even well done :^)
>thick layer of veggies on the bottom
>thick slice of what seems to be a tomato, apparenetly not even cooked at all either
2/5, atleast the bun looks okay.

[Anonymous No.10305994]

>>10305718

I fucking hate Ramsay so much. In his TV shows he whines about how a burger is "so massive" yet he cooked that piece of shit. And ground beef unless you grind it yourself should always be cooked through, medium well in the least.

[Anonymous No.10306006]

>>10305723
/thread. everytime.

he has no scruples.

also
>>>/r/reddit

[Anonymous No.10306077]

>>10305772
Remove the avocado and it's good.

[Anonymous No.10306084]

>>10306077
always remove the avocado, unless its in the name of the dish AND its the main thing in the dish.

[Anonymous No.10306105]

>>10305718
I can't eat cheese so no

[Anonymous No.10306131]

Hog Buger, by Gordon Ramsay Burgr

[Anonymous No.10306437]

is this the perfect man?

[Anonymous No.10306558]

>>10305941
This, the man is obsessed with his semen consistency eggs and I hate it

[Anonymous No.10306579]

>>10305751
thicc patties remain juicier, you plebbo

[Anonymous No.10306584]

>>10306579
>thicc patties remain juicier, you plebbo
when you overcook them, sure

[Anonymous No.10306603]

>>10306584
a burger is like a steak
if it's thick you can sear the surface without overcooking the inside

[Anonymous No.10306610]

>>10305723
jesus christ ramsay, just fucking squeeze it and bite what you can

[Anonymous No.10306619]

>>10306603
...yes. Like I said. thick patties are juicier if you overcook your meat like a retard

[Anonymous No.10306620]

>>10305718
He did this for the American audience, when he's not pandering to Ameriblobs he's great

See Kitchen Nightmares UK vs Kitchen Nightmares USA

[Anonymous No.10306647]

>>10306620
idk man watching a hells kitchen worst of compilation on acid for ten minutes was pretty kino

[Anonymous No.10306666]

>>10306610
that wouldn't make for entertaining television, anon

[Anonymous No.10306684]

The best burger I've ever had was the beyond meat burger because no animals were harmed in the manufacture, which makes it objectively better.

[Anonymous No.10306721]

>>10306684
So you'll be eating cultured/lab-grown meat when it's available?

[Anonymous No.10306890]

>>10306721
I'm not cucked so hard by fox news that I won't even try it like a fucking child, and if it's as good or better than the beyond meat burger I'll gladly add it to my diet. Why wouldn't people eat objectively better protein sources? Muh freedoms?

[Anonymous No.10307964]

>>10306890
>if it's as good or better than the beyond meat burger
Right now it has no fat and it's kind of soft because the muscle doesn't get used as it grows, but it's real meat so as the technology gets perfected I'm imagining we'll have the equivalent of the best "real" meat for a cheaper price eventually.
>Why wouldn't people eat objectively better protein sources? Muh freedoms?
A lot of people don't totally understand it and they get grossed out by it. If you tell them it's "lab-grown" I think they start imagining a ton of toxic chemicals, they don't want to hear that it can be cleaner and safer, and if you try to tell them about antibiotic use and all the other problems with modern animal farming they don't want to hear that either.

[Anonymous No.10307969]

>>10305723
>>10305784
>>10305965
>>10306006
>>10306610
BUN SIZE YOU IGNORANT FUCKS WATCH THE FUCKING EPISODE HE IS COMPLAINING THAT THEY GAVE HIM THE WRONG SIZE BUN THERE ARE SO MANY OTHER THINGS /CK/ COULD BE COMPLAINING ABOUT RAMSAY AND THEY CHOOSE THE ONE THING NO ONE ACTUALLY FUCKING GETS FUCK I AM MAD

[Anonymous No.10307971]

>>10307969
I am sorry, I shouldn't have shouted, but I am so tired of these threads.

[Anonymous No.10308066]

>>10305718
It's made by the best chef in the world, so yes it is.

