Awesome Taco Recipes

[Anonymous No.10284578]

So, I just made some pretty damn tasty tacos for food today, they were just out of the box but what made them really good was I just piled on veggies, which were diced fresh jalapenos, diced red onion, tomato, and avocado, I mean really piled em on. I'm starting to think tacos are more of a simplicity oriented food. But I want to make these tacos again but more legit, authentic I guess, not out of the box. What kind of meats, spices, tortillas, veggies and herbs and sauces should I use and make to get legit and awesome, simple tacos?

Also you can post your own personal "perfect taco" ingredients, doesn't have to be simple, just specify that you aren't responding to my first question.

[Anonymous No.10284629]

>>10284578
>limes
take your virtue signaling elsewhere

[Anonymous No.10284648]

Thinly cut chuck steak , cooked over charcoal, tortillas heated over charcoal as well, and green salsa. With a one liter Coke.

[Anonymous No.10284650]

hamburger with mccormick taco spice
iceberg lettuce chiffonade
diced white onion
diced tomato
kraft cheese mexican blend.
taco bell hot sauce.
I like the hard corn tortillas as the crunch gives a nice texture.

[Anonymous No.10284665]

>>10284578
>using “awesome” unironically
>>>/reddit/

[Anonymous No.10284668]

>>10284578
Tacos or simple food, don’t over-do them
The moment they are filled with hipster shit they stop being tacos

[Anonymous No.10284693]

>>10284578
Mexican street tacos is the name of the game. Soft corn tortillas, lingua, carnitas, camarones, pescado, barbacoa, chorizo, asada, whatever. If you want authentic, learn to make the meats first, then add in veggies and salsas that go with it. You're right, simplicity is the name of the game. Personally, I love cilantro-lime shrimp, and it works well with a mango-lime salsa for a bright, fresh, fruity, sweet-and-sour taste.

[Anonymous No.10284694]

>>10284665
retard

[Anonymous No.10284839]

>>10284665
"o no he used a word that is part of the english language that i don like seeeing!!"


I was gonna make fun of your logic, but I couldn't even find any.

[Anonymous No.10285156]

>>10284578
Not at all authentic tacos but I'm doing low carb. The beef was really, really good I just used s+p, a can of chopped tomatoes and a packet of a fancier taco mix that was all herbs and spices and no random crap. Then I added jalapenos, black olives, sour cream, cherry tomatoes and mozzarella and wrapped it in cos lettuce. It's kinda messy to eat so you could just julienne the lettuce and eat it in a bowl if you don't want to get your hands dirty.

[Anonymous No.10285220]

>>10285156
Oh, the beef has onion and garlic too.

[Anonymous No.10285235]

>>10285156
julienne lettuce?

[Anonymous No.10285244]

>>10285235
Best way I could think to explain it. Or alternatively just use a taco.

[Anonymous No.10285259]

>pork shoulder in the crock pot
>rub cumin and salt all over
>score the meat
>insert crushed garlic cloves into each slot
>add chopped jalapeno
>add 1/4 cup water to the bottom
>cook on low until pork falls from bone
>remove from crock pot
>lest rest
>boil the liquid on the stove until it reduces by half
>add liquid back to meat and shred

voila, carnitas

[Anonymous No.10285261]

I've been given some chicken thighs for making tacos... Any ideas for marinade or spices for the little shits?

[Anonymous No.10285433]

I'm gonna share with you a family secret recipe that you can only eat if you don't have high blood pressure or other pre-existing heart condition. This salty fucking taco will be the best god damn taco you've ever had in your life.

>start by browning about 1 to 1.5lbs of ground beef
>drain 85% of the fat
>pour an entire bottle of La Victoria Red Taco sauce into the pan
>add a bit of water, make it almost a soupy mix
>add a shit and a fuck to of Lawry's brand garlic salt
>set on low heat and let simmer for a looong time
>the water, sauce, and fats will start to cook down and all the flavor will absorb into the meat
>stir the meat about once ever 20-30 minutes and add a bit more garlic salt
>remove from heat when everything has cooked down
>deep fry corn tortilla taco shells
>add Parmesan cheese and garlic salt in generous amounts to taco shell while its still hot
>serve taco with nothing but lettuce and tomato

Best fucking taco you'll EVER have.

[Anonymous No.10285478]

>>10284693
>simplicity
>cilantro-lime shrimp, and it works well with a mango-lime salsa
>a bright, fresh, fruity, sweet-and-sour taste
You seriously doing this right now? You fuck.

[Anonymous No.10286274]

Carne asada, street taco style, is stupid simple. Marinade flank in a salt, orange juice, lime juice, garlic, salt, cilantro and chili pepper. Grill or cook in iron skillet over high heat, chop it up and serve with tomatillo sauce or pico, onion and fresh peppers (pickled or not), and queso in a homemade corn tortilla. When you cook the meat it literally smells like a street taco stand -ucking goat!

[Anonymous No.10286407]

[Anonymous No.10286423]

take 10 kilograms of bullets and throw them in a pot and cover with 1 inch of avocado oil and turn the heat on high for 20 minutes and hold the side of your head really close to the pot

[Anonymous No.10286427]

>>10286407
is this satirizing the idea of diversity

[Anonymous No.10286433]

>>10286423
nothing would happen. Bullets only attain velocity with a barrel.

Learn2physics.

[Anonymous No.10286438]

>>10286433
>nothing would happen
>making delicious tacos is nothing

[Anonymous No.10286443]

I'm white so I am not allowed to have tacos, because it might offend a minority.

[Anonymous No.10286913]

>>10286443
good boi, now go swallow what I left in your woman's pussy.

[Anonymous No.10286937]

>>10286433
what about that youtube video of the kids smashing 22 bullets with a hammer and hitting a tree?

[Anonymous No.10286992]

>>10286433
>throw bullets in a campfire
>bullets explode and one companion is killed
>spend 3 years in State pen for negligent homicide
>life ruined and brightest prospects are being a line cook forever.
Bullets will project w/o a barrel directing the path

[Anonymous No.10287006]

>>10286992
>Bullets will project
not at any sort of velocity. But yes, fire + combustions = explosion.

[Anonymous No.10287015]

>>10286992
absolute horseshit. the casing flies further than the lead bullet and neither do enough damage to kill.

[Anonymous No.10287035]

>>10286992
>foster mom lets me do my own laundry for the first time ever
>fill the dryer with a shitload of bullets
>charged with 8 counts of murder and 27 counts of assault with a deadly weapon

[Anonymous No.10287045]

>>10287035
kek. good jorb

[Anonymous No.10287151]

>>10287035
Psh, hat's nothing.
>Be 12.
>Take bullets out of .22 shells and hit the m with hammers so they explode.
>Accidentally kill dog.
>Mom flips out and cops show up.
>Had to work for the ATF after.

[Anonymous No.10288415]

>>10284578
>Tacos and box
Well i know where it all went wrong

[Anonymous No.10289502]

>>10286274
Too much stuff and not cooked over coals leaves me wondering about accuracy

[Anonymous No.10289516]

>>10284578
>jalapeños, avocado and tomatoes are veggies
Retard

[Anonymous No.10289532]

>>10284839
Probably because you're a witless zilch

[Anonymous No.10289691]

>>10284665
>trying this hard to fit in on an elite hacker forum