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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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10268073 No.10268073[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

How do you select good produce?

>> No.10268082

>>10268073
well now her shit is going to smell like asparagus, too

>> No.10268101

>>10268073
wait wtf why is there three holes down there

>> No.10268110

>>10268101
>>10268101
There are two you retarded shart

>> No.10268114

>>10268073
Holla

>> No.10268117

>douses her with hollandaise

>> No.10268135
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10268135

>>10268110
explain.

>> No.10268137

>>10268073
How do I? You already posted a pic showing my method.

>> No.10268139

>>10268135
THAT'S NOT A HOLE YOU TURBOVIRGIN

>> No.10268140

>>10268073
That's not going to pass health dept inspection.

>> No.10268143

>>10268140
FUCK OFF SOYBOY

>> No.10268145

>>10268139
fine, "orifices," whatever, but you have not yet explained anything

>> No.10268147

>>10268073
wait why is it so close to the butthole?

>> No.10268150

>>10268135
you need a caretaker.

>> No.10268152

>>10268147
It's only 1 inch away on all women

>> No.10268164

>>10268135
that third hole at the bottom right is where women shed their eggs from, kind of like how a lobster finds a spot on the ocean floor and ejects its eggs, women have an egg ejector as well.

>> No.10268169

>>10268150
doesn't answer my question???

>> No.10268176

>>10268169
Dude thats not a hole.

>> No.10268179

>>10268176
then what is it

>> No.10268185

>>10268179
it is obviously a fucking hole, the guy is messing with you dude.

>> No.10268195

>>10268073
Can you imagine eating that and it tasting like fucking asparagus

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10268204

>>10268195

>> No.10268207

>>10268195
I hope she's Italian because I like my asparagus with a strong hint of garlic

>> No.10268221

>>10268073
is she wasnt a whore she would be very wholesome

>> No.10268223

>>10268169
It's where humans used to have tails like millions of years ago.

>> No.10268235

>>10268164
ayy

>> No.10268236

>>10268135
Perineal abscess or fistula

>> No.10268242

>>10268223
Humans have never had tails. Our evolutionary ancestors did.

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10268249

>>10268135

>> No.10268252

>>10268242
YOU KNOW WHAT HE MEANT

>> No.10268255

ITT we prove the only thing /ck/ knows about less than cooking is women's bodies

>> No.10268262

>>10268255
more like anon tricks everyone into zooming into a woman's asparagus asshole

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10268263

>>10268255

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10268265

>>10268101
>>10268110
>>10268135
That's just a dimple.
Girls do have three holes, though.

>> No.10268280

>>10268242
human beings never evolved, stop listening to liberal talking heads and Satanists. God created man, not evolution and make no mistake you will burn in hell if you go around telling lies like you're doing now. The Lord Jesus Christ will smite you down for such arrogance, blessings be upon him

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10268283

>>10268265
>namefagging

>> No.10268285

Ahhh roast beef and asparagus a staple in my household when growing up

>> No.10268298

>>10268073
Source?

>> No.10268353

>>10268283
Yeah, THAT's the problem with this thread. You really are obsessed.