[Anonymous No.10308068]

>>10307969
why does bun size matter? still looks like hes having trouble eating it because hes a fucking screw ball

[Anonymous No.10308072]

>>10308068
Burger slides all over the place, it's almost impossible to eat

[Anonymous No.10308094]

>>10305718

>rubs the bun in the same pan as the raw ground beef

does the short time toasting them actually kill any possible contaminants it could have?


also

>gordon prepares them upside down just like applebees does

is applebees a 3 star restaurant now?

i have been doing the lettuce snapping thing before i ever saw him tho

[Anonymous No.10308104]

>>10305723

>every season of hells kitchen
>gordon makes 3 mystery dishes
>1 is his, the other 2 is 1 local resturant and a frozen dish
>every time several chefs say his dish was the worse an that frozen meals or a local grocery store made version is better
>gordon flat out says they're wrong without offering any objectivity

theres other shit too like the famous RV hotel hell episode, where the guy brings out a cake and gordon loves it but then FLIPS OUT when he founds out its not made in house, essentially most likely filled with preservatives but in a that split second to save face he has to rage on about how its not made in house

mind you this is a guy who's been called out by his own mentor for charging astronomical prices at each of his restaurants with his name on the side of the building yet hes not the one doing the cooking in any of them

[Anonymous No.10308115]

>>10308094
>raw ground beef
>contaminants
Do ameriblobs really face this problem?

[Anonymous No.10308123]

>>10307969
There is a lot more wrong with his burger than bun size, m8. Gordon lost the bloody plot with that recipe, plain and simple.

[Anonymous No.10308141]

>>10305772
Knife and fork operation.

[Anonymous No.10308142]

>>10308115

its the same reason you cook ground beef well done, faggot

[Anonymous No.10308147]

>>10307969
>>10307971

[Anonymous No.10308151]

Jesus Christ Gordon will turn himself into giant alcohol intoxicated liver at this rate. His face is barely visible.

[Anonymous No.10308157]

>>10308104
I think he was mad because the only good thing wasn't made in house, not just because it was.

[Anonymous No.10308158]

>>10308151
That's a shoop, look at the pixels.

[Anonymous No.10308165]

>>10306437
never realized he had such an imposing body

[Anonymous No.10308164]

>>10308157

no he always ALWAYS finds a reason to complain, some episodes, especially hotel hell he literally climbs up on a ladder to complain about dust on light fixtures which nobody could see

[Anonymous No.10308166]

>>10308157
You entirely missed the point of his post, dummy. He shits on other people for enjoying food loaded with shitty preservatives then he does it himself.

[Anonymous No.10308168]

>>10308164
Well it's television

[Anonymous No.10308218]

>>10308164
>nobody could see
It’s that mindset that’s why the places are failing and why you’d be one of them. If you don’t clean the place in years it shows you have a lack of pride or passion. Just because “no one can see it” doesn’t change the fact that it shouldn’t be there to begin with it’s a symptom of a larger problem and it’s proof you’re a shitty lazy person.

[Anonymous No.10308227]

>>10305718
Too big, sure it tastes good

[Anonymous No.10308242]

TBQH a lot of the food Gordon makes that he enjoys looks like complete shit and doesn’t taste any better than the middling stuff he shits on. He’s better at cooking when he’s serving it to customers and just showing off but when he cooks for himself or his family most of it seems pretty mediocre. He’s the same kind of narcissistic chef you see on his tv shows who gets really defensive about his food and freaks out when people don’t say it’s a 10/10 so no one really calls him on it.

[Anonymous No.10308266]

>>10306437
ITS RAW!!!

[Anonymous No.10308304]

>>10305723
I fucking hate ramsy. Acting all cute and clumsy trying so hard to make the "heehee how am i suppose to eat this burger tehee "

Fuck this 2-faced cunt

[Anonymous No.10308315]

>>10308304
to be fair he has a 9 inch cock so he's automatically better than you :/

[Anonymous No.10308383]

>>10308304
I hate when, on Kitchen Nightmares, he orders something from a place he already knows is bad (otherwise they wouldn't need his help, afterall) and as he's waiting we get a shot of him describing a beautiful plate of food when what comes is disappointing and sloppy.

