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>you're catering for his funeral
>what do you make

>> No.10287973

>>10287971
vienna sausages

>> No.10287983

>>10287971
Complete carnivore spread, as much meat as you can eat! Bon apetit!

>> No.10287992
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10287992

A smart and sassy veggie platter

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>>10287971
something simple. you're not going to a funeral for a culinary experience, you don't wanna distract too much from your thoughts. And since his family is british I'd make it extra bland

>> No.10287994

When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, that's while mourning.

>> No.10287996

>>10287971
taco bell

>> No.10287997

Vegetables on wagon wheels.

>> No.10288004

>>10287992
kek

>> No.10288030

just baba ghanoush and whiskey, what steve would have wanted

>> No.10288034

Bread sandwich.

>> No.10288038

>>10287971
broken vegetables

>> No.10288045

a big ice cream cake with a picture of lou gehrig on it

>> No.10288063

Stephen Hawkings, R.I.P Miss you big man,
Gone but not forgotten.

>> No.10288071

>>10287971
Nothing. like all of his theories and scientific contributions amounted to

>> No.10288081
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10288081

Pie, because he died on pi day.

>> No.10288085

>>10287971
Cheese plate
Rhubarb
Ice cream
Potato salad
Pommes frites
Lemonade
Eclairs

>> No.10288097

Pizza of course.

>> No.10288119
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10288119

Goodnight sweet prince
I'd make a bunch of space meals, rations, and liquid feeding-meals.

>> No.10288128

Black (toad in the) hole. With big bangers.

>> No.10288133
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10288133

>it's real

>> No.10288136

Frog legs
Chicken legs
Leg of lamb

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10288150

what the fuck is wrong with yall? Funeral sandwiches is a must. Tastiest sandwiches

>> No.10288154

>>10288136
his legs weren't the problem

>>10288150
>generic [thing] for someone so unique
do africans really..

>> No.10288157

I knew you pen twirling faggots would find a way to fit this onto every board. I'd serve a full vegan platter with laxatives. Essentially his existence. He was a sellout piece of broken garbage who has not contributed a single thing in decades. I'm glad he is gone. Nye and Tyson can go next.
>>10288071
This desu.

>> No.10288163

>>10288157
I'm sure your achievements and contributions are much more significant.

>> No.10288164
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10288164

Boiled crawfish.

>> No.10288165

>>10288154
I think they're made to bring you closer to your own funeral. Worchestershire, mustard, fucktons of butter, brown sugar, drenched over ham and swiss sliders with Hawaiian buns, baked in the oven. im not black, but these are so tasty.

>> No.10288166

>>10288163
Never claimed they were, but I'm not touted as some great thinker and icon of the science community either.

>> No.10288169

>>10288157
>has not contributed a single thing in decades
what has jesus contributed in the last two thousand years?

>> No.10288170

>>10288169
lots of holy wars n stuff.

>> No.10288172

>>10288165
Probably true. Death is a lucrative business and charging someone $10,000 to dig a hole for them is worse than charging $300 for stacking raw fish on rice.

>> No.10288180

>>10288166
You're a very cool person.

>> No.10288182

moon cakes

>> No.10288282

A vegetable :)

>> No.10288371

>>10288157
lmao I bet you don't even understand anything of his theories you stupid brainlet.

>m-muh contrarianism because someone famous and well regarded died

You are a child

>> No.10288376 [DELETED] 

>>10288282
his body malfunctioned. not his brain. not a vegetaive state. wuite the opposite.
you're the brainlet.

>> No.10288380

>>10288154
>generic [thing] for someone so unique
yeah, he was unique, he doesn't need the food to be.

>> No.10288384

for me. its the McChicken

>> No.10288399
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I think a pig on a spit would be appropriate while watching him go into carbon deep freeze.

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>>10288133
>relying on ck as your main news source

>> No.10288795

something you can suck through a straw

>> No.10289284

meals on wheels

>> No.10289369

Brain prepared to perfection.

>> No.10289394

>starring in the big cuck theory
and nothing of value was lost.

>> No.10289401

>>10288081
Pi? Lets be rational, anon.
You don't serve pie at funerals.

>> No.10289405

>>10288573
>seeing something on /ck/ first and checking elsewhere afterwards
FTFY

>> No.10289424

I’d dj at his wake and play moonbase alpha memes.

>> No.10289869

>>10288371
Not him. All hawking did was think maybe black holes emit radiation. And then he said black holes probably dont exist

What an amazing contribution. Hes basically a science pop star because he was crippled and everyone felt bad for him

>> No.10289881

>>10288169
He guided christians into having a universal set of morals. Those without religion will all have differing moral reasoning as they have no concrete foundation

>> No.10289893

>>10288081
>March 13th
>Pi day
Dumbass

>> No.10289903

>>10289893
Never mind. It was the 13th in North America when he died.

>> No.10289910

>>10287993
Buffet food in England is fucking awful. For my Grandad's funeral we got a Lebanese restaurant to cater. It was incomparable to the usual tide of brown trash you get (for the same price) from these so called professional caterers

>> No.10291178

>>10289903
>>10289869
>>10288166
>>10288157
>>10288071
You must be 18 years or older to use this website.

>> No.10291285

>>10291178
Wow, what an amazingly irrelevant post. How fat are you and how many different types of food have you stuck your dick in?