>Yeah I think I'll have the burger, medium.
>Yeah, you know I'm really looking forward to you know, sort of aa nice, juicy, perfectly cooked hamburger with savory toppings, a nice toasted bun, and melted cheese.
>The burger comes
>CHRIST ALMIGHTY. Look at that. Cheese everywhere. The buns aren't toasted at all. No char on the burger. Its crumbling like loosemeat. Jesus Fuck.
>Excuse me, conveniently placed pastor, would you bless my food and say a prayer for me.

The priest and his friends obviously liked going there or they probably wouldn't be visiting a local restaurant. But Ramsay has to embarass both the restaurant and the priest on national TV.

[Anonymous No.10308406]

>>10308383
nailed it desu ne

[Anonymous No.10308411]

>>10305772
that's too much ass

[Anonymous No.10308704]

>>10308104
What do you expect? It's an American TV show, and like everything American, it's fake.

What makes me laugh most of all is the added sound effects when he's playing with the restaurant food. Slimy, gooey and squishy sounds that are clearly added to make the food seem disgusting.

[Anonymous No.10308720]

>all those amerilard third world comments about ground beef being "dangerous"

LMAO, bet you cant enjoy a raw egg either. Americans are truly a pathetic "people"

[Anonymous No.10308746]

>>10305718
Seems like it relies heavily on the quality of the meat. I'm sure if you halved the height of every ingredient it be a better balanced, easier to eat burger.

[Anonymous No.10308768]

>>10308720
>all these y*ropoor comments about Americans
>on every board
>in every thread

OBSESSED

[Anonymous No.10308775]

>>10308304
shut the fuck u8p you fucking donkey asshole ramsay would mop the floor with your weeb ass im boiling over right now and i have a mind to FUCKING tweet what you said ab out ramsay and he will put you in your place, COWARD.

[Anonymous No.10308796]

>>10308768
But is he wrong though?

[Anonymous No.10308814]

>>10308142
we even eat pork because were not a 3 world country like the US

[Anonymous No.10308841]

I met Gordon at a book signing. I told him his burger sucked and I was escorted out by security

[Anonymous No.10308858]

>>10308814
since when do americans not eat pork?...

[Anonymous No.10308956]

>>10308768
But its literally only americans who complain about stuff like medium rare ground beef and raw eggs.

[Anonymous No.10308965]

>>10308858
Think anon meant eating raw pork without the fear of dying, which is true everywhere if you buy from a butcher you trust. Hence anon is still a faggot.

[Anonymous No.10308970]

>>10305772
>pick up from patty up and leave the rest
only correct choice

[Anonymous No.10308990]

>>10306437
her pecs look really tiny for someone whith big arms like that. I'd expect cooking to build the upper body more

[Anonymous No.10309075]

>>10305723
Hahahahaha Ramsey busted

[Anonymous No.10309103]

>>10307969
Shut the fuck up you retard.

[Anonymous No.10309141]

>>10308814
america is first world you obsessed german
i thought they actually thought people the definition of words in germany looks like I was wrong

[Anonymous No.10309213]

>>10306437
Mirin that lung capacity

[Anonymous No.10309301]

>>10305718
Fuck no. It's a terrible burger and he should be fucking ashamed of himself.

[Anonymous No.10309592]

>>10305723

lmao makes fun of other ppls burgers, has a restaurant making huge burgers hes approved in his name lol

[Anonymous No.10309621]

>>10305718
What is it with massive meatball patties on burgers at restaraunts it's fucking ridiculous they're always dry as fuck with a shit sear, and don't pretend that it's so they can be cooked medium rare or some shit because they're always made from cappy quality meat stuffed with fillers. A Wendy's beef patty is literally the best patty available on the market no matter where you go.

[Anonymous No.10310043]

no, pic related is the perfect hamburger

[Anonymous No.10310053]

>>10305718
>Lettuce and tomatoes below the meat patty
Are you literally retarded or are you just pretending?

[Anonymous No.10310058]

>>10310053
Lettuce belongs below the meat patty to catch the excess oil and prevent the bun from sogging.

[Anonymous No.10310076]

>>10310058
>Lettuce belongs below the meat patty to catch the excess oil
>Mutts actually believe this

[Anonymous No.10310127]

>>10310053
The correct order is

Top bun
Condiment
Tomato
Cheese
Patty
Lettuce
Condiment
Bottom bun

[Anonymous No.10310171]

>>10310043
>tomato and sauces on bottom
enjoy your wet bread

[Anonymous No.10310195]

>>10310053
>>10310058
>>10310076
>>10310127
You do you. As long as you get it fresh and it's not sitting around in a box it should be good either way. The lettuce would wilt from upward steam as well regardless of how thick the raw non soaked onion rings are.

[Anonymous No.10311768]

>>10305718
it's too tall and the patty is too big, it's not nice to eat burgers like that

[Anonymous No.10311776]

I can't open my mouth that wide. How am I supposed to bite into that thing? Fucking Scotsmen can't make a burger.

[Anonymous No.10311810]

>>10305718
Unironicaly yes

[Anonymous No.10311864]

>>10308814

By very definition, the United States is the first world. The Communist world is the second world. Everything outside of US/Soviet hegemony is third world.

The concept means less nowadays, obviously.

[Anonymous No.10311872]

>>10305729
Everybody made fun of Jack's because it was raw you mongoloid

[Anonymous No.10311882]

>>10310171
That's the best part you guttersnipe

[Anonymous No.10311948]

>>10305718
>glob after glob of olive oil
>on a 2in thick hamburger patty

[Anonymous No.10312567]

>>10306437
pretty sure that's Hit girl's body

[Marco No.10313007]

>>10305718
Looks dry. Clearly I failed him.

[Anonymous No.10313009]

>>10305973
>thick slice of what seems to be a tomato, apparenetly not even cooked at all either
I was with you up to there.

Burgers shouldn't be so tall that you can't easily hold them and fit it in your mouth.

A BK double-whopper is about perfect IN SIZE. Combine both those patties into one and you've got about the right patty size.

Salad should be raw, except for onions (optional but I prefer caramelised).

>>10306437
not bad for his age, not sure where his pecs fled to though

[Anonymous No.10313024]

>>10305718
Michael Symon would wipe the floor with Gordon Ramsay when it comes to burgers. Fucking Emeril can do it. Bobby Flay can do it. Seriously, how fucking hard is it to do a decent burger that nearly every celebrity chef is fucking terrible at it? This dude has multiple television shows about showing people how to do burgers (and presumably other foods) better. Why is he so fucking shit at it?

[Anonymous No.10313043]

>>10305718
>raw untoasted bun
>iceburg lettice

Sorry Gordon but your burger is shit

The perfect burger is to make it at home in the exact same fashion McDonalds makes theres, with one mild change

Cook the onions a bit

[Anonymous No.10313056]

thick burgers are THE worst, thin smashed patties are the way to go

[Anonymous No.10313059]

>>10313056
Yeah, smashed and slammed before cooking

Good burgers look like this

[Marco No.10313062]

>>10309592
>buzzfeed

[Marco No.10313072]

>>10313009
>not bad for his age

Do you not realise he's 27 ?

[Anonymous No.10313278]

>>10308383
>>Excuse me, conveniently placed pastor, would you bless my food and say a prayer for me.
>The priest and his friends obviously liked going there or they probably wouldn't be visiting a local restaurant. But Ramsay has to embarass both the restaurant and the priest on national TV.


FUCKING SOURCE

[Anonymous No.10313286]

>>10313007

>that documentary about marco
>he proceeds to make robo mashed potatoes

[Anonymous No.10313290]

>>10313043

he toasts the bun u faggot

and its not iceberg lettuce its romaine

also he literally fucking grills the onions as well

[Anonymous No.10314002]

I fuckin hate overstacked tall artisan burgers, would rather eat at McD than some stupid burger restaurant.

[Anonymous No.10314223]

>>10305723
based ramsay pretending to be a retard to appease brainlet US audiences

i can just imagine the type of juvenile that watches this, giggling and clapping their hands like a retard watching the funny british man doing funny things whilst gordon picks up a fat paycheck

this goes for all "reality" tv

[Anonymous No.10314285]

>>10314223
Oh good, another faggot lining up to suck his cock.

[Anonymous No.10315755]

>>10306437
Father?

[Anonymous No.10315881]

>>10305737
No burger needs to be more than 3 inches tall

[Anonymous No.10315961]

>>10315881
This was a perfect double cheeseburger I made and it was over 3 inches so fuck off. Since the buns are relatively soft you compress it down when you bite it. Learn how to eat food instead of having your mammy feed you little bites while you're in a high chair.

[Anonymous No.10315968]

I do not eat beefburgers

[Anonymous No.10316250]

>>10315961
nice plates, fag. You must be really proud of your bun burger with, romaine? jfc

[Anonymous No.10316320]

>>10308990
>expect cooking to build the upper body more
There's not actually that much heavy things to lift in a professional cooking environment, safety is and should be the foremost to go with in a kitchen.

[Anonymous No.10316356]

>Are these onions from your yard?
>No theyre from the market.
>JESUS ALMIGHTY

[Anonymous No.10316458]

>>10316250
>romaine
>it was buttercup, you utter producelet

[Anonymous No.10316482]

>>10316458
>buttercup
>call me a producelet

the irony

[Anonymous No.10317581]

>>10306131
To be fair, the food there tastes delicious, and its not too overpriced despite having his name on it and being in Las Vegas

[Anonymous No.10318436]

Smashed burgers are literal perfection

[Anonymous No.10318512]

>>10309592
>tfw they put the hog burger in front of you

[Anonymous No.10318519]

>>10309592

how did these soyboy faggot buzzfeeders even eat that thing in such a pretentious fucking setting?

[Anonymous No.10318526]

>>10305718
>>10305723

[Anonymous No.10318529]

>>10305718
>season everything twice
come on Gordon you know better than this
>WHOLE slice of tomato
ah yes make my hamburger wet just how it should be

[Anonymous No.10318547]

>>10308858
>>10309141
>>10311864
amerimutts absolutely btfo by based germanbro

[Anonymous No.10318550]

>>10318529

>you cant season a BUHGUH AFTAH ITS COOKED
>proceeds to add more salt and pepper seconds before taking it off the grill
>he only batters 3 of them with butter

[Anonymous No.10318552]

>>10308990
>her

[Anonymous No.10318556]

>>10305718
>>10305723
Has he ever addressed this hypocrisy? Shouldn't somebody ask him about it? All these "comedian" interviewers having him as a guest, and none of them capable of teasing out this obvious joke?

[Anonymous No.10318575]

>>10318556

he just threatens to leave anytime someone questions him on KN or HH

[Anonymous No.10318608]

>>10318575
this. i remember a journalist brought up a picture of a shit steak they got served in his restaurant. Ramsay was so dumbstruck he had to leave the interview.

[Anonymous No.10318622]

>>10318608

was it during the initial UK HK? when it was his own restaurant?

he was always pompous towards the guests, especially when the crew was slow getting food out or screwing up the orders

[Anonymous No.10318645]

>>10318608
They had gone into a 3 Michelin star restaurant and asked for a steak well done and then complained that it was overcooked. Ramsay basically just called them an idiot and left.

[Anonymous No.10318859]

>>10318608
nah I saw that video, that was a completely different situation and ramsay handled it well, the journalist was a faggot for ordering a well done steak in the first place

[Anonymous No.10318884]

>>10305718
too big and looks dry
looks like i would have to either smash it down so i can fit it in my mouth or simply just unhinge my jaw and the meat looks dry

[Anonymous No.10320564]

>>10306131

Hi Heart Attack

[Anonymous No.10320583]

>>10305718
ramsays trying to make mondo burgers

[Anonymous No.10320599]

>>10308383
spot on. 10/10

[Anonymous No.10320767]

>>10318519

They have no chin and yet are still alive. They are living miracles.